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randomwordprompts · 6 years ago

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If It’s Magic | Chapter 4

A/N: This was not at all planned, I wrote this at like 6am while listening to sad love songs. It’s not a happy chapter so buckle up.

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Three months. Three months Daniel watched his roommate deny that he was losing his hold on what he thought was a sure thing. Three months since Xavier and Amira last spoke, the argument loud enough in their living space to have the dorm director put him and Daniel on probation. In those same months, he watched Xavier go through a plethora of emotions. At first, he was indignant, insisting that Amira was simply trying to get a rise out of him and he was determined to not give her the satisfaction. By the second month, he realized she was actually hurt and had some self-reflection, trying to figure out the best way to apologize only to decide it wasn’t adequate enough. In the third and current month, he’d resorted to completely ignoring the entire situation, opting to focus on everything else from the BSU to classes and the various women he’d bring home on a whim. Tonight it was a blue-haired sophomore that looked like an off-brand version of the one he actually wanted at that moment.

However, Daniel wasn’t having it on this particular Tuesday night.

“Oh no, you gone have to take her back to her place. I’m studying for these finals and I will not fail because your ass don’t know how to quietly feed.”

Xavier turned to his roommate prepared to give a rebuttal only to be struck with a sharp pain to his chest, much like he’d been stabbed. It made him gasp and stumble, his meal struggling to hold him up as Daniel hopped up to help him over to the couch.

“Is he alright?”

“I don’t know, he’s never done that before. It might just be fatigue though, I’ll have him call you tomorrow...what’s your name?”

The girl, Taylor, sighed but gave a friendly smile and nodded before heading towards the door. Once she’d left Daniel grabbed a bottle of water and handed it to Xavier who held a hand over his chest with a confused look on his face.

“I think something happened to Amira...it felt like something was cut out of my chest.”

“Well, given your bond that’s definitely not good. Maybe someone else hurt her emotionally or something? What emotions are you feeling now?”

Xavier sat up and looked at Daniel with a slight wildness in his eyes.

“That’s the thing! I don’t feel anything. Like I just feel empty...”

As he voiced what he felt physically the reality of what happened hit him like a ton of bricks, the pain returning to his chest for a different reason.

“I think she blocked our connection.”

“Blocked it how?” Daniel questioned.

“There are certain spells that can dampen or block bonds between our kind. She’s skilled enough to do it, but I never thought she would.”

“Honestly, I’m glad she did. Maybe it’ll wake your stubborn ass up. You’ve been avoiding the girl for three months, which I find amazing as you’re both still involved with the BSU.”

“Me? She could’ve just as easily come to me and started the conversation!”

Daniel ran a hand over his face and sighed with exasperation, “She could have, but you’re the one that fucked up, nigga!”

Xavier groaned and threw his head back, looking to the ceiling for a moment before finally standing with a huff.

“I’m going to go talk to her.”

“Aye, don’t get yourself killed. I don’t have the patience for a new roommate.”

“You did WHAT?!”

“I blocked our bond.”

“Why the hell would you do that, exactly?”

Amira sighed into the phone as she laid across her bed, staring at the ceiling as she spoke to her oldest sibling, Francois.

“He was being an ass, Fran. First, he treats me like some toy then he avoids me for the past three months? On top of how I was already feeling his mood swings weren’t helping me at all.”

“Oi, that dickweed did what now?! I’ll drive down there and shoot him with my hunting rifle!”

At that Amira snorted but quickly spoke up.

“No, not necessary plus when you have to be bailed out I’m gonna have to explain why I didn’t stop you.”

“I guess. But if you change your mind just tell me. I’ll throw Jon in the car and we’ll come fuck him up.”

Amira laughed once more and made sure to let them know she’d keep it in mind, sighing as their conversation steered more towards school and how things were going back home with their parents. After a full check in and some updates on everything, they said their goodbyes and Amira was left alone with her thoughts. She didn’t mention how she’d been grappling with blocking Xavier for most of the three months they’d been apart, hoping he’d see where she was coming from. The thought took her back to the last time they’d spoken when they got into the fight.

