#im not like close close but sortof

[raideoarts]

Going to visit my heart again soon

[missn00tson]

Yoo Wooin headcanons

Hi, the Wooin landscape is barren af, so Im here to offer my headcanons abt him.

Hope you enjoy!

Nb!Reader

Sfw:

He's Bi, or def fruity in some shape or form.

I once read abt him being in a poly relationship and it has been ingraved in my mind ever since.

Def the type of guy to do a lot of pda. He likes to slap your ass in public, a lot. He's not the type of guy to be gentlemanly and open the door for you, but when he does he will slap your ass as he enters after you.

How comfortable he is with you changes a lot about how he acts with you. When you've been a thing or sortof thing for a long time he will get less... annoying? Dont get me wrong, he's still a litle shit but shows more of a caring side of his. It also ups his aftercare, like, he doesn't leave u or kick u out right after sex.

True to the story he's a little shit always up to somthing, and up for anything. He'd prolly not think twice if you suggest to do smth strange or dangerous.

Would spoil u excessively w gifts. I cant promise u theyre pretty (you have seen his fashion style, its not for everyone) but they will be expensive for sure.

Buys you matching clothes and expects you to wear them so he can show you off.

Will ask you to draw anything and get it tattooed. No mater how good your drawing skills r, if u can hold a pen you're good.

He's pretty good at drawing himself, but just like the rest of him his drawing style is rather... unique. He had been interested in becoming a tattoo artist for a while, and would become one if he didnt get as much money from illegal activities as he does.

Would do drugs and other types of substances with you for fun. He especially loves doing it before and after you've fucked.

He has the most obnoxious alarm ever (if he even feels like getting anywhere on time) and takes too damn long to turn it off.

Types with the most incoherent text messages ever. His texts r abbreviations from hell and as short as they can be. The only emojys he uses r 😎 and 🖕🏻

If you use the middle finger emoji tho he'll tell u it means u have a small dick just to annoy you.

Leaves you on read when you dont ask for a specific answer. He wont answer with an "okay" or anything either.

Would randomly call u at 3am and ask u if he was with u last night when the cops ask him for an alibi. It doesnt matter if he did it or not, he'd lie.

Dont expect him to cook. If you're eating at home it's just simple cupnoodles, otherwise he goes to eat out for every meal.

The guy walks so. Tremendously. slow. Like, showing off walking all badassly but walking slow like a SNAIL

Has the most annoying morning alarm ever (if he even feels like getting somewhere on time) and takes an eternity to turn it off.

Doesn't include you in his job, but isnt super secretive or apologetic abt it at all either.

He's total shit at talking about his feeling other than "annoyed" and "horny", same goes for consoling you about yours.

When you're not close yet he will most likely leave you to yourself as he has no clue how to deal with it other than letting it pass. He might offer you to do something you like to put your mind off it.

If you're more of a serious (for how serious it can be) thing he will try to console u in his own way. He will stay by your side, most likely uncomfortably staring in the distance until u tell him what you want him to do.

Strangely so, these are the moments where he's uncharcyeristicallt distant. Usually he's a guy with 0 personal space but then he just lets you be until he gets told otherwise (sounds submissive to me ahEm-)

If your just a bit down (and he has outruled the possibility that you're mad at him, so you wont atack him outta nowhere) he will try to cheer u up with stupid dirty jokes.

Nsfw:

Would be into crossdressing. More so himself than his partner, but I can see him wearing a short skirt for shits nd giggles once and realizing things abt himself.

Looooves doggy style. Esp when he tops. He loves watching himself sliding in and out of you while you fuck, it just awakens something inside of him.

Would be the type to push u deeper while youre giving him head.

As an adrenaline junky he loves the idea of fucking and teasing in public. Even better if someone else watches.

Def some sort of sadist. He esp loves hour long edging followed by overstimulation. (I dont make the rules. I do but I dont :)

Loves the idea of phone sex, until he gets too horny and wants to do it himself.

But moments like those r the easiest moments to dom him. Yes, he's a switch, a brat for sure.

Even if he doesnt like to admit it, during spicy time is the only moment ur allowed to order him around and having a chance of him listening.

Dont overdo it tho, if he doesnt feel completely at ease w u yet he'll snap right out of it again (esp when he was planning on domming) and rail u even harder.

His rythm is slow and teasing at first, trying to tick you off, but as his own high nears he rams into you with short but quick thrusts.

Continues to fuck you even after you both came, enjoying the pain it gives him and the strangled moans and grunts tou let out.

Loves it when you beg. He loves feeling superior and being worshipped.

