#im stressed as all hell tol

[arthrimyalgia]

My shoulder is absolutely killing me tonight y'all, it's 3AM and I have just been tossing and turning for hours. This shit is so much sometimes, I try doing everything "right" but still end up miserable. Today it's my left shoulder, if I'm lucky enough to fall asleep, what will it be tomorrow? I'm fuckin sick and tired of this life man...

[smallcrystals]

I had written so much and then i fucking lost it all nooooooooooo. 

Welp, gotta rewrite it. Here are my sibs, be warned, there’s a lot here. Also, apologies for subjecting you to my handwriting. 

  Morning star (eldest, top left)

  Mid-late twenties

Likes historical weaponry and combat. she ‘s a big nerd, who used to larp and enjoys things like tabletop and renaissance fairs and fantasy stuff (she also sort of inspired a dnd hobby in flash)

Amputee 

She has adhd (they all do) which was inherited from their dad. 

She likes jazz

She was in the air force for a while doing mechanics and maintenance. She ended up losing an arm and a leg in an engine accident due to someone else’s neglect of procedure. She got a medical discharge and ended up not getting a lot of benefits she was kind of promised (cause ‘merica). She depends on vet aid for a lot of her expenses but it’s still not nearly enough (cause ‘merica), and she is bitter. 

She used to be a huge social butterfly, very much the Prep/jock leader type. She’s more jaded and a lot more tired now, but she still very much likes people when she has the energy. 

She likes making morbid jokes. Her:  “Damn that sounds like it’ll cost you an arm and a leg,” Everyone: *sweating*. She lives for their discomfort. 

She still lives with her family for convenience, and now a days she’s doing college online. 

Tol lady 

Frizzy hair

V protective

  Militant march (second oldest, top right.)

A year or two older than flash 

I got his design from the scene in friendship games where the band comes on

Speaking of, Band Geek. he’s in percussion, he is percussion dad. He has extra sheet music and the freshmen are his kids

Also plays classical piano

He has inattentive type adhd, which he deals with by doubling down on organization. 

His bullet journal is pristine. He has…so many sticky notes. So many. On his desk, on his door, stuck on the walls, covering the bathroom mirror, so many. He has a set of alarms, and he keeps a calendar. 

Does like ~awarness~ exercises to deal with zoning out and getting lost in thought (which he does a lot) 

He doesn’t want to deal with forgetting stuff he so just. Carries everything. Everywhere. 

If you mess with his schedule he will panic. Please arrange hangouts with at least like, 3 days notice pls, he doesn’t do well with spontaneity 

He’s a good student. He’s also good to his teachers, he brings in apples and coffee, he volunteers to help them retrieve things and with grading, and he’s generally very agreeable. He usually also establishes a relationship with them because he needs to communicate his needs when it comes to ADHD accommodations.

 On the flip side, if a teacher ignores his disability accommodations or his county plan or is an asshole about it, he doesn’t tolerate it. He will lawyer on it, he will file with the school, he will go to admin and he will have you in litigation from your toes up to your teeth. God forbid you are a shitty sub. 

Petty but like, quietly. 

Whenever people get up to nonsense he’s just like: sips tea

Otherwise, he’s a soft boi. Accommodating, patient, and polite. Wears cable knit sweaters and polo shirts. 

  Uppercut (lower left, second youngest)

She boxes! She also wants to get into mma. Very scrappy gal

She’s in like, 7th or 8th grade

Despite her jockness, she still very much dresses femininely. She likes skater skirts and e-girl stuff. 

Flash: “she’s my little sister and I love her. She’s also a demon from hell sent to kill me via stress attack,”

Mischievous. She likes to prank people, she likes to sass her brothers and she is a mythic  troll to her family (and others)

Also pretty internet savvy. She’s on a lot of different forms and boards. She also uses VPNs, AdBlock, data protectors, and the like. 

She likes making video edits and amvs. 

She is a menace, and sometimes gets up to dangerous and/or questionable things, like trolling alt-right message boards or baiting people into saying creepy or incriminating stuff so she can report or blackmail them 

She’s on reddit

G a m e r 

She also floods bigoted tags with things like memes and fancams to clog them. 

She has catfished people before. Usually incels and 4channers. She has some weird sense of vigilantism, and also finds it funny. It’s never anything serious (like having someone think they’re in a serious relationship) but she has gotten people to get her stuff like steam games b4.

 Flash was not pleased when figured this out and he’s sort of constantly worried somethings going to happen. One time she did something that especially freaked him out and he got Microchip to install parental controls on her computer for like a month.

On the less worrying side of things, she runs fan blogs and likes tiktok. Normal fandom stuff. 

Her room has colored LED lights. 

I like to think flash give her the jacket he wore in the first 3 movies once he got his makeover. 

Hyperactive adhd! She has a fidget spinner, but she only got one after it became “cringy”. She hyper focuses All The Time.  Does the leg bounce, and gets a lot of energy out through her boxing. Her computer is super organized, her room is an absolute mess. 

First base (youngest, bottom right.)

He’s like, 10-12. 

Baeby. He baeby. 

He’s the little colt in a couple of the cmc episodes, im pretty sure everyone decided he’s flash’s brother and so have i. 

Combined type adhd. He is a very hyper boy. He’s constantly fidgeting or moving in his seat or dancing in place.

It would annoy his teachers if he weren’t so polite. 

He plays baseball! 

He also really likes flowers, especially yellow ones, and especially especially yellow roses, dandelions, and marigolds

He tucks dandelions into his shoelaces a lot. 

He’s also very friendly and upbeat, as well as surprisingly emotionally mature. He’s very in touch with his feelings and very good at sensing how other people feel. 

