#im not stalling from organizing im not stalling from organizing im Not-

[rambunctioustoons]

how we doing out here tonight gamers !!! ✨

[charlesf1leclerc]

Summary- one day your whole world turns upside down and where will your lives go from here 

Warnings: childbirth, teen pregnancy 

A/N- this is inspired by the stab series bump. Not exactly the same but wanted to give a nod to my inspiration. Also I’m so inspired right now ahh!

Today started as a regular school day, I woke up , placed my uniform on , packed my lunch and left. Another day , final year, then I'm free , no more highschool. I worked hard, I got good grades , I had a small group of friends , my life is organized , put together and I know where I'm going. 

I walked down the sidewalk, down my usual route. Today we had an oral presentation. 25% of our final grade , I knew my points were thought out , I was prepared , I got this, I had no nerves. A cramping sensation fills my stomach again. This had been happening since I woke up sporadically, it would come and go for a few seconds but now they were getting further apart and more painful. I warped my hands around my lower body, the pain went away and I kept walking. Upon entering the gates , my ears were filled with the noise of highschool students like every morning. Girls gossiping, boys …. Being boys. The pain had gotten slightly worse on my way over , but again came and went. 

An arm wrapped around my shoulder. 

“ Morning girl” Madison enthused

“ Morning” 

“ Stop being so uptight you are going to smash this “ She nudged me 

“ I’m not , I just don’t feel well ok “ I shrugged back 

“ don’t tell me your nervous “ Mad’s smirked

“ no of course not” I shot back 

Maybe it was nerves, but I never get nervous , something was up. 

As I walked further to my locker the pain came back, it was like hell. I felt like I was going to die. This was not normal. The pain hit me so hard, I began to feel dizzy and then something built up in my throat. 

My locker door slammed closed and I ran to the nearest bathroom leaving Maddie and my locker very confused. 

Upon reaching the girls bathroom I ran into the nearest stall and slammed the door closed, kneeling down by the bowl and pouring out the vomit that rose from my throat. Something was wrong. The pain was intense, the vomit. This was not nerves.  

“ Y/N!” Madison yelled, hearing her footsteps come into the bathroom. 

I didn't reply. Vomiting again

“ I’m really worried, are you ok? “ 

I couldn’t reply so I left her un answered

“ I’m going to get someone!” 

That was best , I ‘m scared , this feels like death , something was not ok. 

Within moments a teacher had also entered the bathroom. Crawling under the bathroom stall door to get to me and seeing my state. 

Paramedics were called and before I knew it I was whisked away into the back of a ambulance, displayed to the whole school, I would be embarrassed later but right now I couldn’t take on anymore. 

Sweat dripped from my forehead and the pain was unbearable as we drove down the road. 

The paramedics tended to me , feeling my stomach, attached to wires. 

“ Ok y/n your baby is coming now im going to need you to push” He spoke 

Baby? Baby! BABY!

I was not pregnant. This was a mistake, people know when they are pregnant , I did and don’t know that I am pregnant , well was in a few moments time if a baby comes out. 

“ No I'm , I'm not having a baby!” 

“ I assure you , you are.. Did you not know?” he inquired 

“NO!” 

Did this seem like a person who knew they were having a baby, I don’t even look pregnant how can  a baby fit in there. 

“ you’re going to have to push anyway don’t focus on anything else” 

The pain was unbearable. He cut at the bottom of my skirt , to allow access and I pushed. I didn’t think I just did. 

Hours later 

“ A baby” my mum spoke from beside my bed in the hospital looking at the tiny creature next to me. “ Why didn’t you tell me y/n/n”

“ I didn’t know” I spoke emotionless

She sighed and looked away towards the door as the nurse walked in. 

‘ Everything looks good on both of your charts” she spoke chipley. “ Y/n there is some counseling we recommend to women who had a cryptic pregnancy, and to people of your age” 

I rolled my eyes and my mum took the paper. 

“ Thank you” my mum spoke up and the nurse left the room 

“ I don't want it” I looked to my mum

“ counseling would be good sweetie” 

“ No i don’t want the baby” 

My mum sighed “ Babies can be wonderful she may teach you some things, and shouldn’t this be a conversation we have with the father and his family first” 

“ I can’t raise a baby, I won’t “ 

And i didnt even want to start on the father talk I couldn’t think about that 

“ Who is the father? “ my mum asked

“ I don’t know” i bluntly replied

She wasn’t convinced but let me be for now. 

It later came that adoption can not happen until 30 days after the birth as the mother is not in a state to decide properly. 

“ 30 days , we have to take her home for 30 days!” I squeaked

“You can last sweetie get time to bond to see if this is what you really want” She smiled looking at the baby again, easy for her to say. I’m 17 and I can't raise a baby. 

How did I get here….

Dad Pov

It was just another day at school. My life was boring, karting, school back home with my siblings, dad and stepmom and repeat. At school I had it all but in life I had nothing. I wasn’t sure about where I was going to go after school, I didn’t even really want to continue school. 

It was currently later in the afternoon. I was sitting on the bench at lunch time as I waited for the others to join me. 

Lost in my thoughts. Leo came over and slammed himself down on the top of the table next to me snapping me out of my head.

“Sup,dude” we fist bumped my head still remaining straight ahead.

“You hear about that y/n girl?” He asked looking at me.

Y/n the one person I was not into talking about today. I had seen her being taken away in an ambulance today but had not yet heard what really went down.