Though when hes subbing. Degradation kink. Im telling you. D e g r a d a t i o n

Hes not a gentle guy, he get turned on by seeing your tear stained face. He'd lick off the drops while he's pounding inside of you, wishing you'd cry more.

When he praises you he'll always degrade you at the same time, often using degrading nicknames. "Such a pretty slut for me" "This pathetic doll is taking me so well, aren't they?"

Loves when you bite and scratch him. It sends him straight over the edge when you scratch his back while he's fucking you.

Especially when he's bottoming he loves it when you leave bite marks allover him. On his neck, hut also his inner tighs make him weak in the knees.

You can bite down pretty deeply. If it draws blood, he'll slightly spread his legs further for you to lick it off.

Loves it when you moan around his cock.

Def a hair puller while recieving head, bobbing your head forcefully up and down making you gag.

He asks you to show your tongue after you've swallowed.

Loves calling you "my good slut"

Enjoys having his hands tied back while you ride him. He loves the way you body bounces while you move atop of him while he strains his hands in his cuffs.

He loves when you use him, ignoring his needs and pleasuring yourself.

The idea of his partners useing him while he's tied up and gagged, unable to stop them from edging and overstimulating him. One on top of him and the other eyeing them like a predator. Man that's maybe even better then drugs for him.

He loves hunting. Whether it's chasing you in a haunted house before taking you against the wall or you chasing him before making him crumble under your fingers.

Even though he's a shit, he knows the importance of knowing what your partner wants, and he'd make sure to get to know your prefrences beforehand. After all, what fun would it be if you're not up to do what he wants?

Aftercare after quickies is rare but when you have played a scene with him he will help you clean up and ask you about your opinion of the scene.

He knows no personal space. He cuddles with you until you both fall asleep, but leaves in the morning after showering and eating. (ofc depending on how close u are. If it's just a one night stand he leaves for sure, unless u put some magic on him. If youre more of a regular thing he'd make himself comfortable until u wake up and leave afterwards)

I have no clue how many words this is, but thank you for reading! :)

IHis lips also look so pink and juicy in the newest chapters, did he buy him some lipgloss or smthh?? I love itttt

[sidabro]

ok for the ask meme i have to ask again but this time....give the people gilbo beilbo. please :3

;) of course.. i wouldve probably sent an anon to myself of him if you didnt, all because i wouldve wanted you to like the post.. hand on heart. :3

favorite thing about them: a year ago, i wouldve answered ''absolutelly nothing''. In a way, that hasnt changed.. i think that -in canon-, hes a very easy character to be annoyed at, to not like. But im a diffrent soul, so i will say, as much as it probably grites you: how hes such a good brother.. he sincerelly cares for Ludwig, he cared for Karl/Klaus, he cares for Lily, Kungelmugel (whats his name..), others that hes not even related to too- under all of his annoying behavior, is geniuine love and support, and wish for those he loves to succeed. He annoys others because he wants them to think about him, notice him, hes excentric as fuck and arrogant but its his way of showing love and being close to others. ''Arent you so lucky i love you?" and the answer he wants is ''yes, i am''.. the way he loves is just so very <33333

least favorite thing about them: its hard not to say ''he did the northern crusades'' ... l have nothing concrete i dislike about him otherwise. ive come to reason it all off as ''he wouldnt be himself if he didnt do x or wasnt like y''. You changed me!

favorite line: ou i think it was in one of the character descriptions Himaruya did but it was like.. ''we have to break the wall in our hearts''.. it was unreasonably hillarious then and it is now. and if that ones not real, ''diplomatic poses 1-85'' is hysterical. Come on, Ludwig, you could learn so much if you were just willing..

brOTP: Ludwiiiiiiiggg :33 ^ best brothers forever.. They live together! He will die in his arms, there wont be a diffrent fate! Ludwig hopes to keep him alive with bratwurst and bad coffee of course .. it seems to be working so far

OTP: With Kornelius 😊😊 (for those unaware: Livonian brothers of the sword order's sexiest knight that ever lived) before 1410, and i dont really think about what happens next.. i could confidently say that i fight on your side of the trenches with frying pan trio though..

