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#I'm so excited that i just feel numb to it now#like i physically cannot feel anymore excitment#im just gonna explode once the game is in my hands#ive said it a million times but im still not convinced it is real lol#i genuinely can not believe it is really happening#i can afford to preorder it soon and even that wont feel real
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— SQUID GAME WOMEN STRAP HCS
◜ featuring ... player 196 (bee girl), no eul (guard 011), se-mi (player 380), sae-byeok (s1 player 067)
𔗨 author's note — didnt add junhee cos she preg and no hyunju bc i dont think she'll be comfortable w a male genitalia toy BUT LETS FUCKING GOoOO strap game hcs coming right up !! [lowercase intended]
p.s. thank u for all the reqs!! give me time and ill post my work one by one, i js have so many ideas in my mind its gonna explode
warning: smut [use of strap-on, taking pictures]
player 196 —
- ! PINK STRAP PINK STRAP PINK STRAP !
- sweet talker during sex but her movements are definitely the opposite of sweet
- would DEFINITELY take pretty pictures of you while you drool over her strap
- has a special album for you with pink emojis on the side <33
- slows down right before you orgasm !!!
- she makes fun of your pathetic state :((
- you get even more turned on ofc
- mostly just her teasing you whenever she fucks you using her strap
- sometimes she'd add fun and use a vibrator on u alongside her strap!!
- one time she wanted to test the new mascara she bought if it was really waterproof like it said on the packaging
- .... guess what ....
- she applies it on your lashes, brings out the strap and fucks u non stop til u were literally crying
- lashes stayed bomb after sex though so she took note of that !
- loves to edge u COS LIKE I SAID SHE'S A TEAAAASE
- after a few edging rounds she'd finally let u cum
- she's not THAT mean to not let u !!
- LOVES hearing your moans !!! sometimes she'd get off herself by just that.
- AFTERCARE !! would make u feel like a princess and im talking about bubble baths, cuddles, and sometimes would even do your nails <3
"good girl, taking me in so well"
no eul —
- doesnt rlly care abt strap colors but i can imagine her w the skin tone one
- prepare to not be able to walk the next day
- ABSOLUTELY MERCILESS !!!!!
- poor baby's stressed most of the time so fucking u with her strap serves as her stress reliever
- u wont complain though, her strap game has u crying out of pleasure
- though once you've had enough and said the safe word she'd stop w/o hesitation
- DOGGY STYLE?!?

series m.list
—hii guys!! im sorry for leaving you guys for idk how long but im back and I swear I won’t leave you guys like that again! im super exited to let you guys read this piece because it’s literally based on one of my favorite songs. please if you have any questions or requests feel free to send them and I’ll answer! thank you and enjoy wicked game :)
warnings :: mature language (that’s it I think)
alone.
that’s how i’ve been waking up for the past month and a half
I open my eyes as the dim light that peeps through the flimsy curtains greet my eyes
I get up and start my day by dragging myself out of my bed and to the bathroom. starting the day as I once did yesterday and the day before. I get out of my pajamas and step into my shower. Looking at the blank wall of the shower I zone out and think of what’s going to be different today
When I finish taking my shower I wrap a towel around my frame before I step out of the shower. I grabbed my toothbrush from the holder as I saw the second untouched toothbrush that was once used by him. quickly I grabbed it and threw it in the small trash that was next to my sink. well there goes my fucking day. I should’ve thrown everything he owned away the second he left
I finished brushing my teeth and washing my face before I step out and pick out an outfit for the day. I quickly got changed before I heard a little chime from my phone
soyeon[10:27AM]: hey babe! are you ready for our date?
soyeon[10:27AM]: i hope you know that i'm gonna spoil you today, so be ready 😈
I smile down at my phone before i respond to her
me[10:28AM]: don’t worry i’ve been preparing myself for what’s about to come, i know how you are
I placed my phone down next to me before I finished doing my hair and put a little bit of makeup on. I go to my kitchen and eat a little snack before I hear someone knock on my door. I grab my bag and walk towards the door opening it and i'm greeted with the view of an overly excited soyeon looking like she’s about to explode if we dont leave to the mall right now
“woah soyeon, you can relax i swear the mall won’t run away from us” I said laughing a bit as I step outside of my apartment and shut the door behind me
“____, babe, you don’t understand how long I’ve been waiting to finally have a girls day with you again! ughhh it’s been killing me!” she said giving me a small pout before grabbing my arm and we walking to her car
“I hope you don’t think that you’re good at hiding your feelings and emotions soyeon, I can read you like a fucking book” I said as we both laughed before she pulls out of the parking lot and starts to drive away to the mall
“you’d look so hot in this oh my god!” soyeon said squealing at me before she held a little white dress up to my body, “please ___, you have to get this,for me, get it for me!”
“where would I even wear this soyeon?” I said giggling at the way she has no care how she looks literally begging me in the middle of this random store in the mall to buy a silly little dress
“i don’t know, maybe to a house party, ouu! what about a date?”
damn.
the smile on my face falters for a second before I took the dress from her hand and nodded. soyeon looked at my face and she quickly grew aware of what she had just said
“shit, im sorry ____.. I didn’t know you were still hurt by-“
“i’m not.” I quickly said, “i’m not, I swear I got over him”
“____ you guys were together for three years, it’s been a month feelings don’t go away just like that babe..”
“no it’s okay soyeon, you know I just don’t want to talk about him, it’s all in the past” I gave her a quick smile before I told her I’d go and try on the dress she gave me.
after a few shops we both decided to sit down and eat for a while because the only thing I ate all day was the little snack I had before I left in the morning
“that looks good, wanna try that?” I said pointing to the sushi restaurant in the mall, the smell of the fresh food made its way to my nose quite literally causing me to levitate cause of how heavenly it smells
soyeon laughed at how I was looking at the food and nodded before we walked to the small restaurant. we got sat in a booth and I quickly started to look through the menu. damn there were so many good options to choose from
“hey, not to freak you out or anything but there’s a guy behind you who looks like if he doesn’t go and talk to you now he may lose it..” she said giggling before taking a sip of the water our server gave to us when they sat us down
“you’re kidding..”
“no! go and look for yourself” she said flashing me a toothy grin as she continued to giggle to herself
I turn my head a bit trying to act cool and not make it so obvious that i'm looking back. soyeon is right there is a man looking. he’s cute. he looks tall, around 6’0? he has short brown hair and soft features. I see him walk up to our table and and looks down at me with a soft smile
“hey, I’m so sorry to interrupt, it’s just you’re really beautiful and I was wondering if I can get your number? ah, im dohyun by the way!” he said as he then looked at soyeon and offered her a quick nod hello. soyeon looks as if she’s gonna piss herself, her eyes are beaming with joy
“hi dohyun, I’m ____, oh and uhm s-sure my number is……”
I gave him my number and we both said bye before he walked back to his table before his friends hit him playfully on the shoulder as he had a smile on his lips
“what the fuck just happened!” soyeon said tapping her feet to the ground excitedly and I let out a little laugh
“did you see that?”
“I saw that! girl he’s so cute you’re so lucky!” she said teasingly before we both heard a chime come from my phone
xxx-xxx[1:29PM]: hey it’s dohyun :)
soyeon and I both look up at eachother with huge grins on our face before I type back
me[1:30PM]: hey dohyun, it’s ____”
it’s been about four hours since soyeon dropped me off from the mall and I’ve been texting dohyun since then. it’s fun. I forgot how texting someone like this was
dohyun[5:47PM]: hey, are you busy?
me[5:50PM]: nah i'm just doing a little bit of work, wbu?
dohyun[5:51PM]: same, it’s just you’re all I can think of and it’s driving me crazy
woah.
I felt like a teenage getting texts from their crush all over again. I rolled on my stomach and kicked my feet back and fourth as I screamed into one of the pillows on my bed
me[5:53PM]: really?
dohyun[5:53PM]: really
dohyun[5:54PM]: hey i just wanted to ask if next Saturday you’d like to go out with me? that’s if you’re not busy of course
a date?
oh my god, a date!
me[5:55PM]: yeah of course! I’d love to :)
the rest of the night went by with small conversations over text with dohyun. this felt nice, warm, yet something inside me felt like it was holding me back but I just didn’t know what
“you’re joking, did he ask you?” soyeon asked shoving another piece of popcorn in her mouth while looking at me
“no soyeon, she’s only said it about one hundred fucking times” taehyung said throwing a pillow at her before she threw it back at him, hitting his in his face
“fuck you bitch”
“you wish” he said laughing at her irritated face
“yes soyeon he asked me on a date. im excited I just don’t know what to wear” I said scratching my arm nervously as I looked down at my sweatpants
it’s currently Wednesday and soyeon, taehyung, and I have all decided to have a little hang out and my place like we used to do almost every month with jungkook
jungkook.
“what about that dress soyeon forced you to try on when you guys went shopping last week?” taehyung said taking a sip of his beer before placing it back down the coffee table in front of us
“ouu, yes wear that one, I told you you look so fucking good in it, dohyu won’t know what hit him!”
“first of all his name is dohyun, second of all the place he’s taking me is like a picnic, I don’t think I should wear that type of dress to this date” I said biting the inside of my cheek
“first of all not my man, second of all I think you’re right, what about a pair of jeans and that cute top I bought you for your birthday last year? the one with flowers on the collar”
“that would be cute!” taehyung said smiling at me
“why thank you!” soyeon said fluttering her eyelashes at him
“not you, the fucking out fit you ugly ass troll” Tae said with a disgusted look on his face
I giggled as I watched them bicker for the rest of the night
I walked into the little café that was near the flower shop I worked at. I’ve been hearing a bunch of good reviews from customers so I decided I wanted to try it out. the second I stepped in the smell of fresh baked goods made its way to my senses. so far so good. I went up to the cashier and ordered a chocolate strawberry croissant and a coffee.
I sat down at a small table near the window and I saw the breathtaking view. the café was near an area with lots of trees and flowers. the window showed a beautiful sunset behind the natural view.
I got up to go and get my order and I sat back down. I took a bite out of my croissant and immediately fell in love with the taste. The chocolate melted on my tongue and the bread was so warm. I enjoyed my food and coffee before I got up and threw my trash away. right when I was about to leave I accidentally bumped into a hard chest. I looked up as I was about to apologize and stopped in my tracks.