Amira rolled her eyes and slapped a hand on her forehead as she repeated herself for what felt like the hundredth time.

“I never said I had a problem with you fucking other people, but we had an agreement! No emotional connections, and no changing plans with each other for a random. Those were the only rules and you couldn’t even last half the first semester without breaking that!”

“You’re making it sound like I told you not to come just to fuck her when that’s not the case! I still wanted to see you, nothing changed about that.”

“You still wanted to fuck me, X. If you had wanted to see me then you wouldn’t have made plans to feed off of that bitch!”

Xavier stood from where he was sitting, his frustration with still going over this subject at an all-time high.

“If you hadn’t seen her you wouldn’t have even known the difference so why do you care? It’s not like we’re together anyways!”

As soon as the words left his mouth, he knew he’d fucked up. He expected her to yell, scream, cuss him out, or react in some loud and angry way, but what she did unnerved him even more. She grabbed her bag and turned to leave without another word. He could feel the swirl of emotions going through her like a molotov cocktail waiting to be thrown, but she didn’t show any of it. At least, not until he reached out and tried to lightly pull her back by her arm. Before he could even fully register her movement she turned around and landed a hard punch directly to his ribs, effectively knocking the wind out of him. He wheezed and dropped to his knees, unable to call after her when she walked out of the door with unshed tears in her eyes.

Amira was jolted from her thoughts as she heard two voices arguing outside of her bedroom door. When she opened it she was unsurprised to find Xavier and Lucy going back and forth, the latter waving a small frying pan in the former’s face.

“Listen, just let me by so I can t-”

“Nah, you got the game fucked up! You can’t just waltz your palm tree looking ass up in here after THREE MONTHS and think imma just let you talk to my girl! Nigga, I will knock what little brains you got loose if you don’t get the fuck up outta here!!”

“It’s alright Lu, I know why he’s here.”

Both parties turned to see Amira leaning against her door frame, her face not giving away the flutter in her stomach at seeing him.

“Mimi, can we talk somewhere alone?”

“There’s nothing to talk about Xavier, so you can go back home.”

“Nothing to talk about?! You blocked our natural bond!”

“Yes, because I was tired of feeling your emotions on top of mine.”

Xavier sighed, looking down for a moment before speaking again.

“Listen, I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have broken our rules and I definitely shouldn’t have acted the way I have been. If you give me the chance I’ll make it up to you, but please don’t block me out.”

“No reason to be sorry, it’s not like we’re together anyways,” Amira spat with a bitter laugh.

Before he could speak again she put him out, ignoring the look of heartbreak on his face and how it made her chest tight.

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yong-yong-ma-boi · 7 years ago

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bf!haechan

lmao so originally i was supposed to post some svt requested fics that are long overdue but its donghyuck’s birthday so

i’ll post the svt requests laturrrr im so sorry for those who requested it

HAPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYY BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY LEE DONGHYUCK

so how would it be to date this savage meme boi?

lee donghyuck is vvv playful, he likes teasing people

mark, jaehyun, taeyong, mark, let’s just say all nct members

and mark especially

and you aren’t an exception my dear reader

bc lee donghyuck is a relentless little shit, so expect to be hit with savageness

with no amount of mercy whatsoever

your relationship is based on slander tbh jUST KIDDING

he teases the crap out of you, and sometimes he may go over the line between playful and hurtful,

but this boy still loves you

but he really doesn’t show it when you’re around other people

he feels like the hyungs would think he’s going soft when they see him with you being lovey dovey

so when you’re with mark or the others, he keeps the loving to a minimum and just roasts you or anyone

sometimes it doesn’t seem like you guys are a couple, because he doesn’t show much skinship in public and he always roasts you HARD

you’re not a pushover tho reader don’t worry

you’ll give this lil shit a run for his money

“babe, jagiya, baby, sweetie, baobei, tianxin, mi amor, my love, my life, Y/N. why are you so stupid?”