nOTP: with Tolvydas or Feliks.. Feliks could work for maybe twenty years at the start of the deal but the order betrayed polish trust in an irreparable manner, id say.. and Tolvydas well for obvious reasons.. Oh wait! Also with Matthew! I think that one is just dumb as shit, no hate intended for anyone but its so random and dumbass

random headcanon: I like to think he doesnt speak english, like, at all. He knows german and dialects, random archaic lithuanian swearwords, enough hungarian to call Erszeveta at three am, some faint french overleft from the 18th century, and an ammount of russian that hes actively tried to forget with copious ammounts of alcohol, all for it to resurface from something random (which he understands, but wont speak).. but english is not biteable to him. Its like those english people who call german the deviltongue and mock it ''it sounds like a paperbag being chewed and oh so many articles''... hes the same towards english. cant gag out a ''good evening'' to save his life, and he gets annoyed, confused and fussed up about the lack of articles, lack of conjugating in verbs and so on..

unpopular opinion: i dont think hes a slob and wont clean his share.... theres an entire canon game of him going to peoples homes and cleaning them because he wants attention. he threw out like seven of Roderich's trousers. Seriously! He folds his clothes neat just like Ludwig, i wouldnt be surprised if hes the one that tought him that.

song i associate with them: because im not normal about him, here is my chronological (sortof, very biased.. ) playlist.. if i had to pick just one song, Saltatio Moris - Prometheus is my german voice for him

favorite picture of them: literally what on earth was this? sometimes i sit in my armchair and remember this for no reason.. The hungarian-style crown and samsung flip-phone really do complete this. He's sitting like he has period pains. I love it.

[twipsai]

Ren and Pasu actually grew up together. they met when they were 8 and 12 respectively bc they lived relatively close by (this was before inkopolis squares renovations but they still lived close to the square, probably within walking distance) and would play together and shit. Ren was always a bit of an alienated kid. his parents didnt rlly give a shit about him and he was too quiet to make friends so Pasu was his only friend for awhile. Pasu was sortof the weird kid but he was very extroverted, so he never had trouble making friends but deff had trouble keeping them, so they were like a set that didnt like to separate, which is sorta why they have such a strong sibling bond-- what? oh sorry im getting a call(phone explodes in my hand)

[youhavehitawall]

"1998 Saxon GTSC (Grand Touring Sport Coupe) 3-Liter Inline SIX 255 HP SAE @ 6,600 RPM"

no the fuck he isnt!!! that man is a Shelby GTSC Prototype with a fairly heavy helping of Nissan 350Z. and he's got to be older than 1998. thats only eight years before cars there's noone who would announce for the biggest sport league in the country with merely eight years experience thats IF hes already an adult at that time. fuck this im turning him into a crazy mideighties space car have you seen how fucking fat his tyres are btw theyre Racing Spec Tyres ! ! . that man is pulling serious horse!! he is absolutely taking advantage of the free track access.

on a semirelated note it is fascinating to see how car design is slightly different to human / animal design. From the designer's perspective theres nothing technically Wrong with Bob's design. but you can tell he's not a real car especially sitting next to a Real Car [darrell]. everything is Almost Right but just Slightly Off for what you would get with an actual car. ill forgive the grille because they make a lot of wiggle room in the cars universe but his headlights are pointed in the wrong direction. his rearviews are too long. he has a sidestep but only sortof????? do you know what i mean. they looked at a 350Z through a wiggly mirror and they were like Yeah thats ok. gave him a thicker ass which is nice. u couldve made him one of the hottest rides on the planet. we were robbed

HE"S SO CLOSE TO A 350Z. DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE MISSED DO YOU HELLO

[abandonedsdjfhcvndfbv]

I love my sortof thick legs Favvvv feature of the shell that contains me

And i took pictures of new fits today but im shy but not posting them haunts me i just see them whenever i close my eyes its like a nightmare its so weird seeint my own face when i close my eyes wtf isthis The mirror dimension

[my-lunaberg]

Its kinda wild to think about how miserably and sortof obviously Dream failed. Im not talking about him getting defeated and thrown in jail bc its clear he still have some tricks up his sleeve, I mean like, he tried to rid himself of attachment and he didnt even come close. He named his armor, his sword, his trident even though it was completely unnecessary because they were his, because they meant something to him yknow

Edit: I cant believe I forgot about George hes so attached to thatbguy its almost embarrassing

[darkliterature-music-coffee]

so, hear me out i had a friend. i mean we are still friends. but we were sooooo soo close. like she was my soul mate sortof friends. we are related by family. we have met each other before and all but we had this urge to spend a day alone. so we did. we did. we talked a lot walked alot. yeh had solid fun. but after she left i didnt want to see her again. i felt no pain. i didnt want her anymore. i never texted her for a solid month. neither did she. was that day enough for the two of us? isnt there any more of us ? wtf just happened? im concluding that we no more have anything for each other. i didnt even try to reach out. wtfffff

[imoutodaughter]

chain of events to analyze

talking to Rome on the dses about asking for what we want and feeling yearning for our partners.

