#im literally on my lunch break just thinking™️

[starrylink]

i find it interesting that Sky's dowsing ability isn't working right in the update cause in game the dowsing ability also has its limitations like where you go can cause the ability not to work. And with Sky not being able to sense the portal with the master sword anymore it's interesting as the gang moves forward if the dowsing ability comes back. Plus why isn't it working now, it was before? could it be where they are heading or where they are at now or something else???

[crowcryptid]

HELPP I just had the worst 20 min conversation ever

My boss who NEVER comes into our room showed up and because I was alone all day I had my mask off and she was like “omg so that’s what you look like! Oh wow you look like a little baby! You look 15!” AHHHHHH I KNOW I GET IT I KNOW EVERYONE SAYS THAT. NO ITS NOT A GOOD THING I DONT CARE IF I WILL “LOOK YOUNGER THAN I AM” WHEN IM OLDER I DONT GIVE A SHIT BECAUSE ALL IT MEANS IS THAT UNTIL I LOOK LIKE A REAL ADULT NO ONE EVER TAKES ME SERIOUSLY

And then she’s like “oh your face is so red, is it too warm in here?” YES ITS WARM IN HERE BECAUSE UR ALL OLD LADIES WHO KEEP IT TOO WARM IN HERE

Then my coworker shows up and says the exact same thing and is like “oh wow this is the first time I’ve seen you clearly without the mask. I’ve only seen you a little bit when you eat lunch. Speaking of lunch what is it that you bring it always smells so good?” AH FUCK NOO NOT THE FOOD CONVERSATION AH HELL

And then she tells my boss “He’s so healthy he never accepts the food we offer! Only ever eats his lunch and a bowl of fruits.” YES THHATS BECASUE… REASON..

And she kept asking about my food and I was like fuck it I’m just gonna rip off the bandage now and get it Over With™️ and told her I don’t ever accept their food because I’m (whispers so the annoying weirdos don’t hear me) vegan

And then all hell breaks loose as it always does “omg what do you eat? omg is it hard? Wow I could never do that oh wow. How do you do it do you have tips?” I HEAR THIS EVERY TIME AND NO I HAVE NO TIPS OR TRICKS BECAUAE I JUST DID IT ONE DAY AND ITS BEEN 7 YEARS I LITERALLY DONT GOTTA THINK ANOUT IT ANYMORE ITS JUST NORMAL NO ITS NOT HARD NO I DONT CARE THAT YOUR CULTURE EATS MEAT IM LITERALLY CUBAN JUST LIKE YOU THAT HAS NO EFFECT ON ANYTHING OK LEABE MEALONE LLEABE ME ALONE!!

FINE ONE DAY I WILL BRING YOU FOOD AND YOU WILL REALIZE ITS LITERALLY JUST. FOOD. THERES NOTHINF WEIRD. ITS JUST FOOD!

Anyway they both called me a baby because of my face AGHH AHHHH AGHHHG I am NOT your child I am not a fuckinf baby this is why I hate when people know what I look like

It’s not my goddamn fault I haven’t aged at all since I was a freshman

Can you just treat me NORMALLY..?