“ yeah , crazy “ I mumbled 

“ yeah apparently she had a baby” 

What everything faded had I just heard him right

“ what?” I snapped to look at him

“ yeah  she hid it pretty well , she didn’t even know apparently” he nodded placing his food in his mouth.

She didn’t even look pregnant, how could she not of known. 

“ Wonder who the father is? You think it’s someone from here?” He intriguingly asked

I was just as curious, my hands began to sweat, surely one night could not have caused all this. It can’t be me!

A/N- ahhhh stay tuned and also vote on who you want the father to be 😉

[saintzweig]

I need your thoughts on frat boy!patrick but with sorority girl!reader bc i just KNOW they’d be the power couple— patrick would most definitely get his pledges to run errands for his girl bc you’re a busy queen! you’ve got shit to do, hell he’s probably gotten them to do your homework for you (because patrick wants more time to spend with you and also more time to fuck you)

also, the idea of patrick going to a sorority formal makes me giggle bc I have a feeling he hates suits but GOD you’re obsessed with him any time he wears one and you’re definitely tipsy at formal and end up giving him a blow job in the venue bathroom because… he’s just so pretty (im also imagining art as a pledge in patricks frat walking in on your two and patrick threatens to kick his ass if he snitches but also… patrick is about to run for president of his frat so he’s got a lot of influence on the pledges and has art running errands for you for months just to make sure he keeps his mouth shut)

anyway I am the sole frat boy!patrick truther I think

my knowledge on sorority/fraternity houses only come from chick flicks so :") frat patrick is so hot

but i imagine like pre-law reader who was elected president because she's great and sports major patrick who was elected because he's rich lmfao. you're both legacies and met at a mixer organized by your university. now you're both presidents of the most well-known sorority/fraternity on campus and very much the famous power couple in your university.

you run a tight ship so you're a little too busy for his liking– but worry not, his pledges are there to take your responsibilities off your hands for a while so he can have you for himself. he's in your sorority house alot but guests aren't allowed over night and as the president, you can't be breaking your own rules so patrick bought an apartment just outside your uni, for the sole purpose of spending nights with you.

he likes to party but suit and tie events feel a little suffocating for him, he only goes because you promise to reward him with something by the end of it. plus you have the habit of matching your lingerie to the color of his tie :3

after greeting everyone and getting buzzed on expensive champagne, you find yourself locked in a bathroom stall or a janitor's closet. on your knees, teary eyed and lipstick smudged all over your jaw as patrick pushes himself deeper into your mouth. you moan around him, saliva dribbling down your chin and wetting his trousers. you look up and see him with his eyebrows furrowed, mouth gaping or his lower lip between his teeth and occasionally throwing his head back when he feels the back of your throat. and it's just the prettiest sight ever.

i imagine art as his vice president or something, they definitely think it's fun to pick on the pledges together. anyways, he's the one who always calls for the two of you when you're finished. telling patrick they need to make rounds. the first time, he walked in on you two in the bathroom while looking for patrick. he definitely wasn't expecting the sight of a sorority president who's usually neat and poised, looking like a mess between patrick's legs. now he's pretty much indifferent to it, rolling his eyes and throwing a handkerchief to patrick. telling the two of you to hurry up.

[prodkatsu]

he comforts you during a panic attack ⨾ bakugou katsuki

"hello, love!"

"i don't think i can do this."

"what—" the painful sobbing from the other side interrupted katsuki from finishing his sentence.

"it's too much. the world is spinning around me and i think i'll throw up if this goes on. im not enough prepared for this. they'll know im not the best and im nothing but useless bitch who can't do much other than being nervous. i don't think i can do—" your sobs of panic were interrupted.

"breath, love, breath for me." the soft voice of your boyfriend spoke from the other side — this is the softest you've ever heard him. you take a gulping breath, choking on the process. "i need you to calm down and tell me what happened, 'kay?"

you nod. "words, love, i need words. tell me what happened."

and you started to tell him all your worries and he listened to those, patiently among all the chokes and sobs you let out. "—and i don't think im qualified enough to give this exam. all the people around me are so talented and experienced, and im nothing but a blabbering mess. i don't think i come even close to them." your sobs swallow few words but katsuki caught up to them "it's— i— ugh! i feel so insignificant among all this amazing people. it's tough imagining that i'll even do well, let alone score good."

you started to sob into the phone, praying that no one will use the restroom at this moment. you don't think you'll be able to take the humiliation along with this anxiety.

the line stayed quiet for some time, making you blabber more nonsense than you mean. "im so sorry. i did not mean to disturb you during your duty. i know how busy you are. oh god! i can't even be a good girlfriend—"

"hey! enough. stop saying shit about my girlfriend. i know my girlfriend better than anyone and i love her despite what she thinks of herself, so do not say anything bad about her." he said sternly, his words making you smile through the tears slightly.

clearing his throat, katsuki said in a soft voice, "i was giving you time, love, to organize your thoughts. im sorry it gave you more things to worry." you shake your head on the other side, realising he can't see. "you know what i think, i think you'll do amazing. ive seen you work hard and i know how much effort you put in your work."

"your classmates might be good, but you're better, you can't underestimate your power, you understand?" you nod. "i need words, love." you reply in a shaky voice, "yes."

"good. you need to know it's normal for you to feel nervous but please believe in yourself. i know you have work hard and i know how good you are. you need to believe in yourself and see what an amazing person you are, yes?" you sobbed and reply, "yes."

