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Doomsday is Calling (Creme Republic)
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Cookie Union Officer: âExcuse me, sir. I canât let you in.â
Pure Vanilla couldnât believe it. He had arrived to the Creme Republic along with the other heroes and leaders to discuss the threat of the Beasts.
Yet he was being..turned away?
Cookie Union Officer: âThat is right. Unfortunately, you were not invited and neither was your companion.â
White Lily Cookie: âIâm sorry, Pure Vanilla Cookie. Iâve tainted your reputationâŚâ
Y/N Cookie: âCome on, canât you make an exception? White Lily is not the same as Dark Enchantress Cookie.â
Cookie Union Officer: âForgive me, Great Y/N Cookie, but havenât you heard? The Vanilla Kingdomâs membership in the Union has been suspended due to ties with our enemy. As much as I hate going against your word, the Union has made their decision final on this matter.â
Y/N Cookie: âIâŚerâŚâ
Clotted Cream Cookie: ââŚ.â
Golden Cheese Cookie: ââŚ.â
Pure Vanilla Cookie: âY/N Cookie, please. You are also aware that the two are different, donât you?â
Cookie Union Officer: âIâll have to ask you to vacate the premisesâŚâ
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DOOOT!
Cookie Union Soldier: The forces of the Beasts. Weâre doomedâŚargh! Theyâre cutting through our defenses!
Y/N Cookie: âCrumbs, we have to fall back to the last defense line!â
Dumpling Cookie: âGo! Weâll cover you!â
Y/N Cookie: âCome on, Cookies! Weâre pulling back!â
Salsa Cookie: âTheyâre already here! Brace yourselves!â
Crowned Cupcake Cookie: âNo Beast can ever put me away from you!â
Cookie Union Soldier: âToo powerfulâŚugh!â
The walls set up to protect the perimeter are brought down with a mighty force. You and the others brace yourselves for the impending attack.
Arrows fire right at Salsa Cookie, who did her best to dodge or deflect them, but it came at the cost of exhausting her. This left her with just a large enough blind spot for an arrow to strike her side, making her yell out in pain.
Burning Spice Cookie rushed at Crowned Cupcake, trading blows with their weapons. Both having a rush with their strikes, but share the same goal of bringing down the opponent before them. Crowned tried as she might, but one powerful strike was enough to send Crowned Cupcake flying back and landing next to you.
Dumpling Cookie, being left with no choice, readied her dual chopsticks.
A flash of purple light from amidst the smoke was all the warning she got before Silent Salt Cookie rushed at her with their blade, blocking them just in the nick of time.
You needed a bit to try and drag back Salsa and Crowned to safety, but that was barely enough before Dumpling herself was pushed back towards you.
Dumpling Cookie: âGo, Y/N Cookie. Run!â
Get it? :D
Y/N Cookie: âI wonât leave you!â
Mystic Flour Cookie: âThen allow me to do it for you. Fall.â
The three cookies before you started to cough as they turned pale.
Y/N Cookie: âNo! What are you doing!â
Shadow Milk Cookie: âLookie lookie, I found my Cookie!â
Y/N Cookie: âIâll stop you! No matter what it takes!â
Shadow Milk Cookie: âOoh, so scary~! Come on, Y/N Cookie. Your Guardians canât save you this time~! Isnât this just so fun to finally meet uninterrupted~?â
Mystic Flour Cookie: âThis was a long time coming, Y/N Cookie. Futile as always to try and fight itâŚâ
Burning Spice Cookie: âHow incredibly BORING! Why did I expect a princess to entertain me with that effort!â
Silent Salt Cookie: ââŚ.â
Eternal Sugar Cookie: âFinally, my love! Oh, how Iâve waited all this time! I can way better than a dainty princess!â
Y/N Cookie: âYou-â
Pure Vanilla Cookie: âNoâŚ.â
Y/N Cookie: âWhat the?â
You turned to your right to see Pure Vanilla Cookie, his head down as he muttered his words. Was he watching this whole time?
His head suddenly snapped up and for the first time in ever, he was angry. He was very angryâŚ
Pure Vanilla Cookie: âYOU WILL ALL REGRET COMING HERE! I WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOU!!!â
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Lemme Take Care of You | Jeon Jungkook One Shot
Summary: Your deadbeat baby daddy comes around and you fall for his charms again like you always do. Pairing: Baby Mamma oc x Baby Daddy Jungkook (exes to lovers?) Word Count: 2k~ Warnings: Explicit language and sexual themes oral f receiving and hints of body insecurity after having a baby. Newly discovered lactation kink for the both of them idk man lol it kinda just happened a/n: something random I came up with while talking to @kkusadmirer lmao hope you enjoyyyy (Barely edited but that's the usual here lmao) p.s. This is a one shot but I can do drabbles and asks for this couple if you'd like more from them.
"What are you doing here?" I question as a flirty Jungkook leans against my doorway, dragging his eyes up and down my frame. "You didn't answer your phone" he says, bringing his eyes back up to mine.
"I came here to see the baby and maybe spend some time with my baby mama too" he smirks, walking past me and into the living room when I don't say a word, his head on a swivel looking for our daughter.Â
"She's taking a nap right now" I say, rolling my eyes and shutting the door, leaning my head against it and praying that I'll stay strong this time. "I guess that just means I get to spend time with you then huh?" he says, checking me out again as I walk into the living room.Â
"We've been over this" I sigh, hating the fact that just the thought of him makes me weak. "We both know you don't mean it" he says, walking up to me and placing a hand on my hip while trailing kisses down my neck.Â
"Y-yes I do mean it Jungkook we can't keep doing this" I say, trying to keep to my word but slowly losing the battle like I always do. "No, no you don't. Just lemme take care of you yeah? Wanna make you feel good" he says, trailing his nose along my neck making me shudder at the contact.Â
He leans back and looks down at me, searching for signs of true protest but when he doesn't he leans in slowly still giving me a chance to pull away but I give into him like I always do.
The kiss starts off slow and sweet, gradually putting me under his spell like he always does, making my knees weak which he takes notice of and picks me up, wrapping my legs around his waist and taking us back to our bedroom, no my bedroom.Â
He's not supposed to be here anymore but I can never say no to him.Â
He makes us both tumble down onto the bed and continues to kiss me until I can't breath and even a little after. While I pull away and gasp for breath he continues to trail kisses down my neck, licking, sucking and biting his way down until he's stopped by my shirt.Â
"Take this off for me yeah?" he asks, nuzzling into my neck and playing with the hem of my shirt, giving me the choice of letting this continue which he knows I will. I sit up and he helps me take it off, having clocked that I wasn't wearing a bra as soon as I opened the door, obsessed with the larger size of my breasts still full of milk.
"Lemme taste it yeah? Just a little bit" he asks, kissing his way down my breasts, begin careful knowing that they're probably sore. I widen my eyes after hearing his request to try my breast milk but I nod my head nonetheless, turned on by the thought of it.Â
He gently takes my nipple into his mouth and swirls his tongue around it, making it nice and wet for him before he gives it a light suck, humming after the taste hits his tongue. "Fuck you taste so sweet" he praises leaving my hips bucking up, begging for some sort of friction.
"My pretty baby mama wants some attention huh?" he taunts, grinding his hips into mine, my cotton shorts rubbing up against me as barely a barrier making me moan at the rougher feeling of his jeans, making me beg for more.Â
"Please just fuck me the baby's gonna be up soon" I whine when he rubs up against my clit, letting out a dry chuckle remembering my weak defense of trying to deny him just moments before.Â
"No, just wanna make you feel good" he says, kissing me before trailing his tongue between the valley of my breasts and kissing along my stomach almost as if worshipping the place that once held our baby.
"Jungkook stop" I say, pushing his head down to go lower but he doesn't budge. "No, wanna remind you of how thankful I am that you made our baby. Wanna remind you you did so well taking care of her" he says, kissing all my stretch marks and nipping on places that still had a little baby weight on it.Â
I lay my head on the pillow, willing myself into thinking this is just sex with him. Nothing more than just wanting the pleasure that I know he can give me. If I let my mind go anywhere else I'm just gonna let him come crawling back to me and I can't let him do that.Â
He isn't good for me and I know that but when I'm this close to him it's almost as if none of that matters.Â
He resumes his downward journey and kisses right bellow my belly button and looks up at me, asking for permission to take my shorts off and I grant it to him, watching as he peels it all off of me, taking in my folds glistening with arousal, leaving his eyes lighting up at the sight.Â
Time and time again no matter how many times he's seen me like this it's almost as if he can't get enough of it. "Fuck, wanna put another baby in this pretty little pussy again" he says, cursing at the thought of it.Â
I shut my eyes and throw my head back, squirming from the long stripe he's dragged between my folds, taking my clit into his mouth and swirling his tongue around it just as he had done with my swollen nipple moments before, driving me even more crazy at the feeling.Â
"Shit" I whine out, so sensitive from it having been a little while since the last time he came and being so drunk on the feeling of his head between my thighs. "Want that too? Wanna have my baby again?" he says, knowing I'm far too gone after him having made out with my cunt, bringing me almost to the edge of it making me agree to anything he might ask.Â
"Fuck Jungkook yes just keep going" I pant, bucking my hips back into his face leaving him smiling against me and suffocating himself, leading me closer and closer to my climax and soon it's washing over me. Hitting me hard like a ton of bricks and making me cover my mouth to keep as quiet as I can so I don't wake the baby.Â
Thankfully all I hear on the baby monitor are her soft snores, reminding me so much of her father's that I woke up to every morning.Â
Jungkook continues to give me soft kitten licks until I'm whining and pushing him away leaving him placing a quick kiss on my inner thigh before hovering over me.
"Open your mouth" he orders and I do just that, sticking out my tongue as he spits in my mouth, followed my him smashing his lips against mine, wanting to share that sweet taste he always praising me for.Â
After kissing for what feels like forever, slowly going from intense to lazy as the tiredness on my side grows he pulls back to say something but we're cut off by the sound of the baby crying on the monitor.Â
"I'll go" he says placing one last kiss on my lips, picking my shirt up and wiping the rest of my arousal off his chin before running to the bathroom to clean himself up and throws me a damp towel to clean myself up.
He gives me a sly smile before leaving and heads over to our daughter's room and coos at her.Â
"Hi princess, it's okay Daddy's here" he says picking up our six month old and rocking her back and forth, trying to soothe her and my heart melts at the scene I can see on the monitor.Â
"You've been a good girl for Mommy right? You gotta take care of her because she loves you very much" he's cut off for a second by her coos back, recognizing him right away. "Hey, no back talk missy I mean it" he jokes along, pretending to be stern with her and she giggles in response.Â
"I missed you, you know that?" he says peppering her face with kisses and again being met with more giggles. "I wish I could come over more often but living somewhere else makes it hard. I hope you know I do try to come see you as much as I can" he says, adjusting his hold on her and holding her even closer.Â
"I know you don't know what I'm saying but I love you" he says but pulls her away to look at her again. "Mommy says your gonna be a big sister soon" he says excitedly, just imagining the thought of expanding our family even more but at that my eyes widen thinking back to what just happened and I throw my robe on before rushing into her room.Â
"You know I didn't mean that" I say, crossing my arms over my chest and cocking a brow at him. "Aw come on, don't you want her to have a sibling?" he pouts, looking back at her before adjusting his hold on her and holding her at arms length as if he were showing her off.Â
"Don't you want another one that looks just like us?" he asks guilting me into it by making me say no to our daughter which he knows I can't do even if she can't understand right now. "Let's focus on the baby we have now" I say taking her out of his hands as she reaches for me. "That wasn't a no" he says, his eyes lighting up and I'm reminded again by the fact that he's younger than me, always hitting me with that childlike joy he still has.
I turn my back to him and hold her closer to the little mood light I have for her so she can watch the purple and pink swirls on the celling accompanied by so many bright stars and she reaches out almost as if she was trying to touch them.Â
I feel him snake his arms around my waist and places his head in the crook of my neck so he can look down at her, both of us just admiring the beautiful little girl we made together.Â
"So do you think we'll give her a baby brother or sister?" he asks placing a kiss on my neck making my breath hitch, taking away the harshness of the answer I was going to give him.Â
"Keep on pushing your luck and she'll be an only child" I huff and at that she starts fussing probably from needing to have her diaper changed.Â
"Hey you can't just say that! Look you made her upset" I roll my eyes at his claims and turn around to hand her to him. "You want another baby? Fine, then you change her" I say, crossing my arms, seeing the light dim in his sparkly eyes replaced with the slight disgust after smelling the damage she had done.
"So if I change this diaper then we can have another baby?" he asks, patiently awaiting my answer. "Let's focus on her and go from there" I say and he nods his head, placing her down on the changing table and getting everything he needs out of the drawer bellow it.Â
"You hear that? You're gonna get a new baby brother or sister" Jungkook coos at her and I slap him upside the head in response leaving her laughing at his reaction.Â
"Ow! What'd you do that for?" he whines. "Just focus on the diaper Jeon" I order and he nods his head and I walk out of the room, hearing him mumbling something about how scary I am to her but I decide to let him be this time.
This is what I get for dating a younger guy. Â
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Third Leg?
Summary: after spending time with Minho after exams, you remember something he said in the heat of the moment about your packmate Jeongin. You decide to confront Jeongin about it, because after all, what's the worst that can happen?
Warnings: sex. uh. poly ot8 and reader. more omegaverse. continuation of Dibs but can be read on its own. breeding kink?? manhandling ??? reader is lowkey a brat, uh. Jeongin's dick is huge. I actually don't know what else to add, so let me know if there's another thing I should put in here. reader is an omega but gender and genitals are unspecified as always
notes: I got possesed by a demon when I was writing this. I don't even have a breeding kink. Also if the title is bad, no. this is my first time writing Jeongin, so if it's bad no it isn't. this is his very late birthday present. Happy Birthday, King.
to read: Dibs
In most things, you try to be reasonable. It does not come easy to you, it doesnât come easy to most people. You wish your pack would be more understanding of this sometimes. You know thatâs an unfair thing to say about, to say to, your pack, but you canât help it. You really donât want to, you really canât spend Jeonginâs rut with him. Itâs the middle of the semester, youâre still convinced the Luna doesnât like you, and youâd prefer not to think too hard about your relationship with anyone else. Youâre comfortable with Hyunjin and youâre comfortable with Changbin. Everyone else, you think, couldnât care whether you were around or not.
âThatâs unfair to think, dove. Of course they want you around. We want you around.â Hyunjin says, heâs holding your face in his palms in a way that he often does when he talks to you.
âI know, but I really donât feel comfortable yet, itâs only been a couple months, and it took me so long to get used to being around you.â You huff and you can feel a heat forming behind your nose. âI just really- I donât want to spend Innieâs rut with him. I canât.â Hyunjin hums affirmingly and swipes a finger under your eye to cut off a tear, but otherwise makes no comment about your crying.
âYou want them to stop pushing,â he says, and you nod at him.
âI want them to stop pushing.â
âOkay. Iâll see what I can do. But, please donât say we donât want you around. We do. At the very least, I do. Okay?â You nod at him and smile slightly as he kisses your nose, it turns into a laugh when he gets insistent, peppering kisses all over your face until youâre shoving him off and smiling wide at him.
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âSo.â You have a spoonful of cereal halfway to your mouth when he comes into the kitchen. In all reality, you arenât supposed to be here. You only stopped by for a quick snack before you went to head into work, but then there was something at the shop so your boss told you to stay home. Youâd intended to detour to the campus library instead to catch up on some homework, but between your first and second bowls of cereal you had switched out of your outside clothes to sweats and an old t-shirt, and now youâre standing three feet away from Yang Jeongin.
âSo?â You set the bowl down on the counter.
âYou donât want to spend my rut with me.â You draw your shoulders up to your ears defensively. You think something in your scent must turn sour because you see Jeongin wrinkle his nose.
âWait, I didnât mean it like that. Iâm not mad or anything. I just wanted to know if youâd tell me why.â You pause, picking up your spoon and stirring the milk around the bowl, listening to the clink clink clink of metal on ceramic. Something about his question confuses you.
âIf?â
âYeah, âif.â I donât want to pressure you for information if youâre not ready to give it. If youâre uncomfortable with spending my rut with me, thatâs fine. If you donât want to tell me youâre uncomfortable, thatâs also fine.â
âI donât want to tell you why.â He shrugs. Youâre surprised at how easy that was.
âThatâs fine. I have another question though.â
âHmm?â
âCould we hangout, or something? Before you steer clear of the house for a week and a half, I want to spend time with you. Unfortunately,â he rolls his eyes, âIâve come to enjoy your company and if I donât spend some time with you I might do something drastic.â Heâs slowly approaching you now, crowding you against the counter. Heâs given you plenty of time to walk away or move, but you havenât, so he continues.
âDrastic, you say.â He hums, taking your bowl and putting it in the sink, not bothering to rinse it out.
âDrastic like breaking every single door that separates the two of us just to make sure youâre safe.â He wraps his arms around your waist and rests his head on your shoulder, nose against your neck. His hair smells like baby powder, like his shampoo that you and Hyunjin sometimes steal. You can feel him shake with laughter when your scent changes with arousal as he gets in your space.
âYouâre easy.â You hit his back slightly.
âYouâre mean.â
âWill you hangout with me, though? I was mostly serious.â
âYeah. Yeah, Iâll hangout with you.â
âGreat,â he says, and you let out a small shriek as he drags you in the direction of his room. The door is halfway closed when he yells across the house.
âI call dibs until my rut starts!â You can hear the groans and complaints through his now shut door.
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So, you spend time with him, both before and after his rut, and nobody comments on how annoying it is that youâre monopolizing his time like you thought they would. Thereâs a point where Hyunjin interrupts you because he wants Jeonginâs dick in his mouth, and when you move to leave, they both start complaining. (You left anyway, not being ready for that just yet, but the idea made you feel warm regardless.)Â
You donât get to spend much time with him after that though, because then you have Minho and exams flooding your vision and your senses, and while one of those things is enjoyable, the other isnât and for two seconds youâd like your brain to be off. Just for two. That time comes and itâs as youâre waking up from your post-fuck nap with Minho that it hits you.
âYou said Innie was talking about me during rut?â
âWhat? Sweetheart, we just woke up.â Minho is rubbing his eyes, smacking his mouth, and blinking cutely. You feel the urge to pinch his cheek but worry that would land you in hot water so you just poke it instead.
âYes, I know, I know, but. You said Jeongin was talking about me during his rut.â
âYes? Why do you sound so surprised? Youâre our Omega after all.â You flush again at his casual claim on you, he keeps catching you off guard with it.
âHe never mentioned it to me.â Minho yawns and slings his arm over your waist.
âYou were busy, of course he didnât mention it to you. Besides, you seemed so ⌠hesitant to spend his rut with him in the first place that he probably didnât want to mention it at all.â You frown, brows furrowing as you think about it. You move to get out of bed when Minho stops you.
âAnd where do you think youâre going?â
âTo talk to Jeongin.â
âItâs too early for one, and for two. I have some things planned for us.â His hand wanders up your shirt.
âBut-â
âI thought you had learned enough to stop arguing with me? Does your mommy need to teach you a lesson?â He says this, but heâs not holding you back. If you wanted to, you could leave this bed and camp outside of Jeonginâs door until he woke up. But you donât. You donât even know what you want to say to him, and Minho is tracing soft circles on your skin and youâre struck with undeniable want. You ease yourself back into bed.
âThatâs my pretty Omega. So good for me, hmm?â
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You donât get to talk to Jeongin until several days later. Youâre too busy sleeping like the dead for a day and a half, then Chan steals you away for a celebratory dinner date, then when you finally get the chance to talk to him, you walk into his room and find him and Yongbok making out, so youâve had to curb the conversation for later, until now.
âInnie!â Heâs slipping his shoes on.
âYeah?â He never ties them, you notice, ties them once and then slips them on and off over and over again.
âWhere are you going?â
âOn a walk.â
âGreat.â You walk over to him and shove his jacket off his shoulders, then kick at his feet until he takes his shoes back off, and start dragging him to his room.
âWhat.â Heâs confused despite the fact that heâs the one who let it get this far.
âI want to talk to you.â
âOkay?â He sits down on his bed, patting the spot next to him so you can sit too.
âMinho mentioned that you talked about me during your rut.â It comes out of you in a rush. Jeonginâs face flushes red. He covers his face with his hands, his huge hands with their stupidly long fingers.
âAh. Yes. I did. Are you upset?â
âAm I up- Am I upset?â Youâre incredulous. âOne of the hottest men Iâve ever seen and one of my Alphas wanted me during his rut and you think Iâm upset?â
âOkay, to be fair. You didnât seem too thrilled about the idea of my rut to begin with.â
âI was new to the pack!â
âYouâd been with us for three months!â
âLike I said, new!â He huffs and knocks you onto your back, laying across you in the way youâve seen the others do to him.
