#im so sore afterwards lol

[fiendishartist2]

they should invent jobs for artists

[breadslice2257]

I got some new procreate brushes so I tried to do a small practice to get used to them. It's been a while since I just drew some leaves, y'know?

[nana-au]

Eren Jaeger Loves Taking Photos of You

₊˚ପ⊹ fluff + smut - MDNI

₊˚ପ⊹ warnings: consensual photo taking, m! masturbation, oral m! receiving,  slight oral f! receiving, p in v sex lol (no protection) 

₊˚ପ⊹ word count: 1.3k

₊˚ପ⊹ not proof read im sowwy

𓂃⊹ ִֶָ

Eren loves taking photos of you. 

It reminds him of the first time he saw you - on Sasha’s private snap. You were in pajamas with your hair tied up out of your face. Your hand covered your mouth, obviously mid laugh when Sasha snapped the picture. He felt like he was gut punched, maybe even a little offended Sasha never mentioned you. Why would she? He doesn’t know, but he does feel betrayed. Mikasa was next to you, leaning on your shoulder for the picture. The caption: ‘movie night with these girls’ followed by a heart emoji. Maybe if he wasn’t so enthralled by you he would feel shame for sliding up, asking for your socials. I mean, if you're Sasha and Mikasa’s friend, it was only a matter of time you would be his too. What’s the harm in speeding up the process?

The second photo was a group photo. Jean, Connie, Armin, Mikasa, Sasha, Eren, and of course you. The group photo wasn’t his idea but he was adament it was taken on his phone. He noted you covered your smile again. He remembered making a mental note at the time that he needed to get you out of your shell. 

More photos followed after the night he convinced you your face was nothing to hide. You two still weren’t together yet, but the tension between you two wasn’t going unnoticed by the group. Your legs would rub against each other when you were sat side by side with him. He found any excuse to touch you. Adjusting your fly away’s, wiping the ice cream off your chin, whispering jokes in your ear to name a few. You did the same, shoving his shoulder when he said something cheeky. Or grabbing his biceps when walking side by side. You swore every time you grabbed him you would never get over how strong he felt. The night he told you he wished you weren’t so camera shy was the night you spilled your feelings to him. How you developed later in life and that you always felt behind your peers. You grew up the odd kid and you still struggled to fathom you weren’t still that awkward girl from high school. It was just the two of you on the loveseat of Armin and his shared apartment. He squeezed your thigh and his genuine eyes spoke to you before his words did. “You are really a sight for sore eyes.”

Even as just friends you felt more loved than you had ever felt from another human being before. Because of this, it felt incredibly natural becoming his girlfriend. The flash of his phone’s camera became more prevelant than before. He insisted taking pictures of you dressed up pretty for your dates or when you were sleeping soundly in his arms.

In the back of his mind he always knew the next step to his new hobby of photography. It came to a head one night with his hands in his pants while he panted against his pillow. His bottom lip was between his teeth and his fist was becoming sloppy imagining you spread open and allowing him to take a picture of it. Afterwards, he wouldn’t be able to get it out of his head, but he was still scared to bring it up to you. He didn’t want you to be uncomfortable - you had only recently stopped shying away from his lense. He couldn’t ruin that for you. But the nights he pondered the mental image of you letting him capture your most delicate moments pushed him to the edge unbelievably fast. His hot cum would shoot onto his stomach and cover his hand. He used to think it was impossible for him to have such a large load until his fantasies started. 

He decided the digital form of your naked body was a no-go. That’s why he bought his first polaroid. He asked for your permission of course,  promising it would be kept between you and him only. He used it during the first time you went down on him. It was hard at first to lift up the camera, he was too lost in the pleasure of your tongue. Your mouth fit him perfectly even though you were nervous he would fit. He knew he would, and he knew you would make him feel this good. He massaged your jaw each time you took him deeper. His fingers lightly stroked your throat as he lined up the camera. Click. He set the photo down next to him, getting ready for the next. “Look at me sweet girl,” he cooed. Your eyes reached his. Click. Another photo joined him on the bed. You were on your knees in front of him, taking him in the back of your throat. You tasted the salty precum every time you ran your tongue against his head. His head lolled back for awhile, basking in the feeling of your tight throat. His hips moved into yours, but only lightly. He didn’t want to hurt you. He wanted to wait till the end to see the developed photos but he couldn’t muster the patience needed. He picked up the last one he took, your doe eyes looking at him with pure love. He groaned, professing his undying loyalty to you and your warm wet mouth. You were such a good girl, wanting to swallow his cum when he came but he knew what needed to happen. He gripped your hair and pulled you off of him, requesting you to close your eyes. He spilled his seed all over your face, cumming loud against your features. When he was done he rubbed his tip against your lips and you opened your eyes, not expecting one final click. He praised you all day about how beautiful you were. That you were meant for the camera. 

You were most nervous for the day he wanted to take pictures of your wet pussy stuffed full with his cock. He spent an hour warming you up for it. Lapping at your clit with his tongue, using his index finger to tease the entrance of your pussy. He wouldn’t give it all to you, making sure to leave restless. Restless and ready. By the time he pushed himself in you were dripping against his cock. If he wasn’t so determined to photograph the moment he could have easily been lost in the bliss of your plush walls. He pushed himself as far as he could go, causing you to mewl out at how deep he was. His hand pressed down against your stomach and he snapped a picture. He allowed to lose himself for the moments it took to development. Skin slapping against skin as you gripped at his thighs. He made sure to praise you through all of it. Your pussy was heaven. You looked so sexy under him. You were such a good girl for letting him savor this for later. He pulled your legs completely over his shoulder, locking you in with one arm. The other lined up for yet another photo of his member deep inside you. He threw the camera down as it developed, going slow and sweet talking you. He needed to let you know how much he appreciated this. He reached down to play with your clit and you were quick to fall apart. You secretly loved the photos as much as he did. Seeing the ones of you taking his cock in your mouth turned you on more than you thought it would. You couldn’t wait to see the ones he was taking and you came hard at the thought of being able to see you stuffed full of him. He rode you through your climax before manipulating your body onto all fours, pounding you hard, determined to cum too. “You were made for me, huh?” He asked and you replied incoherently. Your walls gripped his length at the thought of what was to come; His semen that was about to spill into you.

He thought he would pass out once he finally saw it. His cum spilling out of your folds, you whining at the feeling. He lines up his camera one last time for the day. Click.

[uceyliyahh]

UNDER YOUR TOUCH

Summary: After her difficult breakup, Tiana wanted to start anew with her life. That's when she realized her life would be better when she met him.

This fanfic is 18+! NO MINORS ALLOWED

word count: 2692

smut warning; it��ll come in the story randomly so PLEASE PLEASE look out for it I’m not really good at writing ✍🏽 smuts but I’m improving at the moment.

