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he's so boyfriend from a music video coded...
alexa, play say ok by vanessa hudgens
#â´collisvng thoughts â¨ď¸#bangchan#you beautiful human you#god hes so pretty#imma cry#imma eat all the scissors in the world#i'm so serious rn
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For the ask game Iâm choosing to ask whatever so what was your favorite matches from the pay per views this year now that worlds end is over?
The way I had to look this up cause I legit do not remember everything itâs just bits and pieces like nonnie I donât remember what I eat in the morning lol also we get like 12 ppvâs a year like damn but okay Iâm only doing aew canât add special episodes or roh itâs long and my picks are controversial so read at your own risk
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Revolution: itâs a tie Bryan vs Eddie with Bryan shaking his hand after he lost and will vs Takeshita cause that match was phenomenal even if I donât remember the story behind it
Dynasty: bullet club gold beating the acclaimed after breaking up the bang bang scissor gang and gaining both roh and aew trios belts (I am happy swerve won the belt but the match and the build were so far less than he deserved and yes Iâm still mad about it)
Double or nothing: the entire triple main event from willow vs Mercedes, swerve and Christian both having great builds and great matches and then the absolute fun and insanity of the anarchy in the arena match and the camera hardly ever showing ftr and the final countdown on repeat muah
Forbidden door: another 3 way timeless Toni vs Mina, and serve vs Ospreay both had great builds great storylines and follow through and the matches were kick ass but I also liked the match between Mercedes and Stephanie even if the after ppv drama was a clusterfuck
Blood and guts: gonna give it to the blood and guts match even if certain people felt out of place because I legit donât remember any of the other matches in this PPV
All in London: willow and Ishii vs stokely and kris the build and story were fun and we needed fun (special shout-out to Nigel for his return and getting to stand against ZSJ)
All out: double runner up to claudiyoots vs bucks for the tag belts (it shoulda been you) and the Chicago street fight with willow and kris but legit nothing was gonna too hangman and swerve
Wrestledream: imma make someone mad with this and this is why I put these under a read more jay white vs hanger. (I love mox and Bryan but this whole match and storyline was the beginning of my winter depression and shot gif bad this year so no I canât lion at this foundly) Anna jay and Harley get a special shout-out cause they were fun and had it not been for jay and hanger woulda been my pick
Full gear: jay and hanger, and mox vs orange special shout out to Danny getting an aew belt
Worlds end: will vs Fletcher the story and build were just exactly what I needed and the ending was right, special shout out to the return of omega. The 4 way should have been here it was my whole reason for watching the pov and I actually enjoyed the build and enjoyed the match but after watching it 3 times I think they called an audible and cut it short nothing felt right and including rated ftr is all level of everything wrong with where aew already went and not where they should be headed to again.
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Paper, Scissors, Rank (Ch: 7)
CHARACTER/PAIRING: Modern!Carrillo x Army!OC (eventually)Â
WARNINGS: maybe some swearing, military slang, more military talk, spelling and grammatical errors. Flippy floppy points of view and tenses. Could be very OOC/AU for some. Carrillo may not be narcos accurate as this is an AU. Some OC x OCÂ
AUTHORS NOTE: ok so idk how good this is, kinda just word vomited onto the page, tryna generate some emotion in there but lets see how it goes, thanks for reading peeps. I know I said I wasn't gonna post but middle of the night inspiration stuck so imma keep writing thisÂ
WORD COUNT: 3.2k
CHAPTER:Â 7 OF ?
TAG LIST(OPEN): @girlpornparadise @1zashreena1 @xxidontwikeitxx @nicke0115 @allalngthewtchtower @lettherebrelight
The drive to the teams new base of operations was by no means short. While still being on defence land they were nearly three hours away from the main base, located in a flat valley in the hills and surrounded by greenery and training equipment. Ash had been here once before during a cadets course many years ago with her father, but it was vastly different now. The house had changed drastically from what used to be multiple cabins to what was now a single stand alone one story place. However while the accommodation had changed the grounds had stayed the same. There was an assault course set up that flowed into the trees to the south of the house and there was a pool to the west of the house, all in all, it was nothing to complain about.Â
The house itself was relatively modern, having been rebuilt within the last few years or so. The entrance was sealed by heavy wooden doors that required a pin in order to access. Upon entry Ash took in the place, it was actually really nice. It was open plan living, the kitchen was directly to the right as you came in the doors, nice wooden benchtops and crisp new appliances. Directly in front of the breakfast bar sat the living room. Three nice couches surrounded a rather large square coffee table, laden with maps. The fireplace that the couches faced was made of a slate grey stone and sat underneath the rather large tv. To the right of the fireplace was a door that she had been informed led to the only bathroom in the house that held a shower, while to the left of the fireplace was the door to Ashâs room.
Across the small hallway was the Colonels room, which was attached to his office that was on the far end of the house. At the end of the small hallway was an open archway that, from what she could see, led to a gym. Stepping further into the house and left from the kitchen Ash noticed another two sets of doors. One that led to the boys room, containing four single military style pits and separate draws for each of them, while the second door opened up onto the workspace for them all, which had a door in the back right corner that opened up onto Carrilloâs office. All in all, Ash couldnât find a single fault to the house, okay perhaps one bathroom to share was gonna be a little tough.
She was startled from her thoughts and exploring when Carrillo called out to her while making his way to his office. âThere's some food in the fridge and everything is pretty easy to find so make yourself at home, the boys should arrive in around about five weeks. Youâve got the single room closest to the bathroomâ Â Ash nodded in thanks and watched as he disappeared into the teams workroom, no doubt going to his office to work through the enlistment papers for the rest of the team. Ash didnât waste much time going to her room, she could eat later when hunger eventually struck her, she was miles too tired from the drive here and sore from moving about so much. Her room was nice. A large double bed sat in the middle of the room encompassed by grey side tables, each sporting a small lamp. In front of the bed sat a tall set of drawers and a small bookcase. Very homely indeed, thankfully, cause god only knows how long the team would be confined to the house doing research and/or planning and training for future raids.
Ash barely gave herself any time to get changed, haphazardly pulling on an oversized shirt and a pair of comfortable gym shorts, before she all but launched herself onto her new bed, grunting in pain when her left side made contact with the bed a little too harshly . She moved onto her back sinking deep into the comfort of the mattress. The bed was like heaven for her after sleeping on either a creaky army pit or the ground for the last twenty some weeks. If this is what she had to look forward to everyday her enthusiasm for work was about to increase ten fold. Â The moment her head touched the pillow she was out like a light. Thankful for her own space and a bed big enough to move around on and toss and turn how she used to.
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As much as Carrillo enjoyed the rank he was and the respect that followed his name, the paperwork at this level was a nightmare. Especially due to the complaints Sinclair had lodged against him due to the incident  at the base hospital. Having to describe in detail the events that occurred between that despicable man and the young officer a mere few rooms over made his blood boil, yet again. He was starting to understand the warnings that came with being posted here, apparently work affairs between ranks wasnât a condemnable act like it was back home in Columbia. An odd world indeed. Still, within his team he would not tolerate any kind of fraternization, hence his decision to cram the boys into one room together and give Greyson her own room, partly for her own privacy but also for his peace of mind.
Pushing the paperwork to the side of his desk, he sighed. That damn soldier might well be the best thing for the team but she sure came with some complications. Heâd done extensive research into his team members upon his arrival to the base, most came from non-military backgrounds, a solid high school education or higher, and most but not all had been serving for at least four years and had seen some kind of fire fight. Then there was Greyson. Military background with files upon files that had been redacted and unable to be accessed by anyone in the force, no matter how hard heâd tried. Only the most basic of information could be found about the young soldier; graduated school with honors and received many scholarship proposals but turned them down, participated in many extracurricular activities before and after her education, applied to join the army as both a regular soldier and an enlisted officer as her father had served but yet again, any information surrounding him and his career or rank had been redacted. A Lot of mystery surrounded this soldier, a mystery the Colonel found himself wanting to solve, even if it did go against his own rule.
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When Ash awoke the room was bathed in light from the full moon outside, the sounds of the bush were a welcome homely feeling for her, nature was her comfort. She went to sit but was struck with immense pain. Both her stab wound and head injuries were sending waves of pain throughout her body, making her vision temporarily blurry. The need to puke was high but Ash pushed it down as far as she could. She was hungry, in pain and now cranky, she just hoped her medication would be easy to find in the kitchen. Stumbling like a newborn deer she tried to shake the dizzy feeling from her head, this concussion was a pain in her ass, but the medics did say the symptoms should be gone within the next few weeks, until then Ash would have to put up with feeling sick and dizzy sometimes. Â Celebrating when she finally made it to the kitchen without falling on her ass, she then struggled to find the lightswitch, now that was one thing she really should have paid attention too when scouting the house when they arrived.
Having located the switch and turning on the lights she winced, they were just that tad bit too bright for a tired concussed brain. It was when she turned to grab a glass of water to quench her thirst that she noticed a glass already laid out on the bench, with what looked like her meds already measured out beside it and a note beneath the glass. Either she was hallucinating or the stoic Colonel had laid this out for her. Gripping the bench as tight as she could as another wave of nausea overtook her sense she moved closer to the glass, there were her meds. Perfectly placed atop a piece of paper that was covered in a rather elegant script. Each pill had the name and the purpose written next to it and at the bottom of the note were the words âDinner is in the fridge, eat first. That's an orderâ Â
Ash scoffed a little at the note, of course heâd write that, seemed the man was more by the book than she thought. She was silently thankful for his detailed note explaining her meds, if she had to pick them from the bottle she wouldnât have known what to take. Opening the fridge and grabbing out the only covered plate she was surprised to find that the meal looked home cooked, Did this man really cook dinner? . It was safe to say she was shocked by the thought but proceeded to microwave her dinner anyway, leaning against the bench to keep herself upright, lest the Colonel come into the kitchen later in the day and find her sprawled out on the floor.