Plays ukelele, flash taught him. First painted flowers on it

He has this giant frizzy fluffy mass of hair, so he has some clips and barrettes he uses to keep it out of his face sometimes. He also sometimes wears headbands. 

Yellow is his favorite color. 

He dresses literally however he wants, including stuff like skirts. he‘s very fond of sweater dresses when it’s cold. 

Him and flash are very close. Flash basically acts like he’s his momma, and he will extend that nurturing to First base’s close friends. 

He’s also just an absolute magpie. He collects a ton of things from cool rocks to random shiny stuff to hairpins he finds. He always most have pockets for this reason. He also always has scrunches and hair ties on his wrist even though he doesn’t use them, in case anyone needs to borrow one. 

Also keeps fun bandaids in case anyone needs one. 

Did i mention he baeby? He baeby.

HOL Y FUCK

hi mum i love them all

you really went so in depth with them and i love it!! they’re so interesting to read abt and i love their designs!! i’m pretty sure most people took first base as flash’s younger brother sdjkfd but i’m glad i’m not the only one who hcs flash being one of the middle siblings!!

i love them sm and thanks for sharing them w me! 🥺

[trashbinbackyard]

pre-relationship and general for your new poly guys then and love and domestic life for maz n moran

Ya got it

New trio on the seas

PRE-RELATIONSHIP

How did they first meet?

Idika beat up few of Felar’s men when they were in port near her hometown and demanded she be made a crewmate with a dagger on his throat, she got the job

Ninlana came into the picture later when she was travelling on merchant ship by her father’s command and Felar’s ship took her captive to maybe get ransom money out of her family

What was their first impression of each other?

Felar was impressed, excited and slightly terrified by Idika, loved her spirit and her determination to get what she wanted, and he had no issue letting her on board as she had already shown she can pull her weight.

Idika wasn’t as impressed with Felar at first, letting her win without a fuss like that, she thought the captain on the Leviathan had more spine. 

Ninlana was obviously terrified being on a ship full of criminals and strange men and only one other woman, though Idika made sure from day one no one will lay a finger on Nin, so she was grateful for her. Idika felt somewhat bad for Nin, and thought she was pretty helpless. Ninlana didn’t even see or meet Felar before the ship ported but she was kinda scared of him, but also curious on who this elusive captain is

Felar didn’t think too much about Ninlana, she was his captive sure but he never locked her up or anyhting, he’s not a monster. And like Idika he made sure none of his men touch a hair on her head

Did any of their friends or family want them to get together?

Neither Felar or Idika have family to speak of, their friends mostly being the crew of the leviathan, and pretty much everyone on board knew they had some caboodling going on. Ninlana’s rich merchant family was fucking horrified their daughter would abandon her frivilous life to become a bookkeeper on a goddamn pirate ship

Who felt romantic feelings first?

Before Ninlana, Idika and Felar never admitted to any feelings, but then Ninlana would get a crush on Idika and they became somewhat a thing, but Idika explained her and Felar’s situation to Nin and she was like ok cool, I think he’s hot too. Felar never pushed them to come to him and he would’ve been ok with the girls being exclusive but Idika didn’t want that. So Felar was the one who caught feelings last

Did either of them try to resist their feelings?

Ninlana, she tried so hard, but months on sea with a cool and nice Idika watching her back, she maybe was lil naiive at first but was later hardened enough to make the decision herself to stay

If you had told one of them that the other would be their soulmate, what would they think?

They wouldn’t believe in soulmates, but after being cursed for messing with Devia and spending centuries all by themselves and still sticking together.. i guess that would count as soulmates

GENERAL

Who initiated the relationship, and how did it go?

Ninlana was the first one to wear her heart on a sleeve. Idika had to take a step back and think about it, but they were on a ship so she couldn’t get far. They later just confirmed that yeah, i like you, you’re dear to me

Did they have an official first date? If so, what was it like?

First date as a trio would be months and months in on them trying to figure out what tf are they. Some port city Ninilana would be familiar with and her showing her favorite places. Even if Felar and Idika had been there it would be all new because they never leave the seaside pubs and inns

What was their first kiss like?

Ninlana and Idika’s was a real shy and quick peck on the lips. Idika and Felar’s was probably an angry and heated makeout in the captain’s quarters. Ninlana and Felar were both anxious about it, Felar afraid he’ll scare her or hurt her and Ninlana more anxious about if Felar is doing it because he wants to or is it because Idika made him do it. 

Were they each other’s first anything (kiss, relationship, etc.)?

Felar’s had his firsts way before the girls. Idika’s kissed and banged before but hadn’t been in a relationship this serious. Ninlana had been in a brief relationship back home but she hasn’t gone further than kissing.

What’s their height difference? Age difference?

Ninlana is a head shorter than Idika, and head and a half shorter than Felar. Idika is the oldest of the three, Felar being couple years younger and Nin being further couple years

What’s their relationship with each other’s families?

Naturally Nin’s family hate Felar and Idika, and the crew is pretty much Idika and Felar’s family, they first were not that warm towards Nin but few threats from the captain and first mate and Nin being the only one who can do math later they grew to like and her and she’s very treasured now

Who takes the lead in social situations?

Felar when it’s business, Ninlana when it’s off hours. Idika agrees on them just doing their thing

Who gets jealous easier?

Idika, she’s the jealous type, also it was because of that trait she brought Felar in because she knew she’d be jealous and salty as all hell if it was Nin and Felar getting closer

The Tol and The Smol

LOVE

Who said “I love you” first?

Maz, they knew even if Moran felt the same way they wouldn’t be able to say it first, so they beat them to the punch

What are their primary love languages?

