#imi's hcs

[tojiscrack]

WIFEYYYYY IMY

i legit have been so proud of myself lately bc i havent been talking to shitbag almost at all. i even waited in my car until he walked up to school bc we both pulled into the lot at the same time and i didnt want him to talk to me!

'i HAD to implement dadjo in the series bc as much as his relationship with the characters in canon was more like a fun older brother looking out for his students, he’s so father coded, specifically during the exchange event in s1 of jjk'

I AM SO HAPPY FOR THIS!!! I LOVE DADJO HCS

'HELP HE’S JUST A GUY WITH A CRUSH 😭'

so was shit bag 💔

but i have decided that if y/n and kamo get tgth and then y/n realizes her true feelings for megumi and breaks up w kamo, i will forgive you. barely.

'girl any more of the y/n criticism from you and i’m gonna start to think you hate our poor mc 🫵🏽😟🫷🏽'

listen. i dont haaaaaate her... yet.

she just gives me SO MUCH SECOND HAND EMBARASSMENT. LIKE HOLY MOLY THIS IS BAD.

'now with that threat, i humbly remind you of the ‘angst’ tag 🌝 no comment on anything after that'

"MERCUPINE IS CANON!" i thrash against my strait jacket as they throw me into the room with the padded walls.

'but unfortunately, at some point from here and up until june, there are gonna be super slow updates :( i’ll address that another time tho! <3'

AWWW DAMNNNN. i hope everything is okay pookie bear 🙏

yk i havent been this in love with a fic since like 2022 when i found a 500k word bakugo fanfic that was literally written like a novel. AND URS IS EXACTLY LIKE IT BRO.

like writer to writer- your exposition is INSANE. being able to develop their friendship when they're only like 5 or so is so cool to me because the initial friendship development is something i struggle with lowk....

BUT I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLS DONT DIE

'i am (unfortunately) a very picky eater. and i hate peanut butter ☹️'

STAY WITH ME. STAY WITH ME.

this is why we use unsweetened peanut butter protein powder. because, you can make it whatever texture u want and the peanut taste is toned down. and it adds protein to ur meal so u can be buff. (i am a gym bro)

'ik you mention that you guys have mutual friends and are in several gc’s tgth, so maybe blocking him is just not possible here, but giving him clipped responses when he texted and declining face-times is very much possible, i believe'

YEAHHH THATS WHAT IVE BEEN DOING THE PAST FEW DAYS LOL

he doesn't ft me tho which is great. he just sends me tiktoks that i respond to 23 hrs later so he doesn't bitch ab me losing our streak LMAO

'but make sure they’re very simple responses, nothing he can use as an opportunity to build on.'

yeah thats my move rn

'hmmm, this tells me a lot about him already 💀 i’m sorry kay, i do NOT like this imposter who-entered-earth-without-a-visa 😐'

YEAH BRO IDK HOW I EVEN LIKED HIM

like the past few days, the rose tined glasses have been lifted. esp bc one of our mutual friends gave him a kanye west american flag and he keeps posing with it everywhere.

liking kanye is embarassing enough idk why he's doing this too.

it reminds me of the time he trapped me in his car and made me listen to his explanation on why kanye west wasn't a bad guy.

'HAHAHA 😭 i’m dead serious. i don’t like that guy. i even feel like ‘shitbag’ as a name for him is a compliment, if anything.'

lowk ur so right

'do not compare our respectful-nonchalant-dreadhead-kamo to that bin-juice-of-a-human-being-SHITBAG. EVER 🤢'

I MEANT THE WAY WE REACT TO THEM LMAOAOAOAOAO

'did i forget to mention that i DETEST shitbag with my whole entire being?'

no i dont think u mentioned it 🤔🤔🤔

'CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT 🥳 WE LOVE TO SEE IT'

YES MAAAAM

'ok good, you’re not longer texting that unique-breed-of-human-kind, got my first point out of the way real quick. don’t ever text him unless he texts you'

YEPPP

'secondly, niceguy’s available. probably the only thing i agree with shitbag with. you should get with niceguy :)'

okay yeah but like even if im not that close friends w his ex-gf, we're still friends...

and our grade literally has 80 ppl in it so i would rather not do her dirty like that bc she WILL know

and we used to be rlly good friends in middle school

i snap him tho bc we are in fact still friends even if he dated my friend- i mean we have literally known each other for 10 yrs LMAO

'marry fictional men and die in love with them'

i think this is a very good plan. i am currently writing iwaizumi fanfiction bc iwaizumi haijime (27) athletic trainer is all i need rn!

lowk this fic was inspired by liar liar in the sense that i took inspo from how u have it start when they're younger / preshow. i had it start in their first yr so i can develop their friendship before they go straight into love. (i'm ur biggest fan btw)

'i’m not aware of it. even when i looked it up, i was a little confused haha.'

oh my god it's literally like the dumbest cringest game ever but i love it so much. it's an otome dating sim game and it's so nostalgic to me bc i used to play it when i was like 13.

but it's fucked up my sleep schedule bc part of the game is that u have to play the chatrooms before the next one unlocks or the previous one will lock and u have to pay (in game cash) to play it afterwards.

so i have a schedule.

i stay up til 1:52 to play the 1:48 chatroom and then i sleep, wake up at 6:50 for school, play the 3ish AM chatroom before the 8AM chatroom unlocks, and then go to school, play the 8AM chatroom, and continue playing the chatrooms throughout the day.

now let me show u the cringey ass messages these characters send and the cringey ass messages im forced to send (i have to pick through a few options).

LIKE THIS IS SO CRINGE.... BUT I AM FREE.

'but i am super glad you are starting to find enjoyable things to look back on that take you away from the negative doom-cloud that is shitbag! 😙 idek you irl but that genuinely makes me so happy for youuuu <3'

AWWWWWW ILYSM

'i’m living vicariously through you, honestly 😭'

AWWWWW

'THEY CAN STILL BE LONG, I LOVE HEARING ABOUT UR DAY AND STUFF AND GETTING TO KNOW YOU, but i’m glad shitbag will no longer be the centre of our conversations'

okay so lets kiss pls and ty

also have u heard the epic the musical concept album at all? like that one tiktok audio that's like 'i would fall in love with you over and over again'.

bc it's taken over my fyp w emo ass edits and my friends are SICK OF ME

too many satosugu edits w this audio and i'm gonna kms pls and ty

OKAYYYY THAT IS IT FOR TODAY'S UPDATE! I HOPE UR DAY IS AMAZING POOKIE BEAR <3

HELLO AGAIN!! <333

‘i legit have been so proud of myself lately bc i havent been talking to shitbag almost at all’ — I’M SO PROUD OF YOU TOO WHATTT 😭😫 i’m now at ease, we haven’t lost another one of our gorgeous girlies to the m*le species, thank the lord 😤

‘(…) and i didnt want him to talk to me!’ — YEEEESSSS, we’ve made it to that point! 🥳 today is a good day 😌

‘I LOVE DADJO HCS’ — me too 😋 it’s a shame gege didn’t implement this more in canon-jjk, but it is what it is, ig

‘so was shit bag 💔’ — NUH UH 🤨 shitbag is not just a guy with a crush he’s not even a guy at all, that’s an undiscovered breed right there , he’s someone who treats both the girls he likes AND dislikes like dog shit, and i’m not having it 😐

‘if y/n and kamo get tgth and then y/n realises her true feelings for megumi and breaks up w kamo, i will forgive you. barely’ — 🫣 we shall see… 👀

‘listen. i dont haaaaaate her... yet’ — free my poor mc from the shackles of ur scepticism 🤛🏽😔🤜🏽

‘she just gives me SO MUCH SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT’ — you think SHE gives you second hand embarrassment? 😧 girlypops, try reading my levi fic (don’t, actually, i’m just using this as an example haha) , y/n over there is unhinged to the point where second hand embarrassment is literally her middle name 😭

‘"MERCUPINE IS CANON!" i thrash against my strait jacket as they throw me into the room with the padded walls’ — LMAOOOO 😭 DKMMM 💀 technically they are canon (the story is centred around them), and even as the author who could potentially go for the bittersweet type of ending where they don’t end up together, i can easily say (with confidence) that they have a shit ton more chemistry than mermaid and kamotionless 😊

but we'll see how everything goes!