Jey Uso x Tiana

AWFUL GRAMMAR IM GETTING BETTER I SWEAR LOL.

comments, likes, repost are appreciated I would love the constructive feedback in what area I need to approve in. 🤍

ALSO! I don’t not want nobody stealing my fanfics or take it as theirs that will be an issue fasho so keep it cute respectfully.

I only own my OC along with the make up scenarios

But I’ll be writing along the way since this story is in my drafts on Wattpad right now so yuh. 💁🏽‍♀️

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12.

OMNISCIENT Tiana and Jey went to the gym together because she felt unsafe going alone due to what happened the last time she went.

He was watching her do her reps, making sure that she didn't hurt herself in the process. He loved how he was admiring her doing her workouts.

She was struggling a bit with pushing the barbell back up when Jey took notice. "C'mon, mama, you got it." His encouragement just made her heart flutter as she managed to push it all the way back up, feeling the burning sensation in her biceps.

Jey put the barbell back in place while helping Tiana up, massaging her biceps as they felt very sore.

"That was good, mama," Jey said as he slapped her ass.

She winched in pain while punching him In his arm. "That hurt Jey, but thank you. Whew, I am tired, though, not going to lie." He nodded as he sanitized the bench that Tiana was sitting on and started to do his dumbbell bench press workout.

Tiana grabbed her water bottle, which was next to his while watching him do his workout. He looked so good doing his exercises, which made her want to pounce on this man like a lion.

It felt nice to her that they got to do this together since they were both busy most of the time. Tiana felt her bladder running thin, so she let Jey know she was going to the bathroom real quick.

She didn't want anything to happen while they were at the gym. After using the bathroom, she went to the sink to wash her hands while looking at herself in the mirror.

It's no wonder why Jey couldn't keep his hands off of her; she looked too damn good for her liking. When she came out of the bathroom, she saw Jey finishing his workout as he put the dumbbells down on the ground.

He gazed up at her as she smiled back at him with her hands on her hips.

"Are you ready to go? So I can make us something to munch on." Tiana asked.

"Yeah, mama, I'm ready. Let's head out because I am a starving girl, " he said.

Tiana grabbed her duffle bag and her water bottle as she and Jey headed out of the gym. As they were doing that, Jey opened the door for her as she got inside his car, while he shut his door and did the same.

He was turning on the ignition before heading back to his crib to eat afterward.

✧.* TIANA We finally made it back to my crib. Jey parked his car in the driveway, and we got out of the car together. I walked up to the door while he was behind me, playing around like a little ass kid rolling my eyes in the process as I saw that Bianca and Montez weren't home.

Holding on to the wall, I took off my shoes and placed them on the shoe rack as I walked upstairs towards my bedroom while Jey followed me.

I opened my door and walked towards my dresser, picking out some comfortable clothes to wear around the house. I saw Jey standing there admiring me.

Taking off my sweaty workout clothes, I felt him from behind me pulling me closer. He was definitely hard right now. I mean, I wasn't doing it on purpose.

Wrapping his hands over my breast, playing around yet again while dry-humping me in the process.

"Joshhhhh I am hot and hungry, stop playin'" I whined as he let go of my breast.

He threw his hands up in defense, and he had a smug expression on his face before taking off his clothes and hopping in the shower with me.

As we were in the shower together, I was washing up my body, turning around to let the warm water hit my back. I saw Jey gazing down at me, and man, he looked so sexy. He always makes me look down at my feet, making me feel nervous.

I felt him grab my chin, making me gaze up at him innocently as he licked his lips. He placed his lips onto mine, slipping his tongue inside of my mouth.

I instantly wrapped my arms around his neck as his hands snaked down my hips, squeezing them a bit.

I knew that he was hard right now, rubbing all over his chest towards his hardened member, stroking it. Causing a groan to escape his lips as he grabbed onto my throat, removing his lips from mine.

"I'm finna fuck the shit out of you Tink, if yo' ass keep playin'" he rasped.

I raised my eyebrow at him, "You started it first, papa, so why don't you come finish it?" He liked how bold I was even though sometimes I would truly regret it due to how he is during sex.

Without hesitation, he scooped me up by my thighs and got to work.

✧.*

After getting demolished by this man, I was downstairs cooking us something to eat. I decided to make some honey BBQ wings with some fries for us. I began putting the flats into the air fryer while making the sauce in the skillet.

While I was doing that, I heard footsteps coming down. I knew that it was Jey coming from upstairs as I heard him come inside the kitchen, getting something to drink from the fridge.

Feeling his hands snake around my hips as he placed a soft kiss on my shoulder, watching me cook.

"What's on the menu mama?" Jey asked.

"I am making honey BBQ wings with waffle fries," I replied while stirring the sauce in a skillet pan.

"Ohhh, girl, you know just how to throw it down in here, don't you." I chuckled at his comment I mean my mother always told me food is the way to get into a man's heart.

He stayed behind me, wrapping his strong, muscular arms around my waist as I turned around and looked into his features.

"You know you make a good wife tink." He said.

"Oh? really? What's stopping you from getting down on one knee hm?" Teasing him a bit he hates when I do this to him.

"T, don't start with the teasing, and you know imma wife you up ion' rush into it." Nodding in agreement I could understand where he was coming from. I didn't want to rush into marriage; I wanted us to take it slow.

He slapped my ass before heading back upstairs, probably watching TV as I continue to cook us something to eat.

✧.* JEY I was upstairs in Tiana's bedroom, watching some YouTube videos while waiting for her to finish cooking. I thought about what I said earlier about making her my wife. I was serious about making that happen, but I didn't want to rush into marriage yet because I didn't want it to be a disaster.

Tiana meant the world to me. I would do anything to protect her, especially from Kai, whom we haven't heard from or seen since that incident happened at her nail shop.

I wasn't finna let nobody touch her. I mean, she can hold her ground by herself when it comes to Kehlani, but with Kai, that's a whole difference.

I hope his people ain't up to nothing dealing with his ass. I heard Tiana yell my name, assuming that the food was done, as I went downstairs and saw her setting up the table.

"Baby, you could've just asked me to help you set up." I said.

she shook her head. "It's okay, Bubba. I got it now, c'mon, so we can eat after that long workout we did today." She gave me my plate as she sat down, beginning to eat her food.

As we were eating our food together, I saw that her phone was buzzing. When she looked at it, her face scrunched up.

"What's wrong ma?" I asked.

"His momma sent me a message saying she wants her son released from the restraining order, " she said as she handed me her phone to read the text.

Ms Jackson: Hello, Hon. I wanted to text you and ask you to please remove our son from the restraining order. I promise he didn't do anything wrong; he just misses you, that's all, dear. It's so sad that you had to find someone else instead of being with our son.

