#in other news I’ve made a peach cobbler that s l a p s and made an attempt at cheesecake bars that probably won’t slap

[wherethewaterstarts-andyouend]

That moment when you finally feel balanced again

[stholtzmann]

Tagged by @pieheda.

As always, favorite/best/worst/other superlatives aren’t my strong suit either.

Rules: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours, and when you are done tag up to 10 people and also tag the person who tagged you… and most importantly, have fun!

a - age: 39.

b - biggest fear: Waking up in some alternate timeline where I’m still living with my parents.

c - current time: 8:03 p.m.

d - drink you last had: Water. That’s gonna be my answer like 99% of the time, unless I’ve just had tea or coffee. Though I think I’m going to go have some hot cider right now.

e - every day starts with: Grogginess and cuddling. Then oatmeal and coffee and internet.

f - favorite song: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

g - ghosts, are they real: Well, I realize this is not a popular answer in the fandom, but...no.

h - hometown: I always have trouble answering this. There are three places I think of as my hometown, in various ways. But I was born in a tiny little town in the lower Midwest, the kind that only gets in the news if a tornado demolishes it.

i - in love with: The person I’m married to and Jillian Holtzmann ha ha that’s ridiculous

j - jealous of: People who can actually afford to live in the SF Bay Area.

k - kissed someone: (per @pieheda‘s edit) Yup.

l - last time you cried: When I saw Moana (finally) on Wednesday. Actually, wait, the last three movies I saw made me cry (Moana, Hidden Figures, Rogue One). Sheesh.

m - middle name: I have two, and neither of them are female given names, and that’s all I’m going to tell you.

n - number of siblings:  0.5

o - one wish: I don’t really think I can improve on pieheda’s wish for us all “to survive the next four years with as little damage as possible”.

p - person you last called/texted: An old friend.

q - questions you’re always asked: “So, do you speak Spanish?”

r - reasons to smile: SNL, fanfic, my writing buddies...

s - song last sang: I sing a lot (I’m not saying “well,” just “a lot”). So I actually have no idea. Maybe the Totoro theme song.

t - time you woke up: fitbit says 9:59 AM. I’ve been sleeping late in an effort to actually get over this cold.

u - underwear color: Nooo comment.

v - vacation destination: Upcoming? Well, I’m hoping to go to the Northern California coast for a writing retreat at some point, and I might go to Boston and NYC in July.

w - worst habit: Going to bed too late. It screws everything up and it always has.

x - x-rays you’ve had: Ha ha, I have no idea. Many. Plus a few CT scans and an MRI and whatever else.

y - your favorite food: I mean, it depends. But right now I feel lousy, so some hot peach cobbler would hit the spot.

z - zodiac sign: Danger: Parts May Fall Off

Tagging: @seti-fan, @katiebell42, @funkelly, and uh...anyone who wants to. Honestly. (And feel free to not do it. And feel free to edit the questions. I am not creative enough to tonight.)