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Ay man what’s yall fav way to warm up
#im back down to Earth but i am still bloody freezing#wrapped in a caccoon of my damn blankets and i still feel the chills#it was 12-13 degree celcius AND it was FUCKING WIMDY#and worst of all it was ALSO RAINING HEAVILY#all i had was fuck all spite 3 hours of sleep and a thin plastic raincoat to get through the area#IT’S PISSIN AND DOON OUT ‘ERE#anyways yeah#might crawl out the bed to make something warm but ururhwhueweehhh cold floor i hate#socks too far awae….ah guess ah will freeze to deaaath#gummmyspeaks#sorry gomz whinning on main#disappointed trip
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see now I went through the jjk tag and now I wanna throw uppppp
#I CANNOOOOT WITH THE SELF INSERTS OH MY GODDDDD IM PISSIN#where is my quality#where is my DADJO#WHERE IS MY FATHER GOJO TAKING CARE OF HIS SON MEGUMI#GIVE ME FHAT#like I knew yall wanted to fuck and like that’s cool#cause lowkey#but also damn#fuck
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How would the LADS men react to their MC being really sweet and soft spoken but become toxic during video games (screaming, cursing out players, laughing when they lose)
Crash Out
You were so composed and well spoken in public. Little did your man know what he was in for when it came to you and video games. A/N: I watch a whole lot of CoryxKenshin, Berleezy, Joeiaco, PeegTV, and Britani so I kinda (hella) be screaming and crashing out everytime I play video games CW: Strong language
Zayne
Zayne is the type thats worried about your cortisol levels as he’s watching you yell at the tv. He would definitely brings you cold water and some fruit while trying to gently coax you off the game for a while, but would only end up doing as you say which is to leave you the hell alone.
You currently have a death grip on your controller and trying very hard not to yell into the mic on your headset. You failed.
MC: You fuck ass camping bitch what kind of bullshit is this?!
Zayne: Uh honey?
MC: Yes baby?
You leave the match — slamming your headset to the ground — and focus on Zayne giving him with the most innocent look
Zayne: Are you alright?
MC: Im good why?
Zayne: You sound like you’ve forgotten yourself
MC: Oh because this musty PT Cruiser built bitch was camping the third floor during the entire match pissin’ me the fuck off
Zayne: …
MC: …
Zayne: Why don’t you take a break?
MC: I will
You give him the sweetest smile before grabbing your headset and slipping it back on your head
MC: Right after I blast this little bitch to hell and laugh in their face
Zayne: ……….ok
Rafayel
Rafayel is the type to just check in sparingly to avoid being the one in the line of fire. He was not trying to catch a stray when you were raging, but he also just wanted his girlfriend back, but instead he had hot headed Hades on his hands. Rafayel comes in to find you at your PC set up he can tell something is wrong even with your back to him
Rafayel: You seem angry
MC: I CAN’T BEAT THIS STUPID FUCKING GAME
Rafayel: WHY ARE YOU YELLING AT ME?!
MC: I’M NOT YELLING AT YOU
Rafayel: YES YOU ARE
MC: *Heavy sigh* I’m playing this game Scrutinized and I'm supposed to file all these reports while also making rounds around the house because there's two killers trying to kidnap me and I don’t fucking understand how this lucky charms bitch keeps getting in the house
Rafayel: Have you tried taking a break?
MC: I DON’T NEED A FUCKING BREAK I NEED TO BEAT THIS MANS ASS WITH A SKILLET AND HOT GRITS
Rafayel: ……..I miss my sweet girlfriend where did she go?
MC: Im sorry Raf
You pull him how down by his collar and give him a quick kiss
MC: Check back in an hour I should be done with night 1 by then
Rafayel nods and leaves you to scream at your computer. He silently leaves littles treats on the desk for you. He’s scared he might be the one to receive your wrath if he bugs you too much.
Rafayel: Done yet?
MC: BITCH GET UP OH MY GOSH
Rafayel: nervermind ._.
Xavier
The type that tries to help, but only ends up pissing you off unintentionally. He just wants to help, but you don’t want his help because you know the second he gets his hands on the game he’ll not only beat it, but would beat it in record time.
MC: I’m about to rage I'm about to rage I’m about to rage
Xavier brings you a glass of water and sits it on your desk
Xavier: What's wrong baby?
MC: I have yet to beat this fucking game this damn Nun from hell keeps spawning everywhere
Xavier: What game is it?
MC: Nun Massacre
Xavier: You don’t seem like yourself want me to try?
MC: Xavier I love you however if I let you try this game and you beat it in one go Im not eating with you for a week.
Xavier: I just don’t like seeing you stressed
MC: and I don’t like seeing this refrigerator built bitch get the best of me
Xavier: and you don’t want my help?
MC: No
Xavier: Are you sure
MC: Yes
Xavier: ……you’re sure?
