#im projecting. no i didnt. yes i did❤️

[liathgray]

im arospec/asexual and i am LIVING for ur aroace ed headcanons how does it feel to have a galaxy brain this is the best shit ever. if you have any more hcs then :eyes: -sgb

*KICKS DOWN YOUR DOOR* GOOD EVENING GAMERS AND GAYS WE HAVE MORE HEADCANONS!!!

- Ed, as a child, totally not understanding why people are so weird about girls. Like. Tf do you MEAN you have a crush on her??

- this evolves into a wittle Child Ed who is very openly affectionate with any and all friends! Particularly Winry cause of course and sadly this is where the teasing starts up

- But lets ignore that! I implore you to imagine a happy, pre-mother-death Ed who can and will tackle-hug someone. Two foot nothing Ed who sees nothing wrong with braiding his friends hair or saying i love you!! YOUNG ED BEING AFFECTIONAT—

- after Trisha passes away he gets more closed off about it though.

- His first exposure to a relationship, well and truly, was Sig and Izumi. And he’s just. ??? Ma’am?? He’s your friend. Yall act like friends. Do you MARRY friends? Help

- years in the military were the strangest cause Ed would get teased CONSTANTLY. Mostly by Havoc

- Havoc you poor poor fool. He is basically canon fodder for Ed’s jokes once he’s out. All those years of being a bit of a ✨dick✨ are earning him a metric fuckton of clowning from Ed

- and theres also the guilting factor. Ed will bring up all those times whenever he wants shit. Havoc, your penance walk shall never cease.

- Ed never actually tells Pinako. She wasn’t present for when he was like “oh guess what” to his other friends. He mentions it briefly and she freezes up for a sec before like. EXPLODING. “??? For how long??” “Why didnt you tell me??”

- Ed, very slowly, very awkwardly infoms that “I uh thought you already knew...?”

- Riza and Ed have had long ass talks before basically complaining about how high on a pedestal people put romance and sexual relationships. Friendships are just as important! These conversations always end with them doing book trades of completely irrelevant things.

- On extra wild nights, Sheska joins in Oh heres my ace lesbian sheska headcanon and they’ve now all read her favourite adventure book and are strangely drawn to the band of misfits who come together... odd..