Ash all but devoured the food when it was ready, not waiting for anything to cool down, she was far too hungry. She couldnât remember the last time she ate, or the last time she ate this good. She never would have guessed that Carrillo was this good at cooking, like sure sheâd guess he cooked, but this was some next level stuff. Finishing her meal and cleaning up any mess sheâd made was an effort at best, the dizzy feeling was getting worse every time she moved. Quickly she gathered the pills from the bench and downed them in one gulp, chasing them down with water, she hoped at least one of them would help with the horrible dizziness and the nausea that accompanied it. The need to sleep was beginning to overtake her again, something she figured would be common while she was recovering, as much as that might annoy her sheâd be thankful for the rest.
Like clockwork she yawned, stretching her arms above her head in an attempt to shake the sleep from her body, only to regret the motion a few seconds later. The stitches in her side had pulled impossibly tight at being stretched, her side felt like it was on fire. She reached down to grab her side in pain and pulled her hand away at the warm feeling. Glancing down she noted the rapidly growing red spot seeping into the gauze pad. Of course she had ripped her stitches, she'd been warned by not only the medics but also Carrillo to not move around too much due to her side. Seems she really hadnât been listening to the warnings. Deciding that she was entirely too tired to deal with the result of her stretching Ash just walked as calmly as she could back to her room and clambered into bed. There was always tomorrow to fix this. And with that, Ash was quick to fall back to sleep, her medication no doubt aiding her plight.
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It was the smell of freshly made coffee that had Ash climbing from her bed and shaking off sleep the next morning. Her medication had definitely kicked in, she could feel no pain from anywhere in her body and the nausea had disappeared finally. To her surprise, Carrillo was standing in the kitchen, dressed in a pair of grey sweatpants and simple white t-shirt that was entirely too tight, not the Ash was complaining cause the view from her vantage point was amazing. If Ash believed in a higher power she woulda thought that the gods had gifted her with the man standing in the kitchen. No man had the right to look so sinfully delicious in a simple white shirt like that. It was so tight that it clung to his sculpted upper body and left very little to the imagination The thin shirt was stretched thin across his chest, pecs struggling to stay contained. The fabric was stretched tight across his broad bulky shoulders, his biceps straining against the confines of the sleeves that were sure to tear if he were to flex just the right way. He reclined against the bench facing her but was wrapped up with whatever was on the tv. Ash was obvious in her gawking so it was only a matter of time before his eyes fell to her. When they did, his eyes widened comically in shock. Ash wasnât sure why until his eyes travelled down her frame and landed on her side before a look of realisation overcame his face. Â
He took a few quick paces towards her before turning to his right and disappearing into the bathroom with a look of determination on his face. Ash paid him no mind and made her way to the kitchen counter to pour herself a coffee before taking a long pleasant sip. It was a mere minute later that Carrillo was standing in front of her, a med kit laid out on the bench and an expectant look on his face. She looked at him long and hard before realising he was speaking, she gave him a questioning look, tilting her head to the side, before she heard him huff and repeat what he said.
âGreyson, I asked you to take of your shirtâ Â
It was Ashâs turn to gape at him, the audacity of this man, why would the most by the book man sheâd ever met be so unprofessional. âExcuse me?â the disbelief in her words made him roll his eyes, if she wasnât so confused right now she probably wouldâve gone off at him for that.
âI donât know what activities you got up too last night, but youâve obviously torn through your stitches, despite the warning from both the medics and myselfâ He said with a small amount of annoyance while pointing at her side. Now that Ash looked down she realised he was right. Blood had well and truly soaked through her bandage and through the shirt she wore to bed, She was unsure how she didnât notice this sooner because now that she was seeing it with her own two eyes, it was pretty obvious.
Begrudgingly she pulled the shirt over her head, unsure as to why she had to take it off completely before coming to the conclusion that the shirt probably should be washed. She had a second to drop her shirt before Carrillo was standing a mere few inches in front of her, slowly peeling the bandage from her skin before inspecting her wound, Since when was he a medic?, that thought had her laughing silently, or so she thought. Being this close meant that he heard her laugh so she was met with a raised eyebrow and a bored expression on his face, that surely ended her laughter. She was silent while he worked, wincing occasionally when he prodded a little too hard to see her reaction.
âYouâll be fine if you rest for the next few days, you tore the bottom few stitches. Donât do anything stupid and the wound will be healed on timeâ His tone was definitive and the order was clear.
Ash groaned and rolled her eyes, a brave thing to do this close to the man. Â He handed her a bandage then turned around to pack away the supplies from the kit. She quickly fixed the bandage and took off toward her room, coffee abandoned on the bench, she was well and truly awake now. New shirt now acquired and covering herself she returned to the main room, Carrillo now vacant from the space and probably in his office working. She snatched up the tv remote and flicked through the channels, settling on an old war movie before curling onto her side to relax.
She woke hours later, the movie long since ended and the daylight now darkness. A blanket had been draped over her in her sleep and her dinner was sitting on the coffee table with a glass of water and her medication beside it. She would forever be grateful for the subtle ways the Colonel looked after her, even if he would never admit to it. She at least knew he cared enough for his team that heâd go out of his way to make her feel comfortable and like she belonged, even if she was new to the force.
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Aside from the incident in the kitchen the rest of the week went pretty smooth. Theyâd developed some semblance of a rhythm. Both woke early, whoever made it to the kitchen first put the pot of coffee on and poured a cup for the both of them, conveniently they preferred their coffee the same way. Black with no milk or sugar. Then they usually sat at the kitchen counter to eat breakfast, cereal for Ash and whatever Carrillo cooked himself for breakfast, Ash really wasnât one for a big meal in the mornings. After breakfast the Colonel usually disappeared into his office to work and the younger officer would clean up their dishes and then hog the shower for as long as possible, soaking in the opportunity to have a warm shower all to herself without limits. Ash would spend most of the day watching tv or reading one of the many military inspired books that occupied the wall mounted shelves on either side of the tv.
Carrillo would emerge from his office around sixteen hundred hours each day, and proceed to cook dinner for the both of them. Ash had tried once but burnt the steak and been deemed too inexperienced and untrustworthy in the kitchen, something she was silently glad for cause the Colonel was a better cook than she ever couldâve hoped. Again Ash did the clean up, a fair trade off for not cooking, while Carrillo once again disappeared, this time to the gym or for a run around the perimeter of the property along the treeline, a sight Ash loved to enjoy. Only twice  he had stayed to converse or silently watch the news beside her. Then like clockwork they would bid each other goodnight and retire to their rooms.
Everything was going perfect, the routine now something established and easy to work through, even if Ash did complain about being on couch/bed rest until either the medics cleared her or the Colonel deemed her fit enough to begin easing her way into training. It wasnât until the Wednesday of their second week together that something changed between them, something Ash looked back on with a smile on her face and made Carrillo have conflicted feelings and wish he had just stuck to their schedule they had so easily adapted to around each other.
#horacio carrillo#horacio carrillo x reader#horacio Carrillo x oc#paper scissors rank#modern au#chapter 7
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Stuff people at my high school have said or done
⢠âIâll just pretend I broke my ankle. Iâll limp a littleâ
⢠âYouâre face doesnât even have many bonesâ
⢠âDo you wipe your ass with your fingersâ
⢠âI look cute though so Iâm saving itâ
⢠âTheyâre not dirty minded they just have a sexy brainâ
⢠âThis is not a good situation now. Iâm not happyâ
⢠*sleeping in class and randomly screams* âSTOP!!!â
⢠âIâm coloring my weed symbolâ
⢠âI stretch pretty violently Iâm sorryâ
⢠âI look like Iâm more full of life than youâ
â˘âIâm a good personâ âhaha okâ
⢠âIâm gonna round it to the nearest 11â
⢠âYou donât always have to swallowâ
⢠âWhat a fucking time to be aliveâ
⢠âwhy are you harissing meâ
⢠âThatâs why you turn around and punch him in the faceâ. âI donât have timeâ
⢠âYou are the highest gradeâ
⢠âDoes it taste normalâ. âNo it tastes goodâ
⢠âWhy are we all up in this cold ass blueberryâ
⢠âThe sun canât be that hotâ
⢠âI could have overreached but that would make me stupidâ
⢠âIâm all muscle bro, itâs tight on meâ
⢠âIâm a stripper thatâs how I make my moneyâ
⢠âYouâre my momâ *talking to the teacher*