"good. now go out there and break legs. i mean literally." you laughed which pulled a smile on katsuki's face. "you good now, baby?"

"yes, im better." you wiped your eyes and nod your head.

"that's my girl. you're better you need to know." you hummed and stood up to dust your dress. walking out of the toilet stall, you went to wash your hands.

"'suki, do you ever feel nervous?" there was a pause before his voice came through.

"always, love, always when you're not with me. i always feel nervous that a time can come when im far from you and you get hurt and im not fast enough to save you. this always haunts me in the night." you can hear the vulnerability in his voice. your katsuki was many things but vulnerable wasn't any of them. he only let this side show with you, that's what you admire the most. he was a force to reckon with but soft breeze when he was with you.

"you're the best, 'suki, i love you." katsuki could feel his ears turning red. you still have that effect on him even after being in a relationship for four years, and on the way to get married. "i love you too, baby. now go and do your best."

you whispered a farewell to him and left the restroom with a new earned determination.

you have prepared your best so you don't need to worry about anything else.

© prodkatsu 2023 — do not plagiarise, translate or repost my work on any other sites. the characters that i write about are not mine (sadly), they belong to their respective creators.

[bakugoushotwife]

for ena <3 happy birthday loml, genuinely my other half i hope you have had the BEST day and as far as im concerned…you’re having a birthday MONTH! i’m still gonna buy that star and you can’t stop me hehehehe @suguru-getos

birthday bash || satosugena

you wake up when you feel something pressed against your nose. more aptly, someone else’s nose bumping up against yours. when your eyes flutter open, you’re met with the nearly frightful sight of satoru’s white lashes blinking over wide and crystal clear blue eyes.

“happy birthday princess!! i said it first just remember that—“

strong arms secure you fight against his abdomen and morning…excitement. “happy birthday, darling girl…” he purrs next to your ear. suguru. he smirks, a lazy little number. he knows that despite satoru’s hovering, his gravelly morning voice is enough to make you press your legs together on instinct. “we’ve got a big day planned for you, it’s going to be a lovely day.” he assures, nose nuzzling against your cheek.

satoru hums in agreement, diving down a bit to kiss your face, concentrating most of his affections on your lips. your own lips part in a smile, their warmth and excitement and love radiating off of them. “n it starts with breakfast in bed!”

splurging on breakfast isn’t inherently special. they usually order your favorites once or twice a week, the rest of the cooking usually done by the two of them together—with you happily kicking your feet on the nearby barstool bouncing conversation with them or humming along to the music to relax.

but today, they got all of your favorites. mocha lattes worthy of your growing instagram blog, nutella crepes and fruit, even the savory option of chicken sausage, scrambled eggs, and breakfast potatoes. some of geto’s servants bring it in already beautifully plated. it’s clear your fiancé’s have been busy this morning.

you won’t eat half of it—and it’s not about how much you eat. it’s about that satisfied grin on your face. you know they know you. to the core, they understand you completely. every detail you’ve mentioned, they’ve memorized. because you are their person. and their person is deeply worshipped. no other day but your birthday could showcase their utter devotion to the woman that ties them all together. satoru poses the plates together for you to snap a picture of—of course starting a birthday reel. instagram will eat first today. and while it’s not your intention—many a follower will fall for you and stew in jealousy all at once. satoru and suguru are going to put on a masterclass.

after eating, they urge you to shower and get ready in something casual. of course they never really specified, and even your casual is runway worthy. they’re antsy and ready to go by the time you step out of your own hair and makeup booth.

it seems your birthday falls during festival season all the way around, and what a beautiful coincidence. the start of spring suits you so well, it’s almost as if they’re celebrating you like your soon to be husbands are. the cherry blossoms are so bright and the vendors line the streets to the fair.

they take turns buying you hand crafted earrings from one stall, silk dresses and wraps, organic candles from the next. all the way into the arcade area, naturally. whose idea do you think that one was? satoru is very intent on winning all the games and getting you a huge fucking prize. suguru is proud to push him to lose his mind over arcade games meant for children by being unnecessarily competitive—and you actually make satoru lose his mind by beating him by being genuinely better. he’s tweaking. and it’s your birthday—but he’d never insult you by letting you win. or apparently even being a decent graceful loser.

“oh you’re CHEATING!!” he whines once your digital streetcar passes the finish line three milliseconds before his.

“i don’t think that’s even possible in one of these.” suguru chuckled out in your defense. you turn your nose up and just roll your eyes at him.

don’t even mention the punching bag okay. that was a mishap. if he could just simply do it over again he would have gotten a higher score.

“900?!” he yelps as the numbers keep rolling higher. he only got 846. “I barely hit the thing goddamn i didn’t know we were going all OUT—“

at least he still won enough tokens to pick out the nicest stuffed toy in the entire place for you. no matter how old you three get together—satoru will be sure to capitalize on the inner child.

you spend hours at the fair and festival, getting all kinds of treats and gifts and trinkets. this is what they can get the girl that has everything—new experiences and quality time!! soon it’s time for dinner, and suguru has all of that planned out.

the car takes you three back to the estate a little after sundown. you’re weighed down with bags and the giant stuffed animal you were so graciously gifted. shortly after getting back to suguru’s home turned the sole base of operations, suguru tells you not to get un-ready.

