#im soooo illl

[decarabiandivorce]

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[catherinerabbit]

AAAAUAUGAUUGH YAAUAYAUAYYAY

[midwestvalleygirl-moved]

i bought a really cute green velvet dress thats like. a modernized take on the green velvet dress sally wore in when harry met sally. i cant wait to not have a date to wear it for this winter season

[basilcruzzzz]

Dysfunctional Fam™

Dysfunctional Fam™

sunboi: yo guys why poseidon looks mad

messenger pigeon: wdym bro

sunboi: he looks ready to turn someone into a dolphin

drunk_on_LOOOOVE: ey! That’s ripping me off!

sunboi: fine he looks ready to turn someone into a horse happy

drunk_on_LOOOOVE: very

seaking: ATHENA.

Athena Parthenos: Poseidon.

sunboi: soooo

What’s wrong people???

free therapist here yk

seaking: WHY IS HE BACK ATHENA?!

Athena Parthenos: it has been years poseidon

Let. it. Go.

sunboi: so were ignoring the free therapist offer

ok

interested in a calm the heck down lollipop?

seaking: I AM NOT LETTING IT GO AFTER ODYSSEUS STABBED MY SON IN THE EYE

Athena Parthenos: so what?

Your son was ugly anyways.

seaking: GASP

YOU DID NOT SAY THAT

NONONONO

.DFKAKFHSDFAKSDFHKASHFDASHDFKSH

messenger pigeon: bro got so mad he couldn’t even speak properly

drunk_on_LOOOOVE: lmao screenshotted

Athena Parthenos: Stop being childish, Hermes, Dio.

messenger pigeon: hey, listen, im just tryin to break the tension for our readers

Athena Parthenos: what

drunk_on_LOOOOVE: what

sunboi: what

seaking: what

messenger pigeon: what

sunboi: moving on-

You two @seaking and @Athena Parthenos take this to the Dms

Me and Hermes here need to talk privately too.

messenger pigeon: what..?

sunboi: you heard me, messenger boy

dms, now.

messenger pigeon: … sure.

*

sunboi > messenger pigeon

sunboi: why are you hiding from me, hermes?

messenger pigeon: what do you mean?

sunboi: youre avoiding me

You wont even look at me

Hermes

What are you hiding

messenger pigeon: i cant tell you, apollo

sunboi: what do you mean?!

Is someone threatening you?

If they are i swear on the styx im going to toss them in the worst pits of tartarus

messenger pigeon: NO NOTHING LIKE THAT!

I just…

I cant say

sunboi: hermes please

I need to know

I dont want to be like this anymore

messenger pigeon: apollo…

Its supposed to be a secret

sunboi: so? 

That’s not as important as us

messenger pigeon: its about artemis

I just thought that, you know,

It wouldnt be fair to tell you to keep it from her

sunboi: i can hide something from her

I swear!

ive gotten better

Tell me

messenger pigeon: alright. Ill tell you

Its about orion

He’s returned.

sunboi: no.

No, no, no, no, no

It cant be

messenger pigeon has sent a video

messenger pigeon: this is the video hephaestus saw on cams

This is why he took so long to respond

im sorry apollo

sunboi: artemis is goig to finds outtr

yuo knwo that riughts???

messenger pigeon: eventually, maybe

but not now.

sunboi: i dont knwo whaat illl do if orion comes back

Wha t if artemis seeshim and brings him to olympus

Thentheyll both hate me

I dont want artemis to hate me

messenger pigeon: apollo thats not going to happen

Shes your sister

she’ll stick by you

I know youre panicking

Want to call?

sunboi: mhm

messenger pigeon started a call that lasted 6 hours

*

messenger pigeon > machines <3

messenger pigeon: hephaestus

machines <3: you told him, didnt you?

messenger pigeon: how did you know?

machines <3: I saw the messages in Dysfuntional Fam

messenger pigeon: well, you’re right

machines <3: do you really believe that he’ll manage to keep it a secret?