‘AWWW DAMNNNN. i hope everything is okay pookie bear 🙏' — well... i revealed why i had concerns about my (already ass) updating schedule now 👀 ik this ask was sent in a few days before my announcement last night, so ofc you couldn't have known when you sent this in. but now you do! and i appreciate ur support SOOO much. i swear, you have no idea <3

i also responded quite late to this ask 'cause it's quite long, and i like to address every single thing in longer asks so im not purposely missing anything out and then come across as dry haha 🥴

'yk i havent been this in love with a fic since like 2022 when i found a 500k word bakugo fanfic that was literally written like a novel. AND URS IS EXACTLY LIKE IT BRO' — 🥹🥹🥹

ik a lot of ppl complain about long fics, but i can’t help but love them (especially when i’m in the comfort of my own room just reading as i go with all the lights off, no school the next day, no alarm set, etc).

and this… coming my story to a novel? 😩

i’m so unbelievably flattered rn, like i want to grab you through the screen and i can’t ☹️

‘like writer to writer- your exposition is INSANE. being able to develop their friendship when they're only like 5 or so is so cool to me because the initial friendship development is something i struggle with lowk...’ — UGH, STOP IT, MY HEART CAN’T TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS 😫🩵🩵🩵

MY BPM IS HIGHER THAN NORMAL RN AND I HAVEN’T EVEN EXERCISED TODAY ❤️‍🔥

wishing i was shakespeare rn so i can give you the most poetic response that isn’t just ‘i’m so flattered’, ‘stoppp’, ‘ilysm moreee’, etc. the problem is that i’m always at a loss for words ‘cause of the range of compliments you offer 😭💕

‘STAY WITH ME. STAY WITH ME’ — 🙁 … ☹️ … 🌬️🏃🏽‍♀️‍➡️…🚪

‘this is why we use unsweetened peanut butter protein powder. because, you can make it whatever texture u want and the peanut taste is toned down. and it adds protein to ur meal so u can be buff’ — maybe i’ll try it 😳 i’ve yet to find a protein powder brand that doesn’t make me shit myself + give me acne, but we’ll see! i don’t have really high hopes tho (i’m a picky eater 😔)

‘like the past few days, the rose tined glasses have been lifted’ — the more i read this ask, the more i smile 😋

‘it reminds me of the time he trapped me in his car and made me listen to his explanation on why kanye west wasn't a bad guy’ — UMM?? THAT’S ASSAULT?? HELLO? 😭

ARE YOU OK? NEED A LAWYER? I’M STUDYING LAW, I GOT YOU 😟

‘I MEANT THE WAY WE REACT TO THEM LMAOAOAOAOAO’ — THANK GOD 😔

‘and our grade literally has 80 ppl in it so i would rather not do her dirty like that bc she WILL know. and we used to be rily good friends in middle school’ — mmm, yeah, so maybe not niceguy either. back to the fictional men plan then! (until someone new comes along and meets our high standards for you!) 😋

‘i think this is a very good plan. i am currently writing iwaizumi fanfiction bc iwaizumi haijime (27) athletic trainer is all i need rn!’ — WAIT WAIT WAIT, iwaizumi hajime from haikyuu? LMAO WAIT, I THOUGHT YOU’D BE INTO KAGEYAMA OR SMTH? 😭

HAHAHA I’M DYING, HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS COMING?

‘lowk this fic was inspired by liar liar in the sense that i took inspo from how u have it start when they're younger / preshow. i had it start in their first yr so i can develop their friendship before they go straight into love’ — 😳

a lot of my ao3 readers would tell me that i inspired them to write fics and stuff, but they never tell me what it is about my story that inspired them, yk? so as nice as it is to hear such a thing from them, i never know what exactly about LL got them writing 🙁

BUT THIS? 🥹

i’m so flattered honoured, genuinely. maybe one day, when i can stop scaring myself about reading other people’s works (it’s a genuine irrational fear of mine), i can pick up one of yours and give you the queen!treatment you give me every other day 🥹🩵

‘im ur biggest fan btw)’ — excuse me, DON’T call urself that. we’re friends 👊🏽🤨 (i’m spudding you btw)

‘oh my god it's literally like the dumbest cringest game ever but i love it so much’ — me talking about episode 2015 😀

‘but it's fucked up my sleep schedule bc part of the game is that u have to play the chatrooms before the next one unlocks or the previous one will lock and u have to pay (in game cash) to play it afterwards. so i have a schedule. i stay up til 1:52 to play the 1:48 chatroom and then i sleep, wake up at 6:50 for school, play the 3ish AM chatroom before the 8AM chatroom unlocks, and then go to school, play the 8AM chatroom, and continue playing the chatrooms throughout the day’ — HAHAHAHHAHAA 😭 IDK WHY THIS MADE ME LAUGH LMAOOO, you literally ended up making a whole plan around ur sleeping schedule for this game? 😭 DAMN, how good must it be???

I’M CRYINGGGG THE MESSAGES 😭😭😭

WHEN YOU SAID IT WAS CRINGE, I DIDN’T THINK IT WAS ‘i’d like to tell kay how i feel and make her mine but—’ , ‘you can have me right now!’ TYPE OF CRINGE? HELLO? 😭

I’M CRYINGGGG STOPPP

AND THIS YOOSUNG GUY COMING IN TO PUT IN HIS 2 CENTS IS KILLING MEEEEE 😭

‘omg’ after the zen guy literally declared that you’re his omega LMFAOOO

yoosung’s just a chill guy 😀

‘don’t let the beast inside of me awaken’ — HUH???? 😭

KAY I’M ACTIALLY DYING MY STOMACH HURTS SO BAD WTH IS THIS 😭😭😭

THAT’S SUCH A MALAKAI THING OF HIM TO SAY, wait—

👀

your type is literally malakai?