⢠âAre you highâ âjust get it offâ
⢠*laughs normally* âyou sound like a pedophileâ
⢠âPinkie ring until I rollâ
⢠*about to jump off a cliff in a video for free diving* âpush herâ
⢠âCapitalism is okâ
⢠âItâs so funny how you can be alive one second and dead the nextâ
⢠âChange the m in marijuana to a j. Jarijuanaâ
⢠*teacher puts desk in the hallway*
⢠âHe smoked waterâ
⢠âYou canât speak Latinâ âCan you?â
⢠âMay I acquire a pencilâ âyes you mayâ âhave a blessed dayâ
⢠âIâm going to write a book about how depressed I amâ
⢠âGod has forsaken meâ
⢠*girls trying to stab each other with scissors*
⢠âI got a pretty long weenus. It looks like a penisâ
⢠âMy skeleton is twerkingâ
⢠*draws a skeleton twerking* âthis is why itâs fun to learn artâ
⢠âWhy does he have eye holes?â âHeâs a skeletonâ
⢠âDonât get my businesses â
⢠âYOU ARE A WHOREâ
⢠âlove is so goodâ
⢠âHappy 17th day of birthâ
⢠âYou know itâs cold when you walk outside and itâs cold
⢠âwhy are you smiling like a creep Jess?â âThatâs my normal faceâ
⢠âIâm living my best life, right here right nowâ
⢠*About thirty kids doing nothing but snapping*
⢠âYes, I am very racist about smart boardsâ
⢠âI used to be like ;) but now Iâm like :|â
⢠âPhysically Iâm here but mentally Iâm still at homeâ
⢠âEmotions are like hurricanes. They never go where they are suppose tooâ
⢠âit took me a whole 27 minutesâ
⢠âI would pay for the fire alarm to go off againâ
⢠âWhy did we get such a gay name like Florenceâ
⢠âthis is my dadâ *points to Albert Einstein
⢠*A REAL debate on wether to rip the clippy part off of mechanical pencils*
⢠âNot gonna lie. I grinded a friends marathon this weekendâ
⢠âFINISH THE TEAâ
⢠âYou should know to never mess with another persons tech deckâ
⢠âShe has a thing against white people even though sheâs whiteâ
⢠âSpeak of the devil. All white, what a frightâ
⢠âYou are a childrenâ
⢠âYou think a bull in a china shop? How about a bomb in a restaurantâ
⢠âMe doâ
⢠âI cheesed myselfâ
⢠âI never said I was going to jump you at Bojanglesâ
⢠âKnitting is VERY funâ
⢠âIâm not good enough, Iâm great enoughâ
⢠âNorth Korea, South Korea, Same thingâ
⢠*drops pencil* âNOOOOOOOOOâ
⢠*light flickers* âexcuse youâ
⢠âYou can make Australia bigger?â
⢠âWhy donât we burn people at the stake anymore for doing crimes. It was proven very effectiveâ
⢠âItâs like I went into the pits of hellâ
⢠âCan I borrow her crutchesâ âShe has a lotâ
⢠âYou have arms?â
⢠âI was born thickâ
⢠âI wasnât sick I was drunkâ
⢠âbe a good person. Go go goâ
⢠âLotion and ravioliâ
⢠âIt smells like weed in hereâ
⢠âF*ck oxygenâ
⢠âbring it back tomorrow or you dieâ
⢠âTables are for glasses, not assesâ
⢠âStick it in between her boobsâ
⢠âA lot of religions end in ismâ âChristianiaismâ
⢠âI just want someone to snort my ashes. That would be cool. Mix it with a little cocaineâ
⢠âThe United States of Australiaâ
⢠âClark Kent who. Iâm kidding, thatâs not even Spider-Manâ
⢠âMental cheeseâ
⢠âYour blood is not supposed to make whistling noisesâ
⢠âWho sleeps on a Friday nightâ
⢠âA whole ass raceâ
⢠âthatâs a sexy buttonâ âI know rightâ
⢠*Screams* âand....â
⢠âJudaism is neither a religion or raceâ
⢠âHave you ever met someone and thought âwow. I would feel no remorse killing youââ
â˘âI hate this school with a burning passionâ
â˘âBeep beep in your seatsâ
â˘âWhat is wrong with the world? The simulation is breakingâ
â˘âWhat if weâre each otherâs dadâ
â˘âYou use mental gymnastics to get around your head and get what you wantâ
â˘âYou canât just roll up to North Korea. You have to beat me in bingoâ
â˘*teachers wear a dress and played despacito on the trumpet*
⢠âHeâs a stingy boiâ
⢠âA for anarchy? Dude i wishâ
⢠âshut up Iâm chokingâ
⢠âThe snack the smiles backâ âGOLDFISH!!!â
⢠âWhereâs the pointy boi?â âI donât know. I have the thick boiâ
⢠âDude. Fish canât talkâ
⢠âStop taking my eraserâ âitâs a rulerâ âit can be whatever it wants to beâ
⢠âA female vacuum is attractiveâ
⢠âI can love you but not like youâ
⢠âI am mother gothel mentally, physically and spiritually
⢠âMother gothel is my religionâ
⢠âIM GETTING A COW!!!!â
⢠âItâs like Leonardo DaâVinchi but instead itâs Leonardo Decaprioâ
⢠âI wish I had some crippling disease. Schizophrenia would be niceâ
⢠âIâm gonna kill someone for the rush of adrenaline Iâll get. Iâll get pumped, then Iâll work outâ
⢠âShould I become an important political figureâ
⢠âMy cats might have eaten himâ
⢠âWho else is trying to overthrow the governmentâ
⢠âWhereâs our kid?â âHe looked at me funny and I had to teach him a lesson. I flushed him down the toiletâ
⢠âI text Jesus all the timeâ
⢠âYou are a saucy boiâ
⢠âYour neck is really soft. Do you know that?â
⢠âUm. No professor. I donât give a fuckâ
⢠âBro I look like a whole ass beetleâ
⢠âYou know? Iâm definitely going to hell. But Iâve accepted thatâ
⢠âWe need to go to the woods and have a collective cryâ
⢠âMoths = whoreâ
⢠âCan we watch more food videosâ
⢠âJust outlive the old people and health care prices can go back to normalâ
⢠âLetâs just start the gladiator games again to handle populationâ
⢠âIâll be Michael Phelpsâ
⢠âDonât you just hate it when Nolan steps on your 69 Barbie headâ
⢠âHeâs so 20â
⢠âLITTLE BOY! WHERE ARE YOUR NIPPLESâ
⢠âYou guys disgust meâ
⢠âI thought I had a good nights sleep but then I stood up and was like âoh noââ
⢠âyou look better as an appleâ
⢠âWhy the fuck does it smell like weed in here. Mrs. Burch be blazing it upâ
⢠âWhat is the coast of South Carolina growingâ âFishâ
⢠âWhy are we here on Halloween but not on Thanksgivingâ
⢠âEven though Iâm 18 I still might go trick or treatingâ
⢠âAll minors should be allowed to trick or treatâ
⢠âTomorrow is not today, is it?â
⢠âah yes, the glorious uno and dosâ
⢠âI think Kanye is a crackheadâ
⢠âLike. Sheâs not hideousâ
⢠âCasserole and Gatorade?â
⢠âThatâs what Googleâs for girlyâ
⢠âthis class has corrupted meâ
⢠âYou stepped on my fatâ
⢠âWhat would Jesus do?â
⢠*Squeaks kazoo in anguish*
⢠âWeâre going to watch a video about the depressionâ âweird, nobody has been following me around with camerasâ
⢠âApproximately 50 minutes till ice creamâ
⢠âDid you know heroin is not good for you?â
⢠âI have the constant need to fight myself and my demonsâ
⢠âwhat the hell?â âI knowâ
⢠âyou are crack-a-lakin me upâ
⢠âI have no muscles so whatâs the pointâ
⢠âFlex on the leglessâ
⢠âdidnât that movie come out in November? Fifty shades of green?â
⢠*County music blares from another class down the hall*
⢠âI got a twin brotherâ âWhatâs his nameâ âPjâ
⢠âKeep the iPhone in your earâ
⢠âSuper white red lipstickâ
⢠âThey just need a lot more dollarsâ
⢠âDonât be like Anthonyâ âIsnât he your sonâ
⢠âThereâs a lot that needs to happen in the next.... todayâ
⢠*Plays bagpipe music walking down the hallway*
⢠âSay sorry to Billie Eilishâ
⢠âWe should make army merchâ
⢠âSome of us have bitch lipsâ
⢠âTime is moco locoâ
⢠âAlfred Adler sounds like Adolf Hitlerâ
⢠âAlbert Einstein is my favorite presidentâ âYESâ
⢠âItâs winter berriesâ
⢠âShe just unfollowed your assâ
⢠âDo you ever get so mad youâre like rrrrrâ
⢠âBear Grills filtered that shitâ
⢠âThe US army is trying to recruit us with socks and bandannasâ
⢠âThis dude tastes badâ
⢠âIâm a sophisticated retardâ
⢠âItâll get your heart rate upâ âI think asthma will make my heart rate go downâ
⢠âShe was like egh and the he was like EGHâ
⢠*Door wonât open* âDISRESPECTFULâ
⢠âif she wasnât my sister she would be my babyâ
⢠âWill you let me make love to an Oreoâ
⢠âDirections turn me onâ
⢠âIâll eat youâ âDude thatâs gayâ
⢠âyouâve been had a 69 in hereâ
⢠âIâm gonna be real with you. Hayden is a whole ass lesbianâ
⢠âIâm sorry that picture is ugly. Sorry sisâ
⢠âA whole jump suit with pikachu on itâ
⢠âHeâs been birthedâ
⢠âRu Paulâs drag race has been draggedâ
⢠âImma sip some chlorineâ
⢠âwhy do you gotta throw upâ
⢠âsuicidal dog collarâ
⢠âIâm pulling out Murphyâs head assâ
⢠âyouâre gonna be single foreverâ
⢠âDo you trust me?â âNoâ âwhyâ âyou know whyâ âI told the truth afterâ
⢠âI didnât mean to make her suicidalâ
⢠âI did it in the most respectful way I possible couldâ âoh Jesusâ
⢠âitâs not my fault she had that much of a connectionâ
⢠âsheâs a sly bitchâ
⢠*dresses in a Thomas the train hat and plays Thomas the train theme song on a piano*
⢠âIâm getting better at thisâ âwhatâ âthisâ
⢠âItâs just my master plan to manipulate peopleâs emotions and have many successes in my futureâ
⢠âHow do you do thatâ âI just empty my eyesâ
⢠âYou know what. Give me my birthday backâ
⢠âBitch bye. Not even cousinsâ
⢠âthey go away. They donât putt puttâ
⢠âwhyâ âso you donât die in a police chaseâ
⢠âare you a virginâ âyesâ *throws paper* âthereâs my virginity for youâ
⢠âIâm not stupid. Iâm just not smartâ
⢠*tries to hit someone with a decapitated mannequin head that has swim goggles on and fake blood coming out of its eyes*
⢠âyou ignantâ
⢠âI hope she chokesâ
⢠âI had to sit at the edge of my chair, feet flat on the floor and hold my hornâ
⢠âI donât want to get my freaking hair doneâ
⢠âhe hates my moms gutsâ âyeah no shitâ
⢠âok. Can you go cry over thereâ
⢠âFuckin Jurassic worldâ
⢠âwill you please beat up my momâ
⢠*drops phone purposefully* *immediately gets scared*
⢠âI want a new momâ âthen break herâ
⢠âdid you just say whatâs frog juiceâ
⢠*freshman walk by* âoh shit thereâs a parade of themâ
⢠âthat five year old king is a queenâ
⢠âJoin the ranksâ
⢠âGarrettâs carressing the computerâ âcoolâ
⢠âYouâre going into my dragons mouthâ
⢠âDonât snap my crabâ
⢠âCrab breaking black beltâ
⢠âare you milking the crabâ
⢠âCameron buttered my lemonsâ
⢠âMixed with godâ
⢠âWhatâs the juiceâ
⢠âIâm your bestie and you wonât even tell me the juiceâ
⢠âLetâs amazon.com thisâ
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Not Gon Cry | Chapter 3
PREVIOUS CHAPTERS â Chapter One Chapter Two
CHARACTERS â Black! Reader X MâBaku X TâChalla
CONTENT â Trials Of Black Love, Adultery, Broken Vows and Marriage, Humiliation and Manipulation
PLOT â Based off of the song, âNot Gon Cryâ by Mary J. Blige on her Share My World album. This is strictly based off of the lyrics, but a little twist. In addition, I STRONGLY suggest listening to this song on REPLAY while reading to get further feels, but hey..