“____?”
“jungkook?”
I said a quick sorry and started walking away but he grabbed me by my wrists stopping me from moving any further
“wait ____, please can we talk?” he asked, his voice laced with sadness
“I have to be somewhere jungkook, please let me go..” I said as I felt a ache in my chest that I haven’t felt since I saw him leave a month ago
“____ please..” he said sounding as if he was about to start crying “please ____…i-i need to talk to you”
“jungkook please let me go” I said, still not turning to look at him. I felt his grip on my wrist loosen and I walked away. tears brimmed my eyes and threatened to spill out but I was able to walk to my car and I just sat there
why.
he messed this up.
why does he want to make this more difficult?
I pulled out of the parking lot and drove home. I tried to forget about him but I just couldn’t. why is it that after trying so hard to move on I just can’t get him out of my head?
—Hope you guys likes the first part, I can’t wait to release all the other parts please stay tuned 🩵
—koosluvss
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hi, i was curious if you could do sally face character w someone who plays the bass (guitar) it can be platonic and gender neutral if you want. feel free to ignore and dont forget to take care of yourself (sorry if im not doing this right, its the first time i've made a request)
𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 ; 𝐬𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐱 𝐛𝐚𝐬𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫! 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫
>>> thank you to @flo0werry for requesting! i am so honored to be your first request experience. i am very sorry for taking so long to get to this, had to have a break from social media for a while! that being said, my writing is probably very bad and rusty so not too much on me please. 🙏🏼 mainly fluff and giggles, gender neutral reader, platonic-ish (?). hope you enjoy!
sally was a quiet, odd little dude and everyone knew it. he didn’t have many hobbies besides playing video games and ghost hunting, but when he met (y/n), that changed. they were like the modern day stevie nicks to everyone in the apartments, known to carry their base strapped across their back at all times. he avoided them for a while, not knowing what to say to spark up conversation, but that changed when fate brought them together in the way of getting them stuck in the rusty old elevator.
“well this blows.” (y/n) said, slumping down into a seated position against the wall, which was probably the most unsanitary thing they had done all day. sally nodded slightly in agreement, stealing a quick glance at them from the corner of his eye. “so what’s your deal?” they asked, looking up at him from their spot on the floor. sally’s face flushed behind his mask and he turned to face them as they said, “you talk or what?” he looked down at his shoes and moved his hands behind his back, tucking them between the wall and his bum. “uh, yeah. yeah i talk. my names sally.”
“cool. i’m (y/n).” they reached behind their back, took off their guitar, propped it up between their folded legs and started to fiddle with the tuning pegs. “i know.” they paused briefly, as if shocked, before going back to what they had been doing. “you know? you some kind of stalker or something?” sally’s face fell, his eyes going wide. “what? no! no, i’m not a stalker. just, everyone knows you here. you’re kinda hard to miss when you’ve got that thing poking out of your back all the time.” he pointed to their base.
“oh, this ‘ol thing? yeah, guess you’re right. her name’s daisy.” sally blinked. “you named the guitar?” (y/n) turned their head up to him and grinned, raising an eyebrow. “do the things you love not have names?” sally didn’t respond, only slid down next to them and tucked his knees close to his chest. “you play?” they asked, strumming their fingers over the freshly tuned strings and nodding in approval at the sound. “no.” he said, scooting towards the corner nearest to him to give them and ‘daisy’ some room. “wanna learn?” he was silent for a few moments, feeling (y/n)’s stare on him. he might never get the opportunity to talk to them again if he turned this down, so.. “sure.” he muttered, scooting back as (y/n) lifted daisy and handed her to him. “i know all the strings.” he said as he took the guitar, holding it awkwardly like it would explode.
“why’re you holdin’ it like that? she’s not gonna bite you. here,” (y/n) gently grabbed his arms and adjusted his hold, placing his fingers on the b and a strings. “i’ve just never held something so expensive before.” he said. (y/n) laughed and moved so they would be sitting in front of him, optimum placement for teaching. “we’ll start you off with something easy, yeah?”
(y/n) and sally spent close to thirty minutes learning the opening to a song (y/n) loved, sally impressing them with his knowledge of rhythm and pace. “that’s so sick, man. start from the beginning.” they said, scooting back a little to observe him. sally strummed all the strings once, twice, before breaking out into the music, playing each chord perfectly. (y/n) was grinning like an idiot when they picked up the chorus, starting to sing the words. their voice was raspy and smooth and edged and feminine all at the same time and it made sally feel ways he didn’t know were possible. (y/n) was watching his hands but he was watching them, the smile on their face as they sang like it was the only thing they knew how to do. (y/n) didn’t even notice when he started playing past the part they’d taught him, too lost in the song to care.
just as the song came to an end, the elevator doors dragged apart loudly, making an awful screeching and groaning sound. “oh, hey man.” a male voice said from behind them. (y/n) turned around to see larry the rocker boy and lisa the maintenance lady standing in the doorway, larry with a crap-eating grin and lisa with a doe-like expression on her face. “hey.” sally stood up from the floor with daisy still cradled in his arms as lisa started apologizing about the inconvenience, saying how the elevator was such a piece of rusty old crap. (y/n) stood up next, running a hand through their hair as they faced larry and lisa. “i heard you playing. i didn’t think you still knew that song.”
larry said. (y/n) turned to sally with an eyebrow raised, hands on their hips. “still?” they asked, looking between the two boys. sally had gone stiff and they seemed to almost be communicating telepathically. almost, because larry continued talking. “oh yeah. that was the first song i ever taught him on base.”
the gears clicked into place in (y/n)’s brain and a slow, wicked grin spread onto their face. “you, sally, are a liar.” they said, taking daisy back from him and slinging her over their back. they huffed a little laugh and looked between the two boys again, shaking their head. “see you around, sally.” they sauntered out of the elevator and regarded lisa with a few kind words and a gentle pat on the shoulder as they went, giving sally one last smirk over their shoulder before they disappeared around the corner.
larry turned on sal immediately, a ‘no-way’ expression on his face. “you talked to them?” he asked, grabbing sal by the shoulders. “yeah.” “and you told them you don’t know how to play??” “yeah.” “you sly dog, you!” larry slapped him on the shoulder like a proud dad, a smile breaking out onto his face.
“did you invite them to the thing tonight? at the lake?” “…crap.” “Sally!”
(y/n) stood around the corner, hand covering their mouth as they giggled and hurriedly scribbled some words onto an old napkin they found in their pocket. when they were done, they oh-so conveniently dropped the piece of paper on the ground, knowing they’d see it and pick it up.
the note read, “room three oh two, seven o’clock. be there. see you then.”
(y/n) quickly turned and hurried to their room as they heard sal and larry’s voices get closer, slipping through the door before they saw them.
one second. two, five, ten. then, the most excited whoops and shouts. (y/n) laughed so hard their stomach hurt, shaking their head. “aw, man.” they walked across their living room and pat their cat on the head, a little extra pep in their step as they walked towards their bedroom to get ready.
“imagine if he knew that i’ve been watching him too.”
#sally fisher xreader#fluff#x reader#fanfic#fanfiction#platonic#gender neutral reader#sal fisher#sally face#larry johnson#larry face#request#sally face x reader#bass player
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WOOP WOOP MORE A LITTLE DILEMMA
https://archiveofourown.org/works/62289874/chapters/161401792
chapters: 1/2/3/4/5/6/7/?
words: 3,983
p.s: reblogs appreciated! do not tag as any ships! also the fun link thing isnt working again and im mad about that i'll try to fix it sometime
“C’mon, Grunkle Ford!” Mabel called from the see-saw across the playground. Ford stood anxiously on top of the foam barrier between the sidewalk and the sand. “I need someone to balance me out!”
He.. didn’t move. He couldn’t! There were so many other– no, not other, just kids, and Dipper was watching him like he was the parent figure and he didn’t want to play with Mabel right now. Not because it was childish. Frankly he loved going along with Mabel’s silly games, He just didn’t feel like it and chose to be a vain little shit about it.
..Shut up, he was angry about the “child” situation.
“You’re really just gonna stand there?” Dipper questioned with crossed arms. “You went on a Merry-Go-Round with her two days ago.” He stepped back with a ‘woah!’ as a girl with blonde pigtails and pink overalls sprinted past him, then gave an exasperated comment about playground traffic. “..what I’m saying is you’d definitely do it as an adult. So why not now when you’d fit in perfectly?”
Ford shifted a little on the barrier, a few inches tall and just wide enough for him to balance on, and rose his arms ever-so-slightly to keep his balance. “You wouldn’t understand,” he declared with all the melodrama of his older self. “This is a disaster, Dipper!” His arm flew out emphatically and his other hand ran through his hair.
His theatrics fell flat, though, as Dipper bit his lip to hold back a laugh. “You’re on a playground, man.” Ford glared. Dipper smirked. “No, no, you’re right.” He put out his hands placatingly. “This is the worst. Total tragedy.”
“Exactly!” He hopped off of his little perch on the barrier. “A total atrocity!”
“A calamity!”
“A crisis!”
“A cruel injustice.”
“An utter outrage!” Ford cried out as Dipper grabbed his hand and– hey was he leading him toward the see-saw?
Before he could question it he was standing right in front of it. “Okay, get on.” His nephew instructed, gesturing up toward the empty seat. Mabel looked over at him with that innocent smile that made him feel like she’d explode from sadness if he didn’t.
“Ugh, fine, I’ll..” Ford sighed despondently. “I’ll get on the see-saw. That’s a stupid name for.. Anything.” He narrowed his eyes at the ground, then pulled himself up onto the higher end of the grey board, settling in the yellow seat. Such an ugly color scheme! He hated all of thi–
He cut himself off with an unsteady squeak as gravity did its job and his end of the see-saw lightly bumped against the ground.
“Now you have to push up!” Mabel whisper-yelled from above him, beaming brighter than the sun above them. Suddenly the embarrassment was worth it.
