#im so so so honored oh my god im so greatly thankful. he looks absolutely stunning in here.

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OH MY GOS OH MY GOD OH MY GODDDD OH MY GOD

From: @golemsfire

To: @chocokeyboard (Twitter)

Message from Santa: "Wanted to draw Falce Knight and Meta Knight together, I hope this is ok!"

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hii !! if im correct i saw ur request are open- can i request kaeya,diluc and childe with a male reader whos too pretty for a boy ?? (i really dont know- uh like the reader is so pretty ??- like beautiful??-?)

(free feel to ignore or decline this req !)

Reblogs are greatly appreciated !! ⠀

「 FEAT : 」 Kaeya, Diluc, Childe (separate) x Male reader

「 ### : 」 Fluff !! idrk what else to tell u this is just feel-good stuff

Hey hun! Thanks for requesting, I don’t have much practice writing for male readers, but i tried my best and i hope you enjoy! 💞 I also did it in hcs, hope that’s okay <33

⠀ 「 KAEYA 」

I feel like Kaeya would be, like, hyperaware of how pretty you are. But not in a bad way! Like, he’d constantly catch himself thinking about how attractive he found you, and he’d always find himself admiring the details of your face and your body (respectfully!!)

I don’t think he’d make such a big deal about you being ‘too pretty for a boy.’ I mean, Kaeya himself is a prettyboy himself, so if anything he’s probably jealous of how pretty you are.

In a pre-relationship scenario, he’d flirt with you a lot. Like, every time you run into each other a lot. Honestly, even after you’ve gotten together, he’ll always meet you with a compliment.

“Hey, prettyboy, looking stunning as always. Anything you’re planning to do today? No? I would be honored if you were to accompany me for a walk around the city, then. With you by my side, I’m sure to attract envy from every citizen of Mondstadt.”

If he gets you flustered and embarrassed, not meeting his eyes and toying with your fingers, he’ll think you’re so cute. If he gets you with your arms crossed, frowning (or pouting) with an adorable furrow in your brow, he’ll think you’re so cute. 

If you openly embrace being a pretty / beautiful boy, Kaeya would totally bring you things to make you look even more pretty, like flowers that you can place into your hair, a flower crown, on slower days, or a set of gorgeous drop earrings. 

He would totally match accessories or outfits with you, too! I can see it oh my god.

He’d be so proud to be seen around Mondstadt with you, and his dramatic ass would probably flaunt you everywhere just to see people glare at him, wishing to be in his place.

If you get shit from any females or males who are envious of your beauty, who try to instill insecurity within you and try to fester within you a hate for your own prettiness, Kaeya would laugh in their face and call them out for their absurdity. He’d smirk at them, mirth in his eyes as he glances at you. To him, these people aren’t even worth acknowledging. Not when they spout such stupid things.

Overall, Kaeya would be such a good boo to his pretty boyfriend, and if you’re not particularly confident in how gorgeous you are, that’s fine. He’ll be confident for the two of you.

⠀ 「 DILUC 」

Oh, this man. Let it be known, i firmly headcanon that despite his aloof and cool persona, if Diluc is interested in someone, he turns into an absolute timid virgin. Like, yeah, he’ll still retain some coolness, right, but his inner dialogue is him slightly panicking whenever something has to do with you.

Among all of the characters here, i think that Diluc would underestimate your strength as a prettyboy the least. Like, the others wouldn’t view you as weak, of course, but i just think that Diluc would be the most hyperaware of how you’re incredibly gorgeous and simultaneously strong/talented/smart/etc. 

I feel like DIluc would always subtly watch out for you and would hear about you from others, but it would take him sometime to approach you. Not because he doesn’t want to talk! But because he isn’t sure if you wanted to talk to him. He probably think that because you’re so pretty and he’s,,, not, that you two wouldn’t be a good fit.

You’re probably the one who has to initiate the conversation, otherwise he’d just continue pining from afar. 

“Ah, it’s a pleasure to meet you. I’ve heard of your attractiveness–– er, effectiveness from all sorts of people around the city.”

Over time tho, Diluc’s image of you being a pretty (and talented, smart, etc.) person would be replaced by a more realistic version of you that he doesn’t hold on such a high pedestal anymore. Nevertheless, he thought with each passing day that you were more gorgeous than the last.

Diluc’s got that wine tycoon drip, so rest assured that he will get you anything you want, and that he would always compliment you on whatever you wear, whether it leans more to the feminine side, masculine, unisex, or just about anything, he thinks you look absolutely stunning in all of it.

Would not take any shit about you being ‘too pretty for a boy.’ If anyone dares to insult you with that idea in mind, he’s either going to throw them out of the bar or throw his hands. 

