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gideonisms · 2 years ago

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mandatory gender reporting time of the semester love that for me ! 🚫🙅‍♂️👎

#i'm sorry but the idea that in texas someone would be comfortable announcing they use they/them pronouns to an audience of 50 people #it was like. pass the index card with your info on it to the person next to you and *that* person introduces you 💀#in texas??? hello??#are we really 100% confident the person next to us who we've just met would represent us with respect #love the optimism here but.#had i explained my whole deal i would have been the only one to do so.#also the only woman. woman adjacent person. whatever. with short hair. hhjkkkk #like one (1) person in this class is slightly gnc. slightly #it's already like spot the homosexual in here and it's not hard to spot the homosexual #okay it wasn't 50 it was more like 30 my point stands it felt like a lot of people #it truly is hitting me i'm going to go into my field constantly having to either pick a work gender or say to everyone i meet Immediately #hi i'm abi i have a complex relationship with my gender!#you wanna hear about my complex relationship with my family next? my medical history? how about discussing the undiagnosed autism #let's do a deep dive on my sexuality after that when we get to know each other well enough to trade the tamest stories about our exes #feel like a bug specimen under a magnifying glass trying to go about my day #this is why i grew my hair out in the first place i remember now

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bl00dfroma-fairy · 2 months ago

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classichorrorblog · 8 months ago

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THIRTEEN HORROR FILMS THAT SCARED TF OUT OF ME!

Here are 13 movies that I can think of that actually scared me or creeped me out in some way. Granted, most of them were from when I was a kid, but I still remember being scared watching those movies.

tag rules: select 13 horror films that at one point in time terrified the hell out of you (gifs optional)

I was tagged by @pascow

I tag: @scarymovies101 @lonelyzarquon @leatherfaceologist @stretchbrock @keirahknightley @losthavenmine @ethan-hawke @ritahayworrth

#Personal #The Autopsy Of Jane Doe #Candyman #The Changeling #Creepshow #The Gate #Halloween #Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II #The Innkeepers #Night Of The Demons #Night Of The Living Dead #Ringu #Stir Of Echoes #The Texas Chainsaw Massacre #CHB

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welcome-to-alice-in-helll · 1 year ago

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#hello kitty #chainsaw #texas chainsaw massacre #kawaii #menhera #yami kawaii #creepy #coquette #angel #cute #doelet #halloween #doelette #sanrio #pink #pink chainsaw #yandere #horror

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hauntedjohnny · 3 months ago

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INSPIRED BY THE LATE 70'S GIALLO-INSPIRED SLASHER FILMS, 'RUSH WEEK' TAKES PLACE AFTER THE EVENTS OF THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE. LANDING AT THE OMEGA SIGMA THETA SORORITY HOUSE, WE SET OUR SCENE WITH JOHNNY ATTEMPTING TO BREAK IN. THE GOAL FOR THE SORORITY GIRLS? SURVIVE AND MAKE IT OUT ALIVE.

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE GAME (2023-) RUSH WEEK GAME MODE

#texas chainsaw massacre #tcm game #johnny slaughter #videogameedit #horroredit #idk #hello tcmg community #lets go bundy influence

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thapunqueen · 1 year ago

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aggie doo dads

#yeah im just gonna keep drawing their armor different until something sticks...#also caboose with a curly mullet ?? HELLO !#church rvb #caboose rvb #tucker rvb #lavernius tucker #michael j caboose #leonard church #tex rvb #chex #texas rvb #rvb #red vs blue #red versus blue #rvb fanart #agent texas #agent tex

