#im tunderful

[amongussexgif]

Minorly attractive but keep those first five letters in mind

[a-nybodys]

jAMES PLEIADES HAWKINS-

you dont know how often sarahs tone when she says that pops into my head.... its daily sdfghjks

[yoshiintheweb]

You don't even... THE MYTHOLOGY NERD IN ME IS SCREAMING, the middle school child in me is screaming. If i had Epic 7 years ago i would not shut up about it. Odyssey was THE myth for me. My one and only love i did a special assignment for it in middle school. I was IN FUCKING LOVE with Odysseus it can't function right now i just can't oh gods

[moonsunbam]

from the bottom of my heart to ALL anons going in jikookers blogs:

I THINK YOU GUYS ARE THINKING ABOUT DEBUNKING JIKOOK TOO MUCH. I THINK YOU GUYS ARE THINKING ABOUT JIMIN OR JUNGKOOK DATING OR NOT TOO MUCH. I THINK YOU GUYS ARE THINKING ABOUT JIMIN OR JUNGKOOK STRAIGHT OR GAY TOO MUCH.

YOU GUYS ARE BEING INCONVINIENT LITTLE BITCHES!!! YOU GUYS ARE ANNOYING! VOCES SAO UMA GENTALHA INSUPORTÁVEL DE MERDAAAAAAA NAO AGUENTO MAIS LER OQ VCS FALAM! SO SAI BOSTA DESSE ESGOTO QUE VOCES CHAMAM DE DEDOS!

YOU GUYS PLEASE STOP STOP STOP MAKINF EVERYONE LIVES ON TUMBLR MISERABLE JUST CAUSE YOU GUYS DONT KNOW THE TUNDER TOUCH OF A COOCHIE OR A DICK FOR YOU GUYS TO RIDE ON! YOU GUYS ARE GIVING JOBLESS, FRIENDLESS, DATELESS, BORING INDIVIDUALS! I HATE ALL OF YOU

you should be ashamed of being born. you guys must be so fun at parties too.

imagine having a whole jikook tv show to watch and talk about and the FIRST thing you think of saying is about how jikook dont making a sex tape on camera to you guys is DEBUNKING. like do you guys can see how youre DEHUMANIZING THEM?? why cant you be normal and just think about jimin and jungkook as a regular couple you see on the street??? why do you have to microanalize EVERYTHING???

im so tired of all of you, vocês são pessoas patéticas com vidas patéticas e tão medíocres eu tenho pena de vocês.

please get off twitter and GO OUTSIDE.

ask yourself something: if you logged out of twitter, tumblr and etc this problem with jikook will still exist in real life? if no THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP PORRA.

[tunderpal]

tunder who do you main in TF2 and who do you main in TF|2

Pyro main, always. Just a lil goober I love her and i've played him since I picked up the game.

As for TF|2, never played it and because I cant answer you im blowing you up, sorry.

[cookie-run-rarepairs]

Im never letting go that one time I thought of Longan x Rebel x Stormbringer

Idk why I like it so fucking much. I barely think about them, but when I remind this i just cackle because this is literally:

a slightly inmature godess of tunder x a dragon with a god complex x a dude that was minding his fucking bussines

they looked at rebel laying beneath a tree or something and stormbringer said "that one" and he's been part of their relationship since

He doesn't really know what to think as he's being cuddled by an actual goddess and a dragon

(i love this now)

[crowjunk]

Today best day ina few weeks

No

Yeah

YESSSSSSSS

Ok

Cool tunder

Mom

Ily mommm my mom I hate you’re mom

Sheep toy n more

Gatekeeping nobody has to know

Downmark

Booo I was funnn

Now I’m upset because my stomach hurts because they stitch my asshole

Im ok now bye

[glossberry]

man tinder is.... sickening

[i-want-out-of-here]

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[awkwarddesertfox]

Why are people like this? These are all examples of first messages sent on tinder.

Blue is doing great, but is also like a continent away. Green is on thin ice. Red can Go jump in a pit.

[namesetc]

Fairy names

we might have fairycore already but im doing a strictly fae/fairy and nymph theme as in the creature.

a list of names that mean fairy, sprite, nymph or something related to either.

