#in case you don’t know this is parody of the rachel hollis downfall speech. which i have trabscribed word for word into the note app.

[jeezypetes]

In a tumblr post I mentioned there’s this spider that lives behind my toilet and eats any little bugs that try to hang out behind my toilet. Shes my, my toilet spider. She eats bugs. Someone commented and said, you are privileged AF. And i was like, you’re right! I am super freaking privileged. But also? I worked my ass off to have the money to have a spider that lives behind my toilet. And I told her that, and she said, Well, you’re unrelatable. *fake gasp* what is it about me that made you think I wanna be relatable? No, sis. Literally everything I do in my life is to live a life that most people can’t relate to. Most people won’t work this hard. Most people won’t get up at 4am. Most people won’t fail, publicly, again and again, just to reach the top of the mountain. Literally every woman i admire in history was unrelatable. If my life is relatable to most people, I’m doing it wrong.