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sainz100 · 9 days ago

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2024 Abu Dhabi GP

#max verstappen #autumn posts #and of course Alain Prost!!#this moment is very much me thirsting tho 😵‍💫#his chesttt his hips his hair looking so BLONDE in the sun!!!!#🫠💫✨#sorry all the spam this morning!!#also I usually don't give too much thought to follower counts on tumblr dot com #folks should make the space they like!! follow and unfollow freely #but I did loose a couple folks and I wonder if it was all the asks ahhh #like definitely if someone is looking for f1 content then random factoids about this Texas gal are Not interesting hehe #but I'm trying to open up a bit more!#I even had some thoughts on Daniel I deleted ahh still trying to figure out where to blog about heavier stuff but probs not on main #this blog is more to escape the real world and bite Max's lovehandles in my mind #with maybe the occational ask game!!#but I'll probs keep my writing on the other blog and my heavier feelings in the old diary...idk figuring it out but its not that serious too #just rambling before work!!#but anyways!! 2025 year of being more open #if you are reading this then hello 😶‍🌫️ btw ricciardo133 is my fanfic writing space #I'll be waxing poetic about my Max and Daniel feelings there #and yearning over this man's hips and tummy and thighs my goshhhhh #😵‍💫❤️✨#anyways!!!#hope its an excellent time of day wherever you may be 🌇🏙️🌃#mentally I'll be here 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

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chainsawhouse · 4 months ago

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Shout out to HeadSpaceGraphics

#texas chainsaw massacre #tcm #the texas chainsaw massacre #leatherface #bubba sawyer #hello kitty #im obsessed with this sticker #my only complaint is that they dont make a giant 5ft version for me to put up like a fathead decal

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trasho-pando2011 · 1 year ago

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warpedwings · 1 year ago

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Misha Collins • Cowboy 🤠

#misha collins #cowboy #yeehaw #cowboy hat #bolo tie #texas belt buckle #blue jeans #that are tight in that man spread #cute little pig friend #his nametag says 'hello my name is assbutt' 😭#love that side profile #that killer jawline #this man is so gorgeous and adorable #misha is beautiful

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xoxochb · 6 days ago

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ppl that live in hot states r so lucky I fucking hate the cold

#xoxochb #prue speaks ੈ✩‧₊˚#watch me move to 📍 texas PLEASE #like hello I could fulfil my sheldon cooper prophecies

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irraetional · 9 months ago

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Beloved final girl <3

#this is mostly just lighting practice #and also a hello to the tcm fandom <3 #vanita brock #texas chainsaw 2 #stretch tcm2 #tcm 2 #tcm fanart #my art #artists on tumblr #texas chainsaw massacre #texas chainsaw fanart #texas chainsaw 2 fanart #tcm2 fanart #vanita stretch brock #forgive all the tags. i crave attention #as always click for better quality

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starscelly · 1 year ago

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harls fighting for delly + delly with a sweet thanks

lav@tex 1.29.22

#not to post gifs from almost two years ago but?#oh my god?#harls hockey fights page is a TRIP #and sooo narratively significant to the current nhl stars?#theres this which. hello. any 1055 heads out there #and then one where he and delly get into fights simultaneously. like right next to each other r fighting #and then one from the ohl where he gets into a fight bc of a hit he landed on the younger robo dsfjsdjfs #crazy! thomas harley the man u are #thomas harley #ty dellandrea #dallas stars #uhhh #texas stars #cel gifs

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morelikesin · 27 days ago

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♥️ The Queen of Hearts and the King of Clubs ♣️

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I was gonna write a short blurb but. Dios mío I got too deep in the paint. Because of that the writing will be under the cut mwah

♥️ The Queen of Hearts ♥️

The clattering of chips rang a little uncomfortably in his ears, but Max would be remiss to not acknowledge that that wasn't always a bad thing with him.

Besides, he wasn't going to be pushed out of the pot just yet - regardless of what Tycho thought.

Above everything else, the Heavy's quiet tut and unconvinced glance down at the flop, and Strong Bad's low "Ohh-kayyy..." pumped full of uncertainty, Max was playing for one thing - the poker princess leaning on the table looking like a meal and dessert beside him being his greatest motivation right now.

"If I know my little buddy, he can pull a miracle out of anything," Sam reassured him, all sweet and deep even if he knew deep down Max was holding out for something wildly not in his favor.

The deck was taken into Tycho's hands so he could deal the turn, though it didn't come with some thoughts of his own: "And lemme guess, eye candy: that "anything" is none of my damn business?"

Where Sam had made an amused snort, Max felt his expression stiffen and his mouth pull into a grimace. Eye candy?

The turn ended up being a 6 of hearts.

