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professorcalculusstanaccount · 1 year ago

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I remember discussing Tintin casting choices with a friend from Germany and remarked how it was odd he often has an English accent in adaptations rather than a Belgian one, and my friend just replied "that's because Tintin gives incredibly strong English boy energy (derogatory)"

Here in the UK there's a lot of weird classism tied into accents. Today accent diversity and representation in broadcasting is actively pursued but in Tintin's time there certainly was a preferred accent to have.

imagine this exchange happens between pages 28-29 in The Crab with the Golden Claws

#tintin #adventures of tintin #comic #captain haddock #archibald haddock #snowy #milou #fanart #the crab with the golden claws #i remember tintin crafting a trumpet to communicate with an elephant #and he remarks he must get the accent correct #very odd scenario but it shows he would be a stickler for that sort of thing #i also have to say accents do not indicate how smart someone is #a lot of pundits use an english accent to sound more credible #but i have to say there are a lot of fucking idiots here #me included #thank you 2011 film for validating my scottish haddock headcanon #any french speakers who have read to this point i wonder what your hcs are for his french speaking accent

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alternativeulster · 1 year ago

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dont let anyone ever tell you the doctor who tv movie (1996) sucks. this is literally the best scene in all 60 years of doctor who

#eight is a creature who just does literally the first thing that crosses his mind in any scenario and you HAVE to like him #he dresses like oscar wilde he's a lesbian he has 97 mental illnesses he's banned from most public spaces #doctor who #dw #doctor who 1996 #paul mcgann #eighth doctor #8th doctor #all timer

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poopystain · 8 months ago

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hmm hi

#im running out of scenarios to draw this flower in .#sorry if any of it looks weird im too sleepy to put a ton of effort into this one #flowey #flowey the flower #toriel #undertale #my art

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inkskinned · 4 months ago

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you know, you know. no gods, no masters, no kings on pedestals. everyone is fallible. death of the author. you know! you are balanced about your intake of media - you allow the wiggle room, the grace, the gratitude, the skepticism. nobody above criticism.

but still. a weird gut-punch feeling, something akin to betrayal. you read the article. surprise! an author you love is actually: a serial fucking predator.

well, shit. what now. no, you knew he was a person (all people are), but now you're wondering - what have i overlooked by accident? what messages have i internalized that are strange and cruel? and also, like, what the fuck?

his actions lay a thick glaze on top of everything. like each place is now ruined, opaque in a new way. but okay, fine, you've done this before. you knew better, right? you've been betrayed by many a cherished childhood author.

still, this stickiness. fuck. can you pick up that book again. will you read it to your children. you've recommended it to others - will you ever do that again? and of course, of course, no parasocial relationships. you were theoretically above this kind of sentiment. but the artist informs the art, right.

so it's not something as clear-cut as feeling he owed you, specifically (a stranger) better behavior - just that you kind of, in a distant and odd way... sort of trusted him to do better. it's not like a real trust or something speakable, just the faint hope that the product (good books) was a thin representation of the soul. now it feels like the product (good? books?) was a mask. in some small or insignificant way, your previous support of this person lent them power. your money and your time and your laughter.

and the thing is - you have this terrible, echoing sensation. how many times will this happen? over and over. you find out that the singer you love is actually a predator. you learn over drinks that your favorite high school english teacher is in jail for what he did to her. you listen to the news idly and suddenly discover that a woman you used to idolize has been abusing her kids for an actual eon.

what can you touch without the static melting off. you can't even really complain about it too much (you were supposed to know better, and besides, you don't want the same re-split "it's not your fault, love what you love" basic advice), but now it's here. somehow, it feels like - you let him into your life.

it's not that things need to be pure or an artist has to be like, endlessly perfect, mindful. demure. it's more just this terrible truth that has been replayed through your veins so often it feels criminally vain. power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely. did you want any one person to be worth that power?

it's just that he wrote books where he seemed to understand that. he seemed to know about hierarchies and unfair systems and bigotry and privilege. you thought they were books about what it means to struggle. you thought they were about having power and still using it for good rather than for control. he spooned you a narrative of being a good guy, a kind soul. you fucking bought what that fucking monster sold.

maybe that's why they were fantasies, after all.

