#imma kms brb

[sadioradio]

my favorite character's legacy is gooner art...

[brainjvice]

I just had the realization that Kaiser's dad used to hit him in the face so much due to Kaiser's resemblance with his mother... damn...

[malboraslihan]

@greatundoings  send  a  📸  to  see  four pictures  that  my  muse  has  taken  of  your  muse / milo and isla

i  know  you  didn't  send  for  them  and  that  they're  not  a  ship  or  whatever  BUT  i  was  going  through  her  instagram  and  the  baby  picture  .  .  .  i  had  to  do  it  .  alright  so  :  1  .  maddie  giving  milo  one  of  those  children  toys  that  work  as  cameras  and  the  image  is  shitty  and  has  no  quality  at  all  but  maddie  would  go  through  them  all  and  keep  every  single  one  of  the  pictures  she  could  make  some  sense  out  of  .  and  genuinely  ,  there  would  be  so  many  of  isla  in  there  .  he's  just  her  biggest  fan  ,  every  since  he  was  a  little  kid  ,  so  everything  she  did  was  just  so  cool  that  he  had  to  be  there  with  his  ridiculous  little  camera  snapping  shots  .  just  them  having  snacks  and  isla  puts  two  cookies  together  and  he  thinks  that's  so  smart  and  he  needs  to  remember  that  forever  so  it's  a  picture  .  and  i  know  he  has  those  printed  and  stored  somewhere  ,  maddie's  doing  .  .  .  cause  she'd  want  him  to  keep  them  and  he  definitely  would  cherish  them  dearly  .  2  .  taken  in  aspen  ,  cause  that's  where  most  of  their  good  memories  are  from  as  well  .  from  when  he  first  learned  to  walk  and  isla  and  jaxon  helped  him  into  his  skates  to  taking  their  significant  others  to  maxon's  cabin  for  the  holidays  to  spend  some  time  with  the  family  .  all  the  snowball  fights  ,  being  so  happy  they're  both  finally  drunk  enough  to  drink  maddie's  spiked  eggnog  ,  staying  late  to  hear  jaxon  sneaking  their  presents  onto  the  tree  and  jumping  into  maxon's  bed  first  thing  in  the  morning  because  they're  both  too  eager  to  open  their  gifts  .  3  .  milo  says  it's  very  important  to  mention  before  there  was  theo  working  as  her  personal  photographer  ,  there  was  him  .  isla  making  him  take  pictures  of  her  in  cute  little  outfits  or  when  they  were  traveling  and  ,  of  course  ,  his  young  brother  ass  would  be  complaining  a  little  before  taking  as  many  pictures  as  she  wanted  because  he  knows  she  likes  them  and  she'd  be  sad  if  he  didn't  .  and  to  this  day  ,  he  probably  knows  her  favorite  angles  and  knows  exactly  when  someone  stupid  took  her  picture  instead  cause  it  looks  terrible  .  he  will  never  tell  her  but  he's  kinda  jealous  when  she  asks  theo  to  do  them  instead  cause  he  thinks  he  was  so  good  at  them  🥹  4  .  gonna  get  .  .  .  a  little  depressing  here  .  .  .  and  say  that's  one  of  their  first  dinners  after  isla  has  moved  out  .  probably  at  his  new  house  ,  him  inviting  her  over  before  anyone  else  (except  for  nik,  cause  yk)  and  just  having  a  movie  night  with  her  ,  paying  so  much  attention  to  everything  she  looks  at  and  how  she  reacts  to  the  way  he's  put  everything  together  cause  her  opinion  matters  most  to  him  and  always  will  .  maybe  that's  when  they  finally  talk  about  the  elephant  in  the  room  and  how  he  was  so  heartbroken  about  her  leaving  ,  even  if  he's  so  happy  for  her  and  theo  .  just  two  silly  gremlins  crying  on  the  floor  of  his  new  living  room  ,  getting  drunk  on  all  the  wine  he  bought  and  stuffing  their  faces  with  the  crazy  amount  of  food  they  ordered  ,  the  movie  long  forgotten  on  the  screen  . 

[nmakii]

‘Can I ask you to do something about Alastor×reader? About y/n being a modern girl (2023-2024), and she often has strange gestures or words towards Alastor. One time she talked to him in modern language, making him confused and very curious. (You can expand the situation as you like, sorry my English is not very good)’

NEW IS ALWAYS BETTER!

— alastor x modern!reader (platonic or romantic!)

— alastor calls reader “good girl” so mostly fem!coded

— I WROTE THIS AND THEN IT GOT DELETED I MIGHT KMS.

alastor gets slangs that are common such as LOL, WTF, IDK but doesn’t get some that aren’t as common like LMFAO, IDRC, or WTAF since they’re just making them longer, so it’s quite useless…

he also doesn’t quite get shortcuts for words. one time you left him a note “lol brb rq imma b back in like 20 min. j gon pick smt up” most of it was honestly gibberish to him, but at the very least, he understood you’ll be back in 20 minutes.

gets really angry when you say things like “stop reaching, gooner. you’re just pissed that you’re a beta.” because; one, you’re blatantly disrespecting the radio demon and telling him to shut up. and two, he doesn’t get what any of that meant. what’s a gooner?

also gets annoyed often when you start singing songs like “i’m the alpha, i’m the leader” or “sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler” because, it’s a reflection on modern society and how music quality in modern times have plummeted significantly.