“woah woah, i hope you don’t think that was it?” he raised a brow when he saw you slipping off your shoes. “time to go out to the lake. let me guide you, my love.” he smirks, holding an arm out for you to take. satoru grins, knowing what to expect. you thread your arm in suguru’s and let him escort you out to the gorgeous lake under the willow in the back of your home.

before you even arrive at the lakeside, you can see the small intimate table set for three. candlelit, with the help of the moon and stars, a traditional italian course. wine paired with your salad, then another wine perfectly suited to your chicken alfredo and chicken parm duo, a third wine to compliment the tiramisu birthday cake with your name dripped in extra mocha. it’s like something out of a storybook. it’s just for you three, their gifts bringing you that peace of mind you had wished for. their joy was so evident—the tender crease of suguru’s brow as he watches you wiggle happily in your seat; satoru’s absolutely puppy lovesick stare even though you’ve been together for three years at this point—it all just makes you feel so safe. it’s always been hard for you to let yourself be loved wholly; almost like you believe you don’t need it or deserve it at times. they make you understand that not only are you a deity in their lives—but you should never feel anything less than this feeling right now. you should always feel cherished. like you’re a gift. that’s not spoiled or entitled or bratty, that’s just true. women like you are few and far between—you’re called princess and angel for a reason. you are holy, you are royalty. that’s why your feet don’t even touch the ground as satoru carries you back to the main house, up the winding stairs to the shared bedroom.

by now, you’re truly exhausted—but blissfully happy. part of you feared they’d go insane—have a full blown party to shower you in materialistic gifts you already have. especially with satoru’s tendency to throw money around like it’s free to him. this was perfect. suguru helps you get out of your birthday outfit, peppering kisses to the exposed skin of your wrist, your shoulder, your collarbone.

now it’s satoru in your ear, brushing the silky locks of yours away, “how about some birthday spankings?”

[dykementality]

forgive me if you're not interested, but I'd actually love to hear more of your thoughts on the maroon arc, what you thought was/wasn't done well. would u like to share?

hii i didnt see this. im gonna apologize right away bc this is not gonna be organized i have talked soooo much today already and im tired lol.

for starters what i think was done best is flint and madis dynamic. its incredibly well played both as individual characters and as representatives of pirates and maroons in relation to empire. their chemistry is crazy and their dialogues are extremely didactic. i also find that flint not immediately viewing the maroons as natural allies but as tools to reach his own purposes and later deconstructing that after getting involved with them aggregates to his ongoing theme of progressive radicalization which i think is also a highlight of the maroon arc in the way it makes it explicit for good that his political stance has done a 360 and is now entirely discordant from the one he had as a lieutenant in every aspect that matters. freeing and partnering with the maroons is expected after that and i dont think theres anything special on that regard. then the shitty parts are essentially everything else. especially steinberg admitting he stalled to really explore the topic of slavery due to not being in his element as a white guy but still not putting black people on the team to do it. this reflects very obviously in the show and makes the entire arc feel rushed and reticent besides leaving a billion loose threads and missing opportunities to appropriately explore character dynamics that couldve been way more interesting (such as silver/julius/flint & madi/eme & madi/eleanor & eleanor/scott) and really engage confidently in the impact that flint and the pirates having canonically sold slaves would have had in their relationship. speaking of julius i also very much felt like it was a tragedy to hinder his presence and had they started it earlier or extended it longer his perspective on war vs. protecting his community as opposed to madi’s for example would have been probably my favorite part of the arc. i know the version in my head of it is. all in all its a vital arc for the story and everyone slayed really hard with with they had i just wish the creators hadnt shied away from all the implications of it. if i had the energy to go look for some posts for u i would bc my mutuals have definitely also discussed this before but alas. thanks for asking anyways feel free to add ur own thoughts or question mine further

[vxxlkyrie]

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VALENTINE'S DAY SPECIAL!

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“Ash.. what on earth are you wearing?” You stood awkwardly outside one of the bathroom stalls, staring at Ashley. She thought it would be hilarious to go to school dressed as Cupid for Valentine’s Day.

“I told you I was going to dress as Cupid!” She says with a big smile. You were speechless.

“I thought you were joking!” You whisper-yelled to her. It definitely wasn’t the usual colours she wore, especially not to school.

It was a poofy, white and pink dress with light pink ribbons all over. She even had the bow and arrow with the heart tip. Even down to feather wings on her back. Definitely wasn’t the craziest thing she’s worn, but still, she mostly wore black and purple not white and pink. To be fair she did show up to school in one of those blow up dinosaur costumes.

“Don’t you think it’s cute? I was going to go around school pretending to be Cupid!” She was definitely excited. You sighed. Once Ash had an idea there was really no talking her out of it and you knew that.

The two of you walked out of the bathroom, making your way to the gym. Since Valentines Day was in a couple days, the school was throwing a dance for the students. And of course, got the very same students to help organize it.

The rest of your group was sitting in a corner blowing up balloons and working on a banner. Larry, Ash and you had been assigned to work on the banner whilst Todd and Sal blew up some balloons. Well, more Todd blowing up the balloons and Sal tying them.

As Ash and you resumed your sides of the banner, she leaned over to you with a smirk.

"You knowww, since im 'cupid' now i could totally shoot both you and Sal" She said, winking a couple times. Your face flushes a little.

A while ago you had confided in Ash about your, very not secret, crush on Sal and she's been trying to get the two of you together ever since, insisting that he liked you back.

"No!" You whisper-yelled in her direction, hoping to not get Sal's attention. You looked over at him quickly to see him struggling to tie the end of the balloon around his finger.