LMFAOOOO KAY X MALAKAI NO WAYYYY 😭😭😭

‘no one dare to touch her 🐺’ — BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAGAHAYAGAHSHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

PLS HOW DOES Y/N GIVE YOU SECOND HAND EMBARRASSMENT WHEN ZEN IS RIGHT THERE

kay pls tell me you’re joking. there’s absolutely no way 😭 and you told me all this in CONFIDENCE 💀

‘LIKE THIS IS SO CRINGE.... BUT I AM FREE’ — KAY 😭

self aware queen? 🥴💜

‘also have u heard the epic the musical concept album at all? like that one tiktok audio that's like 'i would fall in love with you over and over again.’ bc it's taken over my typ w emo ass edits and my friends are SICK OF ME’ — HAHAHAHA, no i actually haven’t 😭 so i looked it up just now and i’ve genuinely never heard of it in my life, ever’

‘too many satosugu edits w this audio and i'm gonna kms pls and ty’ — wait that makes sense as to why i haven’t seen it 💀

i don’t ship satosugu 👀 i can hear the shippers coming to bury me alive so my tiktok fyp is obviously gonna be catered towards videos i’ll end up liking and saving, and since i don’t actively search for satosugu edits and like and save them, my fyp is most definitely completely different to yours

hence why i’ve never heard of that audio 😭

but i should be glad! even tho i don’t ship them, i see tragedy in their friendship every time i see scenes of them together, so maybe it’s a good thing i hadn’t seen or heard of the audio before this ☹️

stop now i’m imagining you and zen with this audio HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH 😭

he’d fall in love with you over and over again… and you’d have to make sure the beast inside him doesn’t awaken over and over again 💀

ok i’ll stop 😭

[fairyhaos]

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.. (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠).. imy.. hru :((( bonus question, whats your favorite h/c scenario? or what's sth you love to suddenly see in such fic :3?

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nyang nyang nyang nyang nyang :3 imy too :((( im so tired every day + i have no energy to b here which devastates me sm 💔

fav hc scenario oof that's a tough question,,, hmm maybe besties!verkwan, or joshua with erratic hayfever, or unbothered-but-kind magpie friend jeonghan, or seokmin who does some sort of singing thing even if it's not his full-time job in the fic! i think they're all v cute things <3

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[lqfiles]

tumblr user lqfiles ily u are a literary genius.

BUT AAHH FOOTBALL!!! I DONT REALLY GAF ABOUT IT BUT I WAS SO UPSET THAT TURKEY LOST 😞😞😞😞 i really dont know anything else other than turkey losing, but… it was sad! i think!

ptp makes me want to watch family guy so bad… r u secretly advertising or something.. but UM!! theyre cooking!!! i cant wait to see mc join the dark web market next episode 😍😍!!! i feel like mc and rina have to have a talk. like THE talk even. the voices have made up the theory that if karina was like girl idgaf go get ur man mc would not hold back sm.. also hc is, like,,, slowly coming to the realization that him and mc are in love and should get married and become cat parents (preferably jaemin’s cats, kidnapped) 😻

but from what i can tell ur summer is going great and i love that for u!!! yes kween 😻 ive been so stuck to my 3ds lately… i was gonna ask if you also had one and if so if you wanted to be friends but like… shittendo shut off online services so nvm 😞 uuh MUCH LOVE IMY ILY ALL OF THE ABOVE 💗💗

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omo thank you??? genius lqfiles sounds nice

OMGGGF my sister was also upset even tho she isn’t turkish but tbh i can’t complain cos they went against the netherlands and that’s unfortunately my blood.. but we got a karma this week 😑 the best thing we got from turkey out of that match was me discovering who arda güler is and me being obsessed with him now you don’t get how badly i want want him he is only a year older than me GIVE HIM TO MEEEE

YOU SHOULDDDD i haven’t watched it in so long but its so fun :333 its lowkey edgy humour (?) idk but its funny !!! i’m more of a south park girl tho </3

im saving their talk for the angsty part 😝😝😝 like spoiler but i wanna make her avoid rina after she realises she likes hc a lotttt and rina is like ??????? why are you avoiding me????? also yesss i think i’ll have one of them admit to their feelings sooon (probably y/n idk yet) and YESSS THEY SHOULD BE CO CAT PARENTS, not jaems ones tho.. he gets serious about them don’t even play

IF I HAD A 3RDS I WOULDVE ADDED YOU PLSSS i actually soooo want one but we’re highkey broke over here </3 its okay we should be friends on smrh else, you got an ea account 👀? HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY MWUAHHHH

[pepperful-qt]

Who do you think would die first in haikyuu during a zombie apocalypse? I personally think asahi would as he will probably freeze on the spot when seeing a horse of zombie come towards him. Also do you think they will use volleyballs as weapons ? Serving the zombies down with those volleyballs 😂

leaving inarizaki out of this bc ;)

warnings: minor gore

Asahi - here's the thing, he has all the assets to do really well, but he really can't bring himself to kill another person even if they're dead. he probably had to kill one to save a friend or family member and then froze on the spot or got sick, & if he didn't die right then the next time he faced one...yeah

Yachi - im so sorry sweetie 😭 she can't handle seeing other people being torn apart, and she sure ain't killing one either. smartie but doesn't have the stomach for it

Bokuto - 🙃 really can't kill anyone either, & is optimistic to a fault. thinks it's all a big prank (eventually this becomes a mental guard) and it takes a lot for that to break, and by that time it's too late. most likely a gruesome death or sacrifice for others :((

Lev - listen he's actually 50/50 whether he dies early or later on. he's got good chances if his personality wasn't so..chaotic and prideful. he's constantly trying to be a hero/decoy, or wanting to prove himself, and actually does pretty well for a bit, but eventually his luck will run out. (i also had this terrible thought that Yaku would take responsibility for him and when Lev dies...yeah)

Oikawa - he's just not made for this. constantly thinks it's some sick joke and puts on a facade like it's no big deal...but underneath he's freaking the fuck out. he'll freeze anytime he comes face to face with any number of zombies, and has cried multiple times (not crybaby crying, legit stressed ugly cry). Iwa is literally the only reason he'd survive long enough to get a grip bc he'd be damned if he'd let his best friend die on his watch. I'm not saying Iwa is heartless in this world, but he's quite pragmatic and adaptable so he'd learn what's what pretty quick. Their survival really does depend on if Oikawa does shape up, bc that sentiment alone is not always enough to save someone..

Goshiki - had to be dragged to safety the first time he saw someone's entrails being pulled out of them, by his sister no less. would he let that experience harden him or break him? most likely the latter unfortunately. always wakes up from nightmares and gets sick at the memory. he's another whose survival would depend on those around him, but tbh I don't see him having what it takes. he'd freeze in front of a hoard or whenever he sees another person die like that, then...yeah

Kindaichi - just doesn't have what it takes. freaks out a bit too much and can't bring himself to kill bc he's being subconsciously blocked. makes all the wrong decisions. tries to talk to zombies at first, goes to a big store to get equipment, and ends up cornered with no way to escape

Hoshiumi - goes down protecting his family. they were squatting in their home and refused to leave when they heard people screaming that a hoard was coming. his mom asked him to run, find Sachirou or anyone, as Hosh was the only one likely to make it with his athleticism, but he refused to abandon them <3

Futakuchi - it's the cockiness a lil bit. he's constantly trash talking the zombies, calling them bastards, then gets a chunk taken out of his shoulder. He's filled with self hatred, and hides it for a bit. confesses to Aone when he finally feels it catching up to him, and apologizes, and cries in front of him probably for the first time in his life, as he won't have it much longer. Aone puts a hand on his unharmed shoulder and gives him a nod. Futakuchi leaves with a gun & a single bullet during the night, and no one hears from him again, and Aone silently cries himself to sleep

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Ok for the volleyball weapon LMAO so I just had an image of that being Hinata's first reaction, like he's walking home bouncing it on his arms when a zombie walks up to attack, and his first reaction is spike. his first thought is "omg I just hit a random stranger in the face with a volleyball" and "holy crap my aim 😍" before realizing it's a freaking zombie and he bolts. his reactions and stamina are the main things carrying him through tbh

[takenyoomies]

I was at the airport today, going through security... and it dawned on me:

Sanzu Haruchiyo would be the whole ass idiot to try to bring a KATANA through security.