MC: Ask me one more time and see what happens
Sylus
Sylus is so amused seeing you get so mad over a game. He’ll be egging you on for sure he’s not even trying to make it better. He wants to see your anger practically radiating off of you. You’re on the brink of raging? He’s chuckling in the background. You’re about to slam your hands on your keyboard or throw your controller? Go ahead he’ll buy you a new one.
MC: *yelling into the headset* FUCK YOU BITCH …. YOU SOUND LIKE YOU’RE EASY TO DRAW SHUT THE FUCK UP TALKING TO ME TURN YO MIC DOWN
Sylus: *Chuckling* like they’re easy to draw?
MC: YES! That bitch was just mad because I found her camping spot and sniped her ass
Sylus: You should do it again just to make her mad
MC: Oh trust me I'm on her ass now her play style is corny I'm not letting her team win this match
Sylus: Would you like me to bring you anything while you show her who’s boss?
MC: Water and some cherries please
Sylus: I’ll be back in a minute
Sylus walks out and can still hear you yelling all the way in the kitchen
MC: GET FUCKED BITCH SUCK MY DICK
Sylus brings backs what you asked for and kisses your cheek before making himself comfortable to watch you cuss people out over a game.
Sylus: A dragon growing her horns
#love and deepspace#sylus love and deepspace#sylus#lads#love and deepspace sylus#lnds sylus#lads rafayel#lads xavier#lads zayne#lads sylus#lnds#sylus lnds#lnds xavier#lnds zayne#lnds rafayel#l&ds#l&ds sylus#l&ds rafayel#l&ds xavier#l&ds zayne#love and deepspace zayne#love and deepspace rafayel#love and deepspace xavier#xavier love and deepspace#zayne love and deepspace#rafayel love and deepspace#nikaaaaimagine
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kitty!reader had been curbing the craving for a tantrum all day.
jj had been tolerant — bless his soul. the attitude you’d been holding onto was lethal, huffing and puffing at any chance with the most poisonous tongue all because he’d woken you up from a nap for seemingly no other reason that ‘let’s go hang with the pogues today!’
you didn’t want to hang with the pogues. you wanted to take a nap and continue drooling on your boyfriends arm.
his patience only lasts so long, and before you know it he’s trying to have it out with you — get to the root of the issue so he could solve whatever problem it was that had you like this. as the conversation unfolds, he starts to realise that you’d caused all this commotion purely because you were tired.
“like — if i acted the way you’re actin’ right now everytime i was tired, babe — john b would’a smacked the shit out’a me by now. okay? i need you to like get it together or something. damn.” he rants, whipping off his hat as he steps into your bedroom to run a hand through matted blonde hair.
you feel that familiar irritation bubble up in your chest at his response. “you’re being so mean, jayj. you literally hate me.” you have nothing left in the tank but meaningless jabs and it was clear — your boyfriend rolling his eyes with a smirk. “don’t tell me to get it together.”
“first of all shut up. second of all yeah, i could have been nicer but you did call me an asshole for suggesting you take a nap. an asshole.” he’s quick to reiterate.
“i already explained why i can’t do that.” you frown, crossing your arms over your chest.
“and it makes no sense. but whatever.” he shrugs. unable to control yourself anymore, you all but growl — shoving and smacking at his chest a couple of times before backing off. “oh that’s what you wanna do, mama? alright.” he laughs. laughs at you — and you only get more mad.
you stand on your tiptoes to really get in his face, eyes thinning with a deadly glare (or what you thought was deadly, he thought you looked like a pissed off kitten.) “fuck. you.” it’s practically a challenge, and when you turn away to storm off — you go absolutely nowhere, jj’s thick arm wrapping around your neck and dragging you back to press his body to yours.
“if you insist, sourpuss. your words, not mine.” he starts to ruck up your skirt, kicking your legs open. you mewl, still angry and whiny and even fight him a little bit but he only grips you tighter, lowering his body and bringing his lips to your ear.
“i dunno what’s got into you kittycat but you’re pissin’ me off. if you ain’t gonna drop that attitude im gonna have to force it out of you. that seem fair?” he threatens as his fingers stroke over the material of your panties making your knees buckle just a little. “think that answers my question. this all you needed?” jj snickers meanly.
approximately seven minutes later and he’s still holding you just like that, but you’re barely able to hold yourself up. with the speed at which his fingers are fucking you, there are loud squelching sounds filling the room alongside your own whines. you’d practically melted into his body, teary eyes squeezed shut as he brutally fucks an orgasm out of you.
“shit, bae — all that talkin’ before and now you can’t say a word. s’what you get when you let papa j take all that stress away, huh?”
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would an angst to comfort be possible with katsuki? also please do take ur time with the influx of asks!!! i’ve been sending a few myself but i am just full of ideas 😭 don’t feel pressured to do them and take care of yourself!
angsty, idk what to tell you.
