#imnotyourmother

[saramackenzie1982]

I found this and laughed...and remembered that my husband WOULD do this to me. Anybody else have this issue? 😭 #Housewife #HouseFrau #WifeAndMother #DryTheDishes #NoGoodHelpTheseDays #Husbands #ImNotYourMother #HoldingHands #EnergyVampires #SpecialNeedsMom #CoffeePlease https://www.instagram.com/p/ChH7B77OmQg/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[youniquelyyou]

When purses and other things are organized wrong..... I'm tired of fixing stupid peoples errors the last 4 months.. hire people who care #idontcare #imnotyourmother

[overheardincatholicschool]

Teacher: #imnotyourmother

[dantesryu]

Selma: Hmm.. So this is how a cat should sleep? I used to sleep on my back! Tindra: I'm not you mother.. Well, actually, the "hissing distance" is closer and closer. At first it was half of the room! I always believe one day Tindra will accept this little friend! #DanteSRyu #Tindra #Selma #Cats #IndoorVSOutdoor #Imnotyourmother #Jagärintedinmorsa

[nitroandking]

So much fun today with my fellow Essexians #whosyourmother #imnotyourmother #ouusshhhh #teamessex #essex #winners #rollerderby

[devanashlyn]

the kids are alright #imnotyourmother

[yourfavoritemexican621]

#daleks #dalek #doctorwho #imnotyourmother

[havana2012]

This is dedicated to my sister and brother, who thought it would be cute to feed the ducks in front of my house. They now run to me when they see me. #imnotyourmother #effinducks #thankyou #roastedduckanyone

[902b0y]

Fucking right you don't know my story! Over the last 8 years I've come to realize that many people may or may not know my name, but behind the shadows I hide in night after night that no one knows my story. Before you put yourself on a pedestal and think you're better than me, remember this I've walked through hell and back to get to where I am today! I will be me, a protector, a light in the dark and my story is my own; not anyone's god damned business for the world to see and mock at!! #truth #tbh #canthandleit #imnotyourmother #instapix #dailypix #iphone4s #iphonegraphy #igers #idome

[mhpproblems-blog]

When people ask me to do their jobs or solve their issues out of laziness. 

[snarkcity]

She just stares at me with this look, like, “Are you my mother?”

Not this way, baby girl. But you're pretty okay.

[iamthrowingyourlifeaway-blog]

Bro...

[902b0y]

So very true! #idgaf #dontgiveafuck #imnotyourmother #likemeornot #imnotyourboss #somepeople #smh #instapix #dailypix #truth #factsonly