#im so sick of this shiiiiiiit

[heartsbreaking]

locked in on writing until midnight that being said i am a lil 😐 cause my piercings are fucking infected again and i'm allergic to most antibiotics so i can't do anything about it

[luckystar1327]

mistborn b3 Thoughts chapter 33-45

!!spoilers for hero of ages!!

HELL YEAH TENSOON!!!!!!

oop marsh

I feel so bad for Marsh actually

eughhhh hemalurgy is kinda gross. There was a time where i thought i wanted to know how inquisitors are made. I no longer do because there is a strong chance i will be sick

NO. NOPE. THIS AINT KELSIER. THIS REMINDS ME TOO MUCH OF ZANE’S THING. OHHH GOD. IM WORRIED FOR SPOOK.

Is 16 the unlucky number of all of the final empire

oh koloss are actually human. Gross.

hemalurgy is so gross I hate ittttt

EW. I REGRET READING THE BLURB BEFORE THE CHAPTER. EWWW.

YEAHHHHH KILL EM SPOOK

shut up fake Kelsier no one wants to hear it you stupid little fake person

eugghhhhh ew ew ew ewwwww!!! Marsh i was eating what the hell!!!!

okay pause. The size of the spike doesn’t matter. And Ruin can influence those who have spikes in their body. And Ruin speaks in italics. Um. Is Vin okay.

ELEND SIR THAT IS A TERRIBLE DISTRACTION.

OH NO VIN

everyone in this book is mistborn at this point

SHIIIIIIIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN REEN

FUCK FUCKING SHIT VIN YOU ARE DEAD YOU FUCKING DUMBASS AAAAAAGH

HOLY SHIT I CALLED IT. OH MY GOD. RUIN IS REEN’S VOICE. I FUCKING CALLED IT.

[takemetodragonstone]

please tell me they didn’t kill off lagertha. I’m behind on the show but if this is true then i want to know because I’m fucking done

oh look at that. another iconic female character died. *pretends to be shocked*

[ziggymars]

I can’t make any replies either im so sick of this shiiiiiiit

[uhohbears]

im so sick of cishet white guys (tho i am white so that probs cancels that out) thinking their take on anything is the best most genius correct take. u dont know shiiiiiiit my guy. also shave u ugly ass beards.

[wingsonghalo]

RIGHT BACK AT YOU, FRIEND <33333

For anyone interested, here’s how it went down (warning: dirty jokes beneath the cut)...:

Wing: Y'all shouldn't challenge me in a pun-off. You'll all be going down. Writers: PUT UP UR DUKES WINGSCHLONGHALO Wing: BRING IT ON, WRITEROFCOCKS [note: Writers is WriterofBlocks on the server.] Roll up your sleeves, check your shame at the door Cuz when you think I'm down I'll keep comin back for more You can't beat off what you can't touch So just give me a sign if what I've got's too much [smirk emoji] Reactions: 😮 4 👏 5 🙌 4 Writers: FUCK Ista: Shiiiiiiit Wing Satsu: Oh damn! Ista: please have Billy Shakes get involved into a rap battle in the PlayWright I would kill for it to happen Wing: I'll write a spinoff just for you :joy: Satsu: wearing a hat like... on top of his wig lmao Konker: If not in PlayWright canon, the crowd demands an omake thank #blessed Ista: !!! Hey, that's what I can use my patreon partictipation for Wing: doing that whole "arms crossed over each other pointed downward" thing when he's done his sick rhymes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GOT IT, ISTA!!!! Writers: So you think you're a Dick-tator? Hah! As if. the rhymes i be laying down will leave you scared stiff I'm the Cock of the Walk, The talk of the town So leave that Red Light on, cause you'll be going down. Reactions: 🙌 4 🔥 5 👏 5 🙆 4 PK: This is glorious Wing: You think you real hot, yeah you might think you're slick But when push comes to shove ain't nothin but a dick Cuz when you're down and out I'll be standin up strong You might think you can best me but you're dead ass wrong Reactions: 😱 4 🙌 2 👐 1 🙏 1 🔥 1 🤙 1 Robin: What the fuck is going on here? PK: Sex pun rap battle Robin: I swear I came in just fine, but I'm leaving with a trauma Wing: She came in fine, but she's leavin with a trauma Maybe we best pull back so we don't alarm'er Writers: Pull back? Nah, I dont pull out like that. I finish things when im drawn into a spat So keep your country matters close to the chest And just know that you came to the best of the best Reactions: 😄 1 🙌 2 [gavel emote] 1 FingerGuns 1 Writers: AND WITH THAT, i need to head to class. Wing: Go on, then, and head to class But when you come back I'ma kick yo ass Reactions: [foot emote] 🍑 1 Wing: (jk I love you byyyyeee!!!)

I hope you enjoyed this exclusive look into what exactly goes on down at WingSongServer :’) And I guess I’m writing a spinoff where Billy Shakes engages in a rap battle now.

I just got into a rap battle comprised entirely of dirty jokes.

@wingsonghalo you are a treasure <3