#im not pulling a larry thing here

[aviradasa]

Hi :) ! I hope you're doing well <3 . I was wondering if you could do some Larry Johnson x chubby!fem!reader hdcns, along with some Sal Fisher ones too ? 🖤 Ily !!

Yesss there is not enough chubby reader on here, and as a chubbier girl myself, I couldn't wait to write this!! And Ilyt 🖤🖤 I hope you enjoy these Lil HCs

Larry and sal x Chubby!Fem!reader HCs

Separately of course

{Fluff} Warnings: some swearing,mentions of creeps but that's it.

Masterlist

Larry:

Ok, to start, Larry with a Chubby Reader is a match made in heaven

He doesn't care you got a Lil meat on your bones his literal catchphrase is

"Well, there's just more of you to love."

He lives by it.

You will never see him be one of those guys that tells you not to eat something cause 'you gotta lose a few pounds'

Naw he don't give a fuck. It's your body he loves you no matter what.

Also, I've touched on it in the past, but I think Larry is a touchy guy.

Like not even in an inherently sexual way, it's literally just how he shows love

With you, it's all hugs,kisses,cuddles,grabs, and squeezes.

He loves how soft your skin feels even in the spots with bumps or stretchmarks he still loves it.

He would lowkey like to trace your stretchmarks. Or maybe paint them. I could see him turning your stretchmarks into like a cool as lightning piece.

Also, he would love just laying on you. He gets hella comfortable just laying on your thighs.

And if he gets the chance to fall asleep on them. That's it he's out like a light for hours.

But if you move, he will wake up and be like

"Where the fuck are you going?"

He's also your number 1 defender/Protector

cause ain't nobody gonna talk to his girl in a way he don't like.

Someone makes fun of your weight.

Well, now they are insecure about their own.

He's all about treating others how they treat you.

He has and will make a bully insecure the same way they made you insecure, but while he does it, he's talking you up the whole time

Cause you're perfect.

Now, if someone is hitting on you, he's lowkey proud like

"Yeah, my girls, great, and nobody else can have her"

But if they are making you uncomfortable or just downright fetishizing you ( i hate when this happens and if it happens to you to im so sorry)) he's getting you tf outta there, and who knows. He gets feisty he might try to square up with them 😭

He's just really awesome.

He takes care of you and loves you so much

To him, weight doesn't mean shit. He loves you for you. Your personality is what matters to him. And he will always be there for you.

Even if you're feeling insecure, he's pulling you outta that state of mind.

But let's be honest with him, it's almost impossible he never gives you the chance to feel bad about yourself.

He reasures you before you even realize you need it.

Overall, he's just a great boyfriend no matter what size you are

Sal:

Alright, sal is just the sweetest damn thing on earth

You think he gives a FUCK your a Lil Chubby?

Naw

I mean, when he was younger, even he was a little Chubby.

Plus, the guy got his face blown off. He's not the type to judge

He's just happy that he has someone that he loves and that loves him for who he is.

That's what means the most to him

And he does his best to show it.

He's not as touchy as Larry, but he still is big on it, especially farther into your relationship

The more he trusts you, the more it becomes

He lives for your hugs. He finds it really comforting. You're like a little pillow

Like if he wakes up in the night from night terrors or a vision. He will just grab you and pull you into a cuddle

The next morning, you wake up, and you have to poke him to make sure he's just sleeping and not dead

You just have that calming effect on him. idk

He is just always holding you

Your hand,your waist, an arm over your shoulders (if he can reach)

He also does not care about what you eat.

He's just like girl do whatever you want.

If you do wanna lose weight ok just do it responsibly.

Don't hurt yourself in any way.

Honestly, this could go for both him and Larry.

Getting onto the topic of protection

sal is a sassy dude.

especially as an adult. Dude, hit 19 and said fuck it I'm done.

Someone insults you for your weight ok well sal is talking shit on their whole bloodline.

he has a roster of insults he's come up with over the years

And he can be mean as fuck 😭

And the thing is, he doesn't even swear a lot while doing it. He is pulling up with words that even you're just like, "What?"

So just cause they said something to you, he's not only making fun of them but also there intelligence without even trying

Who needs to swing when you have sals attitude.

Now, if someone normally hits on you, he doesn't really care he might wait for them to leave, then chuckle about it with you

But if they are full on like touching you or fetishizing you, he don't let it slide.

He lowkey finds it fun to fuck with creeps.

Like, don't get me wrong, he hates what people do it to you in public, but he just loves the chance to talk his shit

just watching him make fun of them. cheers you up. just cause let's face it

he's 5'8 as an adult, and he's kinda lanky, so watching him make fun of someone bigger than him is hilarious

He has made a dude cry.

It was hilarious. You lowkey forgot the dude had full-on grabbed your ass

But yeah, other than that, Sal just doesn't give a fuck your chubby your a human being and he loves you.

And he always will.

You're also never insecure with him. He lets you know how beautiful and lovely you are and how much he appreciates you.

And you do the same for him

You guys are just the best together 🖤

[emlovesniallhoran]

Hoodie Thief.

a blurb i wrote on my phone because i cant sleep.

Synopsis: from the prompt “What if Niall found Reader asleep in the green room, curled up on the couch with his hoodie pulled over her head, completely passed out after a long, overwhelming day on tour—how would he react?”

Tags: friends, but are they more? Niall x reader, lots of fluff

Words: 519

CW: literally none, so safe lovers 🤍

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(sorry for weird formatting and grammar, this is all on my phone and i’m about to fall asleep 😴)

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Niall’s POV

it’s been a long day. we’ve been rehearsing since 7 this morning, and we’re playing one of the biggest shows of our careers tomorrow. it’s been brutal, but worth it. we’re all exhausted, though. it’s late now, around 10pm maybe? i can’t remember the last time i checked a clock. anyways, you snuck off the second rehearsals ended, said you needed a snack. the rest of the lads are talking about going out for drinks; how they have the energy, i have no idea, because i don’t. i was just gonna grab my hoodie i left in the green room and go sleep on the tour bus-

my hoodie. i’ve just walked into the green room, and what do i find? you. laying on the sofa, curled up in my hoodie, fast asleep. i wasn’t expecting that.

we’re not dating. at least we haven’t said we are. we haven’t kissed. really done anything flat out romantic. but honestly? i really wish we did. i’ve had the biggest crush on you since the x-factor days.

and now i find you here, in my hoodie, asleep.

hoodie thief. a cute one, though.

so, what do i do? i can’t wake you up, you’re far too peaceful. but i don’t want you asleep on the sofa all night long, that’ll just hurt your back. time to do what any proper gentleman would.

i walk over quietly, careful not to wake you up, and gently pick you up into my arms, cradling you into my chest. you curl up closer and wrap your arms around me, which makes me freeze for a moment. i can’t tell if you woke up or not… i guess not since you haven’t said anything, but you’re holding onto me now.

my heart could explode.

quietly and carefully i carry you out of the venue and into the tour bus.