NARRATIVE â A week has passed since you left Gorilla City and word has quickly spread around the country about the rumored separation with you and the Great Gorilla. From local news reporters, gossip blogs and social media they have been covering the story as they desperately tried to dig for information.
However, aside from the nosy journalists you were focused on protecting the innocence of your children as everyday theyâd seem to have detailed questions about your split and continued to tell you about the rumors they heard circulating from tribe to tribe.
Who wants to talk to their kids and hear them ask, ââUmama, why did you and utata split?â
Or tell you, ââI heard a council member say that utata was caught in bed with a hooker. Whatâs a hooker, umama?â
Whenever you saw them you prepared yourself to sugar coat the answers to any of their questions.
Meanwhile, after you left the Jabari kingdom and travelled into the city you found yourself staying at a luxurious villa courtesy of King TâChalla after making one call. Besides, him being the understanding King of Wakanda that he is, didnât want to hear about you struggling to find a place of for you and your kids.
Furthermore, the villa he gifted you had everything you needed and more as it was as a two-story home with threee bedrooms and two bathrooms. Coming fully furnished with a pool attached and vibranium infused technology wired throughout the villa courtesy of Shuri.
After showing you the villa he insisted that you stay close to the palace that way if you needed anything or if an emergency occurred he would be close by.
Finding the double meaning behind his words you shook off the warm feeling inside before he departed leaving you with a soft peck on the cheek and a firm hug. Not having energy to question his motives you left it at that and started to unpack your belongings.
With your favorite record playing you sung the lyrics to Mary J Blige as you danced throughout the home.
Wanting your children to be as comfortable as possible seeing as though their parents were going through a nasty separation you wanted to introduce them to a new environment with a warmer climate.
As two days passed since you moved into your house and it was now time for you to go back to Gorilla City to discuss the details of your separation with MâBaku in the presence of lawyers, advisors and tribe elders.
Traveling back up to the snowy mountains as cold temperatures engulfed you, you began to feel uneasy as you had to dress up in the thick furs and headgear to survive the freezing climate.
Reaching the kingdom, you were greeted by the guards before you walked to the throne room where the meeting was scheduled. Walking deeper into the room you spotted your advisor and lawyers and gave them a pleasant smile before your eyes landed onto the large frame of the Great Gorilla who sat on his encrusted throne with a deeply disturbed face.
Judging by his looks it seemed as if these couple of days have been hell for him as he had apparent bags underneath his eyes, dried auburn curls that shouted for moisturizer and weak bone structure that stated that he hadnât been eating much either. Overall, the man looked like a mess; a cheating mess at that.
When you walked in his head innately went up as he scanned over your figure shamelessly. Shaking off his lustful eyes you sauntered over towards your team of defenders before taking a seat beside them.
âGood morning, Chieftess Y/N.â His advisor, greeted. Giving him a tight lip smile you greeted him back.
âAlright, letâs get this started then.â An elder said, as she took her seat next to the male elder. âSo, Y/N tell us what you want to see happen today.â The male elder said, before clasping his hands together.
ââWell, now that we are working out the details of our separation I want alimony, child support, joint custody and therapy for our children.â You stated, which caused the council to dramatically gasp at your list of extensive demands.
Clearing his throat the elderly man said, âCould you explain to us why you are demanding so much?â He questioned. Raising your eyebrow in aggravation you said, âIf you must know the alimony is giving spousal support to me since I had to give up my career as an international publicist for America to come live here after I got married to MâBaku.â You detailed.
ââand the child support is to help me maintain and continue the lifestyle our children have been attained and accustomed to since their birth.â
âIn addition, I want joint custody because they are at a critical age where they need their mother while also being in the their fatherâs presence. Lastly, I want our children to go to therapy because they come and tell me about everything they hear on news station and ask me questions about things that children should know nothing about.â You clarified, as your tone of voice rised and vocal cords thick with annoyance.
Silence once again fell throughout the room as his team shared concerning looks, âWell how much are you looking to get paid for on a monthly basis for both spousal and child support?â They asked.
âTwenty thousand for the spousal support and thirty thousand for child support making it fifty thousand idolas each month.â You calculated, with a smirk.
âMâBaku do you have any comments?â The elderly woman asked, as the Great Gorilla grew silent as he watched the discussion unfold before him. âY/N is a grown woman and she essentially knows whatâs best for our children, so Iâll give her the child support, joint custody and the childrenâs therapy.â He shrugged.
ââHowever, I do not agree with the spousal support, I see no point in providing Y/N with any support after our separation.â He emphasized, with a sudden flare in his nostrils and crease in his wrinkled forehead.
Abruptly feeling your blood pressure rise with every condescending word he spoke youâve began to feel your frame starting to shake with great infuriation.
âMâBaku you know I need that money and as I recall you said that half the kingdom was mine just as well as yours when we got married and if your a man of your word like to claim then run me money!â
Spotting the elderly council members fixate their mouths the object MâBaku threw up his hand halting their outburst. âYou can keep the kingdom and all of that, but I just need you to pay me all of the idolas I could have been making had I kept my job!â
âSo, imma need you to quit showing your ass infront of all these people and agree to what Iâm requesting in order to speed up this process.â You spat, as you could literally feel venom spewing with each word.
Shaking your head with great disgust you watched as the Great Gorilla tense up; something MâBaku would always do whenever yâall two got in a dispute. âStop. Youâve had enough time to talk about your demands and expand on your reasonings now itâs time I do the same.â He stated, quickly commanding attention.
Standing up out of this throne he spoke, âY/N, you come back to Gorilla City and into my kingdom with your list of demands and expect me to not have any disagreement, sithandwa sa?â He questioned, as he pace mocking the movements of preying gorilla.
âWell, you are sadly mistaken. Yes, I suggested for you to quit your job because you would be swamped with your tribal duties as my chieftess. However, I did noy force you to quit your job. Therefore, I shouldnât have to pay you for your lost wages.â He explained, as he continued to pace back and forth.
Suddenly standing up you quickly approached him making him halt his movements. âWhy are so damn arrogant? Do you not understand why I need this?â You asked, once your anger was started to peak.
âYou know what, I donât why Iâm even wasting my time trying to explain this to someone who doesnât even have the capacity to listen.â You spat, causing MâBaku to blatantly roll his eyes in irritation.
Shaking your head, âIâm taking the kids with me, while theyâre gone you need to try and comprehend what I just said.â You stated, before making your way out of the throne room and towards your kids rooms.
However, on the walk to your childrenâs room, a mischievous idea popped into your head causing you to make an abrupt u-turn in the hallway. Opening the door to your old bedroom you once shared with your MâBaku, you walked in. Heading straight towards his closet you grabbed a handful of his precious furs and wool clothing before carrying them to the bedroom tossing them on the large bed.
After throwing his clothes on the bed you stormed into the master bathroom before roughly opening up a drawer grabbing a pair of scissors. Stomping back into the bedroom you damn near leaped over to the bed as you started fiercely cutting at his clothes.
Five minutes have passed since you started cutting at his clothes, taking a break as you scanned over the sheered pile of clothes, but you werenât satisfied.
Hopping off of the bed you reached into your bra pulling out your burgundy colored lipstick. Feeling a smirk dance across your lips you quickly popped the top off before you started viciously writing.
With your adrenaline increasing by the second, you started to lose control of your rapid emotions as you ran into the bathroom and began to write hateful messages on the mirror.
Your messages included everything from, ââYou deserve everything that is coming to you.â to ââYour never gonna touch this pussy again.â and, âI hope you enjoy watching me give this pussy up baby.â
Pulling away from the mirror you stepped back and admired the word wall you just created.
Smirking at your work, you placed the cap back on your lipstick before you approached the mirror again and placed a kiss on the mirror, claiming the artwork.
Leaving out of the bedroom after making sure that the coast was clear from guards roaming the hall you dodgedout of the room. Reaching your kids room you quickly packed them up before meeting your driver outside the Jabari kingdon and within a couple of minutes youâve arrived at your home.
âUmama, where are we?â Zuko questioned, as he peeked his head up looking outside of the vehicle.
âWe are at umamaâs new place, usana.â You smiled, before you got out of the car to open their doors.
Words couldnât describe the overwhelming joy you felt bringing your children to your home. Wishing you couldâve capture their grins when you opened up the door to your house youâd showed them around from the giant pool, vibranium powered technology to the separate bedrooms and bathrooms.
Furthermore, after settling them into the house and cooking them their favorite dishes youâve set up the movie, Lion King as their bedtime arrived.
Now in the kitchen, you stood infront of the empty sink drying up the last of the dishes before you heard the doorbell echo throughout the house.
Flicking your head up at the noise you walked to the door unlocking it before opening it as you instantly spotted the moonlight radiating over the mocha colored man with the big heart standing at your doorstep with a wide smile.
âTâChalla, what are you doing here?â You asked, as you quickly pushed your dark curls behind your ear.
Waiting for an answer you spotted his eyes darting back and forth from the wooden tiles on the floor to your inviting eyes. âWell, Iâve just received word that you have arrived back in town from Gorilla City with your children in your possession.â
ââSo, I was in the village and thought Iâd just drop by and see how well your kids were liking the villa and adjusting to the climate change.â He stammered, before awkwardly clearing his throat.
Leaning against your door frame you said, âHold up. You came all the way to my house at eight oâclock at night just to check up on my children.â You asked, with a slight wittiness behind your voice.
