#imjustanawkwardgoth

[dateamonster]

imjustanawkwardgoth replied to your post “who else already has their halloween costume planned? tell me about...”

I'm gonna be a zombie apocalypse version of Velma. I'm already perfecting my fake stitching for a wound or two.

that sounds so cool!!

[ask-haleinski]

How's it going with Scott and Isaac?

[wheredidhiseyebrowsgo]

Do you know of any fics where Stiles is a werewolf while Derek is a human? I haven't had much luck while searching.

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Anonymous said:Do you guys have any role reversal? Where the script is flipped because someone else is the born werewolf, or where someone else gets bitten?

Yup! For anon and @imjustanawkwardgoth! - Anastasia

Do You Even Lift? by smokesforsterek

(1/1 I 818 I General)

As for a prompt ... Maybe some Sterek where Stiles is the werewolf and Derek is that adorable human being? If not, let me know and I'll think up something else.

So, I had to think about this one a little, my initial idea was filthy smut but after thinking it over, I wanted to do something a little different? So here is Derek and Stiles having a weight lifting competition.

Remember That I Love You by DerekHaleGirl97

(3/? I 3,819 I Mature)

What happens when the person you care about suddenly doesn't exist anymore? If all of your memories of them were taken away to the point where they never existed? If you couldn't recall how you meet them, who they were, or why they were ever important to you in the first place?

Would they still be important?

Stiles feels that something is missing. He can feel it in his heart. In his soul. Stiles can't recall ever losing anything, but maybe that's the problem? Maybe something is keeping him from remembering, and he has no idea what it could be.

What is Stiles missing?

Why is he missing it?

And why does he feel so empty without it?

The Five Stages of Sexing Derek Hale by FionaRex (orphan_account)

(3/5 I 3,828 I Explicit)

Derek Hale is the creative writing teacher at Beacon Hills High School. Derek Hale lives in a town full of asshole alphas. Derek Hale is a human emissary for Talia Hale. Derek Hale is going into heat soon. Derek Hale will not look at or talk to Stiles when he does. He MUST NOT talk to Stiles. Well, considering Gerard wants him for unknown reasons and Scott's pack is working with Talia's pack, that seems pretty impossible. Well, damn.

I'm Hunting on the Night (We're Playing for the Fights) by PaddyWack

(1/1 I 6,137 I Teen)

Stiles is the unfortunate wolf that gets into some trouble during his moon cycle. Derek is the hapless hunter that finds him.

Or, the one where Stiles steps in a bear trap and has to be rescued.

Trust me, I'm a werewolf. by spac3bar7end3r

(4/? I 6,118 I Teen)

Stiles rolls his eyes at Scott because ten years as a best friend and he hasn’t changed. Even an alpha bite can’t do anything to his friend’s brain at all.“Dude! Spiderman is a fictional character!”“Werewolf used to be one too until you mentioned it!”“Duh. Just because you’ve never seen it doesn’t mean it’s not real. “ Stiles sighs. His voice is pitch higher than usual when he tries to win an argument.“Prove it, “ Scott says with seriousness. He still doesn’t really believe it though.“Scott, trust me, I’m a werewolf.”

who's gonna run this town tonight by callunavulgari

(1/1 I 6,880 I Mature)

“So,” Derek says, after they break free of the preserve. They’re maybe ten minutes away from the station. “Who is it? The John Doe?”

“Should you really be asking me that, Deputy Hale?” Stiles mutters into his knees, voice strangely weak for someone who spent the last thirty minutes mouthing off to the people arresting him. “I’m not afraid of you,” Derek says before he can stop himself, glancing quickly at the road before returning the majority of his attention to the rear-view.

“Maybe you should be,” Stiles whispers, and Derek jolts like he’s been hit. He returns his attention to the road, ignoring Stiles slumping back into his seat, so he almost misses the quiet voice from behind him. “Scott McCall. Someone killed my brother and I mean to find out who the fuck did it. Nobody’s going to stop me, not even you.”

To Be Alive by funkmetalalchemist

(8/8 I 7,193 I Mature)

Derek is a human. One night, he meets a werewolf named Stiles who begins to insert himself into Derek's life bit by bit.