messenger pigeon: well it seems he hasnt kept a secret from artemis in a long time

But we dont know, so maybe he has

machines <3: i suppose thats fair

But its just a guess

not fact

messenger pigeon: are you angry?

machines <3: no, no

I should’ve expected it, really

after those issues with the cows were ironed out, you and apollo were inseparable

messenger pigeon: thanks for understanding, hephaestus

machines <3: no problem, brother

~

sorry for not posting but hereeee

[kusundei]

filled with loveee 💗 i hate how often i bounce back and forth between being okay and being evil but noooo im kinddd ^_^ i was filled with. soooo much dread earlier for no reason at all. as much as that cookie made me ill (im still ill.) maybe it gave me a little more energy. or it was ajax^_^ it was probably him. BUT NOOO. im feeling joyous^_^ i love my house when nobody is home iii feeel so happy and kind and at peace. like i can do something and be okay :3 ill bask in the joy i feel currently and pray to god i dont get lashed 💗

NO BECAUSE yesterday was. definitely. something. felt so much better after texting him liiiike. howd you know i was typing whaaaat. nooo he makes me feeel soososos much better and my mom was being kind after anyways… though the bathroom door may be gone. ILL SHOWER WHILE THEYRE NOT HOME…. but nooo she made champorado last night and iiiii ate it. despite my negative feelings. speaaaking of eating iii need to chill out. i cant say much today cuz im feeling ill but while im feeling hopeful and kind i need to. uhhh. stop doing this. AS IN BEING LIKE whats the point of eating i wont eat alot anyway… or my . i wont eat at school… or my. i hate eating in front of people and i share my food and etcetc. iii need to uhhh. calm down and advocate for myself because no its dumb when i think ab it but no i cant ezactly shake the guilty feeling i associate w it??? like how illALWAYS. turn down food. even if im hungry like nooo you sont need to know that… im just glad im not at the point of myyy. passing out low blood pressure point but nooo the knowledgement i mightve hit the 130s plagues me a tad. too scared to check and also they locked the door so i cant. I HATEIT BECAUSE i enable myself sometimes. lile i thought ab it last night and i was like jesus christ iiii doom myself more than anyone else. perchance i DOOOO CONDEMN MYSELF… maybe i am not a 7 on the pyramid. but nooo im kind and im tryinggg i just get evil sometimes 💗 alot maybe 💗

BUT I WONT THINK AB IT. im not hungry right now unfortunately but i am feeling sick. just a bit but not enough to worry me its just the knowledgement i tried to eat the cookie earlier and it made me feel THIS BAD i think says something. but oh welllll. ill hope and pray the world will treat me kindly tonight.. my mom especially. i will call sav while i have the ability to or try and lock in on my essay idk. i hope they stay out for a bit. illl waaaittt for my lovelyyy darling boyfriend and be happyyy :3 i’ll be okay .

[scarabies-real]

Oh my godph y god oh my god

That one post. that one post about like Grian and Scar Hating each other but their families are fucking FREAKS so they’re miserable. BROO bro bro bro oh my god bro dude dude dude bro oh my god dude dude bro man broski fella man pal homie dude.

IM SO ILL OHER IT

IM SO ILL

IM SOOOO ILLL

LIKE OH MY GOD DUDE DUOSBROSB RUSPTHOEHROEHEKEHWPBOWBEPAHSOE I ACTUALLY CANT FUNCTION CORRECTLY IM SO INSANE. IM SO CRAZY BONKERS OVER THIS

HBDBFHDHEHJSKDKSBSBJFKDJAHABBDBD I think this is my most favorite ask I’ve ever gotten I woke up and saw it and literally started wheezing this is so funny. Literally me though, it’s my fic and I’m so unhinged and feral about it all the time. I keep making it Worse on Purpose just like scarian do to each other

I have a Feeling you may also enjoy another AU of mine that I’m working on, the scarian superhero AU “Firebug” :]

Anyways thank you for the asks this was genuinely so lovely to wake up to and has helped me with motivation to write this fic soon!!