“sleepy girl… couldn’t even make it to the bus, could ya?” i murmur, a soft smile on my face as i lay you down in your bunk.

just as im about to walk away, i feel your hand grab onto my shirt, pulling me back. your eyes are closed still, and id assume you’re asleep, but the fact that you’re holding onto me is giving me mixed signals.

“…you want me to stay?” i whisper, the shock evident, but you don’t respond. are you sleeping?

i guess ill never know. at least not until tomorrow.

but how could i say no to something as beautiful as you?

so, i carefully crawl into the bunk with you, maneuvering us so we both fit into the cramped space. i pull the curtain shut and hold you close, feeling you cuddle into me like its natural.

this is too good to be true. but it’s everything i’ve been wishing for for ages now.

and that’s how i fall asleep. with you in my arms, cramped into your bunk on the bus. i don’t know how im gonna explain this one to the rest of the band tomorrow, but right now all i care about is being here with you.

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i hope this isn’t just a bunch of gibberish, i’m sleepy now. goodnight lovers 🤍

[internetscenarios]

hii idk if uve done them or if i’ve sent it previously in a request BUT!!

do u mind writing just the slowburn isaac x fem!reader where reader is also a member of tgc 🫢 and maybe you could do before moving into the group house & after the moving into the group house?? i hope that makes sense tytyty!! :)

hii omg yes!!! i LOVE. slow burn. im gonna try and write this into a little blurb bcs i havent written properly in so long!

i just wanna say this is in no way like time accurate for when everyone moves in together!! im going off whatever comes to my mind help

also warnings? im not sure i havent put these before but mentions of drinking and being drunk! but thats the part with isaac hehe dw

it was no surprise you and isaac were close friends, practically best friends. you both watched eachother grow as people, while you saw him grow as a content creator.

he saw this as well! being streamers/content creators together was always a thing you could relate about, whether it be feeling burnt out from streaming, or stressed from editing.

taking this as an opportunity in your friend group, the idea of all moving in together had always been in the back of your mind.

“imagine if we all moved in together. that would be so fun.”

you said, clicking at your mouse aimlessly as you sat in a voice chat with isaac.

“really? i feel like it would be pure chaos. imagine the cleaning.”

isaac replied, his tone of his voice seeming tired considering it was around 4am and he had been up editing.

“yeah but still. meeting up with eachother wouldn’t be such a hassle since we could all just go to eachother’s room.”

your words were true. the few times you had all met up before were such good times, but complicated when arranging.

“i guess. it gives me an excuse to see you everyday too.”

your eyes rolled at his comment.

soon enough, you had left the call and laid in your bed peacefully. but that sentence kept replaying in your head.

whether isaac was joking or not, both of your viewers picked up on moments like these. ‘very close friends’, definitely.

within the span of 2 months, you were at the airport. the planning for all of you moving in together had finally come together!

while you decided the easiest option would be too fly over, nick and isaac were roadtripping down. a very long, painful 29 hour drive.

from what isaac had been messaging you they were already on the road and had been for a few hours.

4:25pm

isaac🐧

we are driving!! only around 10 hours left before we get there

you

really? you probably shouldn’t be texting while driving

isaac🐧

well lets hope i dont get into a car accident other wise this 19 hour drive was worth nothing

you

i hope so too!! im so excited to see you all

read, 4:27pm

you smiled cheesily at your phone before hearing that your flight was going too be taking off soon through the airport’s intercom.

luggage in hand, you made your way too the gateway to your plane.

you made your way too the house, getting your suitcases and bags from the uber. you rang the doorbell knowing larry and tanner were already here as they had taken their flight yesterday.

knocking at the door gently, it immediately bursts open and your greeted by the two, wrapping you in a hug.

welcoming you in, they take your belongings and move them too one side too give you a tour. showing you everyones selected rooms, etc, plus the pantry with the singular yet terrifying chicken sandwich.

you all settled down in the living room, waiting for nick and isaac at the time. it was getting pretty late, but you all wanted to be their when they arrived.

through a few hours and giggling and tomfoolery, you heard a ping from your phone.

4:12am

isaac🐧

we are here!!!

basically running too the door, with their cars parked outside and isaac opening the trunk of his car for his luggage, he immediately turns around and spots you.

pulling you into a tight hug and swinging you around, he places you down with the biggest grin on your face.

a few words exchanged between all of you and a hug from nick as well, you all help bring their bags and other items in to push them to the side for now.

you, larry and tanner give a tour. once coming back around to the living room you see yumi on the couch.

confusion rushes over you before you all pull him into a hug.

thinking back on what isaac said, living with everyone would be a bit of chaos. but you don’t mind!

a month and a few days had gone by of everyone living together. nick, larry and tanner were gone for a day or two since they were helping yumi move in! so it was just you and isaac.

the two of you decided it would be fun too drink while he edited, you were all caught up on any editing.

sipping his drink, he spoke up.

“can you imagine we’ve been friends for like.. 50 bajillion years now?”

his voice a little drowsy, considering his slightly intoxicated state.

“i know right. i think it’s really cute we’ve seen eachother grow as people plus content creators.”

you replied, relaxing on his bed frame watching him move his mouse around.

you had been drinking but were decently sober, considering you don’t chug your drink in one handful like someone else.

“yeah.. imagine if we were dating. that would be a whole other story.”

he chuckled, not really thinking before speaking.

“did you know drunk words are sober thoughts?”

you looked over to him, a skeptical yet amused expression on your face.

“i think you’ve had enough white claws.”

a chuckle left your mouth, standing up and grabbing the empty can from his desk to put it in the garbage downstairs.

“i’m being serious! i swear, look it up!”

he looks over to you, his facial expression seeming serious but a little dull from the drinks.

you let out a laugh, sitting back on the edge of his bed as he spun around in his chair too look at you.

“seriously though, imagine it. like us two being a thing.”

“really? i think we would just be the same as we are now.”

“are you trying to tell me something isaac?”

you joked, before looking back at him and noticing his face seeming dead-serious.

“i mean. i don’t know, it depends what you think.”

his eyes avoid contact with yours, but you notice a softer expression on his face.

“what i think? well you really are the sweetest guy ever. and basically my best friend.”

“but, i wouldn’t mind.”

“if this is something you’re serious about i’d rather you ask me when you’re sober.”

you both laughed, but he reached out and put his hand on your knee gently.

