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evanisalittlelost · 1 year ago

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Okay okay... look, I'm not saying I am totally innocent in what happened to Nero today, but I'm innocent enough.

You could say that he tripped.

He would say he was pushed.

I don't know. I didn't see it happen. I'm claiming my innocence on him falling into the water fountain in the square today. I mean, he was looking at all the coins at the bottom.

He says it was me. Well, sir, I'm here to tell you that it is all lies.

I have nothing to do with it. Nothing at all.

I think it was the invisible demon you keep denying. We all know it's real. Your keys don't just end up in the pantry on their own, Nero. We all know who the real victim is around here!

#im totally innocent #you cant handle the truth #nero is unable to walk without tripping into a fountain #devil may cry #dantes daughter #original character blog #devil may cry fanfiction #dmc5 #dmc #nero

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sepiamestus · 3 months ago

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obviously i love akutagawa with all my heart but i hate when people act like atsushi was horrible for saying 'this is why dazai didnt choose you' to him like yeah it was mean but also akutagawa did kidnap and try to kill him several times. I'm pretty sure atsushi's anger is justified i dont think he's in the wrong for being a little mean there

#Im protective over my little bitch boy okay!!!! Hes a bitch but hes not a bad person #People are incapable of seeing atsushi as anything other than an innocent little meow meow cinnamon roll or a total asshole its infuriatinh #He contains multitudes you bastard!!!!!!#ruby speaks #Bsd

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xxplastic-cubexx · 16 days ago

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cant stop thinkin bout charles and erik readin together on the couch but instead of reading with him charles is listening to eriks thoughts while he reads. Live mind commentary ……..

#xmen #cherik #charles xavier #erik lehnsherr #snap chats #the rare time i post an idea of mine only because i really cant think of a way id draw this #usually i hoard my ideas cause i like surprising you guys but this aint really one i feel like drawing so. For You my friends #like i COULD but. idk just isnt particularly something im itching to draw it just seems cute #but anyways no chat let me cook alright hear me out cause i talk in my brain all the time while i read #sometimes i stop reading just to think about a bit i read yeah #i want charles to listen in on all of eriks side comments or observations he makes while reading something #like if he wanted to charles could read the whole book in less than five minutes- maybe shorter than that #and that aint fun that aint cool …. so time for Audible: Husband Edition. With Commentary #ITD BE SO COZY just hangin out by the fireplace …. maybe its snowin outisde … if snow even exists anymore atp #a light fire cracklin and the study SEEMS totally quiet otherwise and yet…..#charles has been locked in to erik’s off-the-cuff literary analysis and mild comments for the past twenty minutes. its simple but its bliss #charles doesnt have to worry about being seen as invasive .. he doesnt have to suppress his powers …#the rare occasion erik lets charles into his mind for somethin so innocent .. ive made myself sick i fear #see now i wanna try writing a fic but 1.) have written in years 2.) id have to really think hard on how erik would commentate on a book #hm…… actually i do wonder what erik’s commentary on The Fable of the Bees would be …..#IN ANY CASE. maybe - at the very least- i can draw cherik by the fireplce someday ….#thatd be cute … hm …. depends on if i get in the mood for it down the line #anyways i have to drive back to my dorm !!! boo !!!! so good night everyone !!!!!

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dilfslayer1080p · 5 months ago

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can u vacuum seal benrey in a bag

sealed forever for the safety of humanity and nothing else

also the gif seems to only work on moblie I don't know how to fix that shit

#this might've been totally innocent but anyway im 100% ok with kink requests do not be afraid I'll do most things if they're also funny #this is not a place of honor #HLVRAI #gif #im too lazy to make him a proper ragdoll so hes squishy through a pressurized cloth sim #layering 2 cloth sims like this sucks to get right its jittery af #theres a million and one tuts to do this for static renders but I could find hardly any for animating

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the-talon-ted-meem · 5 months ago

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I wanted to do something with the background but I FORGOT TO SAVE LIKE A IDIOT SO here we are posting just a screenshot💀

I'm just in a Little bit of pain.

