#im sorry europeans you robbed my country blind and made us catholic
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My tradition is pool parties
my only advice is to BE CAREFUL posting about holiday traditions around europeans. you'll post something casual like "anyone else watch the old Grinch movie every year? what a classic" and a european will appear as if summoned and say some shit like "funny how USAmericans always CONVENIENTLY forget that Not Everyone On Earth is from The USA…….. no of COURSE we dont watch 'the grunch' or whatever the fuck that is…. our tradition is to attend a community showing of Glummdorf the Racial Stereotype"
#or going to the beach#oh#im sorry europeans you robbed my country blind and made us catholic#you can't judge us south americans#my family tradition could've been dancing nude in the forest#but no#now i have to celebrate a snow holliday WHEN THE COLDEST MY CITY HAS EVER BEEN IS 16°C
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