“you be pissin’ me off alot.” he rubs his temples, sighing heavily and rolling his eyes. he doesnt even remember why the fuck you both were arguing. the argument started an hour ago, so what the fuck were you arguing about? “the fuck are you mad about again?”
you scoff, “how the fuck—“ you sigh and circle yourself. “we were talking about some topic you brought up and you didnt like my fuckin’ answer! because you always have to be right.”
“i always have to be right? how many fucking times were you wrong about shit?” he barks back, jaw tight and eyes tight.
“i know when im wrong, and some times i dont have the patience to deal with your ass.”
“patience to deal with what?!” he asks, borderline shouting and talking with his hands. a bigger trait he got from you, two years ago.
“the fact that whenever we discuss anything, you have to be right. even when you know youre wrong, you have to have the last word, to be superior!” you talk with your hands too, the original. you start shouting as well, “you always start some damn topic you see online, then you talk to me about it to get my views on it,” you breathe deeply, keeping an eye on him. “and yet when you dont like my responses, my views, it gets very hard to see if you are trying to show me your viewpoint or if you just want to feel right about something, too.”
“yeah, like youre never right about anything, either.” he gets louder, “you also have to be right about anything and everything. like last fuckin week.”
“bitch, you were talking about using a arts and craft tool— for fucking clay to try and use it for your skin because ‘it essentially the same fucking thing’ and im the one more in tune with skincare shit.”
he sighs, bouncing his knee in agitation. because youre right. he did just want to be right at times. its a trait from his mother, you know? sometimes she also just wanted to be right. maybe it was a thing in his family tree, he recognized this conversation to he and his mother.
its why they are on better terms. closer, even.
“yer’ right.” he starts, standing up and getting close. “alot of times, i just have to feel right.” he mumbles into your hair, kissing it.
you sigh through your nose, embracing him too and tight. the wave of anger and hurt immediately washes, because if one thing katsuki can do, was at least take accountability, even if he needed help.
“im sorry, princess.” he says, looking deep into you and you can tell hes scared, scared of losing you. “i dont want to lose this good thing, either.”
“dont be sorry, just be better.” you say, a small smile on your face and he smiles too, shaking. “i love you.”
“love you most.”
“please dont use arts and craft shit on your face.”
“yes maam.”
#dvorahasks#katsuki angst#katsuki x you#katsuki x reader#katsuki fluff#katsukibakugou#katsuki x black!reader#katsuki bakugou#bnha bakugo katsuki#katsuki bakugo x reader#bakugo katuski#kastuki bakugou#bakugou#bakugou angst
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"MINE"


pairing: e!42 miles x blk! fem reader
genre: fluff , protective miles
miles = dark purple you = pink (naisa is you)
a/n: whew lawrd i got so many damn books to post .. yall in for some treats good JESUS , but trust ima get yall requests soon i promise
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you were walking back home from the store , it wasn't too far away from where you live , so walkin won't a problem .
on the way back you heard your phone buzz , taking it out of your pocket to see who texted you. "1 new message from: Miless 💘."
miles was texting you to ask where you were at , worried on why you weren't home yet since he was at your house. you texted back smiling , reassuring him that you'll be fine , and your're on the way. butttt miles looked over that , and face timed you.
when you answered , he was side eyeing the camera , on the game that he set up in your room. "didnt i tell you to ask me before u use my tv?" you sighed , looking around your room to see what else he had done.
"yeaa sorry ma , my ass was bored waitin on u , but where you at?" miles fully turned his head towards the camera , squinting trying to make out where you were at.
you put your face all up in the camera , makin faces and laughing. "ma im not playin , where are you" he put his controller down , speaking in a more serious tone which made you back up from the screen.
"chill , im on my way ri-" suddenly , a boy who looked about your age came up to you , cheesin away. you kept walking , not interested.
the boy started walking behind you , trying to talk to you which .. didnt play out well. "yoo u from here?" he managed to catch up to you , trying to walk beside you.
miles heard the male's voice which caused his head to shoot towards the phone , picking it up looking around your surroundings.
"yea , i'm from my man's place , move along ." you snarled , walking faster looking at your phone to see miles with the most annoyed facial expression ever.
"aye not gon lie he prolly a bitch like most niggas round here , i could fs do better lil ma" this was miles last straw .. womp womp.. "oh hell na ." miles said before taking a good look at where you were , and hanging up.
the boy heard the voice coming from your phone as you walked faster , causing him to laugh. "aye was that him? see he prolly mad at u now , come fuck wit a real nigga" at this point you were irritated , not wanting miles to be mad at you because someone else tried talking to you.
"nigga fuck off , been said i got a man thats yo cue to leave . actually that ain't even my man , we married. so bye.." you went to imsg on your phone trying to text miles to get this boy away from you as soon as possible , he was pissin you off at this point.
miles texted you back with a simple "omw mami." which caused you to look around , seeing if he was anywhere in sight.
after a few minutes of this bum still tryna talk to you and follow you , you felt hands around your waist walking with you , causing you to quickly turn around trying to move until you noticed it was your bf , miles.