âWhy did you come to talk to me about it?â You flush at his question and you can hear his little chuckle. The members joke that he learned how to be mischievous from Minho and Seungmin, and youâve never seen it more than right now.
âOh? I see.â
âDonât be mean.â
âMinho hyung says you like when people are mean.â
âMinho said what?!â
âIâm kidding, he refused to tell us what you two got up to, but now I know that Iâm not too far off.â You grab a pillow from behind your head and smack him with it. He moves himself until your noses are touching and smiles at you. You smile back and poke around his face until your finger lands in a dimple.
âYou want me to fuck you, is that it?â His voice is soft, low, because of how close he is to your face and he smirks when your scent fills the room.Â
âYou do?â You nod at him and he tuts.
âMinhoâs taught you better than that.â You huff and pout at him. He laughs and kisses you.
âIâll let you get away with it because youâre cute.â You beam at him and he smiles back.
He starts with kissing you, because of course he does. Itâs soft and sweet and a little hesitant and itâs similar to the way youâve seen him kiss Yongbok, but different from the way youâve seen him kiss Seungmin and youâre struck with the realization that he sees you as something soft and precious. That heâll hold you with the same amount of delicacy he uses to hold Felix and your heart stutters in your chest for a minute.
âBaby? Whatâs wrong?â Heâs pulling away, looking at you with wide eyes as your scent changes. âDid I hurt you?â You shake your head at him, pulling him close for a hug for a minute as you calm yourself down.
Youâve never had a pack before, your culture has moved away from it. You had to move from your family for school and since then youâve been relatively alone. Itâs been a while since youâve felt loved, and when youâre faced with the sheer amount of it the eight of them have to give it overwhelms you every time. He hasnât hurt you, itâs the opposite.
âNothingâs wrong.â
âAh, I see. Hyungsâ said you might cry a little. Thatâs okay. Do you want to stop?â You shake your head at him, answering with a verbal ânoâ after he stares at you pointedly. You lean in to kiss him again and he responds with the same gentleness he did before and you can feel yourself slicking up in your pants. You hear him take a sharp inhale and then you feel his grip tighten where his hands were resting on the side of your face and neck.
âJesus, I can see why hyung keeps you to himself all the time. You smell so fucking good.â He stops kissing you to start making out with your neck, you can feel him starting to scent you and you tug at him, whining.
âInnie-â
âYeah, I know, but-â he cuts himself off with a groan and you can feel his hips press into yours and dear God.
âIs that your leg?â
âNo.â You whine again. Thereâs no fucking way his dick is that big. You tell him so.
âWell. Prepare to eat your words because it is.â
You huff at him again, and really, he should spend less time around the more sarcastic pack members because his attitude is making your eye twitch. He sees it and smiles mischievously at you before landing a soft peck right below the same eye.
âIâd like to see how you handle Hannie or Seungmin hyung. Theyâre worse than I am.â
âThey also probably move faster than you do.â He grumbles at you at that and gets to work undressing the two of you. Heâs sliding his hoodie off when youâre filled with the urge to bite his biceps. Theyâve gotten bigger since youâve been introduced to him and you think itâs crazy because you hardly ever see him work out. Suddenly, thereâs a large palm against your forehead and any forward movement you had started is quickly stopped.
âWhat are you doing?â You can feel your teeth click together as your mouth closes and you blink a couple times.
âNothing.â He squints at you.
âYou were going to bite me, werenât you?â
âNo.â
âYouâre a liar!â Youâre being manhandled now, and you refuse to go down without a fight. You grab a pillow and nail him in the face with it.
âI am not! Iâve never- donât pull my hair- Iâve never lied!â
âYouâre doing it right- why are your nails so fucking long- right now!â
âNuh uh!â
âDid you just fucking- ow! What the hell?â You finally manage to get your teeth on his arm and itâs just as great as you imagined it would be. Your victory is incredibly short lived because between one second and the next Jeongin has you pinned to the bed. Your cheek is pressed against the mattress and he has your arm twisted in a way thatâs mildly uncomfortable, but thatâs overshadowed by how you can feel him pressed against you to keep you pinned. Heâs all lean muscle and you can feel where his shoulders press against yours and where his cock is pressed against your ass and if you tilt your hips just right, you can feel him brush against your slick hole.
âOh? Does my pretty Omega want something?â You can hear the laughter in his voice. You can also hear how itâs dropped three octaves and you can feel it rumbling from his chest. You can feel how his cock is starting to leak against your skin.
âJeongin-â
âI think,â he grabs your other arm, pinning your wrists at the small of your back, âthat if you want anything you should beg for it.â
âInnie, youâre not being fair-â
âIâm not being fair? You bit me. I have you pinned. If you want anything from me, youâre going to have to work for it.â You turn your head into the mattress and let out a small sob, wiggling a bit in Jeonginâs hold. His hands loosen on your wrists and he lifts his weight off of you enough that you could get out if you wanted to. Minho did this too, gave you signals with his body to let you know that it was okay to not want it, the problem is that you do. You like how Jeongin has you pinned, and you like the humiliation thatâs going to come with begging for it.
He notices you havenât moved and so his grip tightens on your wrists again. You feel the chuckle he lets out as he presses his weight down onto you again and you know your scent must be doing something because he inhales with his nose pressed straight against your neck.
âGet to begging, baby. I have all night.â You whine at that, wiggling and trying to push your hips back against his to fuck yourself onto his cock, but he pulls his hips back, readjusts until you couldnât reach his cock unless you dislocated something and he laughs at you.
Jeongin does have all night, it turns out, because you spend a considerable amount of time with your forehead pressed into the mattress trying to will the shame that comes with wanting out of your body. At one point, he asks you if youâre alright, dropping the act for a bit and when you respond he resorts to taunting you.
Heâs doing it now, taking his ridiculously large dick in his hand and gathering some of the slick thatâs leaked between your legs to jerk it. You can hear the wet noises itâs making and you canât help but think of how much louder it would be if he were actually fucking you. It turns out that your Alpha was thinking the same thing because he starts talking, and each word chips away at the lump in your throat.
âFuck, you smell so good, baby. Your slick is so warm, I bet itâd be warmer if I got it straight from the source, yeah? What do you think? Youâre leaking so much youâve made a wet spot on the bed, maybe I should fuck that instead, since you wanna be stubborn.â You whine in response.
âNo? You donât want me to do that? I think I should. Or should I just finish on your back?â Your next answering whine is more of a wail.
âOh, I see. Youâre a little cumwhore is that it? Want me to come inside of you? Hmm? Get our Omega pregnant?â You moan this time, drooling onto the sheets. Jeongin grabs your head and turns it to the side so he can see you better, or so that you can see him and how heâs about to waste his cum on you instead of in you. The drool smears onto your cheek and you can feel your eyes start to well up with tears because you know heâs close.
âPlease.â It escapes from you in a pathetic whimper and the hand that was stroking his cock pauses.
âWhat was that? I donât think I heard you.â You know he did, but you also know that if you donât repeat yourself and beg good enough he really will make good on his promise to finish on your back and leave you there.
âInnie, Jeonginnie, please. I want- I want-â
âWant what? Hmm? A slice of cake, a new Minecraft update?â You huff at his mocking, but itâs too wet to really hold any weight, and you can feel your lip wobbling, so youâre not surprised when what you say next is more of a sob than anything else.
âYour cock. Jeongin, Alpha, please. You said you wanted me during your rut, donât you want me now?â Itâs a low blow, and even through your desperation you know that, but youâll do what it takes to get him to finally stick his huge dick in you.
âOh, baby. I do. Donât worry.â His fingers are searching for your entrance, stretching you out just enough for it to not burn too bad, but youâre so wet, and both of you are so needy, you know that youâll just have to deal with the pain of not preparing for his stupid dick later because you want it now.
âThen,â he made the mistake of letting go of your wrists to grab your hip instead, and you ball your hands into fists and hit the bed in frustration, âwhy arenât you fucking me?â He huffs a laugh.
âAll that and youâre still giving me trouble? Youâre lucky youâre cute, Omega. So lucky.â You start to kick your feet at him but youâre stopped by the fact that heâs slowly starting to push into you, making a home for himself inside your body and slowly forcing the breath from your lungs.
It burns, and you expected it to with how unprepared you were, but it feels good and you donât care so that will have to be a later-you problem.
âJesus, you feel so good, baby. Better than I imagined.â He starts a rough rhythm right off the bat, and youâre needy enough that it doesnât bother you, besides, youâre pretty sure he was edging himself earlier, so heâs entitled to this.
âFelix hyung and I talked about it, you know. When I was in rut. You left.â The last part comes out as a soft growl, and he coughs to get himself in check before pressing a soft kiss between your shoulder blades.
âYou left and I thought about how warm youâd feel inside. Felix wondered too, said he wanted to know how sweet you were.â You hear him chuckle. âYâknow I got him to come untouched from just talking about you, pretty baby?â
You gasp, letting out a shuddery moan at that, and you hear Jeongin laugh above you. You were already halfway to delirious with how good he was fucking you- hard enough to shake the bed and bang the headboard against the wall- but something about knowing that the pack wants you always makes you just that much wetter, always makes your head that much lighter, so you canât help but clench down around his cock and get everything around you soaked with more of your slick.
âJeonginnie, Alpha, I- please- I want to-â
âYeah, yeah, go ahead, baby. I wonât make you beg for this one.â He presses himself down against your back, knocking your knees out from under you so youâre flat against the bed and have nowhere to go, nothing to do but take it.
âThe next one, though. I make no promises.â
The new angle has you going dumber than you were before and you can feel Jeonginâs breath in puffs of hot air against your neck. You whine at him, moaning as youâre trapped underneath his body and when you come itâs with white spots dancing across your vision. Youâre just coming down when you feel him start to pull out and you surprise both yourself and him with the growl that comes out of you.
âYang Jeongin, so help me God if you do not come inside of me-â He shuts you up by doing just that, bullying his knot into you until it pops and rolling the two of you onto your sides so youâre not laying in the multiple spots of wet that have stained his sheets.
âYouâre bossy.â Itâs said against your hair while his stupidly big hands come up to massage the crick in your neck thatâs finally made itself present. âHow do you get away with that when youâre with Minho hyung?â
âI listen to him. Mostly.â He pinches you, you pinch back. You sit in silence for a minute.
âWas it good? Or, as good as you imagined?â You try not to sound insecure as you say it, but you know that youâve probably missed the mark.
âBetter. Way better.â He kisses the spot he was just massaging and winds his arm around your middle. âNap time. Youâll need your energy when I get you back for being a little shit.â
âI wasnât.â He scoffs at you.
âYeah, sure. And my name is Chan.â
âHi, Chan, how are you?â
âCancel what I said earlier. The second we arenât locked together anymore Iâm kicking you out.â You laugh at him.
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Pairing: Gojo Satoru x fem!reader Content: no use of y/n, SOME plot, read pt 1 for context, BREEDING KINK, PREGNANCY and BABY TRAPPING, unestablished relationship, reader has an iud that Gojo is NOT a fan of, manipulating, reader is a lil dumb lol, talk of birth control and hiding it, creampies 24/7, mentions of NURSING and BRESTFEEDING, 'wife' used like twice Word count: 3.3k
(a.n) I kept getting asked for pt 2 so here it is. more plot, not so much smut this time lol
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It had been 3 months since Gojo came to the conclusion that pregnancy was the solution to his fear of you finding someone else. Seeing you come out of the bathroom, a bath towel wrapped around you as small droplets fell from your neck.
Looking at you bewildered as though this was the greatest disappointment he had ever felt. You were talking about something- something irrelevant to the issue at hand.
Why you weren't swelling with his child right now. Why you were denying him- the world of the next generation of Gojo babies.Â
And itâs not like he could keep letting out those little âget pregnantâ comments while he fucked you, often contemplating asking you to gag him so they wouldnât slip. You had your suspicions, not outwardly saying it but if one more little comment fell from him you'd be forced to ask.
Satoru was sure that your medical state wasn't an issue, he carefully combed through your medical records to find any sort of reason as to why you weren't pregnant. One appointment 3 years ago for an iud insertion, and one appointment to get it removed a few weeks after you met him.Â
And it's not like he was the issue here, he made sure he was fine in that aspect. Gojo was sure he was fine- and you had no issues with getting pregnant.
So, the solution to his fear needed a solution too. No problem, this just meant he had to fuck you even more now. More often, and even move you into his apartment. Permanently.
He was hung up in his own little world as his eyes burned holes through your damp skin. âAre you okay?â you asked, looking at him with furrowed eyebrows.Â
Gojo quickly fixed his face as he looked at you with a smile, âMâjust thinking about havin you move into my place.â He hummed, folding his arms to rest beneath his head. Eyes following your expression as you waited for him to continue, âYou're already here all the time~â he hummed, you raised your eyebrows in defense.
âThat's because you can't keep your hands off of me for longer than an hour.â you laughed as he pursed his lips, feeling like he was being scolded in that moment. Knowing you meant it as a joke- but it was true.
No matter how many showers- how many breaks. Satoru was always ready to go again, and again, and again. Praying that this time will be the one. Gojo daydreamed of coming home to you, breasts swelled with milk to welcome his child into the world.
Glow on your skin and tummy growing his child. Twins, he'd fantasize. âWe should just get married while we're at it.â heâd joke, knowing if he kept bringing it up, you'd cave. Knowing you weren't the kind of person to co-parent.Â
But those daydreams were always cut short. Whenever he'd message you saying he wanted to see you, only for you to tell him you were on your period.
We all know that never stopped him, but the disappointment knowing his attempts were in vain, always made him try even harder next time.Â
And yes you did question his constant need to fuck you, at times fully skipping prep and pushing into you- knowing you didnât really need it since you had cleaned yourself up from the last round not to long ago.
How he'd bite his tongue whenever you'd ask him to cum inside. And I mean lets be real, when has Gojo ever bit his tongue during sex?
All but telling you to âshut upâ when youâd whisper in his ear, âFill me up-â knowing if you didn't, he'd start babbling words that had been boxed up at the back of i his mind.Â
That one time Gojo let them slip, the sight of your cunt swallowing his cock greedily, the words pushed themselves past his lips forcefully.
âGet pregnantâ he demanded of you, only you didn't listen. You found it an odd thing to say- sure. But knowing him, heâs said worse things in the heat of the moment.
You always chalked up Satoruâs babbles before he came as meaningless words, knowing you shouldn't hold him to the promises and threats he'd make before he came.
Gojoâs made empty proposals into your ears before, âS-so good, m-â he hesitated, a low whine leaving his lips by just thinking about what he was about to say, â-marry me hm?~â heâd whisper as he overstimulated your senses.
Making sure you kept your eyes open to look at him, taking in the desperate sight of his forming âoâ face. Ears being fully invaded by the vulgar squelching from his hips slapping against the back of your thighs, and his unforgiving whines and moans.
Both of your hands gripping tightly on his back, knowing you'd leave raised marks on his skin. So caught up in your own orgasm you'd say âyesâ to any of his questions right now.Â
And there was nothing Satoru liked more than asking you questions when you were close to cumming, fully taking advantage of you not being able to think straight.
Even if you had just gotten out of the shower, freshly cleaned from the last round. He'd still toss that useless towel off of you and go again, making sure to keep you on the edge- not fully giving in to your pleads and you urging him to hurry up.
Relishing in the idea that round after round, unable to count just how many times he's cum inside of you that weekend- you're still up for more.Â
âYou wanna go get tested together?â he asked you randomly one morning, making you look at him with furrowed eyes.
âDo I have to get tested?â you asked, unknowing that he had other sexual partners. Satoru let out a small laugh at your accusatory tone.
âNo.â he smiled playfully, âI just thought it would be fun.â He hummed. And as he requested, you and him ended up in a clinic. Getting tested for any diseases or any issues.
And Gojo insisted he stay in the room as the nurse asked you the embarrassing questions. Sitting on the uncomfortable exam table, fiddling with your thumbs and thinking of how stupid it was to do this after months of having unprotected sex.
Looking over at Satoru and seeing a smile on his lips as you heard the paper wrinkle below you.
âAre you sexually active?â the overworked nurse flashed her eyes to you above the clipboard. You sighed, âYes.â Looking over at his smug smile.Â
âWhat kind? Oral, vaginal, anal?â she asked, looking at you. This would've been fine if it was just you and the nurse, but having Gojo in the room with you made this even more humiliating.
âUh-â you hesitated, eyes flashing to Satoru and back to the nurse. â...All?â you hesitated, shrinking in your seat when you heard her check three boxes with the pen in her hand.Â
âHow many people have you had sex with in the past six months?â she asked nonchalantly, obviously having bigger issues in the world than what was happening in this room right now.
âOne.â you answered, making Gojoâs chest swell with pride, knowing you were being faithful- even if there wasn't a label on what he was to you.
âIn the last 12 months?â the nurse asked, you sighed, looking over at his smug face. âOne.â your tone was a little more stern, knowing if you had said anything else this would've ended in a very different way.
âAre you or your partner trying to get pregnant?â the nurse flashed her eyes to Gojo, seeing him mouth a quiet âyesâÂ
âNo.â you answered, making the nurse look back at you and check no on the clipboard.Â
âAre you or your partner using contraceptives or birth control?â the nurse exhaled, your hands between your knees, ânoâ Satoru answered the question mentally.
âYes.â you answered honestly, making him furrow his eyebrows and snap his eyes to you. You looked at him, turning your head as though you were asking him âwhat?âÂ
âWhat kind?â the nurse asked, looking at you directly.
âI've had an iud for 3 years.â you looked back at her, hearing her write down on the paper. Satoruâs mind started remembering the online records he read, he was so sure he saw an appointment for a removal on them.
âAny plans on removal, or renewing?â she asked, side eyeing Gojo who muttered a quiet âyesâ
âNo.â you scoffed, looking at the nurse thinking he was just trying to be funny, âI had an appointment for removal- but I didn't go.â you admitted, looking over at Gojo who was suddenly sitting very stiff.
âOkay-â the nurse started, clipping the pen into her pocket and taking a step back towards the door- âThe doctor will be in soon.â The nurse gave a fake smile before stepping out of the small examination room.Â
A soul killing silence was in the room, mentally Gojo was scolding you for not telling him.
âWhy didn't you get âitâ removed?â referring to the pesky little thing inside of you, you furrowed your eyebrows.
You tried remembering why you didnt go, âHmm,â you pondered, looking at him, seeing an opportunity to lighten the heavy tension in the room. âI met you and somehow I knew I'd need it.â you joked, making him let out a sarcastic laugh.
âBesides, you didn't really think I was letting you finish inside of me without birth controlâŚRight?â you asked, raising your eyebrows.Â
That's exactly what Gojo thought, he thought that you loved him enough to not care about the repercussions that followed his addiction of cumming inside of you.
Satoru was silent, âRight?â you asked again, throwing him from his train of thought.
He stuttered, âI-I just don't remember you mentioning it.â he gave you a half smile, already plotting how he'd convince you to remove it.
âYou never asked.â you scoffed, dangling your feet from the examining table, with a smile you looked at him. âAnd it's a good thing-â you huffed, âIf I didn't have it- your apartment would be crawling with a bunch of Gojo toddlers.â You joked with a laugh.Â
The thought made his heart crack, picturing all of the wasted cum he's pumped into you. His pouting lip for the rest of the appointment worried you, not hearing anymore dumb comments or seeing him smile anymore. In your mind, you thought that maybe he didn't like that you hid this from him.
That to his sensitive feelings, this was a sort of betrayal. To Satoru this was just another hurdle he'd have to jump over to achieve his goal.Â
On the drive back to his place you held onto the negative tests from both of you. Gojo was thinking of all the ways he'd be able to convince you to remove it, even thinking about including Mei in his plans. Knowing if the words came from another woman, you'd hear them more clearly than if they came from him.
All it would take was a few bucks and sheâd play along with his plans, yeah. That's a good idea.Â
He wanted to call Mei right there as he was driving, urging her to call you and tell you how bad iudâs were for your health. But he knew this idea would have to be nursed in your mind with time. â1? No, 2 months is more than enough time.â Â
Eventually you were convinced that iudâs were the devil, with Mei telling you horror stories about them in one ear, and ads on your phone showing birth control pills as an alternative from how much you were speaking about this.
You knew that Satoru wouldn't go back to using condoms, the conversation of asking him to use them would be futile.Â
So you got it removed, with Gojo telling you that it's for the best. âThat poor little thing was probably working overtime heh~â heâd whisper into your ear. Taking one pill a day was tedious, but you did it for your own health.
Even if Satoru joked that- âYou don't even need any birth control~â you still took it. Everyday for the first month.
Of course, Gojo was elated at his success. Knowing that the small pack of pills were easier to hide than something that was inside of you.