My facial expression turned up a bit as I read through the message clearly. What the fuck is his mother actually serious right now?

I gave Tiana back her phone, looking up at her. "Are you going to respond or what, T?" She shook her head.

"I don't have nothing to say to her, if she believes her son didn't do anything wrong when he really did, he did a lot to me." I could see it in her eyes that she's been through this before with his mother and father I pulled my hand out as she held it with hers.

"Look, everything is goin' to be okay ma." I reassured her while she nodded her head I kissed her hand.

"Thank you for being here with me Josh it really means a lot." I gave her a smile as we continued to eat our food.

✧.* After we got done eating together me and Tiana decided to watch a movie together it was like a two hour long movie. We were cuddled up against each other on her bed as her head was on my chest while my arm was wrapped around her as my neck nuzzled against her shoulder.

As we were watching the movie, we heard a knock on Tiana's door. I sat up and went to see who it was, and it was Bianca standing there.

"What's up, B?" I asked her.

"I think Malakai's mom is in our driveway. I recognize the car from anywhere, " she said as Tiana turned her head and looked at us.

"What?"

"Yeah, she's been knocking on our door, but I didn't want to answer it."

Tiana sat up from her bed, sighing deeply. She didn't have time for this; all she wanted to do was be cuddled up with her man while watching a scary movie.

She walked downstairs and opened the door, seeing his mother standing there with her arms folded.

"Hello there, Hon. I see you didn't get my messages," Ms Jackson said as Tiana rolled her eyes at her.

"Ms Jackson, ion' have time to deal with you nor your son's bullshit for today." She said as she has seen me come behind her.

His momma looked up at me as she just smirked as she seen my hands on Tiana's waist.

"Oh? Is this your new boyfriend? He doesn't look better than my son, but that's not what I'm here for." I've seen Tiana fold her arms over her chest as her energy shifted.

"I am here because I want you to get back together with my son." Tiana's face scrunched up as she looked at me then back at his momma.

"No, thank you. I am not going through what I went through with him; I am in a better place, so you can leave now, Ms. Jackson."

Tiana was not having it with his momma. Getting back together with her son? That was insane, and he must have put his momma into this as well because she's totally delusional about everything.

"He was mentally ill—-" and that's what set her off as she pushed the door open, getting in his momma's face.

"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF HE WAS OR WASNT THAT MAN MENTALLY ABUSE ME AND PUT HIS FUCKING HANDS ON ME YOURE SO DELUSIONAL!" Tiana yelled as she pointed her finger in her face.

I held Tiana by her waist, trying to calm her down, but she kept going. "I AM IN A BETTER PLACE RIGHT NOW AND YO' ASS WANT ME TO GET BACK TOGETHER WITH YOUR SON?! TUH PLEASE." His momma stood there In silence, rolling her eyes at Tiana's outburst.

"Little girl, my son is innocent and wouldn't do anything like that. You're just a broken girl." The way Tiana got out of my grip so quickly as she snatched up his momma, beating her head in.

Bianca and Montez came out to see what was happening as she had seen her best friend beating up her ex-boyfriend's mom. I scooped up Tiana by her waist, and his momma was lying there looking a mess.

"Baby! Baby, look at me, focus on me. She's not worth it, mama, okay? She's not." I reassured her, and her eyes focused on me as I told her to breathe in and out.

She calmed down for a bit as she darted towards his momma. It looked like she wanted to kill his momma.

"Ms Jackson, I think you should go, and please don't show up here ever again." Bianca said.

We saw her getting up from her feet as she stomped toward her car before pulling out of the driveway.

Tiana was sitting on the couch, her head hanging low. Seeing that broke my heart, so I kneeled down to her height, grabbing her chin to look at her.

She had tears streaming down her face. I wiped her tears away, embracing her. It just pained me to see her go through this.

Stroking her hair as she cried softly on my chest as I kissed her on top of her head, trying to calm her down.

"Mama, it's okay. Nobody isn't going to hurt you. Ever again, and I mean EVER again, I am here for you through all of this love."

✧.* I put Tiana to bed in her room as I saw Bianca coming up towards me.

"What's up, B?" I asked, folding my arms over my chest.

"I just wanted to say thank you for being there for Tiana throughout all of this. If I hadn't mentioned your tattoo shop to her, we wouldn't be here right now, " she said.

"I understand B I got her, and she knows I'll be there for her no matter what." I meant that shit I don't want anything happening to her she was the love of my life.

I had already started to think about marrying this girl and having her have my kids, so I could understand where Bianca was coming from. She gave me a friendly hug as I gave her one back.

"Like seriously, I appreciate you, Josh. Tiana needed someone who could love her and be there for her, and you were the right person to do so, so Kai couldn't provide that for her, " she said.

"I am glad that I'm here now."

She nodded her head as she went back to her and Montez's bedroom, and I did the same. I saw Tiana sleeping soundly as I quietly removed my clothing while climbing into the bed with her.

I saw her shifting around in the bed as I pulled her closer to my warm body, and her head was on my chest. I admired her beauty; she was so cute whenever she fell asleep on me.

"Josh....?" I heard her mumbling in her sleep.

"Go back to sleep, baby. It's okay; I'm here." I kissed her thick lips, seeing her drift back to sleep as I did the same thing.

Under Your Touch.

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tianasworld replied to your story: come wife me up then and stop playin' theyhatelani replied to your story: whatever she isn't better Jey stop playin' and come home. jonathanfatu replied to your story: dawg go ahead an marry her please teasing uce. 😭😭 biancabelairwwe replied to your story: STOP PLAYIN WITH MY FEELINGS JEY I NEED YALL TWO TO GET MARRIED AND HAVE BABIES!😭🥲 trinity_fatu replied to your story: period brotherrr

A/N: sigh not Kai's mama playing a role in this she's so delusional did her husband hit her upside the head or sum?

But I hope yall enjoy this chapter. Lmk in the comments below.

Stay Ucey.

[cat3ch1sm]

Heyyy🙏🏼 I’ve been checking out your account lately and I’m OBSESSED 🙏🏼🙏🏼 Please do some more nsfw Light hcs, thanks boo✊

📜~ im glad you requested this because i have NOT been writing nearly enough for death note lately 😔😔 here’s your request, anon! ily<33

◛⑅·˚ ༘ ♡ nsfw ahead, fem!reader

𝐚-𝐟 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐬𝐟𝐰 𝐚𝐥𝐩𝐡𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐭- 𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐲𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐢

a/n: i might do the other letters of the nsfw alphabet with the other death note characters i write for just to have some more death note content up!

A- aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

i can’t see light being overly tender and sensitive after sex, but he does think it’s common courtesy to just make sure you’re feeling alright and that you’re not sore or anything. he’ll offer you water or something small to eat if he notices that you’re exhausted or anything. he might let you fall asleep beside him if he’s really worn you out, but light will probably get up and leave while you’re asleep. he just isn’t the super affectionate type.

