#im really into sollux rn okay

[spacedhead]

homestuck reread #7: a5a2 part 3

this is so fucked up.

but hey check it out. vriska went goat mode

okayyy merry christmas and happy new year to everyone reading. never too late for a happy new year

look at roseee shes serving so hard rn. but unfortunately she is talking to doc scratch. which is something one should never do. especially if one is a light player he really loves to torment light players for some reason

look at how cool jade looks here i would wear the shit out of this outfit if it wasnt approx. 1 trillion degrees in my location. keep slaying girl

what a thing to say. i know what he is talking about and yet i still barely understood what he meant

yeah WHATEVER . most important character my ass. we dont care . booooo. boo

why is jade sprite so sad shes being such a cry baby. honestly normal jade is based for this. jade sprite is just crying and crying for NO REASON. what is even the problem!!!!!

very fucking interesting indeed.... what a funny thing to say. that is VERY FUCKING interesting......

woah he looks so cool i love art i love images. also he looks like has the windows logo on his face... sponsored? hello?

okay so i guess the mayor is having a bad dream. this is pretty scary man... i wonder if its like the ring that he has affecting him in some way. i dont know what it means....

oh? vriska is here now

dawwww shes so EEPY!!! that being said, the next page is [s] wake, and i really fucking hate this one. so im NOT EXCITED.

ARADIA!!!! SHE DID IT!!!! im so happy for her and nothing else happens in this animation so i might as well not watch the rest of it

:(

sigh. man this sucks

look at jade go. she looks so awesome! like a super hero. iron man. tony stark . stucky. i could do this all day . blargh

ok so now im playing another game thing. kanaya and jade just had a conversation about how they have the same role in the two different sessions and how theyre more similar than they thought. also theres some future jade present karkat past jade password shenanigans going on. i loooove when time travel makes no sense and is super confusing. that isnt sarcasm btw. and that wasnt either. also, they updated the sprites in this one so they look way better and sweeeeeeeet. that was 8 e's btw. she isnt even here to appreciate my efforts.....

this is like scott pilgrim to me. theyre about to go at it!!!! who you guys got money on? me personally i bet sollux 3-0s him and doesnt lose a stock

easter egg

anyway yeah guys i was just kidding sollux was no match for eridans insane hope powers. really wasnt even fair to begin with

yeah and now eridan snaps and becomes an incel. sadge. why do people even like this guy?? WHATEVER HES MID HOPE HE DIES SOON RIP BOZO

my honest reaction to eridan to only knocking out the guy he had an actual problem with, but killing two women who he liked and respected

on top of that, gamzee has officially lost it. MAN EVERYTHING IS FUCKING SPIRALING MAN TAVROS IS DEAD KANAYAS DEAD FEFERIS DEAD SOLLUX IS KO'D GAMZEES CRAZY. surely nothing else goes wrong

yeah

karkat....:(

oh.....hey john....nice to see you..... maybe you can lift my mood a little...

STOP CALLING WOMEN CRAZY. even if this one might be a little crazy .. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT

ALALALALLALAAL thats what vriska looks like shes saying. do you see it i see it personally

man now i gotta be equius in this game. lets see how this goes...

SHES SO REAL I LOVE HER. nothing bad will ever happen to her

okay well i reached the end of the game and also the image limit for this post. so ill continue this next time. but i just gotta say

that it was actually pretty good. like go figure the equius one was pretty engaging. equius is very protective of nepeta and it was very sad when he was like "let me take this chance to say goodbye" and nepeta was like "um okay but i will see you soon." like. yeah i guess you will.... :(

i actually liked both of them in this one isolated game . sad for whats gonna happen in the coming pages

[harley-style]

Reading the Homestuck Epilogues 3 (parts 21-30)

Hey guys I'm back on my bullshit! Here's hoping it goes well lol but we all know that's just a pipe dream.

Anyway, here's the previous part!!

Now onto the chaos!

A coffin is still fukcing heavy and you're telling me Jake and John ALONE can carry the fucking thing? omg.

I feel like Roxy is not treating this funeral the rightul respect and somberness it deserves, but is it just me or...?

Aradia and Sollux! and they really don't give a shit about most things dont they. Aradia only came here for the corpse party and honestly, slay

I get heart palpitations when Dave calls Jade babe. also poor karkat he's at the back. noooo

Wait. Is teen dead jade from fucking MEAT??? or is she the one from. uh. the caliborn narrative takeover thing. listen its been a while since i read the later homestuck ok i barely remember what happened in act 6

LOL YES AWKWARD ROSE RIGHTS

Jane. Jane you fucking moron.