"the fuck?? this yo man?" he looked miles up and down , which pissed the both of yall off. you opened your mouth to say something , but before you could talk , miles did.
"nah nigga im her husband , i know u heard her say she taken so why u still tryna fw her? take yo big boosie fade head ass on somewhere bruh and getchu a retwist , yo ass got butterfly locs atp" miles laughed a lil at his own joke , meanwhile you were crackin tf upp
the boy side eyed yall , and walked off mad asf , you and miles were still crackin up at the back of this nigga head , retwists do not exist to him
"ight ight jokes aside , you lmk when shit like that happen we cant have niggas lookin like THAT tryna fuck wit you naisa" he wiped a few lil tears from his eyes due to laughing , you did the same.
"nigga did not give up.." you thought of the things the boy said , making you cringe.
miles put his arm around you , walking back home and kissed you on your forehead.
"mine."
#miles morales#miles x reader#spiderman atsv#e42 miles#earth 42 miles x reader#earth 42 miles morales x reader#across the spiderverse#atsv#into the spider verse#hobie brown#miles morales prowler#miles x you#earth 42 miles morales x black!reader
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From the secretive cabin hidden deep within the jungle comes the opinions of Ignacio Otxo Alter, whether his service is necessary or not he's the right man for the job, the straight shooter that shook up the world is taking them all on and lickin' em good, this is Ignalter's Talk.
"Hey trespassers, this here Ignalter's Talk. The sun's beatin' down, won't be for long, so let's hit the pile."
Teresa Space Program in Budgetary Crisis.
"Long as man's been huntin' boar by starlight, he's been lookin' up and shoutin' I wanna go on that moon and we did cuz we said we would, but now these space princes are goin' 'round demandin' all the coin the count can carry so they can keep gallivantin' in their rockets 'til the cicadas spring out the mud. Well, it's time Molly Coddle and 'er bright pink parasol got ripped offa shitter and made to smell 'er own business. Now I kill a man or two in my life, but that don't make me no judge so's I don't pass no judgement, but you gotta be full as a tick on stump liquor to keep on a spendin' an' a got these three lil chickens peckin' on my head will save spacemen some coin. No more buildin' giant space pricks what for pissin' on the cosmos. Man wants to go to space can strap on a helmet, climb in the cannon, let the gunpowder carry 'im off among the stars. Else they grab some of 'em green spacemen, slice 'em head to bread an' let 'em know was Nacho whodunnit, this space progr'm ain't long for this world and I'm puttin' that on my predication list."
Ignalter's Prediction List:
Space program will fail.
'Nother war.
Crook Chaldea will look to ban my chaw.
Anglish fitting to rise up.
Ain't heard the last of that Tesla fellow.
Salmonella illness traced to chicken meat from Gallo company.
"Back on the pile. The empire's callin' back more chickens they say is contaminated with the chicken curse. Well, I say, no good chicken soup be fine if you're too lazy to strangle yer own bird, maybe a week on the range'll straighten you out."
The Clicker Segment
"Alright, next talk. My telegraph man in the hills just sent me a message on the clicker. Now, I get a hundred dozen o' these messages all day an' I can't read 'em accountin' my bad eyes. So Nascnan lady picks 'em out, the good ones and, well, come on Nascnan lady. You can sit for a while, but keep your boots on."
"To Nacho. Stop. And what about these gacha rates? Stop."
"Ya know, that gamblin' always sneaks in when half season's over and purloins the very thread from my hankie. That's why I'll die 'fore I roll and I don't respect none but a man what ain't lost a fortune in whalin'."
"That's right, that's why we gotta fix the gacha rates so that--"
"Damn right. We gotta take sanctuary in the mountains. Gotta group the workers in 'em towns and make our own army up in the hills there."
"Well, I wouldn't resort to revolution, but I do think that people should be made aware--"
"You big wuss! You talk about slittin' that hog's throat ear to ear, and you wanna caress it and call it sweet Sally! Get outta my cabin! Git 'fore Mondragon starts a barkin'!"
"What is your problem?"
"Pink at the core, little yellow belly. Now you stick with us cuz we got a fine jam from the fair and we're gonna stick it to a horse so we don't lose our mind."
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playboyy ep 12 stray thoughts
- “damn i hate myself” real
- first soong being cute 🥹🥹
- you know shits about to get emotional when the soundtrack switches to yoiyami
- “you called me a friend when you weren’t pretending to be nant” AND WHAT IF I LOSE MY MIND
- zouey and nont besties agenda
- OH GOD ZOUEY BACKSTORY wait noooooo
- i guess the evidence is staying hidden then like boy are they in their failvestigator era oh nvm they found something (that they already knew but still that’s more than they usually get
- promnont !!!
- hold on they finally showing zoueyteena. they can never just give a quick handy either always gotta be invoking the religious implications of a renaissance painting… good for them (yes i include the popcorn scene in this) also top zouey truthers this one was for you!!!