Touch and quality time. Moran has Four arms to hug and hold Maz. Maz has a very squishy tail Moran is free to plant their face in when stress relief is needed. And whenever Moran comes back from their travel it’s Quality Time Babey, even if it’s laying in bed and eating snacks

How often do they cuddle/engage in PDA?

Cuddles? Very often. PDA? Not so much, hand holding is necessary when out in public bc Maz Will Disappear and Moran Will Panic

What are their favorite things to do together?

Just hang out at their little home, organize the shop and lay down in bed, it’s very cozy and comfy and both will rather be inside together than out and about in busy streets

Who’s better at comforting the other?

Maz, at least with words. Moran I believe would give hugs that would melt any stress away

Who’s more protective?

Maz, they small, but they protecc, against strange masked people with guns at their door, they’re getting the >:V

Do they prefer verbal or physical affection?

Physical, they’ve been together long enough to not need words all the time, plus, both are Very huggable

What are some songs that apply to their relationship, in-universe or otherwise?

Welp i’ve already put still in love with you from esc great year of, uuh, 2015, in a music post before. It’s super cheesy but i fucking love it

What kind of nicknames do they call each other?

oh god im really bad at nicknames and i think i’ve already written this answer somewhere

DOMESTIC LIFE

If they get married, who proposes?

Maz, again, they just knew Moran wouldn’t be able to do it

What’s the wedding like? Who attends?

Very small ceremony, the part is just cake and coffee, nothing fancy. They don’t have too many friends and family either so it’s just their immediate family and Mariya, maybe Shaina and her wives too

Who kills the bugs in the house?

Neither, just scoop them out, they’re happier outside

How do they celebrate holidays?

Just put up few ages old decorations that fit in their tiny home

Who’s more likely to convince the other to come back to sleep in the morning?

Moran, they real sleepy when back home. Maz can be persuaded to come back to bed but not for too long the shop needs to be opened

Who’s the better cook?

Honestly? Both are kinda so and so. Moran doesn’t make anything fancy and Maz is missing few taste sensors, but when they do cook it’s with all their love

[celestialholz]

‘A Non-Linear Perspective’, aka ya girl’s latest Qcard drabble

My new friend @tolstoyevskywrites requested a little thing last week, which I haven’t gotten round to quite yet (my baaaad), which runs a little like so:

Can I have a drabble where someone else in the crew finds out that Q and Picard are together? It can be Riker, Troi, Data, whoever you want xD

... Well, we all know I can’t answer a prompt like a normal human being at this point, right? Welcome to the madhouse, Tol - make yourself an Earl Grey, chuck, and strap in, won’t you? Because this is absolutely fucking ridiculous and I’m slightly in love with it. xD

It’s blissfully quiet, aboard this curious vessel she calls home.

It’s blissfully quiet, aboard this curious vessel she calls home. Radio silence broadcasts smoothly across the airwaves, delightfully absent of the orchestrated panic of its chief engineer; no one appears to be streaking through the outer corridors, their pointless existences in jeopardy; it’s perfectly still, not even the most microscopic of shudders trembling through the mainframe (that damned hum that her acquaintances seem so ignorant of persists, but she’s long since gotten used to that – it’s no barrier to a restful slumber). Even if her favoured person returns (time means nothing, ultimately – how long has he been gone? She doubts it’s quite long enough, in any case), he will be respectful of her weariness – after all, it’s incredibly difficult work doing so little, and there’s a reason why she so kindly tolerates him.

No, this is a rare experience indeed, and one she fully intends to appreciate. She stretches, lithe form extending itself completely for a moment, before she circles and settles, quite contentedly, atop the fleecy blanket of the bed. Its scent is mildly synthetic, accompanied by the faintest whiff of whatever was on that garish portrait across the bedroom. She closes her eyes rather deliberately against its offensiveness – honestly, all that effort for something so meaningless. Did it offer food? Entertainment? Strokes? Even the one depicted in it had seemed reluctant to praise its virtues.

She tucks into herself, drifting steadily off, the absolute tranquillity and joyful warmth permeating her completely. Perhaps she’ll dream of forests, or of crawling through Jeffries tubes, an exploratory mission of epic proportions; there’ll be mice in there somewhere, she just knows it –

Her eyes wrench open seconds before the oblivion she so craves, an obnoxious, echo-y sort of sound alerting her sensitive ears to something that appears to have been accompanied by an equally excessive flash –

She’s almost retroactively aware that she’s no longer cocooned by cosiness, and she levels her most malevolent glare and harshest snarl at the intruders as she recovers from being shoved so callously aside – how dare they, the human scum –

They’re desperately attached, mostly without clothing, scents permeating the perfectly pleasant air with biological pollution – supplement forty-six, how she hates them both! One of them wrenches back from the other, and she blinks curiously through a burning abhorrence – she knows that one. Her favourite respects him greatly – he’s important, somehow, though perfectly ordinary in appearance and aroma.

She’ll be damned to a hell of boisterous Dalmatians before she’ll defer to him, the utter bastard.

“Q!” He demands hotly. “Where the hell are we?!”

The other is significantly less tolerant of the distraction, apparently; she empathises entirely, although… she’s never seen him, but his scent – he’s not of this ship. She isn’t sure he’s of this galaxy; he smells not of confined conduits, or stress, or anything that she’s ever smelled upon another living soul. She understands these things, far better than the limited humanoids she occupies a space with, and it leads her to only one conclusion.

This is his fault. She fixes into a battle stance, glad of an official focus for her towering rage – she’s one against two, but one with one hell of a set of claws.

