#imma do the devils tango with an Angel

[re-toooons]

Enjoy a fun birthday AND NIGHT?!

[nationmckinleyscorset]

!Major spoilers!

omg I accidentally started watching the original lemme go find the 2005 one

THIS IS SO GOOD OMG

it's giving devils carnival

TURNING ALL OUR CHILDREN INTO HOOLIGANS AND WHORRRRES

romeo ✨AND✨ juliet :p

I'm sorry but Americans reading Shakespeare will never not be funny to me it's so awkward

Jimmy dancing 🤣😭💀

This is so wholesome I feel like it's gonna get bad cos likeee this was recommended by the same people who got me into rtgo and atdc

Why do I feel like these two are gonna be the next Brad and Janet

omlll I thought they were getting married for a hot minute...

my guy is sooo offended like UGH Bill Shakespeare 🙄🤮

This is so dramatic lmfao

ooo hello who's this she's cute

THE WAY SHE MOANED WHEN HE HIT HER LMFAO I shouldn't laugh buttt

this song 😩 take that how you will. New favourite character just dropped. Also maybe new favourite song "the stuff". It's almost like as long as he needs me but darker...

Ok but this guy is like Amus from Chicago, voice, dumbass, bowtie, etc (Mr Kochanski or however you spell it)

also I can't decide if the blondie is most like Stacey from Gavin and Stacey, Sandy from Grease, or Janet Weiss at the beginning of Rocky Horror

coverallssss?

imma take a shot every time Jimmy says gee

uh ohhh he's going to a parrrtyyyyy it's the beginning of the end

Gotta love a random tango break

I feel bad cos like I keep looking at the women in this but I meannn... HAVE YOU SEEN THE DANCER?

Is anybody else getting 💅🏻 vibes from Jimmy?

WHAT AM I WATCHING LMFAO "do your children like Jazz music? " *MOAN* "this gives them time to hypnotise women into unspeakable acts of degradation" *strips* *moans again* I MEAN WHAT

OMLLLLL... ok now I'm starting to see why this is on this side of the internet

THEN IT CUT TO PEOPLE FUCKING AND SPANKING EACH OTHER WITH TOWELS WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!

yuh huh so women are the ones degrading themselves yet it's the man who's on his knees barking...

a new definition for "burn baby burn"

WTFFFF SALLY WHY

"let's forget the 5 ft and concentrate on the 9 inches" *smacks into a wall* XD I officially love Sally

"whoopsie" the perfect reaction to a baby being on fire 😂

"just fell" bbg you are lying in the middle of a broken glass table 🤣

omg this song I'm… she's hot and I would absolutely "suck it down for Sally" 🤣😭(this coming from the idiot who choked on a vape... twice...)

HIS FACE 🤣 ARGHH THE EYES 💀

and now coconuts bc why not

omg I was right with every item of clothing the remove from Jimmy he's starting to look more and more like Brad Majors XD

Sally in this song is what Sandy from Grease could have been 🤣

good GOD he's hung. I bet he's got socks down there.

Tumnus from Narnia is that you? Jeez dude you really let yourself go

I- isn't Jimmy 15? Like bro is getting his ass caressed by a punk rock goat man I just...

not cute he's ignoring Shakespeare girl

who wrote this-

"O' therefore art thou Romeo" as pleasant as the dawn, with Mary Jane upon thy lips and pants strewn on the lawn. I'm sorry I had to.

How is she not catching on that something's wrong?

"THAT WAS YOUR TONGUE!" well nooooo

Never thought I'd hear "froggies" said in a movie about sex, drugs and promiscuity...

"fill my lonely pew" honey if he came back he'd be filling more than a pew 🤣

Not the hymn numbers all being 420 💀

"No Christian martyr works it harder" I just choked on my water-

What am I watching? Like they just lowered in Jesus with Freddie Mercury's 'stache singing surrounded by angels in bikinis...

THEY'RE GRADUALLY STRIPPING JESUS WTH

if Christianity was more like this I wouldn't have left the cult (Bet some of you stopped reading when you read that ;))

I actually love Mae honestly. Why do I always like the redheads in these movies?

using a steak as an ice pack 😂

She- she sold her baby? To a guy with a fake French accent? I-

Ok confession at the start I liked Sally then immediately took it back and went as far as to delete the note but frrr she's cute in a "why am I attracted to this?" way

"trying to jump over the car" mmmhmmmm

Awwww Jimmy's such a sensitive boyo

Omg he's becoming self-aware!

Sometimes I forget I'm not living in these films and have to seperate myself into the boring world

Omg she was called Mary Lane this whole time?