Broken Lines by lilithduvare

(2/? I 7,799 I Explicit)

Stiles looked at the woman who used to be his mother dead in the eyes, his blood sitting frozen in his veins from terror and heartbreak. She was still beautiful, even with her husband’s blood covering her mouth and fingers, matching the color of her glowing, inhuman irises, but she wasn’t Stiles’ mother. This monster, who wore that achingly familiar smile, crouching over the mangled and barely recognizable body of Stiles’ father could never be his mother.

--Stiles is turned into a werewolf by his own supposedly dead mother and has to spend the next three years being tortured and terrorized under the Alpha Pack's tender care. But he doesn't break and in the end he makes his escape. Only to get recruited by the American Alpha Council which eventually leads him to cross path with the Hales' only human child, Derek in more ways than one.

The man I'm supposed to be by Narya

(2/? I 8,471 I Mature)

Derek just couldn't understand Stiles at all. For a werewolf he was too loud, talked too much, and smiled too widely. He couldn't take him seriously, no matter how much he scared him sometimes. But Derek was just a human, and he couldn't resist temptation for too long.

little life-giver by The Byger (Byacolate)

(5/5 I 9,039 I General)

It looked like Stiles. Mostly. But there was hair growing out the sides of his face, and his teeth were sharp, and when he reached over to grip at the side of the stall, his hands had become claws. And Derek had to cover his mouth before he screamed because never, never in his wildest dreams had he ever thought he’d actually meet a fairytale monster.

Bonds of Power by Miya_Morana

(2/2 I 18,313 I Teen)

When Stiles suddenly wakes up as an Alpha werewolf and finds out that Derek has become human, he reluctantly accepts Derek’s pack as his while they attempt to find out what exactly happened and how to reverse it. But as they all try to adjust to the situation, the Alpha Pack is breathing down their neck, and they’re going to need all the help they can get to face that threat.

Vise Versa by thedarknovak

(7/28 I 19,868 I Mature)

Once upon a time long before the events of teen wolf began, a butterfly was killed and skewed the events of reality in the universe. This resulted in the Stilinski and McCall family being werewolves, and the Hale family being human. Reality in the Teen Wolf universe is not the same because of this. A cascade of differences are now a reality. Stiles and Scott lose their entire family to a fire.

Or Derek Hale was just a normal human teenager until he gets dragged by his best friend Erica into the forest and she gets herself bit by a rogue werewolf. They also encounter a 23 year old Stiles Stilinski who they thought had long since left the town. Derek’s life spirals into a barrage of supernatural occurrences and a complicated relationship with the lanky werewolf named Stiles.

Or In which some roles are reversed, but also some totally messed up and rearranged. The events of teen wolf happen, but things aren’t the same, things are changed, and characters go through the events in their respective personalities. See chapter notes for a more in depth explanation of my train of thought about this fics inner workings.

tested and pained, blessed and sustained by The Byger (Byacolate)

(4/? I 36,952 I Explicit)

“We spent four days camping in the Rockies just for you to prove it was possible to ‘live off the land’ and ‘get back to your wolfy roots’,” Derek said, bringing up his free hand for those sassy airquotes, “and by the fourth day, you'd snuck into the nearby village before I’d woken up to buy yourself magazines and a skinny latte.”

“I think the point you’re missing here is that I was a true man of the wild for four whole days, Derek. You can’t scoff at that.”

The New Kid by princessmandablackleg

(4/? I 40,091 I Mature)

Derek and his sisters move back to Beacon Hills to start a new life away from New York. However he wasn't expecting Stiles Stilinski and his group of odd friends and their furry secret. Not to mention some secrets from his own family's past to add to the complications.

Ruin me, Alpha. by Lizamineliy

(17/35 I 64,388 I Explicit)

Stiles was bitten when he was 18 years old and since has been an Alpha. He happens to also be the lead singer of "The Pack," a world-famous rock band that his best friends and he started during a time of chaos to spread werewolf awareness.

Derek needs a new job after working as a Personal Assistant (PA) to asshole Jackson Whittemore. Derek happens to land the job as a new PA for "The Pack."

Can he handle the new job and all the work he's cut out for?

Or better yet, can he handle Stiles, the young, hot, Alpha who threatens to turn Derek's moral compass all the way around.

Will he step into the darkness with Alpha Stilinksi or bring him to the light?

[realtransfacts]

Ive been stuggling alot because I cant wear my binder due to breathing problems and its too hot to wear most of the masculine clothing I have. I can barely pass as male even when Im binding and wear my most boyish clothes. My dysphoria has been horrible this summer. Any advice?