Nodding, he kicked off the ground. Gravity was once again his best friend here, gently lifting him into the air, and he’d never admit it but maybe he giggled a little on the way down. As he reached the ground again his stomach did that awful lurch thing it did when he hit a speed bump or pothole in his car and made him unwillingly let out an “ough–”
“..Again!”
And for a few minutes, he wasn’t an old man stuck in a child’s body, he was just.. Him. Laughing, cheering “higher!” every other time he went up, and grinning like it’d always been this way. Like everything was exactly the way it should be.
When he finally stumbled off the see-saw, he was dizzy. He fell backward into the sand with a leftover chuckle and was met with Mabel.
“You okay?” She asked, kneeling next to him and then sitting down.
He dug his fingers into the sand. The grains were warm, they felt nice between his fingers. “More than okay, hun. I think the constant motion just threw off my equilibrium.”
”I don’t really know what that means.” Ford actually got more excited at his niece’s words, an opportunity to educate!
One of his six fingers stuck up pragmatically. “Well, inside of your ear is a liquid called endolymph, it displaces the miniscule hairs in your inner ear as your head moves. That’s the reason you get dizzy when you spin around, because the fluid in there is still sloshing around.” Frankly, he was happy to supply that, and even happier when Mabel nodded with interest. “It’s basically your body’s biological bubble level.”
“..Definitely the same Ford,” Dipper observed quietly.
Ford rolled his eyes and laid back, letting out a slow breath. The sun gently warmed him and the sand around him in a way that seemed to melt all defenses he had in place. Something about it, maybe the reminder of simpler times, almost made him drowsy. “I’m surprisingly happy you kids took me out here.” He uttered. “At first I was.. Less than thrilled but I think I was just being oddly immature. Considering how bent on being the opposite I was.”
“Yeah, kinda..” admitted the boy now sitting cross-legged in the sand near them. “But, hey, I wouldn’t blame you for it. You’re going through a lot right now, y’know?”
“And you’re, like, super dramatic.” Mabel nudged Ford’s shoulder.
“That too. I think you’re just thinking too much into it, honestly. Like, last summer, before you came along, I had this whole thing where I didn’t feel manly enough for.. Whatever. So I went to these Man-otaur guys and they tried to get me to kill the.. Multi-bear..? Man, this town is weird.” Dipper’s brows furrowed, then he shook his head. “But, yeah, it was pretty stupid now that I think about it.”
Once Ford began to question what Dipper’s point was, he got to it.
“You’re still.. Just because you look like a kid doesn’t mean you’re just a whole different person, you’re still Stanford Pines, it looks like you’re overcompensating.”
He nodded slowly, folding his hands on his chest. “Right.” Glasses-clad eyes darted around. “Maybe you two should go and play,” he suggested. “I’ll be okay by myself for a while.”
Dipper opened his mouth to give a hesitant response, but Mabel grabbed his hand and pulled him to his feet. “Hey, let’s go spin on the spinny-doo until we throw up!” She chirped, pointing toward the spinner.
“Yeah!” Cheered her brother, taking the hint, and they scampered off toward it.
Ford watched them with a tired smile, then laid his head back into the sand.
Against his better judgement he let his eyes slip shut.
He flinched back into reality, unsure of how long he’d been dozing, when a high-pitched voice piped up from above him.
“Hi!” A little girl said to him, and upon opening his eyes he noted it was the same one who’d almost crashed into Dipper earlier. “Are you asleep?”
Ford blinked tiredly up at her, then sat up and tried to keep the grumpiness out of his expression. “I would have been in about five seconds if you didn’t come around.” He flinched back as she suddenly extended a hand toward him.
“Lemme help you up!” She offered, and without thinking he took her hand and used it to pull himself to his feet. A mortified chill ran through him as her eyes drifted down to his own hand, then she looked at her free one and spread out her fingers. “One.. two.. three.. four.. five..” she counted under her breath.
..Six. His mind echoed, and he suddenly felt that panicked heat run through his veins.
Until the little girl beamed at him. “You can count to twelve! I can only go to ten with my fingers!”
“..Really?” As quickly as it came, the fear melted away into a hesitant gratefulness. “I counted to one million, once, it wasn’t too difficult.” He spread out his fingers and stared down at them thoughtfully. “But ten is a big number,” he stated as his ‘nurture child’ instincts reared their head slightly. “You should be awfully proud of yourself.”
She let out some little happy noise, then tugged at his hand. “I’m Sally! I’m six!” Introduced the girl with a strikingly Mabel-like enthusiasm. It made him chuckle.
“My name is Stanford,” he shook her hand, then pulled his away. “It’s a pleasure to meet you.” His eyes drifted over to Dipper and Mabel, a screaming blur on the spinning piece of playground equipment, and he shrugged. They were fine. Dipper could handle more g-forces than you’d expect at first glance! “Oh, I’m.. ten, by the way.”
Quickly counting her fingers, Sally murmured, “you’re.. Four years older than me! What’s being a growed-up like?”
Not correcting her grammar error hurt, but he ignored it nonetheless. Being called a “grown-up” was a nice ego boost. He was a grown-up. Adult. “Oh, it’s fun. For the most part.”
That was not exactly the truth.. Maybe he enjoyed not having to sneak snacks after a certain time but there was also the whole.. “Freedom” thing that he had to get used to.
“Can you go to bed whenever you want?” She asked innocently.
What was once a forced, polite smile became an amused one, and he nodded. “Well, yes, but like I said; not as glamorous as you might think.” Eugh, tell that to his eyebags. “You can’t stay up too late.”
“Why not? My Dads say it’s because you need beauty rest or else you won’t grow.” Her eyes drifted over to a couple sitting on a bench, watching attentively and probably excitedly discussing their daughter making a new friend if their faces had anything to say about it.
“Precisely that,” Ford stated, “and you feel bad when you don’t get enough sleep.” It was a struggle he knew all too well.
His head swiveled in the direction of the two men on the bench as one of them called, “Sal! Gotta go, think you can say goodbye to your little friend?”
Well, he’d hardly consider them frie-
He wheezed as two arms tightly wrapped around his tiny frame, then let out a gasp when she pulled away.
“I have to go home, now! Uh, hang on..” She dug in the front pocket of her pink overalls until she produced a handful of lollipops and dropped them into Ford’s hand. “You can have these, I have more in the car! See ya!”
Ford was only able to give a muttered goodbye before she skipped off, waving at him the whole time. Once he was out of her sight he violently shuddered. He could practically feel the bacteria growing on his clothes, multiplying.. Child germs.
Just as his disgust began to morph into horror at the thought of whatever pathogen that child just spread to him, Dipper and Mabel stumbled over to him with green faces and twin grimaces.
Mabel was the first to “speak” as Dipper attempted to get his gag reflex under control, giving a long groan and then gagging herself. Ford watched them with furrowed brows until she actually said something. “I think we spun too fast..”
“As I said,” replied Ford with a smug grin and a raised finger, “endolymph! You’ve been dizzy before, it’ll stabilize.” He waved a hand dismissively.
His nephew dragged a hand down his face, then frog-blinked. “I greyed out.. like.. three times.” He
“Ooh, impressive,” he enthused softly. After tapping his chin for a moment he pointed at Dipper with a finger gun. “Did you experience G-LOC?”
Rubbing his temples, Dipper arched an eyebrow. “..No..?”
“Hm, really? Every good scientist needs to. I’ll help you with that when we get home.” He bit back a snicker at the incredibly concerned looks he was shot by both of his niblings.
“Haha.. I’m in danger.” Said Dipper with a distant glint in his eyes.
Ford, ever the responsible guardian, nodded. “We have plenty of danger at home, now let’s go there before any other children try to befriend me.” He started to walk off toward the sidewalk, but Mabel stopped him.
“Someone tried to be friends with you!? Aaaawwww!” She cooed with her hands pressed to her cheeks. “Who was it, did you learn their name? Maybe we can set up a playdate!”
The very mention of a “playdate” made his skin crawl, so he put the kibosh on the idea as quickly as possible. “A little girl named Sally, but I don’t want to have a playdate with her. I’m a grown man, remember?”
Mabel countered, “a teeny tiny adorable grown man,” patting his head. Naturally, he swiped at her hand with a grumble.
And when he looked to Dipper for help he absolutely failed him, arms cross and expression appraising of Mabel’s idea. ”I think you’re losing this one, Great Uncle Ford.”
“I am going to throw you into a centrifuge at my first opportunity.” Threats would surely help him in this situation!
Dipper’s eyes narrowed in that.. ‘I’m manipulating you right now and you know that but are you going to do anything?’ expression, and he tapped his chin. “That’s interesting, almost makes me want to intervene less.”
Threats didn’t help him! What kind of nonsense was that!? That cunning–
“Is she still here? I can get her phone number if she has one and tell her to come to the shack..” mused their sweater-clad partner in crime to herself.
Ford panicked. “No, no! No.” He waved his hands with emphasis, then leaned over to Dipper and promised him anything he wanted as long as he intervened in a whisper because these were desperate times.
Before Mabel could really get into the logistics of the playdate (probably how much glitter would be involved), an elbow nudged hers. “Maybe he should try to lay low, right? He’s gonna be an adult again soon,” said Dipper with a glance at Ford that carried a glint of uncertainty, “if he goes and makes a bunch of friends they’ll just miss him when he’s back to normal.”
“Aw, you’re right..” She tapped her chin, squinting. “Hmm.. wanna go back on the see-saw?”
An intense look was cast at her by Ford. “I will always want to play on a see-saw with you, Mabel.”
“I knew I could count on you!” Mabel chirped, grinning from ear to ear. She took Ford’s still frustratingly-tiny hand and pulled him toward the see-saw.
Naturally, Ford climbed on like he had the first time, and gripped the railing tightly with one hand as he pushed off the ground and was lifted into the air. Such a simple action.. and yet it was more fun than he had on a daily basis as an adult. Even the second time! It just didn’t get old! “Whoo!” He cheered, reaching a hand toward the sky that cast a long shadow against the ground.
All good things must come to an end.
“That kid’s got six fingers!” Yelled an older boy on the playground, pointing at his excited form high in the air.
He gave the kid the benefit of the doubt. Maybe he just had his guard down from that little girl..