This is wholesome nowww awwww I'm waiting for it to go wrong

There's 46 minutes left and rn it's happy so I'm gonna do this in two parts x

Best of a hilarious play-by-play of people watching Reefer Madness for the first time that I found on the liveblog

[brutality-legacy]

100+ Lyric Prompts

Here’s a list of lyrics that can be used as prompts or inspiration for stories.

Feel free to add on to this list, send some of these in if you want to see them written or reblog it for yourself. Whatever inspires you!

I will be updating this periodically and will reblog the updated version!

Dark

Caught up in this madness too blind to see / woke animal feelings in me / took over my sense and I lost control / I'll taste your blood tonight

A murderer walks your street tonight

And now when I speak, I speak to kill

Stalked in the forest too close to hide / I'll be upon you by the moonlight side 

If you want survival kneel on my arrival

I am a scavenger / a vulture if you will / and if the price is right / I’m not averse to kill

Wish that you could but you ain't gonna own me / Do anything you can to control me 

I'm the queen of pain / I can make it thunder and rain / I can turn the clouds black in the sky / I can put all those tears in your eyes 

So death is coming to purge this town / I know your name / And I'm gonna hunt you down 

I don't bring forgiveness / I don't bring peace / I've come to slay you / Come to kill the beast 

So gather ye demons / It seems it's your day / I’ve sinned but I’ve paid more than 10,000 graves

The devil's gonna come when the sun go down. 

Till my final breath / There'll be dust and death 

Before I die / I'll take every soul I can into the night

Angst

He who makes a beast out of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man

Step by step, heart to heart, left right left / We all fall down like toy soldiers / Bit by bit, torn apart, we never win / But the battle wages on for toy soldiers

Victims, aren’t we all?

This night will hurt you like never before

Awake at night you focus on everyone who’s hurt you / Then write a list of targets / Your violent lack of virtue

I admit I was wrong to let you in 

When I wake up to the sound of demons / they're always telling me that I'm no good 

What have I got to lose / when I’ve already lost it all?

Have you ever been abused by someone so brutal that it chills your soul / have you ever been afraid of your own ghost?

I'm just a creature of a broken past 

I'm doing what I can to fight this anger / I'm just a product of a living hell 

To save your life I would race to my grave 

There’s no pain I wouldn’t go through / Even if I have to die for you

Oh, dear mother, I love you / I'm sorry, I wasn't good enough / Dear father, forgive me / 'Cause in your eyes, I just never added up

Oh, dear brother, just don't hate me / for never standing by you or being by your side / Dear sister, please don't blame me / I only did what I thought was truly right 

In my heart I know I failed you 

It's a long and lonely road / When you know you walk alone 

If I could hold back the rain / Would you numb the pain / Cause I remember everything 

We build cathedrals to our pain / Monuments to attain / Freedom from all of the scars and the sin / lest we drown in the darkness within

You don't have the guts to love me like you wish you could 

I must leave you cause I know your kind / You'd wake me up just to say goodbye

And I know that's not a tear in your eye / Cause boys don't cry and neither do I 

At least I gave it a try but you had bourbon in your eyes 

I've betrayed you and it should be a sin 

One day you will understand / Why I pushed you away as I ran 

  I ain’t never been a keeper / Despicable / Love her then I leave her / And if I were you I wouldn’t love me neither 

Take my life / Just not today

Will you swear on your life / That no one will cry / At my funeral

I'm a dead man walking / Hell's at my door / I'm a shadow of the man I was before 

And I admit I am emotionally scared to let anyone inside

Happy/Comfort

We are not alone / It's darkest before the hope / You and I, we're not alone

Hope is a fire to keep us warm 

I smile up to the sky / I know I'll be all right 

There is no storm we can not weather 

When you’re lost and need to be found / I will look forever 

Never knew a time / When you weren't by my side / The one thing I could always count on 

Just open your eyes / and see that life is beautiful

Just keep me close / There is no storm we can not weather 

While my roots hid deeper inside / And my leaves stay bundled up tight / I felt my faith get bigger than life / Not only did I survive / I learned to blossom

Romantic

When it all comes down / when it starts to fall like an avalanche / I will be your wall / I will hold you up / Go against them all

I'll set you free when you're locked in a cell / I’ll find you heaven when you're lost in hell 

I had a dream the other night / about how we only get one life / woke me up right after two / I stayed away and stared at you so I wouldn’t lose my mind

And if we only live once I wanna live with you 

With broken words I tried to say / ‘Honey don’t you be afraid, if we’ve got nothing we’ve got us.’