“then tomorrow, we can go on a date. we can go to your favourite sushi place and talk about it properly.”

you felt your cheeks heat up slightly, but nodded.

this would be a difficult thing to tell the guys once they were home.

oh my god this was so fun too write but it took me SO LONG. sometimes i literally just give up on writing then wanna do it again liek what is GOING ON!!!!! anyway i hope you enjoyed this… i dont reallly have liek a routine or schedule when it comes to writing or doing requests so i think i just do them if i feel like it

anyway i hope this is okay!!! especially for a little blurb

[kewpiekitty]

Hiii, first time requesting so I hope its ok 😭

Can you do a Sally Face fan fic with a scene reader, like a super colorful 2000's scene or a reader who suffers with horrible anxiety OR both of these things at once idk, do what you want, go crazy :)

⋆⭒˚.⋆ my scene star ! ⋆⭒˚.⋆

haiii anon !! i'm so glad you requested !! i apologize for how long it took but i really hope that you like it !! i hope i'm able to appeal to the scene part !! if there's something you think i should add please let me know and ill add it !!

i decided to go with just the scene part if that's okay !! this is cause i really don't know what it's like to deal with awful anxiety so i dont wanna say things that aren't true ! alsothis is sooo short im sorry :( ! i'm starting to get writer's block.

"Oh my fucking god, why is this belt so hard to get on?!" You try to loop the end of the belt through its buckle, but it slips due to how skinny it is. You unloop it through your belt loops and toss it onto your bed, tired of dealing with it. A loud ding snaps you out of your thoughts.

'Oh it's Sally!'

You pick up your phone, unlocking it then pressing on sally's contact. The brightness of the screen lights up your face.

'Hey, I need you to come over. Like right now. Can't give you details until you get here.'

Your mind begins to race, thinking of all the possible scenarios that would've resulted in a text like that. 'What if he's in danger? What if he's hurt?' Tossing your coat around your shoulders, and grabbing your house keys, you quickly run out the door to Addison Apartments. The sound of your jewelry making small clinks and jingles as you run.

You arrive to the apartment complex 10 minutes later, your fringe frizzy and out of place from all of the running you did. 'Oh shit I have no idea which apartment he's in.' Sally would be found with either his dad, with Larry or with Todd. You pull your phone out from your pocket and text him.

"Silly Sally where are u at?" The text bubbles begin to pop up.

"Larry's room xP" Your eye roll at the realization that since he's able to make a dumb emoticon face, he's in no real danger. You make your way to the elevator, pressing the basement button.

Larry's mom answers the door, her smile growing wider at the sight. of you. "Hiii Ms. Johnson! Is Larry and Sally here?" She opens the door wider, beckoning you to come in. "Yes dear they are! Come in come in!" She gives you a big hug before leading you to Larry's room. "Have fun dear, let me know if you need something."

You open the door and walk into the sight of Larry and Sally, the two practically buzzing with excitement. "What is up with you guys today?" They jump up, both if them gabbing both of your hands and sitting you on Larry's bed. "You'll never believe what we saw today."

Larry talks about how him and Sally encountered a ghost. He says that the ghost was a little girl and she told them about how her daddy haunts this apartment. While you listen to the story Sally comes up behind you and fixes your hair, sliding all the stray hairs back into place. He adjusts your f/c spiky headband and some of your kandi. "I missed you my little scene star."

You laugh softly at the silly nickname he made for you. "I missed you too my silly Sally." His ears slowly turn red at your nickname for him. The two of you only started dating recently, so you were both still really nervous around each other. Once Sally finishes adjusting your hair and some of your accessories, he wraps his arms around your waist and pulls you into his lap.

When the three of you finish hanging out, Sally takes you to his room. He pushes you onto his bed and gently lays himself on top of you. "I didn't want to interrupt Larry earlier but your outfits looks perfect today y'know?" You blush at his words and begin to ruffle his hair as an attempt to distract yourself from what he said.

"H-hey what are you doing?" He asks as a small laugh emits from him. You kiss the top of his head. "Thank you Sally, you don't look to bad yourself today." Both of you lay intertwined together for the rest of the day, with an occasional visit from gizmo.

[junestrider]

JuneBro: Squid Game (Season 1, 2021)

allllrighty bros, sorry for the long ass wait in between reviews, i havent like finished a lot of things and i really was racking my empty ass skull for some shit to review when it suddenly hit me. i was all like "dude, squid game has finished, you should like write a review on each of the seasons or something!!" to myself, i then responded "woah thats like such a sicknasty idea dude, youre so awesome" and then i proceeded to glaze myself in order to compensate for the past few months of just dragging my candy ass nuts through the self hate fields. getting back on track, i cannot believe that squid game has been exploited as much as it has, considering its message is against one of the worst economic systems to ever grace the human presence, motherfucking Capitalism. man do i hate it. im sure you bros at home do too. maybe.

anyways so lets go back to 2021, when i was a fucking goober ass fool doing goober ass fool things, and you probably were too. unless youre some cool cat that had their shit together. i actually wasnt allowed to watch this show when it came out due to my bitch ass parentals at the time thinking it was "too gorey" for me when like, i have already seen isis beheadings and dudes being shot to death on reddit and shit. so i did what any dumbass teenager would do and i secretly watched it when i could. am i gonna tell you what method i used or go into specifics? FUCK no, weatherboy, you and your fed friends are NOT getting my ass today. so anyways, this show is sitting on the tv about to be played, and the intro made me think "so this is about squids or some noise? the only other squid related media i know about is splatoon, and this shit does NOT look like splatoon." and yeah, past me was right, this shit was NOT splatoon.

the show started off slow like most do, and if youre looking for a recap of what the season was like, this is not the review you should be reading. i dont know why you are realizing that a whole three fucking paragraphs in but the rest of this review is gonna be short and sweet, no carpenter. obviously the character deaths didnt hit me as hard as it did others due to my fucked suspension of disbelief skills, but i was secretly rooting for my boy GI-Hun to pull through, and by gods he did. but the story was engaging, and we gotta hand it to netflix for hearing the shows creator out (that is the ONLY props im giving netflix since its an evil ass company damn near cock full of evil larrys and shit). this show made me hate the upper class more than i already do, considering that honestly i feel like we as a like, society or whatever, are really fucking close to doing some shit like this. hell, with mr. breast 6000 existing, we kinda already ARE there. i GUARANTEE you jimmy donaldson could start killing bitches in his challenges and we would somehow just fucking allow it. maybe sewerslvt is right man, the world, well no more like the country, is FVVVVVVVCKED dude. like big time. sorry to be a debbie downer at the end but someones gotta tell it like it is around here.

anyways, i give this season a 4.25 shades out of 5 to always keep it the realest.

[cumulo-stratus]

“Lend Me Some Vanilla?”

Pairing:spencer x Baker!reader

Description: Y/n goes to spencers house to ask spencer if he has any vanilla extract when theres a possible gas leak and no ones allowed to leave their aparment until the morning when someone can come check it out..

Warnings: fluff, one eensy weensy curse

Flufftober Day 14: Locked in/trapped

A/N: ik the "Gas leak" is shit but I couldn't figure something else out I'm sry guys😭😭

"knock knock knock" 

Spencers attention was pulled from his book by the sound a of a knock at the door. Wondering who it was- Spencer hoisted himself from his comfortable spot on the large leather couch to answer the door. 