“Oh, yes!” Ford jumped off of the see-saw once he was close enough to the ground. Dipper and Mabel watched with trepidation as he trotted right up to the boy, extending a hand. “It’s called Polydactyly. It’s cool, right?”
The kid actually flinched back, pulling his hand as far away from Ford’s as possible, and stepped back. “What the heck-!?”
Ford froze, hand still outstretched even as the boy backed away from him. Voices around him murmured words he couldn’t process anymore. Was his vision starting to tunnel? Why did it matter? He didn’t say ten words to him and he was already being judged.
This was just like..
Cathy shrieked, yanking her hand away from Ford’s. He felt so much colder without the contact..
“Ew, you have six fingers!?” A squeal escaped her as she frantically wiped her hand on her skirt. “That’s so weird!” Now the other kids on the playground were looking at them. He could feel their eyes on his back. It burned.
His face went red, and he buried his hands in his pockets. “I- I didn’t think–”
“You’re a freak!” She pointed at him, Ford flinching away from her hand. “I don’t like-like you anymore!”
He couldn’t move. She turned, she ran away, she left forever and wasn’t going to come back. He couldn’t breathe. “B- But.. I..” He whispered, but his words died off long before Cathy could hear him.
That was the day something shifted, wasn’t it?
“Grunkle Ford? Come on, stay with me.” A pair of fingers snapping in his face brought him back to reality, where Dipper stood before him with a concerned look. “We need you in the real world, alright?”
The real world. Right. That was when he was brought into the real world. Found out that those who are different are hated, shunned. He shook his head. “I’m fine.” An obvious lie, he could feel tears pricking at his eyes. “I was just.. Thinking of something.” He dragged in a breath, but it didn’t help as much as he’d hoped.
He’d dealt with this for fifty damned years, he almost thought it shouldn’t hurt so much anymore, but now? Now that wound felt just as fresh as it had the day it happened. Maybe even worse.
“Aw, don’t– Don’t listen to them!” Mabel gave a half-hearted laugh that was intended to be reassuring. “They don’t know what they’re talking about, they’re just–”
“Just kids?” Ford hissed in a shaky voice. “In the real world, grown-ups will lie so they don’t hurt you. But she– she was too young to know, she’d just say anything because she didn’t know I’d– I’d carry that for the rest of my life, and– and–” He choked a sob despite his instincts screaming at him to pull himself together. “It’s not fair.” A small, broken voice that couldn’t have come out of him squeaked.
She grabbed his hand, gently but firmly, and gave it a soft squeeze. “Oh, Grunkle Ford.. who hurt you? You can talk about it, me and Dipper’ll listen! I can go make them apologize if you want!”
Get a grip, he told himself, now they’re worried.
“Just some.. Perceived crush at the time, sweetie..” he ignored the way his voice was more sniveling than speech. It wasn’t romantic, he didn’t actually feel what he thought he felt, fine. But it would have been nice if she wasn’t so.. So cruel. “That was the day I realized how different I was, I suppose it.. Stuck with me.” His eyes turned toward the ground. “And it affected me a lot.”
But he placed his other hand over Mabel’s anyway. “I.. do appreciate the sympathy.”
“You, uh,” Dipper rubbed the back of his neck. “Didn’t get much of that as a kid, huh? Man..”
“No, I wish.” Ford instinctively reached for Dipper’s hand, almost releasing it when his nephew gave him a slightly surprised look but relaxed as his expression softened. “But Stan and you two make up for that exponentially, don’t worry about me.”
Mabel glanced at Dipper, and he met her eyes, the two of them seeming to have a silent conversation.
Then they turned back to him and Dipper said, “we’re not gonna stop worrying about you.” Because of course they wouldn’t. He was oh, so fragile.
..Okay, he was at the moment, but that was sarcasm and his point still stood.
“You don’t have to be concerned, you know, I-” don’t want your pity “-can manage my own emotional state just fine. I’ve been doing it for most of my life, after all.”
“We can tell.”
“I still have the authority to ground you,” deadpanned Ford with crossed arms and a raised eyebrow, but Dipper and Mabel just smirked at him. “..Can’t you at least pretend that I’m not too soft to discipline you? Once?”
Dipper made a real show of thinking about it. He tapped his chin and his foot, eyes narrowed with intense thought. “Hmmm.. I don’t know.. What do you think, Mabel?”
His gesture was mimicked by his sister, if not exaggerated ten-fold. “I’m not a good actor..”
“You play pretend all the time, you roped me into it the other day!” Facepalming helped him fight the fondness from his expression. “Pirates, it was fun. But regardless, both of you are very good actors and I frankly don’t believe that this self-doubt stems from anything but convenience.”
Ford rolled his eyes as the other two Pines kids– the only Pines kids nodded in unison. “Oh, yeah.” “We’re totally guilty,” they muttered to his chagrin.
“You kids have no respect.” He tsked, dramatically looking away. ..That was a motion he regretted as his eyes caught a few kids mumbling to each other and pointing at him. “Can we leave?” Vulnerability once again forced itself into his demeanor, his voice low and shoulders hunched, but it ebbed when Mabel took his hand again.
The softest little giggle escaped her as he happily squeezed her hand. “Yeah! This was a dumb idea, anyway.. I just didn’t think kids who are okay with gnomes would be so freaked out about an extra finger.” Her eyes drifted over to a kid sitting by the swings, playing pat-a-cake of all things with.. Was that Jeff?
“Anyway, wanna be our gnome queen?” Ford could hear him ask as they finished their game. So he still hadn’t found a new queen. Now, why wouldn’t anyone want to marry that? Hmm..
Sarcasm.
“I wouldn’t call the idea stupid, honey,” he reassured with a thoughtful expression as Mabel took Dipper’s hand and led them off the sand, to the sidewalk. “I had fun. For the most part.” Until.. Children happened. Children were brutal.
Dipper turned to glare at the posse of children watching them leave. “Yeah, until they decided not to mind their own business.” ..Defensive, much? He looked like he was going to kill those kids if Ford glanced away from him.
Then he’d end up in jail, and he wouldn’t see him for a long time..
On some strange instinct he didn’t remember having, he reached up and tapped his fingers against his own cheek. One at a time in a very controlled gesture. “It’s okay, Dipper,” he mumbled, “really. Don’t go and give them a piece of your mind. It isn’t worth it.”
“I wasn’t going to, I was kinda just gonna stare in disdain at them until they’re out of my line of sight.” Dipper replied, turning his head to keep looking even as they were starting to put some distance between themselves and the playground.
How cute, his nephew had inherited his pettiness. He pulled his fingers away from his cheek, looked at them for a moment, then slipped his hand into his pocket. “..Unrelated, but have I had these sorts of.. Tics, before?”
“Like, the stims?” Mabel piped up, pointing to his cheek. When Ford nodded she continued. “I don’t think so..”
Dipper shook his head with a nudge to his sister’s elbow. “He totally has, it’s just subtle.”
Really? Ford wasn’t expecting that. That was interesting. Now he had to know. “Like what?” What did he do that he didn’t notice, but other people did?
“Uh,” glancing up, Dipper wracked his brain for examples. “You spin pens, tap your fingers against things..” He pulled his hands toward his chest, letting them hang loosely. “The velociraptor thing– you’ve definitely done that once or twice.” His hands dropped to his sides. “Not to mention, like, fidgeting. You do this weird thing with your dice all the time,” he wiggled his fingers as if imitating the gesture, “I have no idea how you do it.”
How did he do things frequently enough for Dipper to notice, while still not noticing them at all? His eyes narrowed, and he tapped his chin.
“You’re doing it again.”
Damnit.
#a little dilemma#a little dilemma au#writing hell#gf ford#gravity falls ford#grunkle ford#ford pines#stanford pines#ford gravity falls#grunkle ford gravity falls#gravity falls#gf#fanfic#fic#gravity falls fanfic#gf fanfic#gravity falls fic#gf fic#im surprised people actually like this
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ohhmggg YOU HXH FAN?2!3?2 im so happy i love hxh and im looking forward to any stuff youll post out!
im not sure if you’re allowing hxh requests as of right now since ur still deciding, so can i req NNN w/ stan, kyle, n kenny? but y/n keeps trying to make them fail and acts innocent :3
─Headcanons─
main 3 x reader older ver.
hc; trying to make the 3 fail nnn
cw; I think u alr know
note; HELPP why didn't I think of this?? omg. Also YESS I'm writing for hxh as of now :3 if you have any requests tell me if it's a killua one I might explode (good thing) I love lobelobelovelbvevvevwv him 😣🙏🏾 ⤵
Kyle─
I swear I feel like there's was an ep about this but I just don't remember..
anyway
I feel like Kyle wouldn't participate in such an activity because he's too busy with school and NOT pumping out white stuff from his genitals.
He thinks nnn is dumb 🤷🏾♀️
"if you think nnn is so dumb why don't you participate in it ky?"
"because I have far more important things to do."
"I think you're bluffing."
"bluffing? Please. I could easily pass it but there's no significant reason why I SHOULD participate in it."
Your brow rose with an amused grin.
"You think you can? Alright, let's test that."
"🧍♂️wha-"
He should've never spoken.
Attempt 1.
Desk.
sweat pearls drip down the sides of his face, his mouth hung open letting out weak, gentle noises into your ear, his eyes in daze as you suck on his bare pale skin.
You mark up his neck tracing down to breathe onto his collarbone making him shiver as he attempts to write.
He struggles to give in to your OBVIOUS teasing, he said he could pass this stupid challenge but..
this boy is such whore for hickeys. Your warm breath on his sweaty skin is driving him insane.
"y/n.. stop.. I'm serious.." He begs in a whisper, dropping his pencil to grip the sides of his chair.
You lean away with an innocent smile, having your arms around his neck.
"what?"
"you know what."
"I'm afraid I don't?" You picked at his hair. The ginger leaned away from your reach and shook his head.
"Off."
"huh"
"get off"
"why"
He sighs heavily, looking at you. You smile again, a mischievous one.
He picks up from his lap and sets you on his bed.
"I know what you're doing, and I'm not going to let you make me lose." Kyle leans down to your level, his eyes staring into yours. You bit your lip mischievously with a giggle, you leaned closer.