B- body part (what their favorite body part of their partner is)

light’s favorite body part of yours is the neck. he notices that whenever he kisses it or wraps his hand around it that it’s effective in turning you on. the tiny gasps and whimpers you make when he sucks on it and leaves love bites are some of his favorite things about you during sex. he’s also big on domination, so he chokes you a lot so he can do what he pleases with you.

c- cum (anything to do with c*m lol)

when light comes, it’s not usually very messy, but his face does get a little flushed and he does tremble a little. light also enjoys licking your hole clean after you come and kissing you afterwards to let you taste yourself on his lips. it does something for him when he sees how flustered you get.

D- dirty secret

light loves to overstimulate you. he’ll also go as far to tie you up or something like that so you can’t squirm as much when he does. his favorite thing to do with you is tie you to the bed and then relentlessly eat you out until you’re in tears, legs shaking and hole leaking and begging him to stop because you can’t come anymore. he does comfort you afterward though(adding on to the aftercare section, light will be a little more affectionate with you if he’s overstimulated you a lot).

E- experience (how experienced are they, how much do they know)

as confirmed by ryuk, light’s good with his fingers, so that department is pretty self-explanatory. as for sex, i think it’s just something he’s naturally good at. however, i do think he’s fairly experienced, but usually just for his own personal gain. light typically doesn’t sleep with people unless he has something to gain.

F- favorite position

light’s go-to position is CAT (modified coital alignment technique. look it up idk). wont catch this man dead doing shit like doggy style or whatever because he thinks it’s too animalistic. this position is simple and gets the job done for the most part.

[taldigi]

Hi hello ur P4: Retransmission au has me positively foaming at the mouth(/pos), especially nyarukami and dorktective naoto!!! If you don't mind me asking i was wondering a few things,

is naotos design here based off the concept art? Is that why they don't have a hat (as far as I've seen lol)?

Does Naoto call chie any sort of nickname like "partner" or did Yosuke take the nicknaming in the swap? Does Yosuke call Nyarukami like, Pawrtner or smth?

Does anyone pun back at Nyarukami? Does Teddie still make bear puns?

Do you have any like, fav dynamics between characters in particular?

Sorry I've been thinking about this all day cuz this au is so cool and I love ur art and everything here is top tier o7

is naotos design here based off the concept art? Is that why they don't have a hat (as far as I've seen lol)?

YES IM SO GLAD SOMEONE NOTICED!!

He looks so scrunkled and I thought it was a perfect look!

He gets his hat later, as a gift for performing a character arc.

Does Naoto call chie any sort of nickname like "partner" or did Yosuke take the nicknaming in the swap? Does Yosuke call Nyarukami like, Pawrtner or smth?

It kinda feels sacrilegious to have Naoto call Chie his partner- cause that's like... the Souyo petname. But, I think he uses it in a more formal sense. I think... He also uses "my dear" (in the sense of "my dear Watson" since this Naoto is more performative about it than canon).

There's been debate about the differences between aibou and partner and how there isn't much of a direct translation, but I think it would fall back into that for the Yoosk and Nyarukami. I think it starts with "buddy" before falling back into something like that... as Nyarukami does weird out Yosuke at first before they actually spend time together!

Seeing as Nyarukami isn't a 1-1 Teddie, and does have his calm demeanor and same interests- just lacking leadership qualities. I think they get into some mischief (something this Yosuke sorely needs) and start to click afterwards... then Yosuke not only goes through his gay crisis, but his furry crisis as well. it's great.

Does anyone pun back at Nyarukami? Does Teddie still make bear puns?

For Teddie, I think the puns were sort of a substitute for his verbal tic in the og, but the sentiment of "being annoying to stay remembered" remains. Nyarukami's puns are less jokes, and more in line with verbal tics. He doesn't even know he's making them most the time and is audibly confused when someone tries to pun back at him.. before going, "oh! It's because I am a cat!" and then trying and failing to make a cat pun in return- because when he tries, they are terrible. "That's cat-tastic"

Teddie, while annoying as ever- does not bear pun. It's sad, true, but Nyarukami's got it covered.

Do you have any like, fav dynamics between characters in particular?

Uh, suprisingly- Yukiko and Yosuke? I'm trying not to let favoritism happen toooo much, but Yosuke being the only one to be on Yukiko's side at first is frighteningly charming.

He calls out the IT initially for assuming Yukiko is the killer. And since he's the first victim after the second murder, it's Yukiko who- having been suspicious of the IT- forces them to help her find him.

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Naoto yipped as he was suddenly grabbed and slammed against the wall, the impact eliciting a sharp wheeze as the balled fists of his assailant crushed him where they held him.

Chie reacted almost immediately, an arm shooting out defensively between Naoto and the assailant- though it did little in holding the assailant from crushing him entirely.

"Start talking, Shirogane." The assailant- whom Chie remembered as Yukiko Amagi -growled, "I don't know.. I don't even care, how you somehow duped the new kid into your stupid little buddy cop roleplay, but you've been snooping around my place."

"I don't.. I don't know what you're talking about-" Naoto squeaked out, hands raised defensively. The reply resulted in slightly more crushing and the sneer on Amagi's face growing larger.

"Amagi-" Chie tried, recoiling as Amagi snapped a firey glare at her.

"Shut up." Amagi snapped, before turning back to Naoto, "I'm not stupid, and you of all people are less than subtle- You know something about him, you're doing something. .. and I for sure know that junk closet you hid in didn't have exits!"

"H..him..?" Naoto managed out, prompting Amagi to pull back and slam Naoto back into the wall- eliciting another harsh wheeze

"Don't suddenly play stupid, shortstack. I know it was you who broke in last night, looking for 'clues' about those murders on the news. T-the people that went missing-"

Amagi took a breath.

"He never misses more than two days. His parents won't let him, even when he's sick." Her voice got quieter, though it still held a quiet crackle as she continued. "Yosuke's been missing for four days- and-"

"Okay." Chie cut in, causing Amagi to ease up her grip, "Okay. Let him go, and we'll tell you, alright?"

A moment passed, maybe two- then, Amagi sighed, and let Naoto drop to the floor with a thud. The little detective scampering up from where he fell- falling in place, safely, behind Chie.

"That's a funny way of asking for help." Naoto grouched, smoothing out his shirt and adjusting his tie.