Karkat literally do not rise to the bait I am begging

"sometimes i wonder what it'd be like if he was still here" FAMOUS LAST WORDS

SO IT IS MEAT JADE

MOTHERFUCK

please god just let john and terezi be together their dynamic is SO GOOD

oh they're 26 now awesome

OH NO JANE WHAT THE FUCK

okay i know it's bad to blame everything on jane but I HAVE A FEELING SHE'S INVOLVED

WHAT OKAY WHAT THE FUCK

POPULATION CONTROL IS ONE THING BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT ABOUT NOT ALLOWING TROLLS TO ADVANCE POSITIONS THAT"S BULLSHIT

oh? OH???? RESISTANCE POG????

okay fuck everyone else rebellion leader karkat is my bitch now

why is eridan fuschia is this a typeset error

john you're a moron (affectionate)

:((( what happened to "not taking your shit" roxy :((((

Save Tavros From Evil

yknow what i hate about candy davejade rn is that they keep everything buried and pretend everything's fine. like jade baby at least push dave or pester rose about what's wrong with dave like....?? idk! but not this!!!

okay. what the actual shit jane. yknow what? you're a bitch! you're a full on bitch and i hope you get what's coming to you. what the FUCK am i hearing from you? that is NOT how you treat your friends/datemates!

fuck you guys im reading a bunch of aus to cope wit this mess of an epilogue

okay i love and support whatever john's trying to do but this plan is. not the best.

I just skipped over an entire conversation because i cannot deal with that rn. someone tell me what happened during the time john tries convincing tavros to leave the crocker household

WOW OMINOUS

johnrezi/junerezi rights :((((

:(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

KARKAT!!!!!!!!!!

Huh. That's a less brutal capital punishment than I was expecting. Still horrifying! but I expected more blood. which was kinda dumb of me lol.

REMEMBER WHEN KARKAT USED OT BE SO EMBARRASSED BY BUCKETS??? MY BOY HAS GROWN

Kanaya Is Right Karkat Call Dave That Bitch Is Dumb Enough To Run To Your Side The Instant You Ask For Him

But Bat Your Pretty Eye For Extra Simping

MEENAH

let's kick it karkat lets goooo

NO THE FISH PUNS ARE COOL

That is a whole ass page of words sir

John :(

"epilogue six" what the fuck does this mean

these kids are thirteen w h a t

ARE KARKAT AND MEENAH TOGETHER????

okay aradia has a point its extremely ironic for karkat to reach the peak of his heroism in a world that objectively *does not fucking matter* and the "meaty" timeline where everything "DOES" matter is where he's... well, we all know.

oh no,,,,the davejade wedding,,,,this hurts.

THIS HURTS DAVE IS STILL LOOKING FOR KARKAT

okay everyone seems to be like, convinced meenah and karkat are a thing but are they REALLY? karkat hasn't come out and said anything specifically.

HE RIPPED HER PHOTO NOOOOOO

lock industry?????

Vriska's back everybody say hello

"is it the prince" IM SORRY WHAT

when WHO falls???

jake what the fuck happened to you. oh my god you don't deserve this. leave her. leave jane's stank ass.

ah. i remember karkat talking about how he wasn't to blame for mr. crocker dying, in hs2. guys id apologize for spoiling myself like this but i think you'd understand: this post-canon thing is pain. everything hurts. if i want spoilers im getting spoilers.

GUYS. NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU DIDNT BUTT YOUR STUPID GODLY SELVES INTO THE MIX. THE FUCK ARE YOU BLAMING THE TROLLS FOR. JANE.

oh boy.

WELP THAT'S PART THREE FOLKS. WOW I HAVE SO MANY FEELINGS I WISH TO UNFEEL. THE BLOOD OF MY DREAMS HAVE BEEN SACRIFICED TO THE GODS OF PARADOX SPACE AND NEVER AGAIN SHALL I SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY.

[serenity-the-firefly]

Rules: Tag some people you want to know better

Tagged by: @whatswiththe-mustache (thanks!!)

Three ships: oh man i haven’t really been in a shipping mood lately….tbh i‘ve never actually been THAT into shipping? I guess the last ones i was really into were quentin/eliot from the magicians, tim/martin from the magnus archives, and monty/miller from the 100 (which covers basically the last 10 years of my life lol)

First ever ship: okay i know the first fandom i ever really engaged in as a fandom was homestuck, but i don’t remember being particularly invested in shipping those characters? I really liked sollux, so there’s a good chance it was sollux/aradia. or maybe rose/kanaya.

Last Song: Fire for You by Cannons

Currently Reading: teeeechnically im currently reading Entangled Life, but realistically I’m just gonna re-read The Sparrow.