And with staying at his place more often than not- leaving the pack of pills in your bag became an unsecure hiding place. Oftentimes finding the pack in odd places that you certainly did not put them. When you wouldn't be able to find them, you'd ask him if he's seen them. Making him nod his head ânoâ with a content smile.Â
Ultimately leading you to miss one or two days of taking the pill. And that led you to forgetting if you had taken a pill that day or not, but checking the pack, and seeing there was one missing from that day, you knew you did. Unknowing that Satoru was punching out the small pill and tossing it, knowing how forgetful you were at times.
The hopes of you being forgetful weren't the only thing he was counting on. Satoru made sure to keep a steady routine of intercourse after any activity.
Breakfast? He'd push you against the counter and kiss you- humming into your mouth before pulling away. âYou taste like syrup-â he whispered against you. Making you let out a small giggle before connecting your lips to his once more.
Not caring if the half eaten pancakes would go cold, Satoru would gladly empty himself into you over and over again on the same counter he was just making breakfast on.
Morning, noon, and night he filled you up. And it's not like you had any second thoughts, besides it's like Satoru justified it.
âIt just takes a little bit of water nd soap and you're clean again.â whenever you told him you didn't want to make a mess. Saying that sheets can be cleaned whenever heâd dirty them.
âMops exist.â heâd defend whenever his seed would spill out of you and land on the floor.Â
If he was being honest, just knowing his cum was being spilled made his soul cry. So he found a solution to this problem. Cockwarming. It was perfect in his mind, being able to stay inside of you till he was sure his load had more than enough time to impregnate you. Now having a fondness for keeping you plugged up afterwards.
Not letting you clean up by saying, âLet's just stay like this.â heâd hum in your ear, holding you close as he pretended to go to sleep. And knowing how stubborn he was- like a perfect future wife, you'd let him.Â
As much as he liked to take all the credit, fate finally granted him his wish. And it was as he pictured it.Â
Satoru noticed a shimmering glow on your cheekbones long before you did, he felt the difference in the way your breasts filled his hands.
The way you'd cover your nose whenever you smelled something he didn't notice. The random mornings you wake up and run straight to the bathroom.
The mere image of you potentially being pregnant made Gojo want to pull you under him again. He would never admit it to you- but the idea of your breasts full of milk, so full that they'd leak- it drove him mad.
His mouth would suddenly feel very empty and dry anytime he thought of it. Trailing thoughts as he heard you speak, wondering if you'd ever let him taste it- âjust to tasteâ heâd think. Knowing damn well he'd keep asking for a taste over and over again.Â
Satoru was so sure he could convince you to let him nurse on your breast. Picturing you complaining on how full they felt- how painful it would be. Only for him to happily offer his assistance, âI just want to help,â he'd tell you.
And you being the perfect wife you are, you'd let him. Satoru relished the thought that you'd grant any of his wishes, no matter how filthy they were. Even thinking about it had him reeling for a taste- leading him to aimlessly suck on your breast harshly.
Wishing for something to come out prematurely, eyes rolling to the back of his head as you cradled his face in your lap, your other hand stroking his cock softly as you unknowingly played into his fantasies.Â
On one weekend that Gojo was out of town, you picked up a test. Fearing the small changes happening in your own body. Placing the small stick on the bathroom counter, hands held together almost in prayer, âpleasepleaseplease.â you muttered to yourself.
Over consuming anxiety flooding your mind as you saw the blinking halt- âPregnantâ the test read. You exhaled sharply, closing your eyes and feeling the world come crashing down on your shoulders.
Unbeknownst to Satoru, you thought this would be the last straw. Thinking he couldn't busy himself with a child, let alone have a child out of wedlock- not even in a relationship.
Not even sure about your own place in this world, now considering bringing a child into it. You thought up every single horrible scenario that could happen if you presented him with the stick. Not even recalling all the sweet words he'd tell you.
The â I love youâs â that came straight from his heart when he'd fuck you. All the joking futures heâd picture with you.
Somehow you saw him as every cruel man you met before him. Doubts of âif I was enough, he wouldn't just be a situationship.â unfolding in your mind as you blame yourself for this accident.
You inhaled, remembering to not overthink. To not assume till you spoke to him. So you waited. You waited in his place, on his couch. The white and blue stick wrapped in a napkin as you clutched it in your pocket. Waiting for him to unlock the door and step through at any moment.Â
You snapped your head to the moving doorknob, seeing him bust through the doorway with a happy smile. Seeing you as he pictured you all those times. Tear stained cheeks, shaky hands and pouting lips. Hurrying to you asking âwhats wrong?âÂ
âSit.â you croaked, closing your eyes with a sigh as you felt him sit next to you. Pulling out your hand from your pocket, unwrapping the napkin and placing the stick on the table.
âI'm pregnant.â you whimpered, eyes tearing up as you saw his face go unchanged. The corner of his lips threatening to curl into a smile. âWhat do I do âtoru? Tell me what to do.â a hot tear fell from your eye, fearing that heâd toss you aside with a few hundred dollars to take care of it.Â
âWhyâre you cryin?â he hummed, wrapping an arm around you. You let out a struggling breath.
âI just-â you inhaled, âI'm so scared.â you cried, pressing your face to his chest.
âScared of what?â he scoffed, trying to sound sincere, fighting off the sinister smile that crept onto his face. Proud eyes staring directly to the blue and white plastic stick.
You pulled away from him, not being able to find the words to form the sentences. Satoru took your hands in his, looking into your eyes with all the feigned sincerity he could muster.Â
âI will take care of you.â he started, caressing his thumb over your knuckles as you sniffled. Taking a hand from yours and pressing it to your tummy, âBoth of you.â he said with a smile, making you halt your tears and look at him bewildered.
Not knowing why he looked so excited right now, why he looked⌠accomplished? Seeing that glimmer in his eye he only got when he triumphed.
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.... I don't know what to say. im sowy this doesn't have as much smut. yes this is a Segway to me one day writing a lactation kink post, im just testing the waters hehe
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its a big one
TG: alright this is probably a bust
TG: more i think about it how the fuck do you even make a marinara
TG: can i even alchemise cheese or do i gotta like alchemise the milk and curdle it myself
TG: how do you even curdle
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TG: make a goddamn
TG: curgler
TG: whatever
TG: internet archive gonna pull through
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CG: ALRIGHT DAVE
TG: shit
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CG: YOU BETTER BACK THE FUCK OFF. I DON'T KNOW WHERE IN BULGEMUNCHING VIRULENT FUCK YOU GET THE IDEA YOU HAVE ANY RIGHT TO TELL ME WHAT I SHOULD THINK ABOUT MY OWN GODDAMN PLANET. SORRY TO HAVE TO DEAL A BLOW TO YOUR IMPOSSIBLY INFLATED FUCKING EGO, BUT HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED THAT YOUR SIDE-EYE SLACKJAW HOPELESS DEADPAN BULLSHIT BEHAVIOUR IS ACTUALLY INCREDIBLY FUCKING CONTEMPTIBLE AND DOESN'T PUT YOU ABOVE OTHER PEOPLE? HAVE YOU CONSIDERED THAT?
CG: OR DID YOU JUST ASSUME FROM THE MOMENT YOU FOUND OUT I'M A REVOLTING FUCKING MUTANT LOWBLOOD FREAK THAT I'M SUDDENLY NOT ALLOWED TO LIKE THE IDEA OF MY LIFE MEANING SOMETHING AT SOME POINT?
TG: okay you are wildly misquoting me where the fuck did that come from
TG: also you scared the hell out of me
TG: im just trying to science some pizza here
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CG: OKAY THEN, DAVE! EXPLAIN TO ME AS WELL AS YOUR AMBLING ONE-NOTE SMOOTH EXCUSE FOR A 'THOUGHT'SPONGE CAN
CG: IN SOMEWHAT COHERENT TERMS, ALTHOUGH I KNOW THAT'S A TALL ORDER:
CG: HOW YOU SAYING MY ADOLESCENT DREAMS OF BECOMING A THRESHECUTIONER ARE "FUCKED UP AND IRONIC IN A NASTY ASS WAY" DOESN'T QUALIFY AS UNDERHANDEDLY KICKING ME IN THE MANDIBLE PRONGS!
CG: YOUR AUDIENCE AWAITS YOU WITH BATED BREATH! TAKE IT AWAY, M.C. BRAIN HEMORRHAGE.
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TG: okay i dont
TG: know how you got a hold of that phrasing because i said that shit in confidence
TG: get out of my business bro
CG: NEWSFLASH, ASSHOLE: THIS METEOR IS A PHYSICAL, LITERAL LOCATION WE'RE BOTH IN. IT'S NOT A FUCKING PRIVATE CHATROOM. THIS MIGHT BLOW YOUR PITIFUL MIND BUT PEOPLE CAN ACTUALLY HEAR OTHER PEOPLE TALK WHEN THEY HAVE TO SHARE A SPACE! BRO!
TG: ugh
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CG: AND IT'S VERY INTERESTING YOU ACCUSE ME OF MISQUOTING YOU, AND THEN SUDDENLY TURN AND SPOUT FROM THAT SHITTY DRONING GROANSHAFT OF YOURS THAT I'M INVADING YOUR PRIVACY WHEN I DIRECTLY QUOTE YOUR SMARMY LITTLE SHAMEGLOBES!
CG: WOW! TURNS OUT KARKAT IS ACTUALLY BEING GENUINELY FUCKING UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING â WHO KNEW, RIGHT? WHO WOULD'VE GUESSED THAT I ACTUALLY HAVE GENUINE COMPLAINTS TO LEVEL AGAINST THE PEOPLE WHO GO SPOUTING HOOFBEASTSHIT ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK TO THEIR ECTOSIBLINGS?
TG: no dude can you shut up a second
CG: I MOST CERTAINLY FUCKING WILL, THANKS FOR THE OFFER! I'M NEVER TELLING YOU A GODDAMN THING AGAIN, SO I HOPE YOU MANAGE TO GAIN SOME WRINKLES TO THAT VESTIGIAL FLAWLESS ORB FLOATING AROUND IN YOUR CAVERNOUS NUGBONE FROM ALL THIS. I HOPE IT WAS WORTH ALL THE EFFORT ON YOUR END.
TG: listen!!!!
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CG: MHM! MY AURICULAR CHAMBERS ARE WIDE OPEN!
TG: jegus
TG: okay
TG: i have no defense for my literal phrasing but how expeditiously did you shadowstep the fuck away after i said that
TG: because that is some shrek tier "princess and ugly dont go together" level misrepresentation of my sweet self
TG: like if this wasnt obviously a heated platonic argument we were having i would probably be digging what the reference even if it was a shitty trope
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TG: i just
TG: have been thinking about some things and none of those things have got an iota of a thing to do with you or your blood
TG: thing
TG: man
TG: i dont know why you think id be so pressed about your vein juice its like
TG: a normal ass color for a normal ass guy
TG: and obviously it was a major fucking deal from how you talk about it but it doesnt need to be anymore
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TG: the thing is i just dont like have the same attitude as you about fighting and stuff and thats not something i am getting into right now but i am gonna make it expressly clear
TG: that its just kind of fucked up for me to sit my ass down and listen to someone spew gold and medals and confetti colored shit going googoo all over tall and loathsome ass bloodletters he never knew
TG: and have him tell me he wants to be the best guy at combat since samurai fuckin jack
TG: and thats my capital B business believe me the emphasis is there
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CG: SO IS THIS ABOUT ME WANTING TO BE PART OF SOMETHING YOU DON'T AGREE WITH? BECAUSE THRESHECUTIONERS DON'T EVEN FUCKING EXIST ANYMORE. I LITERALLY COULD NOT DO THIS IF I TRIED AT THIS POINT, SO YOU CAN UNKNOT YOUR âKNIGHTY WHITIESâ ABOUT IT.
TG: being anti-military is not my point but damn if it isnt a thing thats probably true anyways so good job sleuthing that out
CG: WHAT IS YOUR POINT, DAVE.
TG: bluh
TG: i just said i dont wanna talk about it man
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CG: OKAY,
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CG: OKAY.
CG: I MEAN. IT FEELS KIND OF IMPORTANT TO THE CONTEXT OF THIS WHOLE UNAMBIGUOUSLY PLATONIC ARGUMENT WE'VE BEEN HAVING
CG: WHICH I'M RELIEVED WE AGREE ON BY THE WAY
CG: BUT IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO KNOW I'M NOT GOING TO WRING IT OUT OF YOU. IT'S FINE.
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CG: âŚIF YOU DECIDE AT SOME POINT THAT YOU WANT TO TELL ME THOUGH, MY RUMBLE VESSELS ARE STILL OPEN.
TG: i swear youre making those up on the spot at this point
CG: I'M KEEPING MY LANGUAGE'S ART ALIVE, DAVE. IT'S BASIC DECENCY TO THE PLANET THAT RAISED ME.
TG: heh
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TG: yknow we got these things called anatomical snuffboxes
TG: its got that right amount of vague nose wrinklage to it that i feel like youd be right at home saying that
TG: snug as a grub even
CG: WHAT PART IS THAT???
TG: its that little weird bone bit that sticks out on the back of your palm when you flex your thumb right
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TG: look
CG: HUH. LOOKING AT THAT IS KIND OF WIGGING ME OUT.
TG: yeah its kinda gross rose told me about it
TG: but anyways
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TG: are we cool
CG: I MEAN⌠I GUESS SO. YOU WEREN'T ACTUALLY INSULTING ME, RIGHT?
TG: hell no dude never
CG: OKAY. I COMPLETELY RESCIND THE MYRIAD OF WAYS I JUST INSULTED YOU. AND I'M SORRY.
TG: nah i know its just fluff at this point
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CG: I STILL DON'T APPRECIATE YOU TELLING ROSE THINGS I SAY TO YOU IN CONFIDENCE. THAT WAS BETWEEN YOU, ME, AND MY NOW NON-EXISTENT HOME PLANET ROTTING AWAY TO A CRATERED GRAY HUSK IN ANOTHER DEAD UNIVERSE.
TG: i swear that was like the only thing its just that she gets it and i cant keep my mouth from going on about the gettable stuff
TG: they call me the babbling brook the way my flows so audible
TG: i wont do it again
CG: NO,
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CG: I GET IT HONESTLY.
CG: I'M BASICALLY THE NUMBER ONE PROPRIETOR OF AIRED GRIEVANCES IN ALL OF PARADOX SPACE AND THEN SOME, AND I'D ALSO BECOME ITS BIGGEST HYPOCRITE IF I HELD IT AGAINST YOU.
TG: thanks
TG: but i mean
TG: at the gigantic risk of sounding uh
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TG: âŚâŚâŚ..
CG: ?
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TG: well
TG: i kinda just think youre better at being a guy to chill out and watch movies with than a guy to tangle fists with
TG: and i dont think theres anything wrong with being that
TG: i think its cool
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CG: âŚTHAT'S AN ALARMINGLY BRAZEN OBSERVATION TO MAKE OF SOMEONE YOU'VE KNOWN FOR ABOUT THE SPAN OF SEVEN SEASONAL EQUINOXES, DAVE.
TG: i dont know what that means but it sure is probably
CG: AM I ALLOWED TO ASK WHAT EVEN GIVES YOU THAT IMPRESSION????
TG: i just got that inkling about you man
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TG: and you can do whatever you want with that info
TG: throw it in the load gaper or whatever if you want i dont really care
TG: give it a swirly and slam it in a locker call it a nerd break its glasses whatever
TG: but beyond this whole lord english thing weve got going on i am pretty content to never aggress my fellow man slash alien slash monster again if i can help it
TG: i think thats pretty fair given what thats been like so far
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TG: and yknow its cool to have some company when im waxing emotional over the narrative depth of click starring adam sandler which we are watching next by the way
CG: UGH, FIIIIIIIIINE. JUST TO MAKE UP FOR CALLING YOUR THINKPAN SMOOTH AND SUPERFLUOUS.
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TG: score
TG: we should argue all the time
CG: SNRK
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Mortgage
Our Story Masterlist Summary: YN tells Harry she canât pay the mortgage this month as part of a TikTok trend.
YN had seen several versions of people telling their partners they canât contribute or pay the mortgage that month, and thought it would be interesting to try it with Harry.
Harry was sitting at the wooden dining table eating some lunch when YN began to film her husband discreetly.
âBubs?â. She called the nickname, causing Harry to lift his head from where his eyes met the plate. âIâve got something to tell youâ.
Harry lifted his head in more curiosity as he saw the concerned look on his wifeâs face. âIs everything alright babe?â.
YN shook her head lightly from behind the camera. âIâm not going to be able to pay for the mortgage this monthâŚlike not contribute anythingâ.
Harryâs lips threatened to smile slightly as the edge of his lips lifted into a smirk. âThatâs okay loveâŚyou donât need to worry about thatâ.
âWhy are you smiling? This is serious to me!â. YN added a defensive tone to her question as she saw the smirk on her husbands face.
He held his hands up in defence as he realised maybe YN was serious about this. âIâm not but we have a joint accountâŚso my money is your money, and your money is my moneyâŚso it doesnât really matter loveâ.
âBut I canât pay it this month!â, YN tried to milk out the trend to see how far she could go with it.
âYNâŚbabeâŚhow often do you check the bank account?â. YN didnât answer. âI check it regularlyâŚweâre fine loveâŚdonât stress about it okay?â.
âYouâre the bestâŚyou know that?â. YN smiled lovingly at her husband, who smiled back watching as his wife walked towards the living room. âGraceâŚletâs go shopping!â.
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SO IT GOES - chapter 4
Paige Bueckers x oc Warnings: language, sexual themes and language, hoops written by lila... Wordcount: 5K A/C: and by tomorrow i meant now hehe, anyways - uh... I WROTE HOOPS INTO THIS so be nice to me. please. something about it is soo intimidating to me so if it makes zero sense that's not on me at least it makes sense in my head. UH ANYWAY send your thoughts and feedback i'm nervous abt this one haha go read
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Before London
âOne more girls, câmon, sell it!â Koclanesâ voice echoes around College Park Center, joined with the squeaking of our sneakers against the floor. I glance at Arike who throws her head back in frustration, mumbling to herself, mirroring exactly how I felt deep inside. We had been working on this same play for what felt like at least an hour, running the drill repeatedly. The muscles in my thighs ache as I roll my fatigued shoulders, walking to mid-court, too tired to jog. According to Chris we werenât convincing enough. So here we go again.
I advance the ball upcourt with practiced ease, the ball bouncing in a steady rhythm against the hardwood. For the 15th time today my eyes follow Arike, as she backs into the weak-side corner, positioning herself beyond the arc. I slow down my pace, threading the ball through my legs, face to face with the defense. My eyes stay sharp, focused, glancing into the corner. Sheâs ready.
Suddenly I dribble forward into the paint, not to shoot but to pass to Arike, whose knees bent, hands up, ready for me in the corner. The defense makes a quick read of my actions, drawing out players to defend the perimeter. I sell it, my eyes locked on Arike, when Satou cuts to the basket at the correct time, and without looking, I deliver the final deceptive blow. Anticipating Satouâs movements and the little I can see from my peripheral vision, I pull off the no-look through the legs, the ball effectively landing in Satouâs hands who finishes the play with a smooth drive to the basket. Like we had done about a zillion times already this afternoon.
No one celebrates, it was much too early to. Instead, we all turn to Koclanes in anticipation. He looks at us, rubbing his jaw with a straight face - until his mouth twists into a grin.
âYou sold it! You sold it guys!â
Simultaneously, me and Arike let out relieved sighs as the team on the bench cheers, clapping their hands together. Satou comes up from behind me and squeezes my shoulder.Â
âAbout time huh?â She groans as we all walk towards the benches, each taking turns to high five our coach. Chris checks the watch on his wrist, audibly gasping.
âYikes! What crazy man let practice run this late?â He jokes, causing the crowd of girls to laugh, me included. I feel his hand tap on my shoulder, my head snapping to him.
âGood job Paige,â he smiles.Â
âThanks coach,â I grin, throwing my head back to chug some water, still not having adjusted to the difference in praise, Genoâs often few and far between. My blue eyes scan the seats in the crowd. There she is, Izzie, eyes twinkling, book snug in her armpit as she claps and begins to make her way down. In the past couple weeks me and the dark haired girl had found a new routine. Each morning we met downstairs, and I drove her to work, and in the evenings she sat courtside, working or reading her books, waiting for me. It felt easy, effortless and in the meantime I had gotten to know her even better.
I knew she was in a bad mood in the mornings, often unwilling to engage with my overflowing energy before she had a coffee in her hands. Which she preferred to drink black, but on special occasions enjoyed an oat milk latte. She wasnât picky about it though - ready to finish whatever sugary coffee concoction I had ordered just for the caffeine if I offered. She liked to hum quietly along to songs, but was embarrassed if I acknowledged her singing. She kicked her heels off the moment she entered her apartment. She knew ball, like really knew ball but was hesitant to discuss the sport with me - which let me know she didnât like to be wrong, afraid I might call her out for a bad take.