#Murder Drones #Murder Drones N #MD N #MD Fanart #Murder Drones Fanart #*Myart #*Talons Art #I love N. He's adorable and totally innocent #(Why do I keep liking the stupid guys and dudes in trenchcoats Im not liking this pattern here)#Thanking my art college friend for this stupid idea of N holding his tail like a short ranged gun #Admittably #Simple styles arent too hard to draw despite my realistic stylistic preference. Im having too much fun drawing these lil drone guys

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oceanwithouthermoon · 9 months ago

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ive come to realise that i dont actually hate kubokai, i just hate the way people write them

#sorry i read like two cute in character kubokai fics and im enjoying it now #theyre cute and im a closeted shun kinnie so. obviously i will ship him with my crush from the show.#i just really really REALLY hate the super cliche seme uke dynamic people usually give them #those people have NEVER watched the show.. my boy shun is NOT like that #its sooo stereotypical and they obviously give shun the role of 'the girl' in the relationship which is. um. ew #'shun is so fragile and innocent and uwu and he needs big strong aren around at all times to coddle him'#'and aren has a soft spot for shun and shun only and only shun can stop him from being totally murderous and dumb'#do yall know that one scene from the kissing booth #where elle is like 'NOAH! LOOK AT ME! THIS ISNT YOU! LOOK AT ME' when hes about to beat the shit outta his brother #thats how kubokai gets written usually #'aren pwease nevew fight again🥺pwease? fow me?'#me reading anything kaido says in most fics: HE WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT #sorry #people can write whatever they want its just. so ooc.#canon them is soooo bromance core #im sorry idk why im posting negative shit again when i like JUST said i wasnt going to do this anymore LMAO #not a callout post about anyone on here obvi- actually reading more recent fics from people on here is whats gotten me more into them #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k.#kuboyasu aren #kaido shun #kubokai #meows post

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lyss-butterscotch · 1 year ago

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hi can i just say that i absolutely love all of the designs you gave allnthe iterators and their slugcats !! i especially love UI's scugs they r so pretty,,, may i ask for a few doodles of them. perhaps

Thanks alot!! Im glad you like my lil headcanons!!! *hands you doodles of the cats and their evil cat mom*

#totally not an excuse to draw ui again #hello ui u lil bastard #kimties :)#still struggling to draw cats but im trying jdjdjdj #rain world #gijinka #my art #unparalleled innocence #oc: the arsenil #oc: the arsenite #adding this is #nelly is based on a poison dart frog :)#nite is supposed to be the opposite color of nelly #not for any particular reason but for variety #nite is most definitely not the opposite of nelly #lyss art #travel puppet au #lore art

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thatcakelovingwitch · 4 months ago

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"You're my Jerry, but I know that someday you will be Hunter"

#normal about totally #im not crying you are #at least i got to try my new art programm #and ofc share my pain #helen hartley #helen wbg #hunter jeremiah hartley #innocent hunter #<- truly this time #rusty wbg #woe.begone #woe begone #w.bg #wbg fanart #wbg spoilers #little cake drawings

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confused-robot-cat · 10 days ago

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Neil Gaiman: I'm not a Scientologist. Tumblrinas: Did you hear that? Neil Gaiman's a Scientologist!!!

Yeah, I'm totally gonna believe you guys when you say he's guilty, sure.

#neil gaiman #piss on the poor website #its totally a coincidence that the news was broken by a TERF #while Tennant was in the news for trans advocacy #im sure women with totally legit accusations seek out the first TERF podcaster they can find #instead of legitimate journalists or even police officers #no no the TERF podcaster is definitely the person to talk to about your legitimate totally real actual thing that happened #''why would they lie'' cry the amnesiacs after the shit amber heard pulled ''women never lie about these things''#y'know apart from all the times women lied about these things #go carry a mattress #really commit to the bit #be a real Emma Sulkowicz and hurt for the lie if you're gonna destroy an innocent man's career #the right knows how easy it is to make liberals turn on each other and they love playing you like this #they got you and they find it hilarious

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drowning-in-deadlines · 1 year ago

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I'm sorry but there will never be a time when the silent brother hivemeind is not funny.

Then Clary goes to the Silent City and they poke through her head, try to destroy the block, go through her memories, do everything they can to find out who is at the bottom of this.

Meanwhile, Jem, who must know what they're doing because he's part of the hivemind, and also knows exactly which two warlocks helped Jocelyn disappear, and was an active participant in helping in the disappearance:

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fossette-promenade · 3 months ago

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I know they aren't very popular in the west, but I actually do like nu inowa designs. There are actually a lot of very cute details if you look close. I just wish they'd use cotton and not polyester.