Currently Watching: hm well i just caught up with Legends of Tomorrow, so i’m at a bit of loose ends rn. I’m probably gonna try and finish the 2016 War and Peace miniseries soon, tho.

Currently Consuming: food-wise? i’m waiting to pick up a veggie pizza

tagging @claireiskoal @november-babey @dreamlessabyss @specialagentartemis

[notedchampagne]

SAM are you reading any good solkat/davekat fics lately 👀

i am!! hold up heres a couple

first off insert jesus allegory here by quinn @/thatneoncrisis is honest to god one of my favorite solkat fics i have that shit in my brain 24/7 its essentially a pesterquest continuation if karkat took sollux up on his offer to help and it gets really sweet and kind of gay lmao

what kind of asshole drives a lotus? makes me cry on the daily theres something about this writing style that makes me shed tears on the sheer tenderness and intimacy of it all PLUS it has enemies/friends/lovers AND fake relationship ugh its so good

kindling by measure by @/acedavestrider makes me SO happy it has god karkat and mortal dave and such aus always make me scared because what if one of them dies!! one is a god!! but i think this fic alone made me adore the concept the worldbuilding and pacing are absolutely beautiful and god the slowburn. you will not be disappointed

dewshi has a couple GREAT davekat fics continuing rn for you to check out lmao my personal favorite is a little dark, a little gloomy, and as always, full of dead people which. oh god how do i describe it its really sad at first but it gets so good later on its ghost karkat im a;kfdadsklfjasld its good!!! its so gd good and theres also boreas and im only reccing this because every fucking chapter made me cry and sometimes you have to get. some feelings out okay ive read a lot of books and so many of them never really strike me when they write about grief and whether you attribute that to my having known 5 people who died and my overall desensitization to that or just me being kind of an insensitive asshole idk thats really up to you im just saying this fic captures that feeling really well for me

friendly neighborhood rap god is you fucking guessed it a spiderman au with davekat and now im thinking about my miles spiderverse dave meta okay god the domestic davekat here is really sweet it makes me happy though do read the tags because it does deal with alot of sensitive themes and the author does a p good job of tagging them i think

and then alternate universe by unda what a fucking epic i mean that in the wordcount and descriptory way this also has levels of slowburn that had me crying in pain and the worldbuilding is fantastic!! especially with the added humor of this being a modern magic au and magic essentially being like different coding languages lmao its davesolkat and its pretty fucking good lmao

[macklives]

session 94 end

so

:)

i want to be as serious as i can about this without screaming my head off so i can actually get some information down, considering these end of sessions serve as my personal notes, so if i look back at them and notice the notes just have a continuous stream of “AAAAAAA FUCK YOU U, U INCEL” i dont think id be amused

BASICALLY!!!!

vriska killed her aradia, but not only did she kill aradia, vriska made her BOYFRIEND kill her. and the boyfriend just so happens to be sollux! which is actually cute, i support it, i ship, but now in the future its going to make me sad whenever they have screen time together agsjgshsh

anyways, he was unaware this happened because he was being controlled by vriska. presumably, she forced him to eat the mind honey. this brings a whole new perspective of the “under no circumstances do you eat the mind honey” i take it. so now aradia is actually dead dead. 

but shes still here!! because shes a ghost! so its alright! 

and the origin??? lol, vriska wanted to actively kill tavros when he pushed him off the cliff rather than just break his legs, which made aradia upset so she created the hauntings. vriska contacted doc about it who advised to kill aradia. yada yada, to shorten it up, vriska and dick scratcher suck ass.

doc scratch is a crusty old dildo who manipulates young children for his master to kill their friends, his master being lord english. and from all of this shit that occurred, there’s a plan apparently?? idk what the plan is. but hes making children kill each other. so idk. maybe hes trying to off them so they dont corrupt his plans. he acts like a cocky bastard however, and has a weird god complex. thats why i made many death note references. 

oh, and theres a lot of cahoots for THIS particular dilemma, (not even all of homestuck this is just for...one part of the story), but ill take a screenshot of one of my posts about it bc i do not feel to type it up rn:

oh not only that! but scratch is a “first guardian” which means hes in charge of the whole planet or some sort of being that REPRESENTS the planet?? in this case alternia. and yeah idk, im rereading that part now bc before i was more angry than anything so i didnt process it completely, and its still sorta confusing. he has a genetic code, the same as every guardian apparently, considering they SHARE the sequence? but that code grants them omnipotence? what?? and “when merged with a host of great intelligence, near omniscience as well” im not sure what this means, if its a random genetic code that gets into a living being which CREATES the first guardian or if its a first guardian that has that code and NEEDS to have a host. 

