#in my mind kon has a heap of piercings

[yeetus-feetus]

warning: mature

Kon, over the phone: hey Tim, can you come home please?

Tim: yeah babe, I just have a few more errands to run at W.E. Why are you calling from Bear's phone?

Kon: that's why we need you to come home, we got a slight problem...

Tim: Kon. What happened? Is Bernard okay?

Kon: yeah he's alright we're just a little... stuck.

Tim: stuck? Where are you stuck?

Kon: um. Bernard's tongue piercing... is caught on my dick piercing...

Tim: ...what?

Kon: pleasecomehome! we can't get unstuck and it pulls too much when we try and-

Tim: okay, okay, I'm coming home. Calm down, I'll be there in 20.

Kon: you're not gonna let us live this down, are you?

Tim: definitely not.