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[sadandangrypanda]

Meow meow meow meow meow meow

[verdigrisprowl]

July 10 Dancitron Movie Night - Breaking the Magician's Code: Magic's Biggest Secrets Finally Revealed 2-4

Prowl continued to figure out most of the solutions before they were shown. So did Whirl, but Whirl was kind of annoyed whereas Prowl was enjoying himself. Swoop continued to be disappointed at the lack of deadly battles.

Prowl and Soundwave had more feels after the show. Soundwave even kicked Primus out to facilitate the feels. Prowl was flattered.

It got emotional.

Orion Pax 8:04 pm What a curious tune! ItsyBitsySpyers 8:05 pm *Soundwave looks at the first to arrive as he sits down on his usual seat, surprised to see a Pax. Well... as long as he isn't bringing a war behind him.* [[Greetings.]] Bevel 8:06 pm *very nearly turns right the frag around upon seeing the only guest in the room. she'll just sidle over toward Soundwave like y'do* Orion Pax 8:06 pm No war here, stranger. Pax is a peaceful one, made all the moreso by being born after the War, and the only weight upon his shoulders is that of a dreamy mind. "Hello!" Tilisha 8:06 pm Hello~ Whirl 8:06 pm Oh damn, I can't believe it. You're actually playing MUSIC this time. Windchill 8:07 pm *APPEARS* Orion Pax 8:07 pm "What sort of event is this, pardoning a chance to enjoy some lovely music~?" Bevel 8:07 pm *oh good whirl's here* Hi, Whirl! FakeProwl 8:07 pm *appears. claims usual seat. immediately slouches.* Whirl 8:07 pm What's up, Shovel? *he will take a seat, and wait for his footstool to approach* Windchill 8:08 pm WELL HOWDY DOODY? Bevel 8:08 pm *grins* I made a new automaton. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:08 pm [[He has been known to from time to time.]] [[And it is a simple social event, Pax. We usually devote these evenings to holovids and human movies, but tonight is a continuation of a series.]] Windchill 8:08 pm *Walks real slow like a turtle in Whirl's direction.* Whirl 8:09 pm It's a miracle. *bobs his head at Bevel, indicating one of the seats at his table* An automaton? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:09 pm ((starting in seven, get your snacks and drinks)) FakeProwl 8:09 pm ((i want you to know im literally picturing windchill on all fours like a turtle)) Whirl 8:09 pm ((BEAUTIFUL)) ((now u gotta draw it tho)) Windchill 8:09 pm (( He would, he just hadn't thought of it tonight.)) (( DAMN U I do. Along with Aberrant Titan Chill and Naruto Run Chill.)) Killstreak 8:10 pm *Killstreak silently takes his spot up on the ceiling, powerful taloned pedes digging into the metal paneling with ease, anchoring his upside down form to the ceiling above.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:10 pm *Looks up* [[We have seats. You do not need to ruin his ceiling.]] Orion Pax 8:10 pm "Oh, a series? I do hope it is self explanatory, as I am not the most familiar with Unicronian media." He brought extra snacks, tho! Tilisha 8:11 pm I got snacks~ Bevel 8:11 pm Yeah. It is a non-sentient machine that operates by itself. Like when clocks have bellstrikers. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:11 pm *And belatedly tips his helm to Prowl* Whirl 8:11 pm Well, I'm familiar with the term. What did you make it for? Bevel 8:11 pm Fun. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:11 pm *Soundwave's plating seems to tamp down an inch or two at the description of human media as Unicronian* [[...Do not worry. The magician will explain himself.]] Whirl 8:12 pm Oh. Pfft. Seems as good a reason as any. Windchill 8:12 pm *Finally sits down next to Whirl, as usual.* FakeProwl 8:12 pm Unicron's not associated with the filmmakers. They're just squatting on his back. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:13 pm [[Unfortunately.]] Windchill 8:13 pm Whirl, my Beloved Bundt Cake. Did you miss me? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:13 pm *"Totally Not Unicron" wants to join his room. Squint.* Windchill 8:13 pm *Is he coming on too strong y/n* Whirl 8:13 pm *leans back and promptly props his feet up on Windchill* FakeProwl 8:13 pm *well, he SAYS he's totally not unicron. sounds safe.* Absolutely not Unicron 8:13 pm WHAT IS UP FELLOW MORTALS. Whirl 8:13 pm Hmm. Lemme think... Killstreak 8:14 pm *Looks down at* »The silent seeker feels more comfortable high above the crowd below« ItsyBitsySpyers 8:14 pm *Oh, Primus is here too. Very well.* Whirl 8:14 pm Nah. I need about two weeks to start missing you. Orion Pax 8:14 pm Aaaand there goes, clunked over in panic. *there goes Pax boomtank 8:14 pm -trots in finally- Whirl 8:14 pm Pfft. Speak for yourself, stranger. I'm Unvincible. FakeProwl 8:14 pm *is pretty sure that literally nobody in this room is a mortal* Absolutely not Unicron 8:14 pm DID ANYONE BRING ENERGON? BECAUSE I RAN INTO A MAGICK SHIELD THAT, UH, DETONATED ALL THE ONES I BROUGHT. Windchill 8:14 pm Hmm. *Scratches his chin.* I suppose you have heard my angelic voice within that time. Absolutely not Unicron 8:14 pm I HAD LOTS OF SNACKS boomtank 8:14 pm ......... Absolutely not Unicron 8:14 pm BUT THEY'RE ALL EXPLODED. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:14 pm ((oh my god i'm just... going to let soundwave not hear that.)) FakeProwl 8:15 pm Stop shouting. Absolutely not Unicron 8:15 pm CAN'T SHOUT IF YOU DON'T ACTUALLY TALK. MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP THINKING I SOUND LOUD. FakeProwl 8:15 pm Stop doing whatever the hell you're doing so loudly. Regulate your volume. Absolutely not Unicron 8:15 pm NO. OH I KNOW THAT ICON Bevel 8:16 pm *puts her hands over her audio processors* Windchill 8:16 pm *He's going to ignore all of this.* Whirl 8:16 pm For what it's worth, I want you to shut your trap, too. Killstreak 8:16 pm *Covers his sensitive audials with a quiet ex-vent* Bevel 8:16 pm Stop. boomtank 8:16 pm Knock it off! Absolutely not Unicron 8:16 pm IT'S NOT ME IT'S YOU. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:16 pm ((USUAL PRE-CONTENT WARNINGS: If you don't wanna know how a bunch of magic tricks are done, don't watch. Also there's the occasional gross comment about the assistants from the narrator because these were broadcast on Fox in the late 90s.)) Absolutely not Unicron 8:17 pm OOOOOOH, MAGIC. ARE THERE DRAGONS? I LIKE DRAGONS. DRAGONS ARE MAGICKAL RIGHT? FakeProwl 8:17 pm ... *gives soundwave a helpless look.* Absolutely not Unicron 8:17 pm DRAGONS ARE DELICIOUS. FakeProwl 8:17 pm *your guest is being both psychic AND noisy in Prowl's head, please do something about him.* Whirl 8:17 pm Lord. Can *I* bridge him out of here, if you won't? Absolutely not Unicron 8:17 pm I KNOW WHERE THAT IS. IT'S ON MY AFT. WHERE ALL THESE PARASITES CAME OUT. boomtank 8:17 pm Be QUIET! ItsyBitsySpyers 8:17 pm [[And you. Cease broadcasting psychically and turn your volume down or you will be removed.]] Windchill 8:18 pm *Stops ignoring conveniently* Primus 8:18 pm [maGICS Killstreak 8:18 pm *Nods his helm in agreement with Whirl.* Windchill 8:18 pm *Leans over to Whirl, and whispers.* boomtank 8:18 pm Primus! Your brother is HERE Windchill 8:18 pm He pooped them out. Like gut worms. Whirl 8:18 pm What? Primus 8:18 pm . . . . . Whirl 8:18 pm Who's pooping what? Worms? Absolutely not Unicron 8:18 pm "Would you prefer Megatron's... lit, then?" Whoops, his voice actually sounds terrible. That's all the rust. "Also hello brother." Whirl 8:19 pm Please don't give us Megatron's anything. None of us came here to suffer. Primus 8:19 pm *Squints* Windchill 8:19 pm *Snickers.* boomtank 8:19 pm -over to Primus. Using as shield- Killstreak 8:19 pm *Watches the program with rapt attention.* Primus 8:20 pm [*is only half paying attention, mun is in wow*] Absolutely not Unicron 8:20 pm "Do these organics not emote? Their faces are horrifically solid." Bevel 8:20 pm *going to use Soundwave as a shield from totally not Unicron in case he starts being horribly loud again* Primus 8:21 pm *Oi. Is a shield again* Whirl 8:21 pm *looks to Bevel briefly, and returns his attention to the screen. Well, he offered* boomtank 8:22 pm -deal with it- Absolutely not Unicron 8:22 pm Siiiiiiits right next to his brother. Maybe he's a little close, but whatever. His brother. His. He had him first. Primus 8:22 pm *Looks at "not" Unicron. Immediately pokes him in the side of the helm* Whirl 8:22 pm So, usually we watch movies. This is all about illusions or something? Wait. *stares* Unicron...? boomtank 8:22 pm -scoots to the OTHER side- ItsyBitsySpyers 8:23 pm ((Okay, now I'm actually paying attention I'm going to reminder: Unicron is IC incapable of reaching Soundwave's club, even if he does not have dark energon on hand. If he is there, he must absolutely be a holo of some sort, and I should already have had Soundwave catch on and ban him and spend the rest of his night in a panic, but i'm not going to. Please adjust per stream rules.)) Primus 8:23 pm [curse only having one screen, wanna watch magics but get these stupid wq done] Tilisha 8:23 pm i am loving this show~ Whirl 8:24 pm A twi--yep. Absolutely not Unicron 8:24 pm "I'll behave, I'll behave! Goodness, eat a few mechanicals and traumatize a Warlord and no one wants your company. YOU want my company, don't you brother?" Windchill 8:24 pm Same as the last film. *he nods.* Whirl 8:24 pm I missed that one. Windchill 8:25 pm It was okay. Primus 8:25 pm "Long as you're like me, and just a hard-light avatar. Otherwise I'll be kicking you off the planet." Whirl 8:25 pm Oh my god, show, WE GET IT. Why do we have to see it eight times? Absolutely not Unicron 8:26 pm "You don't ~need~ to do that, you know." Curls his wings nicely around Primus' shoulder, keeping just enough space so the touch doesn't scald. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:26 pm *Soundwave settles in and pays attention to the crowd and show at last.* Windchill 8:26 pm *Did you just say the word eight, mate. * Whirl 8:26 pm *he did* Windchill 8:27 pm *Perks up.* You wanna play a game, Whirl? boomtank 8:27 pm -hard light or not, Blaster is scooting closer to Primus at that. Don't touch him either!- Windchill 8:27 pm *He's trying to ignore the narration.* (( The narrator arrest him it's so bad. )) Whirl 8:27 pm Depends. Do I need to be drunk to play it? 'Cos I'm fresh out of booze. Windchill 8:28 pm No, I don't think so. Absolutely not Unicron 8:28 pm "Why must these organics wear so little covering?" Primus 8:28 pm "I'd do it to protect those here. You're not a popular mech." Wouldn't be bothered by the touch. He's not that sensitive, Unicron. Windchill 8:30 pm You just have to count, that's all. *It's more than he can do, but you don't need to know that.