“stop making fun of me for falling down the stairs, hyuck. you should speak for yourself. you’re the reason the sm building had to have double doors”

“i am not.”

“you may as well be”

you guys sometimes team up to roast mark instead when you’re tired of roasting each other poor mark

donghyuck is a lil bit of a cocky shit sometimes

does “im cute and all of you are ugly” ring a bell?

no?

like he’s cute and he knows it, i know it, the fans know it, everyone knows it

but he likes hearing it from you

he likes-no loves hearing you compliment him

even tho compliments are very very rare in your relationship

but that’s what makes it more special

like we all have insecurities buried in the backs of our minds and well, sometimes his resurfaces and it makes him feel bad about himself

and it affects him so much

when that happens he’s quiet and he’s emotionless and doesn’t reply

and his insecurities make him feel like he’s not good enough to do what he wants to do, to be who he wants to be

that’s why he keeps to himself, because he feels unworthy of the things he has

but you always reassure him that he’s worth it

that he’s so special, so talented, so handsome, and he deserves everything coming his way

and he shouldn’t feel apologetic about that

and that he shouldn’t listen to anyone who thinks otherwise

soooooo i mentioned before that he really doesn’t show much skinship in public

and i think that’s because he’s a lil shyyyyy

because for sure, his members would make fun him

and well, because strangers can see

when it’s just the two of you though

he’s very cuddly

like, sometimes y’all are on the couch with your legs on top of his and both of you sitting on each ends, and he never lets you move your legs because he likes the feeling of them against his

sometimes you’re lying down on his chest, with his left arm around your waist and his right one holding the phone up to his face

lets just say that everytime y’all are together a part of him has to be attached to any part of you

imagine cuddling with him tho

doing those things i said ^^

huhuhuhuhuhu be my boyfriend donghyuck pls

what about kisses tho

omg

i imagine your first kiss with donghyuck to be a light peck

and it was so so sudden

like you were just so cute and your face was so close he couldn’t help himself

and you’re both a blushing mess after you realize what just happened 0_0

anddd it’s cute because he likes pecking you

he just does it impulsively

not that it’s a bad thing

but it’s a bad thing for your health because everytime he does it you swear you lose at least 5 years of your life

and it honestly happens during moments when you least expect him to do it

like you’re in the middle of a daily roasting session and he suddenly leans in and pecks your lips and goes back to insulting you like it never happened

or when you’re trying to take the frying pan from him because he should rest and you really want to cook

or that time when you were putting on blush and was asking him if it was even on both sides

its not always on the lips though

like you were studying once and he walked by and suddenly pecked you on the cheek and went out without saying anything

only to return with pizza

or that time when you were carrying your groceries inside your apartment and you didn’t know he came over and he says hello by pecking your nose when you’re trying to put your keys on the table beside the door

moving on

dates with donghyuck vary

you have your fair share of fancy restaurant dates, amusement park dates, movie dates, cafe dates, shopping dates, pokemon go dates, ice skating dates, laser tag dates, picnic dates, study dates

you know what i mean

but you’re favorite kind of date when you’re at home with him and pigging out and ranting about how the character is an idiot and just wearing your pjs smelling like utter crap bc none of you care

because it’s laid back and you both don’t have to worry about being seen and don’t need to worry about how you look because you couldn’t care less if he looks like he doesn’t know what the hell a shower is

and he doesn’t give two shits if you smell like you don’t know what a shower is or maybe he does. he loves you, just pls, stop being stinky

another thing is i can see that he’s thoughtful but not that often

and it makes it more endearing

and his way is a bit unconventional, but still sweet if you think about it

like, he borrowed your phone and set an alarm

but the alarm was him pterodactyl screaming

so, all in all, it was sweet of him to help you wake up for your 8am exam but you still want to have functioning ear drums

“did you make it in time?”

