#imptrovert

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@imptrovert​ said:  "Yesterday was the worst." (Here, take a blushing imp, Beelz.)

Now this was a curious sight. Beelzebub could not recall she had ever seen the imp so flustered before. “Something the matter, dear? What happened yesterday?” The sin inquired, raising a brow.

[king-of-wrath]

Meek was used to running around like a chicken with their head cut off at this point. But did that make it any easier? Of course not - the harder they worked, the more work was piled onto them as a result. They'd just had to pull their first all-nighter yesterday just to get all of this paperwork filled out and it showed in the dark circles rimming their eyes. They were exhausted and in no state to head to work but they were definitely in no state to drive, so walking it was. (imptrovert)

@imptrovert

Meanwhile, Satan sat himself down to eat. He could always order food to his home in Wrath, but he was in the neighborhood and he wasn't about to wait for delivery. Unfortunately, his sheer bulk made it so his "seat" was a small building and his "bag lunch" came in the form of a pickup truck. Completely oblivious to the Hell around him, he started to dig-in.

But several pounds of fries slipped between his fingertips and fell to the sidewalk below. Hopefully, nobody was directly beneath him.

[the-smallest-star]

Anonymous asked:

"What happened here?" (for Clem) ( @imptrovert​ )

“Jerk nearly ran me over so I popped his tyre.” Clem explained, tucking the knife back into her pocket now the deed was done, “You should probably scram before they get back.”

[hazbinxdisaster]

ask memes || accepting

@imptrovert​ asked: [ STUDY ] (imptrovert) (surprise me!)

[ STUDY ] :  for  your  muse  to  join  mine  to  study / read  

“HEY, MIND IF I SIT HERE?” The hellhound has a pile of books in her hands, and her tail wags behind her as she observes the imp. The titles of the books ranged from a cookbook, a classic novel, and a book detailing the history of hellish events. 

[ozmodeus]

imptrovert asked:

"I think there's been some mistake." 

“No no no you little dew dropper. I don’t believe there has been, from what i’ve been told you and your shut in shenanigans have cost me a little bit of dough, ya dig-- so I tell yous what.”

“But my cliental, mmm mmm, they do love the fad of small imps-- so let me tells you whats going to happen. Just one weekend of putting your nose to the grind, and you’re off scott free? ya dig?”

[lcftcult]

@imptrovert  ||  x

“Yeah.. sorry” Black Star murmured, a hand moving to the back of her head to awkwardly scratch at it.  She hoped to have cheered up her friend, but it seemed like Meek’s mood couldn’t be swayed.  Although they turned away from her, Black Star took a couple steps to follow after them.  “I.. I get where you’re com’ing from, Meek” she mutters, lowering her arm from behind her head, to behind her back.

“It was l-like that for me when I.. f-first got down here.  I still struggle a lot.  But ah.. if it means anything, I think.. h-having a friend helps?”  The cat sinner offered with a small, sheepish smile.

[spxcemuses]

imptrovert​:​

Meek noticeably tensed up upon being grabbed. “I would appreciate it if you would let me go.” Their voice was stiff and awkward and they turned their head away from him. “But to answer your question, my boss ordered me to come here to ‘find inspiration,’ whatever the hell that means. Like I can find something to write about when sex is the only thing on everyone’s minds-” They shuddered, swallowing the urge to gag. “It’s one thing to read novels about it or see art of it, but the thought of getting anywhere near that sort of thing makes me sick. I’m not going to rag on other people for having sex - that’s none of my business. But I don’t want to be…surrounded by it on all sides.” Honestly they were half-certain that their boss had sent them here to ‘loosen up’ rather than find inspiration.

Well, they would have told him straight to his face that it wasn’t going to happen - but they didn’t want to lose their job by defying him.

Ozzie would’ve retorted with a ‘not until I get information’, but let the sentence die off in his head as they went to explain. The new information intrigued the lust demon, and was quite opposite of what his business values were. Crouching down a little, he suddenly dropped Meek so they could land on the ground. They aren’t going anywhere, though, he’ll make sure of that. 

“ So your boss decided to send you down here to write ‘bout the Lust ring? And you don’t want to? Huh! Let me guess, you didn’t want to lose your pretty lil’ job you got goin’ on so you said yes... How pathetic~ ”

The lust demon chuckled devilishly, crouching back down again and getting pretty close to Meek. He could still hear them, but he wanted to taunt them a little.

“ Lust’s the main part of this thing, baby! There’s people fuckin’ almost everywhere, you can’t escape it. However.... ” “ I could try an’ help you with your lil’ story without you gettin’ into the dirty, messy sex... for a price~ ” “ That is, if you’re actually workin’ on a story. ”

@imptrovert​

[incubare-a]

Verin never claimed to be good with people, especially attractive people. He'd been on his way home when he'd run into the incubus and when he'd happened to glance up with a half-formed apology on his tongue the words died in his throat. A blush tinted his already red cheeks and he quickly tore his gaze away because this guy was so his type it wasn't even funny. "Sorry," he finally managed. "I'll be more careful next time." (imptrovert)

@imptrovert

Almost dropping his phone, Josh whirled to cuss out who’d just bumped into him -- before he paused, sizing up the imp.

“I’d tell you to watch your step but it looks like you can’t keep from undressing me with your eyes.”

Josh couldn’t help the smirk that passed as he realized not only was the imp startled, but an easy target. Fuck him, take anything of value, and skedaddle. Some demons just made it too damn easy.

“It’s ok, babe, you can stare. I’m not goin anywhere. Not anytime soon, anyway. Unless it’s to your place.”