“creakkk”

as the light of the hallway bled into the much more dimly lit apartment, a man in sweatpants, a white shirt that read “bad-ass baker” is a rainbow font (u know the meme font im talking abt), and an apron with bits of flower and egg splattered over it.

“hi im so sorry spencer- but i really need some vanilla extract- im on my last batch of cookies and i ran out. I would ask if it wasn’t super necessary but since i had to close my bakery because its under renovations right now, so to make money i’ve been doing orders and making them from home and i need to get these cookies done tonight im so sorry-“

“i have vanilla..”

spencer cut off his neighbors rambling, silently inviting him inside while he fetched the vanilla.

“thank you so much by the way, i can make you something as thanks!”

y/n stood awkwardly behind the couch, eyes surveying the room. spencers back was to the common area, his arm outstretched to reach the top shelf of the kitchen cabinet. Spencers body language was comfortable, as he and y/n had been friends since he moved in 2 years ago, and he knew the baker well. spencer knew him as the neighbor with silly shirts and a bakery, and the neighbor that gave him the extras that didnt get sold at the end of the day in little plastic take out containers. 

“Oh no its okay the leftovers from your bakery are thanks enough”

spencer said with a chuckle, and y/n laughed too. And just as spencer was walking over both y/n and his phones dinged from the pocket of y/ns apron and the coffee table where spencer had left it when he got the door. Y/n pulled out his phone, seeing a text from the landlord. As y/n read his face fell, getting the attention of spencer and causing him to ask;

“What? Is something wrong?”

“check your texts- Larry sent something about how we cant leave our apartments..”

The look on spencers face was one of confusion, and he grew even more confused when he read the text detailing that no one was to leave their apartment- at any cost because of a possible gas leak, meaning they had to send people to check in the morning- but until then Larry didn’t want to risk it. 

“soooooo.. what do i do know?”

y/n looked to spencer for guidance, wondering what to do. spencer didn’t quite know either, but being the rule follower he is he decided the best course of action was for y/n to stay. He also knew the statistics of gas leaks and how dangerous they could be- so he wasn’t taking any chances. 

“well, i dont know how safe it is to be in the hallways right now, its probably best if you stay here until morning, or at least for a couple hours until Larry can get someone in here to check it out..”

now if this was most anyone else y/n would’ve just declined and held his breath while he walked the 10 feet to his door down the hall, but this was spencer. And much to no ones surprise, y/n had been crushing on the FBI agent from afar for 6 months now. He was in love with his style, his apartment (from what he’d seen), his face, his hair. Y/n had a tendency to romanticize things, just ask his friends, and this was the perfect opportunity. So when spencer proposed he stated over night just to be safe, y/n agreed almost immediately.

“ya i should probably stay the night, just to be safe you know? And by the way, if im staying over night do you mind if i put my apron in your kitchen? i dont wanna get flour on your couch…”

spencer chuckled and nodded, using his chin to point towards the kitchen where y/n could leave his dirtied apron. After y/n left his apron splayed out on the counter, abandoned spencer chuckled at his shirt, which was now visible. When y/n noticed spencers laughs he looked at him confused, following his line of sight, and he was met with his shirt. 

“oh ya- my shirt? i got it as a joke gift from a friend- and i couldn’t help myself”

they both chuckled at this while y/n moved across the room to join spencer where he had taken his spot on the large leather couch back. Y/n plopped down next to spencers, sitting as far away from him as he could without it it being awkward- or at least more awkward than it already was. because little did Y/n know but spencer had been simultaneously admiring y/n from across the hall. And when y/n suggested they watch a show spencer took the opportunity to do away with the awkward silence, suggesting Doctor Who. y/n almost immediately agreed, taking the remote from the coffee table and handing it to spencer to pull up the show. 

Once the show had started, the lights of the TV screen illuminated the room while spencer pulled a blanket out of a basket and spread it out over both y/n and himself. And unconsciously y/n scooted closer to spencer, hoping for more warmth from the soft throw. Or maybe more warmth from spencer, who knows..

After a couple episodes, y/n eyes were beginning droop as he had been up since 5 am, baking. Spencer- the ever profiler- noticed this. But despite the fact that y/ns blinks were gradually gaining length each time- he kept shifting a little bit, trying to get comfortable. And now if it had been a couple hours ago when y/n knocked on the door then spencer would’ve never done it, not in a million, billion years. But now they had been talking and watching their show for at least 2 1/2 hours now, spencer giving facts and corrections, y/n giving opinions, for the pair to then debate upon. And spencer felt confident enough to invite y/n to lean on him.

“ you know, if your tired.. then i dont mind if you wanna lay on me- you must be tired…”

“ya- how did you know..?”

Y/n’s voice was that of someone who was already half asleep, the constant sound of the tv lulling him to sleep before spencer could even answer. But spencer didnt mind- he loved admiring y/n, his face so incredibly peaceful. And he thought to himself, ‘the cookies can wait till morning’, before soon doxing off himself.

The End 

[temfling]

DELTARUNE: MOTU PATLU THEORY

THATS RIGHT BABY!! IM BACK WITH THE THEORIES!! I couldn’t just stop at chapter… I dunno six! Yeah, I may have solved the Susies Inside chapter, but what about Chapter 3?? Well I got news for you guys…

Motu. And Patlu. Never heard of them? What are you, living under a rock or something… well… it’s a Hindi cartoon that’s really popular overseas… but wait. That’s the POINT! Your not SUPPOSED to know it… because it’s discarded…

So Every secret boss so far has a habit of being a darkner based on discarded/Forgotten/Unwanted items… well. How many people in the states know this cartoon? Not very many,,, even though it’s great… so could Motu and Patlu be what the next secret boss is based off of? Let’s see gamers…

EVIDENCE ONE: BIG GUY SKINNY GUY

Comedy duos, you know them, you love them. Woody, Buzz. Mario, Luigi. Bob, Larry. But what does this have to do with Motu and Patlu… erm guys… notice anything about most of them?! Mario, Buzz, Bob, and Motu: bulky big guys. Luigi, Larry, Woody, and Patlu: tall, thin guys… oh my goodness!! Motu and patlu ALSO fit that theme… “But how does this fit in with Deltarune chapter 3?!” Your asking… oh my gosh guys this is too easy!!

erm… Sans and Papyrus, the most iconic comedy duo next to none, is also bulky and thin. Guys?? Notice anything?? I think THIS proves that they’ll use blue soul… and that they’ll be cannon!! But need more proof?? SAY NO MORE:

On the left is Sans and Papyrus’s House, and on the right is Motu and Palau’s. Notice the similarity’s?? I do…

Maybe the Motu and Patlu secret boss could be a duo, and make fun of the whole trope of smart guy who does all the work and lazy dumb guy… hrm…

EVIDENCE TWO: CHARACTER SIMILARITIES!