[onlyplatonicirl]

     With every step Gradient could feel the constricting pants squeeze and rub at his hip bones. He frantically paced down the halls of the Omega Timeline Marriage Center, occasionally walking with his hands inside the pants’ fabric as to give his sore bones a break. “Where is he…” While searching for Casey, Gradient passed all of the picture frames of past weddings which hung on the red carpeted walls.  One of them in particular caught his attention. There appeared to be a picture, more like fanart, of Ink in a rainbow tinted white dress and a deformed Error the destroyer stuffed in an uptight suit, which he had torn holes into. Geno and Reaper, Ink’s dads, Undyne and Alphys… those where definitely real. But this, this one was definitely fake. At least Gradient thought it was. He didn’t remember Ink and Error getting-

     Just then Gradient heard a noise echoing from some far off hallway. He knew that careless, janky yell anywhere! “Casey?” Gradient dashed down the hallway, ignoring the biting sores that the pants aggravated with each step. His large tunic dress thing swooshed as Gradient pumped his arms, his fists hidden inside the drooping sleeves. Gradient gained speed. That is, until he found himself flying horizontally with the floor, nose diving into the carpet. 

      “Gahhh… Casey?” Gradient pressed himself up to his feet and spun in a dizzy circle. “Casey?” Gradient called again. But the human was nowhere to be seen. Gradient felt something drip down his cheek. He lifted a finger, swiped it, and tasted it. Blood! “Oh no…” Great, he would be greeting the entire wedding hall… and Casey, with a bloody nose. And his hips BURNED. Miserable, Gradient continued full force down the hall, coming to a fork in the hallway.

     “Gradient?”

     “Casey?” Gradient hollered, trying to find out where his voice was coming from. But who could tell? Gradient took off wildly to the left, just in time to see Casey’s arm disappear behind the corner near the end of the new hallway.

     “Casey wait!” Casey disappeared.

     “Gray!”

     Gradient rounded another corner. But no Casey. “Casey! Just scream!”

     “Scream?”

     “Yeah, like bloody murder, so I can find you!”

     “Huh?”

     “SCREAM!”

     “OK!”

     A scratchy, pre pubescent scream ripped through the carpeted walls. This was Gradiet’s chance. He knew that Casey wouldn’t be able to sustain the scream for long. He barrelled full speed down the hallway, left, right, right. (Imagine this in slow mo.)

     He rounded a final corner, finding Casey with his back turned and head lifted to the sky, screeching in strange intervals that sort of resemble Gradient’s own speech patterns.

      Gradient got an adrenaline rush at the sight of this gorgeous creature and sprinted towards Casey, who turned around and spread his arms wide open. “Casey!” Gradient launched himself into Casey’s arms, while Casey afterward lifted him into the air, twirling him about.

     “Hehe. Whee…”

     “Gray, you idiot, where were you?” Casey asked, setting Gradient down. Gradient clung tightly to Casey and buried into his chest. It was quite an odd image, as Gray was at least a foot shorter than his human fiance. Casey wrapped his arms around Gradient, trapping him within a sense of warm comfort. “I’ve been looking for you forever. I couldn’t stand another minute of your m- uh, Ink.” Casey leaned down and kissed Gradient’s forehead, making the skeleton blush like madness. He looked up at Casey with lopsided eyes and a dopey smile stretching across his face.

where’s the grasey wedding, huh? 🤔

ANON IM PICKING U UP AND SPINNING YOU AROUND THIS IS SOOOO SO SO SO CUTE 😭😭😭

CASEY PUTTING HIS SCREAMING TALENT TO USE!! And omg the kiss on the head. Just kill me atp I can’t do this anymore /pos LOL

THANK YOU FOR THE MEAL ANON I LOVE THIS I will look at this for seven hours now

[pinkmirth]

hi y’all :) it’s been a hot minute, but im back nowww (i think!) sorry about the inactivity, it’s been a rough couple of weeks for me… (disclaimer: there’s a teensy tiny rant below!!!)

a few weeks ago, me and my boyfriend of two years decided to break things off. our relationship went fine for the most part, it was just that his dad hated me with a passion. as you could imagine, it was hard to deal with my own partner’s father complaining about him being with me, since I cant speak any Chinese dialect. (for context, his dad is Chinese and wanted his son to marry someone of the same ethnicity.) I’ve been working on my Mandarin for the past two years, but it was never good enough for his dad. So, we ended things on decent terms. in all honesty, i wanted to walk straight into fucking manhattan traffic 😭 i felt so shitty, i could hardly touch my phone for a goddamn week. to top that off, i cried so hard that i literally got sick somehow? don’t know how that works, but I ended up with a sore throat for days afterwards. but! I gave it some time, and it’s sunk in a little. not completely over him, but I’m feeling much better than i was four weeks ago. i’ve also been busy with hunting for a new apartment and deciding whether or not to transfer schools. Vinland saga mondays and my newfound obsession with atsv (specifically that fine man miguel o’hara) are the only things that are keeping me going rn… anyway! hopefully I’ll find enough time to write this summer, because I’m in dire need of a distraction lol

— xoxo, moni (reiner braun’s hot wife <3)

[sassyfrassboss]

Im beginning to believe that Lili's christening announcement is their biggest temper tantrum so far. Another Anon said -

"ooo the fact that lili wasn't christened in that gown is a sore spot for her. I think that why she announced the titles because she wanted it to be approved by Charles and William. "

Remember that sometime last year summer they demanded that the Honiton lace gown, found and water from the river Jordan be sent over to LA. This request was refused by the BRF. Then soon afterwards Augie and Lucas were both cristened together at Windsor chapel with the queen present.

In the documentary, Tyler Perry idiotically declared that he won't go to the UK for this and wouldn't even agree to be the goddather if anyone from the BRF was present. Lol. Can you imagine how silly that is?!! It doesn't even matter if Meghan bitched about the BRF to him, but considering they are still Harry's family he should not have said that. It's so tacky!!

So, considering all that, it's pretty clear that Meghan wanted to show that her daughter is still a royal and gets special treatment because she is so special that Tyler Perry flew private jet, and flew in a special choir for her Christening. That's why the announcement was in People Mag. Because the royal perks - her birthright- was denied to her by Harry's evil family. So poor Meghan had to get her friends, her Hollywood friend, to treat her baby right.

My guess is she was pissed and and was denied. The kids weren't expected to be at Coronation and so mghan orchestrated this PR blitz to shove her special kids in all of our faces. Charles reacted with "whatever, I don't care. If you think having their names on the website matters that much then there you have it".

I'm not excusing Charles' behavior but I'm saying he is sneaky and very sharp when it comes to respect and his position. There will be smack down so public that the public will.rejoice again. It seems that Charles and Harry are caught up in a weird toxic co-dependeant cycle. One step forward, one step back.

I'm not excusing Charles' behavior but I'm saying he is sneaky and very sharp when it comes to respect and his position.

Respectfully, I have to disagree. If Charles was super sharp when it comes to respect and his position, he would have cut ties all together with Harry long before this. Not exactly sure what he has even done to remotely qualify as "sharp" or "sneaky" at this point.