but if doc scratch has been here since the birth of the planet, what does that make lord english? hmmm, how powerful IS lord english in this case if the fucking “first guardian” is a servant to him. im curious

ummmm also he glows like bec? jades dog? idk if thats just an art choice but the similarities are so uncanny that i had to point it out. makes me wonder. tho.. iirc bec glows bc he eats radioactive food or something,,,, i really forgot, i havent seen the kids since december okay.... but idk, he glows like him so that means he can do the space teleportation schtick as bec does, which is how he probably gets from place to place i presume. idk if its BECAUSE of that very same “genetic code” the first guardians have, making bec a first guardian himself (of earth maybe??) or if its just a coincidence. and knowing homestuck, could be either. tho im guessing we’ll uncover more of that later as it doesnt seem like we’re supposed to know right away and i may be pulling shit out of my ass based on a green strobe light resemblance

also terezi called out vriska to scratch, so im pretty sure hes now going to now kill vriska

well

probably not but dw if you do ill turn around and pretend i saw nothing

and thats it folks!

haha.....

.......

aradia and sollux........ 

...... :(

thats sad gang..it really is

[bimboguy]

[you have 10 messages from TP]

TP: i miss you TP: can u see this? TP: is it sending? TP: you have means of communication? TP: do you? TP: i hope your okay TP: are you there now? TP: is anybody you know with you? TP: please see this TP: i love you

[7 messages to TP failed to send] VS: hey! im so happy to here from you! VS: i’m trying really hard to come home VS: im with a lot of the ghosts VS: aradia and sollux are still alive VS: they’re being super helpful VS: i hope i’ll see you soon VS: text me back okay?

[you have 7 messages from TP] TP: you probably arent seeing this huh TP: im just talking to my self rn TP: haha look at that TP: there’s tears on my face TP: im so fucking stupid TP: talking to myself TP: i hope you never have to see these

[6 messages to TP failed to send] VS: hey some messages just didnt send VS: im okay VS: please dont cry. your not stupid VS: and you know that VS: hang in there VS: i’ll be home soon

[you have a message from TP] TP: i know you cant see this but im so different without you. im so distant from everyone else. everyone’s worried about me. im nothing without you. im scared. i cant live a normal life knowing your out there but not home. im sorry. please come home

[a message to TP failed to send] VS: fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

[you have a message from TP] TP: hey vriska its me dave i just saw these texts im really worried about terezi. i dont know if you can see these or not but they fucking suck. im gonna block you so she doesnt go further down this fucking rabbit hole

[a message was successfully sent to TP] VS: DAVE NO

[TP has ended the conversation]

[you can no longer contact TP]

[bi-rezi]

LONG below cut, just cosplay thoughts, nothing beyond lists of what i’d need for certain characters and some rambling

the reason for all this is that the friend who went with me to geek kon last year asked if i wanted to go this year. i told them maybe because on the one hand it was super fun but on the other hand i have a job now, so we’ll see. any amount of this may or may not pan out.

for jasprose:

white wig

white face paint

fur? (just for cheeks)

white cat ears

purple/pink headband

long-sleeved white tunic (with purple/pink trim and puff sleeves)

white leggins with pink/purple trim

pink/purple socks

white shoes with pink/purple trim

the fucking, neckpiece thing

pink/purple party hat

fangs (opt.)

pink/purple contacts (opt.) (ONE EYE OF EACH WOULD BE SICK AS FUCK)

for davepeta:

so much god. probably not worth it, sadly.

for karkat:

new, better wig

loose plain black shirt (to add symbol)

plain gray pants - do i already have these?

teeth (opt.)

gray/red contacts (opt.)

ears (opt.)

for dave:

wig (throwback to when i had dave hair haha)

shirt

red contacts (opt.)

for rose:

new, better wig

white/lavendar pencil skirt

purple contacts (opt.)

for dead aradia:

wig maybe

horns - wire, tinfoil, yarn, paint

black t-shirt - cut up sleeves + slit in bottom hem

long gray skirt - cut up

red and white socks

black vans w/ white laces (opt.)

white mesh contacts (opt.)

ears (opt.)

for kanaya:

wig maybe

black t shirt

red skirt - make?

white face paint (opt.)

green lipstick (opt.)

purple sash with green stain (if white face paint) (opt.)

gray/green contacts (opt.)

ears (opt.)

for roxy:

wig

shirt

skirt

legwarmers

scarf (opt.)

pink contacts (opt.)

for dirk:

wig (and id have to style it, ugh)

shirt

glasses - probably part thrift, part make, though it depends on what kind of stuff i can find

i have a broken styrofoam head so its a pipe dream of mine that i sculpt that with clay into a semi-realistic severed head and then either carry it around as dirk with the sendificator over my head or as jake and kiss it occasionally, but i have a lot of different feelings over the latter lately so probably i’d do the former. either way, that’d be a lot of work.