She was nurturing, oftentimes climbing into my car with homemade breakfast after she found out about my recent poptart habit, my old healthy routines too disrupted by the recent move to Dallas. She covered her mouth when she laughed. Her face scrunched ever so slightly when I said something out of pocket. I had found out that her favourite movie was Lady and The Tramp and Paris was her favourite city in the world - she even spoke a little French. I had also found out that there was nothing I could do to shake the crush I had on her, so for the first time ever, I just let it be. We had become friends, and I was glad. Although my teammates were less believing of this, Arike and Lou pointing out repeatedly how red my face turned when the media producer was brought up.
âThat pass was incredible! Iâm so excited to see all that in action,â Izzie gleams, approaching me and Arike. Her praise makes my stomach twist in knots, a bashful smile growing on my face. Our first game was approaching much faster than I couldâve ever anticipated, now only a little more than a week to go.Â
We weren't⌠great. But I had quickly learned to work with Arike, though she still struggled to remember that she had another teammate to rely on - someone to pass to instead of driving through four defenders for a bucket. To my relief, me and Satou had found a groove even quicker, the time we had spent finessing the pick-and-rolls and high-low action already showing.
âI think sheâs just wantinâ to show out,â Arike grins, winking at me, like Izara wasnât standing right in front of us.
âNothing new about that,â Iz laughs.
âAlright enough,â I chuckle, wiping the sweat off my forehead on the damp towel in my hands. I watch as Rikeâs face lights up, a wide grin spreading on her face as she jogs off to greet Lala, her fiance, walking over from the side entrance.
âHey baby,â Lala smiles, kissing the younger woman carefully, not wanting to get sweat on herself. âTell me yâall are done, Iâve been waiting in that car for an hour.â
âNahh donât blame Rike, thatâs my bad,â I smile, leaning over to greet her with a polite hug.Â
âYouâre our child you could do nothinâ wrong,â Lala says affectionately. Ever since I moved the couple had made sure I was okay, that I didnât feel alone. Problem was, I was terrible at expressing my emotions, so of course I never told anyone how badly I was struggling. Though that feeling was mostly gone now. Dallas was starting to feel like home, slowly but surely.
For a while all four of us stand there, the pair watching me expectantly. Realising too late what I was supposed to do, Arike starts.
âBaby this is Zari, sheâs our new media girl, Zari this is Lala, my fiance.â
Oh right. It probably wouldâve given me some points in Izaraâs books if I had been the one to introduce her.
âHello, itâs lovely to meet you!â The brit gleams, shaking Lalaâs hand.
âOhhh sheâs British huh? I love your skirt girl,â Lala says with her usual warmth. She wasnât wrong - the champagne coloured satin skirt flowing to Izzieâs calves, accentuating the natural curve of her waist. My mind quickly swirls out of control, the memory of her in the lululemon set still fresh in my mind for I had reminisced in it many times ever since our little workout. The way her body looked, how badly my hand wanted to travel all the way down her back, how soft the skin of her ass would feel under my grip, what it would look like when I knead it - Iâve got to stop. Weâre friends. Iâm happy to be friends. Thatâs it.
âOh thank you! Your nails are gorgeous,â Izzie answers, admiring the long acrylics. Lala wiggles her decorated hands for Izzie, making her gasp.
âAnd that ring, my goodness,â she coos, taking hold of the other womanâs hands gently to admire the diamond on Lalaâs ring finger closer. âThat is the size of my head.â
âWell you know me, only the best for the wife,â Rike joins in, smirking proudly. The couple turn to each other smiling, sharing a few gentle pecks. My blue eyes glance at Izara, only to find her already watching me. For a second our eyes meet, till she looks down to the floor, turning to look for something in her bag.Â
âYou coming to the party right?â Rike asks, elbowing me. The couple had just moved to a new apartment and wanted to host some of their friends and team for a last-minute housewarming party.
âWouldnât miss it,â I answer. But Lalaâs eyes are fixed on Iz, still roaming through her bag.
âZari, you got plans this weekend?â She asks kindly.
âWork, rest, gym, more work,â the girl chuckles, finally placing her purse on her shoulder. I wanna reach over and fix the hair stuck underneath the strap, but before I can, she does it herself.
âWell you should come too!â Lala suggests, glancing at her fiance.
Arike grins, eyes flickering between me and Izara. âYou should, Paige would like it if you came for sure.â
Jesus. Attempting to resist rolling my eyes, I close them, letting out a heavy exhale which makes Rike chuckle to herself. Lala shuts her up, elbowing her fianceâs side. God bless that woman.
âWe would like it too. Dallas can get lonely if you donât have good people around you,â she says to Iz softly.
The girl's green eyes flicker from Lala to me, back to Lala until she nods. âOkay. I think I could make time, thank you for the invitation.â
âNo problem girl,â Lala smiles, glancing at me and Arike. âYou two go shower so us girls can get out of here.â
âYes maâam,â Rike grins, grabbing her towel and water bottle ready to head out.Â
âIâmma be quick,â I tell Izzie, my voice softening exponentially as I talk to her. She smiles, her hand grabbing my forearm gently as she speaks.
âIâll wait here.â
âIâll keep her company,â Lala hums, sitting down courtside, tapping the seat next to her for Izara.
I leave the two girls on their own, skin of my forearm on fire still from the simplest touch.
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Mum â¤ď¸ Jasper called, said heâs been trying to reach you. Have you gotten his calls? Please call him.
I read the text over and over as it lights up my phone screen, disturbing me from the post schedule Iâd been working on for the past hour. For others Friday nights meant cocktails and late nights and unwinding. For me it meant finishing this weekâs work and an episode of Love Island before going to bed at 9:30 PM sharp. So here I am, in my satin pajamas, hair up in a bun, scheduling one post after another for the weekend.
Groaning, I grab my phone preparing to send a strongly worded text to Jasper to stop being in contact with my mother - but Iâm interrupted by urgent knocks on my front door. I check the time. 8:30 PM. Why would someone be needing me at this hour?
I tiptoe across the short corridor straight to my front door, unlocking it carefully. Itâs Paige.
Suddenly Iâm painfully aware of my appearance, of how short the navy blue satin shorts are on my long legs, how the strap of the matching flowy top is hanging off my shoulder. Swiftly, I pull the strand back up, taking my hair down and running my hand through it before I even make eye contact with the blonde.
âHey Paige, you okay?âÂ
Her blue eyes roam up and down my body, making me cross my arms over my chest. I didnât like people seeing me like this, when I wasnât prepared. When I wasnât in control of how I was being viewed.
âYou goinâ to sleep?â Paige asks, a hint of a smirk on her face. âItâs like 8.â
â8:30,â I correct, watching as she leans against my door frame.Â
âItâs Friday night Iz,â the blonde chuckles. I run my hand through the ends of my dark hair again, feeling bashful under her intense gaze.
âIâve got work to do,â I explain. âDid you need something love?â
Paige lets out a dramatic groan and throws her head back.Â
âIâm boreeeeeeeed,â she moans theatrically, pouting at me. I feel a slight flutter in my chest when her pleading eyes meet mine.
âGo to sleep Paige,â I chuckle, ready to close the door but her strong grip holds it open.
âYou wanna watch a movie or something?â
I rub my forehead, thinking of all the work that would be piled up if I didnât do it today. But her offer was tempting, getting to just sit on the couch and watch TV sounded like heaven. And to get to spend time with a friend. No, I should work. Especially if I wanted to go to Lalaâs and Arikeâs tomorrow.
âPaige, I really should be working,â I tell her more seriously now.
The blonde sighs, shifting on her feet, eyes locked in mine.
âCâmon Izzie, take a break with me,â she murmurs, the taller girlâs hand coming over and stroking my arm quickly. Goosebumps rise on my skin, her fingertips cold on my warm skin. âPlease. Just this once.â
My head feels dizzy suddenly, skin burning. I must turn the AC up. Still, the way Paigeâs eyes are begging me for company, the whine in her voice only convincing me further. Fuck. Fine.
âCome in,â I sigh, stepping out of the way. With a smug grin she walks in, pleased she got me to bend to her will.
âBut, only for a little. I need to finish work before I go to bed.â
âYou got it,â the blonde smirks, taking off her shoes before I can even ask. Her hair is damp, curling just a little in its natural state, and her sweats are hanging low on her waist, sagging.
âHave you eaten?â I ask, my need to nurture the blonde taking over once again.
âI have ma,â Paige coos, following me into my apartment. I can feel her eyes boring into me when I grimace at the nickname.
âWhat did you call me?â I giggle, planting myself on the couch, my shorts hiking up further as I sit. Paigeâs cheeks flush red, and she scratches the back of her neck.
âUhh, my bad, old habit,â she murmurs, chuckling awkwardly. âYou donât like it?â
I furrow my brows, watching her sit on the opposite corner of the couch, legs spread wide as she does. âWhat kind of nickname is that anyway?â I laugh, not having heard it before.
Paige lets out a single laugh and shrugs. âI dunno, just something we say here I guess.â
Biting her lower lip as she watches me, the blonde lets out a heavy exhale, eager to change the topic.Â
âYou want a milkshake? Iâm craving one bad,â Paige asks, grabbing her phone and scrolling through Uber Eats.
I shake my head, watching her closely. Her long fingers making the phone look small in her big hand.
âNo, I shouldnât,â I say. âI donât like having sugar in the evenings.â
Paigeâs eyes flicker from her phone to me, back to her phone. The blondeâs brows raise as she smiles. âIâm sayinâ this with no disrespect. You need to learn to relax.â
I scoff. âI know how to relax. After work I was going to make a cup of tea and watch Love Island before bed.â
âProve it, get a milkshake with me,â she dares. I think for a while, perhaps once couldnât hurt. And I had a feeling she would keep whining until I said yes, which would mean sheâd stay for longer - which would mean I wouldnât finish my work.
âDonât make me get one alone, please.â
Finally, I fold, Paige nodding her head to signal me over to her corner of the couch. I scooch along the seat, closing the distance to peep at the blondeâs phone screen. I settle next to her, pressing gently against her side, my thigh nestling onto hers. I hear Paigeâs breath grow shallow, her arm resting on the back of the couch, bare skin of her forearm grazing against my upper back. Suddenly, I feel my mind spinning, but I clear my throat, trying to ignore it, or the way my side tingles against her.
âWhatchu want Iz?â Paigeâs voice is breathy and hoarse, her face turning to me. I meet her gaze, my heart pounding when I realise how close she is, only a few inches away.
âWhatever youâre having is fine,â I reply, and my voice is⌠shaking? Iâm not entirely sure why, but itâs enough to make my cheeks flush pink.
The blondeâs tongue darts out to lick her lower lip, making it glisten in the soft light of my living room.Â
âWhy donât we get two different ones and we can share, yeah?â
I nod, my lips parted, Paigeâs warm, minty breath grazing my face. Despite the little clothing I was wearing, I felt heat spread everywhere, making me burn up, forcing my chest to heave.Â
âUh, Iâm going to turn up the AC,â I mumble, abruptly getting up, focusing on each step as to not mess them up - my mind spinning and swirling with something I didnât understand. Fiddling with the AC I rub my own shoulders, trying to massage the tension away. It wasnât helping.
Suddenly I feel warm, sure hands touching my back, moving upwards to my shoulder blades and digging into my skin.Â
âYou okay?â Paige asks, her voice still deep as she stands behind me and works my muscles gently.Â
âMm, yeah, just⌠tense,â I murmur, feeling every cell in my body wanting to melt away under her touch. Something I hadnât felt in months, no, years.
âI told you,â Paige begins, her hands inching downwards to my lower back, kneading the skin there. âIâm right upstairs, if you need to relax.â
I let out a soft exhale, as we stand there, my eyes fluttering shut. âWell youâre here now,â I hum.
âI am,â the blonde whispers, hands sneaking even lower, to the hemline of my top, fingertips sneaking underneath ever so slightly. I bite my lip to hold in the shaky breath threatening to spill from my lips when her cool fingers massage the exposed skin. A heat spreads in my lower abdomen, making it hard to stand all of a sudden.
Suddenly, a buzz blares through the intercom, shaking us both out of the moment. Paigeâs hands pull away abruptly as I take a breath to compose myself, allowing the loud buzzing to continue.
âUh, must be the delivery guy,â Paige murmurs, reaching over my shoulder to let them in. I try to find my voice, something to say, but words seem to get stuck so I stay quiet, too absorbed by the heat roaming my stomach and thighs.
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I had never seen Love Island before, and honestly, even after Izzie tried to explain, I still had no idea what was going on. All I could think about is how close I had been to leaning down and pressing soft, wet kisses on the back of her neck as I stood behind her in the corridor. To feel even more of her soft, tender skin by pulling that skimpy, flowy top off. To snake my arms around her waist and drag my hand down her stomach into her tiny shorts, my fingers hooking on her panties and pulling them to the side. I bet sheâd be soaked at that point. But Iâd take my time, rub slow circles on her clit till-
âSo how is it?â Iz asks, curled up against the opposite corner of the couch. Sheâs sipping on the peanut butter cup milkshake carefully, eyeing the strawberry one in my hands, resting on my lap. Ever since sheâd opened that front door I had been fighting not to ogle over her long, bare legs, her brown skin glowing from her post shower moisturiser, which smelled like rich vanilla.Â
âItâs good, yâwanna try?â I offer, shaking the cup in my lap. With a coy smile, she crawls over, her hair falling over her shoulder. I watch, my need for relief between my thighs growing overwhelmingly.
The dark haired girl presses to my side as I hold the cup up, my gaze following closely when her plump, moisturized lips wrap around the straw. Her cheeks hollow as she sucks, eyes fluttering shut. Itâs like slow motion, the way it happens. And when her lids blink open again and she pulls away from the straw, our gazes lock. Itâs enough for me to squirm and press my thighs together, feeling my core aching for something more.
âYou like?â I ask, voice gentle. She nods, a small smile on her lips.
âI prefer that one.â
That instant, I grab the peanut butter shake from her, handing the girl the strawberry one.
âWait, which one do you prefer?â She asks, chuckling a little.
âThis one,â I answer confidently, lying as I sip on the peanut butter one. Itâs enough to convince her. I watch Izzie pull a blanket over her legs, making me feel just the tiniest bit disappointed when they disappear from my view. However, she doesnât move away, staying pressed against my side.
âOh, sorry, did you want some?â
âUh what?â I ask, discombobulated.
âBlanket, dummy,â she giggles, reaching over to place some over my legs.
âSure,â I murmur, the idea of being under the same blanket with her making my head spin.
We sit next to each other, our thighs pressing together as we sip on our milkshakes, eyes focused on the tv. Or hers are. Mine keep fluttering back to her side profile, her dark, long eyelashes and the sharp tip of her nose.
âI canât finish this,â Iz complains unsurprisingly considering the times I had heard her complain about the size of portions here in the States.
âNo?â I ask, my shake already long gone.
âNo,â the girl yawns and hands it to me, and in a silent exchange I grab it and finish it for her. Much like she did with my coffees in the mornings.
Just as the show begins to get interesting (though I still had no idea what the premise was), after about ten minutes or so, I feel Izaraâs head tip against my shoulder. Heart beginning to pound once more, I glance down and notice that the girlâs eyes are shut. She must be asleep.
For a moment I just look at her, feeling the flutters grow in my stomach when she stirs slightly as I shift into a more comfortable position. Praying to God she stays asleep, I turn off the TV and make sure her bare feet are covered by the blanket, wrapping my arm around the back of the couch and pulling her close. Fighting the urge to lean down and press my nose against her hair, I grab my phone and scroll. We stay like that for at least 30 minutes, until my eyes begin to grow heavy too, my head nodding to the side and resting on top of hers as I drift to sleep.
-
The rays of the early morning sun penetrate through the blinds, the ache in my neck stirring me awake. I feel a weight on the left side of my body, my eyes batting open trying to focus on my surroundings. A living room thatâs much like mine, yet the white lilies on the table tell me Iâm not home.
âMmhm,â a content hum makes my eyes flicker to my chest, where Izara is resting her head, arm draped over my waist, fast asleep. Suddenly the memory of her passed out in my arms from last night resurfaces. I must have fallen asleep too.
My arm is wrapped around her too, tingling as it begins falling asleep underneath the girl. Thereâs a certain softness to Izzieâs face thatâs completely new to me. I begin to carefully pull my arm back, however itâs enough to cause the dark haired girlâs eyes to flutter open.
I watch closely as she goes through the same motions I had just a moment ago, until her green eyes land on me, head tilting upwards.. The moment she comes to a realisation about the way her arm and leg are draped over my body, a deep blush sets on her face.
âShit, did we fall asleep?â Izzie asks, voice gravelly with sleep.
I rub my eyes, my hand holding her close and beginning to rub her lower back comfortingly - almost like out of a habit I hadnât had the chance to build yet.Â
âWe did,â I chuckle lightheartedly.
âIs it morning?â She asks, glancing at the sun rays shining in.
I check my phone. Itâs 8:30 AM.Â
âKinda,â I yawn, shutting my eyes again knowing neither of us had work or any reason to get up soon either way. Though Izara seems to disagree.
She sits up abruptly, burying her face in her hand. I bite my cheek, trying not to groan at the loss of the comforting weight of the girl on me.
âFuck, I was supposed to get up an hour ago,â Iz groans.
âAt 7:30? Itâs Saturday Iz,â I laugh, but quickly realise sheâs genuinely stressed.
âI didnât even finish the scheduling last night!â She gasps in realisation, bringing her hand to her shoulders to massage the tension away. I sit up, replacing her hand with mine in an attempt to calm her down but she stands up, avoiding my touch.Â
âI knew this would happen if you came over Paige, thatâs why I tried to say no! I have a job to do.â
It doesnât bother me. What sheâs saying. Because I can tell sheâs not mad at me, really. Sheâs tense, she needs to relax.
âIz,â I stop her rambling, standing up and wrapping my arms tightly around her, squeezing. Itâs something my dad used to do, when Iâd have anxiety or a meltdown as a child. The girl doesnât fight me, but her breathing is shallow, tense as she stands still in my arms.
âBreathe with me,â I murmur softly, taking my time inhaling, and even more so when exhaling. Izara matches my breathing, and eventually, I feel the tenseness melt away from her body, which begins to mold into mine. I feel the girlâs hands wrap around my waist, her head resting against my chest again. It feels like heaven. I realise itâs the first time weâve hugged.
âYou okay?â I ask after a while, pulling my head back to look at the girl. That slight softness, reminiscent of how she looked while asleep returns to her face.
âYeah, Iâm sorry for getting like that,â she whispers, meeting my gaze. I shake my head.
âDonât worry ma,â I murmur, which makes her giggle.
âIâm not so sure about that nickname,â she laughs infectiously, making me laugh too.
âForreal? Girls usually like it,â I grin, making her break into giggles. Never unwrapping my arms, I walk her backwards to the couch, letting go to sit the girl down. Her green eyes look up at me, confused.
âNow youâre gonna sit down, and Iâm gonâ make some coffee for you.â
âBut what about wo-â
âIt can wait, itâs the weekend. You got time. Now lie down, chill, and wait.â
âBut you donât know how to use my french press.â
âIâll figure it out. Sit, please Iz.â
With a sigh she gives up, curling up against the corner of the couch and pulling a blanket over herself. Pride spreads over me for getting the girl to relax. All because of my efforts.
I make my way into her tidy kitchen, hands desperately googling for instructions on how to work the french press sitting on the counter. Following the video I found carefully, I leave the coffee to brew while opening the fridge, each shelf organised perfectly. Ignoring Izaraâs plans for blueberry oatmeal written on the chalkboard, I grab some peppers, cherry tomatoes and zucchini, carefully chopping them up the way the dark haired girl taught me to - by holding the tip of the knife against the board.
I fry the vegetables, adding in a mix of eggs and milk and scrambling it all together until done. Rummaging through the cabinets I find plates and mugs, setting everything up for the both of us, making sure to give the bigger portion to Izara.
Sheâs lying down on the couch, nose already buried in a book as I set everything down on the coffee table. The dark haired girl puts her book down, eyes widening. Shit, maybe I shouldnât have cooked.
âUh, I made breakfast too, is that ok?â I ask, suddenly unsure.
Sheâs looking back and forth from the food to me. I chew on my lower lip to hide the nervousness.
âThatâs⌠really sweet Paige,â she hums genuinely, reaching for her coffee and sipping on it. Relief washes over me, and I sit next to her. Thereâs something unfamiliar in her expression, something I canât quite read.
âWell taste it first, thank me later,â I chuckle, handing Iz her plate. The girlâs lips wrap around the fork, and she smiles contentedly.Â
âThis is delicious,â she smiles, taking another bite and turning to me. âThank you,â Izzie murmurs, her hand squeezing my thigh affectionately. At that moment I decide no amount of praise by her would ever be enough. That I would continue to strive to get more as long as I could. I had no other choice.