âOf course, as King of Wakanda it is my greatest duty to ensure the comfortability and security of everyone who lays their head down in this great country.â He informed, before a giggle escaped between your plump lips.
âWhat?â He teased, before he playfully nudged your arm trying to get an answer from you. âNothing.â You answered, before shaking your head with a grin still present on your face.
âSo, are you gonna let me in, or are we just gonna stand out here looking at each other? Because if so Iâm perfectly fine standing.â He joked, as he propped his body up against the door.
Rolling your eyes, âCome on in before I change my mind.â You threatened, as you opened the door wider before walking deeper into your home.
ââI see youâve made it your own.â He stated, as he strolled over into the living room picking up a frame that had a picture of you and Cebisa. Nodding your head he continued, âSheâs gonna to look just like her umama when she grows up.â He complimented, as he traced his finger over your face.
Walking into the kitchen after watching TâChalla place your picture frame down you poured yourself a glass of fresh mango juice. TâChalla soon joined you in the kitchen, âWant some juice?â You offered, as you gripped the handle to the pitcher ready to place it back into the refrigerator.
Nodding his head TâChalla spoke up, âItâs very quiet, where are your kids?â He asked, as he took a seat on a stool across the island. âIn my bedroom watching a movie, hopefully sleeping by now.â You replied, while handing him his glass before putting the juice away and walking towards your cabinet.
Pulling at the handle you grabbed a bottle of tequila before shutting the cabinet door with a light thud as you walked back over the island. Unscrewing the top you poured yourself a generous amount. Lifting your head, âYou want some?â You offered, with a hand outstretched towards TâChalla.
Politely declining you put the top back on the liquor before putting it back up. Walking back you leaned against your counter with your drink now in your grasp before taking a sip of the concatenation.
Instinctively closing your eyelids you took in a large intake of oxygen allowing it to expand your lungs as you felt the burning trail of liquor travel down your pharynx and esophagus. Snapping your eyes open after detecting another pair of eyes on your figure you saw TâChalla inspecting your bizarre behavior.
âWhat is the matter?â He questioned, as he viewed your stressed position. Not receiving an answer he took that as an opportunity to move closer as he rounded the corner and stood infront of you.
âYou can tell me anything, you know that right?â He assured, as he took ahold of free your hand.
Shutting your eyes once more as you felt a wave of despair controlling your emotions resulting in a lone tear slipping from your eye. Immediately catching onto your shattered mental state TâChalla quickly swiped it away with his thumb before he gently holding onto your face.
Inhaling you slowly nodded before opening your eyes revealing your immense brown eyes.
Instantly you found his own staring into yours making a dose of butterflies erupt deep within your soul. Forcefully clearing your throat you flicked your eyes anywhere but his as you started to mimic the behavior of a bashful teenage girl.
âLetâs sit you down.â He declared, as he took ahold of your forearm. ââand lemme get this glass.â He said, as he abruptly snatched the drink out of your hand before placing it on the countertop.
Pulling you towards the kitchen table he sat you down in a chair before taking a seat for himself next to you. âYou canât conceal your emotions around me Y/N, so tell me whatâs been troubling you.â He stated, before tenderly squeezing your hand.
Licking your lips as you frantically tried to get your emotions underway you opened your mouth to tell him everything that occurred with MâBaku but was suddenly cut off by a small voice.
ââUmama, the movie went off can you please change it?â Cebisa asked, as she sluggishly rubbed her eyes with one balled up fist while the other clutched onto a stuffed Black Panther doll.
Swiftly turning around you saw a gentle grin across TâChallaâs face as he looked at her sleepy figure and stuffed doll. Dropping her fist by her side after she cleared her vision her mouth instantly dropped as her eyes widen at the man before her.
âHey, itâs King TâChalla!â Cebisa exclaimed, as she released her doll and ran up and hugged the King of Wakanda. Feeling your heart flutter at the unfolding of the scene before you a small smile appeared on your face as they made small talk.
Clearing your throat, âI hate to break up this reunion, but someone is up past her bedtime.â You playfully scolded, with one raised eyebrow.
âI donât wanna go to sleep umama, I wanna hang out with King TâChalla.â Cebisa whined, as she clenched her arms tighter around his neck. âCâmon usana, we have things to do bright and early in the morning and we canât do it if we have to wake up a grumpy child.â
Hearing the whole ordeal TâChalla spoke, âI can put her to bed if you want, Y/N.â He offered, causing the somber child to perk up at his words.
Feeling the pleading stares of your child and the man holding the most powerful title in the country you sighed before giving a faint nod making your daughter erupt into cheers.
âDonât think youâre getting slick young lady, there will not be another movie, but instead a book.â You said.
âOkay, can I show him my room, umama?â Cebisa asked, causing you to nod as giggles left your lips.
Laughing at your daughterâs antics, TâChalla picked up your daughter as he rose to his feet and walked in the direction she was pointing out. âHere is it!â You heard her yell, before hearing the door creak open.
Shaking away your thoughts, you stood up out of your seat walking back towards your drink resting on the counter. Taking it in your grasp, you looked down at the liquidity saffron yellow in your cup and sighed.
Tempted to throw caution to the wind and blatantly ignore TâChallaâs wise words you instead took heed of his guidance and walked over to the sink before watching pour down and run down the drain.
Eventually, the act of pouring the drink into your sink led you to start popping off every top to every drink sitting in your cabinet down the drain. Seven empty bottles later empty with only droplets of liquor left, you threw them all into your trashcan.
Inhaling and exhaling your stress away, you quietly tiptoed upstairs and towards your daughterâs room.
Pausing at the door you peaked through the cracked slit and spotted your daughter leaned up against the warm embrace of TâChalla as she was enthralled by the words of the King as he read her favorite book, The Princess and The Frog.
ââIn order to keep her dream alive Princess Tiana started waiting tables as she saved every penny.â
Finding yourself beaming at the sight you felt your heart flutter as TâChalla and your baby girl was completely absorbed into the fairytale.
Softly knocking on the door you pushed opened the door briefly catching their attention. âCan I join the book club?â You teased, as you came closer to the bed gripping onto the side of the bed railing.
âOf course.â Cebisa answered, before patting her comforter indicating the empty spot next to her.
Grinning at her response you climbed into the bed settling right beside her as TâChalla continue reading the story again. With his animated voice never stopping even within your presence.
TRANSLATIONSâ
âNobusi.â means honey âMnandi.â means sweetheart âUsana.â means baby âSithandwa sa.â means my love âUmama.â means mother âUtata.â means father âIdola.â means dollars âMandla.â means to have power âCebisa.â means to give advise âZuko.â means to give glory
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BTS Run 40 - The Jin Harem
Happy (Lunar) New Year!Â
(I posted this on Valentineâs / Single Awareness Day though...)
My prediction: This post wonât be that long since I didnât notice too many harem moments. Letâs see if Iâm wrong like always :D
Letâs Get It~
We start off this lunar new year with Yoonjin reaching for their face at the same time
A study on mirroring: itâs been noted that mirroring occurs when A is looking at B and is subconsciously influenced by their actions.
A study on mirroring: itâs also been said that mirroring tends to occur when A is interested in B
A & B = Yoonjin
I wonder whoâs got Jinnieâs eyes on them?
Whoever that is, they are a lucky man
Ft. Tiny looking JK
Ft. Magical Boy Chim looking huge in comparison to Jk and Jin
Jk CLEARLY looking at Jinnie as he does the old spread and hug
He wants those worldwide shoulders and he wants it bad
I believe I can fly~Â I believe I can touch those shoulders I think about him every night and day Spread my wings and touch away~
I spy with my pretty eyes, a fineass looking man
How about 3?
Jinâs habit of being more interested in knowing someone elseâs team is once again present in this episode.
ft. Tol Jin and Smol Yoongs
I LOVE ME SOME HEIGHT DIFFERENCE
Tae looks like a giant though
Seems like yoongs is interested to know which Team Jinnie is in~
LOVE TRIANGLE TIME!!!
Yoongs and Tae collectively reaching out for Jinnie!!!
Our Worldwide handsome-him is so desirable
Jk: *pines from the back* That should be me *channels inner Justin Bieber Sunbae-nim Joonie: Bitch, HANDS OFF Chim: These Punks canât go around touching whatâs mine like that! Hobi: NUH UH. FILTHY HANDS AWAY FROM HIM ASSHOLES Tae: Let me just cop a feel of that chest Yoongs: Ooooh his skin feels so soft!
Our man has got all the men
Tae: *GASP* HE TOUCHED ME!!!
Congrats Tae!
HE TOUCHED YOU!!!
Also, Tae just naturally went from the side to the middle, to beside Jin huh?
Tae whispers something to Jin that is muted in the episode
Please look at how his leg is lifted
Isnât that what anime girls do when they are love struck?
I mean... anyone would be when beside Jin...
JK: Iâm so done with your shit. Trying to get Jinâs attention by being all excessive. Iâm SO DONE. Hobi: I looked so damn cool! Hyung must think that too! Jin: Watch me win this punk in rock-paper-scissors like the RPS God I am
Hobi reaching out to stroke Jinâs face
FFS HOBI! NOT IN FRONT Of THE CAMERAS!!!Â
(Bless you our sweet sweet sunshine)
Tae reaching out to caress Jinâs arm
Tae: Back off bitch, donât touch whatâs not yours Yoongs: Oh yeah, do your ritual for when you are about to get smacked the fck up JK: How dare they touch MY hyung?! ONLY I CAN TOUCH HIM SO SHAMELESSLY IN FRONT OF ALL THE CAMERAS! NJ: *Save Me Plays in his head* Iâm with a bunch of fools. Jin Hyung OBVIOUSLY only wants me Chim: All these losers vying for Jin-hyung when IâVE got his heart. Touch him while you have hands losers.
Top 10 anime betrayals
JK: Why does this hurt so much...yet feel so hot?
JK falling into the depths of shipping hell that is 2Seok
Welcome Jk, you shall NVR escape the 2Seok world
JK: Really? In front of my salad? Chim: UNACCEPTABLE! *stomps his feet cutely* Joon: OH YES! FRONT VIEW!!! Hobi: IS HE GoInG TO KISS ME?!! Jin: You have some dirt... what? Why are you all looking at me like that?