#egl community #egl fashion #lolita fashion #jfashion #innocent world #classic lolita #ive heard someone call it oujosama lolita #which is totally how i wanna be #the dresses probably wouldnt look so long on me either since im 5'10 and the models are like 5'2 #also hot take that ill hide in the tags #i love misako but im lowkey tired of seeing her model for every brand #girl has her schedule packed

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aemiron-main · 25 days ago

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me, watching james read the silmarillion (and specifically getting to feanor & the unrest of the noldor) like

#its so much enrichment in my enclosure HHWBFFNFNF #its a combination of sickos yes and those videos of the kittens frolicking with pure Joy in meadows of flowers and rainbows #its also so funny re: the silmarillion vs st fandom drama like #like even setting henry’s innocence entirely aside & taking things at a totally super surface level #seeing people talk about how henry fans must condone murder because of the lab massacre #meanwhile im over here like. god i WISH my silmarillion faves only did One massacre

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the-red-planet-mars · 6 months ago

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WAIT UP HOLD THE FROM DOOR SINCE WHEN DID WE HAVE A GIMMICK AUTHORITY?!

@the-gimmick-authority

what are the laws u enforce?

#i will 100% most definitely follow the laws yup yup yup i will be totally innocent and abide by the rules i am totally listening to u #yup #yuh huh #im not capable of being a chaotic bean :)#dw

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azumasoroshi · 1 year ago

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i think an incredibly funny part of the aiichi dynamic is that at least one of them has to be traumatized and/or possess incredible worldly exhaustion in order to even consider the other as a romantic love interest

like they need to go through decades and time loops of war and hopelessness and death and destruction in order to be like huh maybe this guy isn't so bad

of course this doesnt go for every fic (academy blues my beloved) but. a lot of them do and it's SO funny

#aiichi #and the award for the worst ship ever is.......#aiichi and monipai are like the two ships you would not catch me DEAD admitting i like in real life #i cant imagine how it is for the shippers on twitter dawg #the p*do accusations must be absolutely insane on there #like no!! im not into the super seme rich sugar daddy aizen and innocent baby uke ichigo dynamic!! that's weird!!#but them being besties after fighting for their lives together and learning to depend on each other #and aizen being fond of ichigo but trying to pretend he's not because mwahaha he's so evil and above it all #and ichigo not trusting aizen but finding himself rooting for aizen and discovering he's not bad company #like. cmon #and if it's in canon then ichigo being a true punk and siding with aizen because fuck soul society's cringe ass hierarchy #(academy blues my beloved)#i should read it again tbh #and forever with you never sounded so stupid #ahhh but it should be reserved for like a once every 5 years thing so that i totally forget everything #and can relive the absolute joy that is that fic series #bleach

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trashrattt · 10 months ago

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The "Character with darker appearance is actually innocent but turned evil due to mind manipulation/control" gotta be my favorite genders out there

#shout out to the transgenders #william dunbar #lmk macaque #protoboy #code lyoko #before you say; protoboy was TURNED evil due to Kamakazis ray thing #he didny have humanity but hes trying okay guys im totally right and youre dumb okay #i am collecting this gender like a deck of cards guys help #ik not saying protoboy is enturely innocent but you get the memo okay; he could have been tweaked like robotboy its not hard

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chloecorvid · 30 days ago

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My D&D character Norphanus is having a looooot of feelings as of late. Some good, some bad, mostly confused and uncertain. And I needed a new portrait of him for my... 9th playlist based on him and this game he's in. So! Here that is!

#chloecorvid #dnd #dnd oc #dnd character #Norphanus is a Sun-Elf/Orc spirit bard with a loooot of feelings about immortality and love #he's been told by the orc god of death Yurtrus to put his dreams of becoming a lich king on hold to focus on saving the world rn #and that's totally fine with him because man oh man there are a LOT of things happening #his main goal is to bring his accidentally killed fiance back from the dead--regardless if he still loves Norph or not anymore #and Norph is currently feeling very very veeery guilty about maybe developing an innocent baby crush on the paladin in the party #who is a good good beautiful boy but has indeed told Norph 'if you become a lich i will have to kill you' so... its complicated haha #im the note taker in our game AND i keep an actual diary from norph's POV in a separate document that could be read at any moment by someon #he already handed his diary over last night for someone to read in his stead his... explaining his scars. he was owned by a devil :)#yknow... the classic!#enough rambling for now i just. i love my sweet sad character sooo much. he's even starting to process his gender crisis! woohoo!

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