[falloutjuli]

Rules for Requests

Heya! 

So you wanna make a request? Thank for you reading the rules first! Very kind of you. SOOOO anyways what are my rules?

Might update this as I go along

Wanna know which Characters I write for? Search no further!

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Be kind. 

Self explanatory. Aint it?

Please dont request too many characters. 4 at max, except if you wanna request a HC List for 1-8 JoJos or the Bucci gang. Thats the ONLY exceptions im willing to make.

When I actively wrote for South Park, people came with requests and wanted 16 Characters. Thats simply too much and makes me dread your request, so if you dont go crazy, Illl be able to write it quicker. Cool? Cool.

NSFW is fine, but please specify the Readers gender so AFAB or AMAB. If no gender is given, Ill go with AFAB.

I am AFAB, so its more comfortable for me to write. Im fine with AMAB, but in the face of no specification, I’ll go with a AFAB reader.

No Gore, incest, Loli/Shota, Noncon, and no glorifying of bad themes.

I write about darker topics, yes, but I never intend to glorify them. Hard drugs, suicidal thoughts/actions, EDs, etc. my appear in my works (with proper warnings and all) but only on my terms, since I use writing to deal with stuff that’s affecting me. And I certainly don’t wanna write anything that would romanticize any of those topics.

No Yandere.

I know some people like to write these and they seem to be popular but its not my cup of tea and dont like it personally so please do not request it from me. 

If I take a longer time to write your requests, please do not come into my DMs to constantly ask me about it. 

Hey, I get it. Asking once after a few weeks is fine, but please refrain from asking multiple times and demanding my attention. I am a person too. I am not the mentally healthiest person and have a busy life, so please keep that in mind! This is my hobby, not my work.

If my requests are stated as closed, but you send one in anyways, I will delete it. 

I wanna leave my ask box open for funny shenanigans, so please check if Im currently allowing requests. 

[roseinrapture]

mmmm im so stressed rn soooo soooo damn frustrated like if you read

im not uch fun to talk to lately. all i can do is scream about how life is so frustrating to me and it is and i happy that im slowly getting unstuck but its going so fucking SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW and while im unstucking  shit keeps getting worse.

my grandma basically now wants to turn the water on and off on her whims so i have to ask her for that shit. and its probably cuz “ a lil leak” but also cuz she cant afford to keep it on nd im so damn tired i just want to go home to a house that has something working in it.

My gas is still off my phone is still off  im slowly fixing these things but now the water on to p of it too. The broken washer machine too so now i have to go to the laundromat now except im broke and stuff keeps getting worse as i keep trying to out run it and im getting away from it but not fast enough for me. like i feel if i dont run faster illl be trapped and i already dont want to come home anymore

my grandma keeps needing more of my money cuz now we have to do groceries despite their being a part of rent so she cna get that shit. and im always late and always struggling ad im so tired of it im so damn tired i just want to sleep in a warm house with working faucet and shower that have hot water coming out. it makes me want to drop out so at least i can work more but

i know art is the key to my success but everything s so damn hard rn evrything is so FUCKING HARD

and being psychotic doesnt make it any easier i had a nightmare that immediately threw me straight into delusions this morning so i was fucked from the get go and i just want some fucking freedom and peace

[patrickjtran]

New Beginning!6/12/2019

Alrite alrite so volunteer for me is about to end with every single kid at Murdy!

To be honest starting this year was a huge mess for me and i thought my life was over. But These kids led me to new beginning and im really thankful to meet each and everyone of them before they start there summer break. I do what i do for these kids and im not going to change as a person. 

Today was field day for these kids and it was amazing so much stuff going on. I helped Mrs Hower out for spnge relay race and omg i kept filling the water buckets but it was soooo fun! Everyone seemd to have a great time. After we had like a small picnic out side and these kids get pick up stix wtf... all i got as a kid was like pbj. Anyways it was really cool to see these kids happy. Only 2 more days until its all done! And they go there separate ways, With every journey theres an end. With every end a new beginning. 