* Whirl 8:30 pm *peers at suspiciously* O-kaay... I have a feeling that this is going to end in something stupid, but I'll bite. Windchill 8:30 pm It is. Very stupid. I learned it from humanity, if that tells you anything. Whirl 8:31 pm I dunno, I've met humans that're smarter than some Cybertronians. Windchill 8:32 pm Not these humans, bro. Absolutely not Unicron 8:32 pm "Popular or not, don't /you/ desire company? These mortals are not as... entertaining as I, after all, nor as innately satisfying." He's the sensitive one, really. Whirl 8:32 pm Okay. I start at one? Windchill 8:34 pm Well, I'm teaching you so normally I would start, but you can start if you want. Whirl 8:34 pm *gestures with a claw. By all means, go ahead* Primus 8:35 pm "When it is good company, of course I want it." Flexes his own bladed wings behind him, bumping into Unicron's. Killstreak 8:35 pm C???????l??????e????v???e?r???????... *Came the static filled voice of the normally silent mech.* Res 8:35 pm *meanders in* Whirl 8:36 pm Eeey, SWOOP. Res 8:36 pm Hi! Windchill 8:36 pm Okay, so I start with a phrase and a number, and you repeat with the next number, and we take turns until the game ends. *Swoop the Not Poop.* boomtank 8:36 pm -Just going to casually scoot himself into Primus' lap- Whirl 8:36 pm All right. Got it. Res 8:37 pm What is? Absolutely not Unicron 8:37 pm "... and they berated ME for being /loud/." Grumble grumble. "My company is always good. You simply have difficulty recognizing such kindness." Aaand then he, very kindly, reaches over to try and shove the mortal off his brother's lap. Bad mortal. He's using this, thank you. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:37 pm *Actually interested in this one, since humans have had stolen Cybertronian tech and all.* boomtank 8:38 pm -ducks the shove, scowls at- Whirl 8:38 pm This announcer is dreadful. Windchill 8:38 pm He is. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:38 pm ((#5 is even worse, if you can believe it. I'm not gonna show that one.)) FakeProwl 8:38 pm ... So far they aren't even good. Res 8:38 pm Him bad at sword keheh Windchill 8:38 pm Okay, I will go. *He rests his hand over his spark.* Dead 'con in the road, I one it. FakeProwl 8:39 pm They're all obvious. Whirl 8:39 pm Yeah. For once I agree with Smiles McFuntimes over there. FakeProwl 8:39 pm This one is going to have someone hiding behind the door. There it is. Whirl 8:39 pm *looks to Windchill* Two? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:39 pm *Looks over at Whirl and Prowl* [[You're both welcome to guess at the tricks. He'd enjoy it.]] Windchill 8:40 pm No no, "I two it." Whirl 8:40 pm Ohh. Okay. I two it. All right, I'll give it a shot, then. Windchill 8:40 pm I three it. Whirl 8:40 pm I four it. Primus 8:40 pm "Kindness, huh? And what kindness are you supposed to be showing me?" Swats at Unicron. Bad Unicron. Blaster can stay in his lap. "Especially given how long it has been since I've seen you." Res 8:40 pm Door stuff, no door stuff. That bot bad at sword. Lose either way. Windchill 8:40 pm *He can't even count but he's memorized this sequence of words, pfft.* I five it. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:40 pm [[He's certain they're not meant to actually use the sword well, Swoop.]] Whirl 8:40 pm I six it. Primus 8:40 pm [be nice to make this stupid box bigger to type in ><] Res 8:41 pm Why not? Windchill 8:41 pm I seven it. Res 8:41 pm Him get different weapon Killstreak 8:41 pm *Nods in agreement with Swoop.* Windchill 8:41 pm *Waits.* Res 8:41 pm Him bad at sword, Him no get sword Windchill 8:41 pm Cocked and ready, like me. Whirl 8:41 pm Wait. He's putting the arrow IN the gun? ItsyBitsySpyers 8:41 pm [[...He's pretty sure arrows aren't put in rifles.]] Windchill 8:41 pm *Interrupts the game just to say that.* Res 8:41 pm Me Swoop put pebble in Ironhide gun one time Whirl 8:41 pm God, Windchill. You're lucky I don't kick you for that. Res 8:41 pm Lots of trouble keheh Windchill 8:41 pm *Grins.* Primus 8:42 pm *Power muskets, amusing* powder** boomtank 8:42 pm -On the lap he is going to stay- Killstreak 8:42 pm *Shakes his helm in amusement.* Whirl 8:42 pm The arrow's connected to a wire, I'll bet FakeProwl 8:42 pm ... *shakes head. Can't figure out this one.* Whirl 8:42 pm Or, something is. And it's pulled--yeah. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:43 pm [[Then where does the other arrow come from?]] Res 8:43 pm Her back Windchill 8:43 pm She farts it out. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:43 pm [[...Painful.]] Whirl 8:43 pm I missed the arrow, but I knew there was SOME kind of wire involved, 'cos who's gonna hit a bullseye EVERY time? FakeProwl 8:43 pm ... ah. Whirl 8:43 pm ...PFFT. probably spring loaded in the target or something. Res 8:44 pm Her Carly say "flowy shirt" for hiding things. Her steal grenades before. Keheh. And bring drinks for Sparkplug and Chip and Spike. Whirl 8:44 pm Nice. Windchill 8:44 pm *Waits.* Whirl 8:44 pm Your friend Carly sounds like she knows how to party. Res 8:44 pm Yah. her cool Her engineer Whirl 8:44 pm Oh, yeah. Absolutely not Unicron 8:44 pm "All time is relative, brother, and time makes the eventual rejoining all the sweeter. Just as your presence is pleasant, mine must be to you." "As rare as these meetings are, one would think you would use the chance to enjoy it. As I am /attempting/ to." Whirl 8:45 pm I eight it. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:45 pm [[This seems like it would work better the farther away someone is from the stage.]] Absolutely not Unicron 8:45 pm Ever had the Devil glare at you, Blaster? Because that's what's going on right now. Windchill 8:45 pm *SPITS and cackles.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:45 pm [[The arrow, that is.]] Whirl 8:45 pm Yeah, Soundwave. Windchill 8:45 pm You ate it? Whirl 8:45 pm *stares at Windchill* Res 8:45 pm Soundwave, why all You movies have people bad at killing stuff? Whirl 8:46 pm You nine it. FakeProwl 8:46 pm ... Is this another one where the bottom of the bag unzips. boomtank 8:46 pm -stares right back. Yes he has- ItsyBitsySpyers 8:46 pm [[Because he would like a break from war, if that is all right by the gathered company.]] Whirl 8:46 pm I'm not... really [paying attention to this one. Windchill 8:46 pm *Squints, trying to think.* Absolutely not Unicron 8:46 pm Staaaaaaaaaares. >:C Killstreak 8:46 pm *Killstreak glanced down at Unicron and Primus from his spot upside on the ceiling, noting the glare the Chaos Bringer was giving Blaster.* giving Blaster.* Windchill 8:46 pm No no, you ate it. Whirl 8:46 pm No, no, you nine it. Windchill 8:47 pm No no no, little buddy, you ate it. Whirl 8:47 pm The box probably has a false back. Res 8:47 pm Break from war means bad killing? Primus 8:47 pm "We still feel it while in mortal bodies. I'd enjoy your company more if we were not in public. And if you would stop trying to displace Blaster from my lap." Pokes Unicron in the side of his helm. Avatars could still interact with each other. Res 8:47 pm Oh, that good trick Absolutely not Unicron 8:47 pm "... is this supposed to be entertaining?" Res 8:47 pm Him sneaky bot. Like Bird! And Soundwave. Sneaky, keheh FakeProwl 8:47 pm ... when the executioner circles around the back during the dance. Res 8:47 pm But bad at killing. Stab first time, no problem keheh. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:47 pm [[There, you see. There is entertainment without death.]] A nod. [[And yes. Like us.]] [[...Though he's never tried his hand at illusions like these.]] Res 8:48 pm Why? Whirl 8:48 pm Never really got into illusion stuff myself. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:48 pm [[Historically, magicians spoke.]] *small tremble* Res 8:48 pm This one not talking Him no mouth Whirl 8:49 pm ((brb, guys)) Windchill 8:49 pm (( HAVE FUUUUUN. )) ItsyBitsySpyers 8:49 pm [[Humans do find ways unusual ways to do things.]] Pause. [[And the timing in this trick is impressive, for creatures without internal chronometers.]] Res 8:50 pm Him crush birds? Windchill 8:50 pm We saw that last week. Res 8:50 pm Like other movie Dead ItsyBitsySpyers 8:50 pm [[...He hopes not.]] Windchill 8:50 pm I don't think these will die. FakeProwl 8:50 pm Humans have laws against killing animals for entertainment now. Windchill 8:50 pm *Nods.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:50 pm *Points* [[It's the lid.]] FakeProwl 8:50 pm If they WERE going to die, it wouldn't be on TV. Res 8:50 pm Him face have wiggles on it FakeProwl 8:50 pm It's still in the lid. Absolutely not Unicron 8:50 pm "Yes, well, you are not the easiest creature to isolate either. Perhaps, if you were not so inclined towards the company of those who develop shielding that harm those who you adore." Windchill 8:50 pm Wiggles? Res 8:50 pm wiggle wiggle Whirl 8:51 pm Also. Windchill 8:51 pm Like...worms! Whirl 8:51 pm LITTLE buddy? Excuse you. Res 8:51 pm yah FakeProwl 8:51 pm The lid itself is another box. We didn't see the bottom of the lid when it was removed. Whirl 8:51 pm I'm huge where I come from. Windchill 8:51 pm You are little, buddy. You're little to ME. Res 8:51 pm ((How tall is Whirl?)) Absolutely not Unicron 8:51 pm "All of you are tiny." ItsyBitsySpyers 8:51 pm [[He knows this trick. He's used it with his arms to... never mind what for.]] FakeProwl 8:52 pm ... Your arms have secret compartments? Killstreak 8:52 pm *The seeker shook his helm in amusement at "Not" Unicron's words.* Whirl 8:52 pm ((dealing in absolute numbers is kinda weird, but he's like... TFP Soundwave stands just under his gunboob)) Killstreak 8:52 pm words.* Res 8:52 pm This easy for us. Subspace. Humans don't have. Carly tell Me Swoop so. Windchill 8:52 pm *Snickers.* Whirl 8:52 pm Anyway. Get on with your punchline, Windchill. Yes. I ate it. Bevel 8:52 pm I am not little where I come from. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:52 pm [[They don't need to.]] Soundwave tucks his thumb in. It's set higher up his arm than his fingers, so it disappears quite well. Whirl 8:52 pm No matter how physiologically improbably that might seem. Res 8:52 pm ((Swoop is Soundwave-ish sized so he is a babby burb :V)) Windchill 8:52 pm You did. Whirl 8:53 pm They're angled. The daggers, at least. FakeProwl 8:53 pm ... Is it the same as the other one? The swords just barely dodge her head? Whirl 8:53 pm BEHIND her head. Absolutely not Unicron 8:53 pm "Mortals have terrible concepts of awareness." Whirl 8:53 pm Or in front. Primus 8:53 pm "They've good reason to do so." Wraps one arm around Blaster. The other moves to scratch under Unicron's chin. "I'm not that hard to find if you know where to look. I do wander off of Cybertron." FakeProwl 8:53 pm Or maybe there's an unseen helmet around her head and the knives bend. Killstreak 8:53 pm ((Then theres just the 24 ft tall weird hang upside down from the ceiling XD)) Res 8:53 pm Him bad at stabbing and Her bad at pretending stab. Whirl 8:53 pm Whirl is very Lorg boomtank 8:54 pm -hums and settles down- Whirl 8:54 pm ...)) Res 8:54 pm No energon blood Whirl 8:54 pm ((that's ooc)) Windchill 8:54 pm I think these tricks need more fire. It would be cooler with fire. Res 8:54 pm ((does this mean swoop could perch on the gunboob?)) ItsyBitsySpyers 8:54 pm [[Yes. The illusion would be more complete with pained noises and the like. It is difficult to believe she's --]] FakeProwl 8:54 pm Only one sword went— hff. A long box with a fake door. Res 8:54 pm Them stab her real. Then her know how to pretend. Whirl 8:54 pm Ma, the solution is even lamer than my guess. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:55 pm [[Ah! A small elephant.]] [[The trick with the netting and bars.]] FakeProwl 8:55 pm I thought the sword was important. Killstreak 8:55 pm //Food! Brb, sushi's here!// Whirl 8:56 pm Oh, they are angled. Still lame though. Windchill 8:56 pm More fire, more fire! *Throws his arms up in the air.* Res 8:56 pm Me SWOOP can fire! Whirl 8:56 pm ...so, 'Chill. Windchill 8:56 pm With real fire? Res 8:56 pm YAH Whirl 8:56 pm What was the whole... point? Res 8:56 pm Me Swoop am DINOBOT ItsyBitsySpyers 8:56 pm [[Please, no fire in the club.]] Windchill 8:56 pm *Looks at Whirl with one eye.* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:56 pm *Amused huff at Whirl* Absolutely not Unicron 8:56 pm (( aaand there goes unicron Res 8:56 pm No fire? : < Absolutely not Unicron 8:57 pm * fuck. there goes unicron's muse. )) (( switching back to orion. )) FakeProwl 8:57 pm Oh, I know how this one works. Primus 8:57 pm [Whoops. Muses be muses? Windchill 8:57 pm You should show us fire another time! Res 8:57 pm This boring. Them break legs. Then him stay. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:57 pm [[...Are you sure you're an Autobot creation?]] Whirl 8:57 pm I don't have any fire, but I DO have a plasma-thrower. You've seen it, Windchill. Orion Pax 8:58 pm "... what a horrific trick this is! How could anyone enjoy the possibility of someone being harmed?" Res 8:58 pm Yah? Windchill 8:58 pm And, Whirl, "I ate it" was the point. I told you it was dumb. We both knew. Orion Pax 8:58 pm Munches through some crunchy energon. Whirl 8:58 pm Soundwave, I'm surprised. You know ME and you can't believe HE'S an Autobot? Res 8:58 pm *points to the autobrand on his beak* Whirl 8:58 pm I'm so, so much worse than Swoop. Windchill 8:58 pm Oh...yeah I have. Bevel 8:58 pm *pointed look at Soundwave, you've met her creator yes* FakeProwl 8:58 pm He drowns to death, and then his teleportation clone emerges from behind the curtain. *poker face* Whirl 8:58 pm *SNRK* ItsyBitsySpyers 8:58 pm [[...He supposes it--ha.]] Primus 8:58 pm *Prowlplz* Res 8:58 pm *bounces at Whirl* Worse? kehehhe. Worse? Whirl 8:59 pm *nods* Not THE worst. But Pretty bad. Res 8:59 pm How bad? FakeProwl 8:59 pm ... Seriously though, he's probably in an air chamber inside the tank. The water pouring over the top is pumped out as he's lowered. Whirl 8:59 pm Yeah, prowl's right. Orion Pax 8:59 pm And he's gnawing nervously at his treats. ItsyBitsySpyers 8:59 pm [[So he is.]] Windchill 8:59 pm Whirl, have you... ever been lit on fire? Orion Pax 8:59 pm He knows this is a trick, but it's still nerve wracking. The concept of a human being hurt irks him. Whirl 8:59 pm Yep. Res 9:00 pm Fire no big deal ItsyBitsySpyers 9:00 pm *Soundwave nudges Bevel and gestures to the screen. Has she ever thought to design these kinds of things?* Whirl 9:00 pm Came with the job description back when I joined the Wreckers. Windchill 9:00 pm Oh. *He blinks coquettishly.* Res 9:00 pm What you do WORSE than Dinobot? Windchill 9:00 pm I bet you looked really hot. Res 9:00 pm Duh Windchill 9:00 pm *Yes, it's the same joke as last week.* Whirl 9:00 pm *SNRKS again* Res 9:01 pm Cheating Whirl 9:01 pm To everyone else? No. To you? Apparently. Res 9:01 pm Him break for real next time ItsyBitsySpyers 9:01 pm [[Of course he's cheating. It's a trick.]] Bevel 9:01 pm *only briefly during last week's show, she still wants to borrow Rumble* Windchill 9:01 pm *Blinks just for you, Whirl.* Whirl 9:01 pm And I've done lots of stuff, Swoop. I'll tell you sometime later. Res 9:01 pm When later? Whirl 9:01 pm Later. Res 9:01 pm :S Orion Pax 9:01 pm "... humans have peculiar hobbies." Whirl 9:01 pm When I'm not being distracted. Maybe over some drinks. FakeProwl 9:01 pm ... Huh. More clever than I expected. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:01 pm [[They do indeed.]] Res 9:01 pm kaay Swoop like stories Whirl 9:02 pm Hey, 'Chill. Windchill 9:02 pm Hmm? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:02 pm *Leans forward. A bed of spikes? ... He's going to assume they mean the torture device.* Orion Pax 9:02 pm "... is that all? Are we going to have to watch more of humans being exceedingly dangerous?" Whirl 9:02 pm Do you got a beast mode you've never told me about? Windchill 9:02 pm *He's going to assume something else.* Res 9:02 pm Keheheh, dangerous? What DANGEROUS here? It fake stuff. Windchill 9:03 pm *You're welcome for that mental image, Soundwave.* Orion Pax 9:03 pm "Yes we are. Lovely." Res 9:03 pm Them use real stuff. Then dangerous. Then fun. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:03 pm *Primus, Windchill.* [[...Now that is a useful trick.]] Orion Pax 9:03 pm Settles down next to the bright-sparked giant holding Blaster. Whirl 9:03 pm ((PFFT)) Windchill 9:03 pm *He had to.* Um...no? FakeProwl 9:03 pm *mumbles* I know a couple of tanks I'd like to make disappear. Primus 9:03 pm *Only half paying attention* Windchill 9:03 pm I'm only a little bit beastly. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:03 pm *Glance at Prowl. Now, now.* Whirl 9:03 pm Are you SURE? Res 9:03 pm *if it helps Soundwave any, Swoop's imagining someone getting murdered on a spike pit hellboy style* Windchill 9:04 pm ...Why? Whirl 9:04 pm I could've sworn you had another mode, and that it was a beaver. 'cos DAAAAM. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:04 pm *Oh yes, that helps quite a bit. Thank you, Swoop.* Whirl 9:04 pm *there. Take that* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:04 pm [[That means you, Swoop.]] Res 9:04 pm ?? Bevel 9:04 pm Bet they retract. Windchill 9:04 pm *Gives Whirl the most dead inside, half lidded look of disdain he can muster.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:04 pm *The not trying these at home.* Whirl 9:04 pm *preens* FakeProwl 9:04 pm There's a lot of gaps between the spikes. Res 9:04 pm :V Why not? Me Swoop could break whole thing. It not scary. Windchill 9:05 pm I suppose that was...my just desserts. Whirl 9:05 pm Yep. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:05 pm *Light nudge to Prowl. That answers his questions about the assistants from last week* Windchill 9:05 pm *Nods.* FakeProwl 9:05 pm Oh, so they switched him out so they don't reveal his true identity, but they don't care about revealing the assistants' true identities. Res 9:05 pm Slag try to gore bots aaaaaallll the time. This thing not CHASE, keheh. boomtank 9:05 pm -is kinda falling asleep where he is- Windchill 9:05 pm Now we're even. Killstreak 9:05 pm //Back.// ItsyBitsySpyers 9:05 pm [[They may not be actual assistants.]] Windchill 9:06 pm You know what else we have in common, Titty Boob? Whirl 9:06 pm What? Windchill 9:06 pm We can't pick our noses. Bevel 9:06 pm Trap door. Res 9:06 pm Them want to fake, trick. Them get blood to SPLAT. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:06 pm [[If this is not their job, it would hardly matter if others wanted to ban them from performing other magic shows.]] Res 9:06 pm Then it exciting. FakeProwl 9:06 pm Random actresses from other fields that they trained to perform the tricks? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:06 pm [[Quite possibly.]] FakeProwl 9:06 pm He rolls in between the spikes. Or behind them, and then gets on top. Whirl 9:06 pm Yep. Neither of us got them. Windchill 9:07 pm *Thinks.* FakeProwl 9:07 pm Behind, most likely. Whirl 9:07 pm Well, technically, you have two horrific nostrils on your head. FakeProwl 9:07 pm Behind. Whirl 9:07 pm And I've got... whatever-it-is in my mouth. Windchill 9:07 pm I do, my secret shame. *He's not ashamed in the slightest.* I bet I could pick Gigantor's nose, though. Whirl 9:07 pm Eugh. Lose your whole arm up there. Windchill 9:08 pm He'd probably let me. Whirl 9:08 pm That's more about you and your junxy's love life than I wanted to know. Res 9:08 pm Magician do fake, cheat thing. What person who do real thing? Windchill 9:08 pm You're welcome. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:08 pm *Soundwave vents.* [[This one would not be difficult for him.]] *Stretch arm, leg.* FakeProwl 9:08 pm Pff. Res 9:09 pm *cocks head at Soundwave* *stares* *thinks* *transforms into robot mode and reaches over to touch* Killstreak 9:09 pm *Twitters in amusement.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:09 pm *Neat dodge and withdrawing of limbs* FakeProwl 9:09 pm Are there other assistants hidden behind the doors that get in and out as the doors slide open and close? Res 9:09 pm Keheh Soundwave! Soundwave Windchill 9:09 pm I assume so. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:09 pm [[What.]] Whirl 9:09 pm That'd be my guess, Prowl. I can do THAT, though. Bevel 9:10 pm She is just moving. That is easy. Res 9:10 pm You bigger, smaller, same... *vague gestures* as Swoop Whirl 9:10 pm get my head on the floor like that, with my feet. FakeProwl 9:10 pm ... You can see someone's hand outside the box on the far left. Whirl 9:10 pm That's not hard. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:10 pm [[That's the assistant on the side.]] Res 9:10 pm *grabby hands* FakeProwl 9:10 pm No, that's... yes, it is. Res 9:10 pm *wants to measure with grubby baby hands* Windchill 9:10 pm Show me, Whirl. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:10 pm [[She was on the stool for part of it. There was no reason for it to be there otherwise.]] Windchill 9:11 pm You can't say things like that and not prove it. Whirl 9:11 pm *removes his feet from Windchill's lap* Windchill 9:11 pm *This is gonna be good.* Res 9:11 pm *goes again for Soundwave's foot* Whirl 9:11 pm *shifts a bit in his seat. Puts one foot on the tabletop first. Then the other* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:11 pm *Scoots closer to Prowl and away from Swoop.* [[Desist.]] Tilisha 9:11 pm i think i've seen this trick before. Res 9:11 pm Me Swoop want to see ItsyBitsySpyers 9:12 pm [[See what?]] Res 9:12 pm Skinny! Killstreak 9:12 pm *laughs softly at the Dinobot's shenanigans.* Res 9:12 pm *gestures at Soundwave, gestures at himself* You bigger or smaller than Swoop Whirl 9:12 pm *shifts a bit, spreads his legs enough for his cockpit to fit through, and then, ina positively nauseating display of flexibility, lowers his torso until his head is flat on the table, next to his feet* *his backstrut looks like it's made of rubber. it's wholly ridiculous* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:13 pm [[You have more material because of your wings. He has longer lim...bs...]] Whirl 9:13 pm *stares at Windchill solemnly* Windchill 9:13 pm *APPLAUDS.* Amazing. I could never do that. Unless I was dead, maybe. Res 9:13 pm Lim. Bs. Bevel 9:13 pm I could do that. Windchill 9:13 pm You look vulgar right now. I approve. Res 9:13 pm *reaches out with his foot to touch Soundwave's foot* Whirl 9:13 pm There's nothing VULGAR about being flexibl. It's good for fighting. Bevel 9:14 pm *thumbs up at Whirl* Windchill 9:14 pm It is if you have a dirty mind like mine, Whirl. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:14 pm [[Congratulations. It is most impressive.]] FakeProwl 9:14 pm Well. After that last display of dexterity, I'm afraid I must face the fact that I'm never going to be cut out for a career as a magician's assistant. Whirl 9:14 pm *raises a claw and clicks it at Bevel. He's not moved out of the position at all yet* Bevel 9:14 pm They go through from the back like the arrow? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:15 pm [[You could design tricks, he's sure.]] Whirl 9:15 pm It IS impressive. I don't know why more mecha don't go for it. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:15 pm [[And he likes your idea, Bevel.]] FakeProwl 9:15 pm I'm not creative. Whirl 9:15 pm Everyone insists on being built like a brick wall. Windchill 9:15 pm *Raises hand* Not me! I'm built like a dumpster. Res 9:15 pm Whirl is skinny. And Swoop. And Soundwave. Who littlest? Who little. *bounces* Whirl 9:15 pm Same difference. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:16 pm [[The functional part of it. Designing the safe portions and timing and things like that.]] FakeProwl 9:16 pm Is it like the arrow—flips down from the top? Whirl 9:16 pm Soundwave's got a decent frame, he looks like he could pretzel his way out of danger if he needed to. Res 9:16 pm KEH! This not hard. Me Swoop throw knives for fun lots of time. Bevel 9:16 pm *looks like a brick wall* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:16 pm *Surprised by the compliment, nods at Whirl* Res 9:16 pm Soundwave is pretzel. Keheh. FakeProwl 9:16 pm I'm not an engineer either. The... *silence* Whirl 9:16 pm *it is merely the truth. Sort-of-nods. he's still head-and-feet on the table* Orion Pax 9:16 pm He's back! Had to attend to something. "What did I miss?" ItsyBitsySpyers 9:16 pm *Soundwave extrudes his feelers and forms a pretzel shape.* Whirl 9:17 pm *snrks* Bevel 9:17 pm *giggles* Killstreak 9:17 pm *Pfft* Windchill 9:17 pm ....Do you get kinks from sitting like that? Res 9:17 pm *grabby hands at pretzel* Whirl 9:17 pm Nope. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:17 pm *...He has no idea why the silence, but it probably wasn't good. He'll keep quiet.* Windchill 9:17 pm *Don't ask what kind of kinks me means.* Wow. FakeProwl 9:17 pm ... I prefer solving mysteries to creating them. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:17 pm [[So noted.]] [[Well done, Bevel.]] Whirl 9:18 pm I've made a lot of modifications over the years. *at last, he uncoils, and dits back up like a normal mech again* Bevel 9:18 pm *grins* Res 9:18 pm *scooches over to Whirl* Windchill 9:18 pm *Drumrolls in his lap. Get back up here!* Res 9:18 pm *grabs for an ankle* Little Whirl 9:18 pm *KICKS* Res 9:19 pm :V ItsyBitsySpyers 9:19 pm ((except sometimes it's not a trick and people get sent to the hospital on tv 😄 )) Res 9:19 pm Keheheh Whirl 9:19 pm Reflex. Res 9:19 pm Kicky bot FakeProwl 9:19 pm ... did they say they do the trick with flaming objects? Res 9:19 pm *holds up his ankle by Whirl's to compare* FakeProwl 9:19 pm Humans are sticking flaming knives in their coat pockets. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:19 pm [[He believes so.]] Orion Pax 9:19 pm "Humans are a young species, their culture barely a single lifetime of a Cybertron, and yet they display so much creativity. I wonder if Cybertron's culture had so many popular tricks and slights of hands prior to the War." ItsyBitsySpyers 9:19 pm [[We won't know now, will we.]] *Tries not to be amused by the Egg* FakeProwl 9:20 pm So the same principle as the fishing line, just with rubber bands. Orion Pax 9:20 pm "Knowledge is easy enough to find once one identifies those who are aware." Scooches closer to Soundwave. Whirl 9:21 pm *whirl's leg design is actually very odd, in that he sort of has TWO ankles; his legs are very skinny, though* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:21 pm [[Most of those mechs are dead. Identification will not help.]] Bevel 9:21 pm ... Orion Pax 9:21 pm "You are still alive, are you not?" Res 9:21 pm *wiggles his toes and giggles* Bevel 9:21 pm *squints at house* Res 9:21 pm Both little Him Soundwave big feet but little leg Windchill 9:21 pm Are you two playing footsies over there? WITHOUT ME?! *Offended.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:22 pm *Looks down at himself. You call all this leg little?* Whirl 9:22 pm He does. No offence, Soundwave, but you've got a little everything. You're kinda small. Bevel 9:22 pm That house is smaller on the inside than it is outside. *building things and earlier tricks have made her pay a little more attention* Res 9:22 pm *babbu isn't going to identify which direction he is measuring but, yes, you a skinny boy* Whirl 9:22 pm And yep. You're not invited. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:23 pm [[He is on the taller side in his own timeline, thank you.]] Windchill 9:23 pm *Covers his face and makes crying sounds.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:23 pm [[And proportionally, he is rather leggy.]] Res 9:23 pm *bounces up and down in place* Me Swoop am very very tall! At home! Orion Pax 9:23 pm The commentary on size has made him feel all the smaller. The teeniest of Primes curls up a little bit on himself, gnawing on his treats. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:23 pm *Bevel's catching up here.* FakeProwl 9:23 pm It's probably being stored in the roof, but I don't know how it works otherwise. Trap doors opening and closing—? ... All right, I should have seen that coming. Bevel 9:24 pm I like this trick. Orion Pax 9:24 pm "It must be horrifically uncomfortable in that little enclosure." ItsyBitsySpyers 9:24 pm [[Yes. You are also tall at home. It is a wonder you do not bang your helm on things.]] Res 9:24 pm Me DO Kehehehh Live in cave, you hit stuff lots too Bevel 9:25 pm *is taller than Soundwave. and much wider* FakeProwl 9:25 pm The bullet's already in his mouth, the glass is rigged to break independently from the gun. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:25 pm *YOU are a much bigger size class.* Windchill 9:25 pm *Are we still having a size contest because.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:25 pm [[...That was quick.]] Whirl 9:25 pm Yeah, I'm really big where I come from. FakeProwl 9:25 pm I'll figure out the other details when I see the rest of the trick. Orion Pax 9:26 pm "Oh, the speeding bullet trick is very simple. The magician is holding the bullet within his teeth already, and the glass is cracked via a inner force such as a sudden course of energy." ItsyBitsySpyers 9:26 pm *Has a moment of just. Looking at Prowl. Soundwave wants to feed him a million mysteries and listen to him go.* Windchill 9:26 pm Prowl already said that. Bevel 9:26 pm *and she can technically transform into a taller bot because so much of her mass is currently focused on making her so wide* FakeProwl 9:26 pm *doesn't notice. he's watching the next illusion. Res 9:26 pm Me Swoop wings big. And beak big. But rest little. Swoop littlest Dinobot :> FakeProwl 9:26 pm The radio is attached to the tray. It's—yes. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:27 pm [[...He has an important question to ask those of you in timelines where this is possible.]] Whirl 9:27 pm *looks over his shoulder at the bar* I could use a drink. Is it self-serve tonight? FakeProwl 9:27 pm He must have a piece of cardboard or something in the fabric. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:27 pm *Points at the screen.* [[Has his alternate ever done this.]] Windchill 9:27 pm Nice. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:27 pm [[And yes, it is. Ravage is away for the evening.]] Whirl 9:27 pm Not that I know of. Res 9:27 pm Do what? Whirl 9:27 pm And, all right. I can bring payment on Wednesday. Res 9:27 pm *flops on his belly on the floor* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:28 pm [[The radio trick, Swoop.]] Res 9:28 pm That easy. It cheating. Anyone can do. Windchill 9:28 pm *Uh oh, is Swoop getting bored?* Bevel 9:28 pm We saw this one in the movie with the clones. Windchill 9:28 pm Cock...the rifle. Whirl 9:28 pm Don't fuck the gun, Windchill. trust me, it's not worth iut. Windchill 9:28 pm But Whiiiiiirl. Orion Pax 9:29 pm "... is it typical for female assistants to dress in this manner?" FakeProwl 9:29 pm He's too good a shot for a random magician. That was probably a fake shot too. Windchill 9:29 pm You can't tell me what to do. I'm gonna frick the gun. Orion Pax 9:29 pm "Please don't." Res 9:29 pm Frick ItsyBitsySpyers 9:29 pm [[It absolutely was. He has shot enough people to know the difference between bullet entry and exit sizes.]] [[It went the wrong way.]] FakeProwl 9:30 pm I didn't see a moment where he could have palmed the bullet. So there must be a second one. Whirl 9:30 pm As someone who has been there, done that, I will say again: not worth it. FakeProwl 9:30 pm Did it go the wrong way? The image is too blurry for me to tell. Windchill 9:30 pm *Whiiiiiines.* Did you shoot yourself? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:30 pm [[Yes. They will show it again.]] Windchill 9:30 pm *This sounds like a story.* Res 9:31 pm Yah her aim high Whirl 9:31 pm It's a long story. But trust me when I say I learned three important things that day. FakeProwl 9:31 pm ... That part probably would have been obvious if I knew more about Earth weaponry. Windchill 9:31 pm Yeah? boomtank 9:31 pm -Blaster fell asleep a while back- ((because mun has been out of it Res 9:32 pm Aim REAL high Whirl 9:32 pm One: Always listen to Springer. Two: Always double-check your loadout. Three: NEVER fire an energy-based weapon in the air in an electrical storm. *now he stands and trots over to the bar* FakeProwl 9:32 pm *squints at the paper. still can't see it well enough to tell which way the paper is going. Oh well. He'll trust Soundwave's optics.* Windchill 9:32 pm Wow, thanks for the advice. boomtank 9:33 pm ((and going out now, g'night! Thanks for the stream FakeProwl 9:33 pm *... IT WAS A MAGNET* Windchill 9:33 pm *By that he means a checklist of how to frick a gun, amazing.* Res 9:33 pm Her almost miss glass all the way ItsyBitsySpyers 9:33 pm ((night blaster!)) Res 9:33 pm Everyone suck at weapons here Windchill 9:33 pm ...On the show? Res 9:33 pm Them go fast in real fight Yah show Windchill 9:33 pm Okay. I almost got offended. On Whirl's behalf. Res 9:33 pm Soundwave say no weapons for PEOPLE here Windchill 9:34 pm Whoops. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:34 pm [[Why would anyone want water to become ice.]] [[He isn't even ill.]] Windchill 9:34 pm Figures. FakeProwl 9:35 pm ... I was trying to figure out how they made a trap door work with water. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:35 pm *Hard tremble* FakeProwl 9:35 pm I guess a sponge works like a trap door for water. Bevel 9:35 pm *giggles* Whirl 9:35 pm *he's gonna poke around; he has no idea how to make a gaugebuster so whirl's just puttering around back there, opening bottles and sniffing them* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:35 pm *Just... just don't blow the place up, Whirl.* Res 9:35 pm Him cut her up? :V ItsyBitsySpyers 9:35 pm *Whatever you mix together.* Res 9:35 pm Cool Whirl 9:36 pm *he'll try. No promises* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:36 pm [[Ah. Snack size portions.]] Res 9:36 pm Her duck fast keheheh FakeProwl 9:36 pm Hff! Bevel 9:36 pm Fffff Windchill 9:36 pm She crouched in the bottom? Res 9:37 pm How come them no fake blood? Trick better if blood everywhere kheheh. Windchill 9:37 pm Yeah, more blood would be more convincing. FakeProwl 9:37 pm Hm. The blades look to be too wide to pull the same trick as the one where they cut her in half. Windchill 9:37 pm Fake. FakeProwl 9:37 pm The thighs look fake. For the rest, she could just be standing up or ducking. Windchill 9:38 pm *Nods.* My god. Res 9:38 pm Him put her together mix up, kehehehhehe, that BEST trick FakeProwl 9:38 pm ... Except the blades ARE still in there. Hm. Killstreak 9:38 pm //Welp, this mun has to go now, little cousin just came into my room because of a nightmare and wants to sleep with his "big brother" (he prefers calling me that for some reason). Good night guys, thank-you for the show Wave! Night night! X3// ItsyBitsySpyers 9:38 pm [[He doesn't see why it should matter if she's in the wrong order. He supposedly made a disassembled suit of armor come to life again.]] ((aw, night!)) Whirl 9:38 pm ((aww, gnight my dude! :3)) FakeProwl 9:38 pm Either mirrors or photos hidden in the box. Killstreak 9:38 pm show wave!// Windchill 9:38 pm (( Bye! )) Bevel 9:38 pm [[night! FakeProwl 9:39 pm I'll go with photos. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:39 pm [[...They hollowed out human parts?]] Res 9:40 pm Them steal feet? kehehehhehhehh Whirl 9:40 pm *he's lining up bottles. Whirl's got A Plan* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:40 pm [[Oh, they were spinning them. He sees.]] FakeProwl 9:40 pm Hm. I was on the right track with the photos. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:41 pm [[Look. A trap door.]] FakeProwl 9:41 pm ... Even the blades have trap doors. Bevel 9:41 pm So many trap doors. Windchill 9:41 pm Amazing. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:41 pm [[He's beginning to feel like his life suffers from a distinct lack of trap doors.]] [[Whirl, what ARE you doing.]] Res 9:41 pm Her just be tough next time. Break blades. Beat up magician. Kehehheh. Then HER show. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:41 pm [[Are you getting a drink or did you get lost?]] Windchill 9:41 pm *He has to look and see what Whirl is doing, too.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:41 pm *Soundwave nods at Swoop, amused* Windchill 9:42 pm ...Is it a shooting gallery? Whirl 9:42 pm I'm making a cocktail. Bevel 9:42 pm You should put a trap door by the door so you can open it under bot's feet. Res 9:42 pm Drop in ocean :V Then disappear Bloop! Heavy. Whirl 9:42 pm *with all the care of a mad scientist, he hunkers down over the bar and gets mixing* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:42 pm [[That, Bevel, is called a space bridge.]] Windchill 9:42 pm *HAND SHOOTS UP IN THE AIR.* I volunteer to test the trap door. Unless it's a space bridge. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:42 pm *Prowl's been waiting his whole life for this.* Whirl 9:42 pm *adopts his Teacher Voice* Yes, Windchill? Oh. Res 9:43 pm Warpath Whirl 9:43 pm Well, can't help ya there. Windchill 9:43 pm ...You want me to think of a question for you? *His hand is still there, might as well take advantage.* Res 9:43 pm Bzoow! Keheheh. Warpath weird. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:43 pm *Thinks of chains on another tank. Glows about 2 degrees brighter for five seconds.* Bevel 9:43 pm ...mirrors? Primus 9:43 pm *Blinks and looks around. Sort of fell asleep there* Oh, the tank... Windchill 9:43 pm Kinky. Res 9:44 pm Him transform. Run away. Whirl 9:44 pm Nah. I'm good. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:44 pm [[It's not a tank like our kind, Swoop. It's non-sentient.]] Windchill 9:44 pm Well, alrighty then. Bevel 9:44 pm ....trap door Res 9:44 pm Someone else transform. Pick it up and run away. FakeProwl 9:44 pm Trap door. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:44 pm [[Primus.]] Primus 9:44 pm . . ? FakeProwl 9:44 pm ... Either that, or an underground catapult. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:44 pm *He's laughing so much tonight. He's shaking again.* Bevel 9:45 pm *giggles* Whirl 9:45 pm Nukes. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:45 pm [[An underground - a - what.]] Res 9:45 pm Skyfire take Windchill 9:45 pm *Gasps.* FakeProwl 9:45 pm The tank is going to crash land five miles away. Hah! Whirl 9:45 pm *his masterpiece is nearly complete. Anyone near the bar can probably smell the fumes. It smells like a disaster waiting to happen* Primus 9:45 pm *Snickers* Windchill 9:45 pm *So, it smells like Whirl.* Primus 9:45 pm Well. I wake up just for this madness, Windchill 9:45 pm *Delicious.* Res 9:45 pm That trick dumb Just running away Them melt tank next time ItsyBitsySpyers 9:46 pm [[He liked the catapult more.]] Bevel 9:46 pm The building is closer. Whirl 9:46 pm *yep* FakeProwl 9:46 pm So do I. It actually gets rid of the tank. Whirl 9:46 pm *there may or may not be thin curls of vapor rising from it* Res 9:46 pm That not work on Sludge. Him large object. Him get confuse. Ask what happen, where everyone go. Come walk over. Keheh. Windchill 9:47 pm *Scratches his chin, trying to decide if he knows any tanks.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:47 pm *Contemplates having one installed near Dancitron for Tarn reasons* [[The point of that one was a broadcast trick, he thinks. Not a "come walk over" one.]] Windchill 9:47 pm *Nope, no tanks. He's pretty sure.* Whirl 9:47 pm *carefully puts the bottle away, and holds up his glass triumphantly* I think I've outdone myself. Windchill 9:48 pm You're gonna undo yourself with that thing. Bevel 9:48 pm Install a trebuchet. Those are neat. Windchill 9:48 pm Don't worry, I'm here to support you. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:48 pm [[He's absolving himself of responsibility if you poison yourself and melt a hole in your tanks.]] Res 9:48 pm Dinobots buried alive before. Not Swoop. Older Dinobots. Whirl 9:48 pm Your only responsibility--*dryly* Is throwing the party I'm sure everyone'll wanna throw if that happens. FakeProwl 9:48 pm (("our magician might be an illusionist, an actor... OR EVEN A WOMAN" oh shut the fuck up and go away)) Res 9:48 pm Wheeljack save. Windchill 9:49 pm It's called a funeral, Whirl. Whirl 9:49 pm *returns to his seat; the drink smells something like particularly strong coffee mixed with black pepper and a hint of vinegar* Windchill 9:49 pm *GAGS.* Whirl 9:49 pm No funerals. Res 9:49 pm *curls his nose* Whirl 9:49 pm It's on my will, even. Res 9:49 pm *leans closer to sniff at the gross stuff* Windchill 9:49 pm ...You have a will? ItsyBitsySpyers 9:49 pm [[Please, do not purge on his floor again.]] Res 9:50 pm Me Swoop puke here before! Windchill 9:50 pm Yes, it was messy. Res 9:50 pm Yah :> Whirl 9:50 pm All mine, Swoop. Windchill 9:50 pm *Shakes his head.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:50 pm [[Sloppy work.]] Whirl 9:50 pm And yeah, when I was really sick, I ahd to draft up some last wishes. Windchill 9:50 pm Oh, yeah. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:51 pm [[Another bag that isn't a bag, he's sure.]] Res 9:51 pm This dumb way for tying up. Them smash hands. Save time. FakeProwl 9:51 pm Either that or it unzips from the inside. Primus 9:51 pm [FINALLYICANFLYderp FakeProwl 9:51 pm Like the one with the executioner. Whirl 9:51 pm *he holds the drink aloft and takes a nice, long pull, tossing his head back to swallow like a bird* Res 9:51 pm *claps for Whirl* Windchill 9:51 pm *Stares.* Glug, glug, glug, glug! *Chants.* Whirl 9:52 pm That's pretty good. Primus 9:52 pm ... Res 9:52 pm ??? Whirl 9:52 pm Mellower than a gaugebuster, not as spicy. Res 9:52 pm What burning? Primus 9:52 pm of course it is on fire Whirl 9:52 pm Has a nice full flavor, kinda like midgrade. Res 9:52 pm That weird place for gas tank Windchill 9:52 pm Finally, some fire. Bevel 9:52 pm The car did not even get crushed all the way. Res 9:52 pm Inside cab gas tank? FakeProwl 9:53 pm Maybe he slid out the other end of the car and the only thing left in the bag was an automaton. Primus 9:53 pm Or a pre-recorded video Bevel 9:53 pm 😃 Res 9:53 pm This not engineering. Wheeljack engineer. Whirl 9:54 pm They make a big deal about their masked man, but I'm pretty sure the only people who care are the folks who made the show. I bet he's some nobody. Windchill 9:54 pm *Nods.* I certainly don't care. Res 9:54 pm Lots of people have mask for face. Windchill 9:54 pm Um. Res 9:54 pm Wheeljack. Soundwave. Windchill 9:54 pm *Wow.* Whirl 9:54 pm And some of us don't have faces at all. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:54 pm [[He doubts that. The Prestige movie showed that they were protective of their secrets.]] Res 9:54 pm Yah Whirl 9:54 pm *gestures to self* Primus 9:55 pm [creepy Windchill 9:55 pm *That was some visual.* Res 9:55 pm It no big deal Bevel 9:55 pm *could make a much better automaton* FakeProwl 9:55 pm I got half of it. Windchill 9:55 pm These tricks seems expensive. Wasteful. Res 9:56 pm Cremation is fire thing! Swoop can Windchill 9:56 pm Cremation is my only chance of having a smoking hot body. Like Whirl's. Res 9:56 pm Whirl not on fire keheh Windchill 9:56 pm *And so that same jokes rises from the dead in the same night.* *Just...gives Swoop a look.* Whirl 9:57 pm *snorts and takes another long pull* Res 9:57 pm *cocks head* Windchill 9:57 pm *Shakes his head in disbelief.* Res 9:57 pm *is basically sideways* Windchill 9:57 pm Anyway. FakeProwl 9:58 pm He could have slid out the back. Windchill 9:58 pm *He's struggling to not make gas jokes. Someone help him.* ItsyBitsySpyers 9:58 pm *Waits to hear those three special words* Tilisha 9:58 pm gas it up and blow it out~ FakeProwl 9:58 pm The fire might be only on the lid. Res 9:58 pm Keh! That fake too. Body not burn like that. Fast, no big smoke. ItsyBitsySpyers 9:58 pm *That's eight words, Prowl.* Windchill 9:58 pm Yeah, we finally get fire and it doesn't even burn anything! Res 9:59 pm Nuh uh not NEARLY long enough for ASH FakeProwl 10:00 pm *nods* Slid out the back. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:00 pm *Close enough.* Windchill 10:00 pm *Gasps.* FakeProwl 10:00 pm *what three special words? "trap door" is only two.* Windchill 10:00 pm I didn't tell you guys what my spawn did. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:00 pm *Well, he assumed there'd be an "a" in front of it.* FakeProwl 10:00 pm *fair* Res 10:01 pm ((he's a headmaster)) ItsyBitsySpyers 10:01 pm ((LOL)) Whirl 10:01 pm What did she do now? Windchill 10:01 pm Tried to eat somebody. Tilisha 10:01 pm *tries hard to not make an off color joke* Res 10:01 pm That not very sharp. Them see Grimlock teeth. THAT very sharp. Those rounded. FakeProwl 10:01 pm I'd rather not know who the magician is. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:02 pm [[Oh?]] Whirl 10:02 pm Good gal. FakeProwl 10:02 pm I'm sure I won't recognize him and therefore it'll be a letdown. Whirl 10:02 pm A kid after my own spark. Yeah, same, prowl. Windchill 10:02 pm *Nods.* FakeProwl 10:02 pm The big reveal: this unknown magician is, in fact... an unknown magician. Windchill 10:02 pm Had to pry her off of Eros' hand. Res 10:02 pm ((Can we get a new narrator? Thx)) FakeProwl 10:02 pm ((yes plz)) Whirl 10:02 pm ((thirded)) Bevel 10:02 pm [[srsly Tilisha 10:02 pm It's really hard not to make a joke here.... ItsyBitsySpyers 10:03 pm ((I really wish I could change the narration y'all.)) Windchill 10:03 pm *SPITS.* Whirl 10:03 pm ((it's not your fault!)) Tilisha 10:03 pm they're making it so hard... Whirl 10:03 pm Ah. Tried to eat that, did she? Windchill 10:03 pm P-penetrating. Well. She bit it. Res 10:03 pm Blood? 😕 ItsyBitsySpyers 10:03 pm *That would be easy to reproduce. Just get a phase shifter.* FakeProwl 10:03 pm They're all real except for the ones that would go through her. Those retract as they touch her back. Bevel 10:03 pm Yeah! Windchill 10:03 pm Latched on like, in Riot's words, a leech. Whirl 10:03 pm *just get impaled, you'll live* FakeProwl 10:04 pm There are fakes inside of the wall that protrude. Tilisha 10:04 pm GOD FUC! one of you's gotta make a joke now XD Windchill 10:05 pm Please. Tilisha 10:05 pm i'm dying here. Res 10:05 pm Her not even scream or blood Bad trick Windchill 10:05 pm Yeah yeah, dildo, that's the joke. Whirl 10:05 pm What? About spikes? Res 10:06 pm There lots easier ways to dead 😕 ItsyBitsySpyers 10:06 pm [[We still have burying and flames in the air to go.]] Windchill 10:06 pm Why don't we just punch him? FakeProwl 10:06 pm ... How well was the masked man walking? Maybe it's a mannequin that was being guided by the others. Windchill 10:06 pm No tricks, just flat out punch him. Res 10:07 pm Gun, forehead. No trick. All done, bye. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:07 pm [[Then you have no more magician, Swoop.]] Res 10:07 pm Get BETTER magician! Windchill 10:07 pm No loss, indeed. Res 10:07 pm All magician FIGHT then BEST magician left Whirl 10:08 pm *gets chugging; he needs to get drunk fast and sips too slow* Windchill 10:08 pm A magic battle would be way cooler. FakeProwl 10:08 pm *got the concept, if not the exact details* Windchill 10:09 pm No. Res 10:09 pm No Windchill 10:09 pm JINX. You owe me a punch in the face. Res 10:10 pm Kay! *rears back to punch* Windchill 10:10 pm *Waits for it as innocently as you please, almost as if he doesn't know it's coming.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:10 pm [[If they were Cybertronian, he'd assume it was a bridge.]] Windchill 10:10 pm I'm ready. FakeProwl 10:10 pm Temporary trap door. Whirl 10:10 pm *finished, setting his drink down and turning to watch* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:10 pm [[To where? He's buried.]] Res 10:11 pm *throws all his weight into cracking Windchill in the side of the head* FakeProwl 10:11 pm No. Space bridge—temporary trap door. Windchill 10:11 pm DOOF. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:11 pm *Ohhhh. Huffs. Yes, good.* Res 10:11 pm Kehhhehehehh Windchill 10:11 pm *Wobbles.* Tilisha 10:11 pm without knowing this is a magic trick, the narration could be taken as a bad fanfiction. Res 10:11 pm Swoop win Windchill 10:12 pm Owie. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:12 pm [[The narration could be taken as many bad things.]] Windchill 10:12 pm He's beating me up! Whirl 10:12 pm *toasts windchill with his empty glass* You literally asked for it. Windchill 10:12 pm *Raises his arms to shield his head and legs into the chair to cower.* Res 10:12 pm *cackles* Windchill 10:12 pm Please, have mercy! *Hit him again, in other words.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:13 pm *Wonders if he'll be in the vehicle.* Primus 10:13 pm ... Res 10:13 pm *unlike Soundwave, cannot read minds and considers this a battle won* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:13 pm ((They're telling the truth about past deaths btw. Someone fucked it up just a few years before this show.)) Windchill 10:13 pm (( Goodness. )) Res 10:13 pm *plops on his butt and pulls out his remaining rations to nibble and hopefully witness a death* FakeProwl 10:14 pm ... secret tunnel? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:14 pm ((These people are 3000x braver than I will ever be)) [[Hm. A good idea.]] Windchill 10:14 pm *Stretches back to sit in his seat like a normal person, defeated.* FakeProwl 10:15 pm He probably escaped during the digging and stood to the side as they dumped in the dirt. Whirl 10:15 pm *staring at his empty glass* Windchill 10:15 pm I couldn't do that. I'd die. Probably. Res 10:15 pm Probably! Windchill 10:15 pm I don't do well in underground spaces. Res 10:15 pm Me Swoop live in cave Windchill 10:15 pm Me too, kinda. Whirl 10:15 pm You live underground. FakeProwl 10:16 pm Trap door. Res 10:16 pm ((Do you know how the person who died fucked up, cro?)) Windchill 10:16 pm *Shrugs.* Doesn't mean I do well. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:17 pm ((Usually the people who do it, try it without coffins for some stupidass reason. They get crushed or can't get out in time.)) Whirl 10:17 pm Faor. ...Fair. Just cos you live smewhere, doesn't mean you have to like it. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:17 pm ((And a few have had to be dug up in emergency.)) Windchill 10:17 pm Yeah. I'm getting better at it. Whirl 10:17 pm At what, 'zactly? Windchill 10:18 pm I can walk downstairs with my optics open now! *That's an achievement okay?!* And not backwards. And by myself. Most days. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:18 pm [[Door.]] Res 10:18 pm KEHHEHEHH Dead Fire and fall Whirl 10:18 pm So, getting better at... dealing with it, you mean? Res 10:18 pm Dead Windchill 10:18 pm Yes. Whirl 10:19 pm *toasts him with his empty glass again0--MMMM looking away now* Res 10:19 pm Wheeljack do that keheheh not purpose, accident FakeProwl 10:19 pm Fake thumb. Whirl 10:19 pm *gonna stare straight down at the bottom of his glass* Obviously. Windchill 10:21 pm *Fakes a yawn.* I'm ready to be terrified. Tilisha 10:21 pm *hands whirl popsicles* Whirl 10:21 pm ...*sloowoly swivels his helm at look at the popsicles* How the hell am I supposed to eat that, you idiot? Windchill 10:22 pm *Snorts.* FakeProwl 10:22 pm ... Why does the magician have to suffocate for two minutes during the coffin trick? Windchill 10:22 pm (( I almost typed snots. )) FakeProwl 10:22 pm Why can't he put an air tube in his mouth that leads into the hidden room? Tilisha 10:22 pm wait for them to melt, then slurp it up. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:22 pm [[They would see the tube while he was walking around, he thinks.]] Windchill 10:22 pm Flaming spikes? Wow. I'm gonna remember that one. FakeProwl 10:22 pm He can take it out before he climbs out of the dirt. Whirl 10:22 pm What, off the table? You making FUN of me? Tilisha 10:23 pm nope~ they're in the little plastic tubes. Windchill 10:23 pm *Forget the spikes, he's gonna watch Whirl now.* FakeProwl 10:23 pm And before he goes into the coffin, he doesn't need the tube. He can stick it in his mouth after he leaves the coffin. Whirl 10:23 pm Keep it. Tilisha 10:23 pm okies~ ItsyBitsySpyers 10:23 pm [[True. Perhaps they've thought of that by now.]] Whirl 10:23 pm *eyes her suspiciously; he still thinks she's trying to make fun of him* FakeProwl 10:24 pm Well, he's clearly not on that board. Res 10:24 pm KEHEHHEHHHHEHHEHE Tilisha 10:24 pm if you want, you can throw it at someone. FakeProwl 10:24 pm I wasn't paying attention as they attached him, he probably rolled off the table somewhere. Whirl 10:24 pm No. *makes a shooing motion* FakeProwl 10:25 pm Trap door. Tilisha 10:25 pm *is shooes away* Bevel 10:25 pm Trap door! Whirl 10:25 pm I don't take gifts from Cons, anyway. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:25 pm *He would sell so many drinks if he made this into a drinking game.* Windchill 10:25 pm *Except Windchill.* Whirl 10:25 pm *you don't count* Windchill 10:25 pm *Fair.* Tilisha 10:25 pm *makes frowny face* FakeProwl 10:25 pm Of course it's really gasoline! It's in gasoline canisters. I thought he was being sarcastic about the water. Windchill 10:26 pm His voice is such a dull drone it's hard to tell. FakeProwl 10:26 pm *oh right. most people rely on tone.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:26 pm [[No, no. The different canister colors mean things to humans.]] Res 10:27 pm What magician code? Whirl 10:27 pm Who wants to make bets. I bet he'd nobody I recognize. Tilisha 10:27 pm *noms on popsicle in the corner* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:27 pm [[They know red is gasoline. They probably believe blue means water.]] Windchill 10:27 pm I'll bet you my whole butt. Whirl 10:27 pm ...of course, I don't know any magicians except for The Amazing Randi and Penn and Teller. I'll take that bet. I also bet my whole butt. Windchill 10:28 pm Okay. A butt for a butt. Butt buddies. Tilisha 10:28 pm XD Res 10:28 pm sooouuundwave Whirl 10:28 pm Of course, I don't have much of one to offer. Res 10:28 pm all you movies talk talk talky forever talk No fight Whirl 10:28 pm I'm not suffering under any delusions that I have a butt. Windchill 10:29 pm I'll take whatever butt you've got. Assuming I win. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:29 pm [[Try Blurr's if you want more death and fighting.]] Res 10:29 pm Me Swoop want see Bird 😶 Windchill 10:29 pm Or we could go watch fighting movies later. Res 10:30 pm Bird better than talky movie Bird better than action movie Whirl 10:30 pm No idea. Your butt is mine. Windchill 10:30 pm *Snickers.* I owe you a butt. A whole butt. Whirl 10:30 pm Ohh. Windchill 10:30 pm My butt, specifically. Whirl 10:30 pm You know. I'll give you a bit of wiggle room. Give me A BUTT. Doesn't have to be yours. I'll let you kno w when it's accepted. Windchill 10:31 pm ...You are suggesting that I steal someone else's butt? What's wrong with my butt? Res 10:31 pm Him face boring. Mask better. Whirl 10:31 pm It really belongs to Riot. FakeProwl 10:31 pm ... Well, I was right. I didn't know who he was. Interesting philosophy, though. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:31 pm [[Agreed.]] Windchill 10:31 pm My butt belongs to MEEEEE. Or, well. It used to, before I lost it in a bet. Tilisha 10:32 pm *scoots off to the side* Res 10:32 pm Soundwave, where Bird? Bevel 10:32 pm That was fun. Whirl 10:32 pm It belongs to Riot. One hundred percent. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:32 pm [[Working, as usual.]] Windchill 10:32 pm ...How much is a hundred percent? Whirl 10:32 pm My butt's still free. Free as the wind Windchill 10:33 pm Is that like all of it. Res 10:33 pm Swoop can work with Bird? :< Primus 10:33 pm [hey sneeeeek Whirl 10:33 pm Yep. Primus 10:33 pm [can I suggest a sooong? Windchill 10:33 pm *Wails.* Whirl 10:33 pm *streeetches* Tilisha 10:33 pm *is still trying to resist making wiseCRACKS about butts and wind* Whirl 10:33 pm ... *but pauses because of the fish* Windchill 10:34 pm Cool. Like sniper fish. FakeProwl 10:34 pm Huh. Water gun. Res 10:34 pm KEHEHHEHHEHEH Windchill 10:34 pm I've seen them in documentaries before. Res 10:34 pm Fish beat up insecticon FakeProwl 10:34 pm ... VERY impressive. Whirl 10:34 pm Kinda cool. Tilisha 10:34 pm fishies~ Windchill 10:35 pm *squints at Swoop, albeit briefly.* FakeProwl 10:35 pm What's the name of this fish, again? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:35 pm [[Archer fish.]] Windchill 10:35 pm Archerfish? Res 10:35 pm Soundwave move and glow Whirl 10:35 pm Oh, a worm. Res 10:35 pm fish shoot soundwave Whirl 10:35 pm Oh god. Windchill 10:35 pm Wait, so if I stand by one of these rivers I can get shot in the face? Tilisha 10:35 pm cute worm~ Whirl 10:35 pm Looks like of like your girl. FakeProwl 10:35 pm Archer fish. *next time tarantulas asks what prowl would want to be if he were a chimeracon, that's what he's saying.* *ballistics expert indeed.* Windchill 10:35 pm Mine is cuter. Whirl 10:35 pm Holy-- Well. Tilisha 10:36 pm *is biting fist to try and avoid jokes* OMFG Windchill 10:36 pm ...She can't make a projectile mess like that, though. Whirl 10:36 pm Not yet. Tilisha 10:36 pm holy fuc! Windchill 10:36 pm Not yet. Tilisha 10:36 pm i'm dying here. Whirl 10:36 pm Well. Windchill 10:37 pm Please, die then. Tilisha 10:37 pm dying of laughter Res 10:37 pm That pretty good way to die Exploding better Windchill 10:37 pm Yeah, gotta go out in style. And having a good time. Whirl 10:37 pm Hey. Reminds me of Trouble. Windchill 10:38 pm Wow. Almost as hot as Whirl. Bevel 10:38 pm Cool. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:38 pm [[Impressive.]] Whirl 10:39 pm *snorts* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:39 pm [[Who had a music suggestion, again?]] Whirl 10:39 pm You're never gonna let that go, are ya. Windchill 10:39 pm Not tonight. Primus 10:39 pm [Snek. :3 Windchill 10:39 pm The mantis shrimp is cool, too. FakeProwl 10:39 pm *prowl supposes he's glad for whirl and windchill that they're so into each other, but they really aren't subtle about it, are they.* Whirl 10:40 pm *PFFT* Well. It's been fun. Thanks for the show, Soundwave. Res 10:40 pm Soundwave Whirl 10:40 pm *he was hoping that the drink would cheer him up, but he's feeling kinda low, now; best to do these things out of the public eye* Res 10:40 pm Swoop want play with Bird :< ItsyBitsySpyers 10:40 pm [[Quite welcome, Whirl.]] Windchill 10:40 pm It punches so hard it kills things instantly. Tilisha 10:40 pm it really have been fun~ Res 10:40 pm :< :< :< Whirl 10:40 pm See you losers later. And tell me what Ravage wants in exchange for the drink. Res 10:41 pm Not thaaaaaaaaaaaat bird ItsyBitsySpyers 10:41 pm [[Very well.]] Windchill 10:41 pm Byeeee sucker. Res 10:41 pm That wrong bird :< Whirl 10:41 pm *turns and trots on out* Windchill 10:42 pm *Watches the butt he lost go.* *Goodbye, dear butt.* Is this a tongue marathon? Res 10:43 pm Keh! Me Swoop go FIND Bird. Windchill 10:43 pm I feel personally attacked. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:44 pm [[It is a whatever he can remember hearing about marathon. Or whatever others suggest.]] FakeProwl 10:44 pm ... Hm. I suppose humans wouldn't know what it's like to see in two directions at once, would they. Windchill 10:44 pm *Points into the air, imperiously.* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:44 pm [[Likely not.]] Windchill 10:44 pm Mantis shrimp! Res 10:44 pm *wanders off, a pterodatyl on a mission* ItsyBitsySpyers 10:45 pm *Quietly hopes Swoop does not find Bird. She's on A Mission. He'll have to send her to hang out with Swoop afterward.* Windchill 10:45 pm Such talent. Res 10:45 pm ((l8r)) FakeProwl 10:45 pm *is not going to ask for a video about a tarantula.* Bevel 10:45 pm Mleh Windchill 10:45 pm *No beetles either.* Primus 10:46 pm Heh... Sleeping hummingbird Make even Laserbeak jealous she isn't that adorable when sleeping ItsyBitsySpyers 10:46 pm [[If she were here, she would inform you that she is always adorable, awake or recharging.]] Primus 10:47 pm True. Sleeping hummingbirds that snore, however. FakeProwl 10:47 pm *tries to think of something to share* Primus 10:47 pm Are something to be reckoned with Windchill 10:48 pm *Chants shrimp, shrimp, shrimp.* (( Versus piranha what. No. )) ...This is not a punching video. But the colours are cool too. Windchill 10:50 pm That's a lot of years, right? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:51 pm [[Two of him, he believes.]] *Nods to Prowl* Windchill 10:51 pm I don't know what that means. FakeProwl 10:51 pm What? *wasn't paying attention* ... Did they say something about ten million years? ItsyBitsySpyers 10:52 pm [[The cheetah has held Earth's living land speed record for ten million years, at 75 miles per hour.]] [[Windchill asked if that was a long time.]] FakeProwl 10:52 pm Ah. Windchill 10:53 pm Fast. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:53 pm [[Quite. He wonders if Blurr can turn like that.]] Primus 10:55 pm [asld that was suddenly loud ItsyBitsySpyers 10:56 pm ((sorry)) Primus 10:57 pm [-shakes fist as video- [I swear some are ALWAYS louder than others Windchill 10:58 pm *Stretches.* I'm out. ItsyBitsySpyers 10:59 pm *Nods.* [[Farewell. Try to find your creation a teething object.]] Windchill 10:59 pm Besides her uncle? FakeProwl 10:59 pm *... an object with teeth protruding from it?* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:00 pm [[Yes. Something less... alive... to chew on.]] Windchill 11:00 pm I'll think of something. Getting her to let go is my responsibility anyway, it seems. *He's not sure why. Smaller hands, maybe, more charisma, likely.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:02 pm *Maybe he isn't as tasty?* Windchill 11:02 pm *Possible. He also have more experience with sparklings than...almost anyone.* *points* Rhino. And antelope. Cool. Okay, I'm going. Got enough wild animals at home. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:03 pm [[Good luck taming.]] Windchill 11:03 pm *Rolls onto his feet.* Eh, not taming. Bye, punks. *He go.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:06 pm *Pulls his legs up onto the sofa and settles in. He'll be enjoying the music if anyone needs him for anything.* FakeProwl 11:08 pm *... almost pulls his legs up as well—but there are still other visitors, aren't there?* Bevel 11:10 pm *is gonna leave now actually* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:10 pm *Nods goodbye* *Mentally nudges at Primus. Has he lapsed back into one of his godly sleeps over there?* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:12 pm *...Doesn't know why he thinks that matters. It's Primus. They're on his surface. Prods Prowl with his foot.* FakeProwl 11:13 pm *glances at* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:15 pm [[You were good at working out how those illusions functioned. And he remembers the silica story. It is... he admires your skill.]] Withdraws foot. [[It reminds him that he still owes you a paint chip.]] ItsyBitsySpyers 11:21 pm ((also i'm counting his brackets just bc idk if primus is still here or not, if they're not, assume it was a text equivalent)) Primus 11:21 pm Hrm? FakeProwl 11:21 pm ((works for me. implied txt)) Primus 11:21 pm [hi, what'd I miss [hunting boxing in wow ItsyBitsySpyers 11:22 pm ((not much, just them two curled up on a couch. mostly done)) FakeProwl 11:22 pm ... Ah. *looks down at his hands* I—thank you. *He should say something back. Return the compliment, somehow. There was plenty to compliment. His patience, his brilliance, his ability to work out encryptions in days that had Prowl stumped for months—* Primus 11:22 pm [snugglebugs FakeProwl 11:22 pm *oh, thank—well, thank Primus, apparently. for waking up. it saved Prowl from having to think up a reply.* Primus 11:23 pm *Looks over at the pair. Cute* FakeProwl 11:23 pm *GONNA. SIT UP A LITTLE STRAIGHTER. and act like he's paying very close attention to the video.* *ah yes look at that human in the baggy brown-gray suit bob vaguely* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:25 pm *Quiet huffing* (txt): Primus sees, knows much. Secret not secret. Recommendation: relax. Primus 11:26 pm *Honestly Prowl. Like you need to act in front of him. He's the one who should be doing that with all the "bad" answers he's given from his own frustrations* FakeProwl 11:26 pm «But we're being WATCHED.» «There's a wide gulf between being known about and being actively observed.» ItsyBitsySpyers 11:27 pm *Considers this.* Primus 11:27 pm *Half tempted to be OBSERVATION INTENSIFIES to be that aft* *Soundwave can throw something at him for that* FakeProwl 11:27 pm «Did Decepticons not speak more freely when they weren't in your presence even though they all knew that you were listening?» ItsyBitsySpyers 11:28 pm (txt): Point understood. *Soundwave turns to Primus and dips his helm.* [[If it does not offend, he requests privacy.]] FakeProwl 11:30 pm *slowly stares at Soundwave* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:30 pm *...What?* Primus 11:30 pm *Privacy to "shoo" privacy or just "ignore us" privacy?* FakeProwl 11:31 pm You just kicked out god for me. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:31 pm *Of the leaving them to their own devices sort. These moments are uncommon. He will come see the Well soon to make up for it.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:34 pm *Soundwave tilts his helm. He supposes so.* [[He thought it a polite request, not a boot. Was he wrong?]] *There goes Prowl's point, right over his helm. Nyoom.* FakeProwl 11:35 pm No, no, I mean—yes—it was a polite request. *I* thought so, at least. Primus 11:35 pm *Chuckles and gets up. Stretching, he gave the pair of them a bow* Recharge well, you two. ItsyBitsySpyers 11:36 pm *Tiny tiny tiny huge flood of gratitude broadcast in Primus' direction. He'll make good on that visit.* FakeProwl 11:36 pm *nods politely* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:36 pm [[Thank you.]] FakeProwl 11:37 pm *apparently Primus thought it was polite too. good.