-
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â°â⤠HALLOWEEN TRADITION
in which one you and reid match your outfits every year for halloween
tw: mention of shoo!ing, dea!h of an animal
contents: spencer reid x fem!reader, they're both obviously in love with each other, time skips
words: 7.5k
a year ago
âOh, I already ordered. Caramel cappuccino, almond milk, double amount of vanilla syrup and cinnamon sprinkled on top, am I right?
âYour photographic memory is sometimes just terrifyingâ
âThank you. By the way, are you still afraid to order this coffee in front of Rossi?â
âYep. I always take regular macchiato. The last thing I need in work is his judgemental, Italian lookâŚâ
Meanwhile, as Reid let out a short laugh, you quickly took in your surroundings: the brick walls and oak tables, the decorative pumpkins by the entrance, and the menu hanging above the baristaâs counter, adorned with (artificial) leaves. Just like every corner of this trashy coffee shop was trying to remind you about autumn.
 One thing about you â you were an extreme autumn lover, who unfortunately was allergic to pumpkins, so you couldnât fit the autumn white girl stereotype completely, by ordering a pumpkin spice latte. And you would rather die than wear a sweater. All of them were scratchy.Â
âSoâ started Reid, hitting a notebook cover with a pen. "I spent all of last evening and more than half of this morning writing down ideas for our Halloween costume this year. I made sure none of them were too similar to our last year's outfits or anything our friends have ever worn to make sure weâll be the best-dressed people at the partyâ
âGod, Reid, you really took it seriously this yearâ you raised your eyebrows, shocked and full of admiration at the same time. âAnd how many ideas did you find?â
â143â
â143?!â you repeated, assuming that he was just joking. Spencer was looking at you with a deadly serious face. âAre fucking crazy? How are we going to choose between 143 ideas? I canât even choose what socks to wear in the morningâŚâ
â144â he corrected. âWhen you were saying that I came with another one, Tyler and Marla from Fight ClubâŚâ
You had this tendency to forget the names of fictional characters (though, somehow, you could name every American serial killer who ever existed and everyone from your high school class. It was both funny and slightly terrifying that, in two cases, those names overlapped) so it took you a moment to realize who Reid was talking about.
âA guy with a red leather jacket? And this woman who was always smoking?â
âTheir names are Tyler Durden and Marla Singer. I don't mean to sound rude, but you made me watch this movie and claimed it was one of your favorites, yet you donât even remember the main characters' names?"
You shrugged your shoulders. You could say nothing in your defense, that was just the way you were. A subtle smile danced on your lips.
âWhen I started working with youâ you meant the whole BAU âI couldnât remember all of your names. About two months later I slowly started to recognize them because of how you were addressing each other but because everyone was calling Hotch by his surname I didnât know his actual name for, like, yearsâŚâ
Disbelief showed on Spencerâs face but then got replaced with amusement.
âYears?â
âDonât you dare laugh at me because of my memory problem, mrs. I know the moon signs of everyone around meâŚâ
He raised his hands in a defensive gesture.
âHow could I dare, ms. I donât remember my boss's name even though weâve been working together for five yearsâŚâ
âI couldnât remember it back then! Shame on you, Reid. I shared my secret with you and you immediately started laughingâŚâ
âAnd what did you want me to do? Make you an appointment with a neurologist?âÂ
That's what our usual conversation looked like. Like a professional ping pong game. Year after a year, month after a month, day after a day you were just becoming better and better players.Â
Waitress came along your table, setting your orders on the table. You always had to smell your coffee first, cinnamon aroma ticked your nose.Â
â"Not that it means anything, but my memory problems have worsened since I met you." you said, taking the first sip of a coffee.Â
âWhat do you mean by that?â
âWell, I donât have the need to remember anything when you remember literally everything that comes your way. You've spoiled me a bit in this regard."
Spencer smiled softly, with a little bit of pride, caused by your words.Â
â Always at your serviceâ he declared. Suddenly his back went straight, as he probably reminded himself about something. âDid you call your brother today? Itâs his birthdayâŚÂ
â No wayâ you jumped on your seat and immediately started looking for your phone to check what day it was. 14 October. âGod, Reid youâre right. I completely forgotâŚHave I already told you how much I love you?Â
You standed up, ready to leave the coffee, declaring that youâll be back in a moment. People around were having their lunch. The whole place became too noisy for a birthday phone call with your older brother, who lived in a different state.Â
âNot todayâ He replied shortly.Â
âSo, Iâm telling you now, Spence. Youâre the best friend I could ever imagineâŚâ
As you were busy with dialing the right phone number and trying to wear your coat at the same time, you couldnât see how his smile faded after the last sentence.Â
a week later
âIt cost me like half of my salaryâ You said, tossing your dark hair back so it wouldn't accidentally catch fire while lighting the candle. A damn expensive candle, as you mentioned. âAnother half goes for that little shitâ
With a nod, you indicated the ginger cat that had already settled comfortably next to Spencer. He didnât take his eyes off the laptop screen, checking something with a furrowed brow. With one hand, almost automatically, he gently scratched Mr. Cinnamon Roll behind the ear.
âItâs made only with fully natural ingredients. Vegan friendly. People with migraines friendly. Almost everyone friendly, except of your walletâ You continued your speech, agitated, recalling the guy in the store who refused to sell you a simple, cheap autumn candle, explaining its poor quality, and convinced you to buy the most expensive one he had.
Finally, the wick caught fire.
âSo, youâve got something?â
It was a late evening after work when you both felt exhausted, yet you decided to meet at your apartment to search online for essentials for your Halloween costumes. The idea of going as a couple from Fight Club had won.
You were supposed to be Marla, and he was to be Tyler. You werenât a couple or anything like that, but for the past five years, it had been your tradition to wear matching outfits for the halloween party organized by your team. Usually, various other friends would join, and having more people allowed for a best costume contest, which you nearly won every year.
âYeah, but you probably won't like that, considering that youâve just confessed to spending your entire paycheckâ
You set the candle down on the small coffee table in your living room and joined him on the couch, almost crushing Mr. Cinnamon Ball. He didnât look offended by that â this cat would rather be crushed than leave Spencerâs side. Somehow, he loved him more than the hand that fed him.Â
Sitting so close to your friend, your head nearly touched his shoulder, but neither of you minded.You had known each other for four years. You met regularly to watch movies or just to chat, and more than once, you had fallen asleep with your head resting on his arm, that was way more comfortable than any pillow. The rest of your team sometimes joked about your close relationship, but in your opinion, it was only because you were almost the same age! And maybe a bit because you felt the most comfortable in his presence, you understood each other the best, and he made you laugh the mostâŚ
For God's sake, why did you start thinking about that at that moment? When you were so close to each other and his gentle scent was slowly enveloping you...
Okay, youâve thought of him as more than just a friend once or twice. Like that time he stayed over at your place, and you didnât want him to sleep on the uncomfortable couch, so you shared your bed. You felt so good waking up next to him and regretted that it was just a one-time experienceâŚ
You realized he must have said something to you, but you were too lost in thought to hear it.
Instead of repeating himself, Reid pushed the laptop closer to you. On the screen was a website featuring an auction forâŚ.the original red leather jacket from Fight Club! You almost screamed. If you had won her over, the victory would have to be yours...
Your enthusiasm faded like a blown-out candle when you saw the final bid amount.Â
âWhat the fuck? That's more than the total of our annual salariesâŚâÂ
 "Actually, itâs twenty thousand less than..."
You both fell silent in disappointment. Then, a very silly idea came to your mind.
âReidâ you started slowly.Â
â"Oh no, I know this tone. You're either about to say something extremely absurd or something inappropriate, and I donât know which one scares me more."
 "But listen. We'll wait for the auction to end and for someone to buy that jacket. Then weâll talk to Garcia and convince her to track down the buyer. We'll go, knock on the door, and when they open it..."
"Weâll politely ask to borrow it?"
"No, sweet boy, weâll show our badges and say the auction was illegal, and we need to confiscate the jacket."
Spencer burst out laughing.
"Your ideas are brilliant. But how are you going to explain this to Hotch afterward?"
âHe wonât find outâ
âHe find outâ
âOkay, youâre right. Heâll probably find outâ
A silence full of smiles fell between you.
Spencer closed the auction page and started browsing something else when you let out a laugh at your own thoughts.Â
âOkay, I have another idea that wonât cost either of us our jobs,â you said, capturing his attention. He tore his gaze away from the laptop and focused completely on you and your trembling lips, which hinted that you werenât going to say anything serious âThe beginning of the plan sounds the same but instead of showing our badges, youâll give him a blowjob⌠â
âFuck you!â he shouted, unable to stop himself from laughing. At the sight of his expression, a wave of laughter hit you so hard that Mr. Cinnamon Roll jumped off the couch and ran away from his sick owner. âIâm not giving any random guy a blowjob in exchange for a jacket. In exchange for the original diaries of Einstein, well, I wouldnât say no; I would think about it, but not for a jacket!â
âBut itâs the jacket from Fight Club, Spence. Brad Pitt was wearing itâ you encouraged him, amused. "Besides, how do you know some guy will buy it? It could be a woman.âÂ
Spencer rolled his eyes and was ready to continue arguing on the topic, but suddenly it seemed as if he changed his mind. His expression grew more serious.
"Actually, it doesn't change much, but that's not the point. What worries me more is that I've lost my touch. Maybe you'd want to replace me in this? The buyer might not be satisfied."
He said it in a tone as if he were talking about a truly serious, real transaction, which only amused you even more. Also pretending to be serious, you patted him on the shoulder.
âDon't worry, Spence. I'm sure you'll manage just fine.'"
"Really? What makes you think that?"
You considered making a joke, but then you realized what you were talking about while studying him. After a whole day at work, he looked... surprisingly... attractive? With slightly tousled hair and two buttons of his shirt undoneâŚ
"âNothing,â you replied. For the first time in his presence, you felt slightly embarrassed to continue the topic. Your closeness on the couch didnât help at all, and you regretted scaring off Mr. Cinnamon.
âNo, something makes you think thatâÂ
The tension between you escalated to the point where you weren't sure if he was still joking. You realized that in this silence, every change in your breathing would be audible, so you tried to control it.Â
What makes you think that? Spencer just seemed that way. I mean, you often talked about your relationships, and you assumed that his potential partner would lack nothing.
Embarrassed, you wanted to say something when he suddenly burst out laughing.
"Jesus, we were talking about blowing somebody for a jacket. Why did you get so scared?Â
You hit him on the arm so hard that he let out a groan.
"I didn't get scared! You just suddenly became so weird that I didn't know if you were joking or whatâÂ
"âOf course I was joking. Why would I ask you that seriously?â he asked, and you noticed that he also carried a hint of embarrassment.
"I have no idea. Maybe you wanted to know my opinion or somethingâ You desperately tried to return to the atmosphere that had existed between you just a moment ago, one that felt more friendly.
Spencer swallowed hard. It was clear he also preferred to drop the topic.Â
âI donât know why you would have any opinion on that, but letâs get back to what we were talking about before you switched into perverted weirdo mode...â"
After his words, you had to hide your face in the sleeve of his shirt, unable to contain your laughter. He seemed surprised by your reaction.
â What? What did I say this time?âÂ
âPerverted weirdoâ you blurted it out, almost choking on your words.â You called me a perverted weirdoâŚâ
âWell, considering your recent ambiguous commentsâŚâ
âI'm going to tell Emily about this. Hey girl, you know how Spencer called me last time? A perverted weirdoâŚOh no, I got your shirt dirty with my makeup⌠â
Spencer looked at the sleeve of his shirt and shrugged, saying, "It's nothing."
"No," you shook your head, trying to rub the stain off his shirt with your fingers, but of course it didnât work. "I spilled coffee on your pants last time. Take it off; I'll wash it today."
"It's late; youâre not going to deal with washing my shirt right now. Let's get back to looking for our costumes."
You agreed and once again found comfort leaning on his shoulder. He still held the laptop on his lap, and whenever you wanted to type on the keyboard, you had to rest your elbows on his body, on the lower part of his stomach. Why were you even paying attention to that? You shaked your head and leaned over the laptop when you found the perfect shoes for Marla's costume.
In that position, you couldn't see Spencer, but you felt he was almost completely still. After a moment, however, he slowly reached for your hair, gently brushing it with his fingers as if checking its texture.
"We don't need to buy you a wig, right? Your hair will do just fine."
You murmured in agreement as he continued to play with your hair, probably unaware of how much he was distracting you. You had been staring at the picture of the shoes for five minutes and couldnât remember what you wanted to check. Ah, the size!
"Reid, we have a problem," you said. "They don't have my size. I checked to see if a larger size would be available, since I could stuff them somehow, but the smallest is a 10!"
"Your shoe size is 7; in such large ones, you'll either look ridiculous or kill yourself before even arriving to the partyâŚDo they have to be those specific ones? Maybe you can find some others..."
"They have to be those! They're identical to the ones Helena Bonham Carter wore."
Spencer sighed thoughtfully. His breath tickled the back of your head, which distracted you slightly once again. Anyway, this one time, you came up with a solution faster than his brilliant mindâŚ
You turned your head toward him â after he stroked your hair you were very, very close to each other. The flame from the candle on the table reflected in his eyes, filling the area with the scent of cinnamon that had lingered for a while. When your face unexpectedly came just in front of him, he looked at you with a surprise and a gaze that he had never given you before. It was as if he were trying to stop himself from doing something, while at the same time, a voice in his ear incessantly urged him to go ahead.
You looked away to avoid doing something foolish. You could feel warmth on your neck and cheeks. Finally, you remembered what you wanted to ask.
"Spence, whatâs your shoe size?"
5 years ago
 It all started when the rest of your team found out about Penelope and Morgan's Halloween tradition. Every year, the two of them held a movie marathon of the scariest films they could find, watching them until sunrise.
 "Why didnât you invite any of us? I love watching horror movies with friends!" Prentiss exclaimed indignantly.
You were on board a private jet. You had been working with this team for only a few days â in fact, this was your first trip with them to work in the field.
The prospect of solving the case had you feeling stressed, and you were also wondering if you would find common ground with your team. You lagged slightly behind, pretending to read a book while actually listening to all the conversations around you. You wanted to get to know everyone better. Someone sat down beside you, leaning in to read the title of your book.
 "Rebecca. Have you gotten to the part where it turns out Maxim killed his wife?"
You looked shocked at the second youngest member of the team. You had a serious problem with remembering names, so you only knew his last name. Reid was a tall man with longer hair, dressed in a vest with a shirt peeking out from underneath. Until now, you hadn't formed much of an opinion about him, but that was about to change â he had just spoiled the ending of the book for you.
âNo, I havenât gotten to this part! â
An older man in a black suit chuckled quietly to himself.
"Guys, listen up," said the brunette with bangs, wearing a tight red shirt. "It just came out that Morgan and Penelope have their own secret Halloween tradition."
The woman mentioned was present only on the laptop screen. She was working with you remotely and seemed really nice to you.Â
"Sweetheart, we weren't trying to hide anything from you; it just happened that we didnât mention it..."
"Thatâs exactly what hiding is," Reid added, giving you an apologetic look for spoiling the book.
"What do you say to all of us getting together this Halloween? The whole team?" asked a muscular man dressed in gray, sitting across from Prentiss with his elbow casually resting on the table. "With a special invitation for you, newbie."
Saying this, he winked at you. You were surprised, but still smiled. Are there better circumstances for getting to know your team than a party? Everyone around you approached this idea.Â
a week later
You stared at your phone in fear after just ending the call. JJ said something came up and she wouldnât be able to make it to the party. You knew her best out of the whole team and had hoped that with her there, you would feel more at ease. Most importantly, you were supposed to wear matching outfits. You realized your breath had quickened slightly. You weren't sure if anyone else besides you planned to dress up. After all, they were mostly older than you â maybe they weren't into that anymore?
 Back in high school, you were the only one who showed up in costume, and you felt embarrassed the whole evening walking around in a zombie farmer outfit while all the other girls wore mini skirts and beautiful, subtle makeup. You didnât want to go through that again, but making this costume had taken you a lot of time. Recently, you and JJ had been enchanted by the animated movie Corpse Bride, and you planned to dress up as the title character and her rival, Victoria. Since you loved dressing up for Halloween, you chose the more challenging costume. You bought a cheap white dress that you styled to look more tattered. You applied pale blue makeup and heavily contoured your cheekbones. You even managed to get a veil.
In fifteen minutes, you were supposed to be at Morgan's house. If you removed the makeup, you wouldnât have time to do anything else. You contemplated what to do. Ultimately, you decided it would be a shame to waste your hard work, and soon you found yourself in the car, heading to the address you were given. As you parked, you felt stress start to take control of you.
You needed to sit in silence for a moment, so you turned off the engine and stared at the empty sidewalk in front of you. Morgan lived in a large house in a quiet neighborhood, where all the homes were spaced far enough apart to host small gatherings without bothering anyone.
Suddenly, someone appeared by the driver's window. You screamed in surprise, your thoughts racing back to all the cases when women were killed in their own cars.Â
You quickly realized that it wasn't another UNSUB. That one wouldnât have screamed alongside you.
âDamn it, Reid, you scared me!â
âYou scared me tooâ he managed to say, placing a hand on his chest. He glanced toward the house. "Weird that Morgan hasn't come out to help yet."
âMaybe the music is too loud and he didnât hear. There are quite a few cars. Did they invite that many people?â you wondered as you got out of the car.Â
Reid glanced at your costume. He wasnât dressed up at all, just wearing a plain dark gray blazer and a shirt.
"Is that some fashion trend, or are you dressed as a zombie bride?"
âNeither, actually,â you replied, feeling stressed about being the only one in costume. âItâs from the cartoon Corpse Bride.â
âI havenât seen it,â he admitted as you both headed toward the entrance of the house.
âItâs a great animation,â you recommended. âYou should check it out. Although, from what Iâve noticed, you prefer reading more.â
âNot entirely. I like movies too, but I rarely choose cartoons,â he said, ringing the doorbell.
âYou donât know what youâre missing,â you replied.
A very short girl you'd never seen before opened the door. She seemed slightly tipsy, confirming your suspicions that people from outside the team had also been invited.
"Oh, you dressed up! How cute!" she said, delighted to see you both, even though she didnât know you. "Wait, I think I even know who you are. Emily and Victor from Corpse Bride?"
She pointed at the two of you, at your dress and his gray blazer. You exchanged glances, realizing she must have mistaken his usual clothes for a costume.
"No, weâre notâŚ" Reid began to explain.
"Actually, I was supposed to match costumes with JJâŚ"
But she wasnât listening. She let you in and shouted through the whole house,
"Look at their matching outfits!"
Everyone gathered around to see you, and you endured the whistles and applause with growing embarrassment.
Penelope appeared right beside you, placing her hands on your shoulders and inspecting your makeup closely. "Oh, sweetheart, you really went all out. This must have taken you ages."
"Which is more than I can say for you," joked Prentiss, holding a beer bottle and pointing it at Reid. "You decided to keep it a secret for a better effect, I assume?"
Reid tried once more to explain that it wasnât intentional, but you stopped him with a nudge. He looked at you, puzzled.
"Letâs go get a drink," you suggested.
Not waiting for a response, you grabbed his wrist and pulled him along.
"Iâm not going to be the only one in costume, so youâre going to stick with me and pretend we planned this all along."
He let out a surprised laugh, thinking you were joking at first.
"Wait, seriously? So⌠Iâm Victor now?"
"Yes, youâre Victor, and you accidentally proposed to me. By the way, Iâm dead."
"Okay," he blinked, processing the information. "I definitely need to watch that movie."
You spent almost the entire evening sticking close to each other. Without you by his side, Spencer looked like he wasnât wearing a costume at all. And without Spencer next to you, you felt a bit awkward.
A few hours later, the two of you were sitting alone in the kitchen, drinking non-alcoholic cocktails and talking about⌠psychology. Not exactly a party topic, but somehow thatâs where your conversation about favorite sodas had ended up.
âNext year, we have to do this again. I mean, plan a costume together. On purpose this time."
Spencer nodded.
"I think I even have an idea."
And that was how your tradition began.
now
He said Halloween is for kids.Â
Starting from the beginning, everyone always asks how you met Travis. Well, your story has some potential for a romantic comedy â if only you were a bit more attractive and funnier to make it more watchable on screen. And maybe if there were some breathtaking plot twist. But real life has little in common with a romantic comedy, and you didnât meet under any crazy circumstances. You only had potential. It happened during your rehabilitation.
