#imagine this was all satire
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Atp I need ask this boy if we’re playing gay chicken or what
he was like “I need you to sign something for me dear” and when I said I would he told me it was marriage and adoption papers and we’re adopting my friend Evan???
#And he keeps making jokes(?) about giving me kisses#imagine this was all satire#I’d crawl into a hole and never come out lmao#WHAT ARE WE?? ARE WE GAY??#I’ve been far more openly masculine for far longer to him so maybe there was time for feelings to grow?? BECAUSE HE’S GAY.#HE SHOWED ME HIS GAY PRIDE FLAG HE HAD IN HIS HOUSE WHILE WE WERE PLAYING ADOPT ME AND TOLD ME HE WAS A BOY KISSER#HE MADE A POINT TO POINT IT OUT.#WHAT IS THIS.#I AM THOROUGHLY CONFUSED#You know what. I’m gonna ask him to be my valentine on Valentine’s Day.
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