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Totempulse Idea Dump 2: Tango Abuses his Admin Rights
(Disclaimer: i have not watched tango and i do not know how in character this is. feel free to correct me if im wrong)
- timeline: post wall-flight, pre hcbbs.
- team zit hanging out at impulses base, doing some redstone. probably impulses latest farm.
- the subject of totemification is brought up. Tango then remembers hes an admin. He decides to look through impulses code to see how it works.
- code function tangent! Basically, totemification is controlled by one variable, which increments by a random amount each time a totem is used. This random amount gets added to by some number dependent on the total amount of totems used so far.
- this variable (totemEffect) is used to determine several others, including fireResist, damageResist, ageSlow, and totemSideEffect.
- there is a point where damageResist is 100%. At this point, nothing can activate more totems, since you resist all damage. However, this isnt the maximum value of totemEffect. This is because of the random increase.
- a safety net exists, which contains data for effects past the 100% mark. This exists to prevent overflow errors, as otherwise a totem could skip over the 100% mark entirely and glitch the player.
- this safety net, for some reason, contains higher ageSlow and totemSideEffect variables than what is normally obtainable.
- 100% point side effects: completely gold-looking skin/hair, solid emerald green eyes, golden wings capable of flight, a cloud of totem particles similar to an endermans particle cloud. you also become a few inches shorter. 100% immunity to all non-void damage, obviously. very slow aging.
- max value side effects: same as above, but more particles and you are tiny. same size as a totem. you also do not age at all.
- ok now back to the plot! Tango finds out all these things about the totemification code. While thinking about it, he accidentally types in the 100% mark, which overwrites the current totemification variable.
- tango then realizes "fuck, i typed that, didnt i. what did i do" *looks at impulse* *falls over laughing*
- impulse is very confused until he looks down and realizes hes gold. now hes like "oh no TANGO WHAT DID YOU DO"
- what is zedaph doing? idk but hes noticing this as well. probably taking it better than impulse is.
- tango finally calms down and starts to explain.
- "so the good news is, you're invincible now!" "and the bad news is, im made of gold?" "uhh, and the weird news is, you have wings!" "i have WHAT?" (tango/impulse/zedaph/impulse again)
- impulse trying to fly! hes not very good and tango bullies him about it (in a friendly way).
- zedaph tries to get impulse to do experiments again now that hes even more totemificated
- then he realizes this isnt an impulse only thing and that he could probably totemificate himself
- for science of course! he probably asks tango to alter his code too. tango begrudgingly agrees, knowing that if he doesnt then zedaph can and will totemificate himself in deadlier ways.
- a nice afternoon of code fuckery and totemification testing. thankfully xisuma isnt currently on the server because this probably isnt allowed.
- eventually, someone decides to see what the extra side effects are. tango goes back in impulses code and maxes out totemification. they get a tinypulse.
- he is probably a bit upset about this. how do you do redstone when you are tiny.
- however, this is the time xisuma happens to log back on. if they keep messing with the code they will be found out and they do not want to be found out.
- tango, a heavily totemificated zedaph (up to the point where he gets wings, he was experimenting with the totemification flight), and a very small impulse have to hide their crimes from a slightly suspicious xisuma.
- impulse also has to deal with being so fucking small. its hard to work on his farms at this size! at least he can fly.
#totempulse au#hermitcraft au#hermitcraft#hermitblr#team ZIT#impulsesv#tangotek#zedaph#is the code explanation accurate to how code actually works? idk im not an expert programmer#ive taken tech classes so i have a rough idea of what im doing though#so it definitely holds up to an amateur!#would anyone actually make code that way? no idea but it made sense to me#anyways i think this could make a great fanfic if i could actually write dialogue#impulse is just tiny now! tinypulse rights#xisuma will probably not be happy when he finds out theyve been messing with the code#if he finds out#inspired by that one person who said in the tags of the original totempulse post#that overuse might turn him into a totem#turns out it does! just a living one#and not really reachable unless you go into the code#i refuse to put too much angst in my fun cool powers au#you will get a tinypulse and you will like it#please dont let this flop
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Tiny impulse lost in the nether- a totempulse au concept by @shadeswift99
- timeline: after the code fuckery. before they discover the void thing.
- Tango has been having problems with the code, so team zit decides to take a break and do a stress relief activity! Something they can all do together, even though Impulse is tiny.
- they decide to go blasting for netherite. Impulse being totemificated even helps with this, since he can explode the beds without taking any damage
- they have to go pretty far out to find a place that hasnt been mined out yet, so they bring a lodestone compass to help find their way back.
- Tango is the one chosen to carry the compass. This might have been a mistake.
- they get the netherite just fine! but on the way back, standing on a ledge they thought was safe, a ghast spits a fireball at them, breaking the netherrack they stood on and plunging them into the lava.
- Impulse and Zedaph, being totemificated and therefore fire resistant, survive. Tango does not. And Tango had the compass.
- Zedaphs wings also got a little messed up by the blast. He'll heal, but he cant fly right now.
- Now Impulse and Zedaph are lost in the nether. Its especially bad for Impulse, who is tiny. Everything is so much scarier when you are small.
- they find each other in the lava, and since it isnt hurting them, they just kind of chill there for a bit waiting for Zed's wings to heal.
- they are scared and lost and missing Tango, but at least they have each other.
- talking to distract from the pain. and the panic. and the general bad times theyre having right now.
- tiny Impulse trying to comfort Zed by wrapping his wings around him, but he's just so small and can't reach.
- he eventually settles for hugging Zed's hand instead. then he figures out he can hug hin twice at once, one with his arms and another with his wings. Thats really what they both need right now.
- they get back to the overworld eventually. and now impulse can hug tango and zed at the same time!
- hes not big enough for group hugs anymore but he can hug Tango with his arms and Zed with his wings and thats enough.
- before you go, please take this tinypulse doublehug.
#totempulse au#hermitcraft#hermitcraft au#hermitblr#impulsesv#zedaph#tango tek#this was going to be all full of angst#but then... tinypulse doublehug#theres still lots of angst with them being. yknow. lost in the nether.#its very scary and the size difference is pretty disorienting#and zed isnt exactly known for his navigation skills#so they are very lost#whose idea was it to give the compass to the only one who ISNT immune to lava?#all credit to shade! this came from our discussions on the hchc discord#originally zed died in the lava too but then i remembered at that level of totemification#he would be immune to fire and lava#so he got living rights and we got some comfort out of the angst
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