Male, female, either, or, neither, or what have you, no one will let you feel bad about how much of a pretty boy you are–– not on his watch. Diluc even finds himself frowning when he wonders when prettyboy started being an insult. After all, you were the prettiest boy he’s ever met, and he’s so grateful to be with you.

⠀ 「 CHILDE 」

The moment he sees you he’s immediately smitten. Like, stealing glances from the corner of his eye at you, sighing as he remembers how the light reflected gorgeously in your eyes kind of smitten.

To be fair, i think Childe is himself also a prettyboy who’s aelf-aware of how attractive he is, so he can appreciate your beauty in ways some other people might not be able to.

The MOST bold oh my god. He even outdoes Kaeya in the outright flirting, i think.

Childe will undoubtedly approach you ASAP, complimenting you immediately. Depending on how your react to his clear interest will determine how hard he goes in asking you out to dinner. Your beauty isn’t something that should be tainted with uncomfortability, after all. 

“Oh? If I may be so bold, what might a man as pretty as yourself be doing all alone? Well, if you have no plans, would you allow me to take you out to dinner? Surely someone as stunning as yourself is right at home in the most opulent of restaurants.”

Child would be similar to Kaeya in the sense that he’ll compliment you a whole bunch. However, while Kaeya’s compliments can come off as poetic most of the time, Childe’s often comes off as more... cheesy. Endearing, of course! But definitely cheesy. 

If you agree to go out with him, congrats: you’ve got yourself a sugar daddy.

He’ll bring you out to the most lavish places, and he’ll let you run wild in designer boutiques all across Liyue. And the clothes and accessories that are available there are nothing to sneeze at, either.

Want a custom suit, tailored to your every measurement? Childe won’t even blink. Or maybe you’re more comfortable in more practical clothing that you feel comfortable in. He knows just the place, though the price is hardly any different.

He may even import some clothing from other nations, if you so wished. 

One thing that can amplify your prettiness to Childe is if you can fight, too. If so, he’d definitely challenge you to a spar. Although he’s probably win in the end ––what with being a harbinger–– there were some times that he faltered and nearly lost.

Seeing you so determined to fight him, sheer will reflected in your eyes and the way that the lighting of the setting sun glinted off your weapon and reflected onto your face? Truly marvelous, too pretty for words.

He’d be the most aggressive when someone looks down or criticizes you for being pretty, i feel.

Childe would not have any of it. Although he still has to be on good behaviour due to the strained diplomatic relations the Fatui and Liyue have had due to the whole Osial incident, he would not miss a beat in approaching the offender, maybe clasping their hand in a too-tight grip, a cold smile on his face and an even colder look in his eyes, ‘politely’ requesting they apologize with faux cheerfulness. If they do, great. They’d better leave, though. But if they don’t apologize, he’d not let his facade slip, but he’d escort you out of the place, your wellbeing more important that seeking vengeance at the moment, but he would not forget this transgression.

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aditya is going to be grounded forever and ever and ever once he gets caught lmao. indus might even throw a slipper at him 😔someone please help him (not yao he's going to make it worse. or maybe yao can give him nice doodles and presents as a way of consoling him. he probably won't feel bad but at leas he will try to make his friend less sad lmao. and iran would help!! even as they're like "wtf you're SUCH A BAD INFLUENCE" @ yao. their combined efforts would likely make aditya very happy!!) the poor baby will not be having any fun for a Very Long Time :(

HM i think nyo china should live in a place of residence that makes me want to eat the rich whenever i walk past it, filthy capitalist that she is. but should that be the penthouse apartment of a high-rise condominium or should it be a lovely landed property? or maybe she has 2 houses an apartment for yao and sometimes herself in the suburbs of their primary school and a rich people house in the city that is near the elite high school she WILL get yao into (but this might mean moving yao away from his friends in middle school 😔) . decisions are hard. but yes she definitely buys her way out of trouble with her neighbours all the time

"you should follow his example in the things he's a model at not in things he does badly" i CHOKED i don't think i've heard a more chinese parent quote than this for the past 3 years they would totally say this and of course their disgruntled kids would complain that yao is um not the most respectful of the law dhwkntke

