#im sorry all my ‘coding’ knowledge such as it were was learned via the guides on neopets.com

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people e-mailing me python scripts & im like ok hi i cannot even begin to imagine where im supposed to put this

[inamagicalhallucination]

kunikida, popping out of nowhere: atsushi have you eaten today?

atsushi: oh i didn't really feel like cook-

kunikida, already pulling out pancakes, tea, and fresh fruit: Atsushi Nakajima, we have Talked about this; eating is important! if you don't want to make something then buy i swear young ppl these days-

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dazai knocking on the wall connecting his apartment to atsushi's, in morse code: let's go get something to eat

atsushi, in his apartment quickly flipping through the guide dazai gave him:

idk funny image in my head

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but yeah atsushi <- nightmares + dazai <- whatever the fucks going on w/ him = midnight adventures but since so many things are closed it actually just means going random places for unhealthy food and then watching disney movies on the disney+ app that kunikida swears he pays for for himself despite never watching disney movies (alone at least)

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everyone in the agency has walked in on atsushi and dazai's midnight cooking tragedies - becuz atsushi can cook but dazai and his midnight ideas (and dazai's ideas in general) are always a hot mess and dazai's dazai

ranpo always joins them and makes it worse and yosano tells them she's glad theyre eating bad and she cant wait to cut them open and its too late for them to realize she's just messing with them

kyouka thought they were making poison and simply nodded and went back to sleep and kenji is very easily convinced that this is a good idea and happily cooks alongside them and junichiro thought he was having a nightmare

kunikida almost had a heart attack thinking they ate stuff like this on the regular and ended up cooking them a full blown several courses meal much to their delight

fukuzawa walked in and wondered how he managed to adopt employ such strange ppl (does fukuzawa live at the dorms i mean probably not but for now he does idc)

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dazai leaving the door open is such sibling energy see also

atsushi: dazai-san can u please leave

dazai, standing right in front of the open door: leave where

atsushi: no seriously im really tired please get out of my apartment

dazai: im not in your apartment

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atsushi dealing with a karen client, horribly anxious and nervous: um im really sorry but we don't-

kunikida, coming out of nowhere: atsushi its your break, let me take over

also got an image of ranpo stepping up suddenly but he just insults the person so

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YES YES I LOVE KUNIKIDA BEING A TEACHER - kunikida casually teaching atsushi basic math and science (since u can learn history from books and stuff) atsushi may not have the hell that is k-12 education but he still ends up having a basic knowledge via kunikida

omg fanfic where kunikida gives atsushi homework and atsushi gets stuck but kunikida isnt there so he goes to dazai but dazai has also never been to school so then he goes to ranpo but ranpo has also not been to school in a hot second so then he-

yeah

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dazai uses kunikida's soft spot for atsushi to bribe him into taking a break but in his own fun dazai way of annoying kunikida so much and then shoving atsushi at him -- also atsushi trying to come with reasons why kunikida has to drop everything to go to this one store that kunikida really likes and atsushi "really needs something from"

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omg yesss they tag team dazai into being healthier by a. "well if dazai-san can do it so can i" b. *falling asleep on him so he cant move until he also falls asleep* c. "i spent so long on this healthy meal i hope no one steals it" d. "whattt i dont have trauma" "what if atsushi went through this" "...oh fuck" <- this is actually a very interesting headcanon that floats in and out of my head and i hope one day i remember to elaborate on it but woo this is getting long afjdk

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atsushi my poor baby </3 he is flabbergasted when someone texts him an emoticon - omg after atsushi realizes dazai draws contact pictures for each of atsushi's contacts and theyre all horrifying but atsushi thinks theyre adorable

and yess kunikida thinks the emoticons are so cute but he'd die before admitting it

dazai and kunikida being older brothers for atsushi >>>>

someone tell me their fave headcanons for this trio