Harry called Camilla a villain, said Charles was cold and unfeeling and that he is traumatized by his upbringing. Harry attacked the monarchy, the Commonwealth, William, Catherine, and even William's children aka Charles's grandchildren.

Now Lili and Archie have their titles and H&M will be attending the coronation. Nothing about this tells me Charles is sneaky or sharp because he hasn't done anything sneaky. If anything is a few steps behind and being beaten left and right by his nitwit of a son and C-List actress of a DIL.

If he actually had respect for himself, the monarchy, and his eldest son and family he would issue a statement along the lines of:

"While Archie and Lili are styled Prince and Princess, it has been decided that they will not use the titles until their 18th birthday. Also, as Harry and Meghan continue to build their lives in California, it has been decided it is best that they remain in California to focus on their family and therefore will not be attending the coronation or TTC."

[dilfl0v3rss]

Speaking of yt boys….im talking to one rn. I went to high school with him and he has always expressed how he likes black girls!!! I mean always!!! He's really sweet and cool and stays calling me his baby and darlin (ngl he threw me off one time by calling me his beautiful chocolatey queen and he almost lost me but I stuck it out lol)

I just want to know how the duck is cause my expectations are real high with reading all of your fics and watching these twitter links over and over 😭 I want this attitude fucked outta me and I need that dominance to not try you 😂 I need to be sore and tired afterwards cause all of y’all are living my dream life rn.

LMFAOOOOO ian been fucked ion got no man so ian living the dream no more bae🥲 but he seems nice to me so go for ittttt❤️

[ayahimes]

i'm a lil overloaded so i'm gonna take a hot shower and respond to discord messages afterwards . the edge of my desk is cutting into my forearm so it's a bit sore and my laptop is about to melt through the wood lol . anyways .. i do have a question since fae brought it up to my attention . but is there already a genshin rpc server ? i know such big servers are hit / miss but i wanted to ask . only because i love the idea of people having a central place to meet , plot , etc . however , i also know the anxiety it can cause too . it's just an idea !! if you need me or wanna chat / plot catch me on discord @ astrid/b/o#8764 . it's easier there than tumblr ims !!

[wishingprince]

We went to Round1 for my roomie’s birthday this last weekend and had a blast. I had to get dressed up because it’s been too long since I could! I got so many sweet people complimenting me! - usually looking very gothy or pastel themselves.

The last photo are all new stuffed animal babies but specifically the korilakkuma space baby, the blowfish, the chicken and the yellow octopus were wins from Round1!! I had a lot of beginners luck!! Me and one of my roommates both wanted a yellow octopus - so when she tried first and struggled, I went back and got one for her. Afterwards though I could NOT get one for myself LOL so she snuck back and got me one in return. It was really sweet!

It was a super fun day but boy howdy my body took a beating from it. Im still incredibly sore today and very fatigued and very excited for bedtime.

[dinosaurguts]

my day's been alright, kinda boring, though my legs were hurting so much.

we were doing squats in gym class and my thighs started to hurt afterwards and i thought i would be fine if i took a warm shower but it got so much worse that it hurt to go up the stairs.

but other than that I've been great! i got to work on my scrapbook/trashbook!!

omg yes those squats they make u do at school are RUTHLESS had me sore for a while ngl. i think cold baths help with that? maybe? im not entirely sure LMAOAOA

but laying down? after being sore? 👌🏼👌🏼🤌🏼 chefs kiss its SO COMFY.

oh hell yeah ive always wanted to do a trashbook but i dont have anything to put in there honestly so i just watch videos and shit LOL

[thmgau]

CHAPTER 19 - ONE RAINY FRIDAY [wattpad link]

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The sound of thunder had awoken Cherry from her slumber. It was Friday, the day after the performance. Their body was a little sore from the Sotry battle, but they’d live.

Rubbing her eyes, Cherry reached for her phone & checked her notifications. There was a weather alert for rampant thunderstorms, & an university-wide email informing students that classes were cancelled. Cherry didn’t have any classes today anyway, so they didn’t care.

What she did care about, though, was the weather alert. It was the middle of February! It shouldn’t be storming, especially not in Ohio. Determined to get to the bottom of this, Cherry opened up the group chat to inform their friends about it. Unsurprisingly, the group chat was fairly active this morning.

Leslie: ya so nat’s birthday is today & i was thinking of getting her something :p Nora: well what does she like Leslie: ummm she likes cool bikes & punk stuff Leslie: i think Leslie: havent known her for very long Juniper: didnt she try to steal the book from us Kalani: yea she did do that didnt she 🤼‍♂️ Leslie: well YEA but Leslie: shes nice. & pretty

Ignoring the current conversation going on, Cherry decided to hop in.

Cherry: yo. Nora: oh hey Leslie: gm cherry! Kalani: wassup 🐎🤹‍♀️ Cherry: yall seen the weather. Juniper: yea. storms. classes canceled Nora: since when did you care abt the weather cherry Cherry: since now apparently. Cherry: i think this thunderstorm is a little sus if u ask me. Kalani: lol sus 🟦 Cherry: oh whatever Cherry: point is it shouldnt be storming in february. Juniper: are you sayin theres Juniper: like Juniper: some kind of villain making the rain Cherry: all im saying is that these villains tend to be back to back. pim & auctioneer were back to back, & we just fought that sotry dude last night. Cherry: clealry there’s something going on. Cherry: clearly* Kalani: clealry Nora: clealry Leslie: clealry Juniper: get their ass Nora: anyways i thought you didnt care abt the hero stuff Nora: you even said the outfits were dumb & stupid Cherry: i think studying psychology is dumb & stupid too that doesnt mean im not a psychology major. Cherry: also like theres a prophecy or whatever. :/ Kalani: i mean Kalani: australia has storms in february 🌧⛱ Leslie: oh yeah true Cherry: that’s entirely off topic. also we’re not even in australia. Nora: if we WERE to be in australia though it would be perfectly fine for it to be raining Juniper: february storms bring march flowers i guess Cherry: we literally aren’t in australia. we’re in ohio. Cherry: & i say we investigate this right now Kalani: well classes are cancelled so we might as well 💥💥 Kalani: not like i have classes today anyway 🧦 Leslie: but i still have to get a birthday present for nat :0 Cherry: ok fine. Cherry: we can go shopping afterwards at the mall. Leslie: yippee :-D Nora: alright i’ll meet u all downstairs

Sitting up, Cherry turned their phone off. “Alright..” she yawned. “Let’s do this.”

-

The sounds of rain hitting the ground seemed to be unavoidable. No matter which direction you went in this city, the rainfall wouldn’t let up. Storm sighed as thunder roared in the distance.