OH!!!!! Today Laurie gave Birth! Happy Birthday and Harper has a sister!

Today also i started 7 leaves and i am excited nervous but exciting!

Everything thats happening in my life. To be honest i didnt know ill end up where im at today! Who knows where illl end up nexy year but... Thats what makes it fun right. 

[sanfranciscoyoginigypsy]

There’s really a lot to say

im a bit tired and drained right now to go into detail of my experience the past two days, but i’ll try to sum it all up accurately. so basically drank and smoked a lot with my time with elena and kevin, having the withdrawals of that, it was basically a night and day i did that with them. i’ve just been feeling a slight depression but it’s in my own head. at first i was not happy with being here, but now I'm a  bit imbalanced about it, i leave in like a day and im feeling sad, i want to stay here longer. it’s in my gut. i want to be with my parents more, i fell like i didnt serve them as much as i’d like to, anytime not spent with them i look back and realized i somewhat failed. but here i go being harsh on them. it is all a lesson, and i realized i much rather be with my folks out of anyone. last night i was at book people in my head being extremely depressed and reaching to others for my own happiness, i realized it isn't the right thing to do, but i couldn't help it. being let down didnt help either, everyone had a valid excuse to not have time available to me, but i then created more pity for myself. until i reached my last resort, akash to basically walk around and hang with me downtown. it was amazing . i had so much fun. my ego was fulfilled bc i put make up that day and just felt too good looking to go home (seriously), so i showed off my body and materialistic self, my shell, bc we walked along 6th street , and i also fed my knowdlge, or should i say he did. we talked so much about guitars, or should i say he did. he taught me so so so so much . just like the last time we hung out. i misjudge him sometimes bc he usually talks a lot about himself and things i do not really care about, but recently i’ve been experiencing moments with him that I'm  just being fed so much knwodlege. we talked about so much, he knows soooo much, especially about guitars. how they work, whats what, the history,,philosophy and anatomy and structure and brands. so amazing. made my night. i learned about hum bucker, one of the most fun things i learned. i love the science and structure and energy about it. we literally were outside a venue and saw a heavy psychedelic show through a small window, and he saw that it was a les paul with a hum bucker, and thats how the conversation started. so sick, cant wait to see him tomorrow. my interest for guitars grew. i tried to watch more and learn more and listen to hendrix more (of course) on the way home. now talk about today. went to work with mom today,, i was a bit imbalanced and dragged and feeling a bit depressed, i feel so bad, my energy was not on top of its game in the morning, but i respect and accept it bc i only had a few hours of sleep and i didnt do yofa or anything. my mom is so cute, we watched a few youtube videos of soul train and james brown and the jackson 5, it was so fun we laughed a lot. i was so inspired. and she put the jackson 5 movie for me while she worked. after a few hours i felt very unproductive which led to more stress and depression, and i was sassy and negative energy towards her and quiet. but i did yoga in a little room and put a negative blockage release music on youtube and did like 5-10 min yoga in there before beverly took us to lunch . i was a bit upset too bc last encounter i had with beverly was not so fun. i had the same experience of drunk and high withdrawals and was just so out of energy to maintain how much she talks about her self. but this time was so great, I'm so glad i did a small yoga sash, i was talkative and positive and inspired. i had a said with small pasta with mama. i was inspired and pictured myself living on a mountain in colorado in trailer with a goat . a fence and the goat next to my trailer (-: then we got back and she did work in the mail room while i played funky disco and danced in the room- it was so healthy and I'm glad i got my energy up and moving. rick james, bee gees, jackson five, earth wind and fire, i jammed to all of it. then we went to guitar center and saw elliot sean pamela spencer and rob. it was such a fucking crazy experience. rob