- what are you hiding under that tarp zouey 🤨🤨 i think it’s of nant
- hold on teena’s necklace lmao. is the t for troy no it’s for *too sleepy to finish the bit*
- NO GET A JOB!! STAY AWAY FROM HER!!!
- finna beat the shit out of jason lee give me 10 seconds i could take him out
- what does he mean by keep an eye on…
- oop that scarf zouey in his horse girl era
- THEY DOING WHAT TO WHO?!?!?
- she is not scared of them at all like two absolute kitty cats of toruturers MEKEKFKKRKRJFJFJF NOT THE DUSTERS I CANT
- the drop of sweat deserves an award for perfect timing and i’m being so serious about this
- AHH PROMNONT i can’t handle them being affectionate like it makes me lose my oh not the fuckass product placemntsjdjjdjdjrjrjjejdjr you know what i got me some promnont crumbs i’ll take it
- so i’m gonna see this scene expanded in fic later right 👀 i’ll give a million kisses to anyone who decides to do it
- they can never argue using simple sentences it’s always “i feel bad that you feel bad that i felt bad” and “im mad that you got mad that i got mad” and “if you have a problem that we have a problem than the problem is you’re invalidating my feelings” “i didn’t think you would think about me thinking” like besties….
- see but zouey was kinda right… why is he being made the bad guy, first and captain kinda pissin me off
- girl YOU got him expelled. captain needs to be fr
- NONT WITH THE BIG PANT CROPPED SHORT COMBO THATS MY MAN
- these college athletes are plain evil
- puen lowkey the only one in this show consistently talking sense. i hope he gets his licks back on these bum bitches cause i’ve had it with them
- the coloring the coloring the coloring the coloring the coloring the projection the projection the projection
- THE. HESS BOARD BEING PROJECTED PLAYBOYY SURREALISM FOR THE WON ONCE AGAIN
- captain talking big game for someone who took sneaky clips. hoping this shows growth on his part cause deep down im still rooting for him
- captain sweaty blow up the whole establishment i support you
- NO CAPTAIN THATS NOT WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO THATS VERY MUCH MOT WHAT I JUST SAID YOU LITTLE BASTARD
- ooo the outro track finally making sense!! kejrjejdnjdj
- i love the when soong carries first
- oh more food, user @jeffsatyr i’m so sorry
- firstsoong enthusiasts we are so back oh there goes firsts fuckass dad
- captain needs to stop picking fights AND CAPTAINS A YANKEES fan i can’t defend him anymore
- puen fight back!!! he was going easy on captain cause he’s a nice little boy oh shit now aobs gonna kill captain isn’t he…
- captainkeenpuen enthusiasts don’t lose hope!!! we can still win!!
- aobpuen enthusiasts were so back
- THE COLORING THE COLORING THE COLORING
- the characters and 'accurately assessing the media their in' saga continues
- porsche looks like such a baby here. jump listen to porsche pls do not see him again
- cry by johannes bornlof is playing they fr pulling out the nuthphop ballads for the other couples today
- puen is my boy and i will lay down my life for him actually
- NONT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT IM GONNA WALHAT WHAT WYHAHW ok sorry yall him with the gun did sumn to me
- nont once again will not be caught slacking holding someone at gun point be damned AND ITS CAPTAIN WITB THE STEAL POLL?!?!?!?
- nont… i need to know how he picks outfits like did he want the color to match the gun????
- nont chuckling in the corner... i fear he’s lost it
- playboyy once again with the themes of tech and privacy
- captain is lucky puen is lowkey a pacifist
- nont and captain: torturing aob and puen for info about the murder, zoueyteena: painting time !!
- oh my god yall im getting chills like fr speechless i am so…
NUTH MY BABY BOY
- nuth coming through with his amateur directorial visions let’s gooooo
- nont being like “please do a little bit of torture, just for me, please 🥺”
- he playing the funeral violin oh it’s not ending well oh god
- jason lee you will crumble i am so serious about this count your mother fucking days
- nuth scurrying away in the back… also nont where is your marksmanship now
- puen keeps suffering tremendously and he doesn’t deserve a single second of it. free my boy he fr has never done anything wrong
- i think i was right and nuths screenplay is autobiographical
- THEYRE PLAYING AMBIVRLANT THOGUHTS AGAIN NUTHPHOP PIANO BALLAD ENTHUSAISTS WE STAY WELL FED
- nuthphop my beloveds i love them so fucking much you don’t get it no wait why he deleting them oh shit ! phop play shitty games win shitty prizes dawg
- welp
yall this might be one of the strongest eps in a hot minute i loved this one had me at the edge of my seat the whole time
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hey i'm just a random anon watching raddykisser anon rn. i'm not implying anything.. but i do know ppl that can make anons disappear.. if ur interested raddy
" Oh? Im very interested. While im used to them now, im not against getting rid of pains in my ass like that one. I know damn well they know they're just pissin me off, so i'd very much like to hear of these people who can get rid of certain anons. "
#sprunki raddy#sprunki ask blog#sprunki incredibox#raddy#raddy sprunki#sprunki red#sprunki rp#incredibox sprunki#sprunki#Raddykisser anon gots to go#Raddy only kisses two other people#And thats a white cat and a yellow alien
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Living it up down to not give a fuck at times i got the shine like above the stars and so below i got the glow yet i miss the mass of snow in American soil fuck that was the hardest blow, right to the face with a ball hahaha blow shit up no one gives a fuck we all insane playin games repeating fact as fiction like the secret is friction and we thrive off the addiction but hey fuckin listen this shit got me pissin off to different existence, bring my piss to a boil? Salt and oil on my salad, that i dont eat fuck that thrive off that small karma of eating meats and high dose seeds we grow in the ground below and if you like fuckin hoes thats the go fuck yo im mad and raging and havent taken madness to gladness in a while if ever headbutting walls like a retard on steroids because im not paranoid im fuming having all this damn assuming in my hyperconplex mind of mine that gets undermined everyday, killing sounds nice might be a roll of the dice to take it in action but hey dynamic love has to be wrong am i right?!