Perhaps we need to go back a bit further. Six months ago, Emily passed away, and you werenât even there for the funeral because, in the rescue attempt to free her from Doyleâs hands, you were shot. Seriously wounded. You spent two weeks in a coma. That might not seem like a long time, but when you woke up, it felt like years had passed. Everyone around you seemed so distant, changed, almost as if youâd suddenly appeared in an entirely different reality.
The following weeks were even more blurred, like rain hitting fiercely against the window with such frequency that the droplets slowly merged into a single cohesive stream. You weren't accepting visitors while in the hospital; something was wrong with you. Perhaps it was due to the grief and shock from Emily's passing, along with the trauma. You didn't want to return to that job; you were too afraid of the risks. Of dying yourself or losing someone from your team and having to relive it all over again. Fortunately, you quickly received an offer for a transfer. An office job, terribly boring, but there was something in that monotony that filled you with a sense of safety. You hated it, but you were afraid to engage in anything else.
Before you took the job, you had to go through rehabilitation. It was led by Travis, eleven years older than you, which stunned your older brother when you introduced them. âYouâre dating a guy older than me?â he asked, shocked. They didnât hit it off, but you didnât worry too much about that. Everything in your life had changed, and being in a relationship with an older, more mature guy made you feel more stable. And since so many things had changed, why not go all in? You moved in with him. Just as you were starting to climb out of the pit, another tragedy struck. Mr. Cinnamon Roll was diagnosed with stomach cancer and passed away despite treatment.
Since that moment, you almost stopped talking to your old team. You still loved them â they were like family to you, but whenever faced with life's struggles, you felt that burning need for isolation. On the day Mr. Cinnamon Roll died, you received a message from Spencer, asking how you were doing and suggesting a meeting. You stared at your phone for hours, and ultimately replied to him only the next morning with a brief, "Sorry, I didn't notice you wrote." He responded just as briefly. He was also suffering due to the circumstances and probably didn't have the energy to chase after his friend who openly refused to give him any attention.
You pushed him away because you werenât ready to confront what you were feeling. Something had happened between you during that Halloween party, shortly before Emily's death. After that, you acted as if nothing had occurred, but both of you knew that you needed to talk about what to do with your relationship. But before you had the chance, there was Doyle, your accident, then Travis, and it seemed that everything that had ever been between you was lost. A new agent, Ashley, joined the BAU. You knew her â you were around the same age, and sometimes you caught yourself wondering if something might blossom between her and Reid.
You thought that if you accepted the loss of your previous life, it would be easier to move on. It was the opposite. Day by day, you felt more and more depressed, empty inside. This morning, you went into a cafĂŠ to buy coffee. While waiting for your order, you looked at the tiny pumpkins on the counter and realized it was Halloweenâthe holiday you used to love so much. This moved you, and for the first time in a long time, you felt a spark of life within you. You felt like you wanted to do something. Dress up as a character from a cheap horror movie, have a few drinks. Maybe even go trick-or-treating, hiding behind a mask like kids do. You did that with Spencer two years ago, but no one wanted to give that tall guy any candy.
You shared this idea with Travis.
And he said that Halloween is for kids.Â
a year ago
âHow the fuck Iâm suppose to walk in theseâŚ.â
As soon as you saw him in a black dress that reached mid-thigh (it should have been longer, but you bought it when you still assumed you would be the one wearing it), a short fur coat of the same color, and sunglasses, you nearly choked on your laughter. And when he added black heeled ankle boots and started cursing their practicality, you fell onto the couch, unable to stand on your legs any longer.
Mr. Cinnamon Roll watched his antics with curiosity.
âRun away, little one,â Spencer advised him. âThose heels are so sharp I might accidentally kill you.â
âDonât exaggerate. I wear shoes with higher heels every day.â
âYour spine will thank you for it in ten years.â
âAlright, mom.â
The deadly shoes landed on the floor. You were planning to leave in an hour and a half, once you finished perfecting your costumes. Until then, Spencer had no intention of risking his life by parading around in them. He lay down on the couch next to you, the dress ungracefully riding up.
âNow itâs your turn to change,â he said, pointing to the Tyler Durden costume lying on the table. âAnd mine to laugh.â
âFirst, I wanted to do makeup.â
âIs that necessary?â
âAre you kidding? What kind of Marla Singer would it be without a bold smokey eye?â
âFine by you,â he muttered, looking at the watch on his wrist. âOne hour and thirty-three minutes. Will we make it?â
âRelax. Remember, for a better impression, we need to be a little late.â
You disappeared for a moment into your bathroom, only to return with a makeup bag in hand. You had bought a new eyeshadow palette specifically for this occasion. Tilting your head to the side, you looked at your friend, wondering in which position you would be most comfortable working on him.
âOkay, lean against the couch,â you instructed, feeling like a professional makeup artist. âAnd donât look at me like Iâm a mad scientist trying to perform some dangerous operation on you.â
âFrom my perspective, thatâs exactly what it looks like. A mad scientist and a dangerous operation. Just donât accidentally poke me in the eye.â
âGod, Reid, Iâm not going to do this with a knifeâŚâ
You stood in front of the couch, facing him. Following your instruction, he rested his head, but as soon as you tried to apply the first product on his eyelid, you felt that you werenât doing it precisely. You sighed.
âItâs uncomfortable for me to work this way. I have a better idea. Lie down.â
Reid looked at you with raised eyebrows but obediently lay down on the couch. You sat on a free spot next to him, leaning over his face. You were glad he closed his eyes. It would be awkward to be this close and still have to endure his sharp gaze. Your hair brushed against his neck. A gentle smile appeared on his face as soon as the brush touched his skin.
âThis is quite nice,â he said.
You didnât respond, focused on turning him into a doppelgänger for Marla Singer. You would sooner die of embarrassment than admit it out loud, but you deliberately prolonged the entire process. You felt as if you were working on a painting. Additionally, you enjoyed the awareness of having him beneath you, so defenseless and completely unaware, that you wondered what it would be like to kiss him.
You would simply press your lips together to see what would happen. There was a possibility he would push you away, but even considering that, you were ready to do it. You didnât even try to push those thoughts away. They had completely dominated your mind, and you were just observing them from the sidelines, wondering where they came from. Throughout your years of friendship, you had never experienced them. Or rather, you had experienced them so rarely that you didnât consider them significant. After all, everyone sometimes feels like kissing their friend. The problem was that for quite some time, the only thing you had been thinking about was his lips on yours.
Spencer opened one eye. You felt as if he had caught you doing something wrong.
âWhat are you thinking about?â he asked, his voice slightly husky.
You brushed aside the one strand of his hair that had strayed onto his forehead.
âAbout one of my friends.â
âYou look worried. Can I ask why thinking about this person makes you feel that way?â
You let out a quiet laugh. You wondered if he knew you were talking about him. He should have.
âI doubt you want to hear about it,â you replied evasively. However, after a moment, you broke down and added something more. âDo you ever feel like you want to do something stupid so badly that you feel like you're physically shaking, even though you know itâs wrong?â
He frowned slightly. You accidentally applied too much eyeshadow, licking the tip of your finger to wipe away the excess product from his skin.
âCan you give a specific example of such behavior?â
You shrugged.
âI donât know. Kissing a friend, for example.â
He smiled gently.
âWell, in that case, yes. All the time.â
You exhaled through your nose, feeling a painful tightness in your chest. You didnât know what was happening to you.
âDone,â you said, abruptly rising from the couch. âI need to change. We donât have much time.â
âThereâs still an hour and eighteenâŚâ
You grabbed your costume from the table and hid in the bathroom, not hearing the end of his sentence.
one hour and eighteen minutes later
Usually, nighttime drives had a calming effect on you, but this time it was completely the opposite. You were in a small space with Spencer, with whom you had just had⌠letâs call it a complicated conversation. You felt every part of your body tense.
You hated yourself. You hated that you didnât understand what you were feeling. You hated that you didnât know what you wanted. You felt like banging your head against the steering wheel. Maybe the sound of the horn would bring you back to your senses.
Reid just stayed silent, inscrutable.
âIâm afraid weâll be right on time,â he said after clearing his throat. âAnd you wanted to be a little late.â
âSo what should I do now, drive around the city for the next ten minutes?â you asked, slightly irritably.
He shrugged stiffly.
âOr stop and wait. Itâs a much more environmentally friendly option.â
In the end, you pulled up outside Morganâs house, where the annual Halloween party was set to take place for the fifth year in a row. You sighed with nostalgia and turned off the engine. You might have been in the middle of an emotional crisis, but you still intended to win that contest. And that meant waiting out those ten minutes.
You adjusted the sleeves of your red leather jacket.
âRemember when we dressed up as Harry and Voldemort?â you asked suddenly. That had been your first intentional costume pairing.
Spencer let out a short laugh.
âFor the next two days, I couldnât wash off all that white paint,â he muttered, reaching into the black purse you had lent him. Spencer had been outraged that mini dresses had no pockets, leaving him with nowhere to keep his things. You frowned when you noticed he had taken out his wallet. From it, he pulled out a photo taken on that memorable day, showing the two of you standing in front of the fireplace at Morganâs cabin. You had your arms around each other, Voldemort and Harry Potter.
âYou carry our photo in your wallet?â you asked, touched, admiring the picture with delight.
Slightly embarrassed, he nodded.
âAnd not just ours,â he reached into his wallet again, this time pulling out a photo of Mr. Cinnamon Roll curled up on your lap. You leaned closer to Spencer to get a better look, almost forgetting about your earlier conversation.
You extended your hand, but instead of taking the photo, you just grabbed his hand. He squeezed it tightly and briefly kissed the back of it.
âItâs been ten minutes,â he announced, letting go of your hand. âWe can go inside nowâŚâ
He trailed off as you suddenly grabbed a piece of his fur and pulled him as close as possible. You felt as if someone stronger had taken control of your body and finally did what you had wanted to do for a long time. You were kissing him.
At first, he froze as if spellbound, completely surrendering to the pressure of your lips. You pulled back a little, unsure if you should continue.
âWhy did you stop?â he asked softly.
âI wasnât sure if you liked it.â
He laughed right into your mouth and resumed the kiss in a hungry way.
âI wanted to do it earlier,â you admitted after a moment. His eyes were shining, and yours probably were too. âWhen I was putting on your makeup. You had your eyes closed, and it was all I could think about.â
His hand rested on your neck, his thumb gently drawing circles on your sensitive skin. You had your arms around his neck, entwined like strands of hair in a braid.
âGood thing you didnât,â he said. You raised your eyebrows in surprise. âIâd venture to guess we wouldnât have even made it to this party.â
âDonât get too bold with your assumptions. I wouldnât let such good costumes go to wasteâŚâ
He kissed you one more time, pulling you close by the chin. Okay, he was right. If youâd done this earlier, youâd probably still be at your apartment, entirely wrapped up in each other. In fact, youâd lost all interest in going to that part
You spent a good few minutes smiling at each other, foreheads touching. You felt the need to talk to him â to make sure this wasnât just a release of the tension that had been building between you recently, but something more. Before you knew it, though, you were walking arm-in-arm toward Morganâs house.
âThis year, youâve outdone yourselves,â he commented as he finally came out of his shock at seeing Spencer in heels. He, too, was in costume. For the past four years, it was almost impossible to find anyone there without one. You could say you were the ones who started the trend.
Without letting go of his hand, you encouraged him to spin around in a circle. All evening, you wondered if people noticed that something had changed between you or if they just assumed it was all part of the act. His hand almost never leaving your waist, your conversations with faces close together, the prolonged disappearance in the bathroom under the pretense of fixing his makeup.
âHave you thought about what weâll dress up as next year?â he asked, pinning you against the upstairs wall, his hand slipped under the fabric of your loose shirt.
You looked into his eyes thoughtfully.
âI liked the idea of Mia and Vincent from Pulp Fiction.â
âMia and Vincent. White shirts and fake blood. Donât you think itâs a bit too simple? We should raise the bar each year.â
You rolled your eyes.
âSo, what is your suggestion?â
now
 You lay in bed next to the sleeping Travis, staring at his bare back.
Every day, he started with a run around six in the morning, so he didnât let you drag him anywhere in the evening, despite it being Friday. You tried to fall asleep, but you knew it was useless. Youâd always been a night owl. Besides, it was Halloweenâyour favorite holiday, and for the first time in years, you were spending it with your head on the pillow at 10 p.m.
You sighed and quietly, so as not to wake him, went to the living room to watch some show on TV and maybe have some ice cream. Sitting on the couch, you constantly felt the urge to reach out and pet Mr. Cinnamon Roll, who used to keep watch by your side. Each time, it ended with you touching the cold leather of the couch instead. You buried your face in your hands, stretching the skin on your cheeks.
You couldnât live in this emptiness any longer.
It happened so suddenly. One moment, you were curled up on the couch, and the next, you were slipping back into the bedroom to grab one of Travisâs plain white shirts from the closet. Just regular black jeans. The only thing missing was fake blood, but you decided youâd just be a more polite version of Mia.
Your heart felt like it was about to burst from your chest as you drove. Doubts crept in, and the absurdity of your behavior caught up with you. It was highly likely that your previous team had stopped organizing those events due to circumstances. And even if they were still happening, why would you feel invited? You had limited your contact with them, almost cutting it off in recent months.
Your breath was painful as you pressed your hand against your side, where a scar from a gunshot wound marked your skin. The red light of the traffic signal turned into the flashing lights of an ambulance. You were inside, bleeding, the whole world blurring around you.
You tried to calm yourself so as not to accidentally cause an accident. However, that tragic feeling didnât leave you even when you found yourself there again. For the fifth year in a row, on Halloween night, at Morganâs doorstep.
Derek opened the door for you, wearing a plain t-shirt. No music was coming from inside, and no cars were gathering around. He blinked in surprise at the sight of you.
You greeted him sadly, ready to throw out some excuse, though none came to mind. You had shown up unannounced, unwelcome, when he was probably spending the evening at home working or resting. A flush of embarrassment covered your cheeks.
Before either of you could say anything more, Penelope appeared behind him. She wore a headband adorned with little pumpkin decorations.
âMorgan, we have a serious problem with picking a movie because HotchâŚâ
She stopped, stunned by your presence. But a moment later, she shouted your name and swept you into her embrace.
âOh, why didnât anyone tell me you were coming!â
Over her shoulder, you could see Derekâs gentle smile.
âWe went back to basics, and instead of throwing a party, weâre just watching movies,â he explained, eyeing you closely. âBut costumes are always welcome. Youâre not even the only one who thought to dress up.â
Both of them pulled you into the living room, where the rest of the team was arguing about which movie to watch. As all eyes turned to you, you felt like someone had forcefully shoved you onto a stage and blinded you with a spotlight aimed directly at you. Lost, you didnât know what to say.
Then your gaze landed on that one person sitting alone in an armchair. Dressed in an identical white shirt and a black blazer draped over the arm of the chair.
You managed to smile at your Vincent.
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hii! i hope you are doing well. i love your overworked series so much. it's very relatable to me on what the circumstances the reader is in and all i do eat the series all up(munch munch) how about like a study date for them? that would be cute
Hello honey !! Thank you so much for this request, I was so excited to write it <3 Hope you enjoy!
STUDY OR DATE
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summary: you ask Leon to go on a study date with you at a coffee shop. Things donât go as planned, but work out just fine in the end.
cw: i think this qualifies as a drabble not a oneshot itâs short :( but sweet :) sorry some angst slipped in there, one of Leonâs ex friends says some kind of mean things about you but Leon comes to your defense, honestly thatâs it this is pretty fluffy
a/n: i just know leon absolutley slams those frou frou coffee drinks. i say this as a frou frou coffee drink enjoyer
no the Baby I'm Yours reference was not intentional
masterlist | previous (not actually a SERIES series, just takes place in the same universe)
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It was you who proposed the idea of a study date.
"I think it might be nice," You'd said, staring at your shoes and shuffling in place as people file out of the last class of your day- the one you share with Leon. "I usually study by myself, but I think it would be good to... get out of my room, for a bit. Um. And then we could study together?"
"Are you asking me or telling me?"
This is one of his current favorite sentences. "Training you to stand your ground, princess. Nothing bad is gonna happen when you do."
You squeeze the strap of your backpack. "Telling...? But also asking, because I don't know if you're free."
"Even if I did have plans I would cancel them. Where were thinking of going?"
A burst of heat rises to your face. "That cafe? Near the east side of campus?"
He leans down, giving you a quick peck on the nose. "I think that's a great idea."
The walk to the cozy cafe isn't too long, but it is cold. You shamelessly use the winter chill as an excuse to cuddle up to Leon.
"As if you need one," He mumbles, squeezing you close to him.
When you arrive to the shop, the bell dinging signifying your entrance, Leon tugs at the backpack on your shoulder.
"Gimme that. I'll snag us a table that has outlets. Order something for me?"
You donât have to look to know the hand in front of you has his credit card in it. And you know better than to refuse. He likes spending money on you, for whatever reason. Youâre not complaining, really, it just eats at you a little bit. Just a little.
But itâs also really, really, really sweet. The kindness tends to override the guilt, in his case.
For yourself, you order exactly what you want- Leon has a second sense for when you order something that's for the sake of preserving money rather than what you actually want. You'd asked him once where his seemingly never-ending supply of money came from, but he'd just kissed you on the forehead and told you not to worry about it. You kind of still worry about it, but never enough for him to notice.
For Leon, you order exactly what he wants but will never admit to liking- an iced caramel macchiato. The way coffee shops like Starbucks make them, not the traditional way. More milk and sugar than coffee. It's funny watching him slug his way through black coffee with a splash of milk when you know for a fact the milky, sugary coffee drinks never last longer than about five minutes when they're in front of him.
The cafe isn't that crowded, so it doesn't take long for your drinks to be ready. You take them from the bar with a thanks, then slide into the table Leon snagged for you.
His eyes catch on the drink.
"What is that?"
"An iced caramel macchiato."
"And why, exactly, did you order that for me?"
"Because you like them."
"No I-"
"Don't even pretend."
He takes the drink with a grumble, but reaches across the table and squeezes your hand once, a quiet thank you.
You take a sip of your own drink, then take your supplies out of your backpack and get to work.
You work fairly quietly, Leon occasionally sliding random snacks he, apparently, just keeps with him across the table to you. At one point, he gets up and returns with a plate that has a few of the pastries you were eyeing earlier on it. How he even knew exactly which ones you wanted is a mystery to you.
An hour or so after he gets the pastries, the bell dings, signifying someone's entrance.
"No way! Leon, is that you?"
Leon's face twists into something sour and angry, and a small stab of apprehension slices through your chest as the voice is accompanied by approaching feet.
"Josh," Leon says evenly, crossing his arms and leaning back in his chair. "Haven't seen you in awhile. On purpose."
You turn, eyeing the man that's standing behind you, a few other guys standing a little ways behind him, all leering for a glance.
The Josh in question just laughs. "Oh, whatever Leon," His gaze catches on your face and his eyes widen.
"No way. Are you seriously here with the pretentious--"
"You mean my girlfriend?" Leon leans forward in his seat, his jaw set and his fists clenched where they rest on the table. "Be very careful about your next words."
Girlfriend?
Josh blinks. "I meant nothing by it, man. I'm just surprised to see you here with her, is all."
Leon looks absolutely murderous. "And why would that be?"
"Just because, you know. We always talked about how annoying her attitude was. And that rivalry thing you guys had."
"I remember ditching you guys when you started ragging on her, yeah. Fuck off, Josh."
Josh raises his hands. "Jeez, okay man. I was just surprised. You're seriously choosing that girl over us?"
"This woman, yes. We were never friends like that. Forgive me if I prefer being with someone who doesn't make me consider the legality of finishing a college degree in prison."
Josh seems upset by Leon's statement, but Leon holds his ground. He jerks his head towards the rest of the gaggle. "Go."
Josh scampers away, metaphorical tail between his legs.
Leon immediately turns to you, brows furrowed in concern and body un-tensing. "Are you okay? Did he upset you? Do I need to kill him?"
You blurt out the first and only thing you got from that entire exchange.
"I'm your girlfriend?"
He re-tenses.
"Do you... not want to be?"
"No!" You shout, a little too loudly, because Josh and his friends look back over, but the ensuing glare from you and Leon is enough for them to look away so quickly you think you hear Joshâs neck pop.
"No," you say quietly, "I um. I'd really like to be your girlfriend. I just. I didn't know what we were."
He gets that fond look in his eyes again. The one he gets before he says something sappy.
"Baby," He says, reaching across the table and grabbing your hand. "I"m yours. I mean that. I didn't formally ask you out because I figured you wanted to take things slow."
"I did. At first."
He smiles. "Then princess, my princess, may I please be your boyfriend?"
You can't help the giddy giggle the escapes your mouth. "Yes."
"Oh thank god," He says, wiping fake sweat off his brow. "It would've been awkward to have a heart attack and die in this cafe."
"That seems a bit extreme."
"Not really. Have you seen my girlfriend? Cardiac events are a normal reaction, I assure you."
