#im still tipsy from drag bingo
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evaningotham · 10 months ago
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the batfam as things that happened at drag bingo tonight
bruce: wins twice in a row and half the crowd voted to kick him out
steph: wins and chooses a shirt that reads “bingo makes me horny” as his prize
duke: is the 4 1/2 year old who was chosen to read off numbers
jason: throws crumpled up bingo sheet right in a winners face
tim: thinks he won but was wrong and got sent back to his seat as everyone boo’ed
alfred: was the food network star who happened to be there
cass: “you are the first winner we’ve had who looked like they absolutely hated doing the winner run and we love that about you”
dick: the announcers misheard his name five times
steph: is the disco ball in the bathroom
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