"You're so cute when you're serious."
He rolled his eyes in response and got up. You laughed watching him walk away back to his desk.
"You look adorable with those hickeys thoughhh"
"Shut up"
Once your laughing died out you sighed softly, watching him do his studies.
you're gonna lose broflovski mark my word.
Did he actually lose or were YOU bluffing?
🧍🏾♀️🤔
FIND OUT NEXT TIM-
jk there will be no next time
Kyle is pretty tough, he can hold his 'urges' I guess pretty well
So it took awhile for a second you were just gonna give up but if it weren't for his basketball game lost 😙
He got home and dragged you to his room, locked the door, laid you on the bed, and looked down.
"you win."
"I did?-" your face grew hot, surprised.
he inched down to your exposed neck and breathed. His pale, strong slender hands began to venture down your shirt.
You felt immense butterflies tackle your tummy, causing you squirm a little.
"You wanted this didn't you? Stop acting so scared." He whispered softly yet in such a sensual way that made your body get goosebumps.
"oh god."
Stan—
HELP why do I see him being so confused to what the hell you are doing kissing him all over and shi and he is just like
🧍♂️
"what tf are you doing"
tbh I don't see him failing because he does not care to participate like Kyle except he just doesn't wanna
I'm not saying this because I totally had no idea what the hell to put for him, nooo 👩🏾🦯
I'm sorry if I was a Stan girlie I would so know, but I love his bsf 🤗
nah but I'd say if you were going to make him fail do it while he's drunk.
He's vulnerable.
With your hands roaming around his chest, you on his lap and the intense eye contact with your grin he's bound to give in with all that alcohol in his system.
He just kinda forgets about the whole nnn thing not like he cared though.
"Soo you lose this month?" You leaned away from his lips. His drunken eyes left your lips and into yours. He graced his thumb along your wet lip.
"Lose what? The nnn thing? Sure whatever."
"Oh so I wi-"
"I said whatever, now c'mere I wanna fuck you to a deftones song."
"o-oh?"
😫😫.
Kenny—
DO I EVEN..
DO I EVEN NEED TOO-
SAY
ANYTHING?..
As SOON as you start to tease him to make him fail
He ALREADY FAILS
he actually failed on the 2nd day cause he thought of you while pleasuring himself on accident
He was trying to edge but he failed lmao
anyway
This man had no intention of really doing this challenge either 😭🙏🏾
Not because he didn't care, didn't wanna no.
Because he loves having sex
Why would he stop for a month? That's torture.
He gladly gives in to your teasing, actually teasing you back.
At first your rubbing yourself on him, bottom to crotch with no care type shi
Next thing you know he's rubbing his tip against your clothed throbbing cunt. Begging him to slide it in already.
"Oh but you wanna tease me, huh?" He smirks, rubbing your legs softly.
You whine, pleading some more until he gives in.
He was bound to lose anyway 👩🏾🦯
#𝙡𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙡𝙮𝙠𝙞𝙡⋆ ★#i think i rambled to much im sleepy my bad#south park#south park x reader#kyle broflovski#stan marsh#kyle x reader#kenny mccormick#stan x reader#kenny x reader
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SWEET TALK !? - eugene, zack meets ranpo! reader
(man used in a gender neutral term)

stopping eugene's plan to destroy big deal was your grand finale for the chapter. enemies to lovers is getting quite real around here
eugene widened his eyes when he saw you walk into the filed, with no one trailing behind. he didn't recognize you at first but once he saw your signature hat he knew. "y/n! you messed with my plans?!" he shouted furiously.
you stopped crunching your lollipop to look at him. your fingers grabbed the edges of your glasses and pushed them up.
"it was so predictable, really you should keep a better eye on your contacts folder." you walked past all of the bodies on the floor, you can see daniel out of the corner of your eyes.
poor thing didn't even know what was gonna come for him. "i had uncovered all of your plans from the very beginning" you took another step forward. the space between you and eugene was just arms away.
"and how were you able to lead them away?" eugene scowled at your face. smiling you placed your hands on your hips "the detective agency has many dealing with the police."
"enough dealings to lead them away from criminals?"
you stared into the sky for a bit with a small pout "i happen to be very persuasive". the silence was loud, nobody dared utter a breath with these two clashing wits.
you pushed up your glasses and pointed at him "the difference between you and i! it's that im 20x better a man, and brains than you could ever be".
eugene could only stare at you with an unknown feelin in his chest. the type of feeling where your senses become numbed and all you could think about is what the heart wants.
currently its winning a game over you.
you had met zack with his cult dealing when you were only two years older then he was. meeting you again felt like a fever dream.
zack stared at you blankly. your face was just the same as back then (almost). your hair was atill the same length, your face had matured but it was the slight difference in eyes that had changed, and you were the same as your old self.
just as cocky as back then. you were at the school to figure out the case of jasmine.
you walked down the halls with the police officers falling close behind, the many of them were groaning while some were glad you came along for the investigation.
zack was left with his mouth wide open when you slammed your hands on his desk. "tell me what happened to jasmine huh!"
"wh- the hell.." zack slightly mumbled under his breath. staring at your eager eyes that were exploding with confidence.
you didn't need another word out of him for you to proudly put your hands on your hips.
pleased at the shocked expression on his face. "heh, criminals are so easy to figure out! come with me" you say making your way out the door with a little pep in your step. you glowed in the way you could hear students praise your confidence and.. rather baseless assumptions ?!
zack followed behind you with a look of utter confusion. you were strange. almost peculiar. he noticed how young you were. almost the same age as him. he found himself murmuring "amazing.."
you felt even giddier with his words. the smile on your face and the smile that were evident by your eyes growing even wider.
i remembered my tumblr login password. jk but anyways IM BACK (PT.2) ill give yall a lil update i watched a lot of documentaries and went through a lot of shit
and then i got bored
also kouji was supposed to be in this but i gave up trying to piece a scenario where i could fit him in 😔😔
#lookism#lookism scenarios#lookism fluff#lookism x reader#lookism headcanons#eugene x reader#eugene lookism#lookism eugene#lookism zack#lookism zack x reader#zack x reader#manhwa x reader
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BEN Drowned with S/O who is opposite personality to him. Headcanons
Brat || BEN Drowned
Synopsis -> How BEN would be with a significant other, who’s his opposite.
Warnings -> Dark Humour, mentions of death, mentions of ghosts, mentions of hitting, Jeff. Possibly more?? { Let me know if any are founded please 🙏 }
A/n -> I have school in an hour. I hate it.
Word count -> 858
↳ BEN to me is such a silly little guy. He’s a goof ball, he’s annoying. He gives off annoying little brother energy.
↳ So for him to have a Significant Other with an opposite personality, they’d would probably give off oldest sibling energy. Essentially, the responsible one.
↳ Definitely teases. Bro would come up behind his significant other, and either pick them up or jump on their back.
↳ BEN has severe ambivert energy. He LOVES hanging out with people, like Jeff and Sally.
↳ BUT, he also likes his privacy, so, bitches better give him that, or they’ll meet with a terrible fate.
{ Do you get it? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) }
↳ So, honestly, his significant other could go either way!
↳ Anyone else think he’d flirt with them, but they’re really bad pick up lines?
↳ “Hey baby, are you noose? Cause I wanna wear you around my neck.”
↳ Dark humour. Definitely his thing. Makes many, many suicidal jokes. You know the abortion version of “Road Work Ahead?”? Yeah, that’s him.
↳ You have so many damn nicknames, and it’s rare you’ll the same one twice in the same day. Jeff once joked he’d forgotten your name and instead called stupid shit to cover it up.
↳ BEN punched him in the gut.
↳ I just thought of this while cleaning my room, but If you take your phone with you to bathroom, he’s using that as a way to come into the bathroom and talk with you.
↳ BEN would sit on the floor next to you, maybe his face is resting on your thigh, or he’s got his arms wrapped around you, while you do whatever.
↳ Definitely a cuddles. So if his significant other isn’t the biggest fan of touch, he’d be a little sad he can’t touch you whenever.
↳ I can 100% image him just sitting, shaking with energy, and you come up and ask him for a hug, and he just practically explodes.
↳ He needs to put his energy somewhere so why not on you?
↳ BEN would adore you if you were shorter than him. Constantly hugging you from behind, leaning on you, comparing hand sizes, standing on tall thing to be even taller then you than laughing at you calling you short.
↳ But if you’re taller than him, he’s so fucking petty. 😭
↳ He constantly be jumping on you, glaring up at you, stand on things, then laugh at you and call you short.
↳ But no matter your height, he’d ask you about how the weather is doing.
↳ “How’s the weather down there?”
↳ “How’s the weather up there?”
↳ Don’t worry though, no matter your height, you can still shove him ☺️
↳ He’s so short either way, like think between 4’10 and 5’4. As much as BEN hates his height, he uses this to his advantage.
↳ “Hey! 🥺 I’m SO small and tiny, you shouldn’t pick on me. 👉👈I’m just so little, no girls like me, so if you’re gonna leave me, just go then.😔”
↳ He’d also be that cringy but funny guy on TikTok who makes those Omegaverse jokes in videos and comments.
↳ “Baby, I am your alpha! You are my Omega! You will submit to me. Because im the Daddy. 😈”
↳ I reckon he’d enjoy the game Sally Face, so while he’s doing a play through, he’d get you to do silly voices for the characters with him.
↳ BEN would love to do Larry’s voice, while you’d be Sal or Todd. He’s Ash cause he wants to be the hot character.
↳ He doesn’t really get angry, at least not with you. He’d just get sulky, and petty. So if you have a short temper, you’d both supple Dazai and Chuuya energy.
↳ Take a guess who is who :DD
↳ Might be a little inaccurate, cause I’m only up to episode 4 of the first season… 😓 Everything else I’ve seen is TikTok and fanfics 🤠
↳ Honestly, the way you to even met would be odd. So I reckon Sally would have been an influence. Whether you’re an innocent civilian or a murderer 👀
↳ Sally’s a ghost, right? And she hangs out with kids, right? Well, maybe you were babysitting a random kid or a younger sibling, and you had taken them to the park. By chance, Sally and insert child you’re looking after, become friends at park.