Okay so we already talked about how Sans and Motu and Papyrus and Patlu are BASICALLY the same guy, but if your STILL not convinced, I got more…

Rook. Mike. Whatever there gonna be, the main boss of Chapter 3 seems to be a cheater, a criminal of sorts… well… hehee… you know who ELSE is a criminal?? JHON THE DON. That’s RIGHT. The TRUE and NEO villain of Motu and Patlu, who’s the son of motu and patlu’s town. He’s always causing trouble with his lackeys around… could this mean that chapter 3’s main boss is based on the Villian of Motu and Patlu, while the secret boss is the good guys…?! No… no… erm… YES! It’s kind of OBVIOUS??

My theory is the main boss is gonna be Mike, now dubbed “The Don.” He must’ve not only backstabbed Soamton, but the chapter three secret boss… and Tenna will be… I dunno… probably his own character.

Anyways, Gaster. “Gaster? This crazy guy who does bad things?” You may be asking what GASTER has to do with this theory… heh… well, gaster in undertale was the Royal Scientist, right? Well… erm… somebody pull up Motu Patlu Wiki!

He’s a SCIENTIST… who doesn’t treat his PATIENTS well… sounds familiar…

Dr. Jhakta also uses Motu and Patlu as Guinea Pigs for his work. Gaster uses darkners and does stuff that’s evil… or whatever. I think. I dunno BUT THE POINT IS GASTER MUST'VE LIKE EXPERIMENTED ON THE SECRET BOSS WHICH CAUSED THEM TO GO INSANE!! Erm…!!! Yes!!

FINAL PART: WHAT OBJECT ARE THEY

So at first I thought they could be like a bootleg DVD or whatever. But wait guys… remember where the chapters dark world is…

And then think about what Motu is known for. Dumb… lazy… but also, when he eats his favorite FOOD he gets super STRONG… wait. FOOD?! Guys what’s in houses? Kitchens… guys… what’s motus favorite food…??

SAMOSAS. THE DISCARDED OBJECT IS LIKE FROZEN SAMOSAS IN THE FRIDGE OR SOMETHING!!!

and if your STILL. Not. convinced… here’s some stuff

Yeah yeah yeah bye

[chaoticnezz]

Could you possibly do a comfort story with Larry from Sally face? It doesn’t have to be anything specific but maybe just friendly cuddles and reassurance? Thanks :D

Honestly, Larry would be an amazing big brother if he had a little sister, so I kinda imagine he would see you as one

🌸F!reader x Larry (platonic)🌸

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Addisons appartments weren't all too pretty, nor was it in the best condition. But the residents helped make up for it. Maybe some of the residents were magicans because it was extremely easy to get along with them.

Others not really so much. You had a few classes with a guy named Xander he was, in all honesty, the most popular dude in the school. Ladys wise that is. He just had such a carefree air around him, not to mention that he wasn't bad looking at all. his black hair always seemed so well taken care of, and he almost always had a smillllllle on his face.

Maybe that was what drew you to him. Maybe that was the first warning. A smile can be used for many reasons.

You watched as the leaves twirled in the wind as you sally, and ash all sat near the pond. Y/n didn't you say you were waiting on someone? huh, oh yeah, im waiting on Xander. You smiled at ash, but before she could say something, you heard the sound of a car door opening. Looking over, you saw Xanders smilely, face staring down at you.

Hey y/n! Ash and sally left you two alone say that they wanted to give you two some private time. Xander smiled and waved the two off. The second the two were no longer able to be seen, his smile dropped. Listen, im going to be honest with you. you're an awful woman. i mean, you can't even cater to your boyfriends desires. On top of that, you're not even good-looking. the only reason I got with you was because you had decent assets.

W-what, why are you saying all these things to me? See, you can't even understand what im saying. I don't want to be with you anymore. Is it that hard to understand. Before you could speak, Xanderes phone goes off. Now, if you'll excuse me I have a date with my girlfriend. Without another word, he got into his car and drove off. You didn't cry at first, maybe because the shock was a bit too much for you. Maybe that's also how you found yourself here.

Room 1B The room was located in the basement. Luckily, Lisa had given you the key to get in if you ever needed to. You enter the apartmenet and imedeantly went to the door that had the keep out door sign on it. You knocked, Who is it? It's me y/n, can I come in, please? Your tone must have been a little bit shakey because Larry rushed and opened the door.

as soon as the door opened, you fet it. As gentel as rain drops, tears began to fall down your face in an endless stream. Woah dude, are you like, alright? The only sound that came from your mouth was muffled clrys. Larry gently pulled you over to the bean bag and sat you down on it. You felt the bean bag dip on one side as Larry sat down next to you.

You hugged Larry very tightly. Surprised at first, Larry soon reciprocated the hug. The two of you sat in scilence that was ocasionaly broken up by a sob. Larry? your weak voice broken the silence. Yeah? Am I ugly? if you were able to see Larrys face, you would have seen a look of shock. Of course not, you're very beautiful, who told you otherwise? Xander.. he said that I was unatractive.

Larry hugged you tighter, Don't listen to what that asshole has to say! He has no taste at all! You should have seen that based on his shoes. you let out a small laugh and snuggled more into Larry. The two of you stayed like that for the rest of the night.

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Larry beat Xanders ass afterwards :)

[kaipotato]

Announcement regarding my Hermitcraft AU

hello fellas! I am happy to announce the start of the fic writing for my Hermitcraft AU, which is currently dubbed the merger au, but the name is subject to change

there is a public doc with the lore, species, and introductory stuff which can be found here

canon designs will be posted over the coming week(s), starting the day this is posted

i will try to be consistent with chapters and im planning for once every month or sooner if possible

this is also my first ever fic so it WILL have flaws

the fic will contain light shipping with NO nsfw content, possible gore, and horror imagery so if any of that makes you uncomfortable DO NOT INTERACT

all shipping is of the characters, not ccs

and for the people who are new to the au, here is the intro which is also avalible on the public spreadsheet:

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[The fic would follow the pov of Scar but may alternate sometimes. It is set in season 10 and Scar is still suffering the effects of Secret Life.]

 Since Scar never died in Secret Life, he was pulled out of the loop manually by the secret keeper and was almost coaxed into becoming one, but he escaped in time before any major damage was done. 

Except the secret keeper follows him.

When Scar fled the watchers' realm, he accidentally led the secret keeper to the Hermitcraft S10 world, giving them access to it and every other Hermitcraft world before it. In an attempt to communicate with Scar and bring him back to the watchers,the secret keeper uses this new “tool” to mess with reality and merge the different worlds. Some days, a random building from season 8 might show up in a crater, other days Larry may return because “the snails built him on the cart” (lie), and sometimes this even affects the hermits themselves, causing sudden wardrobe, personality, and motive changes.

 Like how Joel randomly grew a Tanooki tail when joining the server. 