The young Celestial was sitting on her cloud, which was currently a dark gray. As her name would suggest, she has the ability to control the weather (or more particularly, the rain). It’s not necessarily controlled by her emotions, but sometimes that does happen, & right now is one of those such cases.

Yesterday was rough for her, especially considering what Mr. Moon had told her the night before. Storm’s mother, Sun, had been gone for 2000 years, & she had just learned last night that they were, in fact, alive & currently living on Mercury. It was a horrid feeling, having the knowledge that this had been kept a secret from Storm for over 2000 years. She still loved Mr. Moon, of course (nov was her father, after all), but she was mad at him right now. For good reason.

As the pitter-patter of the rain hit the grass in the field, another voice came approaching toward her.

“Storm?! Storm! There you are!” “Spring?! What are you doing here?!”

It was Spring, Storm’s sister & best friend. She was a lot more cheerful than Storm was, & it clearly showed.

“If you’re going to Earth, I might as well too!” “You’re not supposed to be here!” “You’re not supposed to be here either!” “..fair. You should get back to the Castle, though. Mr. Moon & the others are probably losing their minds right now.” “Oh, don’t you worry! We’ll be fine!” “But.. y’know..” “I bet you Juno isn’t even around this area! Plus, this is our first time ever being on Earth. We should explore it some, at least!”

Storm sighed, her cloud getting slightly lighter in color.

“I guess you’re right.” she said. “Can we stay here for a bit longer, though?” “Of course!” Spring smiled, sitting down on the grass. “I don’t mind at all! Keep the rain coming, girl!”

-

“Jesus Christ!”

The group, all bundled up in their rain gear, stepped outside of the apartment complex & was immediately blasted with the most amount of rain & wind they’d ever been met with.

“It’s like a thunderstorm out here!” “Yea, clearly.” “So, Cherrypop, how are we supposed to find the source of the rain in the first place?” “What, do you expect me to think things through? You’re the smart one in this group, Nora.” “You’re the psychology major! Don’t call me the smart one!” “You’re majoring in medical engineering!”

While Cherry & Nora were having this discussion, Kalani had pulled out his phone & opened up the weather map.

“Look,” Kalani said, pointing toward the map. “The red is where the storm is the most intense, so that might be where the source is.” “We’re not going to the part of the storm that’s the most intense.” “It’s not like it’s a hurricane! We’ll be fine!” “Alright, fine. Let’s go.”

The group piled into Cherry’s car as they started driving toward the red point on the map. Kalani sat in the passenger’s seat, keeping an eye on the weather map in case anything happened to change.

Despite the danger that comes with riding during a storm, it was actually quite nice. The sound of the rainfall hitting against the windows was relaxing.

“Has the map changed at all?” Cherry asked. “Nope.” Kalani replied. “Still the same.” “Alright.” “Do you think we could turn on some music? It’s a bit quiet in here.” “Sure, go ahead & connect your phone.”

Juniper whipped out faer phone & connected to the car via Bluetooth. Ae started playing aer playlist, which just so happened to have started with Spring & A Storm by Tally Hall.

“Huh. Fitting song.” “It’s not spring. It’s still winter.” “But there is a storm.” “Whatever. Let’s just continue driving.”

-

“What do you mean Spring & Storm are gone?!”

Two Celestials, Mr. Moon & Time, stood in a room with two thrones, both labeled with the sun & the moon respectively. Mr. Moon sat in the moon throne as Time stood before nova.

“I- I don’t know! I told them about Sun & they left the castle! What if they get lost or hurt or-” “Calm down, Mr. Moon.” Time put a hand on novs shoulder. “Tell me, do you know where they are now?”

Mr. Moon went silent.

“Mr. Moon. Tell me. Where did they go?”

“..Earth.” “EARTH?! Why EARTH of all places?! Don’t they know Juno’s down there?! Why didn’t you try to stop them, Mr. Moon?!” “I- I tried! They wouldn’t listen to me! I... I’m a horrible father, Time..” “No, no you aren’t! You’ve done the best you can raising Spring & Storm for the past 2000 years alone. Besides, they’re just children. Children are known to act out.” “But they ran away to EARTH, Time! That planet’s like a death trap!” “Just breathe, Mr. Moon... they’ll be fine. I’m going to go tell Fate. Will you be fine on your own?”

Mr. Moon curled novs legs up to novs chest, hugging them ever-so slightly.

“Fate probably already knows. She knows everything, after all.” “If she knows everything, she’ll know Spring & Storm will come back safely. I’ll be back, Mr. Moon. Just hang on tight.” “..ok.”

-

Cherry parked her car in an empty parking lot, right next to a massive field.

“Are you sure this is the place?” “That’s what the map says, so it’s gotta be.” “In the field?” “In the field.” “At least it’s not a restaurant, or an auction house.” “True. Let’s go.”

Unbuckling their seatbelts, the group hopped out of the car & started walking into the field. The rain fell heavy on them & the ground, lightning crackling in the distance.

“Maybe we should have brought umbrellas.” “You think?” “Honestly, with how hard this rain’s coming down, it probably would have broken the umbrellas.” “If we stay out here any longer, it’s gonna break our bones.” “That’d be fun to explain to a doctor. Like, ‘Hey, doc. Broke my arm. Yea, it was raining outside.’ Y’know?” “The doctor wouldn’t believe you if you said that.” “The doctor could take one step out in this field & believe me.” “Hey, what’s that?”

Nora pointed over to something in the distance. It looked to be 2 kids, sitting & talking. One of them looked like they were on a cloud.

“Are those kids?” “Looks like it.” “What are they doing here in the middle of a thunderstorm?” “How’s that one sitting on a cloud?” “Hey, maybe they know why it’s raining!” “They’re kids. What could they do?” “Uh.. magic.” “...yea, fair.”

Adjusting her raincoat, Cherry walked up to the two kids. “Cherry, wait!”

The two kids appeared to both be girls, & they both had long, pointy ears as well. Not like that was much of a concern to Cherry. After all, if magic was real, then people with elf ears can be real too.

“You.” Cherry pointed at the girl sitting on the cloud. Both of them looked up at Cherry. “What do you want?” “Did you make this rain happen?” “Maybe. What’s it to you?” “Stop the rain. Now.” “Make me.”

Sensing that a fight was about to break out, Leslie & the other girl quickly intervened, carefully pulling Cherry & the storm-cloud girl away from each other.

“Hey- Hey! Woah! Everyone calm down!” “We don’t need a fight here, ok?”

“Well, maybe I wanna fight!” Cherry unzipped their coat, revealing their red tie necklace.

The two girls gasped.

“Wait! Is that one of the necklaces from the prophecy?!” “You know about the prophecy?!” “Of course we do! We are Celestials, after all!” “Spring!! You can’t just tell people that!” “But the necklace! They’re the heroes!” “We don’t know if they all have necklaces!” “We do all have necklaces, for the record.”

