#im probably just gonna take laika out to get pizza or something

[fungus-of-death]

I don't know if this would be particularly concerning to you, but according to his Tumblr, Alexander has started robbing random hikers.

As the one who politely asked him to touch grass in the first place, I do feel some responsibility.

-🐦‍⬛☀️

What he's doing out there is none of my business