#spilled ink #warm up #oh im .... sick to my stomach.#i talked to him. like ....... we talked. that man interacted with my poetry and writing.#that article.... gutwrenching. i am so sorry to everyone he's ever even been in the room with.#i feel.... like... unbearably. sick.#he acted like he was cool and friends with me!! we were cool internet writers together!!!!!#i feel sick for even having been polite to him.#i ...... am experiencing something so fucking complicated.#i wonder how many of u are feeling that too. like ''oh i sent him an ask and he was funny and sweet''#THATS HOW THEY GET U. ..... and YES I KNOW!!!#i am so fucking well-read about parasocial relationships. it would just be nice to like. trust that someone ISNT #hiding a huge fucking background of BEING A COMPLETE MONSTER. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK.#by the way i am not part of a fandom. this is “what the fuck i accidentally supported a rapist” not #“but my showww”. like i care far more about like. the human cost.#but also like... people are people. idk i saw a take on here about how nobody should mourn the books #and idk. people almost always reply to any scenario with their personal experience first -#''i knew him'' or ''wow i was just at that store'' or ''i grew up there'' or whatever. because that is how we establish connection &#emotional weight. that's just... a person thing. and there is a difference between 'oh this guy is a monster'' & the feeling of:#he's been a monster and i SUPPORTED THAT. i CELEBRATED him. i !!! a fucking victim myself!!!!!!!!! SUPPORTED . HIM.#i am sick. i feel so much pain for her and everyone he's ever hurt. saying ''the books are ruined'' is i think ... like how people say #they're shocked and disgusted by him. (obviously there's nuance here. im sure there's some creep doin it wrong. but u know. in general)#idk..... im an author. i understand my work is in your life in whatever small way. i understand that connection. it's real.

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stump-not-found · 3 months ago

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Second or Third Contact

part 1 / part 2 / part 3 / part 4

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what base is this

#gravity falls #billford #bill cipher #stanford pines #the book of bill #stump art #comic #gf second or third contact #stanford pines champion of not tasting strange fluids #doesn't drink blood . you have no evidence #bro goes tongue first into any and all scenarios

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buntanteen · 8 days ago

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svt fic recs list <3 - svt 10 year anniversary: scoups - sfw & nsfw

summary: 10 sfw & 10 nsfw choi seungcheol/scoups reader insert fics :)

contains: 18+ nsfw (mdni!!) majority is afab reader

✩ svt writing & fic rec masterlist ✩

✩ sfw section ✩

1. ❥ seungcheol x fanbase!reader [1] | [2]- @xinganhao

obsesssssssssssssseeeddd with how continuously down bad he is (dude, this your team's fansite jkfofkgjndgdb)

2. ❥ cherry on top masterlist - @xinganhao

mafia cheol being a lil idiot is taking me outtttttttttttt (another xinganhao masterpiece of a series and it isn't even finished yet)

3. ❥ double kisses - @suhsweet

this fucking broke me into many fragments only to put me back together :,) the kiss thing is so creative i love it

4. ❥ just one more (i swear) - @nerdycheol

BRO ONE MORE KISS PLS I BEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

5. ❥ jealousy prompt: "they did that on purpose" + "i'm going to scream." - @studioeisa

dear god pls never save this poor boy from jealousy HE'S TOO CUTE WHEN HE'S JEALOUS HEHE

6. ❥ dating seungcheol feels like.. - @ssentimentals

having each others' backs??? being spoiled?!!! WHAT MORE COULD U WANT!?!!

