#im like eminem but lesbian

[littleblueturtle123]

Sick new rap:

They call me a hose the way i. Water

[mamadarama]

2, 5, 12, 14, and 23 for jun and nagisa! if that's alr with you ^_^

ANY excuse to talk abt eden my friend

2. favorite canon thing about this character?

nagisa - hes so SO weird . just so fucking weird . also this might just be a me thing but hes literally peak masculinity to me . if you asked me to imagine the most man ever i would think of him. (which is odd cuz hes by no means traditionally masculine but hey what can you expect from someone with a gender like mine)

jun - i answered this one for jun already! i said i like how hes confident abt/pays no mind to traits most men would be self conscious about, especially as a person who projects themself as a jock or other personal archetype with a typically masculine connotation.

5. whats the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?

nagisa - i answered this one already too! source by fever the ghost , and hey you by pink floyd :^)

jun - lose yourself by eminem . but also parents by yungblud. couldnt choose :p (he would listen to eminem tho im a firm believer in that)

12. whats a headcanon you have for this character?

nagisa - he steals ibaras glasses when hes in the shower or has taken them off for any other reason and wears them to see how long itll take him to notice

jun - drives a 2018 honda civic . its dark blue. he thinks it makes him look cool for some reason , which it might if he didnt have anime girl stickers on the back window.

14. assign a fashion aesthetic to this character.

nagisa - sunglasses black baseball hat graphic tshirt flannel shirt tied around his waist regular ass jeans with a carabiner specifically for holding the most keychains youve ever seen in your life . and work boots . i need to see him dress like a lesbian just once

jun - that modern street ninja aesthetic that was/is popular in japan

23. favorite picture of this character?

nagisa - i actually have two.

eat your food bitch damn tf you lookin crazy for

jun -

[existential-life-crisis]

☆ Get to know me :) (updated)☆

Hi! A bit of info to start with: I'm a minor; a lesbian; and a cis girl (she/her).

Ethnicity and language

I live in England and currently only speak English fluently however I am currently studying both French and German! (German is definitely my favourite of the 2)

Subjects and Interests

My favourite subjects are Maths and Classical Civilisation but I enjoy most subjects. (Lessons can still suck tho bc dam some teachers can be boring)

I enjoy drawing, playing games, reading (books and fics), listening to music and watching youtube.

Video games

I have a few favourite games at the minute:

• Hades

• Horizon: Zero Dawn and Forbidden West

• Genshin Impact

Finished games I still love:

• Astro Bot (its a vr game abt a little robot)

• Spiderman PS4

• Spiderman PS5 Miles Morales

• Portal 1 and 2 ♡♡♡

I am also 100% a completionist so if I finish a game I probably have 100% on it.

Reading

My fav books are everything Rick Riordan but i plan to read some other stuff as well soon.

My fav characters from the main series are Nico, Leo, Frank and Lester/Apollo but I do love pretty much all of the main cast. I haven't read Magnus Chase or Kane Chronicles since I was a kid so I'm gonna reread those before deciding favourites but I think they were Alex and Carter. Also, in love with all of the side characters even if they are 90% hc.

My fav canon ships/friendships are

• solangelo (Will x Nico)

• percabeth (Percy x Annabeth)

• frazel (Frank x Hazel) (But I do hc that either Frank was younger or Hazel was older bc the age gap was a bit strange in canon, being 13 and 16. Its a bit inconsistent , as all ages are in PJO, but if time works normally Hazel should be 14 and therefore definitely older than Nico too but thats a topic for another time)

• shelper (or shipper as I like to call them) (Shel x Piper)

• Lost trio (platonic)

• PJO trio (platonic) (Grover my baby, why must they always forget you)

• Lester and Meg (I dont think i have to say this but platonic) (please say I don't have to say that. No one ships that right)

• Reyna and Thalia (platonic) (omg let aroace characters exist in peace) (no hate if u ship it but my gods)

Fanon ships/friendships

• Valgrace (Leo x Jason) (but aroace Leo is still amazing)

• Pollen (Apollo x Darren) (Is this entirely about Dear Reader by wrongcaitlin? Yes. Do I care? Nope. Am I insanly invested in their relationship? Oh absolutely.)

• Nico and Leo (platonic) (This had no reason to not be canon and had every reason to be and I will never forgive Rick for this until he fixes it)

• Frank and Leo (platonic) (I swear every book they would fix their relationship and then as soonas the next one starts they would hate each other again)

• Nico and evey side character ever (platonic) (especially year round campers) (bc hes genuinely just a nice guy)

• Will and Clarrise (platonic) (this is kinda canon but all we really know is that he can calm her down)

Feel free to ask for fic recs if u want them.