"Sir, what is this?"

"Oh- This is my emotional support item."

"...Yeah, we're going to have to confiscate this and you're going to have to step to the side."

"WAIT! WHAT?!"

"Sir- please calm down or-"

"OR WHAT!"

"Call the armed guards!"

"FUCK!!!"

And you just see past security, Takeomi facepalming before yelling:

"YOU FUCKING BROUGHT THE KATANA?!"

And Kakucho is right there with him saying:

"DO YOU EVER STOP TO THINK OF OTHER PEOPLE SANZU?!"

Koko is just sighing, looking at this floor, wondering how much it's gonna cost to bail Sanzu out of prison this time.

Rindou and Ran are cracking up, saying things like:

"Bro, I can't believe this idiot??"

"I think this is potentially the stupidest thing he's pulled yet."

"Please tell me you're recording-"

"IVE BEEN RECORDING SINCE THEY STOPPED HIM!"

Yes, Ran Haitani was recording all of this for Tiktok and then put Wii Music over it later.

Mochi went to the bathroom when he got through security, so he came back and is asking for a play by play from the Haitanis only to laugh his ass off with them.

As Sanzu is being taken away, Koko goes up to get information, but Sanzu looks over to Takeomi and says:

"HELLO?? ARENT YOU GONNA HELP??"

And Takeomi just looks away, like he doesn't know him.

He then looks over to Rindou, who just smiles sweetly and then waves as he turns around and walks away.

Sanzu gets SO mad at this and just yells.

But where was Mikey in all of this?

This fucker snuck off the get an Auntie Anne's pretzel. He was outtie, he does not know these people.

Thank you for reading my airport Bonten HC LMAOOO

Bonus:

Later, Hina sees the Tiktok Ran made and is like

"Takemichi don't you know these people"

And Takemichi looks over and is freaking out:

"KOKO-KUN?!?" He looks closer "KAKU-CHAN?! OH HES PISSED..."

And then he sees a snippet, "MIKEY?!?"

And before he can get a closer look, the tiktok is taken down.

[roguebebe]

For your consideration, just to circle back to the dog biscuit thing.

What if after MTP, our boys go on an honesty kick and they stay up late one night being honest about things and David’s like “for the sake of honesty and not omitting things, I ate a dog biscuit right before I told you I loved you and kissed you”

Patricks like “okay I think there’s some things we don’t need to tell each other and that’s it”

LMAO SAM THIS IS PERFECT. 😂 how are you just going to come in here and drop this and not write it? I’ve considered it, have circled back and have come to the conclusion that we all need this. a ficlet, a drabble, a vignette, the choice is yours, just GIMME you genius. 

[haikyuuscreaming]

haikyuu!! as irl quotes

this was fun and my friends made a compilation of stupid shit we say so heres the haikyuu characters as Imi's Whore Gang! guess which ones ive said

noya: hey bro u wanna play?

kageyama: play what?

tanaka: fortnite u dumbshit

hinata: how big is your peepee?

noya: like, fifteen inches. no wait, it’s from THIS wall to THAT wall.

tanaka: damn mine is from here to history class

suga: weak. mine’s the lenght of the sun to uranus

yachi, choking on her water: H

kuroo: on god?

bokuto: bro ur MY god

kuroo: bro….

kenma: i dont need friends

kuroo: damn im right here

kenma: Die

tsukishima: ok but who asked?

hinata across the room: I DID

hanamaki: why would you put cum in a glass tho? i drink it fresh from the source

iwaizumi: shut the fuck up RIGHT NOW

oikawa: NO WAIT GO ON

atsumu: hey bro fist bump!

sakusa quaking: have u heard of corona??? just elbow bump me

kuroo: tanjirou aint SHIT i tell you

kenma: yesterday you said you would kiss him on the forehead every night before tucking him in to bed

akaashi into a mic: so in my essay ill be talking about how horny people dont have rights-

bokuto in the back: THE CALL OUT HURTS

kuroo drinking boba: i have the wrong balls in my mouth

bokuto: get down on ur knees baby

lev: i am baby

yaku: do u shit urself every day and pathetically cry for ur mother? then ur not baby shut the fuck up u freeloader

kenma: uh so for my debate speech… ill be talking abt why the sonic the hedgehog is god

kindaichi: whats a weener??? why does everyone keep talking about that and what is… weener milk tea

kunimi: bitch you were in my health class last year

oikawa: well you see-

iwaizumi: youre all so fucking dumb

hanamaki: is dumb a synonym for swag

coach: when i point to you, stand up and introduce urself

matsukawa when its his turn: im-- im sexy and i know it

kuroo: what if we pissed in the ball pit together

kai about to cry: TH-THATS… THATS PRETTY SWAG

yaku: i will shoot you both

hinata: bitch!

yamaguchi in tears: NO DONT SAY THAT

kageyama: bitch?

yamaguchi: NOOO STOP STOP STOP

noya: bitch bitch bitch bitch

yamaguchi: what the fuck does stop mean you whore ass shitfaces

hanamaki: we da three musketeers, me iwaizumi and mattsun

oikawa: what about me!!!

hanamaki: we da four musketeers minus oikawa

[anyonghalimaw]

[diavolosbaby]

hi viv !! congrats on posting !!! i'm so proud of you <333

here is my ask because i promised id be the first:

i was wondering if i could have small little fluff things whether it be hc's or stables for mammon, lucifer and satan :)) they don't have to be long, and if you didn't wanna do all three you can just pick one :))

happy writing !! ilysm and imy !! <33

Hi Mars!! Yes! I'll try my best! Please tell me if there's anything you don't like or in any way I can improve! Thank you so much for being my first request!

Lucifer, Mammon, and Satan headcanons

Lucifer:

- at first tried to reach out to Satan on an emotional level but the more Satan rejected him the more he gave up

- mammon is his favorite brother, gives mammon a weekly allowance but only if he agrees not to tell the others about it

- Remember the last male Cologne/bodywash you smelled? He smells like that. (In a good way)

- For being the avatar of pride, he has quite a few insecurities. Such as guilt about both Lilith and Satan, and shame that he let himself be Diavolo's dog

- On that note, Lucifer genuinely sees Diavolo as a friend. If asked about it he'll say it's for loyalty but every once in a while he laughs with Diavolo and enjoys time with him. Then he catches himself and goes stone cold again, reminding himself that this relationship is for loyalty alone. (Shush just let it be a friendship)

- has a skincare routine consisting of cleanser, serum and moisturizer

- isn't against 1 night stands, just wouldn't happen in the house of Lamentation or last overnight incase of his brother's suspicions

- wears reading glasses when he plans on reading a book, he needs them for close reading

Mammon:

-I see a lot of people say mammon sleeps naked but I think he sleeps in just underwear. He has specific underwear he changes into to sleep in. They're thin, breatheable, soft, and are definitely in the shape of tighty whiteys