The other 4 unzipped their raincoats slightly, revealing their necklaces.

“Oh. I stand corrected, then.”

The girl that wasn’t on the cloud (her name was Spring, as the other one had said) reached her hand out for a handshake.

“It’s nice to meet you, heroes!” “It’s.. nice to meet you, too.” Cherry said, hesitantly shaking her hand. “I’m Spring, & that’s Storm!” Spring pointed at herself & then pointed at Storm. “I’m Cherry. That’s Nora, Leslie, Juniper, & Kalani.” Cherry pointed at all of their friends in the order in which they said their names. “Hey,” Kalani started. “If you two are Celestials, aren’t you supposed to be up in the castle?” “Oh, you actually read that part of the book?” “Of course we did.” “Well, yea, we’re supposed to be in the castle, but.. well.. it’s a long story.” Spring hummed. “We’ve got time. We should probably get out of the rain, though.” “Yea, speaking of the rain, can you turn it off?”

The two Celestials glanced at each other, processing the question. After a moment, they turned back to look at Cherry.

“Only if you do something for us.” “Alright. What is it?” “We want to g-” “We want to experience a day on Earth!” “Spring!” “What? It’s true!” “I mean, yea, but I’d rather find a way to get our parents back together!”

The group looked at each other.

“I mean.. we could do both.” “You can?!” “We can?” “Yea. Classes have already been cancelled today anyway, so.. we might as well!” “Besides, we need to go to the mall to get Natalie a present anyway! This is a great opportunity to do that!”

Storm sighed. “Alright. One day on Earth. & then you’re getting our parents back together. Got it?” “Hey, hold on a minute here!” Cherry said. “Do we look like marriage counselors to you?” “I don’t know what a marriage counselor is, but I’m sure it couldn’t be that hard.” Spring shrugged “Plus,” Storm twirled a strand of hair in her finger. “If you don’t do it, the rain stays.” “Ughh. Fine.”

Storm snapped her fingers. All of a sudden, the rain was gone. It was a bright, sunny day now.“Alright!” Spring cheered. “It’s time for the best day on Earth ever!!”

[fuckyeahpedropascal]

You guys, this was such a fun poll! Thank you for turning out for the round table and repping each Pedro boy (some more than others lol).

Incidentally, I also have a lot of thoughts on the topic, so I think I'll do a more detailed breakdown of the poll results for this one. I will start with the Top Three™ below the cut.

#1: Ezra

I don't think anyone disagrees with this result! Prospect is a massively underrated movie of P's, especially among new fans, and Ezra is a wonderful enigma of a character.

@missredherring: #i kept coming back to Ezra#and maybe Im doing this wrong but his performance as Ezra has everything#the character is wonderfully complex and he turns on a dime

@mando-abs: #ezra is Pedro’s best performance (outside of Joel bc yeah)#(oh! and outside of Javier bc also yeah)#and you can’t change my mind#and Ezra is critically underrated because of that

@imaswellkid: But, you know. "I'm Ezra". and I'm a fucking puddle.

@oonajaeadira: #i'm sorry but his performance in prospect is the fkn bomb#and in all the mando/tlou hubub got sorely ignored for being one of his best “reluctant dad” roles

@nothoughtsjustmeds: #he is a really well formed character and there’s still layers of him to unravel#i love the varying takes in fandom about him

#2: Oberyn

Interestingly, there isn't a lot of discourse about Oberyn in the tags, but he still came in second in a field of very strong contenders. That speaks to the underratedness of this OG bisexual prince.

@ohsomightypeaches: Last but not least my sweet sweet prince. I love this hoe. That's all. More hoeing please. I know GOT season 4 was like million years ago. And I get to live in my alternate universe where he's NOT DEAD FROM EYES BEING GOUGED OUT and hoeing all over Dorn. And that's all I really want from these fics + ELLARIA. And no I will not elaborate. + extra points for being the first thing I've ever seen this superb actor that he is.

@jahsontodd: #I feel like Oberyn has noteriety but among 🤢men#they are like yeah Oberyn is so cool he gets the ladies#meanwhile we are like yeah yeah Oberyn *thinks about ellaria and blushes*

@lauratang: #definitely oberyn#martell for the win

#3: Marcus Moreno

I am so chuffed for @radiowallet that our superhero dad came in third! I haven't watched the movie in full, so I'll leave the discussion to the experts, but I agree he is probably one of the most underrated boys out there.

@radiowallet: #Marcus Moreno is constantly left out of the conversation#and I am here to take a stand#This man has it all#And then some#Yeah the silly movie leaves a lot to be desired but that's what makes him great#put your own spin on him#make him sweet#make him spicy#add all the seasoning to this guy he can take it

@ohsomightypeaches: LOOK. Marcus Moreno def deserves more love 😩 he's a darling dork and I love him. (Read: I suffered through this movie so I can witness this greatness and wanted desperately to strangle Miracle Guy) he got my vote. Only because you made me choose you monster (affectionate)

@thosewickedlovelies: #kgjfkdhahs prev tags Cat how does it feel to be so right and so funny#season him. beat him. leave him to marinate. put him on the heat and watch him sizzle#(put him in your mouth afterwards and enjoy the fruits of your labor...)#WHO SAID THAT#lgjgkshshsgafs

Who's the most underrated Pedro boy?

This is only our second multi-Pedro boy poll! I know this is a potentially controversial topic, so before anyone comes at me for my selection of underdogs, my methodology is under the cut! I am not putting a 9th option, so if you have opinions, discussion is encouraged as usual!

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My methodology:

'Underratedness' is of course, subjective. But I am taking into account the general pervasiveness of the characters in the fandom in terms of fanfiction, gifs, discourse, artwork etc.

I'm not including any characters that came out after 2021 - I think it's fair to say that Pedro boys that were introduced since have received fair attention, including Javi G and Dieter.

I've obviously not included the most popular Pedro boys that came out before 2021, including Frankie, Jack and Javier.

Oberyn might be a controversial addition, but I think it's fair to say that there isn't as much content for Oberyn when compared to the more popular Pedro boys.

I'm not including characters that only appear for one or two episodes, or characters that are too obscure (Graceland, The Good Wife)

[littlemissidontcare]

Yesss!!! Get it anon! This is the energy we needed to change the vibes lol🔥🔥🔥

Im down to talk about my spicy cinnamon role with you guys anytime!! He was so sweet afterwards to guys 😭 kissing on me and rubbing anywhere he thought I would be sore and that made me wanna go again 😂 going into work this morning was interesting a friend at work saw a mark he left on my neck and made a comment I blushed so hard 😂

Stop this makes me so happy for you 😩

Does cinnamon roll have a friend? Lol