"I really regret telling you i like him."

"And i keep telling you to tell him cause he likes you back!" You quickly try to cover her mouth. Unfortunetly, you werent quick enough and the entire group looked at the two of you. Ash took your hands of her mouth.

"I'm telling you, ask him to go to the dance with you." She smiled at you. You looked awkwardly at her, then to the boys.

"You like soemone?" Todd asked.

"Possibly.." You respond with a quiet tone.

"WHO?" Larry pushed Ash out of his way. Sal didnt seem to want to be part of the conversation. Was he upset? You cleared your throat.

"No one." You said with a smile. It hurt a little to call Sal 'no one' but you had to say it to get Larry off your back.

"Are you still coming to my place for our movie night or are you going to be too busy with your new.. boyfriend" Sal said, a hint of anger, maybe even jealousy, in his tone when he said 'boyfriend'.

"Yeah i am, and I don't have a boyfriend." You say quietly. The two of you remained in silence as Ash eyed the two of you closely.

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The silence between you and Sal was nearly unbearable. Normally when the two of you would watch movies together, it would be a shitty movie Sal had found and the two of you would laugh and criticize the plot and awful characters.

But now it was silent, with the ambience noise coming from the TV.

"So." Sal starts.

"Once you and this new guy get together, will he join the group?" His tone indicated that he wasnt too fond of the idea. You couldnt help but be flattered that he didnt want other guys that were interested in you join the group.

"Well no." Maybe it was the fact that Ash had finally been starting to convince you or maybe it was cause it was going to be Valentine's Day soon, but you had suddenly thought that hinting to Sal that you like him would be a good idea.

"No?" He sounded almost hopeful as he turned to look at you.

"He's already in the group.." You said silently, your cheeks flushing. You couldnt look at him, it was too embarassing.

"W.. already.. is it Larry?" You look at him suddenly as he asked.

"No? What made you think that?"

"You went really quiet when he was asking about it earlier." You sigh.

"No it's not Larry.." Sal looks at you in silence.

"So.. it's me..?" You look over at him and nod.

"Really?" He asks quietly. You nod again. You could feel your face get hotter and hotter as time went on, the silence from before returning.

"I mean, I was going to ask you to the dance." Sal said, slowly reaching to grab your hand. You smile.

"I'd be happy to go with you, if your offer still stands."

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You would never forget the giant smile Ash had on her face when the two of you had walked into the gymnasium the night of the dancehand in hand.

Who knows. Maybe if you had listened to Ash a little sooner, you wouldnt have had to be as patient with your feelings as you were.

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[im-a-simp898]

HELP. I UNCONTROLLABLY CUM WHENEVER I SEE A SMILY FACE.

I (56M) was goin' to the bathroom at taco bell, as I normally do. as i reached into my big sweaty obese gaping asshole to grab my big fat squishy shits in order to shove them into the urinal, i noticed a cute lil' drawing on the stall. waddling my 300lb body over to get a better look, i realized what was drawn on the stall, a smiley face. i was immediately reminded of my lord and savior, daddy dream.

i let out a roaring moan, shattering all the glass in the area, instantly letting everyone in that taco bell know of my presence. i ripped my clothes off, tugged on my dick, and started letting all of my body fluids drain out on the floor. sweat, pee, cum, shit, blood, organs, you name it, all flowing from my teeny weeny peenie hole. however, amidst my raging passion for dream, i hadn't realized what i had done! alas, everyone in that unisex bathroom stared at me in fear. men, women, children, all traumatized by the unholy sight ive forced apon their eyes.

crying, i leaped out of a broken window, letting the glass scrape my unclothed flabs of stomach. i bolted into my car, but not before the police found me. with no time to think, i ran over 5 officers, an orphan, and a pregnant woman with my sexy prius. i managed to escape, but at what cost?

I am currently living in the middle of nowhere. i will never talk to my family or my friends again. yesterday i ate a grilled rat for breakfast. i'm in constant fear of the police finding me, and i can only pray to dream that i'll be alright.

anyone else having this problem?

me im in this situation too

[atopvisenyashill]

🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇸 🇵🇷🐢🏝️ i got tired of complaining constantly on my main blog (@thewingedwolf is me!) about how sansa and rhaenyra did nothing wrong and also i needed a way to organize my theories and stuff. yes i have read all the books. yes i have (unfortunately) seen the whole show. yes i have seen all of hotd as well. so here we go. my stances are this, so you have an idea what to expect:

i am a catelyn, sansa, brienne, elia, lyanna and rhaenyra stan FIRST and a person SECOND

i would die for Gaemon Palehair, Lady Essie, and Sylvenna Sand, those are my canon OCs, and that’s why they’re my header.

maegor rhaena and aerea also could have saved westeros & jaehaerys should have been aborted in the womb.

Sansa and Bran are my favorites! I am a Sansa will be Queen in the North truther and a Bran will be the King in Harrenhal conspiracy theorist, It Is Heavily Foreshadowed In The Text and I stand on that!!

I'm well aware Rhaenyra has plenty of faults, I am saying that the greens (as in, the characters) do not like her because of her gender, and not for stuff she does that’s actually wrong, also, idc that she did all of that i simply think she’s fun.

Helaena really IS the one who did nothing wrong tho.

i am a Dark Daenerys believer. no, i don’t hate her - in fact, i really love her, although i do hate her show counterpart - I just think her arc is heading towards a dark path and being a villain protagonist is the more interesting route for her character.