for sollux:

wig (hopefully not same wig as karkat/kanaya/anyone else)

horns

shirt

gray pants

a pair of white shoes and a pair of black shoes (which is annoying as fuck BUT i could use the black shoes for aradia w the white shoes’s laces and vice versa for roxy so id be able to use them for other stuff. plus vans-type shoes are cheap)

red and blue glasses (probably make somehow??)

red/blue contacts (opt.)

teeth (opt.)

ears (opt.)

nepeta’d be cool but a pretty particular (purrticular) type of person (nepeta stans, basically, and i’m not one of those) tends to cosplay her so ill pass

for terezi:

wig

horns

shirt

glasses - make somehow

red shoes

red contacts (opt.)

teeth (opt.)

ears (opt.)

for vriska (pre loss of eye and arm because that shits hard):

wig

horns

shirt

gray overshirt

glasses

red shoes (preferably something that looks like converse but i could just use the same shoes for her and terezi)

i dont actually remember if i have good blue lipstick or not. i know i have shitty blue lipstick that basically doesnt have pigment but im not sure about good blue lipstick. in any case i know tricks for that but hm. not sure.

blue/gray contacts (opt.)

fangs (opt.)

ears (opt.)

equius... im just not really interested. i once thought about doing eridan but i dont like him anymore so nah. feferi... would be cool, but i think the skirt would be a little beyond my knowledge of sewing. i could do jane or jade but frankly i find them harder to emulate as a cosplayer and i could do john, jake, or dirk, but i just dont wanna.

for meenah:

braids - i wont make the mistake of trying to make them out of real fake hair again, i promise you that, i still have two seven-foot chunks of loose hair in the basement that im not doing anything with

trident - i literally have all the materials for this i just havent made it

glasses - make somehow/thrift a pair

shirt - the one i used to have is ruined (i know canonically she wears a t shirt but for some reason everyone cosplays her in a crop top, including me.) (i fucked up my shirt by not knowing how to work the printing stuff i got, like, the night before the con.)

tank top (depending on whether my current one fits me still)

horns - the ones i have are pretty much beyond fixing now so i’d have to start over. that’s fine though, i have plenty of materials.

teeth (opt.)

mesh contacts (opt.)

ear fins - i have these but i could stand to paint them pink since atm theyre purple, but otherwise theyre pretty close to perfect as is.

universal items i’ll probably need no matter what:

black and white t shirts (thats pretty much everyone)

screenprinting paper for dark or light shirts, depending on who i do

i have paint but having more wouldn’t hurt, and i might want/need white paint as well

fangs/teeth - for these i’d like to buy nice scarecrow fangs and use those and then maybe make some shitty mouthfuls of teeth with fake nails and that melty plastic shit

wigs - i’m willing to shell out a bit more for these as well. i’d like a nice short black one for karkat, kanaya, and if i ever decide to do jane, john, or jake, and though i have a long black wig it sucks pretty hard and i need a better one, probably curly, with bangs. though straight would be okay for most of these anyway. the only person who needs a medium length wig is terezi, and that’s actually pretty much true for all of hs, which is... too bad.

horns - i have a few pairs of horns already and PLENTY of clay to make more, but for bigger horns i’d need more than model magic. for aradia (and probably eridan and mmmaybe equius though im not doing either of them) and maybe vriska and kanaya (just to make those joints easier) id use the wire, tinfoil, and yarn method, but anything smaller than that i can use my clay. i already have peixes and vantas horns, though the peixes horns are broken and are resisting being fixed and the vantas horns don’t attach very well. i also have leijon horns in the works as well that were originally for davepeta. but id use clay to make vantas, captor, leijon, maybe maryam, pyrope, and maybe equius horns, and i used it for my peixes horns (though i didnt attach them well to the headband so those didnt go great).

contacts - i have actual regular contacts now, so now i wont have to worry about being blind ever. the next step is to get cosplay lenses (yes i know safe sites to get them from, yes i know my prescription and what size to get, yes i know how to be safe buying contacts). the best investement for sure would be a gray pair and a mesh pair, just speaking in terms of sheer number of characters. beyond that, it depends on who i end up cosplaying as to what color lenses i buy. for instance, if i decide on aradia, meenah, and dave, white and red lenses make the most sense. if i decide on rose, jasprose, and karkat, purple and gray ones make the most sense.

for any glasses, i’m going to be looking at thrift shops first and foremost. if i don’t find anything in a reasonable time, i’ll find stuff online.