Many people blamed the servers' already weird aspects in terms of species, but others suspected it was caused by the transition to becoming a “hermit.” Joel himself claimed it was caused by too much time around Etho and that it was because “Etho is so obsessed he used his mind to give me a tail so that we had something in common.” No one believed him.

And we can’t forget Etho somehow getting a glass monopoly, which was also pointed out by some when the permits were handed out, and is also not possible since every hermit only got 6 shopping permits. The keeper seemed to favor Etho in this way.

Maybe it was Magic Mountain’s looming presence and mystic powers, but Scar felt that many things were off this season. From the weird references to past seasons, Etho’s odd luck, Joel’s mutations or…..

…..was it the feeling of not being alone?

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aaand thats all you get for now ;)

all content will be under the hermitcraft merger au tag and any ideas or fanart is welcome! <3

[cringe6fail6star6]

@bluewizard1 random scene(?) i thought about... beginning mentorship arc

Amber gets a job at some office desk job, its a good pay and she already made a whole plan to find that random magical girl(nb) who saved her but attempted to wipe her memories (after she had her wish granted so wiping memories didnt work). She walks into the firm and meets her mentor. Thats reader with huge cat lounging over their shoulders.

reader: "Hi--" eyes widen "Hello! I take it youre a new recruit! Nice to meet you."

amber: "is that a cat?"

reader, already prepared, shines their cat brouche on the jacket: "ah so you noticed! I made a rendition of my cat bc i miss him so much when im at work. :)"

Amber: "i meant--"

reader: "i can show you where the break room at, the best room in the whole building. but you didnt hear it from me ;)"

in the break room. reader holding onto the counter and helping thragg step off their shulder.

reader, not smiling: "i take it the magic didnt work."

amber: "is that a cat?" shes remembering similiar creature granting her wish

reader: "yeees. i take it you already made a deal?" looks her up and down, sees new bracelet tilts their head as they look at amber again

amber: "i didnt want people to die..." reader feels their hand bein pulled down by a paw as they listen to amber "i couldnt let them die and i had a chance so i took it. but im not sure i can do this."

r: "commendable. i just wanted a pet. n look at him, stealing all the coffee" looks down at the cats head fully submerged in their mug "sorry, kid, i cant help you. magical girls(nb), are more of solitary jobs."

a: "but others--" the ship was being saved by other magical girls n reader had to help pull amber out of there while otheres fight the witch

r: "others get paid for it. outside of their original wishes." they interrupt as they scratc the cats head "and also, they dont have pets to take care of. im a busy person"

a: "...wait wait wait" she points at the incubator whos using readers arm as a step stool "your wish was... to make the cat your pet?"

r, nodding: "yeah. hes a dick though. i guess thats all incubators trait. mark tried to bite my hand off"

a: "their names "incubators" ?"

r: "this ones thragg. hes a dick. but hey, he fulfilled my wish, kinda happy about it." little kiss on the cats head

a: "..." just staring at reader

r: "..." staring back at her "i can give u cecils number if--" soulgem starts emmiting light. "i just got to work." reader groans but picks up the incubator back on their shoulders and walk away.

a: "what does that mean? why did it light up?" walks behind them as reader back in their worksona

r, ignoring amber n walking past co-workers: "hey, theres no coffee beans left so im picking up a few things out the office. anyone needs anything?" walks past cubicles quickly, glancing at their accesory with their soul inside. "on second thought, the store isnt that far away, ill pick them up quickly n return." their sleeves come up. "oh, larry, tell manager i took the intern on a traning out the office." they pat the guy n wave amber along.

she speeds up walking with them.

amber: "why are we going so fast? and where? is that some witch? why is it here? where are others? do they work here too?"

r: "cecil left my office outside of the alarms on my demand so now im soloing this. anyway, turn while no one is around." they point her up and down as they quickly turn in their outfit. "civilians dont see the transformation, just the outfits-- hi ben." ben yelps from the outfit. "its cosplay thursday, did you forget again? nah dont worry my man." throws random magical strings on bens eyes while reader urges amber to turn already.

the two walk past ben while hes laughing n tries to pulll the strip away from his eyes, which stuubbornly doesnt do that until amber turns n reader retrieves it to be added to their outfit.

when the two finally get to the highest floor, theres an entrance to the witches dimension.

r: "thragg get off my shoulders" they put him on the floor, he stands there watching amber. "are you coming? no one else coming. i promise to share."

a: "um, i dont know what i should do! how do i--"

r: "stand back, ill deal with the witch. just dodge." shrug, falls into a portal, incubator follows. amber swallows but enters with them.

...

fight later, reader picking up amber out of the portal before it closes. holding onto a wall, catching their breath.

r: "youre really good at this, kinda crazy you handled it far better than i did my first time"

a: "thanks, thanks for saving me at the start there"

amber internally: "WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED"

reader, internally: "if she ever gets hurt im turning into a witch and killing this planet"

....

the two walk past ben whos wearing some ridiculous fast to make cosplay. the two are back in their office uniform

r: "sorry ben, partys over, but great costume!" they pat bens shoulders n man sulks down.

[louisisalarrie]

Was that crystabell Riley phone call ever debunked coz it’s the only thing that makes me doubt Larry

OH BOY this takes me back hahahaha. good god, that was a wild time on tumblr.

back in the day, we had fairly legit groupies (often times sleeping casually with Oli/Calvin and 1d’s other friends), who always said that H and L would never pull and always politely decline. They said that if a “groupie” said they’d slept with Harry, that’s how you knew they weren’t legit, because those two never pulled.

Now, im not saying every story we heard from the groupies was true, but the “receipts” we got from some of the ones who weren’t in a trusted friendship with the bigger 1d blogs here at the time, that weren’t trusted by us, often said the most ridiculous things. I’d recommend checking out a bunch of groupie chats here, to gauge a little more about what was going on at this time during the fandom. It was wild.

Anywho, yes, this was debunked. Antis like to use it because you can hear Zayn… but you can’t hear Harry? Why tf is Harry there but dead quiet and not saying anything? Also, of course they’d be aware that phone calls with them would be recorded. It was all just a bit of a mismatched shit show of a wattpad story.

Now, IF this was legit, would Zayn just be using Harry’s name to encourage the girls to come up? Isn’t he himself an international superstar? He wouldn’t need to convince them to come because Harry is there. But it does sound a whole lot like he’s trying to convince these girls which is ridiculous like I wouldn’t need any convincing at all, but these gals would like to think they’re heavily in demand and the boys were just desperate to sleep with them like come onnnnnnnnn.

It was debunked by groupies who weren’t Larries and were actually antis, larries, and some other antis lol. If I remember correctly, we analysed the audio and found that some bits were actually snippets of interviews or the voices had been doctored or faked or something. It was kind of decided somewhat unanimously that it was faked.

But don’t doubt larry because of this shit. People went to some crazy lengths back in the day.