House Martell will rise or I will piss in old man germ’s cornflakes.

I Will talk about the racism Dorne faces in the text and outside of it and neither your favorite house nor my favorite house is exempt from this. If you have a problem with that, keep it to yourself bc i do not care 🙏🏽

i multiship!! just bc i ship it doesn’t mean i think it’s gonna happen in the series, i just like the dynamic!!

i am in fact the annoying book jonsa truther they warned you about. i will Stay bitter about this. argue with the wall.

with that said, i also like theonsa, throbb, daemyra, laenyra, rhaewin, nedcat, braime, briensa, and a million other ones. faves listed here. several of them are dead dove-esque; what can i say, that's just george's style.

you decide whether it’s romantic or platonic when it’s an incest one, my opinion changes by the hour & im gonna fight grrm for making me think this much about incest.

i don’t like jonerys!!!!!! i'm sansan & sanrion ambivalent and i simply do not care about littlefucker like that. i would say i’ve thought positively about basically every other ship.

i’m in the middle of a reread, as of this moment (april 2024) i’ve kinda stalled on the beginning of a dance with dragons but i Have started a rewatch of the tv series as a form of torture.

i first read this series when i was 16 in like 2012-2013. i love to bitch about the takes i’ve seen. i sometimes reblog really old ass graphics bc they deserve new life even tho the creators are long since deactivated. i sometimes make graphics that look like they’re from 2014 bc we should bring that style back dammit i hate the typography movement going on rn.

big on tagging triggers so lmk (i’ll tag for all characters & major triggers but i’m fine with adding a specific one if asked and don't worry about it being a "weird" trigger - if sean bean's face or knives or wolves or whatever trigger you, i'm happy to tag for that!). my spoiler policy is that i’ll tag everything from this season as “hotd spoilers” and any of the Big Events with “episode title spoilers” but i can’t guarantee I can be consistent longer than like 2 days though i will try!! i Will be talking about any book canon events tho, the books have been out for years either you know how to avoid them or you know everything, i’m not tagging that.

i have a tag page that is more organized than the slapdash nonsense on this post, feel free to check it out here.

i may sound angry but i promise i am genuinely just here for a laugh. i just have resting bitch voice and no feel for tone and use the word fuck too much. it’s fine and unserious.

[shywhumpauthor]

So right now I have (gore cw nothing overly descriptive—heavy medical whump) vaguely from least to most extreme. Mix and match the below as you see fit, it’ll probably happen.

Basic medical tests (MRI, CT, basic diagnostics)

Blood draws

Slightly more severe testing (lumbar punctures, bone marrow testing, stuff that’s painful)

Sleep/food/water deprivation

Various drug trials

Stress positions

Drowning

Testing chemicals

Blunt force trauma (mild and extreme)

Purposeful incorrectly healing an injury (like putting a cast improperly around a broken bone without setting it so the bone heals wrong)

Burns (mild and extreme)

Broken bones

Minor surgeries

Developing poisons/antidotes

Forced to swallow inedible objects (such as magnets, glass, seeing how they can heal from that)

Small-scale amputation (like the tip of a finger)

Large-scale amputation (entire limbs)

Lobotomy

Extreme surgeries without anesthetic

Craniotomy

Organ removal

Let me know with any more ideas I’ll update as needed!

At some point the villain will develop a drug that will stall the Whumpee’s powers, and then they’ll do all this stuff again, and see how long after the injury is inflicted their healing will begin after)

Basically anything that can be done will be done. In the name of science, of course. Definitely not sadism.

Pretty much the limits I have on the Whumpee’s power is so long as their brain/brain stem is intact they can heal. If they are the medical equivalent to brain dead or worse, they can not heal. So long as their brain is functioning they can recover. Organs take a while to regenerate, long time. Like if they got their heart cut out they wouldn’t live, but if they lost a lung they’d be able to live long enough for it to regenerate.

The rate of healing depends on severity and energy—if have high energy and it’s something small like a scrape, it’ll be gone in a minute or two. Same injury, but they’re exhausted, maybe five or ten minutes. Pump them full of adrenaline and serotonin and cut off a finger, give it a few hours. Keep them awake and starved for days before, it’ll be more like a week. Their healing will continue regardless of the physical effects—even if it’s ultimately at their expense.

I don’t know what the hell im doing with this. If anyone has ideas or suggestions on any medical stuff behind this please let me know I’m making this up as I go.

[handageddon]

Ime the cultural zeitgeist of dogs being masculine and cats being feminine is so backwards to me

As silly and shallow as it's meant to be, I think it could easily be reversed completely

-intact female dogs are a bigger cultural statement. I rarely hear anyone be called a horn dog, yet bitch is the favorite word of millions of people

-cats have a similar pallet to the men who are desperately afraid of being seen as taking anything from women.

Cats eat protein powder croutons and potted mystery meat. If they are being really good, they will take treats from human fodder, but only if it's unwanted like collageny organ meat. I do have one cat that eats dried pasta. But ONLY dry

Dogs love to eat the above, but I think a lot of the things that people INTEND for their dogs to eat are a lot more fruity and fun than what most people would set aside for average man guy.