You don't get much studying done for the rest of the day.
--
After that, there is a noticeable increase in study dates and date-dates. Leon is weirdly good at picking date spots and ideas.
The first time he introduces you as his girlfriend at a party, Ada shouts so loudly you think she might burst someone's eardrum. Your roommates all squeal with excitement when you tell them.
Chris, being Chris, says "Weren't you already dating?" when Leon tells him the news. That seems to be the general consensus.
You're on another study date right now, Leon's face doing that cute little scrunch thing when he's thinking about a math problem, and you set your pencil down just to stare at him.
He's your boyfriend.
You're his girlfriend.
He looks up at you, chewing on the end of his pencil. "What? Do I have something on my face?"
"No," You say, a little breathless. "M' just looking at my boyfriend."
He grins, leaning across the table to give you a kiss, soft and slow.
You're normally not one for PDA.
But maybe you'll allow it. For your boyfriend.
áŻâŚ
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Damianâs Pets | Damian Wayne/Robin & OC!Magician [Fluff]
Synopsis: every time Damian comes home with a pet he must face a panel that proves how heâll take care of the animal without making Alfred or anyone else do it. Everything seems to go well until he comes home with a demon.
There was a cow in the Batcave.Â
Normally Vivian would be used to the many things that Bruce would bring home to the cave from his previous cases, such as the giant penny or the dinosaur. An orphan he picked up in the alley.
A cow was the last thing on her list.
âThis is probably some sort of hallucination caused by my three-day-straight all-nighters,â Vivian massaged the bridge of her nose.
âIt's not,â said Batman.
âCan I ask how did you even get the cow in the Batmobile â I don't recall the tank having that much space capacity.â
âDon't,â Batman told her. âYou know the drill.â
Vivian sighed and walked up to Damian with her husband at her side. When Damian saw the shadow of his parents, he stood his ground with his chest out and a determined look on his face. It made Tim and Dick snicker to see little Damian standing up to Vivian and Bruce as if he were to face a criminal.Â
âI named her Bat-Cow,â stated Damian.
âOh, did you know?â Vivian crossed her arms over her chest. Turning to the cow she saw the black patch on the cow's eyes that resembled the domino masks of the Robins and the Bat symbol. âI gotta admit that's witty.â
Bruce cleared his throat to get her back on track.
âAnd where are you planning on keeping Bat-Cow?â Vivian asked Damian.
The boy smirked. âI thought you would ask that. If you recall in our many walks around the estate, there is a plot of land that has a barn.â
âHad a barn,â Bruce corrected him.
âI'll rebuild it. Fix it for Bat-Cow, besides Alfred the cat likes exploring that barn as well. They will be comfortable there. I think Titus will also like the barn,â said Damian. âYou both have been mentioning how the manor has been getting more fur around â mind you, you too have a pet dog and cat. Ace and Echo can stay there as well if they wish.â
Before Bruce could have a say on that, Vivian said, âEcho and Ace are staying in our room. But a cow is not like a dog or a cat, Damian. It â you need to milk it.â
Tim and Dick burst out laughing. Both were already tearing up now and were holding onto each other for support. Damian only looked at them with confusion. Why are they laughing when a cow really needs to be milked or else its utters will swell?
âGrow up!â Vivian told them. âBut looking past the innuendo that those two picked up⌠and I'm glad that you didn't. Who's going to milk â â Tim and Dick laughed loudly. â â you two, stop it or get out. Harvest, does that make sense?â She asked Bruce.
âFor now,â said Bruce.
âFine, who's going to do all of that, the harvesting, the cleaning up, the feed â and don't you dare say Alfred.â
âI will,â said Damian.
âDo you even know how?â
Dick, still laughing, said, âI'm sure he's got some practice, Viv.â
âHe's ten!âÂ
Dick shrugged.
âI'll ask Jon for help!â
Dick and Tim burst out laughing again and were forced to march up stairs by Bruce as he saw Damian turning red from embarrassment, his rising anger, and confusion. Why were they laughing so much?!
âMan, Jason is missing out!â Tim said as he and Dick went up stairs.
âWe'll tell him when he gets home with Roy,â said Dick.
Silence came to the cave with the two gone, it gave Damian the courage on his defense and continued, âAs I said. I'll ask Jon to teach me how to take care of Bat-Cow. For feeding, I'll work more chores to earn more money for Bat-Cow's necessities. I'll work harder. Just⌠please, let me keep her.â
How can she say no to that? Damian actually said please, and he was adamant in keeping the cow as his pet. Sighing, Vivian said, âFine. We'll start working on the barn tomorrow.â
âWhat?â Bruce said.
âYes! Thank you, Mom!â Damian wrapped his arms around Vivian.
âI thought we were on the same page,â Bruce whispered to her.
âGive him a break. Dick and Tim were pissing him off. Besides, I think it would be nice to get milk from the source directly. Don't you think?â
âYou're not making any sense, right now.â
âI'll take Bat-Cow to my room for now,â Damian led the cow to the elevator.
Before the elevator could open, Vivian and Batman called out: âABSOLUTELY NOT!â
~*~
âThis is your fault,â Bruce told Tim and Dick who were muttering under their breath as they cleaned up the mess that Bat-Cow made in the Batcave. When they got up that morning, Alfred immediately gave them a brush and told them to head to the cave. There they were met by the stench of the cow's stool and a couple of large lumps for them to clean up.
âHow is this our fault?â Dick asked Bruce.
âIf you weren't laughing at Damian then you wouldn't be cleaning up cow shit in the cave before breakfast,â Bruce stated.
âHe should be the one cleaning it,â Tim muttered.
âVivian's orders. You were teasing your brother.â
Tim and Dick groaned and went back to work.
~*~
The next pet Damian brought home was a turkey. Actually, it wasn't even at home that he presented the turkey to her, it was at her place of work. Damian was coming home from school then, and he somehow found a turkey in need of a home. He, Bruce, and Alfred walked up to Gotham University with the turkey in a cage, and surprised Vivian at the courtyard of the campus with it.
âHere, seriously?â Vivian said to them.
âHe was insistent,â said Bruce.
âWell?â Vivian asked Damian.
Beside her, Justin and Catherin looked at the odd scene of the family and watched, curious to what this was about.
âHe was going to the slaughter house!â said Damian.
âYou can't just take a turkey who is on its way to the slaughterhouse, Damian,â Vivian turned to Bruce. âSeriously, you can't deal with this on your own?â
âHe said that you were the one he needed to convince,â Bruce shrugged.
âOh, so Via's the strict parent, huh?â Justin teased her.Â
âOkay, let's hear it,â said Vivian. âMake it quick, I got a meeting in ten minutes.â
âBarn. I'll work more hours for chores and pay for the feed if I have to.â
âYou won't be sleeping then.â
âI don't care. I've done all-nighters.â
âThat's not okay, Damian,â Vivian sighed. âWhy can't you just bring home a fish or something⌠Fine, but you have to promise that this is the last.â
Damian smiled. âReally?â
âYes. Besides, fatten it up and we'll have the turkey for Thanksgiving covered.â
âJerry is not going to be a Thanksgiving turkey!â Damian cried out.
âYou already named him JerryâŚâ Vivian looked at her watch. âI need to go or I'll be late. You both,â she pointed at Bruce and Alfred. âGrow a pair.â She messed with Damian's hair as a goodbye and walked straight to her meeting.
~*~
âWhat the fuck â why is there a turkey in that place?â Jason slammed the door of the kitchen entrance.Â
âMaster Jason, language!â Alfred chastised him.
Vivian, who was having her evening tea with Alfred, answered, âDamian's new pet.â
âIt chased me across the estate! I was going to shoot it if I hadn't run out of bullets,â Jason slumped on the seat beside Vivian and stole her grilled cheese sandwich. âWe going to cook that for Thanksgiving?â
âJerryâs not food,â Vivian told him.
âWhat sick fuck names a turkey Jerry?â
âThat sick fuck,â Vivian nodded at Damian's direction who entered the kitchen with Alfred the cat and Echo on his head. âJerry chased Jason across the estate.â
Damian smirked. âI guess his training is working then.â
âYou little shit!â Jason pointed at him.
~*~
There was a dragon-bat in the Batcave. But compared to the cow and the turkey, this one was a small one, so small that Damian held it in his hands. Still, it was a dragon-bat. Who knows how big it could get.Â
âYou know what,â Vivian turned to Bruce. âYou deal with this. Iâve had a long day, Iâve been feeling a little sick since this morning and I donât want to deal with this dragon-bat. You two figure it out!â
Batman hummed and watched as his wife returned to the manor with the elevator, leaving him with Damian and the dragon-bat.
âNo,â said Batman.
âThatâs now how it works,â said Damian.
âNo.â
âHeâs all alone!â
âNo.â
âMom has a realm that we can put him in if ever Goliath gets big!â
âThatâs not her realm. Thatâs her uncleâs!â
âDestruction wouldnât mind!â
âI think he would, especially when thereâs dragon-bat droppings there.â
Damian stood his ground and glared at his father.
~*~
Vivian was having a nice and peaceful morning when Destruction appeared before her in his flannel and jeans, and sword. The sudden appearance of the Endless surprised everyone at the table, especially the Robins who were just seeing him for the first time. But when Vivian didnât seem fazed they didnât engage at the intruder.
âVivian, thereâs a dragon-bat in my realm,â said Destruction.
âI know,â Vivian continued with her breakfast.
âThat doesnât explain why.â
âAsk them,â Vivian nodded at Bruce and Damianâs direction. âWe canât have airplanes and helicopters finding a dragon-bat in the estate. And heâll outgrow his pen in the barn, and he might eat Bat-Cow and Jerry.â
âVivian.â
âGoliath is trained, donât worry about it.â
Destruction sighed and left, knowing it was a losing battle.Â
Damian smiled and said, âThanks, Mom!â
âGoliath is the last.â
Damian huffed and returned to his meal.
Vivian turned to Bruce and said, âYou canât just say no, huh?â
âYou never did,â Bruce muttered.
âI said no to the pig, the panther, and the lion, Bruce.â
Bruce sighed and went back to his meal. âIâll work on it.â
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poisoned mercury | now you got me
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the happy little bubble you and luke made for yourselves inevitably bursted a few days after you made it officialâ though if you asked luke, you rejected his advances, which always earned an eye roll from you followed by a long kiss to his lips that had him silent for the next five minutes. you knew he was milking the hell out of you saying no to his question until he let you listen to the song, but you were his and he was yours regardless of the title.Â
you stared at yourself in the mirror, blushing as you ran your fingers down the marks on your neck. you added a turtleneck under your chb shirt, not having enough energy to cover up the marks on your neck with makeup, and you definitely didnât have the energy to explain to people how you got them. thankfully, the weather cooperated with you today. it was unusually cold for the summer, a slight breeze entering your room from your opened window. as you continued to get ready for the day, your phone buzzed with a text from your dad.Â
âhey kid, can you come to my office real quick?â
you hadnât spoken to your dad in weeks, not since he stormed out of the cabin after finding out what started the fight with your teammate. this was the longest youâd gone without speaking to him. you texted a thumbs up and made your way out of your room.Â
luke was sitting on the coffee table in the middle of everyone, looking at you with wondering eyes, âwhere are you going?âÂ
âmy dad wants to talk.âÂ
âdo you want me to come with you?â luke got up from where he sat. you told him last night that youâd been avoiding your dad as much as possible, and he did the same with you. as much as you guys butted heads, luke knew that it was taking a toll on you. you shared that you were scared about what would become of your relationship with your dad. luke, being as close to his mom as you were with your dad, understood. he knew what it was like to feel like your biggest supporter was giving up on you. it wasnât a feeling heâd wish on his worst enemy, and definitely not a feeling heâd ever wish on you.Â
âno, itâs fine,â you clenched your jaw, shaking your head.Â
lukeâs shoulders slumped over as he stuttered in his actions to sit back down, âoh, okayâuh, let me know if you need anything.âÂ
you nodded and waved a small goodbye before exiting the cabin. your heart was pounding the entire time you made your way to your dadâs office. a lot of things had been weighing on you this summerâ your probation, a possible dent on your record, your estrangement from your parents, lukeâ and it was a lot to handle. camp half blood was supposed to keep you away from the problems that existed in your day-to-day life, but it seemed to follow you.Â
you entered your dadâs office to see him typing away on his laptop. his eyebrows raised when you walked in, motioning for you to shut the door. he closed his laptop and placed it in one of the drawers of his desk. he took a deep breath, âhey, kid.âÂ
âhi, dad,â you replied, suddenly feeling like a little kid again. you sat on the usual chair in front of his desk and leaned back, âwhatâs up?âÂ
âi, uh,â he cleared his throat, âi just wanted to say iâm sorry for how we left things. i shouldnât have stormed out like that. i was just angry. but not at you, at myself for making you feel like you had to fight these battles for me.âÂ
he leaned across his desk to hold your hands, âyouâre my kid, yâknow. my job is to protect you, not the other way around. so i apologize if i ever made you feel like you had to come to my defense.âÂ
âand iâm sorry for being mia the last few weeks,â he chuckled, squeezing your hands, âiâve been in contact with my lawyers and theyâre working on making sure the charges against you donât stick so iâve been pretty busy with that.âÂ
âyou think itâll get sorted out?â you asked.Â
âyeah, donât worry about it. itâs finishing up and i think you might even be able to play this season,â your dad smiled. âbut i have to deal with a pr crisis right now that sprung up on me this morning.âÂ
your shoulders relaxed at your dadâs words. at least your probation was getting sorted out. that was one less thing to worry about. you tugged on the sleeves of your turtleneck as you got comfortable on your chair, âwhatâs the pr crisis?âÂ
he sighed, pulling out his laptop, âsomething with the band.âÂ
you hoped your dad didnât notice the slight widening of your eyes. because you hadnât been talking to your dad, he didnât know about the recent developments between you and luke. you two didnât show much pda outside of the cabin, scared that one of the campers would break their nda and post a picture of the two of you. neither of you were ready to tell the world about you two yet. itâs too soon. you didnât even have the âwhatâs going to happen to us after summer?â conversation yet.Â
âwhat happened?âÂ
âsome pap pictures leaked. itâs of this new actress in hollywood and a guy leaving her hotel room. the press is reporting that the guy is luke. it looks a lot like him and you know the mediaâ they run any story thatâll get them clicks even if itâs not fully fact-checked as long as they add the word âallegedlyâ to the article,â he rolled his eyes, turning his computer to face you. ânobody knows where the pictures came from, so we donât know if itâs actually luke or not, but iâve been on the phone with may and their team all morning trying to do damage control. sheâs telling the guys about the pictures right now.âÂ
at first glance, your heart dropped to your stomach. the guy did look an awful lot like luke. the rational part of you knew that this was probably taken before the two of you met because youâve seen him every day since and he was practically imprisoned at chb all summer, but then you thought of your impromptu trip to achillesâ arcade and it made you want to throw up. if luke could sneak away with you like that, it wouldâve been easy for him to do the same when he was alone.Â
were the nights he didnât spend in your bed because he was âwritingâ just an excuse to sneak off to meet up with the girl in the picture? she was gorgeous, after all. blonde, tall, the perfect new hollywood star. theyâd make such a great power couple. the two rising stars in their respective industries, the perfect pair.Â
the boyâs face, who may or may not be luke, was covered by his hood, but you can clearly see that he was kissing the girl deeply, with his hand placed on the curve of her back. the next picture was them with their fingers laced together as she led him into the hotel, giggling at something he said. the guy had a similar build as luke and dressed the same way as he did when he was having a lazy dayâ sweatpants, hoodie, and converses.Â
bile made its way up your throat as you continued to scroll through the pictures. you looked at the time stamp of the photos and closed your eyes, wincing, when you saw that they were taken two days ago. luke didnât sleep in your room two days ago, nor was he in the cabin. he showed up the next day saying that he was in the studio, trying to finish up the song so you would officially accept being his girlfriend.Â
you squinted at a close-up picture of the pair, zoning in on the guy's hand. you breathed out a sigh of relief, fingers immediately clutching the ring that rested on your index finger. you turned the laptop back to your dad, âthatâs not luke.âÂ
his eyebrows shot up, looking between you and his laptop screen, âhow do you know?âÂ
âlook at his rings,â you pointed at the bands around the guyâs fingers, âluke doesnât wear a ring on his ring finger anymore. and look, the guy has a ring there and itâs gold.âÂ
âhow are you so sure? what if he just decided to wear it that day?âÂ
âtrust me,â you waved off, âheâs particular about his jewelry. he stopped wearing one on his ring finger a while ago. and luke doesnât wear gold jewelry.âÂ
your dad narrowed his eyes at you suspiciously, shutting his laptop, âi didnât realize you were that close to luke that you had his accessories memorized.âÂ
âahâ well,â you cleared your throat, looking down at your feet. you felt caught. âsâyour fault, really. you made us live together.âÂ
âis there something you need to tell me, kid?âÂ
you got up from your seat, quickly making your way to the door, âgeez, dad, i didnât realize the time! i promised clar that iâd help her with camp duties, so i gotta go. thanks for all your help on the probation and permanent record thing. youâre the best!âÂ
you didnât bother to turn around to see your dadâs reaction to your excuse. you knew that he could see right through you.Â
you dad called from behind you, his joking tone camouflaged by his âdadâ voice, âtell castellan that if he does anything wrong, iâll kill him and his career!âÂ
âlove you!âÂ
your dad shook his head, biting back the smile on his face, âlove you too, kid.âÂ
as you were rushing back to your cabin, you ran smack dab into luke who was frantic, worry evident on his features. his eyes widened when he saw you and he placed his hands on your shoulders, steadying you so you didnât fall at the impact.Â
âfive star,â he sighed out, out of breath, âi donât know if mr. d told you but those pictures arenât me, i swear!âÂ
you had two optionsâ you could one, tell him that you knew it wasnât him and put him out of his misery or two, you could pretend to not believe him and make him sweat. luke looked like he was about to get on his knees and beg you to believe him. you wouldnât be surprised if he made a powerpoint presentation listing the reasons why it wasnât him in those pictures.Â
you pursed your lips, âi saw the pictures luke.âÂ
âand they werenât me!â he said, exasperated. his eyebrows knitted in anxiety, as he chewed on the nail of his thumb, âyou gotta believe me, babe. i donât know who that guy is but i can promise you itâs not me.âÂ
you tried not to swoon at the pet name that left his lips. âhow do i know that? you werenât home the night those pictures were taken.âÂ
âi know it looks bad, but look,â he ran a hand through his curls. âi finished the song the boys wrote and you can go listen to it right now, but then that night, i got caught up with a song idea about you and i stayed up all night to write it. you can listen to the demo right now if you want. you can listen to all the demos you want if that gets you to believe me. i think the recordings have timestamps too, so youâll see i was in there all nighââ
âdown, pretty boy,â you couldnât keep it up any longer. luke looked like he was two seconds away from bursting into tears and as much as you wanted to hear him yap, you didnât have it in your heart to drag it on. you chuckled, wrapping your arms around his neck. you pressed a soft kiss to his lips and he instantly relaxed at the feeling.Â
your lips moved in sync as his hands found your waist, pressing you closer to him. his tongue licked your bottom lip, asking for permission, which you gladly granted. it was the sound of clarisse and chris inside the cabin, tapping against the windows that pulled you and luke apart. you both turned to look at your friends who all had shit-eating grins on their faces.Â
travis and connor were behind the couple, shaking their heads, âget a fucking room, you heathens.âÂ
luke flipped them off and pressed a softer, more innocent kiss on your lips before you spoke. âi knew it wasnât you. just wanted to see you sweat a little bit.âÂ
âthat was mean,â he pouted, but he couldnât fight off the smile on his face. he always seemed to smile after he kissed you. it made you want to kiss him again, starting a never-ending chain of kisses that would surely lead the two of you to be unproductive for the rest of the day. âi was so scared, five star, you have no idea. the fucker looked so much like me.âÂ
you laughed, playing with the curls on the nape of his neck, âtrust me, i know. my heart dropped to my ass when i first saw them, but i knew it wasnât you.âÂ
âhowâd you know?âÂ
âthe rings,â you flushed, thinking about how crazy you must sound knowing these small details about him.
