#im sorry i can't get over this cg. it's so cute.

[morpeko]

Bitey have a little snack...

[galacticcosmologist]

im fighting for my life to keep the formatting from getting utterly screwed

CG: I COULD GET HIM PREGNANT CG: [PICTURE OF RANDOM ANIME MAN] AC: :33 < guys i think i huave autiusm GA: Spending Time With My Beautiful Wife :) I Love Him CG: [1000 POSTS ABOUT A SINGLE CHARACTER] CG: I WANT TO PUT HIM IN A VERY ELABORATE TRAP OF SORTS IN WHICH I SHOOT HIM THREE TIMES IN THE CHEST, RUN HIM OVER WITH A CAR, DROP A PIANO ON HIM, HIT HIM WITH A BRICK, TIE HIM TO SOMETHING HEAVY AND DROWN HIM IN THE SEA, DROP HIM FROM THE EIFFEL TOWER, AND THEN NURSE HIM BACK TO HEALTH SO I CAN START ALL OVER AGAIN AC: :33 < [picture of a very sw33t cute creature of some sort] AC: :33 < now s33 her joyous whimsy ♡ GC: 4NYON3 W4NT TO ST4B 4ND K1LL M3 S3XU4L STYL3? CC: just got back from walmart. i love s)(oplifting CC: #)(UNTING #GAT)(-ERING CG: DOES ANYONE ELSE HEAR WEIRD NOISES IN YOUR WALLS SOMETIMES… GA: [reblogs Many Cute Aesthetic Posts] GA: To Be Honest I Think Ripping Someone Apart With My Bare Hands And Being Covered In Blood And Gore Could Fix Me TC: iN ThIs gUy's wAlLs rN!!!! ShOuLd i cHaSe aNd kIlL HiM WiTh a kNiFe yEs/nO TC: [pOlL, "YeS" rEsUlT Is wInNiNg bY A LoT] TA: who up thiinkiing about triiangle2 rn? AT: WE COULD ALL STAND TO BE A LITTLE KINDER EVERY DAY,, cARING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE AND SHOWING COMPASSION TO THOSE AROUND YOU IS ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THINGS YOU CAN DO, yOU NEVER KNOW WHO YOU MIGHT AFFECT WITH JUST A SMALL ACT OF KINDNESS, mAYBE YOUR COMPLIMENT ABOUT SOMEONE'S DYED HAIR WAS THE HIGHLIGHT OF THEIR DAY, mAYBE THE PERSON YOU HELD THE DOOR FOR HAS BEEN EXHAUSTED TAKING CARING OF OTHER PEOPLE AND YOU REMINDED THEM THAT THEY NEED TO CARE FOR THEMSELVES, tOO, i HOPE WE ALL CAN BOTH GIVE AND RECEIVE A LITTLE COMPASSION TODAY }:) CG: HONESTLY MY DAD NEEDS TO KILL HIMSELF AA: [413 p0sts rebl0gged with #queue can't kill me #c: milb0 meegus #y0u are my angel #fand0m y0u've never heard 0f in y0ur life #0pen up y0ur heart like the gates 0f hell #me] TA: fuuuuck ii ju2t told the waiiter "you too" when they 2aiid enjoy your meal. ii need to change my iidentiity and flee the country now CA: sorry i havven't been activve my apartment building burned dowwn and my car exploded last wweek, luckily only breakin twwo of my bones in the process! but honestly it's not evven that bad so im takin the bus to wwork right noww. here's to hoping this one doesn't crash this time! AG: I deserve to kill 8ad drivers with my mind powers. Re8log if you agree ::::) CT: D--> MY BLULGE FELL OF?F????

[rose-smoke]

for nischa agere: vent regression/struggling to regress? Revealing regression and the first time one of them takes care of the other? Gingerbread house building and decorating? A birthday party just the two of them? Going to the park? Or trying to go to an amusement park and one of them regresses from the trauma? Bedtime?

Im thinking agere!noel and cg!mischa but the other way around is awesome too! Ooo or theyre both flips? Up to you!

Also i gave a lot of options but please do not feel obligated to do all or any of these, theyre just suggestions you can do if youd like, or combine them! Everything from here is your call

I can't not tell you how excited I got when I saw this (kicking legs and giggling excited) so anyway😍

Title: french snore mode activated

Regressor: noel

Cg: mischa

One day, noel asked mischa if he could come over for a sleepover just randomly and mischa said yes :D

It is now the sleepover day!! Noels so nervous he might throw up, but he has teddy bear to keep him safe, did I mention noel age regresses? Well he does and now he's scared if he does he'll be an embarrassment, so noel hides all his toys and makes sure his pacifier and other agere supplies are hidden well. Noel then hears a knock on the front door and quite literally sprints like a demon on meth to the door and opens it, but it's just the delivery man "hi sir, I have a package for gay boy?" the mail man said in a thick ukrainian accent, trying not to laugh as noel realised- "mischa you're so annoying when you dress like that to prank people" noel groaned as he pulled mischa up to his room and pushed him on the bed "noel, no need to be like that, you don't wanna be wack right?" (Im sorry i have no idea how to write mischas slang or whatever you call it so mischa shall be cringe 💀💀💀) mischa said as he pulled noel down with him and ruffled his hair "mischa stop i just styled my hair" noel complained as he pushed mischas hand away.

