who do you guys think would step out of line and touch buttercup without wanda’s permission?
no men please <333
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wolverine is absolutely not hip with the kids
inspired by this post
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* Sobbing happily at the beautiful sight of the Wolverine's iconic cowl that's been 24 YEARS overdue. *
They finally put him in the yellow suit and gave him the cowl.
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"I heard people "shipping us
are shipping us" where?"
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Logan and Wade in the Honda Odyssey, a sex metaphor:
The fighting was purely for a release of energy and emotion since they regenerate
The constant penetration of weapons over and over, Logan smiling in satisfaction during the penetration
"I take it all back, the Honda Odyssey fucks hard. Too bad you don't, needle-dick" "oh we're just getting started bub" they're literally flirting.
The grunting, panting, yelling.
Come hither hand motions, asking for more, the rocking of the car
Constantly on top of each other, rolling around, switching positions
Staying in the car. There is no reason to fight inside the car/keep going back in, but it forces their proximity and cars are a common place for sex
Their bodily fluids sprayed all over each other and the vehicle (blood... or)
There was a time skip.
Seatbelt bondage
Exhausting themselves and sleeping next to each other afterwards
In summary; they totally fucked in that thing
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yeah they were flirting in that honda odyssey
based on this text post that made me audibly laugh
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Bringing Chris Evans back to the MCU but having him play JOHNNY STORM from the old Fantastic Four movie is fucking brilliant.
the best fucking joke ever made.
I was actually screaming when he yelled flame on, it just took me so off guard.
and thank god they let that man swear.
Deadpool and Wolverine really saved the MCU in my mind.
Finally some good fucking content.
Someone in the MCU with some fucking bite.
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i have seen gay porn less homoerotically charged than whatever the fuck they were doing in that hyundai civic
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Hugh Jackman and Ryan Reynolds celebrates Deadpool & Wolverine Worldwide Box Office Opening Weekend by recreating the "Wolverine Crush" meme.
Hugh Jackman:
Wolverine and Deadpool is the #1 movie in the world. Thank you ALL!
Ryan Reynolds:
I miss Hugh already.
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