âshit, five star,â he whistled, surprised. there was a warmth in his chest that spread throughout the rest of his body at the idea of you paying attention to these things about him. ânothing can get past you, huh? i didnât even notice that.â
âyeah, at least you know not to sneak around behind me because iâll find out,â you teased, lacing your fingers together as you slowly made your way up the steps of the cabin. luke stood in his spot, pulling on your hand to get you to to turn around. you walked over to him, confused, âwhatâs up?âÂ
âyâknow i wouldnât think of doing that, right?â he asked, voice suddenly serious. âi would never do that to you.âÂ
your eyes softened as a wistful look appeared on your face. you kissed his cheeks, relishing in the feeling of luke wrapping his arms around your torso in a tight hug. you pressed your face into the crook of his neck, placing a feather-light kiss on his jugular, âyeah, yeah.âÂ
ââm serious,â he pulled away, holding your face in his hands. he was staring at you intently, making sure that you were hearing his words. you never gave him an indication that you didnât trust him, but luke knew that it was better to tell you these things straight up if he wanted to have a real relationship with you. he knew it takes a toll on the people he dates (not that heâs had any relationships like what he has with you) to see these bullshit stories online. if he was in your position, he knew the reassurance would help. luke placed a kiss on your forehead, âi wouldnât do anything to mess this up if i can help it, five star.â
you let out a forced laugh, awkwardly shifting in his grasp, âyeah, given that my dad controls your contract, i know you wouldnât.âÂ
luke frowned, ânot because of that.âÂ
âuh huh,â you said, feeling too vulnerable right now. you didnât know how to handle this situation, so you coped with humor, âhe likes you so donât worry, your contract extension is practically in the bag.âÂ
ây/n.âÂ
you tensed at lukeâs use of your real name. he never called you by your name. he always called you by the nickname he gave you when he first met you. five star. you knew luke wasnât in the mood to joke around. âluke, itâs fine.âÂ
âi donât want to pick a fight,â he sighed, playing with the hem of your shirt, âbut i just need to hear you say that you believe me when i say that. i wouldnât cheat on you or do anything to make you feel like i ever would.âÂ
your voice shook as you spoke, âwhat if youâre just saying that because itâs still summer and we see each other every day? whatâs gonna happen when iâm back in school and youâre out in the world traveling and living your rockstar life?âÂ
lukeâs heart broke at your words. did you really think that he would forget about all of this once september rolled around? as if you didnât consume his thoughts every day since he met you, as if he didnât count down the minutes until he got to see you again when he was forced to be away from you because he had things to do, as if he didnât have a sinking feeling in his stomach when you werenât next to him. he was starting to think you didnât understand just how deeply he felt about you even when you assured him that you did understand.Â
âiâm not gonna lie, long distance is gonna be hard,â he said, âbut we can figure it out. i know it.âÂ
âi never knew you were such an optimist, castellan.âÂ
luke laughed at that. if only you knew how many times he psyched himself out of making a move on you because of his own pessimism. it only changed recently, when he finally decided to say fuck it and go for it. âfor you? always. iâd be stupid not to be. youâre a good thing, five star.âÂ
luke fucking castellan. you pressed your head into his chest, feeling his rapid heartbeat against your face. he gave you a tight squeeze, placing a kiss on the crown of your head. he loved having you like this, all soft and cuddly with him like you didnât want to let him go. he should be scared at how quickly he was falling for you, how attached he already felt.Â
you kissed his lips again, pulling away with a smile, âso babe huh?âÂ
âbabe, baby, sweetheart,â he mumbled, leaning over to kiss you again. âanythinâ you want.â
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Joel Dealing with Wife: The Duck Dilemma
Joel x F!Reader
Summary: a day at a local farm festival is all fun and games... until it isn't for Joel.
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He thought the little farm festival with petting area was going to be a good idea.( Like a dumbass) all the way up until Sarah, sitting atop his shoulders, actually sees the little enclosed area and the happy baby goats and sheep and piglets getting cozy around other little kids. Then she starts squealing and pointing excitedly, kicking Joel's chest and tugging his hair to move faster.
He sets her down right outside. You slather the complimentary hand sanitizer foam all between her fingers and up her wrists, and then carefully do the "Listening" chant so she pays attention.
"Remember, 2 finger pet. Veeeery gentle. Watch before you touch. No hands near mouths. And they do NOT need your kisses. Okay baby?"
She nods heavily once, seemingly understanding it all.
Then, you release her into the wild.
You and Joel watch from outside the gate as Sarah carefully waddles to each one in her overalls and little boots. She pets them gently, but they seem more interested in other kids with sticky remnants of food still on their fingers and mouths. Sarah looks so dejected, crossing her hands and waiting patiently.
Like the hero that he is, Joel motions her over and hands her a milk bottle he had somehow bought when you werent paying attention. She eagerly takes it with a smile and walks back to the center.
"Babas! Get babas!" Sarah shouts, holding up the milk bottle. Immediately all the animals come rushing to her.
You panic for a moment that shes gonna be trampled and eaten. Instead she's laughing as they all lick her cheeks and tongues wag in favor of the bottle. She even takes turns with other kids to feed with the bottle and they pass around the affection. Once she finishes up, she skips back towards you.
You slather more handsanitzer on her and wipe her with your pack of wipes.
You go from each circle, learning about the new 2 week old piggies getting milk from momma, the boat of ducklings under their heating lamp, a surprisingly impressive show of a squirrel on a mini jet ski, until finally wearing out for the day and walking back to the car with more cotton candy than you'll ever eat in your lifetime.
He can feel the question coming a mile away from you.
"Joel, can we get baby goat."
"No."
"Baby sheep?"
"No."
"Baby...baby duck?"
He holds up Sarah to your face. "How about this baby. Take this one home."
"Oh right. I do love that one." You hoist her into your arms so she can sit on your hip.
Car is loaded, Sarah buckled in a little too happily, and you indulge in some sugary goodness.
On way hone you two hear a peep from the back.
"What was that Sarah?"
"Nufin!" She says quickly. You turn and see her casually tossing her legs and looking around the car, blowing air through her lips pretending to whistle as if bored. Shrugging, you turn back to the front.
But you hear some peeping again, and see through the mirror that Sarah is kissing an emerging little bill in her jacket that is moving of its own.
"Sarah, WHAT IS that."
The little duck pokes it's head out.
You gasp, covering your mouth. "Oh my god..."
Joel whips around and widens at the stowaway duckling nestled into her chest.
He looks between you and Sarah several times before landing his mark. "YOU!" He accuses with a pointed finger at your direction.
"ME??? I DIDNT TELL HER TO TAKE A DUCK!"
"YOU BEEN BEGGIN FOR ONE--"
" I WOULD NOT INCIRMINATE MY DAUGHTER INTO STEALING. Sarah we have to take that back."
"No! Mine!" She holds the flightless little thing defensively to her chest.
"No Sarah, not yours. She has to go with her mommy.
"Ok." She holds it out to you, "Here Mommy!"
"No not me Mommy. Her own Mommy. Duck Mommy. Although it's really... cute. And soft. Probably wanting some attention from a good family...."
"BUT!" Joel snaps, mostly at you.
"BUT we are still taking her back!"
She sniffles and rubs it's soft head against her puffy cheeks, saying goodbye to the duck as you guys go back to the farm.
"Are we raising a kleptomaniac?" You whisper to your fuming husband.
You all apologize profusely at the farm.
"It happens more often than you think," the caretaker laughs. As Joel loads Sarah back in her seat, the handler pulls you aside.
"We're actually not very well funded as we used to"
"Oh I'm so sorry. That's such a shame, this was such a great event and helps kids learn so much."
"Well the thing is.... we don't have the money or staff to continue caring for the ducks once they're a certain age. So if youre open to a donation..."
Joel checks his watch as Sarah clears her tears in the back. He looks at the rear view mirror and you're returning almost with a skip, pulling begind you a wagon.
"What the hell is--"
6 baby ducks quack happily at him.
"ABSOLUTELY NOT! WE RETURN ONE AND GET 6 MORE? HOW DOES THAT ADD UP! SHE DOES GET THIS STEALING FROM YOU!"
"please Joel please please please they need a home!!"
Sarah turns and reaches as far out her seat as possible to be able to see the bickering and cart, and she instantly squeals excitedly kicking her feet.
"You're REWARDING HER FOR STEALING"
"JOEL PLEASE! I never ask ANYTHING of you!"
Hes so bewildered by that statement alone, his jaw nearly snapping off and buring 6 feet under the ground.
He puts his hands on his hips ans taps his foot angrily. Between your teary eyes and clasped hands and checking on Sarah who had an equally powerful trembling pouty lips of begging, he has to take a deep breath to relieve the smoke billowing from his ears and nostrils.
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A smile on both your and Sarah's face and 6 happy ducks quacking away in the trunk.
"I love you," you say sweetly.
He grumbles unhappily but forces his hand in your lap to hold, scowling with a tight grip on the wheel all the way home.
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Notes: idc if nobody asks for it but i already have a pt 2 for this at the Miller Household
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I went and rewatched all the interviews and there is just no way those songs and the Milk t-shirt photo was not about Luke. Here are my thoughts about what happened, let me know what you think!
Also, yes, it's entirely delulu but...
*N/L had a casual situationship after filming S3, but eventually both want to be sure that their feelings weren't directly related to being in such close proximity for so long. N pulls away because she's not sure that what they felt was the real deal and wants space to figure that out. L (being someone who prefers being in a relationship, finds A). They have a casual situationship. A knows about N/L's situationship.
*In Nov/Dec A and L's situationship gets more serious so N realizes that perhaps it was what was supposed to happen and (since she is guarded and a little jaded about love) focuses on her career and the upcoming WT.
*The WT comes and BAM! those feelings between L/N are back again and they're full force and too hard to ignore.
*L/N have a discussion about their situation and things...happen. *L/N decide that once the WT ends, they're going to pursue a relationship, likely a serious one based on N's family's reaction to meeting L in Ireland (come on, no one responds like that to meeting a co-star!) and the ring N had custom-made, a ring (that looks to have hands with rings that L wears)! This isn't a subtle sign. This ring was custom-made and listed on Chupi's website as an engagement ring (which the engagement part was later removed...another interesting tidbit) and N liked AND favorited a TT (accidentally) that talks about this ring being an engagement ring!! Whether that's the case or not, I believe 100% that L bought her that ring. I also believe the plan was ALWAYS for them to come back to each other (not only because of the song choice she posted with the lyrics 'I'll wait for you') but the fact that N wore this ring in the 'in a relationship' status since the moment she received it. THAT is telling!
*A finds out that things between L/N have heated up and she's upset (Brazillian Bob haircut era) even though L likely attempted to end things with her multiple times, but she won't go away. She confronts L and threatens to go to the media about him wronging her. And since no one knows the BTS situation between L/N, this could make them both look very bad and affect their careers. So they play along and L promises to help A launch her career by continuing their situationship. L gives A conditions though - he doesn't want to be in any photos where it could look like they're a couple. He doesn't mind if there is the assumption they are together, because he is hoping to just ride this thing out and then make a clean cut from A. He will also not publicly claim her, as all of them know that L/N are end game. Because A is who she is (and seeks media attention) she agrees to these terms, but believes she can change L's mind. This is what we see in her taunting N because she's extremely jealous of her. This is also why we see papgate happen and L's comment (we won't let her ruin our night - imo this was to N about A). A (imo) made papgate happen to prolong their relationship and publicly claim L so that she could control the narrative. Which is why L looks so pissed in the photos. Now this prolongs the ability to cut things off cleanly because the entire world has seen A.
*We see some (most) of the fandom react negatively to the papgate situation, which left everyone confused as to why N was coming to L's defense on instagram (since the majority of us KNEW what we saw between the two of them was genuine) and this was a slap in the face to N to bring A to the premiere. But what we didn't know is that she came to his defense because she KNEW the plan all along and knew that A was trying to split them up and foil their plans to eventually be together.
*L/N discuss what happened and there are some hurt feelings and they disagree on how to handle the situation. And we see their frustration with N's SATC TT she posted and quickly deleted and their lack of sm likes/etc. between the two. I think there was a lot more going on BTS that we didn't know about during this timeframe. Maybe N decided to take a break from things because of what happened and because she's focusing on her career and this caused a rift between them. Or L is just biding his time with A while N turns the other way. Either way, they're not together this summer and L looks absolutely miserable with A. My guess is that papgate and A came between them temporarily (A's plan the whole time).
*But then we get Italy. At this point, L and A have been 'together' doing stuff (always shown in friend groups, never alone together) as part of their earlier agreement. A is pulling out all the stops to win L, but he's not responding. A is frustrated and things take a drastic turn in Italy.
*After Italy, we see L's whole friend group (A, S and R) all stop posting and go virtually quiet. We see N's french toast pic (maybe this is a nod to her cooking things for L or maybe she just wanted to post it. We don't know). But then we get the Scrabble pic with the 'HeyA' etc...we also see N post two songs in quick secession with the lyrics "it's nice to hear your voice again, it's been a long time..." If this was about JD, why would she post that? She's been hanging out with him on/off through out the entire summer. The other song is about opening herself up and the other person knowing N entirely. If that's not L, I don't know what would be. He's seen her about her most vulnerable. And THEN we get the Milk t-shirt photo. Which, imo, is a direct tie-back to references to Tomdaya. She knows that we know she follows them and has mentioned them in interviews. There would be no reason for her to post this (Johnny's charity for this was in June). She knew we'd connect the dots and imo, she was soft-launching L and preparing us for what was to come. And after going back through the interviews, there is just no way anyone could convince me that she fell head over heels with him (JD) after looking at L the way she did and wearing a ring (that she's mentioned is related to her time in Bton and has the ring fingers with L's rings!) in the relationship status since she's received it. Why would she use this ring to denote that she's in a relationship with anyone else? Wouldn't that be a little strange?
*But a lot is going on between L and A and his disentanglement from her and to distract from their situation, N starts posting other pics (notice how there are none of JD on her grid and JD mostly likes the ones of L and N together?)
*We see N go to a festival with friends. The paps claim she's with JD. I firmly believe that JD is a friend and nothing more. I say this for a few reasons - no one batted an eye when we saw N pop up around town with JD earlier this summer, she's typically private about her relationships, she has no pics of him on her grid (look at the tons she has of L) and there are questions about who JD's dated in the past. BUT, since this is convenient for both of them atp, N is going to run with it. This is the perfect opportunity to detract from what is really going on BTS. And this is exactly how N wants it until things are completely resolved with A. Meanwhile, L is laying low and dealing with the disentanglement (which may or may not involve legalities at this point). DM backtracks (not out of any favor to N) but maybe because she's received inside info and she's not being paid by A to build a narrative anymore (yes, that's entirely speculation).
IMO, we just have to wait a few and we'll see L and N come out as a couple.
Um I LOVE THIS LEVEL OF DELULU, TYYYY! â¤ď¸ď¸
I agree with a lot of this as well!
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Vines I think MC references regularly and when they use them:
"Welcome to bible study. We're all children of Jesus. Kumbaya my Lord." - Whenever demons do some fucked up shit.
"Wouldn't you like to know weather magic boy." - When Solomon asks them a question.
"What are those!?" - Whenever they see Mephistopheles, and no, they don't explain it.
"When will you learn that your actions have consequences?!" - When the brothers do something to piss them off and then act like MC should be chill with it.
"Look at all those chickens." - Whenever Mammon's crows roll up. (He gets defensive every time.)
"Can I PLEASE get a waffle?" - When Levi and Mammon get into a fight.
"Wtf is this allowed? Is this allowed?" - When Asmo starts whoring it up.
"He needs some milk!"- When Satan flips a lid.
"I'm a bad bitch you can't kill me." - When a demon could absolutely kill them.
"What's better than this? Guys being dudes." - At every one of Beel's Fangol game.
"You're not my dad! Ugly ass f*cking noodle head." - After Satan yells at Lucifer.
"So, no head?" - When Lucifer dismisses them.
"I want to see my little boy!" - After entering Purgatory Hall, looking for Luke.
"We have to get out of here. I can't. I feel unsafe." - If Solomon brings a dish he made.
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You're My Person
Pairing:Â Captain Syverson X OFC (1st person POV)
Word Count:Â 1139
Warnings:Â Domestic Fluff
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âOw! Motherfucker!â I rubbed my head where Iâd hit it on the kitchen cabinets. Yes, I hit my forehead on the eye-level kitchen cabinets. No, it unfortunately wasnât the first time. Yes, I did foresee it happening again.Â
The washing machine buzzed, giving me an excuse to escape the kitchen and leave behind the sink full of dirty dishes. If I didnât immediately hang the laundry on the line, I would definitely forget to do it until the next time I tried to start a load and found the washer full of moldy clothing.
When I came back in, nearly tripping over Aika who darted outside right as I opened the door, I found Sy leaning with one shoulder on the kitchen archway. Instinctively, I checked his feet to make sure he wasnât leaving dirty footprints on the freshly mopped floors.
âHey, did you want me to get you something before I start the dishes?â
It wasnât unusual for him to ask me to get him a drink when he came in with grease-covered hands. Having a mini-fridgeâor even a second full-sized fridgeâin the garage might be something to consider in the future. The extra freezer space would not go to waste with Syâs appetite resembling that of a starved animal.
âActually, I need ya to come downstairs with me.â
Confused, I set the empty basket on the table and followed without protest. I was expecting him to show me some new problem that would need to be fixed in the bathroom we were renovating, but instead he caught hold of my wrist and led me the opposite way towards our lounge area.
Sy pointed at a spot in the corner of the sectional couch where all my fluffy blankets were waiting.
âSit.â
He waited until I obeyed before pointing to a steaming mug of hot chocolate that I hadnât noticed was waiting for me on the table.
âDrink.â
Finally, he handed over the TV remote.
âWatch. No more work, no more chores, I donât want ya back upstairs until youâre singinâ about pineapples and not tellinâ the truth.â
âPineapples arenât in the theme song,â I corrected without thinking, taking the remote.
âBlueberries then.â
âThose arenât in the song either.â
To his credit, Sy fixed me with a sharp look but kept the annoyance out of his tone. âYouâre doinâ it again.â
I was. Iâd been picking fights over the most insignificant things all dayâsometimes even with inanimate objects. In my defense though, carefully clearing the jammed paper didnât keep the printer from eating more pages but threatening to throw it off the roof sure as hell seemed to finally make it run smoothly.
With a sigh, I let my head drop on the back of the couch. âYouâre right, Iâm sorry. Thank you for all this. You can go back to what you were doing.â
Making myself comfortable with one blanket around my shoulders and another over my lapâa necessity even at the height of summer since the whole house was on Sy temperatureâI picked up the hot chocolate from the table. I gently blew on the hot milk before taking a small sip. Sy had made it just how I like it with lots of cocoa, sugar and a tiny pinch of salt instead of the pre-made mix.Â
âWhatâs wrong?â I asked when I noticed Sy hadnât moved. He stood in the same spot, arms crossed over his chest and frowning at the ground.
âNothinâ,â Sy scratched his scruffy cheek before putting his hands in his pockets, âIâm just realizinâ I have no clue what your favorite show is even about.â
Sy wasnât really the binge-watching type. Actually, he wasnât really the watching type period. Occasionally he would hear about a new show or movie that he specifically wanted to watch but other than that he normally did his own thing when I watched my shows. That was why we had our main living room upstairs and a movie area downstairs.
âIâve explained it before, havenât I?â I took another sip of my hot chocolate, humming in satisfaction.
âSort of,â he shrugged. âYou said it was a guy pretendinâ to be a psychic but I never understood why the boxset had a pineapple on it.â
âThe lead actor ad-libbed a line with a random prop pineapple in the pilot and the showrunners ran with it. The blueberry is from a line in the second season and it refers to their little blue hatchback.â
There were numerous magnets on the fridge with silly quotes from the show or fanart which was how Sy knew about the fruity references but not the actual plot of the show. I also had a habit of humming the theme song around the house when I was feeling particularly perky.
âHuh.â There was another moment of silence before Sy seemed to shake off whatever thoughts were going through his head. âYou need me to put a DVD in for ya?â
âNo, I think Iâll stream it while itâs available. That way I donât need to get out of my blanket burrito to change seasons.â
With a nod, Sy kissed the top of my head and left me to pick out an episode. I didnât really know which one to watch so I found a number generator on my phone and had it pick one for me. I wasnât currently doing a rewatch so there was no reason to follow any particular order.
To my surprise, Sy returned with snacks and a beer right as I prepared to press play. He had swapped out of his work clothes for a pair of grey sweats and an old army shirt.
âI thought you had stuff you wanted to finish in the garage?â
He dropped by my side with a groan. âChanginâ the breaks can wait until next weekend. Iâll sit with you for the eveninâ and take care of the rest of the chores tomorrow.â
âWhat about supper?â
âFood will be here in an hour.â One large arm wrapped around my shoulders, pulling me into his side. âNow, what do I gotta know before we start?â
Nervous energy passed through me and I had to actively try to contain my excitement.
âThereâs nothing specific to know for this episode but in general? We never skip the opening or ending credits, I will sing them every time and if you see the hidden pineapple you have to point it out.â
That seemed to pique Syâs interest. If anything, it would give him something to focus on if he got bored halfway through which I really hoped wouldnât happen. He set a bowl of popcorn on his lap and nodded for me to start the episode. Smiling to myself, I sank deeper into his side and leaned my head on Syâs shoulder.
I was feeling better already.
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