#imactuallydead

[here-for-taylor-swift]

On a scale of 1-Taylor wearing a snake skin backpack on national snake day how ruthless are you

[sydvscious]

Why does a trombone player cross the road?

To get to the other slide.

[lovelybecka]

I'm a sleeping zebra, duh! #halloweencostume #junglecruise #disneyland #sleepingzebra #imactuallydead #gotjokes #theworldfamousjunglecruise #deadtired #halloween2017

[becca110611]

Wishing i was laughing, instead of dying from the cold i have😭 #wcw #imactuallydead

[realilbee]

Lucky I'm doin' my yoga or you might be dead. #imactuallydead #sosore #iforgiveyiew

[102hauntbed]

thanks matty, you too… x told ya i’d do it ! @danitattoo2466 did an amazing job !! thanks so much💖💖 #the1975 #mattyhealy #imactuallydead #theparamount

[mariyaz]

Ohhh the joys of AP Chemistry😭 #finals #imactuallydead

[c-ub]

I HAVE THIS SICKNESS AND I FEEL LIKE IM NOT EVEN ALIVE. 🙏 For me 🌀🌀🌀 lol

[sweet-mourning-lamb]

WOW WHAT? OKAY, DID ERIKA LINDER SERIOUSLY JUST LIKE MY PICTURE? BYE GUYS IM DEAD. MAKE SURE TO PLAY SONGBIRD AT MY FUNERAL. @richiephoenix #erikalinder #imactuallydead #youarelikethemostbeautifulhumanbeingever #imgonnacry

[southovheaven]

Too early #imactuallydead (Taken with Instagram)