[emlovesniallhoran]

Faith?

a blurb about religion because it’s complicated and confusing sometimes, but that’s okay.

Synopsis: niall and you are engaged, but you realize you’ve never talked about religion…

Tags: niall x reader engaged, soft!Niall, fluff

Words: 593

CW: mentions of religion, specifically catholicism and general christianity. reader’s belief is kept vague though.

A/N: seems like late night blurbs are becoming my theme… inspiration strikes when i’m in bed alone with my thoughts. i wrote this (on my phone again sorry) because im going through a weird religion patch with a not-so-understanding partner, so i wanted a bit of comfort and thought some of you guys would appreciate it too xx

(also i clearly don’t actually know niall’s relationship with religion or his beliefs, this is just what i came up with based on what i know and my own perception of him.)

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it was a quiet morning. sunday. rain falling gently outside. the two of you are sat at his kitchen table, him eating a bowl of cereal and scrolling on his phone while you’re on your laptop. you two have been engaged for about a month now, and you’ve been looking at venues.

as you’re looking, you see a mix of venues; gorgeous barns, outdoor venues, and then some beautiful churches…

church.

you realize thats a pretty big topic you two haven’t really touched yet, which is shocking given how you’ve been together for a few years now. and that topic is pretty important when it comes to wedding planning.

“…are you religious?” you ask out of the blue, looking over the screen of your laptop at him.

Niall lifts his head from his phone at your question, finishing chewing his cereal before he speaks up. “depends what you consider ‘religious.’ am i out there going to church every sunday? clearly not, its 11am and im still in sweats eating cereal.”

you laugh at that, seeing his point. “well yeah, i knew that… do you believe in god, though? or any higher power?”

Niall just shrugs, setting down his phone and sitting back a bit, contemplating. “i think i do. it’s hard to pin down. i’d like to believe there’s some higher power up there pulling the strings, maybe a nice place to go once we pass. i’ve never really clung to it, though. i mean, yeah, i grew up catholic, went to catholic school, went to church with my family on sunday’s as a boy. i don’t really think about it much, though. i suppose i do still believe. what’s brought all this up then?”

“Oh, i was just looking at venues for the wedding, and seeing all these churches made me realize we never really talk about religion.” you say, your eyes going back to the screen of your laptop.

“ah, makes sense…” he says, nodding his head before taking another bite of cereal. “well if it’s about that, then i don’t mind if we get married in a church or not. i don’t have a strong preference. all i care is that i get to marry you.” he speaks through chewing, and if his mouth wasn’t full of cereal as he spoke, maybe it would have made you tear up a bit. He says it like it’s the most obvious thing in the world — just love, plain and certain.

“i dont mind whatever you believe in, either.” he adds, finally swallowing his cereal. “if you say we have to get married in a church, then ill help find the nicest church possible. im all in, whatever way you want.” he says as he stands up, planting a quick kiss to your temple before walking off with his now empty cereal bowl.

you smile and look back over at him, feeling that flutter in your heart. the one you get every time he does this. just says something that makes your heart melt without even realizing.

“i’ll keep that in mind…” you say, watching him simply cleaning his dish at the sink.

right then you realize that you really did find ‘the one.’ he makes you feel so safe. there’s no judgement in him at all, he’s so open, doesn’t push… you feel lucky. lucky to get to spend the rest of your life with someone as understanding as him.

You two spend the rest of your cozy sunday morning curled up on the sofa together looking at your laptop screen, scrolling through different venues, churches or not, because in the end, you’re getting married because you love each other.

and when you love someone, you don’t need to fully understand their beliefs to accept them.

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this could really be just a bunch of gibberish again, but i hope it gives comfort if you’re going through what i am right now or something similar. religion is tricky, but you don’t need to have it all figured out. i love you all, goodnight lovers 🤍

[spacedlexi]

hey same anon from yesterday!

first off, good luck with your assignments, Killin myself out here too.

And thanks for the advice! I’m trying to make it canonical while in a modern au, so since this was a mainly S1 part of the series, Clem’s parents + Lee’s wife nonsense still happens, just navigated differently. Different dates obviously happen, some characters are less prominent and others are more (i.e St. John’s useless, or Larry + Lee’s family roles/created)

For the personalities, some characters are just easier to write I think. I’ll never understand the Violet southerner thing, a telltale sight for me is if someone messes that up. (Also basically every story has Minerva as a total asshole so that’s funny)

I tried to implement game lines too, while putting it in modern context! And the end of the day you’re right, it is MY choice, just want to have it look nice. Again, thanks and good luck!

using lines ripped from the game can definitely be helpful, especially if it feels natural in the scene, i would just be careful in not leaning on it too much. adding a twist to it definitely helps. but really try to pay attention to the cadence with which characters speak. theres a rhythm to Everything. do they stutter when theyre nervous? do they use a lot of filler words? do they hesitate at all or do they speak confidently? do they enunciate? stuff like that. if you can figure that out it makes it easier to write dialogue that really feels like its coming from that character. think about the different ways multiple characters may express the same idea. how does it get filtered through their heads and mouths. its less about What the character is saying and more How theyre saying it. believability and all that. to me it feels like pulling off a magic trick

it really is just a delicate balance of behavior and vocabulary. its why i try to cut a lot of slack to writers when it comes to fic. i know its a hard line to walk, and i'll give points for getting Enough right. especially for characters we dont see much of. thats why even tho it annoys me a bit i understand why so many people write minnie as being a possessive asshole and not much else. its why i end up going down the rabbit hole trying to figure out who she was before the delta. like we Know she was a different person, we just dont know much about that person, and the experience/thought process that she had that turned her from the "didnt even like killing walkers" never mind the darkness minnie into the minnie that killed her sister. i find her to be a really interesting character because its obvious she still cares about the ericson group in some fucked up way (sans clem she just sees her as an obstacle to getting them back) and i Do wish that depth was examined more in fics. but maybe im just not reading the right ones

ANYWAY i hope this has all been helpful and good luck with your writing 💕

[persephoneflouwers]

Hi Angie, i hope it is alright that im calling you Angie, this is C.

Sorry for not replying earlier, I hope you are doing good. I’m also sorry to see that you lost someone so important to you, hope you are feeling better now.

I kinda screenshotted your answer to get back to you at a more suitable time (I see that I have the best timing now that the circus is back in town like talk about that wasted time eh Harry, anyway..)

I’m sorry that the fandom evolved into a place where you (and me and I’m sure many others) are feeling bad for voicing opinions that are essentially the fundamentals of being a larrie. The way this has been happening is particularly disheartening when people accuse us of apparently not respecting their closet or blaming them for their closets, like that is some level of gaslighting and guilt tripping.