-bathing. Cats feel that scented shampoos make them stand out and vulnerable. So your only realistic option is extensively coaxing them into being dusted with unscented baking soda and brushed. It's easy to compare this behavior to my ex military family member's, who wouldn't feel comfortable bathing and would only wash if they had their own bare bones shower stalls in the basement or shed

Pet dogs, on the other hand, vastly benefit from and frequently enjoy the privilege of being bathed like an infant with no stature or ego, which isn't technically feminine but it's also not masculine either and that's the point

I forget what else I had in mind. Ime the only real distinction between dogs and other household pets is that dogs are draft animals. But they all love pats and organ meat and will gladly sample things that aren't supposed to be eaten, so be careful!

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

Heloo

Im Mahmoud from Gaza ..i need your help if you can

Please donate to save my life and my family 🍉🇵🇸

My link in bio

Asking for help is not easy .l request a small donation of $ 15 or $25 from each person .$35 will save my family and help me cover travel expenses and rebuild.what's left of my home

you can deliver your regards

throgh link (please see my bio)https://www.gofundme.com/f/helping-gaza-family-to-get-out

My account has been verified by @90-ghost

hello again, Mahmoud ❤️ its terrible to see your donations have stalled out the way they have. you deserve much better than this. ive just donated to you again.

for my followers, Mahmouds fundraiser is on around $15k out of around $50k and has been for too long now. $35k sounds like a lot, but i just did the math - i have a decent amount of followers and if all of them donated $30, we'd reach that total immediately! maybe you cant spare $30, but i bet you could. if you can't... $15? $10? legitimately consider it, how much would your quality of life change if you donated ten dollars right now? probably not much! help them out please ❤️

[leolingo]

what- WHAT happened during the last 5 hours??????? i missed everything and all the posts i’ve seen have been negative so i’m slightly afraid (but nevertheless curious)

sigh hi anon im sorry about the state of the dash its been a really busy couple of hours

my opinion is biased because im currently pretty frustrated as well but i'll try to summarize todays events to you the best i can :)

basically, they carried out the stealth mission cellbit received yesterday. they were told to bring as many people as possible, split into two groups, and naturally remain undiscovered until the mission was complete. they did the first two instructions, then obviously failed the last one. fast-forward, turns out the "thing" they were told to steal from the feds were MINI-MEs. these are little creatures (maybe robots. maybe organic beings. maybe something else entirely) that can be spawned by players and look basically like a miniature clone of whoever spawned them. they need to be taken care of, answer to commands and will level up eventually if certain tasks are completed. this quackity studios video explains it better than i can bother.

if you notice, the mechanic is pretty similar to that of the eggs -- though quackity said on his stream this new feature is NOT meant to replace the eggs, and will later on become very useful on itself. whatever that means!

here's where the negative reactions to this event come in, at least from what ive seen: this feels a bit. useless. it's a whole lot of new information still riding on the pretext of information on the eggs, which we still don't have. PERSONALLY i don't think it adds anything relevant to the story, nor does it motivate players in any way? it feels like stalling, and it doesn't live up to the enormous amount of hype this event was built up on. so i guess its understandable why a lot of people feel a little disappointed right now. it's more of an expectation thing, id say. theres nothing TRULY bad to be said about the admins or this particular writing choice. a lot of us just didnt like it and think its a little bit stupid lol

theres probably more, but i cant think of much else right now. hope the recap was good enough! there are plenty of other posts going around the dash that can probably help you with the finer details

sorry for the negativity in general and i hope you have a nice day anon!

[cxffexngel]

@literanis // Lucilius

sandalphon hasn't always been a thorn in his side. at worst, he'd been a waste of space taking too much of lucifer's precious attention (that was meant for important things, things that mattered). at best, the rudimentary seraph was an interesting experiment, at least on paper. after all, a vessel to temporarily house another's power was no easy feat. and maybe in the end lucilius had been proven right (of course he was right). but not even that wasn't the issue. "of all the dregs that rattle against the bars of this cage we call existence, you, most of all, clamor for an exit." lucilius leers at the archangel who has, for some reason, all the ability in the world. he feels rigid jaw tense. "i give you the keys that will set you — and all of us — free. and what do you do? slap it out of my hand." however, he's not done. he's not done trying to hurt him. oh, in his deepest thoughts — thoughts he didn't know he was capable of — sandalphon is but carrion at his feet, and lucilius wants to badly to eat his heart. the undead astral can't exactly accomplish that little dream, though there are other ways to taunt. "deep down, lucifer knew what i did, too. whether he had the chance to do anything about it, we won't know. because of you." a cruel grin fashions upon his pallid features as he invades sandalphon's space, gliding his finger too comfortably across the scar that attached them both (all of them) together. "it all comes back to you." (im returning psychic damage fire KJFDJKDFS)

Pinned in an array of disheveled feathers that cascade as time itself seems to stall, gasping for air that he didn't need, organs pierced and bleeding, as clawed hands kept the archangel in place while his own battered arms firmly kept the grip against ichor black arms that once belonged to someone who never, ever would have dared raise a finger against him. Not even back in the rebellion, not even after it and when their meeting two thousand years later meant that he had a chance and strike the spare archangel down if he wanted to. End it once for all.

A frankestein of blue and black, like the expanse of cosmos as bright black wings are a stark contrast against his own twelve of many colors, gold tipped against lonely blues - Sandalphon gasped and choked, but even then the determination, stubborn will to fight on even when the stakes are against him, still spat blood back with one of his own grins in mock. '' And what if it comes all back to me. what then? '' Rebels, his own voice a meager thing that rasps lowly, fingertips digging into corrupted flesh, stained black from the ichor that fills the undead astral's body that's kept together by vile means.

