#im makong posts now

[llycaons]

I don't actually have a strong sense of the aro/ace inclusionist tumblr cultural climate rn except like 'guyyys we were so mean to them :( let's let them in now come on' or like....really agressive and condescending posts asserting their validity and ~obvious~ inclusion in the lgbt community without any genuine followthrough or explanation

[seithr]

why did he do this

[fyodors-husband]

Hello! May i request sfw or nsfw headcanons for Arthur Rimbaud? Feel free to decline! I hope you have a wonderful day and take care ^^

Ive been so inactive lately i am SO SORRY 😭 Work has been kicking my ass. I hope you have a wonderful day aswell anon!

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Of course i can! I love Rimbaud so much and i need to write again so why not start with him?

Both SFW and NSFW for you anon!

CW : NSFW (below second cut)

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Arthur would be such a sweet partner, always attentive and makong sure youre looking after yourself

He'd definitely take you out lots

He'll usually take you where you like to go, but if you let him pick expect to go to lots of quiet and reserved places

His favorites are fields and/or parks that are closed off

He LOVES to sit with you and just admire you

Its also not like he wont take you out to public places at all, he just preferd quiet ones

If you go out to a resturaunt, trust you will not have to worry about prices at all

Remember he was a spy and port mafia vice exec, he can afford expensive things

Another date hed probably take you on is shopping, especially if its your birthday or a special event

Now, he loves to take care of and spoil you, but you'll have to remind him to do the same

Hed love if you took your time to cook and show him affection aswell, hed just melt

It also helps since he may forget to take care of himself sometimes

He would LOVE to take baths with you aswell, very very nice and warm baths

If you wash his hair for him he would just die, would find it so sweet and would obviously return the favour to you

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Okay first of all this man lives for SERVICE, definitely for you more than him

Hes a switch through and through, just wants to do what you want

Hes pretty vanilla in terms of kinks, though, if you have one you want to try, hes down (if its in his comfort zone)

Very hesistant to bring forward anything he wants to try, dosent ever want to make you uncomfortable

Isnt very vocal at first but can get VERY vocal if you hit the right nerves

has a thing for praise whether he's top or bottom! Will praise you and how beautiful you look and will also get very flustered if you praise him

usually does it under a blanket so he's not cold, but dosent like it much since he cant see you

If you two havent seen each other for a while and he needs to relieve himself instead of you helping him, will do it under a blanket

Dosent like doing it himself AT ALL, very much prefers to do it with you, especially if youve been together for a long time

Speaking of being together for a long time, since hes a spy and/or port mafia exec (depending on when you get with him) hes out on missions sometimes

Will DEFINETLY call you on thoose missions and maybe even get a little bit needy if he's been gone for a long time

If hes gone a REALLY long time you might get some phone sex, but since hes busy its rare

When he gets back though hell immediately run to you

Soft and passionate sex from him all night, just happy to see you again

Remember when i said he likes baths with you? Bath sex, thats all

OH MY GOODNESS ANON IM SO SORRYYYY you sent this ask in SEPTEMEBER and it is infact october 4th at the time of posting, i got so stumped for a while im so sorry anon but here it is!

Likes and reblogs help and feel free to give me more requests since i need to get back into writing!

[nogchompa]

Bro its crazy ive never rlly personally reckoned wit it but like. my dad had 2 babies by my mom, me & my sister, then my mom cheated & had a baby, my half brother (i treat him & grew up w/ him as my "real" brother), & he had my baby sister with somebody else, then eventually decided he was done w/ her mom, then he got together w/ the woman hes been w/ now for 5+yrs, & she had her own kids so he moved in & started working at toyota, now hes makong fat stacks in a suburb when he didnt even pay my child support for most of my life . asked him for $100 to get help w/ my ged & couldnt be fucked. idk what im getting out of this post hut its so insane how he was able to just move on to a new more adequate-to-him family while leaving my mom & me & her kids with nothing but our best hopes like. does he go to bed at night crying and hating himself like i do for the things im guilty of? or does he go to bed happy holding his new wife? does he even think of reaching out to me when ive tried so hard 2 build something with him, but when im not desperately reaching he cant even be fucked to give me a call . ugh . fuck dads forever . if u have a good relationship w/ yr father i love u & im so grateful u've had a good experience

[patrice-bergerons]

There were a string of terror attacks in Turkey in 2016 and 2017, and one of the bombs went off in a square in Ankara I knew my best childhood friend was going to pass thru that same afternoon. This woman, whom I love dearly, also used to be an unmitigated disaster at keeping her phone charged - half of our calls would drop because she ran out of battery.