Music

My fav music artist is 'Grandson'. (He writes rock/alternative/indie/rap (?) music often about political/social/personal issues.)

But I listen to tons of other kinds of music too from metal to pop to instrumentals by a ton of different artists:

• Måneskin (italian rock band)

• Polyphia (instumental, primary guitar, math rock)

• Chappell Roan (yk who that is)

• Chase Atlantic (u have probably heard at least 1 of their songs, pop/alternative/indie/r&b)

• Dutch Melrose (alternative/indie/pop)

• Mother Mother (yk who that is right?)

• Eminem (right?)

• MSI (punk/alternative/rock)

And a whole lot more

I also play guitar (acoustic and electic).

TV

Loveeee Spiderman: Into and Across the spider verse.

My fav characters are Miles, Hobie, Pavitr, Spidernoir and Gwen but I love all of them.

Shows:

• Avatar the Last Airbender

• The Legend of Korra

• Batman: the animated series

Beliefs

Im an atheist but I support people of all religions. I support Palestine. I am left liberal (again I'm British so keep that in mind, I know nothing abt US politics besides the basic/well known stuff). I believe in equal rights for all groups and am open to other ideas and perspectives.

If you cant respect that then please get of my page. You don't have to agree with me but you do have to respect me and others.

Thats all for now.

Byeee ♡♡♡

[bummeryumedanshi]

hiii stoked fandom ^____^ i love music sooo hereis my music taste headcanons for the characteres...

reef:

-He would listen to white rappers. but not the eminem type i mean the jack harlow/tommy richman/yung gravy type

-Ohh i kind of dgaf about him. He would just listen to whatever is popping off on tiktok I guess

emma:

- any taylor swift album idk i dont listen to her but shes definitely a swiftie

-I haven't thought of Emma enough for her to become a lesbian in my head but if she was then i'd see her listening to stuff like P.U.N.K. girl by Heavenly

fin:

-she never grew out of her emo phase so she would listen to paramore and fall out boy

- Youuuuuu sink intooo myy clooooootheeeees...... This invasion makes me feel Worthless hopeless sick... Im so sick Infected with where I live let me l

-Clocking her as a musical fan idk why i just have a feeling

lo:

-lo IS brat 💚

-She would like azealia banks i believe

-Oh god anything that serves cunt really I love her thats sister

broseph:

-when kendrick lamar said "are you myy friendd?? Are we locked innn??" broseph would have went "yessss kendrick we areeee T____T" out loud

-Aside from being familiar with a lot of reggae music which I'm not that well versed in. I don't know why my mind palace is saying he would like ecco2k. Maybe that's incredibly wrong and he just listens to it because reef listens to it though

- i think he wiuld like gorillaz

johnny:

-He would tell people he likes artists like steve lacy to look normal in front of people but he would be a kpop gg stan on twitter under a different name and his pfp is his bias and he has all the other staff members preemptively blocked so no one finds out about his stan twt account

-He has definitely also had an emo phase so maybe him and fin can queen out sometimes

-Staceys mom has got it goin on.... at first i gave this to reef but its kind of not jock-core enough in 2024. i believe johnny would also be the type to enjoy a few white boy songs

andrew:

-God knows

-Boku wa naze... Kaze no you ni...

-in reality he wouldnt know what the fuck vkei is but its in his soul. (I am delusional.) In reality he probably listens to something completely normal like Radiohead

-I really dont want to say itbut he probably listens to classic rock

kahuna:

- He wiuld like ska music but i only know about ska music because of Sublime so what im saying is he would probably like Sublime

- ithink he would also enjoy a bit of 90s r&b

snack shack:

-weezer

[gingerlywuzhere]

intro post for da goobs <33

name(s): lyn (spelt however)

prns: he/him or they/them plz :3

sexu: demi-aroace + achillean (attracted to masculine people as a masculine individual)

gender: transmasc

age: 15 :> (birthday 5/6 if u wanna get me smth <3)

relationship status: 4 yrs w/ my bf (he/they) ^^

language(s) (known): English, Spanish

language(s)(learning): German, Romanian, Icelandic, Irish

nationality: 🇺🇸 (but also secretly 🇩🇪 >:) )

if i dont know your prns, ill refer to u by ur user

you can refer to me however, as long as you acknowledge my existence, im fine w/ it

about me (random order) (:3 = ask me abt it!! /nf)

-audhd

-dyslexia

-Mahayana Buddhist convert :3

-rbs, likes, and tags will differ based of current hyperfixation

-band + theatre kid

-i play saxophone :D

-im demonkin and fallen angel-kin :3

-my fursona is a scene-core fruit bat w/ an emo vampire bat bf :3

-i swear too much in my everyday language lmao ('bestie that's trauma' IK)