“Does it damned well matter, Jean-Luc? I’m slightly preoccupied – I’m sure you can empathise!” Her offender replies urgently, attempting to re-engage his companion – by the kingdom of rodents, this is more intolerable than her favourite and that other one! At least they feed her!

She flatly refuses to be ignored – grace befitting her position of superiority, she jumps back upon her rightful throne, claws itching to be extended into the neck of her usurper, glare toxic. The respected one turns to glance at her, and she releases a warning hiss for his troubles.

“Dear god,” he murmurs, eyes wide with horror. “We’re in Data and Geordi’s – what are we doing here, dammit?! Q!”

The evil one raises a brow, expression sheepish as he meets the venom of his newfound enemy; he’ll be fortunate if he has an expression left when she’s through with him.

“Ah,” he notes wryly, “I… may have been looking for a source of apathy, subconsciously. You’re rather overwhelming, mon capitan, and I imagine you’re quite partial to your galactic locality remaining intact.”

The important one’s eyes soften, much to her disgust.

“And there can be no greater apathy than a cat,” he finishes, amused. “A universal constant, apparently.”

“Oh, you’re about to discover exactly how apathetic I can be, humanoid wretch!”

She launches with planned spontaneity, at the most calculated moment, when the atrocity of a man will least expect it – he will pay, dearly, for his disturbance of her precious rest. She’s inches from his chest, claws extended fully, her very blood singing with the need for vengeance –

“Yes, no.”

The dismissive snap of his tone is followed swiftly by one from his fingers, and she never reaches her target. She’s left in situ, dangling precariously, the hateful gaze she’s directing at him returned almost as fiercely.

“I know you think you’re one, dear feline,” he spits, “but I actually am a god.”

“Q, let her go,” the other bites out coolly. He goes to protest, but thinks better of it; she’s released from the mystical prison of stillness, and she hisses bitterly for good measure.

“I will have my vengeance.” Her meow is pure rage as she realises she’s once again off the damned bed.

“Of course you will,” he drawls at her, unconcerned. “I trust you’ll keep your own counsel, furbag.”

Furbag?! The utter nerve! Her favourite had told her only earlier how pretty she was! Her grooming routine put felines the quadrant over to shame, the despicable –

“She’s hardly going to plough us through the ship’s gossip mill, Q,” the important one comments dryly, facing his companion with softness. “I assume you’ll be more cautious where you direct your apathy in future, however?”

She takes a moment from her current schedule of comprehensive incandescence to marvel at how the face of evil can look so warm.

“I shall endeavour to be a paragon of subtlety, my dear.”

They’re there one second, and she’s almost wrapped up her plan of sweet, sweet revenge; she’s sneaking cautiously, the very image of stealth, around the smooth fabric of the bedding, her movements gloriously quiet – he’ll rue every damned word –

She arrives back on the duvet just as they vanish with that same stupid noise and blinding flash, and she shrieks a hiss of pure fury.

“I’m telling everyone, you wait!” She screams. “Your empires shall crumble beneath my wrath!”

She flops, outraged, to the covering, starting at the sudden weight to her left; she flips up instantly, high on alert, and sniffs curiously.

… Oh. That’s supplement seventy-three, the one her favourite’s never quite managed to synthesise properly since that first wondrous occasion. Its aroma is divine, though the most intriguing snatch of eternity glimmers around it. Deciding to obey the will of her stomach rather than her natural caution, she tucks in with gusto, devouring it as though the soul of the victim that’s maddeningly disappeared.

She’ll get the bastard, one day – however delicious his pitiful offering was.

[nakamoto-papoyaki]

Hi ship your mutuals with nct challenge ily x

Whilst you’re at it give your mutuals nicknames

akdjlksdj okay rip ive gotten a lot more mutuals recently and there’s only 18 members so i shall try my bestest

@yukhis - taeil, eva only you would be able to take care of this old man :> no but really you two would be so adorable, the mature but also childish couple that everyone KNOWS is gonna be together until they turn into prunes, he would always be playing pranks on you just to get a reaction but then smother you with love n kisses so you won’t be grumpy at him: taeil’s caretaker

@yougotthatbilly - johnny, we had this talk when we first started talking haha, how #bomb you two would be together, like he would be the guy to always make you laugh even if you aren’t down and he would be so soft n gentle with you just to make sure that you’re happy and comfortable being with him: johnny’s biggest accomplishment/ wife

@melonmark - taeyong, sorina you are so so soft n sweet so of course i ship you with taeyong, you both are such cute lil dorks putting the two of you together would be so perfect!!! He would be his usual puppy self around you and it would just make you so giggly which he would think is the absolute cutest thing he would constantly nuzzle his face into yours: mark’s first n last crush

@osakaprinceyutaa - yuta, oof i couldn’t think of anyone better to take responsibility of mr.yuta than you akky bby. You are like the sweetest lil bean i know and um your soft yuta imagines actually make me sob uncontrollably. Yuta would definitely spoil you with affection and cuddles, never ever letting you go. You just being your sweet self would make him so enamored with you lksjlaksdj he would be fangirling anytime you even breathe: yuta’s osaka princess

@kuntented - kun, i have never seen anyone so dedicated to her man than you. You and kun would be the couple that has their shit together. Like the two of you just complete each other. You would be helping him cook for the dreamie babies or even help him take care of them aslkjallk but when you have time alone you’re both just being a cute ass couple as he shows you places around seoul or just being with him in the dorm and just being in his company: kun’s papa to his mama

@nsfw-nct-svt - doyoung, doyoung would definitely love taking care of you and doting on your every need. He would be absolutely head over heels in love with you. When you hang out with the other members and they make a joke about you (that you think is funny) but he would take it so seriously like ‘that’s not funny, apologize to her right now or we can step outside’. He would be so protective over you uwu but you would think it’s the cutest thing n try to calm him down with luv: lucas’ biggest hoe