Sam sure as hell was - Max threw half of his chips in with an angry fist - and part of himself was complimented, knowing what a dime his puppy was - Tycho actually called him, the prick - and it wasn't like him and Sam didn't normally like the attention they got - and now the river was a 6 of diamonds - because God knows that there's a bit of ego boosting in having a total babe on your hip-

"All in."

Strong Bad immediately whistled, and Tycho, much to Max's delight, looked utterly bemused. The quiet and pensive hum Sam had made was all the lagomorph was playing for at this point - and maybe a good dose of shoving it in Tycho's face.

And just like he figured, Tycho called him with a sense of strangely-confident confusion because what could Max possibly have, right?

Cards face up, Max.

Tycho's hand was a pair of kings made with his hole cards and the flop; Max's hand was three of a kind sixes made with his hole cards, the turn, and the river.

"You're fucking kidding me."

Max's laughter was loud and his holding out on a dream never tasted so sweet - besides maybe the enthused "Suck on runner runner!" Sam had remarked in the wake of his winnings.

Eye candy.

Taking Sam's hand into his, he kissed his knuckles, and thereafter the man had rested his hand on top of Max's shoulder.

Yeah, he knows.

♣️ The King of Clubs ♣️

Brock's wrist twisted gently, stirring the contents of his whiskey on the rocks - contemplative and unexpectedly hesitant. The flop was a jack of spades, a 9 of hearts, and a 10 of hearts; the turn was a 5 of hearts. "What'd'ya got? If it's another case a' hole pocket rockets, I'm gonna' make a case t' skip past you bein' dealer the rest of the tourney."

Against his better judgement, eyes narrowing as he studied the flop as if it would change with enough willpower, Brock bet a healthy sum. The decision, however, came with a sigh.

"'Pocket Rocket' is my second favorite thing t' call Sam on a Friday night; right after 'Good b-'"

Sam was quick to shut Max up with a call being thrown towards the main pot - Ash and his sentient arm had long since gone all in with what little he had left. That chattering, snorty laugh Max had made upon the man's sudden bravado was profit enough for him tonight; not that he'd say no to being a couple thousand dollars up and a victory pampering; though, Max could probably benefit from making his staring into his unbuttoned collar less overt.

Willing himself to not smile, puffing at his cigar - it sure wasn't a Regius Double Corona, but it got the job done enough - Sam grabbed the deck again and put out the river: a two of diamonds.

The man across from him was a hell of a guy to read. His hand, fingertips holding the rim of his glass, swirling the melting ice and liquor, was about his only read besides maybe his strong brow. Despite it all, unfortunately.

Brock was slower to toss a bet in this round. That was all Sam needed.

One self-assured call later, and Sam was working with a jack high heart flush: his hole cards were a 2 and jack of hearts. Brock worked with a 10 of spades and a 5 of diamonds, making two pair.

The frustration when the man knocked back the rest of his whiskey was palpable - and so were the chips underneath Max's hand being corralled his way.

"That's an extra treat for you tonight, big girl," was the praise of choice coming out of Max's mouth, and for some reason Sam didn't mind the publicity of it all too much right now.

#I think the poker night osts are SO sexy like hello. they're WILDLY good. I cannot parse my thoughts with brevity but poker night music Good #yeah this was the poker thing I mentioned a while back because I. like poker. I think that much is obvious #I prefer texas hold em over omaha though but give me texas and blackjack and it's a good night for me #sam and max #poker night #suggestive #like BARELY. for what I usually do? this is Subtle flirting but I'll tag it anyway #don't get it twisted this dog is a bottom to me I will die on that hill sorry but wholly totally not actually sorry. this is my truth #anyway MWAH take my excuses to draw Sam lookin like a dime in two different flavors #morelikesin #my art #traditional art #original #don't steal #finished #skunkape jared emerson-johnson

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mxlabradorite · 6 months ago

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:shouts out a car window at my tumblr followers:

Not me using realizing that there's a major plot whole in Summerween as an excuse to announce I've moved to the Pacific Northwest.

That's right! I moved! I'm out of Texas, thank every body and thing.

But now I know that the sun doesn't even set until after 9pm at this point in the year and uh. Argh.