-comfy alt style

-natural ginger

-eyes dont work right (nearsighted + astigmatism)

-trying to post and interact more with moots & audience

-jus a weird lil queer kid tryin to not die yet :D

things i like:

-fnaf

-creepypasta

-ww/att

-tsp/ud

-minecraft

-markiplier (he's mine don't touch him /silly)

-the blair witch project movies

-they might be giants

-charlie slimecicle

-that handsome devil

-ICP

-system

-tadc

-tattoos

-piercings

-spooky stuff

-jschlatt

+ like a lot more things

my fave stuff :DD :

-fave fnaf character: michael afton <33

-fave animatronic: foxy <33

-fave cp: the grieving (tawog cp)

-fave cp character: EJ

-fave game: currently either mc, sdv, or tsp

-fave band: System of a Down or Weezer

-fave singer: Mitski or Eminem

-fave song: Chop Suey!, System of a Down

-fave youtuber: markiplier or funkyfrogbait

-fave streamer: charlie slimecicle

-fave actor: matthew lillard (hes so cutie :3)

-fave show: tawog

-fave movie: The Blair Witch Project or Silence of the Lambs

-fave hobby: archery (when i dont lose my arrows lmao)

-fave food: pizza bites :3

boundaries + things that'll get you blocked 🤗

-18+ content, ie; asking me sexual things (bro u drake or smth 🤨), blocked

-calling me by my irl name, dead or preffered, blocked, bc that's just.. creepy

-harassing people over things ive said, vice versa, blocked

-shipping me with my friends/people i interact with prominently or shipping me w/ people i dont know, blocked

-treating me like a child, blocked

-be nice to each other in notes

-if i vent on this blog, dont openly relate to what ive been/am currently going through, u can vent in my dms or asks

-proshippers/comshippers dni, or be blocked

-terfs/homophobes dni, or be blocked

-pro-israel/hamas dni (its NOT about religion), i will block you if you interact with me in anyway

-also just a reminder to support the palestinian people, not the palestinian government or israel, as they're both killing innocent civilians

-anti-furries dni (i am one 🤯), or be blocked

-anti-therians dni (ESPECIALLY if you're one of those 'i NEED a therian gf/bf bro' typa mf, bc therian gf/bf does not need you bro), or be blocked

-anti-otherkin dni (again, i am one 🤯), or be blocked

-anti-xenos dni, or be blocked

-anti-mspec lesbians/gays dni, or be blocked

-including anti- hesbians, and/or she/her achillean people

-trans fetish pages dni, or be blocked

-overall dni if you don't think you'd mind me as a person irl

-keep this blog a safe space for all/most ppl pls :) (or ur b-b-b-blocked pooks <3)

[menalez]

im like if eminem was a brown lesbian with long hair

[solarwaters]

gay representation doesn't matter. First of all, I'm a homosexual, but I'm not a part of any community. You guys celebrate pride but what pride is there in liking the same gender. There is no pride in it and there is no point of celebrating something that isnt special. Yes, Im very sorry to tell you but you arent special for liking a girl when you are a girl. You're just being a human being. You cant change the norm and literature, the natural thing and the norm in literature, history and religion is heterosexuality. Obviously when you see shows and books they will usually only have straight people. You dont seriously expect homosexuality to be put into historical books? I respect transgender people that are truly trans. The ones that always felt somehting wrong with their gender, the ones that cried and felt dismorphic. I dont respect the "transgender" people who only became trans after they heard of LGBTQ community, they just decided they are trans because its "cool." Causes problems for your family. It means you have been taken over by the 2020 effect. Lesbians made a "lesbian apocalypse." okay, cool. and then bisexual people decided they wanted one too. Lesbians got mad at them for taking away "lesbian rep." what kind of bs is that? What do you need representation for? Liking a woman? There are queer youths who actually struggle. Their parents are homophobic and they wont accept their child. THEY need representation. More than half of you "lesbians" dont have that struggle. Your parents dont care, you tell everyone you're gay. You dont need any representation. I hate that REAL queers and trans people that have struggles are being over shadowed by people who just use homosexuality as a fun thing. People have called me slurs sometimes, people have been homophobic to me, but I'm not the one who truly struggles. People are mean to others all the time and this just falls into the category. Someone calling you the F-slur (dont want to get banned lmao) is the same thing as someone so sensitive person an idiot if they get offended by it. But it doesnt matter if you say asian, black, gay slurs no matter what race etc. you are If you only use it in a term that isnt specified to anyone who cares. like in the context of eminem saying f-slur in 'rap god.' He couldve said the n-slur since he wasnt targeting someone for being black. it doesnt matter then. Also it seems that yall have a little bias. like eminem can say the f-slur but your straight friend cant cause eminem "earned it." see how biased you are? you care about slurs and representation but you dont care about wars, gossip and back biting. freaks.