7. ❥ boyfriend! scoups texts - @cheoliedollie

the pet names?!?!? the way he treats reader so well???!?!? *fucking faints*

8. ❥ seungcheol bf texts - @odxrilove

*giggling and twirling my hair* BOY IS RICHHH AND THOUGHTFULLLL~ and reader is so silly with how she expresses her attraction to coups....i fuck with it (asking for photocards & albums is SOOOOOOOOO real jdkfgd)

9. ❥ [11:18 pm] - @cxffecoupx

i'd sob if someone knew me this well omfggggggg

10. ❥ dating seungcheol includes… - @svtswhorehouse

"sugar daddy or boyfriend? (the answer is both)" THAT'S SO REALLLL. he's out here to make sure you feel safe, secure and spoiled. you're never not gonna feel loved if you have coups in your life :,)

✩ nsfw section ✩

1. ❥ spanking - @cheol-e-kat

oh to be a slutty lil college girl and have a slightly scandolous with older man (seungcheol, it can only be seungcheol lbr) (this is also a series)

2. ❥ best friend's roommate - @hoshifighting

PLS PLS PLS PLS PLSSSSSS LET ME SEE HIM LIKE THISAND LIKE HIM DO ME LIKE THAT

3. ❥ distraction - @woninggg

omfg i- *falls onto the floor* bRUH THIS IS SO FDJKGDBKGJFDG

4. ❥ older bf! seungcheol x college student! reader - @cherriicou

seungcheol is the only older man i'd let fuck me fr fr. i aspire to have a man like him obsessed with me teehee

5. ❥ dripping - @thirteenheavens

holy shit this flustered me so much omfggg. oh, to be filled over and over again by coups ejrkbkjdfb

6. ❥ exes and oh’s - @toruro

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH THE TEAAA THE STORYLINEEEE I'M INVESTEDDDD IN THIS EMOTIONAL JOUNEYY

7. ❥ “put a baby in me” - @pochaccoups

four kids? a football team worth of kids? whatever you want cheol, i'll give it to you heh

8. ❥ Secretary x Boss's son - @hoshifighting

the secretary x boss's son relationship??? THE NOONA RELATIONSHIP?? OMGGGG HE'S DOWN BAD

9. ❥ aventus creed - @studioeisa

i've smelt aventus creed and omg i would NOTTTT mind smelling it on myself after....y'know jksfgdkj

10. ❥ anal w/ cheol - @svtswhorehouse

he's SOOOO dirty in this ARHGHFDJKB (ass guy cheol is so real)

bun note: welcome to the first post of my first buntanteen fic rec event: svt 10 year anniversary!!! thank you scoups for being one of the coolest and more dedicated leaders everrrrr~ i hope everyone enjoys these and is excited fort he comeback/10 years album!!! take care of yourselves and eat some tonkatsuuuuuuuu~

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factual-fantasy · 2 months ago

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After making this post with Bulkhead and Wheeljack, I wanted to try drawing the bots in my colored line art style in hopes the characters would pop a bit more.

Some hours later and this piece is finally done! I personally think the colored lines were a success! But MAN did this take a long time to draw.😩I will either have to just be extra patient when drawing the bots, or will have to start testing out those simplified redesigns ideas I have floating around 😅

#this was also good posing/body type practice for Ratchet :)👍#transformers prime #tfp ratchet #tfp raf #idk if there's any particular scenario behind this #I just like the idea that Ratchet is all “lets send the kids to Tokyo forever I don't like them blah blah blah”#But if any of them so much as SNIFFLED he would immediately offer his hand for them to hold and wipe their tears on 🥺#Ratchet cannot convince me that his spark isn't full of nothing but love and care for those children

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dovewingkinnie · 3 months ago

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i wonder where yarnaby was when the doctor got ... yknow

#also not rlly a final human design for him it’s pretty basic #i like the face censoring but i could work on his hair better #i did want to make an AU where yarnaby protects the doctor from being turned into a brain #(even though i dont think he deserves any protection from my beloved ..)#would be an interesting scenario #poppy playtime chapter 4 #poppy playtime #yarnaby #dr sawyer

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gabelew · 7 days ago

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when ur crush shows u a cool bug

#sidon #sidlink #loz #botw #totk #sidon would be twirling his hair if he had any #haha and then what :)#(he doesn't care about the bug sorry)#no man is perfect yknow #drawing sidlink more like #making up 533454 contrived scenarios in which they are physically capable of establishing eye contact

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ciderjacks · 10 months ago

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despite Laios low self esteem making him think that if he’d been eaten, Chilchuck and Marcille wouldn’t have helped Falin,

theres a small part of me that thinks the reason Chilchuck stayed with the party and went back in the dungeon in the first place was because he didn’t want to leave Laios alone. That Laios was moreso the reason he stayed.