↳ It’s basically universally known Sally and BEN are the sibling figures if Creepypasta, so either BEN is there or he listens to Sally talk about you two constantly.
↳ Eventually, you two meet and blah blah blah, DATING. 😈
↳ At night, when it’s time to sleep, whether he does or doesn’t, he NEEDS to be touching you. He’ll whine otherwise.
↳ He would cry if you pushed his leg off of you. He’d wake you up and ask if you even love him anymore? 💔
↳ Just slap him upside the head and tell him to go to sleep. Bro would just sit there for five minutes and be hella confused.
↳ If you happen to be a guy, anytime you two would kiss, he would tell you that’s gay. Knowing him, he’d probably still do this if you’re a girl. 💀
↳ BENs so silly ☺️
↳ Oh my god, if your not giving him attention, he’d lick your face to get it. 💀
↳ Basically, BENs a brat, he’d love you either way, finds it fun to tease you! 🤠
thank you!! ♡
#creepypasta#creepypasta x reader#ben drowned#ben drowned x reader#creepypasta ben drowned#creepypasta ben#I don’t know what else to tag#hiro answers! ♡
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waitrr sorry kind of william ask I guess but I need to know more about also vanessa and the scary nightmare bunker What r they doing🙏🙏🙏
HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE 😈 *rubs my little paws together evilly*
this specific bit takes insp from a few places but the main one being Amnesia: The Bunker, for the obviously reasons(bunker) but also !!!!! THERES A GIANT PREDATORY RABBIT THERE HUNTING THEM BOTH💖💖💖💖 ill get to what this and other shit means from a thematic n whatever standpoint later but just know its awesome and immm insane<33
also side note i say bunker but its not even The scary bunker its more like a basement/cellar-ish thing connected to a shed he has somewhere in the woods. nawt to be confused w the actual Evil Bunker dw abt it 😁
ANYWAYS, initially william takes vanessa there to, dispose of her so to speak slash keep her there until he can find a good use for her or until he decides to straight up kill her. heart<3 smth smth vanessa ended up seeing smth she wasnt supposed to LOL(you can imagine) anyways while hes throwing her down there one thing leads to another and they both end up getting trapped in there, at the beginning theres this like slow creeping dread when they both notice smth is not.... right..... here. like the place is WAYYY larger than its supposed to be and theres strange holes in the walls n shit (😳) which eventually turns into full on monster horror once they realize theyre both being Hunted 😈 and theyre in what is basically a maze of rabbit tunnels and burrows, HERE IS WHERE THE INTO THE PIT AND IN THE FLESH INSPS COME INNNNN<333333 obv the maze is a kinda reference to the game in the in the flesh story, and the time loop/warping is a reference to both in the flesh and in the pit<33 speaking of which is a really important element, neither of them can die Down There and yes they both die at least once and not just at the dreaded claws of The Rabbit😏 once they both die tho the loop officially 'resets' and they end up in the middle of the burrow again, their main goal is to obv get Out lol. the ending of which is kinda sad and takes insp from fazbears frights in general w a classic cliffhanger conclusion, they eventually find the exit but william isnt just gonna let vanessa leave even after all that ..... he closes and locks the door w vanessa still down there</3 the last scene being her crying and sobbing for him to let her out as faint sounds of scratching and growling is heard from behind.............
OKAYYYYY HEEHEE now onto the MEANINGS and THEMES<3333333 The Bunker and Rabbit kind of represent the same things as The Rabbit and The Pit do in into a pit, its a representation of all of wills sins n shit festering and creating smth monstrous. that darkness only growing and further rooting itself further into william and others around him, being shown here in the form of a huge predatory rabbit digging maze-like tunnels seemingly endlessly. all this eventually coming back to (literally) bite William in the ass lmao, and vanessa...... ouuuuuu vanessa😫 williams obv in here as a form of punishment (even if he does eventually get off scott free AS USUAL smh) but so is vanessa in a way</3 she didnt physically KILL anyone but like he does with michael(albeit in a different way) he forces 'the gloves' so to speak onto them (think about in sister loctaion how the animatronics think mike is william, onv in universe theyd probably look fairly similar but thematically speaking... you know</3 the fct ues down there because his dad told him too😭) so while vanessa didnt do anything herself her hands are bloodied by proxy...... :((((( SOBS /
anyways..... i thunk thats it yea. explodes**
Edit: OH ALSO . SMTH I DIDNT MENTION BEFORE BUT IS ALSO IMPORTANT IS THAT IT LIKE. THE ENVIRONMENT IS A MIX BETWEEN DIRT RABBIT TUNNELS N BURROWS AND FREDDYS THEMED HALLWAYS N ROOMS N SHIT <33 SO LIKE THEYLL BE IM A DURT TUNNEL AND END UP IN A FREDDYS ROOM N WHATEVER Y GET IT. GRINS 😁😁😁😁
and and im this case by 'forcing the gloves' onto vanessa i mean he . william literally forced her to help dispose of a Body 💔💔💔
#asks#bunnie#willie fnafton#vanessa fnafton#finally a unique tag for her<3 (kinda) should be known also that my vanessa here isnt a one to one of a certain canon of her. shes a bit of#mix of game and movie vanesaa and everything else is mostly just my own stuff :3 shes williams adopted daughter here. theres a little bit#more to it than that but for simplicities sake<333 heehee<33#also obv feel free to send additional asks r smth if smth isnt clear id looooove to answer everything. anything :3c lol
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Those two pics of Clexa in the water 🥵
Did you have a rich Lexa / pool girl Clarke AU? Lexa is unashamedly teasing by squirting the hose suggestively - Poor Clarke is just trying to do her job, and eventually she snaps, done with Lexa's games, so she drags her under to deal with the rising problem below...
I do!!!!! Well Clarke is a pool girl/private bartender but yes! But oooohhh doesnt it fit so well!!!
Clarke's cleaning the pool. She has the hose next to her and well has the net and is just going around it while Lexa is supposedly sunbathing.
But the net breaks and falls into the pool, and Clarke goes to catch it with a groan, not really in the mood to get all wet. She hears the distinctive chuckle that could only belong to Lexa, and as she turns around, she catches Lexa messing around with the hose, holding her finger over the nozzle and letting it squirt all over herself.
"Lexa, let go of that." Clarke warns from inside the pool. She is really not in the mood.
Lexa does nothing more than smirk at her and twist the hose, tongue out as she lets the water spray all over her face.
The hardness in Clarke's short is instant and so is the annoyance at Lexa.
"I told you to let go of it Lexa. Youre not a fucking child."
Lexa smirk drops, annoyance at nor getting what she wants replacing it. She holds the hose in her hands still, the water dripping on her feet.
"And what are you gonna do? Spank me?"
Clarke hates her with a passion. The same passion that's got her stepping towards Lexa, her chest pushing water out of her sports bra, and she comes up from the pool. Lexa looks to be positively drooling over Clarke's chest and the hardness of her boner, the smirk back on her face knowing she won.
One second she's standing with Clarke in front of her the next she is coming up for air after being thrown in the pool, "you fucking bitch!"
Clarke chuckles at the brat, sitting on the edge of the pool, shorts already in hand. Lexa seems to quickly forget herself once Clarke's dick is out in its full glory and she doesnt need to be told before she is swimming in Clarke's direction on the deepest side of the pool, coming up for air right between Clarke's legs.
Her tongue immediately drags from the base to the tip of Clarke's dick, a delighted noise escaping her at the taste of the pre cum that already drips from it.
Clarke's hand comes to take hold of her hair with harshness, "You better make sure you dont let a single drop escape, im not spending a week cleaning the fucking pool for one drop of cum."
It feels so fucking good to make demands of Lexa about something that technically belongs to her. Rich brat who thinks she owns the world being made to take orders from an employee as below her as the pool girl.
And while Clarke basks in the joys of having Lexa at her mercy, Lexa hums happily, mouth full of Clarke's dick as she bops her head up and down its length, taking her fully to the back of her throat and back up to her lips on her tip.
As Clarke seems distracted Lexa unties the bottoms of her bikini, allowing her hand full freedom for three fingers to enter her pussy, fucking herself as she sucks Clarke off.
Lexa is good at what she does, on that Clarke can give her credit. It's only some six minutes later that Clarke is holding her head in place so she can fuck her mouth, ready to explode inside. She's a warrior Clarke will give her that, swallowing every single drop of cum without a single tear in her eyes as Clarke's cock hits the back of throat.
"Fuck youre good." Clarke praises as Lexa lifts her head to breath, cheeks red from the effort. She's dazed as she rushes to lick a white drop that threatens to fall down her shaft and into the water.
Clarke is about to praise her again when she sees the black bottoms floating in the pool.
"You bitch, you came." Clarke notes as Lexa brings her fingers, shinning with something that is definitely not water, to her mouth and licks them.
"Its still my fucking pool." Lexa tells her, pecking Clarke's lips, knowing the taste of their releases still lingers there before pushing herself off the pool naked from the waist down, uncaring as she wraps herself in her towel and retrieves inside the house.
Fucking bitch. Clarke is gonna drag her back out and make sure if she has to clean the pool, at least she's gonna make it worth her own while.
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xiv's cute little "well it couldnt hurt :-]" before getting exploded AAAAAAA literally prime xiv moment. also stick your head innit also xiv freshly being out of the tower makes this moment a little cuter i think. xiv's out and the first thing they're being encouraged to do is to make a reckless decision thats actually THEIR decision for a change and tals cheering them on. its so... its so silly its so goofy. comfort in the comedy or whatever.
"I see this all the time back on the farm" "what kinda farm do you work on..."
"think of all the thoughts its probably thinking it could probably think us a way out of here" yeah since we got two academic minds one taxpayer one tal and zero braincells in this group. rai had the braincell for once and look where that got him.
THE NECRONOMICON RAI'S EATING IS TITLED MAGIC FOR DUMMIES IM GIGLGING. AND IT SWITCHES FROM EIGHT TO NINE AS HE EATS IT PLEASE...