I’m so into you / I can barely breath

Let’s get inside your car / just you, me, and the stars

I tried to be chill but you're so hot I melted 

Our time is short / This is our fate / I'm yours 

You asked me how long I'd stay by your side / So I answered with only just one reply / Till the casket drops

And it turns out s/he's got everything I want / but all rolled into one 

You make me smile / please, stay for a while now 

Gaze into my eyes, when the fire starts / And fan the flame so hot, it melt our hearts 

Once I'm in I own your heart 

Welcome to my cage, little lover / Attempt to rearrange with you, baby / Still don’t know your name, Miss Honey / Let’s go up in flames, pretty lady 

You’re rich and I'm wishin', um / You could be my mister, yum 

You taste like the fourth of July / Malt liquor on your breath, my, my / I love you but I don’t know why 

He had a cigarette with his number on it / He gave it over to me, “Do you want it?” / I knew it was wrong but I palmed it / I saved it, I waited, I called it 

I can't believe it / When did I start to fall for you? 

I think... oh, well, what am I to do? / I didn't know that I would fall in love with you 

I just bite my tongue / And when I want to say I love you I'll say ‘Boop’

She got blood cold as ice / And a heart made of stone / But she keeps me alive / She's the beast in my bones / She gets everything she wants / When she gets me alone 

I don't judge you love / I never have before / We make mistakes / We leave them by the door

I found love / Where it wasn’t supposed to be

Sexual

Hold my arms above my head and push my face into the bed /  Cause I'm a screamer baby / Make me a mute 

Wanna wrestle with me baby? / Here's a sneak little peak / You can dominate the game cause I'm tough 

Every caress is a medicine / Bringing me to my knees 

The more we drank the less that we had on

Take the pain / Take the pleasure / I’m the master of both

Imma hold ya down until you're amazed / Give it to ya 'til you're screaming my name 

I wanna fuck you like an animal / I wanna feel you from the inside

I ache for the touch of your lips, dear / But much more for the touch of your whips, dear / You can raise welts like nobody else / As we dance to the masochism tango 

I'ma give it to you stronger / Hands up / We can go a little longer 

I'm dominant by definition / I'm turned on by your submission 

Latex, chains and whips make me hard and excite me / Come on, throw your hands up and pretend you wanna fight me

Fight

Take a last look around while you're alive / I'm an Indestructible Master of War

I know that blood will be spilled / and if you won’t then I will / My grave will never be filled / it’s either kill or be killed 

Sleep for today, but tomorrow we fight 

I am one man but I'll stand like an army of soldiers 

To bring you peace I'll go into war / Ain't afraid of the rain I trained in a storm 

The war was on its way / And we were waiting 

We'll crush our enemies / Bring them to their knees 

Wake the white wolf at the dawn of war / the end of the age is coming now

Hate

My heart it glows as you decompose

And I wonder can you hear me laughing / Cause I'm dancing on your grave 

But I want you to know / I always hated you / Hated you from hello 

Who the fuck are you to tell me what to do? / I don't give a damn if you say you disapprove

Misc

I straddle the line in discord and rhyme

Sitting here at my grave side I've never been so alive

I'm your Guardian angel and a part of you's tangled 

When everyone wears a mask who's the real villain?

Nothing's going to stop me but divine intervention 

It’s like a dead masquerade / so come and dance with me

I bet you thought that I was soft and sweet / You thought an angel swept you off your feet 

I wait on you inside the bottom of the deep blue sea 

I'm neon phosphorescent / Open like a Christmas present

And then you say I'm as cold as November 

Every chatelaine / Wants to share her reign / So come and join me in my castle 

Your blood’s gone bad / I knew it would 

I was born under a bad sign / With a blue moon in my eyes

The boy who fell into the sky / Had no one there to watch him cry / He looked at you with his empty eyes / And said, “I’m doing you a favor”

Let me know / Where I can go to save my soul

Don’t threaten me with a good time

Don't you ever tame your demons / But always keep 'em on a leash 

But my peace has always depended / On all the ashes in my wake 

Days of rust / Nights of rain  / Kingdom comes with a ball and chain 

It's strange what desire makes foolish people do 

I could be the hero / I could be the villain / It doesn’t really matter / I have the power 

I was sent to warn you / The devil's in the next room 

Keen to the scent / The hunt is my muse 

You’ll fall like a guillotine / And kneel before the queen

Am I the only one I know / Waging my wars behind my face and above my throat 

'Cause sometimes to stay alive you gotta kill your mind 

Nothing ever comes without a consequence or cost 

Took an oath by the blood of my hand / Won't break it 

Do you feel the hunger / Does it howl inside / Does it terrify you / Or do you feel alive

To capture a predator / You can’t remain the prey / You have to become an equal in every way