#im tired of anakin being a genius who’s fucked up machines always work. give me the absolute dumpster fire that he’s inevitably created | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

bl00000g · 2 years ago

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Why do i feel like this shit would happen with mechanics on tatooine??? Like they just get junk from other planets and beef em up to see which is the best?

Anakin, when he’s like four: Look what I made, mom! *turns on a knob and a giant flame burns out of the oven and almost roasts Shmi because he thought that making an oven 3000 degrees means it’s better.

Bonus points if Luke’s looking through his old home and sees an oven and goes “Property of Anakin Skywalker! My dad must’ve made this! I wonder what-“ And Obi-Wan just fucking tackles him to the floor, because even though he’s never seen that oven before, the fact that it’s been tampered with by Anakin means when you turn it on means it’s gonna explode or burst into flames the moment you turn it on.

#anakin skywalker #anakin #tatooine #luke skywalker #star wars brain rot #obi wan kenobi #im tired of anakin being a genius who’s fucked up machines always work. give me the absolute dumpster fire that he’s inevitably created #im convinced anakin got grounded at least once for trying to make a ship from scratch and when mace drew the shortest stick he sat in it and #his ass caught on fire. he almost fucking punched Anakin because of that and now whenever mace tries to speak in a council meeting someone #says ‘ooh look who’s on the hot seat’#anakin is forbidden from making ANY vehicles but obi wan manages to convince the council to at least let him repair shit #because if he doesn’t his padawan is going to lose his fucking mind and obi’s already dine with this shit as-is #sw shit

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