#in my head I had Donnie as Kaylee

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welcome to my Leo as Wash from Firefly agenda. All of the cowboy Leo’s awakened something in me and started a Firefly rewatch..

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My Personal thoughts on The Prom Novel, organizes by chapter

Prolouge

-It’s Broadway Mania, Saundra

-I like the typical broadway journalism

-But the dialogue is...weird

-The NY Times review made me smile

Chapter 1

-She started with don’t be gay in Indiana praise the lord

-“I’m already gay in Indiana.” Iconic

-So we’re just gonna brush over the death threat? Ok

-Why would Emma come out on YouTube?? Idk seems weird.

-“The digital hellos make me feel less alone.” Preach

-I’m sorry, but I can’t see Edgewater having a “cool” church

-“No mom, I want to go to the cool church.” Iconic

-“Meatball spooner???” Emma honey no...

-I wouldn’t describe Alyssa’s hair as auburn but cool I guess

-Emma was a baby lesbian aww

-Pastor Zak

-Why would anyone in town besides Alyssa watch Emma’s channel? Idk the whole scene is confusing.

-Crunchy ramen salad aggdfbfdfgg

-“cancel the gay like Netflix.” Beautiful

Chapter 2

-Alyssa’s contrasting view of Indiana is 👌

-How far away is James Madison that Alyssa has to get up at 5am?

-Golden Weevils???

-Future Corn Keepers of America??? Can you not mention FFA???

-So that’s how it got out

-“I’m not ashamed to be a lesbian.” 👏👏👏👏👏

-Caitlin’s eyes are brown?? Maybe Saundra wanted to include Gabi and Brittany?

-Mr. Greene cheated and I oop sksksk

-I always thought the Greene’s were well off but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Chapter 3

-Nick Leavel. Saundra, I get what you wanted to do, but is coming up with original last names that hard?

-$100? That’s cheap...

-does JV Football mean nothing to Saundra?

-That is NOT how the promposal goes

-You know what? Nick is the whitest kid at their school.

-NO BAND CLOSET?!??!!

-“That’s basically a gay tax.” Me when I spend money.

-THAT. IS. NICKS. QUOTE. HOW DARE YOU SLANDER SHELBY LIKE THIS.

-I too, would panic and say Anna Kendrickson.

Chapter 4

-Oh, Frick

-What school has a lunch that’s over 30 minutes?

-“We HaVe MoRaLs”

Chapter 5

-“My own personal cootie factory.” whAT

-Yeah So no death threats then ok

-Emma, you have a truck

Chapter 6

-Shelby is being slandered I won’t stand for this

-“Ho-meo and Juliet.” I’m stealing that.

-LGBTOMG I—

Chapter 7

-These insults, does Saundra not know how high schoolers actually talk

-Emma says y’all gay rights

-Oh there’s the death threat.

-Why so many big words??

-The Rosa Parks exchange is weird

Chapter 8

-Did...Nick And Kevin tpose?

-Saundra you can’t replace Trent like this

-“Plus all the other letters that I don’t know, but are equally worthy of love!” I. Lost. It.

Chapter 9

-wow how convenient that we’re alluding the Crucible since I happen to be in it

-How DARE they defame Trent’s cowbell like that!

-Alyssa never wore that outfit

-“Everyone gathered to discuss whether or not I deserve civil rights.” Mood

-“Elena Greene.” That’s it book cancelled

-stop. Assigning. Lines. To. The. Wrong. People.

-That’s not the hashtag

-“liberal actors from New York.” Saundra—

-At least we have “This isn’t America, it’s Indiana.”

Chapter 10

-“I rAiSeD yOu To Be A gOoD cHrIsTiAn”

-“I’m not telling you to hate that girl.” I’m actually Helen, you are.

-Is Helen subscribed to Emma’s channel?

-Man Mrs. Greene has some nerve

Chapter 11

-“Farm metaphors! How charming!” I’m saying that.

-baby gayseed

-emmAs HAD SEX?!?!!??!

-Emma? Doesn’t? Expose? Alyssa? Like? That?

-Mary (Emma’s grandma) is pETTING a godspell kid???

Chapter 12

-Helen works real estate, not retail.

-Daaaance with youuu

Chapter 13

-Mary is a savage

-Dee Dee how dare you eat Angie and steal her words

Chapter 14

-Um the lavender dress is Alyssa’s not her mother’s Saundra get your facts right

Chapter 15

-WINSTON MCARTHYS CASINO

-Mary please punch Dee Dee

Chapter 16

-“No homo” there it is

-Is the prom an Aladdin reference?

-Elena Lannister Greene

Chapter 17

-Saundra these chapter titles

Chapter 18

-Emma’s shirt is iconic

-WHERE IS 24 MART????

-“You made my mom cry rage tears”

-That’s not Kaylee’s friggen tatoo

-“Nooo. Not my precious Kelvin’s head!” Is Saundra on crack

Chapter 19

-Mary you gotta be more slick

-Ooh she spitting truth

-Uncle Donnie is an icon

Chapter 21

-Asggf Emma’s mullet phase

Chapter 22

-Emma has Adsense?

-EMMAS SONG IS UNRULY HEART WOMAN

Chapter 24

-The PowerPoint adhecvfsfb

-Barry’s speech I’m crying

Chapter 25

-ALYSSA KISSED FIRST?!?!

Conclusion:

If I was going in blind, I would’ve loved it! And I do enjoy it! But, I do wish it would’ve stuck to the musical more, and had better last names. And Angie and Trent.