what happened to those beautiful songs such as “the man i love”? has it been replaced by this rizzler nonsense??? honestly, you’re giving alastor more and more reasons to dislike modernity… you’re lucky he finds your company enjoyable

in a desperate attempt to connect with you, he asked angel about your humor, hoping he’d understand. alastor knows that if anything, velvette would know. but, he’d rather get beaten by lucifer than ask the vees for help…

sadly for him, angel is just as confused. although, he at least knew what this alpha bullshit was, vaguely explaining furries and the alpha-beta-omegaverse to him…

you were in the hotel den, scrolling on social media as alastor walked in. “s/o, be a dear and fetch me some chicken breasts from the butcher, would you? i’d like to prepare something for tonight’s dinner.” alastor smiled

“hmm��� nah. go do it yourself, furry” you giggled brattishly. “hahah… what did you call me?” alastor asked sternly, his face now close with yours, antlers increasing only slightly in size. “ah…” you stuttered.

alastor was never this mad when you said stuff like that, what was so different today? maybe he was in a bad mood? “ah… ill get it…” you conceded, using your hands to lightly push alastor away, lest he decides you’ll be for dinner…………

alastor snickered before patting you on the head. “good girl. don’t call me that again, this old dog can still learn new tricks, y’know?” he teasingly sang out. “huh?” you asked. “did you learn what a furry is?” you bit your lip, holding back your laughter.

“indeed, i did. horrifying that you’d think i would indulge in such hobbies…” he sighed, looking a little uncomfortable through his stressed smile. “what..? i don’t think you’re a furry, alastor. it’s not that deep. furry is just something that i used to laugh about with my friends back on earth.” you shallowly laughed, copying his actions by rubbing his hair.

he has to admit, that little mistranslation was a little funny looking back on it. but, he is a little disheartened that he got you scared over nothing. you were just having your fun and he got all pissed off. he’d definitely try to instead ask you about your slang as to prevent such a thing again…

[percyweasleyapologist]

NO

HELP-

ITS THE...

THE-

THE CHOCOLATE SONG

imma kms

brb sobbing right now

[trevorsgodmother]

BRO I MISSED THE FRICKEN FACE REV😭😔😔 brb Kms😍

OMFG IMMA SCREAM

IMMA PUT IT UP ONE LAST TIME, AND THEN IM DONE

(im not mad at you btw i need to sleep 😭)

[agapintheskin]

Imma have to kms brb

[sebastiansluts]

Sad thot pls forgive me

Ignore if u don’t like angst

Imagine reader having a traumatic mission maybe one of her close one dies on that mission and she’s still covered in blood holding them when the help arrived but it was all too late. Bucky was already rushing through the ER but imagine his surprised when he find out reader was looking okay. When he asked reader was all like “it’s fine I don’t wanna talk about it” and he ofc understands. Bucky was worried but he didn’t wanna push so he just let her be. He noticed reader hasn’t shower and hasn’t change clothes since after she gets patched. When the reader tries to go shower she starts to panic bcs there’s still blood in her body. She’s wiping the blood and in her pov it just won’t come off and Bucky being Bucky starts to get worry and knocks on her door but all she said was “a min” and he tries again “hey do you want help?” But she’s just starts hyperventilating and be like “I’m fine go away” however Bucky was like fuck it imma break this door. When he opens the door the reader just snaps like “I said I’m fine” and stands there without her clothes and starts crying. Then she meltdown and said “the blood won’t come off” eventho there is no blood and Bucky just shushes her and be like “let me help you” and reader is just okay. And Bucky starts to autopilot and wash her body gently while she cries. Bucky helps her with everything even the basic stuffs like putting on clothes, do her skincare, feeding her, etc cause he knows what it feels like to lose someone so he basically nurse her till she’s fine

AHAHHHAHAHA IM SAD LEMME KMS BRB

Ps. If it doesn’t make sense it’s cause I’m literally on my last braincell and autopiloting everything coz im sad ☺️🥹

~beluga🐳

Awwww babe, this is intense!!!! i love it though it's so good like i could see it happening!! he'd be so sweet be so gentle and kind and not judging at all. he'd never let you feel embarrassed about it either, and he'd take care of you forever

you okay love? i'm sorry you're sad :( i'm sending you a biggggg hug!!!! i love you!!!

[honksapling]

KARL DIDNT SAVE THE VOD!?!?! BRB IMMA KMS

[analogboii]

brb going to rip off all my flesh bc apparently one of my inshops looked me up and down and licked his lips so imma kms

[goatboard]

why did i think this was a good idea it looks so bad

[messybouquetoflilies]

if i were cis i'd be making posts like "juice me like a lemon", but here we are. i can't make lemon juice :(

[jackietany]

Governor FontaNYA

He was so kawaii when he mishandled covid, or when he dodged taxes

The worst governor we've ever got, UwU

[nateslehky]

new addition to this

sometimes i think maybe the way i write cale is a bit of an over characterization or exaggeration except then shit like this comes out and i’m like no actually i characterized him perfectly thank you very much

[celticwoman]

dunno why my camera sucks this much but ... brb imma kms real quick

[mts-design]

list of things that make me want to cry every once in a while (taylor swift related):

1. the fact that i’m never going to get to meet taylor

2. the fact that taylor is never going to notice me on social media

3. the fact that taylor is never going to come to costa rica

4. the fact that taylor has no idea i even exist

5. the fact that i’ll never get to tell taylor just how much i love her and how grateful i am with her