Which she also did that afternoon and she was totally fine but I could not reach her no matter what I did for an hour or two. And idk man now that there has been another explosion in istanbul I keep thinking back to how fucking scared I was which is making for an interesting Monday.

[hopefullyababe]

with her

auburn hair

her eyes

emerald green

shes the

angel of small death and her

names jolene

[buckys-stripper-splits]

welp yall wanted to read this dumpster fire of a fic so here we go lmaoo

(TW!! alcohol mention, marijuana mention, im a sad drunk but its also funny)

Summary: i am a lightweight ass bitch and had like one single solo cup of alcohol and now we have this also im like knly like 21 words in and its alwadu a strugfle. half the typis arent becaose im drunk but because i have phat ass thumbs

Warning: ass, this is ass, literally leave, dont read, its prolly gay

Song: one ditect

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Bucky dink's (WHO IS DINK) his teeth into Steve's nwck as he plows into jom, grunting and cursing against his sweaty neck.

"Fuck. God, baby," Steve grunts, and buvky tightens up around him out of habbit. Bucky mosns, puttong on a show as he arches his back, eyes hooded, just how steve likes.

"Yea," he mewls, lacing his velvety voice with enough chocolate to make steve shudder. "Cmon stevie fuck me. I know you got more than what youre govin me. Cmon baby, yea."

Steves hips crash against buckys and he fists a gandful of his soft brown lovks before tugging him back, so his back is at his fromt. The new angel allows steve to fuck rigjt up ahaing buckys prostate Nd it makes me sob, opened mouthed.

"Fuck, stevie yes! More, harder!"

(Brothers listen ion even know what im doing ok im so fucking tored at this point and ik im gonna regret even makong this because nothing about this os sexy. im just drink ankd alone in my fcking room at like 2:40 am ok this shit is sad. goodnight. im prolly atill gonna post this because i try and fings joy in my immemse pain. goodnight.

its a wonder i have peiple who follow me. ylla prolly gonna ungollow me after thisbshit lmao. im a sloppy drhnk km so sorry like i swear this shit is getting worse. Id rather be high. goodnight. dont drink or do drugs. drugs bad. Goodnight.

if i theow up tomorrow im actually gonna cry i havent thrown up in hears but then again i never gets hangovers so ha. ok goodnight. i hiccuped and almost puked. sorry goodnight i have ADD. goodnight fuck me im annoyong im so sorry) BUCKU IS A BOTTOM woe my ADD gets worse when im inebriated (i had to voice spell that cos im not smart) ok goodnight if i think of more shit oll prolly write it tbh because im lonely and sad HA buttercup baby is a good aong wow wtf is it calked? fuckin "build me ip buytercup" long ass name headass. still good.

SHIT WAS LOUD AS FUCK I TURNED ON BUTTERCUP BUT I HAD MY VOLUME UP COS I WAS LISTENING TO A PODFIC HOLY FUCK I FEEL SOBET

im happy. i haventbeen happy in a hot monute. anyway i turned off my autocorrect just to capture just how fucked i am lmaon. i hate that im most happy when im fucked ip like that shit aint healthy font do this shit kiddos seek therapy.

imiss my dog. i wanna do afupid shit now but i cant physicalky get jp also i have no weed. when i say stupid ahit i mean one of two thinsh: self destruct or weed. Or both. oo chile that would be awful lmao. ok goodnight deadass this tike. im gonna listent to a podfic. goodnigjt. its almost 3am. i love h mwah mwah

BITCH WAIT ok i love feminatiahipn and i blame literally all of fucking rumblr. fuck yall i love hall wow. ok. nigjt no mlre. im forcing muself to piblish this tm or shot maybe even now but isk yet. ok goodnight. Fr this tome) see i added the paraghesiss so now o camt add mlre ha.

(aaaaand imma tag @that-damn-girl cos they asked so very nicely💗🥰💗!! i hope yall enjoy lmao)

so a few months ago i attempted to write some smut while Extremely Drunk™️ and reading it back is the funniest fucking thing ive seen in a hot minute so would yall want me to post it? its only like 500 words and the majority of it makes no fucking sense

idk dudes let me know if yall wanna see it ig