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Aretha

Arethusa

Acantha

Adrasteia

Adrastos

Amalthea

Aine

Breen

Breena

Brucie

Blaze

Claude

Clytie

Coventina

Cyrena

Cyrene

Calypso

Dryope

Daphne

Dillon

Ellie

Ella

Echo

Egeria

Eidothea

Evadne

Eudora

Fae / Faye / Fay / Fey

Faira / Faera / Fayra

Fayline / Failine / Faeline

Fairy / Faery / Fairie / Fayrie / Faerie

Fayette

Fayetta

Flora

Hyades

Ianthe

Ione

Kallisto

Klytie

Lara

Leucothea

Linette / Lynette / Lynnette

Larisa

Larunda

Marica

Meriol

Melia

Merial

Meriel / Merielle / Marielle

Meliana

Melissa

Melite

Murry

Naia / Naiia

Naiad / Nayad

Naiada

Naida

Narice / Nerice

Narine / Nerine

Nerina

Niada / Nyada

Nyad

Nyxie / Nixie

Nerissa

Nymphadora

Ondine

Olette

Oenone / Oinone

Pixie / Pixi / Pixy / Piksy / Piksi

Preston

Peri

Rusalka

Rhodanthe

Sebille

Shailagh / Shaylah / Shaela

Shailyn / Shayleen

Shaylee / Shayleigh

Shae-lyn

Shanaye

Siofra

Sprite

Syrinx

Sabrina

Taneisha

Tiana

Titania

Tryamon

Tunder

Tyro

Thisbe

if you know others unlisted feel free to add!

[scariusaquarius]

Imagine Plagas Leon! trying to prank you for April Fools by pretending that his hibernation started earlier and in your guys shared bed.

Only for you to notice that he is faking it (easy to tell since he has his habits) and just get your phone and pretend to call someone (MAKE IT CHRIS)

"Hey babe. Yeah Chris, his hibernation begun. I'm coming over okay? I'm wearing this underwear you like-"

You can't even finish talking since he got up as fast as a TUNDER lmao. You had to call in sick...

You can tell Leon is faking it because his pincers tend to twitch when he doesn't move them. His tail shakes a little as well, so you know he's still awake. He'snot usually playful, but he has his moments.

Since it's April Fool's, you decide to play a little joke on him since he isn't in hibernation yet (though he is very good at faking if you didn't know any better). You're holding your phone up to your face, not on a real call but you stand far away that Leon cant hear that you're faking it.

"Hey, babe. Yeah, he looks to be in hibernation...you want me to come over wearing those panties you like? I don't know...those are Leon's favorite pair too."

Leon is up immediately, teeth bared and angry as shit, but when he hears silence on the phone, he knows HE is the one who has been fooled. Leon gets really upset though (because cheating jokes are shitty so dont do that??) SO you need to reassure him and show him that nobody was actually called, you just knew you'd get his attention.

"Im sorry, but you suck at acting like you're in hibernation."

"It's coming tomorrow or Saturday..."

He's pouting, so you just gotta take him into your arms/lap and hold him.

"How about I stay with you the first three days? I know it's unbearable, but you know I like spending time with you."

Leon just huffs before making a face.

"Sure you aren't gonna call your little buddy when I'm gone?"

"What buddy? You mean....this buddy?"

Your fingers cup against the front of his boxers, and Leon groaned softly into your ear before his elongated and slimy tongue spilled out of his maw and slipped against your neck.

"Better make it worth my while."

[gender-mailman]

lightning/electricity, water, sports, and technology/computer/video game themed neopronouns for my brother? could he also have neopronouns based on sparkling cookie and vampire cookie from cookie run kingdom? thank you :) he’s currently exploring neopronouns and as a pronoun hoarder im trying to help

Pronouns under the cut! :3 (also i didnt do the cookie run ones cause i dont know a lot about the game <:) )

Lightning/electricity pronouns!

li/light ene/energy ni/nimbus tun/tunder zap/zaps

Water pronouns!

wa/water oce/ocean ri/river we/wet water/fall

Sports pronouns!

ba/ball ru/run exer/exercise spor/sport play/plays

Technology/computer/video game pronouns!

ga/game tech/techs play/plays sta/start key/board

[rocketonthemoon]

IM DRUNK AND MATCHES WITH A GIRL ON TUNDER WHO THINKS KATIE MCGRATH KS HOT TODAYS GREAT

[rising-dragons]

it’s @hyracia’s boi! Irien!

[dogmime]

im back on tunder.. but at what  cost?