#in Nando Dark Lord I trust

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Source: Mario Renzi on Instagram

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ok i'm home, so a quick summary: Lewis and Nico are also padawans, and Jenson is a smuggler.

During some fight in an ice planet, Seb and Kimi get separated from the others while fighting, and the ice cracks under Kimi's feet and he falls down to some deep ice cavern. Seb jumps in because hero reflexes (or maybe bc he wants to fight more and you're not getting away this easily, Sith!)

Of course this will turn into a bonding experience and trust exercise. You have to work together to not die frozen, after all. Need to share body heat and stuff. Unmask that Sith, etc. By the time they make it out, there's respect and something else there.

And so they turn a blind eye to each other during their missions. Seb won't mention having seen Kimi to his Jedi Master Schumacher, and Kimi won't mention the odd bond he has with Seb to Sith Lord Hakkinen.

Eventually Nico turns to the dark side and Lewis and Jenson have to work together (plus Seb!) to bring him back. Will they succeed? That's up to you, bc I have tunnel vision for Simi.

All I know is Seb gets badly hurt during that fight, and as he's trying to get to some control room he comes across Fernando (also a Sith apprentice, his Master is Briatore) and Kimi. Fernando and Seb fight, with Nando having the upper hand (iykyk), and just as he's about to finish Seb, someone strikes him in the back! Betrayal!!!

Obviously it was Kimi, who carries Seb in his arms to one of the escape pods. He gets in with him and they're never seen again.

Some time later Jenson gets two unknown customers near that Sector. Wonder who they are.... probably just a couple of nobodies with a farm.

ghhh Simi Star Wars AU where Seb is a Padawan and Kimi is a Sith apprentice and they both betray their Orders for each other

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2022 F1 Drivers as Lesser-Known Animal Crossing Villagers, Part 1

I’ve decided to be the fun and silly I want to see on the dash (rather than frickin’ bodyshaming and fandom meltdowns), AND I wasn’t going to be able to do any real work until I got this idea out of my head, so this is my offering to F1blr today. Basically all I’ve been doing on my vacation is reading up on F1 and playing Animal Crossing New Horizons (thanks but no thanks omicron variant), might as well smash two great tastes together.

I made these with MS Paint and my weirdo brain, you’ve been warned <3. Took my a shocking amount of time to assign characters to drivers, given that I wanted to avoid all the obvious ACNH faves, so I’m just posting a few today - trust me tho, I’ve got most of the grid figured out and I'll post more parts as I'm feelin' it.

This is the pairing that set me on this dark path. Look at Beardo - that bear is a FATHER and you won’t convince me otherwise. Dare I say he’s also a daddy? I can see certain parts of the fandom coming this way with torches and pitchforks, so I gotta bounce, but if you know, you know.

Sometimes, when you’re #blessed with strong brows, they can make you look a little grumpy and angry when you’re just thinking about what you’re gonna eat for dinner after work. Buck looks like he’s permanently ticked off, but behind those brows is a whole sweetie who’s a big nerd. And boi if that ain’t Lance too (although let’s be real, sometimes Lance is just ticked off lol).

Roscoe is both kinda scary and uhhh a little babely for a cartoon animal - I hate that I think this, and if it weren’t raining and 44F right now, I'd run outside and throw myself down on the sidewalk about it. But here we are, and I once again blame the virus. Black Mercedes Race Suit George gives me the same vibes all around - I hate than I find this attractive, but I can’t deny it.

Charles is a man who isn’t afraid to accessorize (perhaps he should be more afraid, but lord knows I’m not one to judge), and while I could have sworn I saw a picture once of Chal wearing basically the same type of scarf Cranston is rocking (if anyone knows the one I mean, PLEASE let me know), this pic Carlos took of him all bundled up on the plane is actually pretty perf. Plus Cranston’s goal is to be a CEO - he wants to get to the top of the game (unseating Tom Nook, perhaps?) as much as Charles does!

So this one might seem a little out of left field, but hear me out - Gruff is a cranky old man goat who lives in a diner/garage, plays the drums, and wears an "old school" jacket around. He'll happily wear absolutely anything you give him, though, including ladder shades and oversized hoodies. Despite being a cranky villager, he's almost always in a sunny mood. Plus look at the eyelashes game - I know I'm jealous. Anyway, long story short, I vibe-checked Nando and the test came back positive for Gruff, the most How Do You Do Fellow Kids villager.

And finally, a bonus frenemy for Part 1 - Renée seems like kind of a stuck up c-word, but she's actually extremely cool. Always willing to welcome you to the scene with a "yo yo yo!" and a lil wave. Loves to reminisce about the good old days (when she'd hang out in a vacant lot apparently?). Honestly, Nico is way more cringe these days than I think Renée is capable of, but I really feel in my gut that there's some strong similarities (particularly re: nostalgia).