“yes i did. thank you, but next time, don’t scream at me pls”

“you’re welcome”

and you don’t notice it a lot, but he really listens to what you have to say he just makes it seem like he doesn’t know

but on the inside he’s listing everything that comes out of your mouth

‘so she hates pineapples on her pizza’

‘oh okay her science teacher is giving her a hard time. i’ll ask jaemin if he can help her with science’

‘she likes yeri noona’s hair color imma ask where she had it dyed’

‘she likes taeyong hyung’s highlighter, imma ask the stylist what shade it is’

and then you’ll be surprised the next day or week after, he’s gonna bring up what you said

and it’s honestly so sweet

he’s caring too

like he makes sure you eat well and on time

he even texts you to make sure because he’s killing himself with worry

and when you’re sick he brings soup over and tries to take care of you without catching whatever you have

and when he’s away he always texts you goodnight and tells you to text him if you’re on your way to school or if you’re heading home

or if you’re going out

actually even if he’s in korea or not, he always hast to be notified that you’re safe and sound in whatever place you went to

he even has your friends�� numbers saved on his phone so he can check on you when he’s far away

he even makes them promise to take care of you for him

you shouldn’t know that tho, so keep it a secret

and he always brings you stuff from abroad

sometimes its cute sometimes its random and just plain weird

sometimes its weird but very useful

and he won’t admit that he got them because he thought of you when he saw it

how can something so evil be so fluffy

so all in all, he may be an evil, cocky, thoughtful, talented,caring, lowkey clingy guy

he’s still a wonderful boyfriend

and dating him?

it’s a damn wonderful long ass ride

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taeyangdyb · 7 years ago

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Giving love a shot part 59

♡Jae’s views ♡

Jay: it’s a family show, you know with all of us….including the kids.��

Jae: oh I see

My whole life, all I wanted was to have a normal life. To be able to go out without camera’s, watching my every move, I’ll be damn to let my kids go through the same mess.

Byul: I dont know

Ailee: so, we have to let camera’s into our house?

Yori: I don’t think I want that much of my personal life invaded

Loco: so you think it’s a bad idea?

Yori: I’m not saying that, I just think…..

Everyone’s just here going back and forth, I find it useless it’s either you want to do it or you dont. As always, the final decision will somehow have something to do with me.

To tell you the truth I’m not paying attention to anything they’re saying, I know that my answer is no.

Jae: you guys can discuss this, and I’m going to change a few diapers, and it’s nap time.

Mark: I’ll help you *takes baby Jaehee* how do you manage to have food on your hair?

Jaehee:*giggles, touching his face*

Mark: well I can see you’ll take after your mother, you have a thing for good looking men.

This one on the other hand, wants Jaebum to literally punch him in the face. Leaving them to their conversation and off to take care of my kids, excusing myself.

◇Jay’s views ◇

Simon: you’re not going to say anything?

Jay: what do you want me to say?

Jae left to tend to the kids, unfortunately she didn’t get to eat anything. We left the dinning room to go somewhere else to talk.

Byul: that’s a no from me, I’ve been friends with Jae long enough to know how much of a pain in the neck this lifestyle is. I think I want my kids to enjoy life as normal as possible.

Gray: that’s it?

Byul: yes, you wanna do the show, go ahead. My kid and I will take no part. That’s my final answer.

The other girls just didn’t want to say anything, but I know the whole thing is going to fall on Jaeha.

After everyone finally left, thing 1,2,&3 are sleeping time for me and Jaeha to talk. I checked on the kids before going in my room

Jay:*stands by the door crossing his arms*

Jae:*smile* what *finish putting her hair in a bun*

Jay: look babe about-

Jae: want to take a bath with me?

Jay: What?

Jae: you know like old times *uncrossing his arms and wrap them around her* mhhm?

Jay: in one condition

Jae: anything

Jay: anything?

