#in my defense if they’re bothered they’re welcome to cry into their multimillion dollar contracts about it

[gaysidneycrosby]

occasionally i reflect on what nhl player will be the first to publicly come out (sorry luke prokop i love and respect you but on account of not having played an NHL game you do not count for the purposes of this post). i take a strong sidney crosby is gay for real stance but he would also NEVER come out publicly in a million years i feel that man would rather die than voluntarily reveal information about his personal life to the public