- at some point wanted to gauge his ears but Lucifer refused to let him, now mammon appreciates Lucifer denying it because he's against it now

- had to lose a kidney to pay off his debt once

- would like a short MC, his protective instincts rise immensely but he thinks they're so adorable even if he teases them about their height all the time. (Which is totally does)

- had a hat phase, he wore these dumb hats around and thought he looked so cool. Top hats, fedoras, bucket hats, baseball caps, it was non stop. If you ask him about it he'll still defend it and say he looked cool. (He still has the hats)

- specifically only wears gold jewelry, has silver. Just doesn't wear them

- is double jointed, idk just feel like he is. Tricks MC with his leg in a weird position acting like he's in pain

- deep down he knows MC won't choose him, (or will they?) that's why he puts on such a strong, confident and possessive front

- has a gold tooth in the back. Got a cavity and didn't want a silver tooth, so he got gold

Satan:

- wears prescribed contacts

- is secretly afraid of dogs, not in a panic way but in a go silent stay away from them kind of way

- prefers you reading to him rather than him reading to you, if you pronounce a word in a unique way or stutter it's more enjoyable to him because it just adds your personality to the book

- knows where everything is in his room, if somebody moves ANYTHING he will know as soon as he steps through the door

- adores glasses, he will catch himself staring at you with a smirk if you wear them. If you don't, he'd suggest you do just so he could see what you'd look like

- Does not like people who are naturally loud, he catches himself rolling his eyes and sighing whenever diavolo walks in

- hates when anyone asks "so Lucifer is technically your father?" Or anything like that, would even hold a grudge against MC if they told him that

- enjoys birdwatching, catch him pointing to a bird and saying "hey it's a *bird species*."

I'm done!!! This was actually fun to do Mars!!! Please give me any feedback and criticism you have!!

My favorite number's 8 so I tried to put 8 lines each but realized I gave mammon an extra 😭

Ily and imyt!!

<333

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Love Language|| Jujutsu Kaisen

“I wanna be fluent in your love language. Learning your love language.” 

A/N: If you didn’t guess from the tagline this is inspired by the song love language by Kehlani. I’ll probably do more of these with different shows and what not because why not. If I missed anyone lmk and I can make a part 2. Also please tag spoilers appropriately esp for manga readers, that being said spoilers for the prequel? manga on Yuuta’s part.

Characters: Itadori, Fushiguro, Kugisaki, Maki, Inumaki, Okkotsu, Gojo, Nanami, Sukuna

Warnings: said it b4 but spoiler warnings in general but esp on Yuuji, Yuuta, and Maki’s parts

Plot synopsis: The 5 love languages; physical affection, quality time, words of affirmation, gift giving and acts of service, and how each jujutsu kaisen character shows their love and affection for you. Ft. a gender neutral reader!

Word count: 2352

Itadori Yuuji

Love Language: Quality time and physical affection

Ok listen-

So for physical affection, Yuuji’s just that kind of person

He is all about giving to you

He’s holding hands with you if you’re ever walking anywhere, and if you’re not a hand holder pls pls pls let him hold your pinky he likes the reassurance

No but seriously he loves to hold you like yall could be walking in completely opposite directions and he’ll try to find some way to hold onto you until the very last second

And even then he’s all ‘:( babe imy’

‘Yuuji we just talked 2 minutes ago’

Another way he shows his love is through quality time

I think for him this is the biggest thing overall, esp as a jujutsu sorcerer bcus you never know yk but also because you’re important to him

Like remember how he literally went to occult club so that he could get out of school in time to go visit his grandpa...ye :(

He also loves finding dumb touristy things to do with you while in Tokyo or anywhere yall go together on a mission 

If you get together before he died and came back then that time he had to spend away from you literally killed him

Like my mans was goin THROUGH it

He almost considered spoiling Gojo’s secret

When he sees you again, he’s not gonna let go for like a solid day

Fushiguro Megumi

Love Language: acts of service and words of affirmation

This boy loves you so much

He loves to tell you all the things he loves about you when you’re alone

But he’s a little awkward with his words sometimes, hence where acts of service come in

He’ll immediately offer to hold your things, run to help you train or study, and if you’re cold? He’s fully prepared to never see his jacket again

Also he can’t cook but he’s fully prepared to suffer hearing Sukuna and suffering through Yuuji’s antics if it means he can learn how to make your favorite food

He also will surprise you by making you a playlist of all the songs that you’ve had stuck in your head and sends it to you randomly out of the blue one day like ‘thought you might like this’

However the best of both worlds is when he leaves you little notes throughout the day or sends you texts asking if you need anything or just encouraging you to keep going 

Negl he’s lowkey the president of the Y/N support club bcus-

You need anything? It’s yours

Cravings? Sad? Angry? What do you need bby, I’ve got it for you

Also he’s totally the type to be like you need help fuckin this person up? 

Also before yall started dating, Fushiguro was a mess

He was constantly asking to spar with you and go on missions, basically anything he could do to be near you  

End of the day, Fushiguro loves you and makes sure you know it whether it’s through his actions or his words

Kugisaki Nobara

Love Language: physical affection

So, she’s not the best with words, she tries but like someone help her bcus she is LOST

Like when she had a crush on you she was like “c’mere dumbass i wanna give you a hug”

In fact, she still is like “c’mere” but now you are dating :)

She loves you though and at first she doesn’t really know how to show it 

But one day you both come home from training and you just look at each other like ‘yeah today sucks’ and yall both just held each other for the rest of the day 

After that, she decided that she wants to do that with you but like always

She’s holding your hand, kissing your cheek when you go shopping, etc. etc.

She really loves to cling to you because she always has this fear that maybe one day you’ll get killed or just disappear so she figures might as well hold onto you for as long as we’ve got

After missions, she’s running up to you and if you aren’t prepared for the tackle, you’re probably gonna fall

On dates too, like if you guys have to meet up for a date, she’s tackling you

On the subject of dates...

She doesn’t mind PDA, and while she might hold your hand or arm so that you don’t get separated

She also doesn’t mind wiping food off your face and eating it, only to then kiss the spot on your face the food was previously at

She will split her shopping load between the two of you, however she will be slightly pouty if she’s carrying more than you (she then cheers up when she realizes she can do more shopping to “balance” the two of you)

In private she’s very cuddly and kissy which honestly isn’t that bad until it gets hot

At which point she’ll just say turn on the ac or convince you to walk around in a tank top (or something like it) so that she can continue holding you

Tbh she prefers the big spoon, but if she’s ever upset you let her be the little spoon >:(

All in all a very loving girlfriend who tries her best to show how much she loves you by glomping you at any given moment. 

Zenin Maki

Love language: acts of service and quality time

So you’re telling me that Maki wouldn’t immediately go out of her way to make sure her and her s/o can spend as much time together as possible?????

Like she’s super observant (which can cause her to be a bit harsh, see Yuuta) but she can always tell what’s bothering you

So if you’re upset that you haven’t been spending enough time together due to her being out on missions or otherwise busy she’s immediately running to finish her stuff and spend time with you.

((She’s very sorry, but on the bright side she brought your favorites!))