#dungeon meshi #chilaios #OK SORRY. THE DEMONS. I REALLY DID NOT WANT TO LIKE THIS PAIRING. I DIDNT. BUT. HHH. FHFHJFJV. I FEEL CRAZY. LET ME EXPLAIN.#Pre canon it seems Laios is the person Chilchuck is really the closest to #He gets along with Namari and they are probably way better as buddies than he and Laios but #He and Laios seem *closer*#If that makes sense #Laios calls him his first name enough and without any issue or hesitation from Chilchuck #That I sort of inagine its not like. A misunderstanding. Laios is on a first name basis with him for a reason.#He also worries probably more than anyone about Laios #And his biggest criticism of him is that hes “reckless”#he’s comfortable around Laios in a very specific way and so is Laios around him #and in the series he shows many times that he’ll risk his life to protect Laios #Like staying with him to confront the elves because he was worried Laios would say something stupid #Hes the first one to run up to him when Falin punches him #I mean I think he was also going back for Falin like its not like I think he doesn’t care about her or anything #He clearly does #But I don’t know if he’d have gone back if Laios hadn’t #And if Laios had been eaten I think he wouldn’t have even had to be convinced by Falin #I also think Marcille would’ve gone back for him but probably more bc Falin was going back #Like sort of a reversed thing #AGAIN not that I don’t think she cared about Laios at the beginning either #But she before the story she was mostly Falin’s friend who knew Laios through Falin #She only really got to know him when Falin got eaten and they had to do a team building exercise #Though now I sort of want to see an actually reversed scenario #Bc we also know that Chilchuck is sort of uncomfortable around Falin (said in relationship chart)#So I would love to see them be forced into a team building exercise to find a person they both love the way Laios and Marcille were

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kkoffin · 4 months ago

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by the way if men seriously “can’t help it” and “can’t stop himself” from sex offending in literally any scenario, he should be put down like an uncontrollable animal

#literally any scenario. i mean that.#radblr #radical feminism #radical feminist community

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whump-in-the-closet · 2 months ago

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The light fades from a characters eyes in five stages

Denial. This isn’t real. You want me on my knees? I mean, if you ask nicely.

No, I’m not apologizing, I didn’t do anything wrong—

Forced to their knees anyway.

Anger. Snapping at the hands that tie them down.

Resist. Resist. Resist. This isn’t right.

Blood on the floor, iron-bitter blood in their mouth, knocked to the floor. Up again. Back down.

Fuck you, you’d have to kill me to shut me up—

Bargaining. If I lick your boots will you give me my clothes back?

If I stay still, can I please sleep tonight?

Please?

They just have to stay strong. Stay alive. Until their friends come.

— god, that’s too far— you can’t make me— anything else? I’ll do anything—

Funny, they thought they had a say in their choices.

Depression.

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They aren’t coming

….

No more screaming.

The guards realize they can get away with a lot more when they’re dealing with the quiet prisoner.

Doesn’t matter.

Acceptance. Whatever you say. Sir.

They never had a choice to begin with. Fated to fall from the moment it started. The only thing they could control was how long it took.

It took a while.

But now?

Yes, sir. Immediate.

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apollos-boyfriend · 2 years ago

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i'm a firm believer that there's nothing funnier than professional minecraft players who Only know their very specific niche, so the second they try to do anything outside of said niche they're fucked. there's nothing more entertaining than watching a speedrunner who knows every little mechanic on how to optimize beating the game struggle to craft a fence. or watching a builder whose constructed cities bigger than real-life countries figure out they can equip shields in their offhand for extra protection. genuinely peak comedy

#icarus speaks #i think it's so funny. you think they're experts and. in their defense. they Are #but only in their very niche areas. in any other scenario they're fucked #it also just. shows how expansive minecraft is #you can play for YEARS and not know half the game #bc there's so much to do in your niche

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chloesimaginationthings · 11 months ago

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