Jin WOULD be that guy that leans in super close to you, giving off the âaction-timeâ vibe and whispers: youâve got some crumbs on your face... can I eat them?
DAMN IT JIN!
Tae- the overly clingy boyfriend that Jin Loves to pamper
SHOWER HIM WITH ALL THE LOVE AND SKINSHIP!!!
Also, Iâm quite sure Jin only won RPS because Tae whispered to him what to throw out before the game commenced
Teamwork Makes the Dream Work
Taejin makes me feel things
Yoonjin cuties sitting in the back watching the others
They look like they are Bangtanâs Guardians
OR
They got time-out for being too indecentÂ
Jinkook are DEFINITELY the couple that does weird thingsÂ
They would also be the couple to start trends
Ok...I have a confession to make... This pic is NOT the same as the previous one.Â
The previous one is edited because they were sitting much further apart and my extra ass when to edit it to make them sit closer
BUT DAMN THAT WAS UNNECESSARY OF ME
Because this pic here is NOT edited
which means 1 of them moved to sit closer to the other!!!
Yoonjin be here trying my heart
I JUST HAD TO OK?!
WHO CAN RESIST MEMEKOOK?!!
NO ONE
2 Oldest MY ASS
THEY ARE SUCH KIDS
The way Yoongi sits with his feet pointing inwards makes him look tinier and cuter than he already is!!!
*clutches heart*
Sha la la la la la My oh my Looks like the boy's too shy Ain't gonna kiss his love Â
The (Magical) Boy settles for a teasing chin stroke instead!
The Joy on Chimâs face as Jin does his Body Wave
Joonie is also very amused
Jin succeeds in making 2 men fall deeper in love with him
????
Jin???
Dafuq??
Chim looking at him like nothing is wrong though...
So many dirty things I can insert here...
SO DAMN MANY
Jin on his knees = A++
I wonder who is the lucky person who gets to enjoy this sight...
( ͥ° ÍĘ ÍĄÂ°)
BANGTAN OUT OF CONTEXTÂ
Send this photo to all of your friends who are non-bts fans (difficult to find but I know there are some out there)
offer NO explanation
Ft. Yoonjin mirrors
Ft. Perky Ass Hobi
(I low key think he maintained that position so Jin could see his booty
Ft. Camera Man Tae Tae
(He would do a much much better job than those lackluster award show ones)
Ft. Jk and Joon who are super respectful
Hobi only did this so he could get up close and personal with Jinnie~
WHO WOULDNâT?
Jk and Joonie looking on in the bg
envious
Chimâs smile as he calls out for Jin
(Without honorifics, mind you, such a brat but heâs Jinâs brat)
Jinnie looking at Chim like he is the most marvelous thing ever
(He is)
Hobi snapping Pics of Jin AGAIN
RELEASE THE PICS HOBI!!
ë¤ě run run runÂ
Jinnie walks
Jinnie runs
Jinnie falls to the groud
All for Chim
The outfits and poses remind me of Avatar...
CUTIES!!!
This angle makes it look like Chim is petting Jinnie
Too bad Chim was just adjusting the tape on the floor
No on-screen petting from Jinmin but who knows what goes on behind the scenes?
They arenât called BTS for nothing
( ͥ° ÍĘ ÍĄÂ°)
Chim only has eyes for Jin during this game~
Even as his hat fell, he was still focused on looking at Jin
:â)
CHIM WAS ABOUT TO CARESS JINâS FACE
DAMN IT PD-nim!!!
WHY DID YOU HAVE TO EXPOSE TAEâS ASS RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT?!
WE ALMOST GOT CHIM CARESSING JINâS FACE
T^T
The Pd-nim probably wants Jin all to himself
>:(
Hobi: Damn he smooth Chim: Me Gusta :D Jin: Admire my beauty Yoongs: Imma ninja my ass there to smack a little bird
(the bird is Chim)
This looks like an overly dramatic play acted out by Chim and Jin
*flashback to the utter mess that was Gayo track 14*
WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS?!!
JUST TOUCH HIM ALREADY FOR ALL OUR SAKE!
Such a dramatic pair they are
Fcking bubs
(I use to do this whenever I said bye to one of my friends like 7 years ago... Jinmin are basically kids)
Yoongi praising Jin though!!!
ME LIKES THAT A LOT
PRAISE JIN MORE PEOPLE
FFS JUST TOUCH ALREADYÂ
STOP WITH THIS STAR-CROSSED LOVERS BS
Also, Chim causally touching Jinâs sleeve~
IâM SO FCKING DONE WITH JINMIN
YOU TEASE!
Also, this looks like those kung fu movies where Jin is Chimâs master (teacher... FFS Y'all are dirty)
(Itâs ok. Iâm dirty too :>)
Chim: *flirts aggressively* Jin: *being beautiful aggressively* Yoongs: *wants to fight Chim aggressively* Tae: *wants to charge at Jin for a backhug aggressively*
Chim complaining about how Jinnie seems to be getting further away from him...
Double meaning much?
STOP FLIRTING YOU TWO!!!
(Please NVR stop)
Chim really only has eyes for Jinnie~
LOOK AT HIS SMIRKÂ
CHIM YOU LITTLE PUNK
Chim imitating Jinâs pose
He really loves his hyung huh?
???
!!!
Finger hearts from HeartMan Jin for Magical Boy Chim!!!
Seriously... Jinminâs love is just overflowing
I LOVE IT
LOOK HOW HAPPY CHIM IS !!!
LOOK HOW HAPPY JIN IS !!!
JINMIN IS FLYINGÂ
Hobi & Jk & Joonie: ë´ę° ěëę˛ ěëę˛Â ěëěź (Iâm not really laughing)
Yoonjin sticking together like glue when thereâs plenty of space
Also, magically no height difference?
Could Yoongs be a Magical Boy too?
Jinâs hand on Yoongsâ shoulderÂ
*ugly sobs*
Chim also praises Jinâs skills at playing the game after this...
Have they played this before??
How TF does Chim know Jin is very good at Flopping down onto a mattress to create a gust?
HMMM HOW? I WONDER. HMMM
( ͥ° ÍĘ ÍĄÂ°)
Tae: You see this fist? Itâs flying right to your face Jin: I have a pretty fist too! Yoongs: Try me bitch Chim: I donât want to see this. Not in front of my salad
Tae helping Jin to get the clothes off
I wonder if he helps him a lot
( ͥ° ÍĘ ÍĄÂ°)
Cutie Tae showing off to Jin that they all got 22
(Note: 22 is kinda a thing for couples in South Korea. Couples have something called a â22 Dayâ <two-two day> that they celebrate.)
Jin teasing Joonie for his failed attempt at the game
Namjin is definitely that couple that teases each other a shitton
NOT Jin Harem related but... WTF was Hobi doing? He touched the red clothes and recoiled at it?
Did he also punch Joonie slightly as he was walking by???
Iâm genuinely curious
The sound that escaped Jin was so fcking cute??
Look at how Tae and Chim were so confused at Jinâs result!
They really thought Jin should have gotten more points!
Jin himself is confused af tooÂ
CANDLES YOU SUCK!
Jinâs eyes were shaking as they were counting cos he was worried they would lose because of himÂ
XD
Emperor Tae demands a bow of apology from Jin
AND HE OBLIGES!!!
TAEJIN ARE SUCH CUTIES
Taejin kids are play-fighting with sticks and while the others are filming for the episode
WHY ARE THEY SO CUTE?!
Jin being impressed at Chimâs skill
Ways to win Jinnieâs heart: Be skillful at throwing things into a thin cannister
Jin also immediately cheers for Yoongs after this
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This is Jin has Tae gets the second score consecutively
I sense the birth of a new meme
He looked like such a brat as he threw the slinkie
Look at him as he gets nagged by Yoongs
SUCH A CHILD
Our NICE AND KIND AND GOOD LOOKING CHILD
Cheerleader Yoongs cheering for his Favourite Hyung
Jk joined in the cheer despite Jin being on a different team!!!
(He could also just be scratching his head with the toy...but he said âhey hey heyâ)
Yoongs cheering for Jin wholeheartedly
Only to be chided by Jin for distrubing his concentration
JIN YOU LITTLE SHIT
HOW DARE YOU NAG YOONGS FOR CHEERING YOU ON LIKE A SUPPORTIVE BOYFRIEND
I WILL FIGHT YOU JIN
(ภâ˘Ě_â˘Ě)ŕ¸
Yoongi just submissively keeps quiet
Blame your own ass if Yoongi NVR chhers for you again JinneÂ
>:(
(No iâm kidding. I love naggy Jin and how he is the only one Yoongi is submissive to)
Taejin bubs are high-fiving when their opponent scoredÂ
XD
I guess they are keeping their morale up???
Tae: *looks cool by succeeding at the game* Jin: *Waay too impressed*
JK: *looks smug AF for succeeding at the game* Jin: *again, waaay too impressed*
Tae: *I wonât lose to you punk* *proceeds to do it again and impress Jin once again*
Tae: You have just been served. You are very welcome *bows*
Jin teasing JK for his failed attempt at looking cool
He looked plenty cool already ok?
LET THE BOY LIVE
Jin: *fails and tries to get Hobi to use his method (which sucks) so he fails too* Hobi: *falls for it*
HOBI YOU ARE WHIPPED
Jimin: *enjoys the beauty and grace that is Kim Seok Jin* Yoongs: Extra points to hyung for beauty! And for existing! Jk: Thatâs my hyung! Heâs MY hyung!! Joon: *Excited like the puppy he is* Tae: *Impressed* Hobi: *Iâm standing next to him!!
Tae manages to get a high-five from Jinnie for succeeding~
Ace of the Jin team: Tae
Jinkook who has no idea what to write
Ft. a shoe
They keep becoming more similar as the days pass...
All members either clapped immediately/responded verbally to Jinâs suggestion of clapping for everyone!
Jk... donât just look at Jin when you speak...
I know it;s hard to look away from beauty
But... your bais and love are showing too much!