worried because wanted to have some intimate/private time to just curl up in the tent with either of my partners and listen to the loons

it was the last night so the last chance for that to happen

tugged at camille and tried to ask him if we could pretty please do that tonight because it was the last night and I rly wanted to cuddle him in the tent

night goes on more, Amy feels distant as well but want to give her space. she starts talking with Erik lots and they eventually end up cuddling on the beach.

start to feel sad/jealous? I was happy to see her happy and comfy but I wanted to cuddle somebody body to body like that on the trip too, up to that point I hadn't gotten to cuddle up to anyone

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the sleeping arrangement wasn't really a problem per se but it's just that every night there wasn't really a cuddle or moment of intimacy before I had to go on my separate bed it was just kindof me straight to my separate bed and mom and dad cuddling next to me.. it just contributed to the rly deep want to cuddle as well and felt lil isolating/lonely

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at some point camille pointed out how close Erik and Amy were getting and how they were cuddling and stuff, an that kinda brought a bit more attention internally to how i was feeling about wanting some intimacy and attention that night

after a while goes by I retreat to the tent to try and wait for camille to come and to give Amy space to do her thing and try not to let it make me feel jealous or envious, I knew I was starting to feel threatened/insecure in my relationship and felt like it would be better if I just removed myself

i started crying in the tent because I was feeling overlooked and really really really really craving intimacy and started to sortof spiral a bit into my head and feelings of being unwanted and other insecurities boiled up

then camille came into the tent really drunk and started dry humping me and being really silly... i know he was just trying to have fun and unwind and drink and stuff but I just felt very overlooked in that I was kindof in distress and trying to reach out to him about that and it felt invisible to him while he was intoxicated

then he said something about how he was okay with Amy and Erik getting close and I reacted really poorly and muttered "I'm not" and what I think I truly meant by that was "im not in a mental state to process that happening" but that didn't get across to camille.

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in retrospect I severely regret this part and sphere of things I said and how I acted, Erik was not a threat to me and Amy's relationship, It truly didn't matter to me that she was being close and intimate with him, what was really going on in my brain was that I was in a vulnerable mental state where I couldn't process things like that happening healthily or at all and it went straight to my nervous system

in my heart I love Amy so much and fully supported her freedom to explore intimacy with other people but in that moment because of other things going on in my head i was feeling particularly vulnerable and insecure in my relationships. If it was something she told me about or I learned about even the next day I would have reacted wildly different and I truly feel wildly different about it all than i expressed in my reaction and my words following.

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after leaving to puke and brush his teeth, camille came back and was too intoxicated to really engage much and jus sortof flopped into bed and at that point I felt like there was no way I was going to get to cuddle anyone on the last night, and the circumstances combined with how I was already feeling triggered me to enter a full on fight or flight state

at this point I was having violent urges to lash out at myself and others, I was having intrusive thoughts about hurting people in the camp and myself

I tried to express this to camille by telling him but it came out very aggressively and threatening and my whole body was in fight mode

my attempts to express the feelings and intrusive thoughts I was having came out just as aggressive threats, I said "I'll go kill both of them right now" "what if I go kill everyone in the whole camp right now"

at some point camille said 2 things,

"why are you always so aggressive with me but not with amy"

and "why don't you go be mad at mommy"

and i can't blame him for anything and my unhealthy reaction is not at all his responsibility or fault but

him saying those in that moment caused me to lose all control over my body and mind, there was so much adrenaline in my system all of a sudden and it's like the controller was taken out of my hands entirely and I ceased to exist while something else took over my body, pure fight or flight..

I don't know what about those words provoked and triggered me so badly but I know they did and instantly after that I shot up, said "ok, ill go kill her right now", unzipped the tent and everything felt like it happened in just a few moments, I walked over to amy and Erik, they looked up at me and asked what was up, I felt a tug inside to stop and my internal voice began screaming to stop and just sit down and stop my body but my body just kept going until I was up against them, I shoved them and tried to separate Erik away from her, I then grabbed her neck and started to choke her, after that she got away and stood up to get away from me and I noticed a pocket knife on the ground and reached for it, as I went to open it Erik reached and took my hand and took it gently out of my hand and thats when my body stopped, and I just collapsed on the ground and started shaking violently, there was so much adrenaline in my system it felt vile.

after that was a mess of words exchanged with amy in the tent where I said so many things I regret, I was still triggered and didn't speak true to my heart at all, I spoke only from a place of past trauma and hurt and began projecting and desperately trying to justify and explain but I failed to be conscious and grounded of the experience and of Amy as a person in that moment and her perspective and feelings. I should have just apologized and owned up immediately in the vein of what I've been able to process since reflecting on it and returning to grounded thinking.

in the morning after I deeply regret not turning around and hugging her when she was braiding my hair. I wish I hugged her close and said I'm so sorry mommy it's not your fault, I love you mommy I never want to hurt you ever and that was unacceptable and I need to step back and work through my own things to be a safe person for you, but I didn't say any of that. I just sat in shame and guilt and regret and quiet. It probably made her uneasy, she needed to know that I wasn't upset with her at all and that I was in a safe headspace to be around and I probably made her very uncomfortable and uneasy just moping sadly afterwards.