* Primus 11:38 pm *No rush, Soundwave. Enjoy your time with Prowl and vice versa. He'd send a soothing wave to Prowl too, but, best not invade Prowl's space* [and awaaaay I go to throw limitless back on tv. x3 see you two FakeProwl 11:39 pm ((night!)) ItsyBitsySpyers 11:39 pm ((night! thank you for coming 😃 *sends an ask later* )) Primus 11:40 pm [Thank Blaster for inviting me. I'm, like, never on tumblr anymore. >n>;;; ItsyBitsySpyers 11:40 pm ((ooh! will do 😃 )) Primus 11:40 pm [workworkwork FakeProwl 11:41 pm I'm just—flattered. That you prioritize my company so highly. *humor tag* Primus 11:41 pm [As I leave, I imagined mechs doing this in the bar, ahaa ItsyBitsySpyers 11:41 pm ((LOL)) ItsyBitsySpyers 11:43 pm *Takes a second or two to work out why. What's so weird about wanting Prowl to be c-- oh. Oh, yes. The whole god thing. ... He wonders if that goes against his prioritization list.* *...Probably not. Primus wasn't actively in danger.* FakeProwl 11:44 pm *Prowl's mainly amused. but he IS a little flattered.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:47 pm (txt): Primus: always here. *Gesture to ground.* (txt): Prowl: not. Also, Soundwave not Primus' companion. That, blasphemy. #humor FakeProwl 11:49 pm Hf. Is it? ItsyBitsySpyers 11:51 pm *Slight shrug.* (txt): Unknown. Assumed. Regardless, Primus: not personal interest, attachment source. *He has the feeling he killed the humor somehow. Looks up at the ceiling.* FakeProwl 11:51 pm Hm. ... Somebody needs to tell Astrotrain. *... #humor* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:52 pm *Sloooooowly looks back down at Prowl* *...Smiley on visor. Tiny huff.* FakeProwl 11:52 pm *slowly looks back at. quick smile.* ItsyBitsySpyers 11:54 pm *Content rumble.* FakeProwl 11:58 pm *... now that they're alone, pulls his knees up to his chest and wraps his arms around them.* Yesterday FakeProwl 11:58 pm *and leans on soundwave.* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:01 am *Wraps arm around and leans back. If Prowl wants to talk, they can talk; if not, he'll probably stay like that until he snoozes.* FakeProwl 12:04 am *leans on EVEN MORE* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:05 am *...Test pull toward the side?* FakeProwl 12:07 am *lets himself be pulled* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:10 am *Yes, good. Prowl's gonna get nuzzled hard before Soundwave collapses back and stretches out. Come, you.* (txt): Perhaps next time, Prowl discovers object: apartment berth reveal switch. (txt): Space comfort level: higher. FakeProwl 12:12 am *uncurls enough to lay down with Soundwave* Mm. A proper berth. It sounds nice. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:15 am (txt): Confirmed. Soundwave tested. Similar design example: berth in traded post self-service image. *Something about his statement causes him to huff again. He settles back into quiet not long after though* FakeProwl 12:16 am *thinks about that a moment.* *... quiet engine rev.* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:16 am (txt): Prowl approved. Pleasing. FakeProwl 12:17 am Very much approved. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:21 am (txt): Then second possibility: other hidden spots uncovered during switch location process. (txt): Until then, Prowl, Soundwave: rest. FakeProwl 12:22 am *slides hand to rest lightly on Soundwave's chest* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:23 am *Watches it. As long as it doesn't try to dig in over the big glowing spot he'll rumble again.* FakeProwl 12:24 am *no, it's just going to rest there* ... I wish I could feel this better. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:26 am *Gonna try to rest a hand on Prowl's side. He's not certain where else is okay to touch, and all.* (txt): ...Soon. FakeProwl 12:27 am *optics dim. is it?* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:27 am *He's trying to make it so.* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:33 am *Light rubbing of the spot under his thumb.* (txt): Maintain hope. Watch. Seize opportunity, when presented. *Moves his arm (thank you long limbs) and touches the chin block that still fascinates him instead* (txt): Prowl: worth patience before, now, later. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:34 am *And that is dangerously close to his current expression limits, so he'll go quiet again.* FakeProwl 12:36 am *face screws up for a moment. he forcefully smooths it out again* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:36 am *...He must have said something wrong. Puts his hand away, back at his own side.* FakeProwl 12:37 am I—wish I didn't—cost so much patience. No, no, don't— *he reaches for Soundwave's hand again* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:38 am *Will let him have it, if he wants it.* (txt): Soundwave also costs. FakeProwl 12:39 am *tries to tug Soundwave's hand back to its original position* ItsyBitsySpyers 12:40 am *Side or chin? Doesn't matter. He'll follow, now that he can see he's not ruined something (too much).* FakeProwl 12:41 am *side* FakeProwl 12:43 am Not nearly as much as I cost. I know what I've been like. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:54 am (txt): Not competition. *Gentle squeeze.* (txt): This, passing event. Partial familiarity, understanding, source: deployer losses. Function desire lost after last incident. Medical intervention required. Pain... warping. That, known. (txt): Recent behaviors: piece, not whole. Admission: difficult. Still worthwhile. ItsyBitsySpyers 12:57 am *Neither of them have tried to kill themselves or each other. For him, that's a miracle.* FakeProwl 1:00 am *He says it's not a competition, and then he pulls out something thousands of times worse than—* *No. It isn't a competition. He moves his hand from Soundwave's chest to his waist, pulling him closer and holding him tighter.* Why did you change your mind about functioning. *Which he realizes is as good as an open admission that he hasn't changed his.* ItsyBitsySpyers 1:22 am *He wasn't expecting that, but he won't try to wriggle out of it. He will, in fact, return it. And try not to crush the avatar to pieces. He's been wanting to do that since Prowl started his downward slide. More so now that he has that almost open admission.* (txt): ...Initial reason: denied choice. Spark preserved despite failure assurance attempt. (txt):When conscious again, Laserbeak presence remembered. Soundwave recalled chosen role: protect, assist, guide. (txt): Repeat failure, target: other deployers... painful, exhausting, disheartening, similar. Pattern noted, probability duty failed again: high. However, Laserbeak needs: protection, assistance, guidance. Laserbeak, self abandonment: unwanted, impossible. (txt): Soundwave: imperfect. That, accepted. All other failures kept close, remembered well. Maintained hope: Soundwave learns, performs role better. Occasional errors noted. However, Laserbeak protected. Now, others. Soundwave: content. Self-termination: undesired, -- unnecessary. FakeProwl 1:25 am *So. Ultimately, because somebody needed him; and because even after everything, he could still perform his original function.* *Prowl's expression doesn't change.* ... I'm glad you stayed. ItsyBitsySpyers 1:26 am *Soundwave would argue that at the time, he wasn't sure he could. The point was that he tried to do it anyway.* FakeProwl 1:28 am *he had no choice but to try to do it anyway; Laserbeak depended on it.* *Prowl has no choice but to NOT try.* ItsyBitsySpyers 1:29 am [][][]I'm glad you stayed.[][][] *Sometimes Prowl's expressionlessness confuses him. He has no idea if this has helped any. Maybe he's made it worse. He doesn't know. But he doesn't have anything else, damn it.* FakeProwl 1:30 am *it confuses most people* ItsyBitsySpyers 1:30 am *Despite his determination to learn how to read past it without telepathy, was meant.* ItsyBitsySpyers 1:32 am *Anyway, Prowl missed the first thing Soundwave said if he thought Soundwave had no choice. He told Prowl he blatantly tried to ignore Laserbeak's needs and die.* FakeProwl 1:33 am *he didn't mess it. it just isn't relevant because it doesn't have to do with Soundwave's choice.* ItsyBitsySpyers 1:35 am *It absolutely does. If he hadn't been revived against his will it would have been his _only_ choice. The decision to help Laserbeak came after he was prevented from going through with it.* *But that's an argument that's going to circle itself.* *Not that it's actually being argued. Narration.* FakeProwl 1:37 am *Prowl doesn't want to know why Soundwave didn't die. He wants to know why he decided he wanted to live.* *What he found that was worth it.* ItsyBitsySpyers 1:38 am (txt): ...Apology delivered. Perhaps Soundwave extends self past boundaries again. FakeProwl 1:38 am No. You didn't. FakeProwl 1:39 am ... Why do you think you did? What did I do? ItsyBitsySpyers 1:46 am (txt): Emotional confession dislike remembered. Those-- *Resigned puff.* (txt): Personal. Main concern: Prowl's well-being. If unhelpful, then inappropriate. FakeProwl 1:46 am ... I *asked* you for one. ItsyBitsySpyers 1:47 am (txt): After original mention. FakeProwl 1:51 am Would I have asked for more if the first mention had been past acceptable boundaries? ... I apologize. That was— That sounded... I'M the one that's out of bounds, if either of us are. I'm... /emoting/ everywhere. *he should let go and leave soundwave alone. for a moment, his embrace wavers. then it tightens even more.* ItsyBitsySpyers 1:54 am (txt): Prowl needs. Cannot contain all. Should not. *Tightens back. Please, don't go.* FakeProwl 1:55 am That doesn't mean you should deal with it. ItsyBitsySpyers 1:57 am (txt): Then other frustration outlet found after rest. Stay. FakeProwl 1:58 am ... I'm not leaving yet. ItsyBitsySpyers 1:59 am *Small nod. Good.* ItsyBitsySpyers 2:00 am *Where's the hand that was on him? He's gonna move it to his visor for a second.* FakeProwl 2:01 am *Strokes thumb along the edge of Soundwave's visor.* ItsyBitsySpyers 2:05 am *Contemplates an affection ping. On the one hand, it might be too much after earlier. On the other hand, he'd rather Prowl know he hasn't changed his mind.* *...Yeah. He'll risk it for the second.* *Ping.* FakeProwl 2:09 am *Face almost screws up again. Forces it back to neutral—albeit a strained neutral—and shuts his optics tight. But he tilts Soundwave's face toward his, and leans in to tap their helms together.* *Ping. Ping. Ping.* ItsyBitsySpyers 2:12 am *He doesn't know what the tightly shut optics mean, but for once in his life he doesn't have it in him to ask. He'll just take (and return) the tap and the pings for what they seem to be and leave his mind there for now.* FakeProwl 2:23 am *At any rate, Prowl is still here. That's what matters.* ItsyBitsySpyers 2:31 am *Agreed. And as long as that holds true, Soundwave will slowly slide off into recharge with that hand back where it was and his own clutching Prowl close, albeit mostly through the power of an arm gone dead weight and not a tight grip.* FakeProwl 2:34 am *Prowl's hand eventually slides from Soundwave's visor back to his chest, and then back to wrap tightly around his waist. He's not sleeping. Not even dozing. But he's not going to leave, either. At least not tonight.*