Maki is also an acts of service type

This mostly ties in with her kind of direct action way of thinking

She thinks she’s slick but you can always see her sneaking around to do small things like grabbing your laundry for you and folding it

She’s very much like if you love someone, you gotta prove it

Overall, dates with her are very intimate and personal to the two of you

Like she’ll take you to a frog pond you landed in during a fight once

Or you’ll take her to a street fair that serves this exclusive food that Maki mentioned wanting to try 

However, Maki shows her love through quality time and acts of service and while she does receive love from these to a degree, she is very much a words of affirmation gal

She’s not insecure in her day to day life but she has her moments, everyone does

Sometimes, she’ll feel like shit and a failure and all she wants is for you to say that she’s doing amazing and that she’s a great girlfriend.

Inumaki Toge

Love language: Physical affection

Because of his curse, he can’t exactly express how he feels about you through words

He does text you frequently throughout the day (I’ll have to do a hc abt that someday)

But he’d prefer not to be on his phone to communicate if you’re right in front of him

So he does the next best thing and just smothers you in physical affection

He loves kissing you the most

Like he could spend hours just kissing you if you let him (please let him)

But in public, he gets if you’re not a big fan of pda he’s willing to tone it down as long as he gets kisses later in private

He’d still prefer it if you held his hand or linked pinkies maintaining touch in some way

Also, unrelated, but it means so much to him if you try to understand his sushi language

He knows realistically the foundation of any relationship is communication so already he’s at a disadvantage because of his curse 

But if he sees you like take notes after he says something or start to need him to text you to translate, his heart is swelling

Like ‘omg this person loves me enough to learn a whole new language <333′

Another tangent but before you were together he was struggling so muchhhh

Like how does one express their feelings for someone without words?

If you’re Inumaki, you buy some flowers and text said person to meet you at a cafe

It took an embarrassingly long time for you to realize it was a date, but once you did, you ever so gently linked pinkies with Toge

Okkotsu Yuuta

Love language: words. of. affirmation. 

He’s literally so sensitive please tell him you love him regularly

In return he’ll be sure to tell you how much he loves you too

He knows that he can’t really be there for you as much as he’d like but he likes to let you know that he’s thinking of you

Doesn’t matter the time, if you call, he’s answering

If he doesn’t he’ll cry he’ll immediately call you back and is apologizing for missing your call

You assure him it’s no big deal but the man has his volume turned all the way up and changed your ringtone to one specific for you by the time you’ve even said hey

Aside from that, he really is sensitive

He’s been through a lot especially with Rika as well as growing up alone and bullied 

So for him, it’s everything to hear that you like having him around and don’t think he’s too much or anything like that

Of course, he gets better with time, trusting you and having the confidence in himself to not need constant assurance

That being said, if you ever just whisper in his ear, “I love you, Yuuta.”

That’s not your boyfriend, that’s a puddle of love on the floor

(Maki, Panda, and Inumaki had a field day when they saw him, Fushiguro now questions if Yuuta really is a respectable 2nd year.)

Gojo Satoru

Love language: gift giving and quality time

So Gojo doesn’t exactly get to spend a ton of time

Between missions, him beefing with higher ups, and you and him playing parent the baby sorcerers yall don’t exactly get time to go out much

In which case Gojo tends to default to two options:

He’ll either go the extra mile to try and spend time with you 

Whether that be an at home date where he tries and fails to surprise you with a home cooked meal

Or a date out at a restaurant or cafe (which you tend to visit after his home cooking efforts)

OR he’ll bring you various souvenirs from his missions

He loves to spoil you, and if he could he’d probably bring you back a whole store’s worth of stuff

But alas, airport security regulations

Anyways, he loves to spoil you especially if he can spoil you with sweets because it benefits him in two ways 

He treasures all the time you spend together, and he does try to overcompensate for his absence with gifts

Despite your assurances, it’s kind of a guilty pleasure at this point (just let him, trying to argue just goads him on further)

He doesn’t only buy you small things, he enjoys buying you outfits

And he especially likes seeing you in them 

Kento Nanami

Love Language: acts of service

Y’all remember the episode where he killed that curse that was bothering that baker lady?? Yea that

He’s literally such an acts of service boyfriend it’s not even funny

Before you got together, he would memorize your coffee order and bring you a cup pretty much everyday like clockwork

Now that you’re togehter, he wakes up before you so h=that when you wake up there’s the smell of coffee throughout the house

When you come out of you’re shared bedroom and he’s just scrooling through his phone like “mornin’”

Of course you already made the bed and ironed his clothes because relationships are give and take

And then when you leave for your jobs in the morning, he kisses you and holds the door open for you

He’ll draw a bath for you if he gets home before you, if you let him join or not is up to you

Also, if you ever get sick, he’s actually the best

Like he isn’t the best cook but he can heat up soup and tea

He’ll run to the store while you’re asleep and when you wake up, there’s like a whole tray of food in front of you and he’s like ‘it’s important to eat and drink so your body can heal’

And when you inevitably fall asleep after eating and taking medicine at his insistence, he tucks you in and clears away the dishes, exiting with little more than a kiss to your head

Ryoumen Sukuna

Love Language: gift giving and acts of service

So like Sukuna never says he loves you...ever

But he does notice if someone or something’s making you uncomfortable, and if so, said entity’s head will be presented to you later that day

You also just so happen to be the only person he can tolerate being around him for longer than 20 seconds

He also loves to give you jewelry, he likes seeing you adorned in something from him

He also isn’t gonna just handle all your problems for you, he will push you to become stronger by training with you 

He’ll also expect this energy to be reciprocated, as long as you’re pushing yourself to be better, he’s content with that

(He wants to see you grow because he’s scared that if he ever gets caught lackin one day you’ll end up dead)

He’ll never tell you or admit it, but Sukuna truly does care for you and hold you in a regard that he doesn’t have for others

So be grateful jkjk

[isagisyoichi]

YOU MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL!

SYNOPSIS: niko as your boyfriend

CHARACTERS INCLUDED: niko ikki aka my boyfriend hello

WARNINGS: swearing, pretend all the boys go to the same school and they're all friends for plot, normalize not writing serious boys as someone that practically hates their s/o and never opens up to them god bless, also no such thing as ooc since we dunno shit ab him so everything i say is law. SUPER LONG LOL, it's like 2k+ words 😭

A/N: i love my boyfriend and i'm v happy about all the attention he's getting (even if he will prob will b subbed out 👎) this was fun to write bc i think he would b very soft as bf and also i hate the notion that stoic and serious = boring and detached in a relationship. also first post w the new user yayyyy rip yoichisagis an end of an era for realsies.

FOR: fox anon my beloved this one is for u😩

it takes a while for you two to get together, just because niko wants to think things through and be sure he’s making the right decision, as well as him being naturally apprehensive about this whole dating thing.

when you do eventually start going out, keep in mind you're probably his first real anything, so-

niko needs to take it slow for the first month or so because he needs time to adjust and get used to being in a relationship.

when he gets comfortable around you, niko starts to talk a lot more.

niko starts to talk about his interests more-soccer, stem stuff (idc i'll die by my hc that he's a stem boy), etc. and niko's really happy that you're genuinely interested in what he has to say :)

and as your relationship progresses, niko becomes more inclined to share his inner thoughts.

“this song is so bad, i hate it and how it's everywhere,” like, babe that sucks, but what do you want me to do, take it off the radio myself? 😭

you find out that niko’s kind of a hater LOL, but it’s okay, because it means he can be himself around you <3 and the mini debates you have with each other are fun.

he’s someone you can take shopping with you if you need a solid second opinion.