i have probably two-thirds of a pot of snazzaroo, which will probably be enough, but if i decide to do a sprite or vampire kanaya, i’ll need white paint as well. plus if i decide to do more than one troll, i might want more gray paint anyway.

ears - i dont have any rn. i know a few methods to make them and a few places i can buy them but i’d probably end up making them anyway, mostly for cost-effectiveness.

as for money... well, i’ll do my best. i have an actual job now, and it’s pretty good. ive worked a lot in my first few days and ill keep working so even with taxes my paychecks are gonna be pretty sweet. id take commissions but i still have yet to consistently create any kind of art so im waiting til i can do that. also i dont have a way to get that money rn. nbd either way; i dont have any expenses besides this type of thing atm so its not like im hurting for money.

also i wouldnt have to cosplay only homestuck but a) im lazy and b) ive never loved anything the way ive loved homestuck so i kind of wouldnt want to betray my brand(tm)

(but if i wasnt going to cosplay only homestuck, which might be a good idea since idk how much homestuck the person i’d be going with is doing, i’d probably do taako.)

[flippinoptimist]

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yeah ii havve kiinda fiigured human2 out a biit by noww flippinoptimist theyre my favvorite thing doubleddiscontent iim a liime wwiith fiin2, not actually a 2eadwweller. and iim apparently twwo people fu2ed together and iit2 unu2ual and people freak out at me flippinoptimist yeah!  its kinda fucky but thats ocray, sometimes fucky shit happens an it wworks out doubleddiscontent you 2eem chiill >>:] flippinoptimist im reel reel reel familiar with both a the dudes that probably wwent into you hypothetically speakin, an i like both a them so im curious how you turned out! yeah i try! i used to havve temper prawnblems but then i decided that wwas bullship an stopped doin that doubleddiscontent hone2tly iit2 wweiirder twwo me 2eeiin people around that are liike, half a me and my friiend2 a2k awway dude, iim an open book apparently flippinoptimist one time in SGRUB i got tossed into a sprite, wwhich is a thing you can toss shit into and it mushes it together into other stuff, an sometimes erisols happen when two separate trolls get tossed in there but i happened when i got tossed in there wwif a fish like i wasnt hatched aquatic?  i was just lime.  but now this. flippinoptimist im like 2% fish, it fucked up my appetite super fierce what kinda hobbies are you into doubleddiscontent wwoww ii liike viideo game2 and codiing and iim fuckiin awwe2ome at iit, the only per2on wwho can outcode me ii2 arquii2 ii liike lookiin pretty, and ii fuckiin adore hii2tory ii made iit a per22onal project twwo diig up diirt on all our ance2tor2 evven though no one el2e really care2 flippinoptimist im shit at codin but i know a little!  ivve been wworkin on learnin biocodin genegineerin shit so i can make critters, but i keep gettin distracted by evveryfin else doubleddiscontent uh, ii havve a lovve of junk food? 2tory of my liife dude flippinoptimist oh you are in the right place junk food is fuckin amazin doubleddiscontent evverythiin ii2 dii2tractiin fuck ye2 flippinoptimist i like lookin pretty too, and human history is kickass flippinoptimist hey did you know you can hollow out peppers an stuff them with like sausagey stuff an mushrooms an bread an bake em an then you get somethin sorta like a meat-infused fruit-coated muffin doubleddiscontent that 2ound2 2o fuckiin good flippinoptimist im gonna make some if you got transport coords i can send em ovver evven if you aint got a pad doubleddiscontent 2ure [doubledDiscontent sent coord2.txt] be a pal and dont alert the authoriitiie2 on me flippinoptimist fuck no the authorities can kiss my ass hey they givve you any problems, you call me up and ill send distractin shit to fuck em up okay? im in a good place rn an like sharin the wwealth doubleddiscontent ...yeah, yeah ii wwiill! >>:] flippinoptimist fuck yeah! (( 0 to 60 : They Are Friends Now. )) doubleddiscontent iim on alterniia wwhere iit2 iillegal twwo be me flippinoptimist sucks it wwas legal to be me on my alternia, but then i was an asshole and made it naut so legal to be me, and uh long story short i sympathise in a general kind a wway doubleddiscontent ii miight not be here for long though?? ok, youre the guy that wwrote thii2 wweiird wwalkthrough thiing that riingleader 2ent me flippinoptimist yeah! its naut done i need to finish it evventually but i keep gettin distracted it has most a the basics though!  