@wait-whaaaat - ten, huhuhu gurl you say shy guys are your type but ten would never allow that, he would get soooo much joy making you blush in public with randomly calling you beautiful mid conversation on like a lunch date or smth he would always make sure people know he’s in love with you, always wrapping his arm around you or holding your hand whenever you’re out: ten’s not-so-secret hard stan

@neokollection - jaehyun, i mean i’ve already told you how cUte you two would be together, the ultimate aes couple, idk i just see your personalities fitting so well together, issa perfect recipe for bread loaves jaehyun’s bby girl

@multyfan1458 - winwin, did someone say softest babies??? Both of you would be so awkward and shy around each other but just because the both of you are so stupid into each other. You’re both worried you’ll say something stupid and weird so you’re just a pair of blushie bbys that just spend a good majority of their time being super cute with each other n lazy cuddles: winwin’s cuddle monkey

@junguwuz - jungwoo, youre his other uwu half. Like you guys would be that disgustingly cute couple wearing aes ass outfits together when you go out and he would ALWAYS be smiling at you with big :> smile he does, you don’t even have to be doing anything you’ll just be talking and he won’t respond so you look up at him and he has the biggest smile on his face n just says ‘i love you’ in that cute ass soft uwu voice he does: jungwoo’s uwu master

@dreammutual - lucas, omg both of you would be so crazy together. Lucas would always be dragging you around with him to go on crazy adventures at 2am when you have class in the morning. He would be so vocal about how much he loves you, you could literally send him a pic of your leg armpit and he would run to every members dorm screaming ‘OHMYGAD LOOK HOW BEAUTIFUL MY GIRLFRIEND IS’. There would never be a dull moment, he’d be making your ass cry in laughter 24/7: jeno’s soft gf

@er1anne - mark, bitch collect ya manz already, you would be so done with his shit but it’s okay because you love his awkward ass and he loves to see you smile, it would make him do that lil :D teethie smile he does when he gets excited seeing your face light up at him being a dumbass. But honestly at the same time the two of you could stay up until 3 am just having deep ass conversations about life n then fall asleep in each others arms without realizing it: mark’s proud wife

@badabing-badayong - renjun, ya’ll wild as hell and i feel like things would never be boring between the two of you, and if anything the two of you would just be cuddlin watching netflix together on a lazy sunday when you’re not destroying the world lkfjaskldj. He would without a doubt put someone in a headlock for you if they so much as looked at you wrong: hyuck’s #1 fan

@qiangoth​ - jeno, ummmm omg you’re so sweet it sometimes makes my heart sob. Jeno would adore anything and everything about you, always checking in to make sure you’re okay n if he can get you anything when you’re doing your work. He would always look at you with those big uwu eye smiles, always wanting to hold your hand just to see you blush: the world’s cutest nct stan

@gulab-jaemin - haechan, oof another crazy bunch but talented as hEck. You both would feed of each others crazy energy and just roast members to the ground, one badass power couple. You would be the only person he would say is cuter than himself >uchenle’s crackhead bff

@07deardream - jaemin, okay val and jaemin are soulmates fight me on this. Two uber sweet babies with visuals that can slice my a$$ into thirds like wow such a beautiful couple. Jaemin would be your best friend, that just happens to love the crap outta you. Always sending you that sweet charming smile of his when he looks over at you, only of course when the two of you aren’t holding hands and buying super cute aes things or plushies. Back hugs are a totally casual thing with him, he loves anytime he gets to spend with you. It’s his life mission to make you the happiest girl in the world: jaemin’s soulmate

@boijae - chenle, oh i can already hear the screeches. The two of you would be so chaotic and loud everyone would have to invest in noise cancelling headphones alkdjlasdj. He would make you so happy just being his crackhead dolphin self and really make you comfortable with just being yourself. When the two of you aren’t screeching in laughter he would show up randomly at your house with a bouquet of flowers and take out food when you’re feeling just the tiniest bit sad: nct’s biggest unloyal hoe

@jaembugs - jisung, okay oh my gawd this would be the cutest thing. Bek bby you are so stupid sweet, oof you’re like my adorable baby sister uwu so baby chick jisung would be so cute with you. Jisung would be so nervous around you, nervously playing with his hands and stammering over his words. Trying not to say the wrong thing but make sure that you know how much he special you are to him. But you think its so cute that a tol bby gets so flustered around you, you just go into his arms to let him know you love him too oh god im soft: the softest dreamie stan

[anothertrashyunderimagine]

Heya I heard that your ask box was a bit impoverished so I have something scandalous! (It's PG so don't worry) So, how would the more mature skelebros (Sans, Red, Carrot and Puppy) react to discovering their 'innocent' brothers are leading a secret double life (like Blueberry secretly smoking his brother's cigarettes and attempting to raise his LV). I know it sounds a bit weird but I love everything you write, your characterisation is flawless and I thought it would be something different??

ppppppfffffffff i had to hold back a squeal when i read this. it makes my day when i get a new ask. thank you so much for the compliments, its not wierd at all! and i wouldnt have minded some pg-13 >w0 but anywhos, lets get on this))

Sansy-wait his baby bro does what?! as it turns out, Papyrus had already made it into the royal guard ages ago, and when he was ‘training’ was his shift to protect the city. Only, its not as happy as it sounds. Pap likes to play the 'bad cop’, and really screw with any bad people who break the law. Sans only finds out because while he was in the city, he sees his bro by chance, yelling at someone as if he was really mad. Sans just, walks away for a moment, trying to comprehend what he just saw. he talks to him later. bro why? i mean, im proud of you and all, but wth with the bad cop? his little bro’s LV went up by a bit, and it scares him. he gives him a stern lecture, and makes Pap promise to be a bit nicer. and he may or may not stalk him from time to time, to make sure.