“ikki, is this cute?” you niko as you adjust the shirt you tried on in the fitting room mirror.

“no.” he’s so straight up LOL. “the blue one from earlier was better.”

“this one?”

“yeah, that one. you look really pretty in it.”

ngl though, niko’s not much of a mall person. he'd just follow you around like a little puppy LOL, but he doesn't mind too much because it's for you.

communication is important to niko!!!!! he wants someone that he can have real conversation about the things that matter to him, so he rly makes an effort to have that kind of connection with you.

niko's naturally funny but he isn't aware that he is lol.

but when he does try, i feel like his humor comes in the form of sarcasm and dry wit. likes poking fun at you here and there with a lighthearted jab.

"you're so weird, y/n," is the most common one.

niko’s naturally closed off emotionally (male aquarius 😒) but i, personally, think he’d really try and push himself to be more open with you, especially if you expressed for him to do so </3

he'd be really appreciative of someone patient and understanding of the fact that he doesn't open up easily, though.

but eventually, you become the person closest to him- niko confides in you a lot, which he’s grateful for because he usually holds everything in.

not one for pda or other lovey-dovey things in public, other than the occasional holding of hands but behind closed doors, niko’s so soft around you, it’s like he’s a completely different person.

also, i feel like niko’s real handsy with you, i get the vibe he’s super touch starved 😭

although it does take him a while to get used to physical affection, once he has, niko cannot get enough. he’s always touching you when he has no real reason to.

(and because you're his first relationship, i feel like it’s just natural that niko’s going to be kind of clingy towards you.)

“you okay, ikki?” you ask as niko suddenly wraps his arms around your waist from behind, resting his chin on your shoulder.

“mhm,” he mumbles. “just wanna be close to you.”

niko likes when you sit on his lap when he’s on his computer. you can have your arms wrapped around his neck, your head resting in the crook of his neck, or you could just be on your phone or whatever, it doesn’t matter, niko just likes you near him.

you guys don’t really talk to each other when you do this, aside from niko occasionally checking up on you and asking if you need anything from him.

but other than that, you guys just enjoy each other's touch in silence. it’s one of his favorite things to do with you.

however, if you start kissing him in the middle of whatever he’s doing and keep it up for long enough, niko will drop everything to make out with you right then and there (also one of his favorite things to do with you).

speaking of kissing- you kiss niko first.

niko would try to plan your guys first kiss out because he wants everything to be perfect.

but, he ends up taking forever to execute it because he keeps overthinking and you can only wait so long before kissing him, so you take matters into your own hands.

his kisses are sloppy and juvenile at the beginning, but he’s smart and learns quickly what you do and don’t like.

likes being kissed on his jaw and forehead the most :')

if the team ever happens to see niko kissing you, they're gonna be so annoying 😭

"yooo niko's making big moves ‼️" "my son's growing up on me!😩" "good job *pats on the back*" and niko is red all over as he drags you away from them, muttering about how childish and annoying they are 😭.

but, they're all very supportive of you guys, even if they're embarrassing as hell 🙄.

they even give niko relationship advice- which luckily, he doesn’t follow (most of the time), because, let’s be honest, if you're getting unsolicited dating tips from a bunch of teenage boys, it’s probably bad 😭.

you’re the only person niko shows his forehead to. just know that having the opportunity to see it means that niko trusts you more than anyone else :’)

repay his trust by kissing his forehead lovingly and showering him with compliments whenever you can !!!!!!!!!!

“y/n, why’re you so embarrassing,” niko says under his breath, blushing as you hold his face and litter soft kisses on his forehead, rambling about how cute he is.

always looks for you in the bleachers when he has a game and you’re always the first person he talks to after.

and the fact that you make an effort to come as often as you can means sooo much to him. definitely considers you to be his biggest fan.

real classy with nicknames- uses “my love/love,” and “darling,” the most.

his favorite petname from you is "pretty boy." gives him butterflies each time he hears it.

the first time you call him that, he's confused, but after you explain that being called pretty is basically the highest compliment a boy can receive, he gets all soft on you.

only uses instagram to like and comment on your pictures and that's it 😭.

comments stuff like “you're so pretty” and "beautiful," without any emojis because niko refuses to use them LOL.

remembers the compliments you give him! they help with his self esteem and i feel like he values your opinion a lot.

so, tell him all about how cute and smart and talented and hot and funny he is and how much you love him and he'll replay it in his head 24/7.

i think he prefers to be the big spoon, unless he's sad- then he really wants you to hold him.

niko gives me homebody vibes, so expect relaxed dates, but still nice, yk?

what i mean is niko's not gonna take you out to get gas station food and call it a day 😭 he's classier than that and he always puts in effort towards dates.

he always plans them ahead of time and takes into consideration what he thinks you'd enjoy. and he insists on paying 🤗.

but, niko always does something special for days like your birthday or an anniversary, like go somewhere fancy if you wanted to or buy a nice gift you've been eyeing for a while.

helps you with your schoolwork, 100%. most of the time niko tutors you because he wants you to actually learn the material, but if you're feeling lazy and just wanna get it over with, niko will just give you the answers.

this is a big deal because i love him and all but, niko gives me the vibe he's super stingy with his work 😭.

"this is the last time i'm going to just give you the answers, y/n." niko sighs out. "you have to start doing your homework by yourself."

niko's said that dozen of times but he's still giving you the answers free of charge. can you guys say #whipped 🤣?

LOL speaking of school, if you ever text him during class, i highly doubt that niko would entertain you 😭😭 (it's out of love, though)

y/n 💗: hiii baby imy 🥰

pretty boy: do your work, y/n.

y/n 💗: ALL I DID WAS SAY HI

pretty boy: pay attention.

y/n 💗: fine ur so lame 👎

pretty boy: whatever you say. i miss you too, by the way.

he likes to moves your hair out your face because he wants to see your pretty face better.

which is why you have to do the same with him 🥰!!!!!! makes him blush like crazy.

gets soooo soft when you post him or even take pictures of you and him together :') just the thought of you wanting to show him off makes him soooo happy.

he won't entertain you if you make a tiktok, though LOL. he's very stubborn in his belief that it's stupid.

just stands in the background with his arms crossed if you try to make him do a dance or something 😭 (he does think you look cute, though).

niko has such nice eyelashes but i doubt he's aware of it 'cause he's, y'know, a boy 🙄.

"my eyelashes are ... cute?" he questions. niko wasn't even aware that such a trivial thing like his eyelashes could be considered cute.

"yes, oh my god," you gush. "they're so long and nice, i wish mine were like that," you groan, examining yours through the camera of your phone.