I need to learn from all of this, I need to find places where I could have done things different, and I need to really work on actively applying those measures into the future because

I can't afford to hurt anyone else I love

there is a path forward and I just want to take the right one

[stalegingerlingers]

So im in the kitchen chopping this sweet potato right, and im using this knife yknow and i think jeez who was the last guy to sharpen this thing? Nobody? lol and then a had quite the close call with this dull fucking blade and my left middle finger. and i said oh damn yeah this fucker has never been sharpened. crazy thing is this is like the 4th time this sortof thing has played out just this week. So my plan is to carry a whetstone with me everywhere i go and sharpen knifes like Mr Appleseed spat seeds.and good morning btw.

[clembian]

hi‼️💥💥💥im thinking abt ctubbo n chommy again [and always..]i’m ur the Beeduo Guy but perhaps you have any headcanons abt those two .?looks at you with my big sad brown eyes

ohhh ghost we r like this🤞 they r so on the mind lately.. ill just give ssome random thoughts w some hcs cos they rsooo important 2 me but also.sniffle.

i lovee the idea of preteen/kid cclingy running around the server gettin up to mischief (partially inspired by the stunts id get up to as a kid) but also they r both trans. ctubbo and ctommy r transmasc and transfem respectively 2 me so i feel like theyd have a moment pretty similar to 'dude do u think its normal to wanna be a boy sometimes' 'yeah i think everyone thinks like that' (i alwayz jump between lmanburg and post doomsday for when ctommy came out but i feel like tubbo realized a lot earlier ? and there was just so much shit going on that ctommy like did Not have the time for that) (this almost turned into a cschlatt and ctubbo rant but i reigned it in :3)

i was listening 2 always gold by radical face cos its soso good and specifically i was thinking abt the lyrics "but i am fine with where i am now, this home is home and all that i need, but for you this place is shame" and i was sortof exploding over it cos like. its so themT_Ttommy still living in (whats left of) thr main smp area. so close to thr ghost of nlm and lmanburg before that and cdreams territory before even that !!!!!!!!!!and tubbo couldnt stay 💥💥he moved to snowchester to get away from it all but tommy stayed in the same home he built at thr beginning because thr familiarity of the horrible shit was better than unfamiliar new (but potentially better) shit.

sorry im a big fan of the idea that they went through a post-Everything period of avoiding each other bc of the guilt(⁠^⁠～⁠^⁠;⁠)⁠ゞdidnt mean 2 makeit angsty

^^tying back 2 this but likee.. landslide by fleetwood mac as a cclingy song. very much thinking sbt this song as representing the part of their lives where everything that happened is nothing more than a bad memory walking past lmanhole(long taken over by nature) or a distant look in their eyes on a bad day,, them aging and building their own lives.. stevie nicks save me.. <- so much love in my heart 4 older cbench..

i also wonder how much nature would take over the parts of the smp that dont get visited much anymore. (wizard mind beaming u the image of the church of prime kept clean while most of the surrounding area is overtaken by wildlife) do u think that one day the bench will have been there so long that without someone to keep them in check, the prairie grasses will cling to the legs and grow around them

[trevanent]

GRAND FINALE!!!

too many flaws pt 2

snipewriter 5H: shes my wife tbh but that object damage is pathetic. slap some multipliers for that!!! boost the ink efficiency too cos even tho the ink management game for it is fun to me it can rly hamper its ability to pressure which is v important for something thats sortof a splatling charger. allow for a third full charge cowards thats only a little better than bamboo anyways!

