scary-jokes-blog

[absentmoon]

some eggs 🥚

[absurdumsid]

Your Dustard art is really pretty, I love it! I feel like their first meet would include Fell being pinned to a wall in an alley, and Dust just looking at him. (If you imply past Kustard, Dust and the others would know fell.) So fell’s just concerned and like- Heh? What’s happening? While dust is like: This is my hot man, we dated once.

dont mind me. turning this into. fell/mttrio

well technically dustard and horrorfell BUT DIALOGUE WISE YKNOW

Fell! Sans belongs to Fella/Vic Killer! Sans belongs to rahafwabas Murder! Sans belongs to ask-dusttale Horror! Sans belongs to Sour-Apple-Studios

[cringefailvox]

pre-valentino mafioso angel meeting little sepia beta vox in the fifties, rapidly realizing that this guy has been bottling up all of his worst impulses his entire life AND afterlife because no one has ever respected him or taken him seriously, which angel understands intimately, and just being like "are you tired of being nice? don't you just wanna go apeshit?" and lets vox just go full-on looney tunes cartoon violence on angel's shitty family.

the buddy-comedy (and angst) potential of these two is so strong. angel not begrudging vox his upgrades because he knows how dehumanizing it is to not be recognized as the threat that you are; angel who was given the form of a spider but has never stopped being treated like the fly; derided for being gay and gnc in the thirties and just solving all of his problems with a gun because it's easier than addressing his self-worth issues.

enter vox. who's never been able to be anything but a boring middle-aged guy at a white collar office job bc his ambitions were never given the space or support to be able to thrive. gradually building up huge amounts of resentment & repressed cruelty that he couldn't ever vent & then dying & going to hell & being a little cartoon. doomed to an eternity of never ever being anyone or doing anything important because he STILL exists only for everyone else to demean and ignore and dismiss. but now it's worse bc his survival depends on his entertainment value. imagining the relief of meeting angel & seeing his own fury & sadistic desperation reflected there. absolutely LEAPING at the chance to slaughter angel's abusive mafia family with him. and thus a beautiful doomed friendship was born.

doomed, because, well... a few decades later, they're both going to meet someone who makes them feel uniquely valued. respected. seen. and only one of them is going to make it out of that situation with their autonomy intact, because the thing vox has always wanted most is to be on top, by any means necessary - but all angel has ever wanted is to not be alone.

[caluupin]

Inter-darshan championship event starts tmr!!! so heres a celebratory doodle

[cherrysmokesaconha]

Eddsworld 2004 Background Characters my beloveds <//3 /pos

I decided to draw them cuz i felt silly lol ALSO u can see more info about my hcs on them here!

Hope u guys like this :]

[h31fd3ad]

Donnie: Leo what’s wrong

Leo: I KISSED A CUTE BOY AND I GAVE HIM SALMONELLA

Donnie: …

[wackytheorist]

I REALIZED.... IT WAS ALL FORESHADOWING ALL ALONG

5 hibiscuses(Korean national flower) and 5 new Korean players huh.....

[razbotz]

ive been playing this little game with myself where, if there is a picrew i look at and like, i must try and make hiro with it. yes, im picky about how it turns out therefore i drop it if i cant make hiro with it, and have it be somewhat accurate.

heres some of the ones ive done so far

bonus

i saw a blushing option and took advantage >_< i had to imply tiem machine somewhere, required by law /lh /nsrs

I JUST REALIZED I FORGOT TO LINK THE PICREWS. UGH

1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5

[hypertana-posts]

Hey shouldn't you be working for a client or something? Not dawdling around on your phone!!! -Subspace

"I uhhh...... I... have a day off? Jeez just let me relax with a (COUGH) "friend" (COUGH)"

OOC: we all know he doesnt have a day off.

[hyperfixation-hopper]

Dude. Fuck. He’s so ostracised that he’d rather live as a monster and risk killing all his friends and potentially everyone on the planet than live in a world without monsters because he believes he’ll have nothing left??????? That without monsters he’s useless???? What the fuck???????????????????? WhAT THE FUCKKKKKKKK??????????????

[sailing-ever-west]

the trolley problem vs. systemic oppression: a comic.

[absurdumsid]

So I have Converted you to loving Fell x Killer.. I like to imagine jealous dust and Killer fighting over Fell, who is incredibly confused

whiteboards ur mttpolyfell (they make me ill)

Murder! Sans belongs to ask-dusttale

Killer! Sans belongs to rahafwabas

Horror! Sans belongs to Sour-Apple-Studios

Fell! Sans belongs to Fella/Vic

[chucktims]

something something i was never who you wanted me to be

[caluupin]

kind of expression practice, mostly an excuse to draw haitham with visible face expressions

[haunted-xander]

If you skip a meal Senshi will materialize next to you w/ food at the ready

[cherrysmokesaconha]

It has been a long time since I've drawn my ASDF fanchildren... I sure do miss them :( maybe I should do an art of them later

Anyway, for the ones that's don't know who them are, their names are Bomb Daughter/Danídia, Stephan/Steph and Heart Son/David. Danídia and David are the adoptive children of YKWG Guy and Companion (the ones from the "hey, you know who's gay? Us" skit) and Stephan is the adoptive child of Leet and Rad (Leet from "I'm gonna do an internet" and Rad from "It's taco Tuesday!")

Anyway, hope u guys like this :) it's simple but at least it's something