ALSO HIS POOR TEACHERS... I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY HAVE A CLUB THAT'S SO SAD OH MY GOD

hmm i think that like. even without a mentor's guidance yao will probably become less unruly and wild as he ages, as a process of growing up and becoming less focused on causing Chaos (he's directing that feralness to like. making an actual plan to take over the world probably), because society's tolerance for buckwild bullshit decreases as you get older and older, and the likelihood that he'll miss out on awards and other accolades if he continues this sort of behaviour, which his ambition won't allow for. BUT what i think won't change is the fact that he's an arrogant asshole and he becomes more and more so as he grows up with a lifetime of academic and extracurricular excellence. so im just saying imagine said sub in high school absolutely tearing apart one of his assignments. like just covering the whole thing in red-inked ruthless rebuttals and giving him a c. yao has never gotten a c in his life and is both humiliated and impressed because the sub is RIGHT, and they managed to outlogic him (which up till now only his friends + nyo china could probably yao doesn't associate with dumb people). and then he progresses amazingly in that class during the sub's remaining time with them and gets nyo china to let the sub teach him when they land a job. like i feel as though he would greatly benefit from an older mentor who won't tolerate his bullshit and would challenge him to reach new heights and this might be person!! (this thought is kinda unrefined and doesn't fully explain the Vibes but i need a nap now + it's not really Baby au anymore it's Slightly Less Baby au fhwinfkwg good afternoon to you and good night for me!)

They’re so sweet omg ☺️ Yao and Iran giving Aditya little presents... I love it. Their small gang of bastards has to stick together after all. Also yeah RIP India; at least they still have time to interact at school, but at-home hours is rough. (also, Yao’s neighborhood is moderately far from Aditya’s, but what about Iran? o-o I feel like they’d live a bit closer (?), maybe a couple streets away, and Iran isn’t on Indus’s blacklist yet............ (but then again, Indus probably banned any of his friends coming over lol). Also, Yao makes a plan to somehow get into the house across from Aditya’s and flash morse code at night with flashlights so they can talk, and hopefully it entertains his house arrested friend! Iran is dragged along for the ride and just goes with it lol. Jury is out on whether they get caught.)

Nyo China’s many houses.... :| she would do that oh my god. Also I think (?) there was a whole crackdown a while ago in China on people who were buying houses they didn’t live in, so they could get their kids into good schools in that residential area.... that radiates her vibes and I hate it. Miss China, how does it feel living in a penthouse, or just being rich in general O-o I LAUGHED at “decisions are hard” that’s everything about nyo china. “hmm yes I can’t choose which house I actually want to live in so why not just buy all 5??? yep, sounds like a good idea!” O_________O can’t relate

lol thank you; I was trying to channel Chinese parent energy and I’m glad it came through! The kids are grumbling that Yao could just be 100% awful or 100% academically stellar, but no, he has to be a genius AND a delinquent (just choose one, god) also yes they have a lil club just for them! Only people who have the honor of suffering get to join :)

And to your last paragraph, HELL YES IT’S CANON NOW. “Yao doesn't associate with dumb people” I’m crying omg. Yao takes all honors/gifted classes and doesn’t speak to anyone who doesn’t 😭 The big red C glaring at him from the top of his (once beautiful) essay stabs him viscerally in the chest and he needs to take a few days before looking at it again in order to recover his strength ego. He reads through all the comments and each one shreds his ego even more lmao; they’re not even mean comments but he just knows the sub is Completely Correct and sinks into a low like he’s never had. But yesss @ the whole episode pushing him to do better in order to keep up his Academic Excellence, and maybe impress the sub whom he now views as superior and whom he actually has respect for.

May I propose the sub is miss Vietnam o-o... she probably should be in the gang of ancients (as the only other kid who can rival Yao in Logic and fistfights, but isn’t friends with him like the other ancients because he sucks and she doesn’t like his bs) but shhhhh.... we can make a spin-off AU and nobody needs to know... lol anyways, I feel like if the substitute is Vietnam, she and Yao would have some sort of antagonism (not too tense but not friendly bickering either) at the beginning; Yao really wants to impress her and do better in class but Vietnam just. Does not like how he’s an asshole, especially to other people he thinks are below him sksksk. But they slowly warm up to each other especially as Yao gets ~reformed~ ever so slightly, and then it turns into friendly bickering and Long Debates on various intriguing topics (Yao always plays devils advocate in those :|). But yeah I definitely think she’d be a good candidate ig, since she doesn’t take bs even from the star pupil who is also an ass. And she’s a sub at first, so it gives her a little bit more room to throw hands whenever she wants instead of having to control herself lol

[has-gilgamesh-doneanythingwrong]

if i was in the 5th holy grail war as a master.... fuck no.

If I was in the 5th holy grail war, I'd probably be screwed no matter who I summon.

I have daydreamed about this for years. I think all the servants have a possibility to get along really well with many different types of masters; and great teamwork can overcome any sorts of issues.

However, this post is made by me, solely for me. So in this case, all information amassed in this post only applies to me! :)

reasons why i'd be screwed:

- Seiba requires shitload of mana and you have to cook your entire house stock to feed her. Also it a lil bit hard to get to know Seiba which i understand, as she has the decorum of a king. One must treat her with the respect and honor that she deserves. She's an absolute powerhouse so she deserves a powerhouse for a master as well in my opinion!! I think that I would struggle to bond with her because I'd be very worried about overstepping my boundaries, and that I would not be able to sustain her either. So that's a not very good match at all.