Carrot-(gonna steal half of ur idea cuz its good ^w^))oh heck. what has he done? his bro smokes? and how did he not notice??? well, probably because he smells like it all the time ao he wouldn’t notice if someone else smelled the same. Blueberry buys the same brand too, to ensure secrecy. but the tol payed him a surprise visit one day, to see his bro with the cancer stick in his mouth and lit. he spits his own out, and approaches his bro. oh he is in for it, the hypocrite. he is a passive-agreassive mofo about this, and asks how long its been going on. they have a bit of a fight too. Blue feels bad, but hes already too far in to stop now. aw man, there goes his innocent bro. but after all is said and done, theyre both addicted at this point, and they probably go and get high together sometime as a type of bonding. (and whenever you go to the house, the backyard always smells like tobacco smoke. no smoking in the house at least pls))

Red- (i had a little writing block here im so sorry!!))uhh, how is he supposed to feel about this…his bro is at Grillbys when he isnt there? how even?? its not even as a job, he just likes the food and goes to munch on the greasy stuff as a stress relief. i think he found out when he walked in and Edge might have gotten drunk somehow. But still why..? Red will tease him about it for a bit, but then get over it.

Puppy-uhhh m'lord what are you doing? he just walked in on his bro drawing. its a really good drawing too. The rasberry will be really embarrassed about it at first, but eventually warms up to his brother knowing, and shows him more stuff. but dont tell the rest of the guard or else holy hell chaos will rain down on him i swear.

was that good? i hope it was. it was easier doing good boys bad than bad boys good if that makes any sense. enjoy hun!~))

[the-cookie-of-doom]

I’m allergic to formal outlines as a general rule (for those of you that saw it, my Neverland “outline” is usually as close as I get. Estranged is the exception because it got so big, and even then, I didn't start the outline until I was fkn 60k in >_>) but I found a cool outlining method, and just looking through it now I think I can see how it would work really well for Neverland. So, I’m going to make some tea and see if I can make it work? I think I’ll end up writing Neverland for NaNoWriMo this year. I really wanted to last year, and fully intended to, because I naively thought Estranged wouldn’t need another 50K! yet here I am, still writing the damn thing! I could easily add another 30k! And yes I realize NaNo is still 6 months away... however. Given how long I’ve had this fic in the works (like. Almost 2 years) I think it’s not unreasonable that I might wait a little longer lol. But who knows! 

Wait, shit, I think my plan was actually to write Strings of Fate for nano?? 

Fuck me, idek anymore, I’ve got so many projects I want to do. Either way I’m going to outline Neverland, and see what I can do about nailing down the plot for SoF bc it’s been a Difficult Child ever since I conceived it 

[erunerwynter]

About my ocs bc translating my fics apparently has this effect to me

Warning: stupid shit

Kevin - half orc wizard  - tried so hard and got so far - grew in a human settlement so that’s why he has a human name - his mother didn’t hate him, which is a good thing - wants to make his mama proud by becoming the best wizard that ever existed - also bc people in his village first and the other students at the Arcanum (the magic academy of the world where all of this is setted in, Gaia) later treated him like shit bc an half-orc wizard? u gotta be kiddin - that why he a Angry SJW™ - gay af but who has time for relationship i goTTA STUDY - he tol - spiky fangs but i love him regardless - my actual son - v paranoid about his spellbook bc at the academy of magic stupid students burned his first spellbook so there’s that - my precious boi pls love him - has an halfling boyfriend, Andrej - a cat person - has a raven familiar bc Aesthetic™ - loves the smell of ink - would have supported Anders in his decision to blow up the Chantry

(putting the rest of them under a read more bc it’s gonna be long)

Andrej - halfling fighter  - has a giant wolf named Zero, that often uses as a mount - he smol, he mysteryous  - born in a tribe of nomad halflings, where he learned to fight - but then he fucked up big time and was kicked out - worked as a mercenary for a while - one day he found Zero, that was still a pupper, and adopted him - Zero is basically his best and only friend - “doggos are better then people” - has a sister that studies at the Arcanum, she’s a really good wizard - one day he visits her and meets Kevin, his future boyfriend - fights with a rapier bc Aesthetic™ - has a tattoo somewhere - “i will punch you in the dick Kevin” - embodiment of “id sell you to Satan for one corn chip” - he may look like a tough guy but he just needs to be loved - loves being the little spoon - he also gay af

Hòdur - drow alchemist - adopted by a human witch, raised in, like. the islands with the most xenophobic elves of the entire world and still managed to survive - has a stepbrother, an half-elf named Taro, and i will talk abt him later - talk shit abt Taro and he will poison u - “i dont trust all that stupid magic shit” “excuse me r u aware that ur mother is a literal witch” - rlly he just doesn’t have talent for magic so he just. decided that magic is stupid and turned to alchemy - he a Man Of Science™ - “the risk i took was calculated  but man am i bad at math” - Heterosexual Token™ - worries too much - is willing to Fuck Shit Up - hates loud noises - “why cant you all just leave me aLONE”

Taro - half-elf bard - apparently living embodiment of elves’ perfection - actually a little shit - talk shit abt Hòdur and he will kick u in the teeth - has nicknames for everyone - loves 2 embarass his big bro (bc Hòdur is the big bro) - 5 centimeters (more or less 2 inches for u englishpersons) taller than Hòdur, always reminds that to him - (this annoys Hòdur to no end) - (and that’s why Taro does it) - “so Kevin how do you and Lem do that” “FOR THE LOVE OF THE GODS TARO SHUT THE FUCK UP” (that was Hòdur) - sexuality what is that - had a thing with the blacksmith’s son - the bastard has a really smooth voice  - would wear the t-shirt that has “Sin” written on it (you know the one) - i love him holy shit