"it says that it hunts smart creatures. ok so we adopted the brain-"
also xiv's cursive handwriting is so so cute.... very contrasting to the FAMILY GUY CLIP. why is XIV LOIS.
the "fighting cheeks and balls out" is so insane. put those AWAY. rai also is the one to get to the helm first!!
also i was going to say on my last liveblog post that xiv's father looked like he had a tentacle beard but deleted it but!!! now i know why i was going to!! xiv calls the ilithid they see papa + sees the grandmaster i think hes called as a father figure. :-3 thats why!!
im sorry tal. i dont give a shit. also xiv's outfit in the 3d recreation segments being a bard fit is really funny but also as a bard-main the bard fit is attrocious. get it off them
xiv killing the mind flayer immeaditly even though tal was talking to it because it tried begging for its life despite what it had done ^_^ verse 1 of father by the front bottoms not the rest of the song just that verse
rai vc hey babygirl do you. come.[persuasion failed] HERE OFTEN HERE OFTEN
xiv's first casualty is pushing someone off the ledge + unintentionally nearly kiling tal with that stone thing. btw i know act 1's intro area is like that to teach the general rules of the game but i love how that thng isjust. there. no context. its just a stone on a fucking rope dangling pecariously over a kinda broken hole. thats really funny to me
"no. i dont think it was the fall <3 anyway im sure hes fine" HORROR MOVIE TRILL
XIV'S LITTLE SHOCKED SPRITE AT THE TRAPPED SACROFOGAPHS. i dontk now how to spell that ROOM ITS SO CUUUTE AAHH
tal with his ass out talking to withers. tal thats an ancient god... tal....
tal saying "well i think every life is of infinite value <333" foreshadowing...
"JESUS I SAID LONG REST NOT SCHLONG REST PUT THAT WEAPON AWAY!!!"
that was a ganon event....
"youre gonna wake them up with your shitty fucking song!!"
[ID: screenshot of xiv walking into the scene when you enter the druid grove in bg3. they're smirking a little. end id]
clearly you dont own an air fryer <333
"some other stuff happened here. i ended racism!!"
I THINK ITS IN ONE OF YOUR INVENTORIES HELPPP. this happened while tal was still in his damn underwear.
also the xiv scaring kids so they call the law thing is really really funny im not gonna lie. it makes sense they were sheltered blah blah blah but also ngl it is really funny
he was to able to intimidate the goblins into running away. and now for an act of heroism!! be free <3333 ...... too free.
SUPPLEX HIM INTO A CONVERSATION...
xiv saying "having no friends myself!!" GIRL YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE EM. sorry they handed you a leash and said you have to deal with three crazy ass dogs
sorcerer's guide to jelquing. no not that one
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Well the concept for BW2 goes something like this;
So Juniper and Ghetsis used to actually know each other in college, both were studying Pokemon research and such. Ghetsis saw Juniper as a friend and ally while Juniper saw him as an academic rival.
Eventually however there was a contest, this would be the big breakthrough for anybody to get their name out into the world, and Ghetsis won first place while Juniper won second. Ever since then she's had this personal vendetta against him, claiming he stole her spotlight and her role as a professor.
So she does what she thinks will prove herself to the world that she's better than him and that she should be professor and not him. With the assistance of Colress they both create the DNA Splicers, Juniper aiming to reconstruct the original dragon using sheer will and raw science.
"But Val, how is she going to get her hands on the dragons in the first place?" Glad you asked!
During the events of BW, N assists you in finding the legendary dragons and such as a fun post game side quest. Using the dream mist that both her and Colress were studying during the events of BW, they induce N into a coma and create copies of the dragons fucking Mewtwo style from his memories using the mist.
Obviously they have him held hostage (pokespe flashbacks) and Ghetsis is literally this close 🤏 to fucking crashing out. Alder has to remind him sometimes that "Hey, let's take a few steps back for a second here, you look like you're going to explode..."
Ghetsis may be one to preach that everybody deserves a chance to change who they are and that there's good in everybody's heart, but this one time he'll make an exception.
A few things to clarify just in case is that Ghetsis still has his injuries, though they happened in a somewhat sadder but much tamer way. The injury on his eye happened when his Deino evolved into a Zweilous and it bit into his eye out of freight, he forgave them obviously as this was an accident.
Though he didn't learn his lesson in the end because once it evolved into a Hydreigon and he tried to help it calm down because it was freaking out, he got completely blasted in the side by a dragon pulse <3
Also ye six kids, Anthea, Concordia, N, and the shadow triad! I have yet to give the shadows actual names yet, still working on that lol
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2ND TIME N GETS GOT BY COLRESS FOR DREAM MIST POKEMON PURPOSES IN A STORY. HE CANT GET A BREAK BYE
it's ok ghetsis im also going to explode. fuck colress all my homies hate colress. he's so fun to write tho im not even gonna lie
oof also maybe next time we evolve a dragon with a big startle response we let it evolve and then run a few feet away. like a firework
that's so cute whatttt :( im guessing the triad is also adopted? did he save their lives like in canon.. ue
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ooo do you have any other scenarios for a jb first kiss? or like, if you had to narrow it down to just one idea, what would be the PERFECT get-together moment for them? should it happen during winds or would you rather it be dragged out further? is it a soft/emotional moment, or passionate and lustful? does it come after they’ve acknowledged their feelings, or is the moment the catalyst for that conversation? who initiates it? is there a period of avoidance/embarrassment/insecurity either before or after, for either of them? give me all the headcanons please
i have SO many my mind is a jb first kiss scenario machine like if ever a mind reader were to try read my mind it's just gonna be jb first kiss jb kissing jb doing more than kissing but a lot of kissing is involved etc. anyway. i've always liked the idea that it gets dragged on. like i don't think they'll be the type to kiss right away once they've realized their feelings, instead, they're going to stew on their feelings instead or ignore it outright and there's just going to be this tension between them and it's a game of who's going to actually acknowledge the elephant in the room. like i really looove the idea of jb not being in a relationship but they just have this tension between them and it's like 👁️👁️??? if one of them gives a sign the whole thing will explode. like in a scenario where they're arguing bc of god knows what they just find themselves really close to each other and theyre looking at each other's lips and if one of them just leans in it's game over they're gonna start kissing then fucking on that space in particular rip to anyone who's in proximity (i am a jb first time fucking on the floor truther first and foremost!!!!!!!!) and when they start kissing they cannot stop kissing and jaime's just gonna be like god why didn't i kiss you sooner? we should've been doing this ages ago the world can end right now and i dont even care as long as i keep kissing you fuck everyone else fr and brienne's like ?? ok werk. then after that jaime will just keep pulling her on the side for quick makeout sessions like sorry the floodgate has been OPENED.
but anyway.
i definitely think jaime will initiate it once brienne sends him some signs. i don't think brienne has the confidence to kiss him first like god forbid she'll explode on the spot at the THOUGHT of kissing him the fact that he'll know that she likes him AND the possibility of rejection is too mortifying for her. but jaime is a bit more confident, and he'll read the signs. i def think it'll turn into something more like i don't think they'll just stop at the first kiss the UST is built up even if they dont go all the way they're going straight to third base. like as i said on the scenario ^ i like the idea of them having all this pent up tension and when they finally kiss the whole thing just boils over. as for the moment after i def think both of them will think abt the possibility of rejection. they're both going to wonder if that was a one time thing, or what it meant, but those thoughts will dispel the moment they see each other again and go back to kissing lmfao im sorry i think these two are horny! not my fault germ built up their ust!!! literally blame him not me.
but i also like the idea of them giving each other kisses before having theee 'big' kiss. like i've been toying with this idea for a while but like imagine like in a post LSH scenario or whatever, and brienne ends up saving jaime's life, and in the end he just gives her a kiss on the cheek because that's what the ladies do to the knights who saves their lives or something... and he tells her she owes him a kiss bc he saved her in the bearpit ... or like brienne suffering in the quiet isle we have to her for the angst ok and jaime just kisses her forehead to calm her down from her nightmares .. like little kisses that they refuse to elaborate later... god.......... u can't see me but im wrangling my hands rn.]
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istg one more beautiful piece of writing inspired by my self indulgent doodling and im gonna explode into one million pieces on fire <3
Round 3 fired and away! For your latest art, I'm sure we will have a perfectly normal conversation about this (and secret life tomorrow once I've watched it). Not sure if I need to put warnings on this, somewhat heavy on the selfwhump in the first bit
When Scarlet Pearl rose from the crater of Scott's sacrifice, she was untouched by the violence, as though the carnage of the previous day had not occured. Mindlessly she set about collecting the detrius of the casualties, a half-remembered habit of tidying up. A battered diamond chestplate, a bloody sword, a splintered bow. All with no body to bury. Nonetheless, she piled it into individual chests and heaped a mound of dirt over each. Sticking a sign over these graves, she left an epitaph for their ending.
"Scott, the star that went off with a bang"
"Martyn & Cleo, divided in life and death"
"Impulse & Bdubs, something wicked their way came"
"Etho & Joel, the boat burned, everything burned"
At last, with Jimmy and Tango's death already marked, she made her way back to her tower, a single leftover sign tucked away. One with her name on it. One last ending.
The lonely perches of her tower loomed out of her exhausted reach. It didn't seem worth the effort, to climb all the way up, to where pain had made its home in her heart. Scarlet Pearl wondered aloud, to no one but Tilly, if she should just dig her own grave and wait for death to claim her.
A reply unexpected came from the rustling in the brush.
"Who's there?" Scarlet Pearl called out, gripping her axe, then thought better of it. She did after all, call for the end. And Tilly didn't seem to mind whoever was out there, tail wagging and head tilted in confusion. A state of mind shared by Scarlet Pearl, for she was sure of being alone. She was cursed to be; victory had ensured it. She fell to her knees, letting the happy, silly look on Tilly fill the imminent void.
"You", whispered a voice that was at once familiar and foreign to her ears.
"That's not an answer mate", her head turned to the source of the voice.
Stepping out was an impossible figure. A worn blue hoodie, flowing brown hair and piercing grey eyes. Scarlet Pearl had to look away, she could not meet her mirror's gaze. Was it one of pity? Was it contempt? She could barely guess from a glimpse; would Death be so cruel to use herself in its image?
The question of who was an instinctive one, but the thought made her shudder, jumbling her words "who- why are you here?"
"You. I'm here for you."