Jae: yeah

Jay: I want you to give me a massage

Jae: okay

Jay: wearing a lingerie

Jae: *kisses him* okay.

Jay: okay then let’s go get wet

Jae: already am

Jay:*smirk* babe you keep this up, we gonna end up with 6 kids.

Jae: I rather the process of making them.

Is she alright? I was expecting her to be pissed off. Am I being tricked or something?

Jay: Jaejae are you mad at me?

Jae: baby of course not, why would you think that?

Jay: I don’t know, I thought you’d be mad at me because of the show and such.

Jae: I’ll wait for you in the water.

After joining her in the water. Having Jaeha leaning on me, my arms around her is one of the most comfortable things I’ve ever experienced. Regardless of how many time we do it, it’s always been so relaxing and comforting, I’d take it over anything.

Jae: baby?

Jay: mhhm

Jae: isn’t it weird that we’re taking a bath at 4PM

Jay: no

Jae:*giggles*

Jay: Jaeha?

Jae: yea

Jay: I love you, baby I love you so much, that everyday I wake up to go to work I always thank God, for making you the first and last person I see to begin and end my day.

Jae: we’ve come a long way didn’t we? Who would’ve thought that we’d made it this far? Married, let alone have kids.

Jay: I did, When I found out that you were pregnant, I was so scared.

Jae: of?

Jay: everything. I thought to myself, how can I be a good dad when I’m not even a good husband? No matter how hard I try, I always screwed up.

I really don’t want to ruin a a perfect moment, but whenever I’m with Jaeha like this, I can’t help but to feel guilty, for how I’ve treated her over the years.

Jae: we should get out of the water.

After getting out of the water I went to check on the kids. Well they have someone watching them but I still want to see them.

*Back in the room*

Jae: what you think?

Jay:*Just out laughing*

Jae: what?

Jay: I thought we agreed to lingerie

Jae: we Did?

Jay: you’re wearing my t-shirt

Jae: but.. it’s over the shoulder.

Jay:*sigh slouch on the floor*

Jae: what’s wrong? You don’t like it?

Jay: of course I do, you look good in anything

Jae: then what?

Jay: nothing

Jae:*sits next to him on the floor* look the only way I see it, is that everything happened for a reason. Everything that happened to us, or between us during this relationship is to prepare us for now, and later. We have three children. We had to go through these stuff to help them later on. When they going through heartbreaks. I’m not going to lie, sometimes I think about a lot of the things that happened, some parts of me wants to choke the life out of you and also hit you with a frying pan.

*both laughs*

Jae: but, there’s also the part of me that loves you so much that I can’t, and I don’t know where the pans are . That same love made ran away and brought me back to you. Now married, with the three musketeers. Yes the memories will sting, but you know despite everything that happened, not once did I say out loud or in my head that I hated you. Yes the past hurt, the only thing I regret is not hitting Yuri and I still have that in my to do list. I’m just letting you know.

Jay: baby, I’m sure you have a really great point somewhere.

Jae: oh right I got distracted

Jay:*smile*

Jae: so uh… I

Jay: you forgot?

Jae: *sigh* yeah

Jay: Okay, tell me when you remember.

Jae: okay *stands up* so

Jay: *stands up* so

Jae: I was thinking *wrap her arms around his neck*

Jay: thinking about?

Jae: well… you’re not mad at me are You?

Jay: of course not. Why’d you think that?

Jae: you know because of the offer and all your friends seems to want to do it.

Jay: Baby, me and the guys work together on a professional level, we’re friends, we make decisions together for music only, but when it comes to you, my family? We you and I make those decisions. I didn’t tell you about the offer because I knew you’d say no. I want our kids to have a normal life just as much as you do. I didn’t tell you because I know we’d both say no.

Jae: okay, so now something important?

Jay: what?

Jae: about the your massage

Jay: what about it?

Jae: well-

Jay: you wanna make babies?