bloblobber: bloblobber is so goofy and annoying. i actually think it should be reworked a bit, after its blobgs have bounced twice, it should lose its one shot potential (each blob does 24.5). however, once the blobs dissipate, they leave behind a bigger splotch if ink where they died and overall paint is stronger. individual blobs are giod at painting too encourage use of spread shots. also, before first bouns, blobs do 34 damage each (!!) and have no fall off, can cmshres crazy in close quarters and better at fighting! biggest rework but :3

hydra splatling: straight the fuck up!!! decrease its charge time a tiny bit! make the max just as long but make the half charge a bit faster it can feel kinda goofy how long it can take just for a bit of oressure or displacement to undo it all...slight buff to strafe speed and slightly longer range when full charged! better fall off damage and better passive paint too, just to round up some tune ups for it honestly

dapple dualies: my beloveds... ok so first. buff damage. make them even meaner dps machines. 36 on standard fire and 39 on roll fire! cos fuck it B) reduce standard fire rng a little. also dapple dualies get tiny little dodge slides :) for a little more survivability and theyre the last dualie that makes sense to have that to me. redyce its end lag by one frame i deserve this. give it better fall off and increase fire rate in roll mode a little! just nutty object damage machines

reeflux 450: FUCKING. FULLY SPEED AIR CHARGE. NOW!! and buff its range to like og squeezer level and now were onto smthn! tbh i think thats it rly it just needs to be a decent fighter :)

the pits of beelzebub

clash blaster: honestly buff its paint just a little so that its sgots actually paint it a little path. give it really good jumo rng for a blaster cos uh. its so week so its shots r more stable! this may seem unneeded but being able to rely on directs even a little could help clash a lot without pissing off casuals even more. finallt, give it more strafe speed fuck it they wont notice. if it isnt already lightweight make it lightweight, and hell make its blast paint bigger too make it a little supportive, and reduce its endlag even more! v silly v zippy crazy thang but not too crzy

big swig: buff its roll damage to 80! make its min damage for vertical swing 45!! extend the ohko hitbox come on! make it have rlly fast cancellable flicks too with fast roll speed. finally, give its horizontal flick ohko if the body of the roller touchee the player too. this weapon cannot bs good at fighting for the good of everyone, but it atleast deserves a shot!!

goo tuber: oh my poor baby. dont fucking trifle with her make its charge speed two frames faster than splat charger and allow it to charge in ink at jumo charge speed buut it causes a loud gurgling sound and brighter glow that calls a lot of attention to you. also yes i agree w charas idea goo tuber should be able to throw bombs without dropping its charge. also more strafe soeed cos why not its supposed to be mobile

glooga dualies: tbh i think theyre ranked too low here im fucking cracked with these. but admittedly the standard fire is PATHETIC. it should get a slight fire rate boost and less shot spread its bullets should paint a bit more, its standard fire should be raised to do 40 damage and there should be less delay between its roll and its powerful roll shots firing. finally, make its fall off damage better, it ridiculous how a slight arc on my shots will make the turret mode not kill in two shots. also to reduce its vulnerability make its end lag just a little shorter after a roll.

undercover brella: raise max damage to 45! give shield 50 more hp! and my own touch, boost its strafe speed! this weapon needs alot of help tk be good well here it is! make it more zippy more punchy!

splat brella! boost its max damage back to like 90!!! make it more reliable for fucks sake. give its shield an extra 100 hp to account for sll the nutty object shreddage going on non the game now. and increase its range slightly!

tenta brella: boost its damage to make long range shots more consistent and increase shield hp by like 200. reduce its end lag a bit and with better maps....zooweemama

and thats all my ideas. im so tired

[crystalis]

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[noroi1000]

Hello! If you're still doing jjk romantic match ups, could please do for me too? Its okay if you're not, thank you!

I'm 4'11 (fem) & im usually more of a cheerful optimistic person.Although im not a golden retriever sort or a ball of energy, I'm pretty optimistic and can make friends with little to no difficulty.i'm also the caring type,the type that rushes to their friends' side if they're injured.

I have black hair with my bangs dyed kinda tealish, I also have a sweet tooth! I also enjoy baking.

Other interests of mine include- alternative fashion,metal music,visual kei music etc (mostly just alternative stuff)

Even tho my interests seem dark against my sortof bubbly personality,it still makes it a nice contrast or so i've been told😭

Idk if i should include anything 😭 im not much interested in sports ,im more inclined towards drama, performance arts,music etc. Thank you!

a/n: You wrote to me after I closed matchup requests. I need a break from this. But I hope you enjoy this matchup •́ ‿ •̀

I think your Jujutsu kaisen matchup is

He is one of the most optimistic and friendly people. Often, Toge tries to make friends with people with whom he will be seeing more. Quite simply, even though he is difficult to get along with, and his character is a little different than it might seem, he is friendly towards people he knows he can do.

He only likes people he has known enough.

Toge is more relaxed most of the time, not using his reserves of strength too much. Unless he is in the presence of loved ones.