Robin - tiefling maga (the class name is actually magus but Robin is a she so) with the skirnir archetype (the base class equivalent of the prestige class of the Eldricht Knight, but with the archetype that makes her a shield mage basically) - Angst™  - wants to do the right thing and she will do it - her favourite Overwatch character would be Pharah or Reinhardt - she has a shield and she’s not afraid to use it - always stressed af does she even sleep - always hears the voices of her devilish inheritance - praying conforts her a little tho - a very religious person - well she was raised by a priestess of the god of love and compassion, so - yea she was abandoned as a child bc her parents were nobles and you can’t have a tiefling daughter that would be A Bad Thing - so a priestess adopted her and teched her how to be a rlly good person and to protect the innocent - “I BELIEVE IN U o wait did u just killed an innocent now im gonna Fuck You Up™”  - “a sex drive what is that where is sex driving does it have a license”

Ume

- sea elf shaman (hybrid class between the witch and the oracle) - like,, indecision but as a person - has an hawk as a familiar wihich is pretty strange bc she is really tied with the spirits of the sea - looks like a cinnamom roll is actually a cinnamom roll - “do you prefer red or blue” “I LOVE BOTH OF THEM U CAN’T MAKE ME CHOOSE” - the kind of fangirl who has way too many ships - likes swimming - except for that one time when she almost drowned she didn’t like swimming in that moment - Moana vibes - yeah u know moana was so good and im so weak that’s why she lives in an island and talks to the sea sometimes - there was that one time when she flirted back at Ikaro and he almost died for the surprise - she was, like, the Best Shaman Apprentice on the island but she wasn’t really sure wheter become shaman or not bc if she accepted her role she wouldn’t be able to see the world - but at the same time she loves her island and her people so - yeah she kinda gets homesick a lot - but she got to see the Arcanum and the big cities and the Moon Mountains and the Ramil Desert so there’s that - her hawk is cute, she screm - witch shaped like a friend

Ikaro

- the Human Token™, a gunslinger - dat boi - son of a gun - jesse mccree but as a pirate - birate - lovechild of Han Solo and Jesse McCree  - “im not a pirate im a buccaneer” - the fuckboiest fuckoi that ever fuckboied - tried to flirt with Ume and got a “stop embarassing yourself!” from Taro - “the loser had it coming” –cit. @eldrich-archivist - has seen some shit - stole some of that - and murdered some other - he doesn’t regret killing people, but that doesn’t mean he likes doing so - “i’m not good, i’m not bad, but i sure as hell ain’t ugly” - travelled on a pirate ship for many years - he feels like he is searching for something, in the vast seas of Gaea, but even he doesn’t know what, or who - has a Dark Past™, that’s why he’s on the run - not the captain on the ship he’s on - just one of the many men on board - (his captain is a very badass aasimar lady maybe i’ll give a backstory to her later) - sinnamom roll - flirted with Kevin and Lem almost stabbed him - then flirted with Lem and Kevin almost killed him with a lightning - also likes flirting with death - kinky af, probably into bondage - lowkey a furry

And finally, my favourite

Allegra

- dwarf sorceress/bard but a dancer - she’s mute, so she casts spell while dancing - travelled with a travelling circus - ran away from her home in the Underworld bc she’s transgender and feared that her father wouldn’t understand - her powers come from the storm (stormborn bloodline) - Taro’s nickname for her is “Lady Thunderdwarf” - Taro is also a very good friend of her, he sings for her and she dances - sometimes when she dances she summons the rain unconsciusly - her name means “happy” or “cheerful” in Italian - cinnamom roll, too good for this world, too pure - hates little and close spaces - has a birthmark that is suspiciously similar to the holy symbol of the god of the wind but?? maybe it’s a coincidence??? maybe not??? who knows - at first she can only talk with Kevin bc he’s the only one in their “party” that knows sign language but then they teach it to everyone - she and Kevin are really great friends bc they both know how it feels to be an outcast - didn’t believe in love at first sight until she met Zero - “ALLEGRA STOP THROWING MAGIC AT MY DOG HE’S BITING THIN AIR YOU’LL MAKE HIM FEEL SAD” - never came out to her dwarven family, and she regrets that a little - but she’s still scared, so she doesn’t write to them - she has two brother (one older and the other younger; the former has died) and a younger sister; her mother died when she was little so she doesn’t remember much - she doesn’t know, but her father cares deeply about her, even if he still thinks of her as a “him” - family is very important to dwarves, and she feels that Ume and Kevin and the other are like a family to her now - before she met Taro, when she was still travelling with the circus, she danced on the music of Kakeru, a young bard from the Eastern continent that is the Kukize that is very good at playing the shamisen and teached her how to read his native language and told her the myths and the legends of his land. she teached him the sign language and how to read dwarven runes - she can forge things bc that’s a thing that every dwarf learns, but she is no master of that art - i love her so much asklabaksdsksfgagsds

[the-origin-story]