[tposeatthedisco]

Wilburs best and funniest Quotes:

'Dad are you a communist?'

'You agreed to look at dicks with your old friend Wilbur Soot'

'Ive been a dirty crime boy for quite a while now you could say'

'Ha Ha pandas, look at him, silly motherfucker with his arms in the air, Silly motherfucker with his arms in the air. SILLY MOTHERFUCKER'

'Fuck, what's poppiiiiin'

'I wanna fuck the brown Eminem'

'If the shop doesn't give me what I need, I will just burn it to the ground and kill the occupants, that doesn't make me a Karen that makes me a phsycopath'

''God I love this bridge, it's such a hot bridge dude'

'OH, I'm just flowing with testosterone, my sperm count is threw the roof'

'FUCKING BANANAS. Home Home'

'Im gay, I'm gay for the egg'

'It was never meant to be'

'2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3, please get Tommyinnit off my screen'

'PIGEON NO AHHHHHH'

'YOU LITTLE WHORE'

'Lmanburg my unfinished symphony, my great unfinished symphony'

'Bye I'm Ghostbur'

'Calm yourself have some blue'

'Please put the lesbian birdhouse in a tree, someone put the lesbian birdhouse in a tree'

'Stop backing away and trembling from me, your just like every woman'

'Milk for me, milk me'

'I have more power than you can ever imagine don't fuck with me'

'Im hungry for love, I'm hungry for pork, I'm hungry for everything in between and that's the Sooty way. Mwah Mwah'

'When I think of drugs, I think of Doctors'

Feel free to add more as I know I've missed many iconic ones out and enjoy some of my faves :)

I'm extremely tired right now

[srrybabe]

HOWDY

1. First impression: OH FUCK DUDE I WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH THIS SUPER COOL LESBIAN (cuz that’s what u ID’d as back then fwkejrewhew i still dont know what u ID as) GIRL??? SHE SEEMS SO COOL IM SO SCARED OF HER,,,.......how 2 talk 2 cool person 2. Truth is: ur one of my best internet friends with the kindest heart and i cant wait to meet u one day! its on my bucket list baby!!!3. How old do you look: 184. Have you ever made me laugh: ALL THE TIME5. Have you ever made me mad: YEAH ERJKHREWERJKJKERW. like when u were ranting to me about ur ugly old rat man about him stanning Eminem and i was like “break up with him” but u didnt listen AND U SHOULD HAVE 6. Best feature: ur heart!! its the most beautiful thing ive ever seen and i dont even got to like....tangibly see it? if that makes sense? ur the most caring person i know and you will do anything for ur loved ones! u r just a great person and im glad i get to call u one of my best friends7. Have I ever had a crush on you: YEAH I DID HERWIUKFKREHKEFRJEJHKW WHEN WE FIRST STARTED TALKING LOL8. You’re my: FAVORITE CANADIAN GIRL

[femmehealer]

the other day i had to sit thru a group of women saying that eminem looked hot in his new mv and like sweeties im a lesbian and even i have sense and can see him as the toe nail he is

[strangeauthorarchive]

GUNNIE ok so theres a fucker in mu psych class who loves eminem and all that crap and mansplaines to me AND THE PROF like its his job. Today was the last day before finals and he wasnt in so we were like fuck yeah quiet class! Nope. Boy in front of him stepped in mansplaining to the prof, two other girls, and then tried to mansplain to me about how closet anxiety isnt REAL? aNd i lost it for the fourth (4th) time in that course and screamed across the room "SAM IM A FUCKING LESBIAN STOP IT NOW"

OH MY GOD

[korginc]

me listening to a song and realizing the lyrics are violently misogynistic

[hellagaypokemon]

psst hi uh. idk if im missing something but what's wrong w the name Danny Sexbang? iunno it just seems like a kinda silly name to me. (also yeah admittedly th grumps have a pretty crude sense of humor that not everyone might agree with)

oh god, I don’t even have time to list all the shit he’s done.

a lot of people defend it as being a character (which is why the name’s so dumb. it isn’t his actual name), but he still considers the things this character he portrays funny, and writes the jokes himself, so even if he wouldn’t actually say these things in real life doesn’t mean he doesn’t think they’re funny. he’s basically Eminem Lite tbh.

I’ll leave it up to anyone reading this to fully fill you in, but he’s basically a complete lesbophobe and misogynist in general, specifically treating the women in his videos like literal objects and making jokes about trying to turn lesbians straight.

he’s just in general absolutely terrible, and the game grumps over all really aren’t much better.