Fuck i used to like hugs now i want to fuck shit up and kill some cunts… im done
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im so damn tired its pissin me off and i woke up from my nap too early and couldnt get back to sleep and now i gotta take another nap or be cranky like a toddler im never workin til 10pm then going to work at 6am the next morning again they can piss up a rope
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Holiday w/ Friends I
Random posts on the TL of the lads girlies and their holiday trip ft. comments from the LIs, Nero, Luke, Kieran, Greyson and Yvonne
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gray.sun: Gorgeous ☺️
↳ liiisa_: 😧😍
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simonesays: Give me kisses in the snow ☃️💋
📸 cred: My baby Tara
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misshuntermc: How are you this fine?? Pissin me off 😤
liiisa_: Simone you didn’t have to flex on us this hard sheesh 🥲
↳ simonesays: it’s Tara’s photography skills ↳ talkthat_tara: all I did was press a button you did the rest babes 🙂↕️
thing2_kieran: I volunteer as tribute 🗣️
↳ misshuntermc: KIERAN?!?!? ↳ thing1_luke: thats my boy ↳ simonesays: 😳😳
nene.nero: Am I witnessing a love story in these comments?
↳ misshuntermc: don’t come over here hatin’ 🫵🏾 ↳ liiisa_: I know where you live ↳ talkthat_tara: Check your walls
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misshuntermc: Girls on Holiday Day 1
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seagod_raf_: There goes my babyyyyy 😩
lumiere.who: I just fell to my knees in public 😍
↳ liiisa_: Just tripped over some dude who fell to his knees in public ↳ simonesays: just watched someone trip over a dude who fell to his knees in public
skye.109: Did you pay for this trip with my black card?
↳ misshuntermc: Yes ↳ skye.109: Good have fun Princess
_thedrzayne: Stay warm
↳ misshuntermc: Sir yes sir 🫡
thing2_kieran: When are you going to give me my gloves back? 🧐
↳ misshuntermc: when you stop airing my business on Beyoncé's internet like this
yvannamama: Please tell me you’re wearing layers Zayne is getting on my damn nerves
↳ misshuntermc: good lord yes I have 3 layers of clothing on 🙄
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misshuntermc: The kind of laughs I need in my life forever
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yvannamama: Im so mad I missed day 1 you four better wait up until I get there
↳ talkthat_tara: we’ll be up babes don’t worry ↳ liiisa_: Hurry up before I finish this bottle of Don Julio ↳ misshuntermc: can’t wait till you get here hun
seagod_raf_: I can hear your wheeze through the picture
↳ misshuntermc: hush 😑
lumiere.who: You’re so cute I can’t breathe
↳ misshuntermc: 😚
skye.109: I could listen to your laugh on replay
↳ misshuntermc: 🥰
_thedrzayne: I’m sure you snorted between laughs didn’t you?
↳ misshuntermc: now why would you- 🧍🏾♀️
thing1_luke: Can I come?
↳ misshuntermc: it’s a girls trip Luke ↳ talkthat_tara: I mean I wouldn't mind…… ↳ simonesays: Tara stop
thing2_kieran: Can I come too?
↳ simonesays: you know on second thought ↳ liiisa_: No absolutely not
gray.sun: Maybe we could plan a co-ed trip after this one
↳ liiisa_: That idea sounds wonderful
nene.nero: you guys are so obvious🤢 ^^^
pt. 2
#love and deepspace#sylus love and deepspace#sylus#lnds sylus#love and deepspace sylus#lads#lads rafayel#lads xavier#lads zayne#lads sylus#lnds xavier#lnds rafayel#lnds zayne#love and deepspace zayne#love and deepspace xavier#love and deepspace rafayel#lads smau#lads mc#lnds mc#nikaaaaimagine
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hey sugar, I just wanted to let you know I love your writings, and that we all appreciate your hard work. I was wondering if you could do a genya nsfw writing of genya, where Genya is a bully (not really more of teasing and being annoying) and reader get fed up with him and dominates him. I hope you had an amazing day (I hope this isn’t too much of a request) love you❤️
hi sweetie, thank you! and i love you 🩶🫶🏾
nsfw, dom!reader, sub! genya, genya is a little shit. orgasm denial, oral, (f) pup play if you wanna call it that? hair pulling.
of course, genya was the annoying bully of the group. he had his own reasons, its not like he was torturing you to death.
well, in a sense he was.
it consisted of him always taking a piece of clothing and slightly yanking it, that gets annoying and old for both you and him. then a little but after, he gets reeeallly close, and just whispers things that he probably wouldnt do.