He actually turns to look at Jin as he says:Â
Letâs stay by each other forever from now onÂ
*Ugly sobs*
The 3 different stages of being bored
Jin: Slightly bored Yoongs: Bored Tae: Borderline falling asleep
Listen to Chimâs pretty words DAMN IT
Joonie. GET A HINT
Give the boy some food
Thatâs what you got to do to win his heart you fool!
Chim: *smirks* And that, folks, is how I got my boyfriend
Jk complains about how thereâs no dumplings
Heâs probably used to the one Jin makes where there is always dumplings
:â)
Chim and Tae praising Jinâs cooking, wanting the rest of the world to know only theyâve tried Jinâs cooking
Aww so clueless Joon DID give his food to Jin
:â)
Ah-Hope <ěí> you guys enjoyed~
Until Next time~
#yoonjin#taejin#namjin#jinkook#jinmin#2seok#jin harem#bts incorrect quotes#bts run#bts scenarios#bts imagines#bts reactions#jinship#seokjin#jin#namjoon#rm#rap monster#yoongi#suga#jimin#jhope#hoseok#jungkook#taehyung#v#bts#bangtan
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Saiyuki Reload Blast Anthology: Saiyuki OVERNIGHT + extras
Thank you @seiten-taisei for sharing this, and a bunch of drama CDs! Â Go here to check out what she's shared. Â Go here for links to my translations of the other stories in this anthology.
Goku helps a baby panda in this last story of the anthology.
P110 Saiyuki OVERNIGHT Kouga Yun Baby Panda: Mother, humans are interesting. Â They donât eat bamboo. Mama Panda: Well, you mustnât go near humans. Â Oh my, what happened to your leg? sfx: munch munch Goku: Iâm hungry!! sfx: Guwah Goku: Hey, donât we have anything to eat!?
P111 Goku: Iâm sick of camping out!! Gojyo: Shut it. Â We get it already. Hakkai: The map must be old. Â Thereâs no village either... Goku: Food food food. Â I canât sleep like this! sfx: flail flail Narration: Matter of life and death Sanzo: Suck it up. Â Noisy... Narration: Totally composed Narration: Flexible Gojyo: Itâs just one night; you wonât die. Hakkai: Though thereâs no guarantee weâll be able to eat tomorrow. Ahahaha. Narration: Thoroughly prepared
P112 sfx: Jaw drop Hakkai: Well sfx: tadah Hakkai: I have some manju. Goku: Seriously!? Â Great job Hakkai!! Hakkai: I bought them in the previous town just in case. Â Thereâs only one per person though. Goku: Aw yeah. Gojyo: Wait!! Goku: Huh? sfx: tummy rumble Gojyo: Just one ainât enough. Â If youâre a man it should be all or nothinâ, life or death!! sfx: babaaaam Gojyo: Not one per person, winner takes all four: a battle royale!! Goku: Whaaat!?
P113 Gojyo: Rock, paper Goku: Uwaaah sfx: crack Gojyo: You donât play, you lose!! Â Scissors. sfx: pop Hakkai: Ah, I got lured in. Gojyo: Dog-eat-dog, I eat manju. Goku: No fair, pervy kappa!! Â Waah. sfx: pompf Sanzo: Quit fucking around. Â Servants should suck it up. Â Hand them over to Sanzo-sama. Â Itâs just food... Gojyo: Tyrant! Â Boo! Â Boo! Goku: You donât play you lose! Â Boo! Â Boo! Hakkai: Ahahaha.
P114 Goku: Thatâs what happened. Â Can you believe it? sfx: leaves rustling, panda whines Goku: So then I got mad and went searching for food. sfx: toss Goku: There, thatâs better, yeah? Mama Panda: That canât be. Â A human wouldnât be able to loosen the trap by himself. Baby Panda: Mother, that boy was a youkai.
P115 Goku: There. sfx: ties Goku: Donât get caught again. sfx: tummy rumble Goku: Pandasâre lucky... You can eat bamboo... sfx: tummy rumble, blowing wind Baby Panda: Are you hungry? Â You canât eat bamboo? Â Come with me. Goku: Huh? sfx: rustle Baby Panda: Youkai get hungry too?
P116 Hakkai: Hm? Â Sanzo? Â Thereâs one manju left. Sanzo: Yeah. Â Guess I couldnât eat all four. Â The monkey is annoying, so leave it for him. sfx: puff Gojyo: Sanzo! Â Youâre too nice to the monkey. Sanzo: Â You just clutch your empty stomach and sleep. Hakkai: That was your bad, Gojyo. Gojyo: The starving brat just fussed too much. Â Boo, boo. Sanzo: Heâs filling himself up now, after 500 years of starvation.
P117 Goku: Wow! Â Amazing! Â That looks tasty! Baby Panda: Can you eat this? Goku: Yum!! sfx: chomp Goku: âS okay? Â Thanks! Baby Panda: Uh huh, go ahead. Goku: All right, Imma eat âem all myself. Baby Panda: Go for it.
P118 Mama Panda: Son, youkai donât eat peaches. Â They eat humans when they get hungry. Baby Panda: No Mother, he ate them like they tasted good. sfx: chomp chomp Goku: ........... Baby Panda: ? Whatâs wrong? Goku: ............
P119 sfx: leaves falling Baby Panda: Whatâs wrong? Â Youâre not going to finish? Goku: âSanzo, Iâm hungry.â Sanzo: âAgain?! Â Thereâs no more food.â sfx: grumble Goku: âHow come Iâm so hungry?â Sanzo: â...... Eh, guess you canât help it.â sfx: crush
P120 Sanzo: âYouâre taking back the time you lost. Â If youâre hungry, eat. Â Go where you like. Â Obtain what you want. Â For yourself. Â Youâre alreadyâ sfx: hmpf
P121 Sanzo: âFree.â Goku: (thinking) You reached out and taught me. Â You made me realize
P122 Goku: (thinking) that I didnât have anything or anyone. Â Loneliness, hunger, and how to ease them
P123 Goku: (thinking) You taught me all of that. Â Thatâs the freedom you gave me. Goku: ...... Heh. Â Hehehe. Â I donât believe it. Â Heheh. Â Iâm full. sfx: Panda whines Baby Panda: Youâre full now? Goku: Hehe... Did you know? Â I donât get hungry if Iâm alone. Â Thanks. sfx: pick pick
P124 Goku: Iâm gonna take these back and eat âem in front of Gojyo. Â Guess I can give some to Hakkai. Sanzo: âEveryone, no matter who they are, lives to ease their hunger and thirst. Â But, thatâs not limited to the hunger of the body. Â Itâs the hunger of the soul, too.â
P125 Baby Panda: Mother, humans (youkai?) get hungry in their âsoulâ too. Mama Panda: Well, I donât really understand. Goku: Iâm back ⥠Gojyo: Oh!?  Whaddya bring back? Goku: Iâm not giving any to you!! Hakkai: Welcome back.  We were worried, Goku.  Sanzo was waiting too. Sanzo: What are you talking about? Goku: Huh? Hakkai: Well, the manju was. sfx: hop END
P126 Saiyuki Reload Blast Anthology
P127 Saiyuki Reload Blast Anthology Author Comments
AU Congratulations on the Saiyuki Reload Blast anime and sale of the anthology. Â Thank you very much for the opportunity to work with such a wonderful creation. Â I look forward to seeing what lies ahead for the Sanzo Ikkou.
Akanatsu Congratulations on publication of the Saiyuki Reload Blast Anthology! Â I was able to draw for the Saiyuki Gaiden Anthology too, so Iâd be happy if you read that as well!
Usatoru I am so grateful I was able to participate in this! Â I had a lot of fun drawing. Â I wasnât able to put him in this time, but my favorite is Hazel.
Ueda Shinsyu Congratulations on 20 years of Saiyuki! Â Iâm very happy to have been able to participate in the Anthology at this memorable point in time. Â Goku is becoming more and more manly, and I look forward to seeing how he continues to grow and where the story goes from here.
Katagiri Ikumi Before I knew it, the mini Goku-chan story I had planned to draw transformed into a Gojyo manga. Â Congratulations on the new new new Saiyuki anime!
Endou Minari This is Endou who was supposed to be a Sanzo fan, but recently Gokuâs smile has seeped into my heart. Â I wonder if this is what it means to get old... My favorite character is Sharak Sanzo, and I love everything about her so much. Â Also, I reread all the books to prep for this anthology, and I think Hakkai and Kanan are just too cute! Â Huh? Â This isnât the place to talk about that? Â Character limit? Â So heartless. Â Itâs too bad there are so many fascinating characters and I donât have space to write about them all. Â Iâm looking forward to whatâs going to happen in Saiyuki, now that itâs entered the final stage and is getting more and more exciting.
P128 Kogami Nana Thank you very much for inviting me to participate in this. Â Congratulations on the anime! Â I really love how Kougaiji interacts with Lirin-chan. Â I love Lirin-chanâs personality, her muscular yet flexible legs, and her voluptuous chest.
Kouga Yun Iâve had a long relationship with the Sanzo gang. Â Iâll always love them. Â I plan to continue stalking Sanzo and watching over him for years to come. Â I pray for Minekura Senseiâs health above all!
Tachibana Congratulations on 20 years of the Saiyuki series!! Â The difficulty increases 1.5 times when the hotness (and nakedness) goes up! Â I got to have fun and draw my beloved Gojyo getting defiant!
Suzumoto Jun Thank you so much for letting me participate in this Saiyuki Anthology! Â Iâm from the generic generation so this is a huge honor. Â I was happy I got to draw Kougaiji because I like him. Â It was fun having lots of characters appear!
naked ape Congratulations on 20 years of the Saiyuki series and the Saiyuki Reload Blast anime! Â I got to draw an image that contrasts with the Gaiden anthology, and exclaim over the coolness of the Sanzo Ikkou. Â Thank you very much for this opportunity!
DăťKissan Congratulations on 20 years of the Saiyuki series! Â I started thinking of a plot that would let me draw a lot of the cool Sharak Sanzo-sama, but it ended up being a manga all about silly Hassan-san. Â Iâm so sorry...
Mikawa Verno I wanted to draw an amusing, slap-stick...-y tale about the Ikkou that wouldnât usually be drawn, but whaaaat!?
