#im like. public statues are bronze unless people rub it then its shiny and gold...
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Check out dad's hat rack
Like oh what a nice display
O-oh... okay
#im like why are the tips shiny do you give them a rub every morning??#they were so confused#im like. public statues are bronze unless people rub it then its shiny and gold...#then stepmom is like ooohhhhhh 🤣#we guess they just polished it to seem that way? 🤣#these bougee bitches
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