After a while of doing stuff, it was night time and noel wanted mischa to fall asleep first because...well noel felt like he was regressing and if mischa fell asleep first then he could regress no stress, now mischa knew noel regresses because noel accidentally regressed at his house one time and  it was fine but noel still didn't really trust regressing near anyone just yet. After a few minutes, mischa was texting talia and noel was fighting the urge to regress, mischa looked up and walked over to noel "noel, dude you good?" He asked seeming concerned, he pulled noel into a hug and noel just sighed "im fine mi'cha...just tired.." he said slurring some of his words, which mischa knew were meaning he was regressing "monbon you sure?" Mischa asked and tried not to laugh as he saw noel get embarrassed at the nickname "..why dat na'e?.." he asked "because its cute little dude" noel got more embarrassed "no wittle" he pouted as mischa picked him up "what does my cutie need hm?" He cooed as noel pointed to a drawer, so mischs opened it and saw all of noels agere stuff so he grabbed a pacifier "say ahh" "ahh" noel opened his mouth and mischa put the pacifier in and hands noel his plushie as mischa lays on the bed and cuddles noel to sleep.

(I gave up in the end)

[dollicacies]

[ none of this is @ u !!! it's @ my ex lmao they fucking suck ]

first of all, stop it with our fucking fp. stop lying to them and stop hiding the fucking truth from them them. youre literally lying to them about us, using them against us because, why? youre so fucking obsessed with me??? genuinely your obsession with me is fucking uncomfortable and weird. get over it. we're over you. get over us. i mean hell this is seriously fucking weird, contacting our fp to turn them against us??? thats so creepy?? and anika. anika fucking LET someone tell her that she should cheat on her FUCKING PARTNERS just because they weren't comfortable with the idea of fucking having children. not to mention it was a fucking sysfaker and she didn't give a single god damn fuck. she shit talked her lovers because they weren't fucking comfortable with the idea of having children how the actual hell are you going to fucking excuse this. let me guess you don't fucking remember this because for us, this was a traumatic memory that fucking scarred bunny and avery and for you it was just ANOTHER FUCKING TUESDAY. and hell you pressured us, literally every single one of your fucking lovers into fucking having kids because you're so fucking fixated on them its borderline creepy. hey maybe that's why you were fine with dating someone THREE YEARS younger than you. you pressured children onto us, syskids, when you knew good and fucking well how uncomfortable it was for us to talk about having kids. and the fucking ageplay and petplay. it all fucking started by val calling dusk mommy. did it not? 3008. bathtub ceiling. val called dusk mommy. they were so fucking uncomfortable but they didn't want to say no to val, they were fucking OBSESSED with val. then it all fucking went downhill with you encouraging jaxx to fucking groom age regressors. and yeah I'm sorry for splitting on you so much, im sorry for the rage episodes and the yelling and how toxic I was, and getting mad at you for not caring for me. but I genuinely just wanted to feel like having needs wasn't equal to me being a fucking burden, but I guess it all equaled out and I was a burden, yeah? thank you for proving to me that I'm just not fucking allowed to want to be cared for and feel loved. thank you for fucking proving that I have a reason to be anxious. hell I didn't even really need you I just wanted to fucking feel safe with someone because I don't do well without a cg. but no matter who or how I asked nobody was ever fucking available. maybe I really was just a fucking burden to you, is that right? and oh my god none of my headmates were ever available because a, they were actually busy, b, they were dormant or c they were fucking stressed out by YOU. I just wanted to feel like someone actually wanted to care for me, that i wasnt a burden having wants but I guess that was too much to ask for, yeah? and yes your headmates babied the FUCK out of you. you could never do anything wrong, you were so innocent and cute and so uwu and needed to be loved. your headmates PURPOSELY cared for you and loved on you despite how uncomfortable I expressed I was. Its like they were purposely trying to make me feel jealous, like they were purposely trying to make me feel like I wasn't fucking enough for you.

and god damn it now my fp likes you. I get it they have bpd and they're attached to you, fine. but JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IM SO MAD AT THEM AND IM SPLITTING AND AGHHHH. I want to tear them apart limb by limb because holy fucking shit they SUCK. and their headmates just pass off my fucking anger because it isn't their fault, they can't help their fucking attachment BUT HOLY SHIT THEY'RE DEFENDING THEIR HEADMATE BEING ATTACHED TO MY FUCKING ABUSER. I get it they're attached BUT WHAT THE FUCK?????? YOU HAVE PROTECTORS WHO TRIED TO CUT US OFF FOR LESS. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING????? I MEAN HELL LMAO YOUR HOST TRIED TO CUT US OFF BEFORE CUTTING OFF SOMEONE WHO FUCKING ABUSED PEOPLE. what THE FUCK. I'm just splitting and I realize that but holy fuck these emotions are so very fucking real and they are KILLING ME.

[ u don't have to keep this private but pls don't post with any public tags. I don't want my fp or ex to find this and get mad at me. ]

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