It makes him sick. It's wrong, everything about the other is wrong, and yet... '' I never asked for that key in the first place. Cut it with somehow thinking you're right. Even if you are, why would I betray my promise to Lucifer? ''

Why indeed? once, not even far in the past, he wanted it all to end, remake the world so he'd be needed when all along, he is loved. By the skies, by Lucifer, by the crew – something he had been blindsided for the longest time due to his own selfishness. Back when in reality all he wanted was Lucifer to say something after having eavesdropped on him and Lucilius - that the other was wrong, and that despise having no role, he still meant something. '' You are no better than the absent god. What does it matter what you, of all people, think you can and break reality itself if maybe, just maybe, people under these skies don't mind this imperfect world!? '' leers back, even when his own body wasn't any better if no battered heavily and only sheer will itself manifesting as a lifeforce that kept the archangel going. Brilliant hues of purple refelcting from massive blades against the other, piercing rotten flesh back against the impasse of his own predicament, the sounds of the crew no more than muffled sounds from down below against the clear, red skies and debris in wake of the destruction of light and dark, the world against the rebel.

'' perhaps he just could not do something - he was imperfect. And you, of all people, couldn't see that. That being your greatest failure, Lucilius. '' He admired you, loved you - memories from back whisper back, but doesn't spill from ragged breaths.

[snowviolettwhite]

WIP Wednesday

Thank you @im-overstimulated-and-im-sad for tagging me.

From the upcoming chapter three of my 9-1-1: Lone Star Early 2010s AU:

"little boy don't you cry, cause the child in you is still alive"

One of the additional pluses of getting school early means barely anyone is here meaning Tk gets to make out with his older, taller and suave boyfriend. Alexander Jameson is like a model, like one of those teenage heartthrobs in Tiger Beat or J – 14. The two ended in the most secluded boy’s bathroom, locking themselves in the last stall. Tk is standing on his tiptoes to kiss Alex. While he had a small growth spurt of the summer according to his pediatrician, he still has some growing to do.

They are standing face to face, Tk’s big brown eyes wonder up to meet the eyes of his boyfriend. He still gets a still awkward around Alex sometimes, Alex is older and more experienced. He knows what he is actually doing. While for Tk, Alex is his first boyfriend and his first kiss. Tk never kissed a girl and has never had a girlfriend, frankly he does not know if he would count them considering he is gay. So, the younger boy let Alex take lead most of the time. He does not want to mess it up.

Tk is pretty sure one of his first crushes was Aaron Carter after seeing him on an episode of Disney Channel Show when he was little and then his first real crush in the fourth grade at 10 years on Devon Smith. Devon had jet-black hair, green eyes and soft skin. His favorite superhero was The Incredible Hulk. He was a little loud but sweet as honey, he called Tk adorable and cute. They played spiderman and hulk together during in door recess, Devon would share his treats during snack time, and they would push each other on the swing set.

Somehow, now Tk is sitting criss cross applesauce the lap of his boyfriend. They are full on making out. Tk does not know what do with his hands he tries to keep them still in his lap or by his sides. They end up on Alex’s face.

Tk is breathing hard, and his eyes are closed, and he starts getting uncomfortable and starts to squirm. His legs fell asleep and trying to wake them with it being noticeable. He feels like he is going to fall backwards. He wants to remind cool and collected and grown up.

Alex pulls away. He gives Tk a concerned and slightly weirded out look.  “Hi.”

Tk flushes. “Hi.”

“You, okay?”

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I Tag Who Ever Want To Participate. Happy New Year :)

[mycochaotix]

r/ContamFam mycopal asks about cold storage:

“-Fridge Neglect Tek update- Original post [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/ContamFam/s/X2ESmRCwWq) -

I ended up putting two 40%ish colonised Golden Teacher tubs in the fridge at 15c (59f) for two weeks. Thoughts on what the outcome will be? I'm guessing the Mycelium will slowly colonise the substrate ready for fruiting in two week 🤞🏼

- MCX Answers:

Hey mycopal! Thanks for linking original post :) - i think the mycelial metabolism will slow down and as the colony cools to a certain point it will suspend metabolism kinda hibernation style. Based on my mycelium in fridges over the last few years there is potential that the spawn could be warmed to room temp over a few days then used to make new grain spawn or spawn a tub. But consider: contam fungal molds can still grow and sporulate even in fridge temps, just slower than if in the spawn at room temp (but still faster than the slowed down mushroom fungal colonies when fridge). Im sure there is am extreme like frostbite temp that may render the spawn inert, but I have no idea what point that is :)

To clarify: the fridge slows its metabolism down. It being the mushroom producing fungal colonies in question :) applies to plates, spawn bags/jars and even cakes if u had to cold store a cake (though I think plates and slants are ideal for cold storage). Taking any thing from fridge usually requires 2-3 days room temp then you should see minor exterior margin ‘new’ growth on plates. For bags its less obvious.

Of note: excessive bruising (from cold or fist punches, lol) can indeed stall growth the where it isnt able to restore to regular metabolism. But IME this is most applicable to plates.

Last note: its not a higher chance of contam, so much as … contam colonized at 4x and mushroom producing fungi colonize at 2x, but in fridge mushroom fungi go to 1x and contam to 2x… so the contam will slowly, slowly grow and outpace mushroom myc which will be quite slowed from the cold. Afaik: Cold loving organisms are called psychrophiles :) they grow from -20C (-4F) to 20C (68F)