all the shit that people'll actually get to before they get off track because the game is great at throwin distractions at you doubleddiscontent apparently iim gonna play iit? ii dont fuckiin knoww iim confu2ed a2 hell. araezii appeared iin a chat ii wwa2 iin u2iin my name and told evveryone 2he2 a tiime player and that ii gotta play flippinoptimist thems the rules, guess you gotta play doubleddiscontent wwhat evven ii2 the damn game flippinoptimist #1 about the game : your time player is your entire group's savve feature doubleddiscontent great wwe havve a prankiiciidal maniiac for a 2avve 2y2tem flippinoptimist its how univverses fuck doubleddiscontent ...wwhat? flippinoptimist long story short, the furthest ring exists.  in it, there are univverses, and places called mediums.  a bunch of shit happens in a medium, and it sends some dudes into a universe.  they livve normal livves, until The Game (tm) kidnaps them into the Medium. in the Medium, they do shit that makes another universe pop out of the medium, and into the furthest ring.  bam, new universe. doubleddiscontent ok, iim followwin flippinoptimist in the process you get magic powers, but also the universe you grew up in gets destroyed. so its bad news if youre not a misanthropist doubleddiscontent good riiddance flippinoptimist lol its also incredibly dangerous an theres a p high chance of dyin if you fuck up or if your friends fuck up or if things just dont go well thats why theres an entire player dedicated to nothing but managing the savve system.  they travel back an forth in time and "tune" shit until they get it just right and the group wins doubleddiscontent fuck man flippinoptimist but 90+% of the timelines out there are from ones that a time player decided werent good enough, and fixed something, then left to go hang out in the fixed vversion doubleddiscontent wwaiit wwhat kiinda cool powwer2 am ii gonna get?? flippinoptimist idk whats your title doubleddiscontent al2o: fuck doubleddiscontent tiitle? 2hrug ii havve no clue, arquii2 ii2 2tiill wworkiin on codiin the game flippinoptimist you might havve until hes done unless time shit happens did your time player mention any titles / is she still around and able to answer questions doubleddiscontent 2he diidnt mentiion anythiing except not twwo wwarn me awway from the game doubleddiscontent and told riingleader twwo cram a 2ock iin iit flippinoptimist sometimes time travellers are cagey aboat shit doubleddiscontent her name2 araezii pyriido flippinoptimist sometimes they just say "Shenanigans" or "spoilers" as if those are complete explanations, and they are doubleddiscontent iif that riing2 any bell22 flippinoptimist aradia megido is maid of time, terezi pyrope is seer of mind doubleddiscontent 2o liike... 2eer of tiime? flippinoptimist so it makes sense that araezi pyrido wwould be a time player since evvery sessions gotta havve one maybe! doubleddiscontent ii mean iit only make2 2en2e flippinoptimist if she is seer a time, youd be mage a hope unless shit is irregular and breakin patterns, wwhich is a thing it sometimes does doubleddiscontent mage a hope huh that 2ound2 pretty fuckiin cool flippinoptimist geminidoomed is a mage a doom thats reel reel good at fuckin wif destiny deterministpalindrome is a knight a hope thats my moirail and awesome an i lovve him they are both sollux captor sort of, pal more than gd. gd is only half sollux. wwhich is complicated. doubleddiscontent relatable flippinoptimist yeah! doubleddiscontent iill talk twwo them 2ometiime fuck, ii need twwo tell my friiend2 liike, that the wworld miight end flippinoptimist yeah!  thats p a good idea if there shit you wwanna order / find / get in betwween now an the end a the wworld, maybe do some a that hot tip : if you havve one good copy of somefin, you can duplicate it indefintiely in the game, usin in-game resources. doubleddiscontent dude wwhat flippinoptimist on a related note, savve the codes on the back of captchalogue cards.  wwrite down wwhat those codes are for. doubleddiscontent that2 fuckiin awwwe22ome yeah alriight flippinoptimist the game chooses how expensive it is to make copies of different things based on fuck knows what though doubleddiscontent ii havve no bu2iine22 iin thii2 wworld, ii giivve zero 2hiit2 flippinoptimist meh other dudes might also you know theres all the innocent people that didnt do anyfin wrong but like if theyre fucked theyre fucked. but theyre still fucked doubleddiscontent fuck, araezii kneww!! 2he told me ii 2houldnt be worriied about drone 2ea2on evven though 2he doe2nt knoww iim liime!! fuckiin biitch wwtf flippinoptimist the lime thing is prob gonna spread p fast once in game but the game is big on teamwwork, an if anybody decides to fuck off an do their own thing instead a cooperatin it can fuck the session doubleddiscontent ...a2 long a2 the clowwn doe2nt deciide twwo kiill me flippinoptimist if the clown does theyre signin their own death warrant also theres like 3 different ways to revvive the dead in the game doubleddiscontent 2he2 pretty 2weet and al2o iivve been iinformed that clowwn2 are diifferent here flippinoptimist might be true, might naut. if you get locked in a basement ill blow somebody up if i find out i got locked in a basement once.  i got out evventually. doubleddiscontent by a clowwn? flippinoptimist yeah doubleddiscontent >>:[ ii dont thiink roxzee ha2 iit iin her twwo hurt anyone but iif iit happen2 iill mee22age you flippinoptimist roxzee...  