#im scared mom can you pick me up

[stagefoureddiediaz]

Buck and Chris are gonna be in danger together - I’m calling it now.

That line is foreshadowing and loaded af…

[kilfeur]

Oh ! Je n'aime pas du tout la tournure que ça prend !

Oh ! I don't like where this is going !

[riacte]

silly lil fic about ren being turned into a tiny dog and false being turned into a wet cat and they have to be dogsat / catsat by iskall and stress

[growling]

you know i do not think about whether i may or may not be somewhere on the aro spectrum or whatever that often, partially because it's significantly harder to look for something that isn't there as opposed to "would you fuck the male human specimen (yes/no/depends)" do you get what I mean did I say something. But also can somebody explain what the fuck does "romantic attraction" entail. I swear everybody has a different definition. It's like. Where do I even start like I think I would want a relationship or something that'd be poggers can you give me like 2 girlfriends I can keep in my house and let them run around freely and do stuff but like the only requirements would be that you're a close friend beforehand. Like where does the line between friend and partner start aside from like just what I call you. Growing up I always thought romance is just the Advanced Friendship + Fornication permit ig but obviously that's wrong since people frequently marry people they fucking hate and would never hang out willingly unless they were sucking and fucking or discussing who owes eachother more money. Actually hold on how is friendship different from romance exactly can you explain like I'm 5. Describe romantic feeling and how exactly is it different from platonic. How the fuck is a crush/infatuation different from just really liking somebody/their attention and being fixated on them in a pal kinda way like I don't think I'm "in love" with anyone I've ever . Nevermind actually. People say "friends cannot have sex that's immoral and perverse ONLY touch your current one (1) true love or else you're blurring the line between friendship and romance thus leading them or whatever the fuck" and I do NOT get it <3 I would in fact prefer to ONLY fuck my friends (because I actually would know them. lmao) if they're also cool with it as a beloved and cherished bestie bonding activity, for fun, or perhaps even competitively. Recently I fucking realized (took literal ages) that when people say they have a "crush"/are "in love" with a celebrity they never met in their entire life they don't mean they admire them, think they're beautiful or engaging in a bit, they mean they are literally straight up romantically attracted in-love with them what the hell. The information you don't even need to KNOW somebody to want a romantic relationship with them (and I'm not talking sexual I mean just purely romantic. I could mayybe get the sexual one but personally I'd never do that with a tv man. or is that hypocritical of me) fucking changes everything because then that means it's entirely separate from friendship in that you don't have to get to know the guy even I grrrhgghgrrrhhh. I'm literally shaking, Jesse what the fuck are you talking about what do you MEAN what does ANY of this mean. Are you lying to me is everyone just doing this for shits and giggles what the fuck. I wasn't so ffucking feeling strongly about this subject when I started typing this out but now I DEMAND an explanation maybe perhaps a powerpoint presentation up until I deduce what does it mean to be romantically attracted to something I won't be able to debate on whether or not I'm capable of it. Anybody want to count every instance of "romantic" I typed out in this wall of text sorry there is not another word . Damn

[one4sorrow]

Ngl, I'm trying my best but I'm fucking nervous about this weekend's hearing

I haven't talked to my mom except over the phone since maybe last week, and its really stressing me out lol

I really don't handle stress well so pray for me cause I don't wanna start crying like a baby in front of the judge again, so fucking embarassing

[alastairlive]

So uhm ive put googly eyes on cucurucho for i think about a month now and when i took them off he just looked so souless-

[wolfchans]

The fic I've been waiting for 3 weeks to update is getting a new chapter this Friday and I just learned the chapter is gonna be titled 'trauma'..........

[balteren]

closed starter with: max and stefan (@flcralhaze) location: the menagerie time: after the grand breakfast

The early days in Lal Qila left Maximilien racked with guilt from sunrise to sunset. It was a mix of anxiety from their relatively infamous arrival, mixed with the unsettling feeling of unfinished business in Paris. The days were spent frantically writing letters for his official position in the French government and organizing revolution from afar- a task he wouldn’t wish on anyone. Not one to make the same mistake twice, he had prepared for the likely possibility that he would be called away again, allowing him to breathe a bit easier this time around. Lal Qila was a blur, and once back in France, he found himself wishing he had spent a bit more time taking in his surroundings. So now, here he was, gazing over a barrier at the strangest creature he had ever seen. It looked like a dog, but it was a very ugly dog, and it was….. laughing at him. He narrowed his eyes at the beast and vaguely gestured to it, grabbing the attention of the Hatzfeld prince that had wandered near him. “What is this? Some kind of monster? It looks like something you’d see in a medieval depiction of hell.” 

[heelcody]

turns out a guy you like saying "you belong to me" in a mock gruff voice even as a joke will make you feel a certain type of way

[theonlyadawong]

"It's no wonder you're such a lone wolf..." = "no wonder you don't have any fucking friends what is wrong with you"

[coraxaviary]

ok so like does anyone else have the rational fear that

someone's gonna come along and mention/post/recommend/rant about their fic on tiktok or some other social media? Mostly tiktok, but I suppose there are other possibilities.

Like, I don't want random people from tiktok coming to read my stuff. I certainly don't want to ever get the attention of anyone associated with the production of these shows -- especially the actors, God forbid.

Like, oh my gosh the prospect of "blowing up" for fanart is so appealing -- like, my eyes *light up* you know what I mean -- but the thought of someone mentioning my fanfic on any other website gives me a cold sweat and heart palpitations

[yanosdiary]

Fuck.

[poisonmemommy]

'We're all the same, We've all got mothers.' ~The Price Is Right, Dan Lyons (2022)

[burnedself]

I play League casually, I mostly main aram, the highest champion mastery I have is like rank 4

So why, why on god's green earth, when I played ranked for the first time ever

AM I RANKED THERE

[demolita]

ok listen i was just dicking around in cc but what if,,, hades bg3 verse

[vangoggles]

just had a dream i was an actor shooting a ballroom dancing scene with gillian anderson and she was wearing a gold gown and at the end of the scene i was supposed to like, dip her and kiss her. and i got so embarrassed i woke up. i'm still embarrassed.