P129 EXTRA PAGES Saiyuki Reload Blast Anthology Ichijinsha Comic Zero-Sum Presents Book front cover âťWriting is from time of comic sale
P130 EXTRA PAGES Book back cover âťWriting is from time of comic sale
P131 EXTRA PAGES Saiyuki Reload Blast Anthology Zero-Sum Anthology Series Eroko Ichijinsha
KAZUYA MINEKURA LINEUP ZERO-SUM Comics Saiyuki 9 volumes total Saiyuki RELOAD 10 volumes total Saiyuki RELOAD BLAST 1-2 Saiyuki Gaiden 4 volumes total Saiyuki Ibun 1 WILD ADAPTER 1-7 Shiritsu Araiso Koutou Gakkou Seitokai Shikkoubu 2 volumes total Minekura Kazuya short story Hachi no Su 1 volume total BUS GAMER THE PILOT EDITION 1 volume total
REX Comics BUS GAMER 1
Art Books salty dog 1-9 sugar coat excess Backgammon Rimix
Original Image Reproduction Collections Saiyuki Series Original Image Reproduction Collection Saiyuki RELOAD Original Image Reproduction Collection
Post Card Books Saiyuki POSTCARD âPURPLEâ âYELLOWâ âREDâ âGREENâ
Fan Books Original âSaiyukiâ Series Perfect Guide Saiyubito Saiyuki Character Book Sanzo & Goku / Gojyo & Hakkai
Anthologies Saiyuki ANTHOLOGY Saiyuki RELOAD BLAST Anthology Saiyuki Gaiden Anthology
Novels Novel Saiyuki 1-3   Author: Misaki Hijiri Saiyuki OMNIBUS   Author: Minekura Kazuya and others Saiyuki Kourou Tengi   Author: Uozumi Yukiko
SpineăťCover flap âťWriting is from time of comic sale
P132 EXTRA PAGES Cover illustration Minekura Kazuya
Illustration naked ape
Manga AU; Akanatsu; Ueda Shinsyu; Usatoru; Endou Minari; Katagiri Ikumi; Kogami Nana; Suzumoto Jun; Tachibana; DăťKissan; Mikawa Verno
Rerecording Koga Yun
The world begins to go crazy. You canât take your eyes off them. CoverăťBack cover âťWriting is from time of comic sale
P133 Zero-Sum Comics Saiyuki Reload Blast Anthology
Author/Anthology Publisher/Koyanagi Yoshio Publication/Kabushiki Gaisha Ichijinsha ă160-0022 Tokyo-to, Shinjuku-ku, Shinjuku 2-5-10 Seishi Building 8F TEL 03-5312-6851 (editing) TEL 03-5312-6150 (sales) On sale from: Kabushiki Gaisha Kodansha (KodanshaăťIchijinsha)
Book design/Minekura Kazuya Miyata YuusukeăťSano Yura (Banana Grove Studio)
ISBN 978-4-7580-3306-0 ŠMinekura Kazuya/Ichijinsha 2017   Printed in JAPAN ID Comics âThis is a work of fiction.  There is no relation to actual people, groups, or events.
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All the stationary.
Ahhhh ty!!! I canât tell if you wanna know that much bc you gaf or not though.....
Paranoia aside imma overshare either way!! *finger guns*
gel pen: when are you most comfortable?
I mean, I have anxiety so that just doesnât happen much lmao! My first thought though was when I visit my favourite place, a little corner of a field with amazing views where Iâm always on my own. I love it there.
ballpoint pen: tell me about the day youâve just had
The day Iâve had was hell, so Iâd rather relive yesterday.
Yesterday I woke up and binge watched supernatural; actually remembered to eat for once then was actually motivated enough to do revision. I got into hysterics over a tumblr post so quickly decided it was a day I should be avoiding hella emotional stuff....10 minutes later I was watching the last ever episode of prison break and sobbing uncontrollably at every word. In the afternoon I went out but not before losing my phone which was exactly where I left it. By that point though I was so late I had to speed walk at least 2 miles to the next village, where of course my friend arrived flanked by two pretty decent looking guys. I honestly looked like a tomato with water retention issues at that point so Iâm sure that was a fabulous first impression. Then we got over to our revision session at the library early so went to the pub instead which was a dream; didnât get any alcohol though because you canât revise biology while hammered. Believe me. Then I stayed up late enough to get my ass whooped last night but it was so worth it because even though it turned into some sort of snapchat contest, I was laughing my ass off the whole time it was amazing.Â
That enough of a day for you?fineliner: whatâs your greatest achievement?
I used to train with the england basketball team, and I played for East Midlands. That was a pretty cool experience.highlighter: what are your best qualities?
Jfc, plural? Idk! Iâm pretty motivated? And I always make an effort to tell the truth (if its good, otherwise I keep my mouth shut).
greylead: what is something you want to try for the first time?
Being attractive. Being loved. Need I go on? Oh and also giant zip-lining.felt-tip: describe your aesthetic
My bedroom looks like an ikea showroom lmfaooo so whatever that is. Weird architecture and cacti and random objects in neat little storage places.
But equally like, overgrown graveyards mixed with roses and anything black. Depends on my mood.crayon: your earliest childhood memory
Treading on a bee and having to have the sting removed from my foot lmao
scrapbook: something from your childhood that makes you smile
............um??
Okay there was this one time we found an old camera in the loft. I mustâve been 3 since my dad was still there. Anyway we all went out in the garden and it was such a normal little family thing, but itâs the only time I ever remember that happening. Itâs got my parents waving and looking happy and me sticking my head out from inside a little wendy house grinning and itâs so cute. Itâs the sort of thing I wish Iâd had more of.
sketching pad: describe yourself from a strangerâs point of view
A lanky thing approaches. It has a stereotypical lesbian haircut, bad eyesight and appears to have given up on all things fashionable. Itâs shy and awkward, so makes you feel extremely uncomfortable too. It appears to be reasonably friendly, but occasionally says things that donât make a single bit of sense before desperately looking around the room looking for more small talk inspiration. Youâre overall impression is itâs a pretty boring human being, probably totally harmless, but would be incredibly easy to replace.notebook: whatâs your favourite quote?
I have a couple of little quotes I remind myself of on a daily basis, ranging from song lyrics; âdarling youâll be okayâ and âthe sun will rise and we will try againâ to âpick your fightsâ and âyou gotta give a bit of yourself to get something in returnâ. I kinda live my life by those.paper: what kind of book would you write?
I have absolutely no idea! I canât see myself ever having the motivation to write a book.stapler: out of all the people you know, who do you think you are closest to?
My best friend @only-slightly-dangerous who literally knows me so well itâs scary! She can literally message me out of knowhere and know from 3000 miles away if Iâm in pain.glue stick: what do you look for in a lasting relationship/friendship?
I canât be dealing with people that lie or are fake or whatever. So definitely honesty. Also people just being themselves and not being afraid to be weird or whatever, because thatâs when I relax a bit lmao! I guess a decent sense of humor too? And someone that doesnât mind you asking questions or whatever. Idk. Sometimes you just click with people without being about to put it down to a specific characteristic.tape: tell me about your longest friendship
It wasnât very long.Â
I mean I had âfriendshipsâ through all of primary school but that doesnât really feel like it counts. Secondary school? The first girl I made friends with and was really close to for 5 years is now like,,, someone I honestly canât even stand to hear about soooruler: what line will you never cross?
I could never cheat. eraser: what do you consider to be your biggest mistake?
Iâm not sure. Maybe not standing up for myself more at school and at home. There have been occasions where it would have been totally reasonable but I just shut up and let shit happen so Iâve spent a lot of time beating myself up about that stuff.
Also, and I know I shouldnât but, I still spend a lot of time thinking about a boy at our school who killed himself and I never knew him but I still wonder if I could have done anything.scissors: ever had a bad break-up?
Nothing hella nasty but I donât really talk to any of my exâs at all.calculator: list fifteen things that make you happy
Lmaooo Iâll do my best!! Okay so music; concerts; friends; seeing other people laughing; making people laugh; stand up comedy; hella good art; hearing people tell stories; sitting and listening in the middle of knowhere; thunderstorms; exploring; helping people; good food; the sound of rain on the roof; cuddling and tumblr.protractor: an unpopular opinion/angle you have on an issue
Pinapple is good on pizza.sticky note: something about yourself youâd like to change
I feel like I have no personality so like,,,I wish that could be better. I wish I was pretty. Or attractive or whatever. Oh and I wish I could sing those hella high notes because I feel sorry for the neighbours atm.stamp: a date thatâs special for you and why
25th March because thatâs the day my life changed just enough for me to carry on.bookmark: a book that means a lot to you and why
I always just say Numbers, but honestly it was the first ever book I cried at and I feel like it helped me understand the world a little more.folder: describe your family
How long do you have? I mean, itâs quite a small family but Iâm not that close to any of them. Most of them are just pretty conservative living in little nuclear families. I didnât used to get on too well with my dad but weâve got a lot closer. I still donât get on with my mum very well though bc sheâs abusive. welp. whiteboard: tell me your plans for tomorrow
Iâm gonna die a slow, painful death by revision and then recover when I go to my dadâs and walk Borris.blackboard: tell me about a memory that has affected who you are today
All those memories are locked away in a place I canât get to and I think itâs best to keep it that way for now.
A low key one is probably when a friend once told me nobody cared about me or what I had to say and Iâve basically been mute in most social situations since XDpinboard: what are you focusing on in your life right now?
Exams. A level exams. Just one more month and Iâm freeeee!!!tablet: tell me your plans for the future
Start a fresh life at uni and get this degree. Then who knows? Iâll probably go and get another degree and Iâm pretty sure Iâll end up doing medicine.stencil: who are your role models?
I donât have very many. Kaitlyn Alexander for sure, because they really helped me understand who I am and start to accept it. Also Luke Cutforth because I love his YouTube channel but also a lot of things heâs done related to mental health have been helpful and I relate a lot.envelope: tell me a secret
Iâm going to my end of year prom in a shirt and tie and I havenât told anyone yet and Iâm scared shitless. Iâm still gonna do it though!!
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