Jae: not what I was gonna say but since you mention it 😆

My wife is special

following weeks get super busy, and I hate it. I barely spent any time with my kids, my wife. They are growing up so fast, already trying to walk. I’m sitting in this studios going crazy.

Jay:*calls Jae*

Jay: hey

Jae: hey baby

Jay: what are you doing?

Jae: mhhm the three musketeers just took their baths, now they’re not really in the mood to get dress

Jay: just let them be.

Jae: babe They’re going to pee on the bed, what about you? What are you doing? Did you eat lunch?

Jay: no, I can’t focus on anything right now

Jae: how come? You Okay?

Jay: I miss my kids, I miss you. When I get home you guys already sleeping and when I leave in the morning you guys still sleeping.

Jae: you could’ve waken me up

Jay: sweetheart you babysit 3 energetic kids everyday, you wake up in the middle of the night to feed or tend to them. I can’t wake you up.

Jae: I’m also your wife

Jay: *sigh* Imma call you back in a bit.

Jae: okay. *hangs up?

*knock on door*

Jay: come in

Simon: you good man?

Jay:*sigh*

Simon: What?

Jay: I miss my family. I haven’t spent anytime with the kids, Jaeha in weeks.

Simom: you miss them?

Jay: like crazy

Simon: go home

Jay: I have a load to finish.

Simon: well then focus and finish

Jay: I can’t….I just can't

Simon: well then take a break.

*hours later*

I’ve been trying to take a nap, each time I close my eyes someone knock literally every 10 minutes-

*door knock*

Jay: yes come in

…..

Jay: come in

……

Jay:*went to the door* I said- hey who’s? *looks down and see’s the little person trying to crawl in*

Jae: surprise

Jay: what are you guys doing here? *pick the baby off the floor*

Jae: we thought you can use some cheers

Jay: where’s-

Jae: sleeping

Jay: oh

Jae: I was gonna come earlier but, some people were not feeling like they wanted to put on clothes.

Jay: *smile*

Jae: you’re a great role model

Jay: you can take some credit to

Jae: no it’s okay, you can have this one.

Jay: how you feeling?

Jae: I’m alright, why?

Jay: you look a bit off

Jae: really?

Jay: yea, I thinking you’re going to be sick

Jae: I don’t feel like it

Jay: you should go get a check up

Jae: I’m fine

Jay: can you please listen to me? for once

Jae: okay okay okay I’ll go in one condition

Jay: that Is?

Jae: you work 5 days a week, two days for us.

Jay: babe honestly-

Jae: Jay, Babe, sweety I know you’re busy, I know you have a lot going on. But the kids are getting bigger by the day, and I think you should spend time with them, it’s not like I’m asking for me. All I’m asking is 24hrs to spend with your children, I don’t want them to grow apart from you.

Jay: okay starting next week

Sadly the following week went and nothing changed. Jaeha and I starting to argue more and more and she is right, the older they get I begin to see the difference.

◇Jae’s views ◇

Jay and I has been at it. All I want is for Jaebum to spend time with his kids, I know the whole feeling of not growing up with parents, and I don’t want that, but no I’m the worst person ever.

Since the birth of the kids, I literally have not had a night to myself, to just hangout. I love every part of being a mom.

Jae:*calls Byul*

Byul: hello

Jae;….

Byul: you Okay?

Jae: …

Byul: do you want me to come over?

Jae: please

*2hrs later*

☆Byul’s views☆

Byul: so I brought pizza, Fruits, Ice cream,that spicy chicken sandwich that you like, cheesecake, carrot cake, and smoothie. where should we start?

Jae: pizza

Byul: where’s the little J’s?

Jae: with their grandparents, spending the day.

Byul: why are you miserable?

Jae: I don’t know it’s just-

Jay: hey Byul

Byul: hey,

Jae: hey Jaeha

Jae:…. hi

Jay: are the kids sleeping? *walks to their room*

Jae: *puts two slices of pizza together and starts eating*

I’m not sure if I should get involved in this. But knowing Jaeha for that long, I doubt she’s going to tell him anything.