Basically, he often tries to think positively, not dramatically when something serious may happen. He is optimistic about many things, believing that what happens will end well anyway. Certainly better than the other possibilities.

And even if something threatening happens, or someone needs to be protected, if it is someone very important to him, he would never hesitate to protect someone. Even if he sacrificed himself for it.

Remember that he also needs protection from someone.

Headcanon:

• He is a person who likes everything he likes. Plants, stuffed animals, various clothes. All he needs is that he likes it.

He really enjoyed you accepting his style and his tendency to have things of different styles.

Clothing from colorful sweatshirts and T-shirts to black with chains. Sweet style, wild style. It's just something that is nice and comfortable for him. He could wear anything on himself just to please him and you.

• If you respect his sometimes strange interests and styles, he respects yours.

• He would never judge anyone. He would be friends with the strangest man if he wanted to and met him cheap. After all, the difference does not bother him at all. He himself is different from others.

You don't have to change because for him you are so wonderful and unique.

• He would have jumped into the flames after you. He spent the end of the world with you. Just to know that, even for a moment, he gave you comfort and a feeling of security.

He is ready at any moment to stand by your side and remove you from danger.

However, you have to remember that he is also not like a dog that is faithful and will do anything. For the love of you, he would give his life so that nothing would happen to you.

He also needs the same.

He may never admit it, but sincerely he would like to know that as much as he supports you, you support him.

He wouldn't let you protect him as much as he does you, because he feels a duty to keep you safe. However, you can support him by giving him the love he has always wanted. Provide him with a sense of security by hugging him and holding him close to you.

This boy is not hard to please. Little things like being with him are enough for him and he won't need anything else. He has received love, and he will not get enough of it.

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:000 just saw your hoshaido Felix au and,,, bro it’s so galaxy brain would you be willing to share more about it?

yes ofc thank u for asking!!! ^^

gonna put it under a read more bc ive got alot of thoughts

gonna kinda rehash my thoughts from scattered posts into here ig?

- so first and foremost i figure hoshido and fodlan are Around at the same time. i dont have any historical backing for this but if FEH exists I can Believe,,, anyway fodlan leaders + the church go overseas to discuss political stuff idk what i didnt think id get this far. but rodrigue and her meet and bond and when he eventually leaves hoshido he kinda doesnt want to go but they send each other letters for a few years and begin informally courting before she moves to fodlan to marry him

- she's a spitfire for sure. she strikes me as an archer idk why its just vibes but shes also an amazing swordswoman like her brother. she def challenged rodrigue to a few battles

- i wanna believe the only reason many fodlan nobles accepted her was because of her royal status, forming a mild treaty between hoshido and faerghus with the marriage. many claim it was all a set-up, but those who knew them saw they were truly in love

- her name is Homare, meaning honor or victory. rodrigue has a tendency to stress the wrong syllable and king lambert bless his heart cannot for the life of him say her name. she doesnt think its that hard but gives him a pass bc hes the king and its funny to watch him stumble.

- she is never called by her name in court, or by other nobles. she is only ever Duchess Fraldarius. there are whispers that she is as unruly as an untamed horse (a mare, they say) and that the duke must domesticate her. she ignores the whispers but they just keep getting louder and louder until she has glenn.

- rodrigue sortof implies he doesn't want his kids to have hoshidan names bc of the backlash. homare relents both times but secretly names them something else in her mind, a secret she took to her grave that felix only finds in a letter addressed to him under her bed long long after she's passed. glenn was to be hiro (generous, tolerant) and felix would be kenjirou (intelligent second son). he thinks its ironic glenn was almost named something close to 'hero' and that's who he became in his death.

- they never Talked about it. felix was pretty young when she passed (im gonna guess somewhere like 8-ish, the plague got her and the queen at the same time) and he doesnt really remember her. glenn just says 'she was really cool' as if that like, explains anything.

- after the war felix comes back to an empty mansion and starts the process of going through his father's things. he's in his parents' room and he's searching under the bed when a wood panel knocks loose. underneath it is a box of his mother's things with letters addressed to him, glenn, and rodrigue. felix reads all three and learns about her hoshidan heritage, which she was unable to ever speak about in faerghus.

- he ends up contacting the hoshidan royal family because 'whoops your aunt was my mom and i kinda didnt find out until now'. he kinda wishes he'd seen this coming but there were signs here and there. he and glenn have her sharp eyes, glenn had her nose, felix has unreasonably tan skin for faerghus weather (i can Dream pls i know hes so pale in the art). he thinks maybe he was lucky to look nothing like her. but he also wishes he looked more like her. he does have her spiky unruly hair, though. a staple of the hoshidan royal family.