Yeah, summer isn’t a great time of the year when you’re trying to pass. It sucks. And I’m sorry you’re having to deal with the dysphoria that comes from that right now.

Wearing clothes, shirts especially, that are more loose-fitting and patterned could help hide some curves.

Hiking/camping shorts could also perhaps be worth investing in, since they’re usually made with pretty breathable fabric but still look masculine to most people.

That’s all my tired brain can think of at the moment though, sorry.

If any of my followers have any other advice or suggestions, please do feel free to add to this post.

[helsing-mccree]

Kale (for the name playlist thing)

i got this B)

Knee Socks - The Arctic MonkeysAcid Rain - LornLive for Tonight - Trevor SomethingEverybody's Watching Me -  The Neighbourhood

[eternalsterek-broughttolife]

imjustanawkwardgoth replied to your post “My pup just got officially approved to be an emotional support animal,...”

Congrats! Do we get to see a picture of the pupper?

Oh my goodness. Of course. Here are a few recent ones of him :D

[groantube]

I love the paint freckles!!! Looks hella rad

Thank you!! Omg 🖤😄

[thecouchwitch]

Happy Birthday! Hope you have a good one.

thank

[brilliant-soul]

TAG GAME

Rules: Answer the questions and tag 10 people you want to get to know better I was tagged by @languagesandshootingstars Thank you!!

Relationship status: Forever Single ™
 Favorite color: BLUE!!
 Lipstick or chapstick: ooh this is hard bc I love them both buuuut Chapstick 
 Last song listened to: Porn Star Dancing by My Darkest Days featuring Ludacris 
 Last movie I watched: Moana and The Day After Tomorrow 
 Top three bands: Nickelback, Bon Jovi, Guns'n'Roses 
 Top three shows: Lie to Me, Blacklist aaaand a tie between Law and Order SVU and NCIS
 Top three characters: Acheron Parthenopaus from the Dark-Hunters ((I hope that’s how you spell it haha)), Tobias from Animorphs and Raymond Reddington from Blacklist 
 Top three foods: FRIED BANNOCK, sausages and salami ((preferably Hungarian))
 Books I’m currently reading: this question is embarrassing bc I need to read SOMETHING but I’m planning on reading Golem and the Jinne so I tag @whatthedeadknow @angee1011 @rapidong @imjustanawkwardgoth @i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed

[kresspegasus]

So I was at a local con this past weekend and ran into a Castiel cosplayer. As we were all taking photos together, I looked at him and said, “Castiel, grip me tight and raise me from perdition…” in this dramatic little voice. He simply looked at me the way Cas does when he’s extremely confused and pressed his fingers to my forehead. (That’s me painted blue.)

@imjustanawkwardgoth is in the Ravens cosplay.

[dateamonster]

Blood and beast?

your favourite monster character from a movie / book?

ohh man now i gotta dig deep

just based on principle number one always has to be my girl lina from the princess and curdie by george macdonald who is the best character in that book without sayin a word

but uhh also audrey ii from little shop of horrors is a legend, and i dont know absolutely if she’d count but chava from the golem and the jinni is my life my wife and my utmost inspiration. theres probably a ton more in my top tier im just not thinking of right now but idk.

something that you wish you could change about mainstream society?

WHERE DO I EVEN START ON SOMETHING LIKE TH-- the nazis. i’d get rid of the nazis first. like theres a Lot but i think thats a solid place to start.

[ask-haleinski]

Stiles in f3! Please?

[pale-silver-comb]

Em, I just remembered something important!....How absolutely amazing you are!!!! Seriously, you're awesome. 20/10 would give you all the best Sterek hugs. Have a great day :D

Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaale! *nose boops you*

ALSO, STEREK HUGS?? I WANT STEREK HUGS?!??!?!?!?!! PLEASE AND THANK YOU.

[fivefootfuckyou]

imjustanawkwardgoth replied to your post: “I realized i might be able to pull off calliope today so i tried it...”:

You look great! Perfect cosplay :)

NsmdibdkfjJSJFN THANK

[pale-silver-comb]

Happy Birthday! Sending all of the best wishes and Sterek hugs! :D

THANK YOU, LOVE!!!! I hope you had a lovely Birthday also (because psssst, guys, I SHARE A BIRTHDAY WITH SOMEONE IN FANDOM, HOW COOL IS THAT?!) and it was filled with all the best things for you!!!

*showers you with Sterek hugs and kisses*