Jay: where’s the kids? They’re not in the room.

Jae:*focuses on eating* what do you want to watch B?

Byul:*looks at Jay* uhm…anything…

Jay: Jaeha where are kids?

Jae: I feel like drinking wine? Want some?

Byul: I’m driving

Jae: one glass won’t hurt, wait here *walks to the kitchen *

I literally can’t say anything because I know exactly what she is going through, I get why she might be worried because of her parents. She grew apart from her parents like that. Jay himself don’t look too in the mood for that.

Jay eventually had to leave, and no Jaeha didn’t tell him anything.

*later at home*

Byul: hey mom

Mom: hey, how was she?

Byul: same as me but times three.

Mom: did you tell her you and Gray are fighting?

Byul: no, cause she’s fighting with Jay herself. She’s just worried that the kids won’t know their father.

Mom: did she tell you ?

Byul: no, just my opinion?

Mom: well I have to head back home, your father’s waiting for me.

Byul: okay mom, I’ll talk to you later call me when you get there.

I spent the night waiting for him to come home, but didn’t make it till 2AM.

Gray: B you still up?

Byul:*looks at him and then looks away*

Gray: baby I’m sorry I had soo much to do-

Byul: save it Gray, I really don’t want to hear it. If you hungry your food is in the fridge. Goodnight.

*next morning *

Next morning of course I wake up early, I showered and feed my daughter. Now time to clean and do laundry

Before doing chores never used to be a bit easier when I can blast music, but unlike Jae’s kids, my daughter hate loud noises, and this guy’s still sleeping.

*hours later*

Gray: *walks out of the room dressed*

Byul: where are you going?

Gray: I have to go somewhere, I’ll be right back?

Byul: listen Lee Seong-hwa, I have to go run errands

Gray: take her with you

Byul: did you actually-…. you spent the whole day literally sleeping, it’s already 4pm putting her in and out of the car is going to take too long. Now I’m going to get dress and leave.

*Jay’s Views*

Turned out the kids spent the day with my parents and she did sent me a text message saying that and a few missed calls, but my phone died. Being so busy I notice the difference on how the kids are now, and before.

Now, the crawl follows their mom’s every steps, they won’t stay with me unless she’s in the room, I guess that’s what she was afraid of.

#Giving love a shot part 59 #khh #khh scenarios #khh imagines #aomg #aomg scenarios #aomg imagines #aomg fanfiction #jay park #jay park fanfic #jay

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20170211 Blackpink on CH+ chat