Origin Story Text Posts and Onion Headlines Part 9

Kira: one of these days i'm going to roll my eyes too hard and i'm going to go blind, i just walked into this room at a party and someone yelled "dibs!", I'm sorry you must be at least a level 4 friend to unlock my tragic backstory, I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting., how ones one turn their emotions off, idc (I do care), This Shit Again, i hope common sense is the next cool trend, no offense but i hate myself and i hope i die in my sleep, i need a tall boyfriend so he can get things for me off of tall places. i changed my mind boys are demons ill get a ladder, "your eyes hella red u been smokin??" no I been crying bitch leave me alone, why do ppl think its ok to waste my time, who let me adult I can't adult, japanese legend says that if you shut the fuck up you wouldn't be so annoying, "yall need to chill" says me, who isn't chill not even a little bit., here i am, cuter and more kissable than ever, and how many kisses am i receiving? zero, why doesn't anyone appreciate my sarcasm and bitterness as much as i do, what the hap is fuckening, current mood: angrily bisexual., buying clothes that aren't black is hard, are those feelings get them away from me, girlfriend: why don't you take off that battle armor and slip into something a bit more.....comfortable me: i am most comfortable when i am impervious to most forms of physical attack, "I need to you to totally straight with me-" *nervous bisexual laughter*, i can't stop laughing at the fact that i used to think that i was straight me a heterosexual, ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened, Youve heard of Best Buy, now get ready for... me (the best bi), ATTENTION! The rumors are true! i AM beautiful AND hilarious at the SAME TIME. yes it is a lot to take in take ur time my beauty is timeless, Fact: Bisexuals are open to everything. Coffee dates, crowded parties, underground robot fighting rings, secret witch covens. We're open minded., bi people are are wonderful and magical and their identity is so so valid pass it on, Your Safety Is Our Second Concern, anyway sorry I sound really gay and bitter, list of things i'm handling well currently 1., my life's resume: i tried, anyway *goes to push my glasses up my nose by the bridge and accidentally gets fingerprint on lens* fuck okay hold on, do you ever just look at someone and think "I'm glad your parents had sex", If I had a dollar every time someone called me ugly I'd have 0 dollars bitch you thought lmao, I may be short but you're still beneath me

Jean: me 300 times a day: im so done, that person you just called a nerd? they are a giant nerd. you made a good call on that one., "if u like someone just tell them!" yeah sure goodbye, why does life feel like i'm playing on expert difficulty, the robot apocalypse will be caused by people talking about the robot apocalypse so much that the robots will think that's what we want and they're just trying their best, i want to give him (Becket) things like blowjobs and self esteem, I am awake but at what price, me: *discussing w/ myself in my head* me: my thoughts exactly, I'm like four days past my bedtime, no offense but some of us *looks pointedly at self in mirror* need to fucking chill, reasons to date me: 1: 2: 3: 4: 5: please lol, "its dark im scared" don't worry bae i got this *stomps foot* *sketchers light up*, me: *talks for 30 minutes straight on a subject no one cares about just because i love sharing information*, me:*lies down* things:*continue to happen* me: lieS DOWN HARDER*, friend: you look stressed me: haha yeah it's the stress, it's raining but it's not men so what's the point

Cypress: is it gay in here or is it just me?, im the seductive malicious forest spirit your parents warned you about, me: hangs out w/ little kids and tries to reach them self love and feminist ideas, I am a dream girl I already know, i'm a good person i don't deserve to be mistaken for a heterosexual, *me flirting* hey wanna suffer together, "sit up straight" how dare you i'll sit as gay as i please, Area Women Not Listened To Again, "women are weaklings!" i'm strong enough to carry your corpse to the woods, I'm in love with this girl. She's gorgeous, smart, talented, funny as hell, and totally badass. That girl is me. boy: says something sexual or flirtatious me: right...anyway, "you can't wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!" the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won't quit??" honey that ain't wrong that's just a fact

Becket: am i a complex carbohydrate because i am slowly breaking down, I'm usually that person who has no idea what's going on, no offense but what the fuck am I doing, eyebrow game strong?, more like eyeBAG game strong. i'm fucking exhausted. haha lol, au where i'm not crying, i expect the minimum and am still disappointed, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE who are simultaneously GIANT DORKS are my ULTIMATE WEAKNESS, me: knows exactly what i have to say me: stutters and fucks up a 5 word sentence, me, a sensitive and very emotional person who cries easily and can't take any criticism: i wanna fight someone

Liam: im fluent in talking shit, is it morally okay to pray that your crush's relationship doesn't work out, I walk this broken road on the boulevard of broken roads Don't know where it broke but it's only me and I broke the road, can you not date people that are not me? it's rude., i think i stole all of the wrong personality traits when when making my identity because no one fucking likes me??, hot people who know they're hot are the worst and can't be trusted, I thought you were in love? just with myself, *avoids even people i love w all heart*, I may look calm but in my head I've killed you three times, Child Development Experts Say Boys Not Fully Mature Until Avenging Father's Murder, i bet you thought you'd seen the last of me, i try not to sound like an asshole but it's really hard because i am an asshole, why are 15 year olds so angry

Bean: wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours, don't look at me i'll fall in love with u, Do you ever look at a person and get the urge to just drop everything and yell I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU, here's a little song i like to call "i cherish our friendship so i won't tell you i would totally have sex with you if you asked"

Cyra: IF YOU SAY ONE MORE WORD I'M GOING TO GRAB YOUR FACE AND kiss it because you're cute , do you ever just want to hold someone in your arms for about 37 years, QUICK. PUT YOUR LIPS ON MINE IT'S AN EMERGENCY, @god thanks for making girls so pretty, they're just really cute and in love, my kink is a happy n fulfilling relationship, my seduction style is is genuinely caring about your life & wanting you to improve & be happy, otp: smol and tol, you can't be hot and just expect me to act normal

Jean and Kira: I'm Always Open To Feedback I Can Get Defensive About And Ultimately Ignore

The Squad: Group Of Good-Looking People All Headed Toward Same Place