“you want me bad, dont you, cumbucket?” was one that stood out the most. sometimes you did, most times you didnt. he was just so irritating when he also got really close and put a hand on your bare skin of your thigh, just leaving it there and not paying attention.
today, that changed. you finally had enough of his annoying behavior and decided to see how he liked it.
“he-hey!” he turned red in the face, supporting himself on his arms and looking up to you. “t-this is supposed to be backwards! why the fu–ahah!” he stuttered into a moan, feeling your tender and delicate hands fondle his balls through his boxers.
“i bet it was, gen-ya..” you seductively say, eyes low and pulling his length out of his boxers. “you wanted to play big dog, but you know who is.”
and he damn near choked when you started to slow suckle his tip, feeling it in his tip all the way down to his toes.
“i–i oh god..” he moaned, not realizing his body had gone flat now, hand covering his eyes and shaking. “y-youre gunna make me cum—“ he whines, not daring to look up at you and he feels it coming..
until it didnt.
“h-huh?” he shakily says, looking back to you and seeing youve completely detached yourself from him. “i-i was going to..”
“you think you deserve it after pissin’ me off each day?” you snicker, cooing but mean. “oh, youre a dumb mutt. no, youre going to make me cum. then, ill think about letting you get off.”
a mutt?
..oh, hes back to being rock solid from that. and it makes you giggle.
he crawls out of the bed, getting onto his knees and looking up to your eyes, but also your exposed cunt. your expectant look gives away your mood, and he licks a long stripe up your slit.
“there you go, see? being good now.” you breathe out, biting your lip and gripping his hair. you hear him moan, hands gripping at the fat of your thigh and you look back to him.
“please.. pull harder, make me feel it.” he begged, oh was he trying to be good now?
“this what you want?” you ask, pulling harder until he was slightly raised off his knees. it wasnt enough to pull him up completely. he nods eagerly, suckling on your clit.
“yes maam..” he moans, saliva dribbling out of his mouth and making droplets to the floor.
“fuck, youre going to make me cum.” you breathe out in a snicker, moving his head against your cunt to make a grind out of him. “fuuck!”
his eyes roll back, flattening his tongue to make use of him. he feels your essence drip, drip, drip onto his tongue, the burn of his scalp was all he needed. and he took a hand to his cock to feel something.
you push his head away, pulling your panties up along with your shorts, so he pops the question.
“a..am i able to—“
“hell no, im still pissed at you. gonna have to make it up to me for a long, long time, mutt.”
#dvorahasks#genya demon slayer#genya my sweet boy#genya x reader demon slayer#kimetsu genya#kny genya#demon slayer genya#genya x reader#shinaguzawa genya#kimetsu no yaiba genya#genya shinazugawa#demon slayer
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Aye. That he does... that he does. Hah, wishful thinkin', lass! Would be a fuckin' sight if that bastard was ever anythin' less than a bastard. Kinda like me, in that way. [...] Suppose I didn't contribute much good to that upbringin', if m'honest. [...] Do love 'im, though, despite him pissin' me off all the damn time. Guess that's family. All I got, really. [...] Fer the record, yer a fuckin' knockout chef, anyone ever tell ya that??
So, he’s been a bully his whole life then? Makes sense knowing that he’s a— Sounds like he has little brother syndrome. I should have realized it sooner, it’s so clear now. […] Oh, yeah I— I never asked him about his parents, it didn’t seem right t— Well good thing he has you. And me. We’ll set him straight!
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rudy and maddie lowkey pissin me off bro. like i get that shippers made yall uncomfortable, and im genuinely sorry but this shit literally happened years ago and yall are literally fuckin actors. like you/your characters are the main point of the damn season, the least you can do is stand next to each other in one picture. its your job. if chase and madelyn can do it after everything went down, i assure you, you can too!!! ❤️❤️ and rudy just looking miserable during the one interview with maddie like are u shitting me. youre not even sitting next to her or any of the other girls for that matter. and him liking everyone else’s post of interviews and the premiere and shit except maddies??? grow up maybe? they are quite literally just doing it to themselves at this point and it baffles me how they can just let such an important friendship like that just go to waste. anyway. dont even get me started on el*ine. the way she rubs the fact that shes dating it in everybodys face like okay girl we get it.