Chyu: Im gonna do chatting (*T/N: In the entire conversation, Jisoo and Jennie both consistently use different spellings for the future tense, so I’m going to try to copy that here) Jen: me is here (*EN) Chyu: I’m Voldemort Jen: imma do it too imma do chatting imma make conversations Rosie: me iz here too Chyu: Ah, why did you follow us Lisa: Everyone~ ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Jen: i hungry Lisa: im gonna do it too Jen: imma eat shake shake burger (*T/N: An American style burger popularized by Chef SongHoon on OliveShow [pic]) Chyu: Im gon eat meat for Chaengie’s birthday Heol Nallalisa I want to hit Lisa for her birthday soon (*T/N: It’s a joke and a way of saying ‘celebrating birthdays’ in Korea, and can include actually hitting the person, or placing cake on their face. US equivalent is throwing them in the shower) Jen: imma greet her happy birthday Lisa: Chaeng-ah buy us meat Chyu: Hungry Lisa: I wanna eat meat Chaeng-ah Jen: chaengie will buy us food today Chyu: im gonna go to inkigayo tomorrow im gonna see Blinks no, im gonna see Ballingkeus (*T/N: This is how Rosé called blinks in her birthday IG post) im gonna greet them Lisa: Jealous.. sob Chyu: im gonna send flying hearts~ Jen: imma follow too imma support Lisa: metoo metoo Jen: imma get the hearts (*T/N: ahhhh my jensoo feels) Chyu: Jendeukie will stick to me and follow along~ (*T/N: ‘Stick’ in Korean in ‘Jindeuk’) Jen: imma be me Chyu: im gonna leave you behind~ im gonna stop you from entering the car Jen: even if you leave me behind imma jindeuk and stick to you Chyu: you gonna have to wait outside Jen: imma bring dalgomie too imma place him in my bag Chyu: i’ll think about whether to give you a Jisoo banner you’re coming because you want that, don’t you ㅎ why didn’t you say so (*T/N: jisoo uses words that sort of treat jennie like a baby here) Jen: imma make a jennie banner imma go and hold up the jennie banner Chyu: Jjindeukie Jjindeukie who looks like jjinbbang (*T/N: jjinbbang = steamed bun with red bean paste filling, it’s a pun) Cheeks are steamed buns Jen: imma be a Chyu-fan imma eat steamed buns Chyu: I want to pop your cheeks! Pwak! Like that! Rosie: imma ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ the unnies are so funny Chyu: Rosé is a pasta Rosé is a wine Rosie: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Chyu: Rosé is Chaeyoung Rosie: ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ That’s right Chyu: Rosé told me while she was beside me that Rosé is a champagne Jen: Can 1000 people come to the chatroom? Unnie sometimes likes to pop my cheeks Chyu: Come, everyone come Brother! (*T/N: Reference to a famous Korean movie, A New World) Jen: jenmochi?! (*T/N: coz of her cheeks) don’t I have normal names anymore after jendeukie? Chyu: Jendeukie But you started from the non-normal name Jennie what are you asking for Jen: new zealand onion association is so funny that my stomach hurts so change the name! ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Chyu: New Zealand Onion Association Chairman Please make me a member of the Onion Association Frying pan Using the frying pan, fry the egg Frying pan? Prying pan? As for eggs, hard-boiled! Jen: it looks like I really need to research unnie’s brain Chyu: You can’t research my brain Jen: hard-boiled eggs all of a sudden sounds delicious if it’s eggs, then it has to be kimchi fried rice Chyu: My brain gets damaged if it’s exposed to air Jen: if it’s kimchi fried rice, then it has to be jendeuk Chyu: If my brain gets damaged, will you give me yours? Will you be able to share your brain with me? Jen: i’m not giving my brain Chyu: wow… i see how it is… Jen: my brain is too smart you can’t handle it 🙊 Chyu: Give Brain! Share Brain! Jen: i can give you my heart Chyu: Give Brain!!!!! Giveeee Brain!!! A black heart means it’s already rotten doesnt it You were planning to give me something already rotten? you thought I would fall for it didn’t you this Black featuring yg new girl group Jennie Jen: The part in the Simpson’s where the monkey is clapping inside his head, it’s funny (Pic attached) Haha that’s already from many years ago Chyu: In the end… (*T/N: 🎵This is the Korean title of ‘Without You’ the GD song that Rosé featured in, Jisoo is singing Rosé’s part) Whose fault is it? There’s no such thing as love (*🎵) We’re becoming strangers again~~~~~ ainnnnnnnnnnnn hey! (*🎵) Question mark Jen: GGBebBe GG Be (*🎵 Seungri feat. Jennie: GGBe) Chyu: Question mark Chaeng Don’t put scallions into egg rolls That’s a warning Don’t put scallions into egg rolls… to mom Don’t put scallions into egg rolls… I’m not being picky It’s just scallions are a bit I’m overexaggerating I’m going to keep making you eat rice puffs (*T/N: The word for ‘rice puffs’ in Korean can also be used to mean ‘over-exaggerate’ or ‘hot air’. Jisoo is making a pun) Nyongan… Today I’ll leave you with a lecture on the rules of eggs.. 1. Hard-boil them 2. Don’t place scallions in egg rolls 3. Don’t place eggs in ramen Nyongan~~~🖐🏼

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