- Gilgamesh would just fucking kill me if he loses interest or sees my actions as a betrayal. No thanks dude- I want a friendship! Anyway he'd obliterate me, once growing bored. He is a weapon of mass destruction and a really interesting guy- but the price of being able to witness his sexy golden ass is way too high a risk to take. At some point he'll probably make me feel an urge to snap at him (im not good with gilgamesh types because of how dominant he is).

I love his character but definitely would not get along with him, and that's the truth of the matter. I wouldn't be able to hold my tongue around him when he insults me, and that could lead to my imminent demise.

- Archer seems to work better with certain types of people than others and can be very tough to get to know- despite being a great co-worker. This could cause major issues down the line because some sort of 'bond' is necessary to develop in order to get along well enough with him. And plot points mean that he could go renegade for the sake of his own "wish". But he can cook though, and can be very helpful even if he is snarky sometimes. Oh my god...cooking free food! I personally love Archer's salty ass, and adore how he is still such a helpful character despite being so jaded due to the destruction of his dreams. However, I have no clue if I'd get along with him well enough to survive the grail war.

ALSO I SWEAR ARCHER IS LIKE ONLY SUMMONABLE CUZ OF CERTAIN PLOT POINTS-

OH WHO GIVES A SHIT!!! ARCHER DOESNT NEED PLOT TO BE SUMMONED IN MY DAYDREAMS!!!

- Lancer is ok, especially with the efficient noble phantasm, and easygoing personality. However I think he works very well with a strong strategist mage. Like a "I take front u take back"/ "you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours" kinda fighting tag team....err id run away from the frontlines. Not a good match for warrior reasons. XDD He's pretty alright to talk to and overall quite amicable- though however if he thinks the master isn't covering bases well enough he will cover for their gaps by himself; which is helpful yet a little awkward in terms of teamwork. But he definitely is an underdog seeing how well he lasts even when Kirei wasn't even looking after him properly.

I am not sure if I'd get along well enough with the guy, a lot of my ideals may clash with his because I am extremely different to him personality-wise. (opposites tbh) Also I adore him greatly but nah, I just cannot see it.

- Rider... I love her but I am not sure. Look at her with Shinji. i dont even wanna fucking think about that

She does her best with a mage who she has the desire to protect, and a mage who at LEAST can provide enough for her so that she's not harvesting all the souls in Fuyuki and sucking blood to survive. err dat not me XDD However she is a great ally if you can get along with her or at least form some sort of agreement. SHE NEED STRONG MANA MASTER!!!! Also, her master needs to be somebody she feels an affinity towards. If not, Medusa can slip to the other side. The main thing that kept Medusa all together (even when dealing with shinji) was legitimately her desire to do right by Sakura. So, although she's a wonderful character I feel like I'd only know how it'd be if it actually happened XD

- Caster. I like Caster a lot but it seems that she just runs the show! We would have too many disagreements, she may transform me into a magic tool (oh god no) I think its also very hard to tell whether Caster will get along or not. What made Souichirou special were the circumstances and how they came to an agreement on how to work together. They formed a great deal as a pairing, and thanks to their personalities meshing well together; things worked out between them. However her abilities as a magus are astounding and stellar and her battle plans are incredibly well thought out. She is one to watch out for.

I think I would not be the best of masters for Medea because although I respect her and am aware that she is not all bad, some of her strategies are too ruthless and deadly for my liking.

- Berserker is too berserk for me...i don't want to perish by his hands or feet for that matter. Bitch he'd just STOMP STOMP my ass!!! NO THANK YOU! I'd be dead in seconds if I'm with him.

- However, ASSASSIN(s) are perfect for people with low mana, can be great friends and can get the job done if you make great strategies with them-however they can easily lose out to the big ass op shit of some of the other participants. Hassan is very amicable and helpful, however he was summoned under very unusual circumstances and only regained a full personality in Heaven's Feel after attacking two other servants. As for Kojibro.... I have no clue how that would work but hot damn he is also an incredible underdog.

- No, Avenger would just be a massive mindfuck id be too traumatized we are a very very VERY bad match. dude makes me shit my pants sometimes, however i do think he's a brilliant character. but i swear he'd just kill me- like splinter me- with his hatred beasts, all whilst pointing out truths that make me feel despair.

AKA HE WOULD BE ABLE TO GET SO EASILY UNDER MY SKIN!

Also Bazett made excellent use of him due to her great stratagems. I don't possess that skill, so as a pair we'd be extremely weak.

Conclusion: If I wrote a fate series HGW fanfic with me in it, it'd definitely become a crackfic or a tragedy. OR BOTH.