I guess the fandom became this way now because louder voices are more occupied with following the biggest popstar (their words definitely not mine) of recent years than two closeted musicians that they can see past all the bs H and his team pull to the point where them voicing all the praise and how this fuck-boy persona is a must to make it big are drowning out the reasonable judgments of many levelheaded fans that can still manage to be here.

It really makes me wonder how it would be now with H and L if the fandom could have been more open with our criticism towards their recent way of handling fame, business etc, like im not trying to attribute more importance than we deserve to us as a fandom in their lives or saying we know better than them but we experienced firsthand how they were attuned to the chatter of larry fandom, maybe some tough love is what they need to hear instead of all the coddling (especially H) they are oddly receiving mostly from this part of fandom.

Also, im not trying to sound insensitive but it feels like they are missing Jay-like figure in their lives who im firmly believing was the voice of reason for them (I dont wanna get into this too much out of respect for Jay)

I have so much respect for you (and other blogs like you) bc you guys refuse to give into pressure of following whats come to be “the truth” and still speak your truths, there is nothing off putting about that believe me, it is admirable.

Im sorry if this ask feels incoherent, if it is so, you are gonna understand why in my following ask which would be just for you.

Hello, C 🦋 it’s so comforting to read your messages every now and then. I hope life is treating you well.

I know I made myself a reputation of an hater, but I’m not. I’m just constantly pushing back whatever stupid move they make. I don’t care if it’s good for their business, it’s not worthy on a human level and I fear the day people will start prioritising job and money and commercial success.

I also understand ignoring whatever thing you don’t like is a way to cope and go through this and curate your experience, but still it won’t make it go away. It’s hard at times, especially here - I’m not particularly close to anyone here so it feels like my experience is just me speaking into the void, you know? - and in this isolation sometimes I feel like the evil character but I don’t think I am. I’m a fan like everyone else, except I am very opinionated and more often than not I don’t agree with what I see/read here and there.

But thank you for coming back. I will not post the other part II because I like that little secret between us 😌 you’ll find me here when you decide to share more of your thoughts of course <3

[badcopslovingwife]

what do you think of the original version of the lego movie which is called the piece of resistance? https://www.sellingyourscreenplay.com/wp-content/uploads/screenplay/scripts/The-Lego-Movie.pdf

copy and paste the link

My rant is not going to be chronological or that deep, just the fun things i noticed and enjoyed and of course most of it is about bad cop, cos of course it is. big fan of a lot of things but also glad that some were changed. Big fan of bad cop swearing, showing up in like three scenes and dying but let me be honest i would NOT have a blog dedicated to him if he turned out like that. Doris is cannon in my heart and emmet calls her every week. The whole wyldstyle (Gemini) being emmets ex and dating a guy called neckbeard i got no clue where to even start at. Benny and moppy is great and i wish they kept moppy in because they literally burn it alive. Emmet being appearently too creative to fit in with people and struggling with social cues, i feel like that speaks for itself. The message of the teamwork was great and im glad it got kept in the final film. Fucking love the fact larrys just kind of there. "Broken or assembled" from one of the bad cop poster just has a much nicer ring than "Broken or together". Wishing we could have seen bad cop in masterbuilder high school though. "He has an incredible mind" is honestly what i should say when people ask what the hell i see in bc. Loooovee the makerpeepers and reminds me of an AU i had made up that i didnt post about. Glad they kept the lucy emmet grab. Not a big fan of the weird ass uncle that finn would have. Krazy karls va is alan tudik in my head. The message of "just do shit cos you can" is a nice one and basically why im here in the first place. Benny from the movie is great, he acts like a crackhead and im honestly into it, if he acted like that in the movie i wouldnt mind coppernauts that much cos theyd both be weird ass freaks and i love those kinds of ships. The part where they all scurry to come up with a plan is such a fun way to put more personality into each of the characters. The integretion of like 2D and 8-bit lego during some scenes would have been so darn cool if they kept it, but the whole lego movie thing about making it seem like you could make it all at home would be kind of hard to pull off with that. The part where they see the kragled family and the son calls out to the mom and emmet hears it.. Goddayum. COS ALL HE WANTS TO DO IS RECONNECT WITH HIS MOM!!!! Also forgot bad cop was going to be a masterbuilder for a while and the themes of him chasing other masterbuilders just screams internalized homophobia allegory. Love the bird and the people being influenced by each others creations. I feel like the mark on emmets hand should have been a smiley face and that he should have seen it in the stars as well, but thats just me being a big fan of duality and having everything be connected. The whole thing about a giant Emmet in the human world i feel was cut for good reasons because there are honestly much better ways to portray the message. Making tedd this depressed loser was a real bold choice cos like what are they trying to show, that adults who play with lego dont have their life together? The doris protecting emmet really reminds me of Linda and aaron from the mitchells vs the machines (almost as if lord miller wrote both of those films and also THE SPIDERVERSE) Lord miller i see you trying to sneak in a giant robot into every single movie you write, its okay, youll get em eventually. Honestly i love the lego movie as it is, but its fun to see what helped it form. It was hella fun to re read it again and have a trip down memory from when i read it the first time and honestly i can rant all day about this movie and its related properties cos there are A LOT of content for it. Thanks for the ask!!

[mariiii456]

I will ruin all fandoms that exist /JOKe. I'mma make a break in 2 her of the same thing TW : GORE, SU1C1D3 AND HEAVY OMORI REFERENCE

*Mary Barry and Larry are fighting on why Larry won't put on the key for yk but Mary went a bit over board so she said something that broke Larry's hearth for EVER.*

Mary : LARRY JUST PUT ON THE STUPID KEY.

Larry : NO MARY IM SORRY BUT NO

Mary : OH MY GOD I WISH YOU WERE DEAD. I NEVER LIKED YOU, I WANTED TO BE FRIENDS BECAUSE I NEED YOU TO DO THE PROJECT.

Larry was silent. Barry and Mary were in shock. Barry noticed that Larry was crying? He never cried in front of them before...

Larry ran out of the door.

Mary : Larry wait.!

Barry : Mary why would you say that?!

Mary : i-I im sorry it was on accident..

Barry : it's ok I guess.. We are gonna visit Larry after school.

Mary : ok...

After school Mary and Barry went to visit Larry. They knock on the door

Larry's mom : oh hello! Welcome your Larry's friends right? Come in come in

Mary : thank you Ms.. But uhm where is larry?

Larry's mom : I think he is in his room he went home early I don't know why but yeah I think he is in his room

Mary : ok then thank you!

Larry's mom : it's my pleasure!

Mary and Barry gently open the door. Larry was holding a g3n and was pointing it to his head

Barry : l-larry. put that g3n down..

Larry : I'm sorry Barry.. And here is your birtsay present Mary. Happy birthday...

Barry : LARRY NO-

Larry pulls the trigger and blood is everywhere. Mary was in shock. Barry just sat there and cried while calling 911

Ok bye I'mma make pt2 later I'm bored and planning on drawing this 🤭🤭👍👍🔥🔥🔥