basically offered a free lesson but i gave him a decision too late but it worked out bc amazing thomas gave me a free lesson during his break for one hour AND IT KICKED SO MUCH FUCKING ASS HES SO FUCKING COOL he literally taught me so much and i love how he talks about things and he's so kick ass he talked about scales and how they relate to golden ratio he asked what do i wanna learn and i was so eager and excited bc i literally am so interested in everything right now like i want to learn so much and i got this opportunity like the universe heard my callings it was so amazing i said i want to learn the anatomy and physics of a guitar and sounds of the piano and he was like ok si see you want to basically learn everything and then i said i wanted to learn fearless by pink floyd and he taught me the way carlo did with the fundamental first and showed me scales which by the way is an extremely dense and hard concept to explain to someone but i got it tonight and he just talked about so much and taught me so much and it was so fun we were laughing and it made my fuckign day it was sick and it was his break like he offered and get this tomorrow or aka today bc its 2 am i have a lesson at 3 pm with him again!!! i need to get this scale down so I'm prepared to learn the next step in learning fearless. such  cool dude. I'm gonna invite him to my going away party on friday! so many opportunities everywhere and i love it! literally i love my life like evryewhre I'm at i get an amazing opportunity. then me and mom went to torchys and the drive we talked so much and at torchys we talked and laughed so much literally love her so much she is the love of my life and the light of my life i dont know what I'm going to do without her I'm so sad i miss her already she is my best friend I'm so myself with her and we laugh so much we cracked so many dumb jokes and at torchsy i was basicallyy yelling from laughter and she loves me so so much she was so happy for me when i got the lesson and she put soul train for me and jackson 5 while she worked fuck i got so lucky wit her and she supported and suggested i do yoga in this room bc i told her i need it but in a bitchy way god damn i love this woman. we went to half price then i went to kierstens bc brennon invited me but i was very awkward and shy, mainly bc sam was there. just unsure. of my relationship with everyone, i got there and brennon didnt even really talk to me but nonetheless grateful he invited me but everyone was out of the pool already and it was off and i literally shaved for it and cleaned my bathing and showed up in a big shirt and just ugh i was a bit annoyed and aggravated and uncmorftbale there was so many people and i was confused and just jealous that people had a lot of stories i was never invited to bc well i was friends with all these people (sam john keirsten and brennon) before they even hung out or knew each other and now they exclude me in things and the fact that sam was there made my energy confused but it was all good he said bye to me and put me in a chokehold and i told him 1/24th of my gutisr center experience but they were all smoking and i just got back from being with my mom and learning so much so it was just awkward plus i really wanted to swim but no one would go with me its all whatever I'm going to gc tomorrow and invited sam and then spending the evening with my father he deserves it honestly i spent 0 one on one time with him and I'm sure he has a lot of good to say but i came home and ignored my negative thoughts and feelings that had to do with my ego and not showing off my shaved body or not going swimming or my overthinking of my friends and just went straight to learning the G major scale and I FEEL SO FUCKING GOOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHIT I LOVE LEARNING I LOVE ALL THESE FUCKING EXPERIENCES AND LESSONS AND THINGS I AM GETTING IN MY LIFE IM FEELING ALREADY SAD ABOUT LEAVING IM GOING TO MISS MY ROOM I LOVE MY ROOM I LOVE MY PRIVACY I LOVE GUITAR CENTER I LOVE LEARNING HERE I LOVE MY MOM I LOVE THIS BEAUTIFUL HOUSE I LOVE MY BEUAITULL FAMILY THIS SUMMER KICKEDSO MUCH ASS SO MUCH GRATTIDUFE UGH I MISS EVERYONE ALREADY WHAT THE HELL AM I GONNA DO WHEN I LEAVE ILLL BE OK SHIT I HAVE SUCHA  GOOD LIFE HERE AND IN SF WHAT THE FUCK i need to work on my souls growth i need to do good no more imbalanced my brother is showing me the light i have the opportunity for growth and smoking isn't helping I'm doing so good