"Get away from me!"
Shaking her head reflexively in denial, Scarlet Pearl fumbled for a weapon, finding the sign with her name on it and raised it in one shaking hand. In the depths of despair, her instincts found she would not let Death take her without a fight yet. She was Scarlet Pearl, undefeated and unscarred, survivor of the death games-
The apparition, as she was fully revealed in the moonlight, was no perfect replica of her. Patched up scrapes, bandaged wounds littering her unarmored skin. They looked to be in a real rough state, Scarlet Pearl could easily take on this version of her. But there was something about how her mirror carried themself, the gentleness in their voice, that paralyzed Scarlet Pearl. Not from fear or resignation. But an ugly, painful envy of the affection in her mirror's eyes.
How could she love or be loved ever again?
This Pearl sank to her knees in front of Scarlet Pearl, interlocking one of their hands. Scarlet Pearl was torn, her touch starved self cried out for the first human contact in days? Weeks-, wait human? That hand fit in hers so smoothly, they were undeniably her own.
"You're not Death" Scarlet Pearl said, feeling exceptionally foolish for being unable to recognise herself. Tilly clearly did, nuzzling between the two happily.
"I am no more Death than you are," the other Pearl agreed, gently prising the sign from her other hand, leaning it against the base of the tower then capturing her limp fingers with their own warm ones.
"I'm just the you, who you'd let lead you home."
The last gasp of adrenaline faded; oh Void she was so tired, so bone-deep tired of being alone. All Scarlet Pearl could do is clutch those hands, as though they'd fade away if she didn't.
But they were already were, the Pearl-that-was-her slowly becoming less substantial as their warmth lingered and spread.
"Don't leave me! How will I get home? Where even is a home for me?" she cried plaintively, the numbness wearing off, the pain sweeping in.
"Hold me in your heart. Hold your hurts; and hold closer the hope of their healing."
She could already feel her grasp slipping, her mauled mending mirror of a self, fading, no, melding into her. Gashes opened where swords have left their mark, bruises bloomed with a fresh vengeance and her heart felt like it was torn from her chest anew.
"Home is where they are waiting for you."
The last wisps of their fingers parted and Pearl collapsed, falling forwards-
Pearlescentmoon fell out of this world Pearlescentmoon joined the game
Into loving arms.
#ok i am ping ponging between this one#is it too vague self absorbed or blunt is there the right balance of H/C?#idk man this was a struggle to write#selflove is tough#and for goodness sake am i projecting onto a character?#a solid maybe#like there are small parts of it i relate to#and others i have no idea where they come from#LIAU STOP GIVING ME IDEAS#(no please draw some more I love these blorbos)#tldr traumatized pearl meets future healing pearl whos there to help her move on by recognising her wounds and pain#also you can headcanon whoevers arms it is at the end but its shiny duo on hermitcraft you know its shiny duo for me XD#alright me sleepy now this was horrendously awkward to write#like i might look at this in the morning and trash it because of the wording#but just maybe i might be ok
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random opinion post about celeste difficulty namings
i have come to a realization that this is MY blog so i can write about whatever i want. insert an evil and mischievous grin
In Modding communities, finding a working system to classify the difficulty of mods is something pretty important, and the celeste community sticks to a handful of names for substantial difficulty stepping stones, being Beginner, Intermediate, Advanced, Expert, and Grandmaster. These five were established by the 2020 Spring Collab, and since then have become the norm. However, as the community ages (holy fuck, its been three years since spring collab??) players naturally get better and mappers naturally feel comfortable making harder stuff. I am now going to discuss why I do not like the names for 99% of the harder stuff :)
obligatory note is that these are all opinions and all in good fun im not gonna explode if someone calls a celeste map astral or anything its just something which lightly ticked me off so hey thats why i write about it
One point which I'll often come back to is the usage cases of the first five difficulties. Beginner, Expert, and Grandmaster are all titles, you can call yourself a Beginner at Celeste mods, in the same way a pro chess player could call themselves a chess Grandmaster. These are subtle, but in my eyes help establish and ground the difficulty names, in my eyes if you told someone "I'm a celeste expert!" versus "I'm a celeste grandmaster!" they could probably understand grandmaster as being better, due to it's usage in other mediums. As for Intermediate and Advanced, these are words just defining skill levels. The important part though is that these have a precedent of being used and having meaning, look up advanced or intermediate on YouTube, and you'll find a lot of educational videos on things like "Advanced English Learning Practice" or "25 phrases every Intermediate English speaker must know", so on. Now for the specific GM+1 Names I don't like: Celestial, Astral, and/or Stellar: These ones I see a lot, and they feel like very weird cases. All of these are... Not skill titles! But instead words used to describe space????? When I hear "Astral Celeste Maps", the first thing that would come to mind (especially if this was my first time hearing the term) was maps relating to or themed after space, but nope! they're instead used for really really hard celeste maps. These are somewhat titles (calling yourself an astral just makes me think of a sci-fi movie), but their titles aren't for skill levels in any way, Looking up "Celestial Difficulty" on YouTube won't net you any other communities or the like which use these as difficulty markers. Maybe one community here or there use them but I doubt they are nearly as prominent as "Grandmaster" for example. Virtuoso: This one's better, although I'm still not a fan. Virtuoso is defined as someone who excels in the technique of an art, in particular a form being in the sciences or arts, also typically used in musical cases. This is a good start, and writing this has made me like the term slightly more knowing its definition, but it still falls under an arbitrary line in my eyes. What defines Virtuoso as being harder then Grandmaster? From Beginner up to Expert, I feel like the definitions of the words naturally place them in that order of difficulty. Grandmaster can be seen as arbitrary yes, but it's already been established so in my opinion there isn't all too much you can do. If you wanna hold a campaign to remove all usage of the term 'grandmaster' from celeste modding so there are more natural stepping stones from beyond that then be my guest. To get to the point, theres nothing in the definition of Virtuoso which places it as harder then Grandmaster. once again my opinion but comparing a status from international competition in a game (Grandmaster) to a word defining skill in an art (Virtuoso) feel arbitrary in my eyes. virtuoso is also goofy in my eyes so i just dont like it because of that ultimately though writing this has made me realize im fine with virtuoso but oh well. also if you knew what the word virtuoso meant without having to look it up i do not believe you are real sorry </3
yeah thats it thats the post i just kinda wanted to 'rant' about Celestial Astral and Virtuoso theyre goofy lets just stick to "Super Grandmaster" thnx, id be interested in reading someone's thoughts on the term virtuoso but otherwise goodbye have a nice night
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id like to start this post with a link to a fundraiser masterpost and a reminder to do your daily clicks.
as i mentioned in my last post, i probably wont be posting about anything scu-related in the future, at the very least not anything praising it. if i reblog shadow referencing a keanu reeves role, my bad, ive only seen so many things with him in it. if i reblog scu art that i think is just mainline, my bad, i wasn't thinking. im gonna be honest i dont even think ill do little things, like stobotnik but in mainline context, though i will say, stobotnik mainline au may be like. the 1 exception??? because i do like the ship??? but thats the complete extent of what ill post, if that.
a part of me wants to say "but this is spoiling other people's fun!" and then the other part of me says "by not giving a platform to actors and a company that is complicit in genocide" and it shuts up the first half pretty easily. remember that considering everything, while yes it's likely to have very anti-military, anti-us themes, there is a chance both knuckles and sonic 3 will contain hidden pro-israel propaganda. if it wasnt obvious, i don't want to post about israeli propaganda.
for anyone who knows me personally, or at least messages me, im more likely to be more leniant seeing as. well. it's not public. but im still not sure if ill talk about it unless it comes up in conversation???
ik i have a handful of people here who are mostly scu fans, possibly even scu exclusive. ig im sorry??? i can understand why theres a lot of scu fans, so i suppose if you like scu but you also want to stop posting about it, may i recommend some OTHER things to try (this is a long list so buckle up:
hop (2011) has a similar plot to sonic 1 and has james marsden (who is also not a good person but i dont think even universal would care if youre pirating hop (2011))
a really good place to start is honestly the snapcube dubs!!! you might get a few spoilers from context clues but theyre a really fun way to get to know games a little bit! obviously, theres a big barrier of there only being 5 dubs of 4 games, but i feel like once youve watched the dubs you can sort of get into the rest of her videos from there (theres also. theres this one. this one series. that people like. btw.)
while yeah i recommend the games, theyre sort of hard to know where to start. all i can really say is, dont start from forces or frontiers, at least know the plot of sa2 and thats basically it. ig if you want to play EVERY game, you dont really need to play anything before sonic 3 & knuckles and even then you can still start from sonic adventure and learn the plot of s3&k
NiGHTS is fun but also youll learn nothing about sonic i just wanted to mention it
if youre more into the action, i recommend sonic prime (and also, a few fix-it-fics or rewritten endings)
i recommend sonic boom if you want the comedy* and the characters living (mostly) normal lives. also you can literally watch most of sonic boom for free on youtube idc if im biased i will die on the hill of it being the best sonic canon. yeah im even including rise of lyric. no i have not played rise of lyric. do not mention the wasted potential of the concepts or i will explode.
*no offense but sonic boom is way funnier. idc if im biased because the sonic films are honestly only a step up from mcu humour most of the time, if that
if you want lore, i recommend the comics rather than the games, seeing as its slightly daunting where to start with the games. for a slightly more sanitised and. ig "normal" experience, read either idw or post-reboot archie. but if you want things to get a little wild theres pre-reboot archie. the only archie comics ive read are sonic boom and NiGHTS, so im not speaking from experience. but. wow. theres a lot to unpack there
if for whatever reason you just want sonic thats completely different to the games, i recommend sonic the comic and any of the 90s cartoons!!! theyre honestly really fun and because theyre so early on in sonic history (?) theres so many inconsistencies
sonic the fighters is fun but also you literally will never have to play that ever and its hard to find anyway
im pretty sure ive mentioned every canon there??? and a few things i dont need to lol. but the point is, if you are a fan of scu, you arent immediately a bad person! BUT (and here's the bit you actually have to listen to): if you are posting and praising the scu, particularly the upcoming projects, you are giving a platform to a large chunk of zionists.
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