[bossblitzy]

"Don’t you know how to knock?" (imptrovert)

@imptrovert

“Sure I do, I just don’t bother.” Blitzo stepped inside, face twisting into an obnoxious parody of sympathy. “Ah gosh, I’m sorry, I should have been more clear about how few fucks I give.” 

Honestly, he couldn’t remember the last time he knocked, if it wasn’t to enter a client’s house. 

[infernal-feminae-archived]

I’m too lazy to dig for this meme in my meme tag

@imptrovert​ said: o9﹕ sender falls asleep leaning against receiver (for Beelzebub)

Now this was a curious sight. Most imps were usually too intimidated too approach her. Much less fall asleep against her side. Still, it was rather adorable to witness. 

But the poor thing must’ve been so exhausted to not even realize who she was. Beelzebub gently scooped up the small imp from her side, being careful not to wake them and deposited them onto her lap. It was much more comfortable place to take a nap.

[king-of-wrath]

“Nope. Totally smooth sailing,” Satan assured. “Just one step and BOOM! You’re there.”

The Sin reached down again, but the imp wasn’t his target---not this time, at least. After a strange wiggling of his fingers and muttering an unintelligible word, he stabbed the air with a single claw. A pinhole in physical space was made by his command. He then dragged the claw down towards the ground, carving a rift for the imp.

“Say where you’re going, little buddy,” he instructed. “Give a street or an address. Say it loud and clear and be on your way.”

Meek was used to running around like a chicken with their head cut off at this point. But did that make it any easier? Of course not - the harder they worked, the more work was piled onto them as a result. They'd just had to pull their first all-nighter yesterday just to get all of this paperwork filled out and it showed in the dark circles rimming their eyes. They were exhausted and in no state to head to work but they were definitely in no state to drive, so walking it was. (imptrovert)

@imptrovert

Meanwhile, Satan sat himself down to eat. He could always order food to his home in Wrath, but he was in the neighborhood and he wasn't about to wait for delivery. Unfortunately, his sheer bulk made it so his "seat" was a small building and his "bag lunch" came in the form of a pickup truck. Completely oblivious to the Hell around him, he started to dig-in.

But several pounds of fries slipped between his fingertips and fell to the sidewalk below. Hopefully, nobody was directly beneath him.

[spxcemuses]

imptrovert:

Meek flinched away from the touch, their eyes narrowing at the proprietor. “Believe me, I’d rather be anywhere but here,” they answered, taking a step back. “So if you don’t mind, I’ll just be taking my leave.” This is what they got for being assigned to the Lust Ring…to ‘find inspiration,’ their boss had said. Ugh. Like they wanted to watch other demons going at it under the tables…or even on the tables, for that matter. Their boss would just have to send someone else to take care of this particular job - they were an editor, not a journalist or news reporter.

Ozzie’s large hand faltered once they moved away, jagged mouth turning into a straight unamused line as they spoke up. They were leaving already? That wasn’t good; maybe he can press this smaller imp for information. He reached forward, grabbing the imp’s body around his hand to stop him from leaving. However, he wasn’t too rough with them, loosely having them in his grip.

“ Woah there, where are you goin’, shorty? There ain’t no need to leave so soon! ” The demon exclaimed, eyes narrowing teasingly in curiosity as their body wriggled in his hand. Don’t worry, he will let them go soon, but questions must be asked first.

“ Why’d you come to the Lust ring anyway if you wanna leave so badly? Doesn’t that make the point of comin’ down here pointless? I mean, you could’ve stayed up in whateva’ ring you came from, but you’re here now~! ”

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I forget what meme this is kjgakljbs

@imptrovert​ said:⛓ (reverse)

Two kneeled down in front of the unconscious imp they had summoned, a pleased smile on her face. This particular imp didn’t look like much of a threat, but they would still be on guard after the fiasco last time. It took forever to hire new recruits.

Still, the agent takes it upon herself to lift the imp up and carry them to their containment cell. She marveled how they didn’t really weigh that much. Then again, neither did the smaller imp with white hair. Now, she would have to wait patiently until the imp gained consciousness again.

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PRE - ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP MEME .

@imptrovert​ said:  ♡ (for Beelzebub, because you know I couldn't resist sending one of these in XD)

FRIENDS.   childhood friends  /  work friends  /  family friends  /  recently friends  /  turning antagonistic  /  turning into something romantic  /  stable  /  falling apart  /  friendship of need  /  friendship of circumstance /  pen - pals or internet friends  /  coworkers  /  partners  /  other .

ROMANCE.   childhood sweethearts  /  newly entered  /  soulmates  /  skinny love  /  unrequited from my muses side  /  unrequited from your muses side  /  friends with benefits  /  awkward  /  fading  /  turning  toxic  /  toxic  and  destructive  /  other .

FAMILIAL BOND.   sibling bond  /  older sibling figure to your muse  /  younger sibling figure to your muse  /  parental figure to your muse  /  parental figure to my muse  /  guardian figure  /  legal  guardian  /  other .

ENEMIES.   dangerous to themselves  /  dangerous to others  /  unpredictable  /  passionate  /  rivals  /  petty  /  developing into a sexual tension  /  developing into a romantic tension  /  based off family matters  /  based of circumstance  /  based of professional matters  /  based of misunderstandings or lies  /  other .

[infernal-feminae-archived]

Send your character's height and I'll compare it to mine.

@imptrovert​ said: 4'0" for Beelzebub

“Oh my, what a darling little imp you are~”

[infernal-feminae-archived]

Send me 💋 if your muse would kiss mine

@imptrovert​ said:  💋 (platonically on the cheek, for Beelze)

Beelzebub happily accepts the kiss on the cheek from Meek!