#im just dumping these jawdropping moments here cause why not

[etrevil]

—The Song of Achilles

Read these in a guidance counseling room lol

We have:

Eskimo kisses, the “lemme show you my gayness” kiss, the fucking tragedy that is Achilles’ smile and “What has Hector ever done to me?” line, Paris’ description that just has me thinking of Wolfy’s character design, Patroclus safe circle aka Achilles, and just war descriptions cause—wow they are good.

It's time for war baby >:), surely nothing bad will happen, right?

(please send help denial is strong)