- he tells sylvain and dimitri first bc of course he does. he gingerly sets a paper fan and a long hair pin on dimitris desk and is like 'i dont. know what to do with these.' and dimitris like...do you want to Keep them? and felix is like. yeah. (he tries to pin his hair back with the thing it doesnt work but for a second he feels connected to something)

- ingrid voice so i found like every book abt hoshido in the library ("there are books about hoshido in the royal library?") for you to read if you want :D

- his mom had an accent he just choked that up to her being 'from outside the kingdom' as rodrigue put it.

- I WANT FELIX AND GLENN TO HAVE THE DRAGON VEIN pls it'd be so fucking funny like all of a sudden it Activates when hes in hoshido and takumis like 'yep youre one of us for sure' as felix is like. i just terraformed the Entire garden behind me,

- glenn grew up with whispers all around him about his heritage but by the time felix is born the talk about the duchess being from hoshido has faded out because they Never Talk About It. he threw a punch at a kid at the academy once for calling him a slur and rodrigue is like aah maybe dont do that?? but homares not around anymore to back him up

- glenn does his. best to pass on the 'be proud of yourself' mentality to felix without revealing Why bc rodrigue is rlly strict abt that (he and glenn had a lot of fights abt it. felix was too young to understand)

- homare, the queen (astrid), and the margravine gautier (giselle) were besties bc i feel it in my soul its abt the heredetary besties,,,,

- bringing it full circle the blue lions go to hoshido to work out trade agreement and it gives felix a chance to Bond with his estranged family. its really REALLY awkward esp bc theres a language barrier but the family is patient with him. both of them have lost their parents so theyre really excited to have More family

- except takumi and hinoka. theyre a bit distrustful of felix at first even though he has Proof that his mother was Princess Homare of Hoshido. and then he terraforms the garden w a rogue dragon vein. and takumis like WHOA ok. and he swordfights ryoma and WINS and hinoka is like YEAH OKAY!!!

- hoshidan royal family vs the concept of crests what will they do. they see the king break smth in half by accident and theyre like damn white ppl r built different

idk if this was like ANY of what u asked for feel free to ask more specific questions if u want!!! sorry its so long i just hhhgnngh sobs felix,,,,

[plutodile]

i looove your magical girl ocs inuko has my type of autism yayy ^_^ anyways im curious!! what are the main four's relationships w/ one another?

inuko + mako are best childhood friends since kindergarten :] mako protects inuko because inuko is a lot more of a passive kind person than mako and wouldnt really stand up for herself if she was being picked on. mako is the one thats known inuko the longest so shes got a lot of inuko lore. also i like to think mako chose inukos name by calling her that once as a kid and it just stuck (which is why it is so silly)

inuko + rosa.. inuko was like. the first person to kinda talk to rosa in a really welcoming + personal way when she joined the school so rosa is pretty attached to inuko :] rosa admires inuko for being so good at just saying what shes thinking and not worrying about what others think

inuko + tsubomi. tsubomi is like a sort of magical girl veteran & is also the oldest one in the group (being a grade ahead of them) so inuko looks up to her in a lot of ways >:) she kinda thinks of her as the cool mature one which tsubomi feels a bit weird about because she doesnt feel all that mature + has a bit of an evil past. tsubomi also admires inuko a bit i think all of the girls admire inuko in a sortof bullying way where they are really amazed by how well she like glues them all together but also shes a funny little baby who runs into walls at mach speed

mako + rosa have a bit of a weird relationship they start off not really getting along all that well because rosa is a bit scared of her and mako does not really understand why but after they figure eachother out they become close friends :] they have a lot of similar interests

mako + tsubomi.... 😳 mako really admired tsubomi as a kid because she was like a cool mean older student that would win fights and just seemed like very aloof & out of touch with everyone in a way that mako found very cool. tsubomi dropped that persona when she entered middle school and doesnt really like people knowing about it but mako is the only one that INSTANTLY RECOGNIZED HER and has developed a big sweaty crush on her which tsubomi is completely oblivious to. tsubomi is a pretty affectionate friend too which can stress mako out a little

rosa + tsubomi are probably the ones that ive developed the least like their relationship is not super interesting but they are definitely close friends. they live in the same apartment building (sometimes, tsubomis parents are split and tsubomi lives with her mum on weekends and with her dad on weekdays because its closer to the school) so tsubomi and rosa hang out pretty often & walk to school & back together. its a little bit of a convenience friendship but they still get along

ok i think thats like all of them maybe