#jiara#outer banks#outerbanks season 3#rudy pankow#madison bailey#poguelandia#jj maybank#kiara carrera
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thoughts on china v usa but im sleepy so its blunter than usual
its wild that this is both teams first match considering this is one of the top matchups. like 2016 gold medalists v 2021 gold medalists. and then the players too
its fun watching haleigh washington and yuan xin yue meet as middles at the net (though i kinda want usa to throw dana retke in there to see two 6'8/203 play opposite eachother). theres two veterans on the court with zhu ting and jordan larson, we got annie drews and li ying ying as opposing letfies like this match is fun as hell.
set 1:
ill never get over watching zhu ting play...
the us doesn't feel solid yet idk what it is but theres a missing connection
china has gotten off to a strong start too but they dont feel comfortable yet. maybe its just first match cause i said same thing this morning and yesterday
the way i said "they need to put skinner in" and then they did and now shes scoring like!!! yall need some agression on offense!! also i love skinner shes so fun to watch
set 2
it must be said but wong-orantes is one of the best liberos rn like just fantastic
i need skinner to become a starter outside
yuan xin yue!!!!!!! lets gooooooo!!!
oh look whose on court SKINNER and in for cook finally what were we waiting for
usa does not have an answer for zhu ting, which is understandable but still (not that im mad lemme see her go on runs)
usa needs to feed the middle a lot to have an effective offense it seems. on the one hand both middles are amazing but on the other i need more action from the sides
last set 25-20 china now up 25-18 like us what are we doing...
i hope we see a point breakdown cause it feels like washington and ogbogu carrying...
AND THATS WHY ZHU TING IS A LEGEND
(that clip of china in rio... yuan xin yue is so cute omg)
set 3
ok commentators pissin me off but theyre right saying the us going with receivers is biting them in the ass cause they not receiving and they not scoring so now youre down 2-0. this strategy just wont work against a team as efficient as china lets be real. maybe if this was turkiye or poland...
skinner and plumber starting and doing well.... mixed feelings cause on the one hand i wanted this change but on the other i was going on and on this morning during ned v tur about veteran players and i guess i was wrong sljflakjf
yuan xin yue and then washington again like this is a middles match what did i say!!
skinner being 6'1 but looking so small and cute like this is my baby monster
li ying ying was quiet in set 2 i feel lets bring some fire!!
drews put your hair back in a bun and get to work lets gooooo
usa/nbc/peacock whoever the fuck is fucking up this coverage o im missing whats happening SHOW THE FUCKING MATCH YOU ANNOYING ASS BITCH ASS SET OF ASOLUTE MOUTHS OMGGGG GET THEYRE FUCKASS INSTA POSTS OFF MY SCREEN YOUR COMMENTARY IS SHIT YOUR GRAPHICS ARE SHIT BAR WAS ON THE FLOOR AND YOURE STILL FUMBLING AT THIS POINT JUST SHUT UP AND KEEP THE CAMERA PLANTED
zhu ting with the almost footsave skdjfakjf
ANNIE DREWS IS AWAKE LETS GO
skinner better call her club team and ask for a raise cause shes coming in clutch in her debut olympic match
24-16 usa its almost like yall needed a good offense in order to score
plumber and skinner saved the set like they got everyone else fired up too
set 4
the anouncers talking about which college this players played on. she is thirty talk about the club that pays her like damn. i know this is probable for americans but still
usa still tipping when its not worked the whole game.... like the block is just too high youre doing really well with full swings go with them. and i remember the coach yelling this during vnl to stop tipping... i wonder whats happening here
it feels so good watching skinner play so well and score so much after spending the first 2 sets begging them to make her a starter
china where is your efficiency from set 2 lets get that back!!!
usa fans chanting usa... top 10 most annoying things to happen during a match dont make me boo you
gong xi yu getting that angle is impressive the set was very tight
and see whats scoring? combinations and full swings lets stick to this!!!
annie drews is awake awake she said let me make up for set 1
wheels come off for china a bit... where are the receives from earlier
what is it with setters and lying about block touches aslfjakj
i really like the way poulter is running the offense this set
set 5
chinas pins have been strong enough im surprised were not seeing more of li ying ying
you cannot give yuan x. y. an overpass shes gonna make you eat it each time!!
some defensive breakdowns for china.... lets settle down yall
gong coming to the party now too lets go service- welp
AHHHH THE STUFF BLOCK?!??!!?!?!? LI YING YING!!!!
aces for washington!!!!
li ying ying lookin like mvp of set 5 the angles are wild
wang yuan yuan you've been quiet but you aint asleep lets goooo
larson as a serve sub? inch resting lets see oh shit it worked
AND CHINA BEATS DEFENDING GOLD MEDALISTS
that was indeed a fun match ahhhhh im so happy were getting vball again
#abe watches olympics#usa womens volleyball team#american volleyball team#chinese womens volleyball team#olympics 2024#whew my tag sorting is becoming a bit much but wtvs
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