"you're so weird, y/n," he says, a blush staining his cheeks. "your eyelashes are nicer," he mumbles as he kisses your forehead.

he's one of those people that prefers to be alone, but you're the exception. you know?

niko likes to keep to himself most of the time, but that whole thing doesn't apply to you, because he'd choose to be with you over being alone anytime :')

[pepperful-qt]

HEHE I LOVED UR KONOHA AND KOMORI GEN HCS ... SPARE BF HCS 🥺🥺

AHHH IM GLAD YOU LIKED THEY DESERVE THE LOVE I'LL DO MY BEST

Komori:

good morning and good night texts everyday without fail. usually they're accompanied by a little inspirational quote or I love you note

also leaves little sticky notes in random places for you to find (your backpack, car seat, bedside table etc)

knows how to braid hair (i also hc him having a sister, probably younger)

loves taking selfies with you. changes his lockscreen to a new one every week

if you're not photogenic or you get uncomfortable, it'll be a candid one

surprise dates! he loves picnics especially

loves making you smile. whatever it takes.

jokes, gifts, kisses, tickles, he can do it all

probably not the biggest fan of FaceTime but he'll take pictures of wherever he is, what he's eating, blurry photos of sakusa glaring into the camera trying to grab his phone

he's great at snapchat. he could also be an instagrammer or blogger if he wasn't the #1 libero in the nation apprect him cowards

cooking/baking dates!! he's pretty messy to sakusa's displeasure but it's always cute when you get flour all over each other

another cute selfie/new lockscreen 🥺

Konoha:

Target/grocery store dates at 9:30pm before the store closes. lots of irresponsible purchases and decisions

you guys will make popcorn and go down youtube rabbitholes together until your eyes bleed or the sun comes up, it's 50/50

wins vending machine prizes for you and acts all cocky about it (he's good at all the games actually. cut down his ego pls)

enjoys watching you struggle to reach things high up. not so subtly checks out your stretched form before coming up behind you to get it and whisper "need some help shorty?"

elbow him in the ribs

throws things at you to get your attention (harmless things like paper balls) just to tell you he's hungry, or that he loves you

you lounge together in the weirdest positions with your limbs tangled together. like how are you comfortable no one understands

you sit in his lap while you play video games together (or you watch if that's your preference) and sometimes you'll "accidentally" block his view and he'll pull your hair in annoyance

when you're just vibing together to some jams in the kitchen expect a spontaneous dance. he grabs your hand and wrist and pulls you close while you both laugh

[takenyoomies]

◇◆◇11 Bonten Headcanons◇◆◇

Ran Haitani has a habit of clicking his pen in the middle of meetings. It drives Rindou and Koko insane so they often try to steal his pens prior to the meetings. Ran then has to ask who has a pen. Koko and Rindou then have to motion with their hands behind him and mouth: “NO! DO NOT!” Ran doesn't understand why no one will give him a pen.

Mochi likes to bake cookies on the weekends, but the catch for eating them is pitching in and helping in some way. This usually means Takeomi and Sanzu going to the store, Koko measuring the ingredients, Ran and Rindou mixing(and arguing) and Kakucho portioning out the cookies onto the tray. Mikey is the designated official taste tester.

Bonten has movie nights every now and then. However, it usually involves a heated game of Rock-Paper-Scissors to pick the movie. Takeomi is the reigning champion, next to Kakucho. Takeomi tends to pick old gangster movies. Kakucho goes for either action or really sappy romance.

Mochi insisted they get a pool table, to which Sanzu said a dart board would be “a great idea”. The great idea soon turned into a “horrid idea” when he began throwing the darts at things other than the board. The dart board went out the window when a stray dart "accidentally" hit Takeomi.

Mikey often goes around every day and asks to borrow someones suit jacket because he’s cold. Every member of Bonten has asked him if he wants to buy his own but he always refuses. Takeomi’s jacket is his favorite.

The Haitanis play Just Dance with one another fairly often and have since roped Koko and Sanzu into playing as well. Rindou makes fun of Ran for posing too much.

Kakucho attempted to start a book club but only Mochi and Takeomi came to the first meeting. It ended up turning into a vent club instead, so now the three of them get coffee and vent about life to one another. The all agree, the communal kitchen needs a new sponge.

Sanzu has more than once used an air horn to wake Mikey up. Sanzu has more than once gotten kicked in the head because of this.

Rindou and Sanzu quote vines to one another. If they’re in the car and a “Road Work” sign appears Sanzu will turn to Rindou and say “Road Work ahead…” and Rindou will reply “ Uh yeah, I sure hope it does.”

Ran Haitani made the mistake of challenging Koko to Old Maid. 2 hours and 8 games later, Ran had lost 2k and his watch. Koko was thrilled.

Takeomi sometimes falls asleep while doing paperwork. Mikey is the one to quietly place a blanket over him so he doesn’t get cold. Everyone in the gang to this day is curious as to where the blanket comes from each time.

[jeontaehui]

TAEHEE STAN TWITTER AFTER THE RELEASE OF HOT SAUCE + ERA LOG

lines in hot sauce

[pre-chorus: RJ, HC, CL, JS, *JM & TH*]

seoltangi ballin masen

inae jilligi shwiweo

tteugeoun naye feelin’ (naye feelin’ )

jigeum neukkyeotji neon

jigeum neukkyeotji neon

jigeum neukkyeotji neon

jigeum neukkyeotji neon

jigeum neukkyeotji neon

jigeum neukkyeotji neon

jigeum neukkyeotji neon

jigeum neukkyeotji neon

neowa nae sai (sai) seonmyeonghi boin (boin)

neowa nae sai (sai) seonmyeonghi boin (boin)

keojyeoman ganeun yeolgi

*nan ogameul kkaeweo ne mameul kkaeweo*

*teojil geonman gateun ma skill*

[refrain: JN, TH]

golla ma dish

golla ma dish

(got it, got it, got it)

golla ma dish

[verse 3: JN, TH]

yeah yeah beotil teogi eopjana

nah ginjangeul deo pulgoseo neon

bon appetit now that’s right

juche mot hae jakku ppajyeodeuneun mat

cuz you can’t stop

nan kkeutkkaji get ya

[pre-chorus: HC, CL, JS & TH]

chatge dwel geol every day (and every night)

jungdokdwae imi neon

ne mameul deo seokkeonwa (ijen namgimeopshi)

gyesok weonhage dwae

eojireon meori ne du sonbari

ikkeullyeo naege imi

jom deo jageukjeogil mae sungandeuri

gangnyeolhae what we gon’ eat

other notes

she has the fifth most amount of lines in hot sauce (16.8 seconds in total); has mostly vocal lines for dive into you, my youth, irreplaceable, and rainbow; and has the least amount of lines in countdown (3, 2, 1).

her hair is in the darkest shade of brown that it almost looks black. it was let down for the mv and track videos; she only had her hair up during live stages and in the diggity track video.

she only wore two of her outfits from the mv for music shows.

other than her parts, she centers in the dance break right after the bridge.

her favorite songs are rainbow and my youth !!! and she mentioned that she enjoyed filming the track video for diggity the most.

for their boom stage, she only sang jisung’s line in the first pre-chorus and centered in the second chorus with jaemin. as for ridin’, she got haechan’s line in the first verse and centered with him during his part in the second chorus.

during the album unboxing with haechan, jaemin, and jeno, she got jaemin’s photocard (boring ver.) and jisung’s (cafe dream ver.). she also got chenle’s poster.

fans went crazy over her facial expressions during this era !!! a lot of them thought that you could really see how confident she is on stage while she was performing hot sauce and boom.

she got the most fancam views for their 210514 stage on mubank.

she thinks haechan and jisung suited their concept the most!

if she were to steal a part in hot sauce, it would be jeno and haechan’s part in the bridge.

she composed and wrote lyrics for rainbow (mentioned that she made it around 2018 after their last dream show together). she also helped produce dive into you and anl.