same logic; bard of vvoid or -maybe- rogue of rage i think her title means "passivvely invvites the destruction of nothing" wwhich is fuckin what the fuck evven is with vvoid titles doubleddiscontent huh... wwhat about arquii2? arquii2 zahhal flippinoptimist idk, half his name makes sense but naut the other half flippinoptimist equius zahhak is the heir of vvoid, who "inherits nothin" so im guessin (Again, if that logic holds, wwhich it might naut) hed be heir of somethin i dont know what doubleddiscontent can there be twwo a the 2me kiinda player? flippinoptimist not unless somethin is super fucky no overlaps doubleddiscontent ok thii2 ii2 vvaluable iinfo thank2 dude flippinoptimist ...unless you import extra players from other univverses doubleddiscontent >>:/ flippinoptimist wwhich you can do, they just might get locked into the session for the duration?? idk i only saww that once doubleddiscontent the multiivver2e ii2 fuckiin 2trange flippinoptimist anyway the normal dudes who are Supposed to be there, therell be 12 or less (barrin non-standard titles) and there wont be overlaps yeah its weird as shit anyway i dig helpin out doubleddiscontent ii havve 2evven clo2e friiend2 flippinoptimist the sprite thing i mentioned?  i kind of havve like, about 1% tutorial NPC kind of hangin out in the back of my pan so i like explainin doubleddiscontent (read: contact2 on trolliian) flippinoptimist yea thats about right plot spoiler : figure out who is the space player (guessing:  kan*** ***yam?), keep them safe.  they havve a quest that makes the plot go.  they need to breed the perfect frog usin weird machines. flippinoptimist do naut let them die or get distracted from that quest doubleddiscontent ii havvent mentiioned karaya, jakane, tavrii2 or fefeta flippinoptimist your session sounds like its gonna be a trip doubleddiscontent twwo evveryone but me, my uniivver2e ii2 a triip flippinoptimist im naut 100% convinced on which title is which rn, but ask sprites and time players ASAP to find out your ~magic destiny~ doubleddiscontent 2ound2 fun flippinoptimist depends on which one you get mine translates as "destroyer of choices/minds" or "god of madness" or "destructivve choices" doubleddiscontent that2... 2omethiin flippinoptimist yeah im kinda tryin to spin it in a good way i like to think of convversations like this as prunin timelines off a you -- all the ones that come outta reel shitty destructivve decisions doubleddiscontent iit 2ound2 hella that2 probably wwhat araezii 2howwed up for flippinoptimist yeah her job if shes a time player is to make sure that the game happens, and then that you guys win somehow she can go back and forth in time at wwill as much as she wants to make that happen doubleddiscontent that2 the wwort thiin iivve evver heard uck flippinoptimist i ran into a thief of time once flippinoptimist he stole time out of my universe until time started breakin down, and slowin down into infinity doubleddiscontent that 2ound2 terriible flippinoptimist i almost got caught in it before somebody rescued me an pulled me out doubleddiscontent jeez flippinoptimist thats the title dont wwear it out doubleddiscontent wwiink? flippinoptimist an fingerguns! speakin a fingerguns, pchoo! > He sendificates some stuffed peppers. doubleddiscontent > Oh fuck yes. doubleddiscontent > If Vel wants to peek at the viewfinder he gets to see Erisol chowing down. thank2 man the2e are deliiciiou2 flippinoptimist ivve been practicin cookin! it makes me happy doubleddiscontent you 2hould come game wwiith me 2ometiime. not The Game, ju2t liike raciing or 2omethiin. flippinoptimist sure maybe, could be fun doubleddiscontent ii wwent wwiithout iin per22on 2ociialiizin pretty much my wwhole liife and ii ju2t got iintroduced ta actually hangiin out, 2orry flippinoptimist haha, same hat ivve had longer to get used to it but i know the feel doubleddiscontent howw old are you? you dont gotta an2wwer flippinoptimist my sense a times been p fucked up for a wwhile now but i think im around 10ish somewwhere betwwen 9 and 11 doubleddiscontent iim niine, clo2e twwo ten almo2t twwo adult pupatiion, flippinoptimist yeah... if the game falls through and you need other shit to do wif yourself, ask around online.  theres places to go that suck less. doubleddiscontent ok flippinoptimist hell in ringleaders wworld youd be a highblood w/o documentation isnt that shit a trip? 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