#im like on edge rn

[bi-writes]

there’s always a period of anxiousness whenever i post something new

[kitschietalks]

who up edgin they sleep 🫣🫣

[casualavocados]

Learn from who? Learn from you? You are still a brat. What do you know? You're only three years older. Like you are any better than me. You're 21, and still a virgin. What are you proud of? I think you can't do it.

KISEKI: DEAR TO ME Ep. 06

[puppppppppy]

Was nobody gonna warn me that I would fall a little bit in love with every character in Stardew

[fox-guardian]

the hardest part of the sewing process is hyping myself up to start literally any step of the sewing process

[cryptile]

There is literally NOTHING in the world that could have prepared me for the ammount of emotional turmoil HNOC live would cause me. IT ENDED. RIGHT BEFORE HANGED MAN RUSTS. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. TEARS IN MY EYES. ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

I WILL BE THINKING ABOUT THIS FOR THE NEXT 10 YEARS. I. JESUS, MAN. JESUS. COME OB. OH MY GOD. GOD. CHRIST.

[aru-art]

been on an oc redesign kick. this is incomprehensible to anyone but me and like 2 other people probably. hi tim if ur reading this

[finelythreadedsky]

when odysseus says ὁρῶ γὰρ ἡμᾶς οὐδὲν ὄντας ἄλλο πλὴν | εἴδωλ᾽ ὅσοιπερ ζῶμεν ἢ κούφην σκιάν i am SO tempted to translate it as something like "i see that we who live are nothing but characters and fiction"

[localthumbcache]

Anyone else have this weird habit of writing an idea down and getting very excited so you get up and start walking around

[mimimiafanpage]

So I started ranting about this in discord now I'm gonna rant more about it here

I need Mia to have a life is strange 1 type romance

A Max + Chloe one

Mia would do so much to save her love. She would spend her life saving her love if she could.

If someone attempted to harm her love, she might even kill them

But if she was forced to choose between a dozen people and her girlfriend

Mia would be going to a funeral

Mia would willingly give up her arms to save them both, but she wouldn't be allowed to and making that choice would leave her on her knees

And her poor civilian girlfriend would be okay with being sacrificed to save a buncha people and Mia would scream and cry and beg the universe to change

And it wouldn't listen

And her girlfriend would die to save a town

And a part of Mia would die too

[rui-drawsbox]

Comm for @ CitrusCynical! Part one bc I'm working on a few more ♪

[b4kuch1n]

frog documentation. frogcumentation

I think I mentioned a while back I'd post nibling frog momence after the gift's done given. which happened on the 2nd this month I just forgot lmao. anyways we can do it now. I used the boigameista pattern scaled up to four pieces of A4 print paper and decided to double deck it to a two layer thing, not unlike a pillow, for ease of washin. because it was gonna be gifted to a one year old child

took a long time and made a number of mistakes bc hand sewing makes me worse as a person but this guy was done in time for the birthday occasion and that's what matters. chose non-fuzzy fabrics for it because we live in a dense city in the tropics and from personal experience if I hug something made of fur I would explode. the original plan included felt patterns on its back for bonus textures for baby but that wouldn't stretch well along with the rest of the thing so had to hold that back. eventually we got this

zipper across its ass, the coat type of zipper bc I miscalculated when ordering. but it did have a shape and that's all that matters to me. will be a fun game for the baby to grow up and be severely misinformed about what a frog looks like

happy extremely late birthday to this thing also

[mikashisus]

in my mind, sethos has wild, curly hair

[astragatwo]

It's really hot outside

(Bonus)

[soranker0]

bro is dead next chapter

[asexual-vampire]

Most people know that vampires are immortal. But very few know that they are also unable to orgasm. Edward too, did not know this. Untill the other vampires told him, after they were kept up an entire day by his moans, as he rubbed his clit in his coffin with desperate need. To no success. Almost a year had passed since. Over this time his masturbation habits had only escalated. Of course it didn't help that, whenever he needed to interrupt his masturbation marathons to feed, he ended up seeking out stupidly horny trans mutts, who after their T-shot were so horny they would willingly let him bite them. The desperate need to cum causing him to steadily loose all shame. Until he ended up edging all naked in the kitchen for 4 days and 5 nights without any pause. Humping his magic wand with need. But unable to get past the edge the entire time. It was at this point, partly driven by pitty, partly sleep deprived from his constant moaning, that the other vampires decided to intervene. The horny haze of arousal prevented Edward from noticing what they were upto before it was too late. Before he knew what was happening, they had already locked him in a chastity belt and cuffed his hand behind his back. The other vampires explained that it was for his own best, as they flushed the key to his chastity belt down the toilet. Telling him, that from now on one of them would allways restrain him in his coffin at sunrise, to make sure he and the others, would not be kept awake by him trying to get past the chastity belt.

If you enjoyed reading that, sacrifice 5 orgasms for this year ;)

Stoooop this is so meeeean 😭😭😭 I made the mistake of reading this while in the car with someone, and then had to pretend the entire rest of the ride that I wasn't thinking about losing my ability to cum and having my clit all locked up for my own good 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 my heart sank when I got to the end and realized I had just lost myself 5 entire orgasms